0:00:29 > 0:00:32Clara drives, Max drives, Charlie drives.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35We offered you lessons on your 17th birthday,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37but you were on your high horse saving the planet,
0:00:37 > 0:00:41and we were...deeply uncool for offering.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Ironic, because a high horse produces significant methane,
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- which is harmful to the ozone layer. - Come on, Dad.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51No. No, you had a laptop instead, didn't you?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Just because me and your mum are always at work doesn't mean we're made of money.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Yeah, but Dad, the thing is,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00is that you are a police-trained driver.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03You're very highly qualified.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06What do you want me to do? Dress up as you, and take the test for you?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Might be worth a shot.- Teach me!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10No way!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Dad!- I'd rather teach a cat to swim, frankly.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, great, well thanks very much (!)
0:01:17 > 0:01:19What?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26What d'you think?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?
0:01:29 > 0:01:30I don't know.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, you either like it or you don't
0:01:32 > 0:01:36cos there's only 18 seconds left and if you DO like it
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I am going to snap it up.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Very nice.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Nine, eight, 20 quid, hope I haven't left it too late.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46COMPUTER BEEPS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yes! Got it!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52That's really good.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Jimmi!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59You think I'm really stupid, buying old stuff off the internet?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03No! You can check the hallmark, sell it at Sotheby's.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06If it's worth something, you can take me on holiday.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I've got to go. OK. Bye.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13My bargain of the day.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh, very nice! 20 quid?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Yeah! Glad you like it. Jimmi doesn't seem too keen.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Oh? I've never thought of buying second-hand crockery.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25But it makes sense because of the amount you break.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Well, it's not so much second-hand, it's more...vintage.- Oh!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Elaine, what do you think?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh. Yeah, lovely.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37So, you were saying Jimmi doesn't like it?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Yeah, but we don't have to agree on everything.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Exactly. What do men know?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Quite. Karen, have you got my list for this morning?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48No.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52I thought you were supposed to be at the Mill. I mean, I might be wrong.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Oh, no. No, you're right.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I must have got things mixed up. Better get going.
0:03:05 > 0:03:11I know you have been waiting, but I just need you to bear with us
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- just a little longer. - Yes. Sure.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, Dr Carmichael, I need to send through another
0:03:16 > 0:03:18of Dr Cassidy's patients, if possible.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Oh, she's still not here?- She left the campus half an hour ago.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, haven't you tried ringing her?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Still no reply.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36If you want to have a huge bust-up with someone,
0:03:36 > 0:03:37take them for a driving lesson.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Fact.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- It doesn't have to be like that. - I taught your mum.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43That was years ago.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Yeah, well, I still bear the scars.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47But Dad, she's a great driver!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Really?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Come on, you can't still be annoyed about that. Someone put the trolley behind her!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57OK, fine.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01I'll probably get Cath to teach me, or something.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Which one's Cath?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07The one with the hatchback made of rust?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10She's got a really cool car, and it goes really fast!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12She'll teach me, no problem.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Nah, you can't let her teach you in that!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20All right. OK. All right. OK.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- We'll give it a go. - When can we go out?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27We won't go anywhere until I've shown you the controls, and what they do.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Whatever you say. - And that's another thing.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Whatever I do say goes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I mean it. My rules, OK?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Thanks, Dad!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Excuse me? Excuse me?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47You forgot your prescription. That's why you came here, uh?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, yes. Thank you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Dr Cassidy?
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Where, where?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Oh sorry, I must have just nodded off!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13How long have you been here?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Erm, I really don't know.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25OK, so out of the village and take a right at the end.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Look out for a mobile home. Great.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31OK, I'll see you later. Bye.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Going to go and pick up my bargain!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- A mobile home?- Yeah.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- The people who are selling the vase? - Yeah.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41If it doesn't look like the photo, I won't pay for it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Are you sure you should be going on your own?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I'm a nurse. I do house calls on my own all the time.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah but this isn't a house... Course you do.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Check it for cracks!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Pardon?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Imogen bought me, for Mothers' Day,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57a second-hand jug.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59And she got it from a flea market...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Like I said, it's not really second-hand.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Yeah, and the handle fell off!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Obviously, why they were selling it. It had a crack in it.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's more vintage.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- You can't trust anyone. - Bye, Karen.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Bye.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Black coffee. That's what you need. I will make it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Problem?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21No. No, not really. Can I have de-caff please?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25De-Caff? That is no good! You need to wake up.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- What's this?- I had a late night.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I found her in her car. Sleeping like a baby.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34(Mouth wide open!)
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Ridiculous, I know! I was reading a book into the early hours.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Couldn't put it down. - What was the book?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Hello, there.- Hi, I'm Cherry. - Of course you are. I'm Cyril.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Pleased to make your acquaintance, Cherry. Yeah.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I don't get many visitors, here, so I knew it was you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Come in to my palace!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh, thank you.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Take a pew.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17What about a nice cup of tea? I've got one in the pot.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, lovely. Milk, no sugar, please.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Ah, same as me. But tea's no good without a biscuit.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Now, I've got four left.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Two each by my reckoning. - Mhmm, lovely. My favourite.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32And I see we have the same taste in vases as well.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I imagine that you're a real antique collector, Cherry, yes?
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Ah. Cos you know the golden oldies are the best.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Don't want to see it go, really.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46But needs must, though.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I'm a gardener by trade, but oh, this rheumatism,
0:07:50 > 0:07:54it's getting harder by the day earning an honest penny.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57So, I'm selling off the old bits and pieces.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Glad of the money, though.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Well, it's going to a good home.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Ah, nice to hear it.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11It's hard letting the old bits go, but...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Tea?- Yes, please.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Steering wheel, which causes the front wheels to change direction,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24thus steering the car in the direction you need it to go.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Handbrake. Holds the vehicle stationary.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Push in the button to release when pulling away.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Gear stick.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Selects the appropriate gear.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37No, patience, love. Patience.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43- You get the basics right, and the rest will follow, OK?- OK.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45In the middle, brake pedal
0:08:45 > 0:08:49which slows the vehicle, or brings it to a halt.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Is that the horn?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yes, we won't be needing that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Hopefully.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57But, much more importantly to you because you're a girl,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59rear view mirror.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06So, you're a nurse? That's a good job, looking after people.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07About my bad leg.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08HE LAUGHS
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Nah. No, no. Only joking.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I bet you're fed up with people asking for free advice.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Erm, not really. But the man I'm marrying is a doctor,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21and often people come up to him at parties wanting to talk about their favourite illness.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Oh, married to a doctor.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I must say, I spotted the engagement ring.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Hit the jackpot there!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You see, I'd never let that go, no.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Too many memories.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Now, I HAVE decided to sell this.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43This was given me by a very special lady a long time ago.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Rather have the money now more than the memories.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's proper china, mind.
0:09:49 > 0:09:55It says "Clydachs" on the bottom. That sounds familiar.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I don't know.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01All I can say is that it was given to me by a very wealthy lady.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06And someone told me a long time ago it was worth a lot of money.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08How much is it worth?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well if you went to a posh antique shop, I'd say
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- 200, £300 at least.- Wow!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yeah, but they wouldn't give that to me, would they?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18They'd want their slice.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I tell you what, Cherry.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24If you want that jug,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'll let you have it for...
0:10:26 > 0:10:27150.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30As long as you look after it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33And then it's gently back on the revs.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Revs?- Engine revolutions. The speed at which the crankshaft revolves.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- What?- Then take your foot back off the accelerator,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42foot onto the clutch, change gear...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Dad, can't I just have a go?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48These things take time, love.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51How can I learn how to do it if you're doing everything?
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Please?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Just take your time.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Remember all the things that I've told you.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13When you're first setting off,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16you need to let the clutch out really slowly.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25More revs. More, more revs
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- I'm sorry.- OK.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28No!
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Put the handbrake on.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Put the gears into neutral.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33There's just so much to remember all in one go.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36They all need to be learned. Let's start again.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- Just let me have a go, will you? I need to get used to it. - I AM letting you have a go!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43OK. Let's restart the engine.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47ENGINE REVS
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Oh, how did you get on?- Ta-da!
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Oh, very nice!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, but THAT's not all.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Ah! We need a new milk jug here.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Elaine broke ours last week, she's all fingers and thumbs.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Good job she's not a brain surgeon. We might have had complaints.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- It's not for here.- Oh.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15It's proper antique.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18The gentleman I bought it from used to be a gardener.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23He was given it as a present by this really rich old lady, like Lady Chatterley sort of thing.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25How much did you pay it?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Quite a lot.
0:12:27 > 0:12:3030 quid? No, hang on.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32If that was 20, 35?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33150.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35No!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You can get a really nice jug from Fairstowes
0:12:38 > 0:12:40at £12.99 and that's got flowers on it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Yeah, but that is a proper antique! Here, have a look at this.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45"Clydachs Pottery, Swansea.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47"One of the most sought after by collectors,
0:12:47 > 0:12:50"Clydachs represents all that was good
0:12:50 > 0:12:53"about the 19th-century Welsh china.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56"But rarity has driven up the prices in recent years."
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Look, there's a link here to the auction site.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02"One sold at auction last year for...
0:13:06 > 0:13:09"£5,000!"
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- No. Mirror, signal- What?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14We're going to overtake. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17All right, stop. Come to a stop.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Put your clutch in. Go into neutral. Stop.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Handbrake on.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23CYCLIST RINGS BELL
0:13:23 > 0:13:26It's all right. No-one ever said this was going to be easy.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31But you're just saying words at me like "clutch, brake,
0:13:31 > 0:13:33"gear, steer, swipe..."
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Swipe?- Well, not that one, then.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41A motor vehicle is a very large, complicated and dangerous object.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Which is why they don't just give licences away.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I do realise that. But you telling me what to do all the time is putting me off!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Dad, you've got to realise that I'm not a kid!- OK.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Let's start again.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Mirror...- I was just about to!
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Handbrake.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Yep.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Clutch. Slow. Yeah, more revs.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Clutch off, slow m-m more revs, MORE REVS!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Sorry!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12No! Handbrake! Clutch!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Neutral!- DAD!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18I'm not going to sit here in silence and watch you start the car in gear!
0:14:21 > 0:14:26I had no idea that it was worth anything LIKE that!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27£5,000!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I feel really bad now.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I wouldn't worry about it. Wait till you tell Jimmi.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37You have to take him somewhere really swish and surprise him.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Yeah, and there's poor old Cyril, in his caravan, counting his biscuits.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I know! What a stroke of luck. Him not knowing what it was worth.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47No.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49No, I can't do that. I'm taking it back.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Are you mad?- Karen, he's going to be really chuffed.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Just be careful with your steering.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Not too much. That's it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Look, there's Jack! Woo, who's the new woman?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Imogen! Watch where you're going!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- OK!- All right!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Slow down. Slow down. Stop! Stop the car.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Put the brake on. Slowly.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Yeah, that's it.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35And stop. Clutch in.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Put your handbrake on.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Into neutral. Turn the engine off.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44All right, Dad. It's really not a big problem.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Not a big problem? You've just nearly crashed!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Come on, out the car. I'll take us home.- But, hang on...
0:15:51 > 0:15:52No buts.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Sit down. You've come back for more tea and biscuits, yeah?
0:15:59 > 0:16:00I told you I do a good cuppa.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Actually, I've got some good news for you.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08You've come back to buy some more bits? And I could do with the pennies.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm giving you this back.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Not quite with you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I found out that it's by a really famous maker.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21And, wait for this. One of these sold at auction for £5,000.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I can't imagine that.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Seriously!
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Cherry, if that jug is worth £5,000, I'll eat my hat.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35And it's a grubby old hat.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39It's yours. Please take it back for whatever I paid for it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I think that you should.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I see. You regret buying it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Right, you want your money back, of course.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50But I did have plans for that money.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52No!
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Well, keep the jug. Enjoy it!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58With, look, with my blessing.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- But...- We've done the deal. I'm happy now.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05End of story, as far as I'm concerned.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Did you say yes to that tea?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08HE LAUGHS
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Can I help?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Hi. Erm, I was wondering,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I've got this antique jug,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I was wondering if you could have a look at it for me.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Ah.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37It's actually made of Clydachs pottery
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yes. I have heard of it...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Let's see then.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45So, what do you know about Clydachs pottery?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Erm, not much. It's Welsh,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50it's rare.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- So, you're not a specialised collector?- No, not really.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57But when the gentleman offered to sell it to me, I recognised the name.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Yes, quite.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Extraordinary.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Actually, it says it on the bottom - Yes, don't worry, I spotted that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Hmmm.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13What do you think ? Any idea of how much I should get it insured for?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16You'll have to bear with me. There's a few things to consider.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Now, where are my scales?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Who's your mate, Jack?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28She's got a really funny name. She's called Mind Your Own Business.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30What's all this?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Immie nearly crashed into some roadworks.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Don't think so.- Dad looked like he was having a heart attack.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40There's Immie, goggling out of the window at me, smashing into these bollards.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41- HE LAUGHS. - It's no joke.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43On the bright side, no-one died!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45But there IS always next time, eh?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47And seriously, how did it go?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Dad's says he's had enough.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51What? After one lesson? Rob?!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54That's what I said!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56You've got to have a bit more patience than that!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Huh! You weren't there.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02It was like being at nursery. "Here's the steering wheel little girl, don't touch!"
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Well, it can't have been that bad.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Well, in that case, you take her out.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Fine! If you can't handle it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I will teach you to drive properly. Like a woman.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Right, then.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- What did you pay for the piece, if you don't mind me asking?- £150.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Did you really? Did you, really?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28That's why I wanted to get it valued.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31The gentleman that sold it didn't believe it was worth more than that.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I see.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Oh, when I looked it up, apparently one sold at auction for £5,000.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Is that right? Yes, 5,000.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41A lot of brass.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Sorry?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47You're familiar with the adage "Where there's muck there's brass"?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Eh, yeah!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52The problem in the antiques trade is where there's brass,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55there's quite often muck as well.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58And, regrettably, this is muck.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02A forgery. Probably a few months old.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Eh? I thought that it was really valuable.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09All this crazing in the glaze, a bit over the top.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12The jug's slightly small, too. And too light.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Really?- They make a mould from an original one, you see,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19so the fake jug starts off at exactly that size.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23But when you fire it in the kiln, of course, it shrinks a little bit.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27So it ends up smaller than the original piece.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Nice work, though.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Haven't seen one of these for a few years, in fact.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Is it worth anything? - Oh, yes! It's still a nice jug.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36£10 on a market stall.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Maybe 15 to the right buyer.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08PHONE RINGS
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Hi.- Cherry? It's Elaine.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I hate to ask you this,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15but I think I left a folder at the campus this morning.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17A blue one, on the reception.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18I was in such a rush.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Are you coming in to the Mill later? - Yeah, I'll bring it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Thank you.- OK.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Everything all right?- No.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I bought this antique jug for £150.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30It turns out it's a forgery.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- That's terrible.- Hmm. No wonder the old git didn't want to take it back.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35What are you going to do?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I'm going to go and get my money back.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Make sure you take someone with you.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42There's no need.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45If it's a forgery, you're dealing with a criminal. Take Jimmi.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I don't want him to know what a sucker I've been.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- I'll come with you. - Elaine, it's not necessary.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55No arguments. I'll never forgive myself if anything happened to you.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Er, where is this place?
0:21:58 > 0:21:59OK.
0:21:59 > 0:22:05I need some fresh air anyway. OK. Bye.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Some tea.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21Ounce for ounce more caffeine than coffee. Did you know that? THIS will keep you going.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23You're a life saver. Thank you.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Now, take my advice. Leave the book alone for tonight.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31The book I am reading is an ocean of red herrings.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I have to keep reading it and re-reading it to keep track of it.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Thank you, Mrs Tembe.- Oh. Oh, right.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Hello?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Hello?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28So, did you know this was fake?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31A fake, you say? A fake what?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33A fake antique.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Is it? - Your leg seems a lot better.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41You said that it was worth a lot of money.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44It's worth what someone's prepared to pay.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Did you set me up deliberately? Make me feel I was getting a bargain?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50You were happy to pay the money.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52That's because I thought it was a real antique.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Not just a few months old!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Sorry, I haven't got time for this!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Ah!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Much as I like visitors, I'm very busy.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17You're not going to get away with this.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Another one!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26So, have you got more people coming around?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27One last con before you move...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29No, don't!
0:24:35 > 0:24:40This is the real one, you stupid girl! What have you done?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I wouldn't worry, it's not worth much.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Let me tell you something.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I did that jug that you had.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Pottery's my hobby.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I was proud of that jug. It's a nice jug.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59But this is the real one.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I copied it, and this is worth a fortune.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06You have to pay me.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Don't be so ridiculous. - You can afford it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Marrying a doctor.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17At least you know what it's worth.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24You owe me £5,000.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, I see.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35OK, then.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37So, which is the original?
0:25:38 > 0:25:39This one?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Or is it this one? Or... - No, no, no, not...
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Or maybe this one? None of them.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47How about this one? This feels a little bit heavier.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49That's my life savings.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Save it for the police.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54PHONE RINGS
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Cherry. Hi. Sorry, I'm on my way.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I got delayed.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01What?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05What, do you mean it's all sorted?
0:26:05 > 0:26:06'I've got my money back.'
0:26:06 > 0:26:10And I managed to keep the vase. It's a good forgery.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13It might be worth a few grand, if I play my cards right.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Joke!
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Yeah, OK. Well, I'm going to have to go now. Got to make a statement.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24Yeah, I think I'll stick to 20 quid flowery vases from now on. Bye.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Er, hello. Er, yeah. I was wondering...
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Sorry, I really need to speak to Oliver Clark.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Er, Oliver! Erm, it's Elaine Cassidy.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm not coping too well.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Er...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Well, tomorrow'll be great.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Thank you.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Part of me finds it weird.- Weird?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Spending the day remembering your father.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I haven't met your mother yet.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm telling you the truth!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19I can't trust what you tell me anymore.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21I saw them together in the shop.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24They do make a lovely couple, don't you agree?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26LEFT! The other left!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- No, this is a one way street! - CAR HORN BEEPS
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Happy Birthday, Albert!
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