0:00:33 > 0:00:37# There's blood in the streets, it's up to my thigh...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# There's blood on the streets... #
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- KNOCK AT CUBICLE DOOR - Hello?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Sally, is that you?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Who is it?
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Get a life!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56SHE SHRIEKS
0:00:58 > 0:01:00SHE GASPS
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Idiots!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05No, please.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Please. Please don't. Please!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Please! Don't!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Anyway, it was half a mile high!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23It is the tallest building in the world, Mum.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I know, but it's no place to have dinner.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'It nearly put me off my prawn cocktail!'
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, they've forgotten the recycling.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- You can't get the staff these days. - Tell me about it.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Oh.- 'What?' - I left a lamp on.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- You are getting on a bit. - Oh, thanks very much, Patrick(!)
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Have you got anyone else to go and annoy?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Actually, I've got Thomas Addington waiting outside my door.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48'What's poor Thomas done?'
0:01:48 > 0:01:50He got caught telling a lie. Didn't you, Thomas?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- You can come in now. - Well, go easy on him.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I will. And I'm glad you're back safe, Mum.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Thank you, darling, bye.- 'Bye.'
0:02:02 > 0:02:05'Jack? Come on!'
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm sure you're aware that, legally,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Jack shouldn't really take you out.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14The law says you have to be over 21 to teach someone to drive.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Bit late for that now, isn't it?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's my only option since you and mum bailed on me.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- I won't get involved in all that again.- He's late. Where is he?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26He's tired. He's been burning the candle at both ends.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I know exactly what he's been doing.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29I don't care. I want my driving lesson!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Here he is, Casanova.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Neanderthals!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- How can you bear to sit in the car with me?- I'll manage(!)
0:02:40 > 0:02:42OK, let's get it over with. See you later.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Look after my car!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46WORKMEN WOLF-WHISTLE
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I'd rather kill myself.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Andy. Where are you?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51PHONE BEEPS
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Damn!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Whoa! Watch out, you stupid girl!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Haven't you got eyes?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Unbelievable!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And perfectly formed.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07What?!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Will you move on from the blatant sexism?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14It's not big, it's not clever, and you look like an idiot.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Women don't even like it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Frankly, don't you think you've got enough on your plate?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Wow. That adrenaline's really kicked in.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- My point stands.- Fair do's.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Better?- I think so.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You are right. I thought it'd be peachy, having two girls on the go.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34But it's nothing but confusing.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Last night, I didn't know whether I was coming or going. I mean it!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39I really like both of them.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Really like them. Don't know what I'm going to do.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Well, thank you for sharing that.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47But now I need to do a three point turn.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55First rule of Joke Club.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Members don't get pranked.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Second rule is "expect the unexpected".
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Your rule, you should know. - Shut up.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You turned the lights off. Left me in the dark.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I didn't...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- I was in the dark.- Sorry.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It was me!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Of course it was you! Have you told him?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Told me what?- Tell him.- What?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Joke Club is over. Finished. - Yeah, right(!)
0:04:20 > 0:04:23We discussed it. We decided it was fun for a couple of months, but...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- You can't decide that.- I didn't.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Andy?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- We're not freshers any more. - Grow some...- Get stuffed.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Come out of her shadow. We had a laugh today, and you know it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:39- I turned the lights off - get over it!- He might be your best mate, but he's an idiot.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Well, that was fun. You're on red. - Stop it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- She can't break up Joke Club! Who does she think she is? - She's me girlfriend.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51She's scared of t'dark. You shouldn't have turned the lights off.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, actually, Sam, I hadn't even considered the Lyme disease
0:04:56 > 0:04:59before you just mentioned it, so thank you very much for that.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02You can go now... No, Sam, hang on.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04(The door to the spare room's open.)
0:05:09 > 0:05:11A-ha! It's fine. It's empty.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh, yeah. Your mother's quite mad.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Yes, of course. I'll make myself a nice hot cup of tea.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Thank you very much, Sam.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24All right take care. Bye-bye.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Sorry.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I know.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I told him...
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Good.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm going to the loo.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You can make tea, as penance.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Yes, boss! - You better believe it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- No rest for the wicked! Time to get up!- What are you doing?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Taking control! For I have known them all already, known them all.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22The evenings, mornings and afternoons,
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- measured out my life with coffee spoons.- You're nuts!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27And you're in need of fresh air! That's better.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- What d'you want? - I've made a decision.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Yeah?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- You can't leave Joke Club. - Move on. I have.- Debatable.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I wouldn't be doing my job as a founder member
0:06:36 > 0:06:37if I let you walk away.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39If I did, you'd end up
0:06:39 > 0:06:44in a monotonous cycle of meaningless, afternoon sex.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Keeps me happy. And it's not meaningless.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Touching(!)
0:06:47 > 0:06:48And that's the other thing.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Are you going to choose Sophie over me?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I'm not choosing anybody over anybody. Stop being a freak.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55What if you had to make a choice?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's not going to happen!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I wouldn't be so sure.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03What's that?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Andy!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07That...is decision time.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46MOBILE RINGS
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Hello? - 'They didn't take the recycling.'
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- 'You said.' - But, actually, they did.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Then someone else put other stuff in there,
0:07:53 > 0:07:57and I don't drink Chardonnay, Patrick.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59'So, what were you doing in the house?'
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I, er, came up to look at houses for the move next year.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08It was, it was all really last-minute and, um...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09That's bull, Patrick.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12LINE GOES DEAD
0:08:13 > 0:08:19It was on the toilet roll. I had no idea. Until the tingling started.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21And now this...rash.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24And your boyfriend did this, you say?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25I don't know.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Well, you're fine.- Really?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Yep. Mild reaction. Hydrocortisone cream will sort it out in no time.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- I'll write you a prescription. - Thanks.- No worries.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Your boyfriend's out there, is he?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Leave him to me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'll look forward to that, Grace.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46See you soon.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48That was Grace.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Jack, you're supposed to be helping me!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53MOBILE RINGS
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, this is never-ending!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hi, Grace.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Sarah!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00It's Sarah. Of course it's you!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, I was only joking.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Grace...is a friend of, er, my sister, Immie,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11who I'm giving a driving lesson to right now, that's all.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12I'd love to meet you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16An hour and a half, by the bench. Great.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Chocolate'd be nice.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Me, too. Bye.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24She's getting me a milkshake.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh, pathetic!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Thought I handled that quite well. - Oh! And you got a date.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I got a date, in an hour and a half, by the bench, with Sarah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37At the same time, and on the same bench
0:09:37 > 0:09:39as you just agreed to meet Grace!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40What?!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44ENGINE STARTS, GEARS GRIND
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Ah! This is impossible!
0:09:47 > 0:09:48You're telling me!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Clingfilm? - Yeah, did that, as well.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Great thing is, whatever we did, nobody knew it was us.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56We'd leave the card and disappear.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Everybody wanted to be part of it, the secret club.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01But it were only ever three of us.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I didn't do it. - Not me you need to convince, mate.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- I know. - MOBILE RINGS
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Mum?- Soph, wait.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Do you know how humiliating that was? How stupid I felt?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18You know I'd never do that. I'd never do that to anyone.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Promise?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Yeah, I swear.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Itchy and Scratchy! How's it going?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You take things too far. Apologise, then we're done.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27calm down. What are you on about?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29The itching powder.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Rewind a bit, mate. I knew about it, but it was your idea.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You said she'd get it. I had nothing to do with it.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Great prank, Soph, you must admit. - What's he saying?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Tell her you're lying!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43"I'm lying". If it helps. And I came up with the shower prank.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Because it's me who has a girlfriend I don't know how to get rid of.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48- What?- Stop it!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Mate! I'll do whatever you want me to.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53But this isn't what we discussed. Just make a decision.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- A decision?- You or me.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01That's what we talked about, in your bedroom, isn't it?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06No!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I, I didn't. I promise, Soph.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Another promise?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You two deserve each other.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Soph!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16It's over!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Well, that wasn't so hard, was it?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20- You take things too far!- Uh!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Oi!- You're twisted!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You all right, mate?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30He really doesn't know how to take a joke, does he?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35'I don't know.'
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Come on, you must have a favourite.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Which do you like best?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I don't know! They've both got their pluses and minuses.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- It's hard to choose. - Right, well, make a list.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48What is it with women and lists?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What is it with men and decisions?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Right.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I need categories.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55What?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Traits that we can measure against each other.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00We top up the totals, and whoever's got the most, then you keep,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02and the other, you let go of.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You get it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yeah. It's like Top Trumps without cars.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Exactly.- Genius!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Look, the result has to be binding.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16I know it's perverse, but I'm doing it as much for them as I am for you.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Deal?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Deal.
0:12:20 > 0:12:28OK. So, so far I've got wit, intelligence, looks, legs,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31GSOH, Good Sense Of Humour.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34What about GIB? Good in bed!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Ugh! Too much information!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38If you're going to do a job, you may as well do it properly.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41If you're going down that route, then DTYWTYM.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- What is that?- Does Things You Wouldn't Tell Your Mum!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Nice! I like it!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48If any of this ever gets outside of this car, I will kill you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Understand?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53OK. So how about SCAS?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57THEY CHORTLE
0:13:01 > 0:13:02KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:13:04 > 0:13:07KNOCKING RESUMES, LOUDER
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- I don't want to see you. - Too late, you've seen me.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- What's this?- A letter?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I haven't got time for nonsense. It's from Andy.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Saying that he can't live without me, and he's going to kill himself.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22What I need to know is, is it just another of your tasteless pranks,
0:13:22 > 0:13:25which I am really hoping it is at this point,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28or am I going to have to ring his Mum and tell her
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I just broke up with him, and he's killed himself?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Sophie, I didn't...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Help, I can't open it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Andy! No!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43He's not breathing! Help me, Josh! What do I do?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- I... I... - Andy, please. Don't do this!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Soph, save him. Sophie, save him! Please save him!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Call an ambulance. Josh! Help!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Find out what pills he took.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57The pills! Please!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03THEY GUFFAW
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Look at you! Talc, you Muppet!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10"Oh, save him! Save him, save him!" DERISIVE LAUGHTER
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Don't mess with me.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15LAUGHTER RESUMES
0:14:18 > 0:14:21What are the scores on the doors?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Hold on. Is that a seven or a nine?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- What category?- Grace. Bum.- Nine.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Nine. Of course it's a nine!- So?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Hang on.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- I don't believe this.- What?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's a draw! All of that, and it's a flippin' draw?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39How am I supposed to choose now?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I don't know, but make up your mind, quick.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Why?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47What are you playing at?
0:14:47 > 0:14:48- I'm bargaining with you.- What?!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- I want ten free driving lessons, please.- Don't be stupid.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55OK, OK! I'll give you six.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56I'll settle for eight.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Done. Now will you just drive past them?
0:14:58 > 0:15:03No way. I'm enjoying this and besides, you've fannied those two poor girls around for too long!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Now decide, now.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- I'm going to get you back for this. - I am doing you a favour.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I'm sorting this mess out. Trust me.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Which one's a keeper?- Grace.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18No, Sarah. No, no, no, Grace.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh, Grace it is! I'll deal with Sarah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Er, Sarah?
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Hi. I've got a message for you. Will you come with me?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah, sure.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, no, no, no, noooo.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Excuse me, do you know him?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Yeah, why?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Has he arranged to meet you here today?
0:15:50 > 0:15:56- Yes.- He's arranged to meet me here as well.- I had no idea.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Your fault.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You know that, right?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12First sign of madness, that.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Second sign is Suggs coming up your garden path.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Never mind. Can I sit?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Who's that?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25My brother, Callum.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- A student?- Five years ago, he was.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Yeah, came here.- Oh, really?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Yeah. Look, that's the Uni bar.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35He's the reason I ended up here.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- What's up, then?- I messed up.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Andy?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Bet it's not as bad as you think.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Apologise, it always works wonders.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Trust me, I'm an expert.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52It won't work.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I went too far.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56What would he do?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07You're right.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Thanks.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Uh! No worries.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Trust me, you said. - That's not what I meant.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20This is your fault. I don't have a girlfriend. I had two! They were lovely, and now I don't have one.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- You can't blame me for everything! - Oh, shut up, Immie.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- And you can stick your driving lessons.- Fine!
0:17:25 > 0:17:29I was going to get proper lessons anyway, because I actually want to pass my test.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Get lost.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Where are you going?- For a pint. - You can't leave me here with the car! What'll Dad say?
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Like I said. Your fault.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43I'm working.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46You're not, you're moping.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50You've been on that sentence for 20 minutes.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- I feel bad. - Stop it. He deserved it.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57COMPUTER BLEEPS
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Hang on, it's Josh.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Oh, course it is.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Go away, Josh, we're not interested.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Hang on.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Guys, it's me.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15Sorry for doing this on the web, but, er, I couldn't face you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19I owe you an apology, and an explanation.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I want you to meet someone.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26This is my brother, Callum.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28You didn't know I had a brother, did you?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Don't worry, not many people do. He's a family secret.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36He was on the same course as us, Andy. Right here, at Letherbridge.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38He never got to finish it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42He, er, hung himself, from his door handle.
0:18:42 > 0:18:48Mum said it was because he was depressed. I don't know. I was 13.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Ah, listen to me! Rabbit, rabbit.
0:18:51 > 0:18:58I just, I wanted to explain to you both, er, it's no excuse,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00but...I'm sorry.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Really. Sophie, I'm so sorry. I was out of line.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You're the best friends I've got at Uni.
0:19:07 > 0:19:14I didn't know what to do, but then that doctor gave me an idea and...
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Don't forget me. Promise.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I feel sick.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I had no idea.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- I never would have suggested... - No, I know. It's all right.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40No, it's not. Didn't you see the rope?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- This is another joke, right? - I swear. What did you tell him?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- I told him to do what his brother would do.- No!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- What?- His brother killed himself when he was a student.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53If this is another joke, it stops now. I mean it.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It's not. I remember. It was a really big news story.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- What do we do? - What do we do?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Find him.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- What are you going to do? - Call the police.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Kevin...
0:20:08 > 0:20:12# You wake up to the sound of alarms
0:20:12 > 0:20:15# When you're driving
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Your fabulous car
0:20:18 > 0:20:24# Listening to the music that reminds you
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# You used to be young
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# You used to be young
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# And now you're searching for a sign with your name... #
0:20:33 > 0:20:39He's not here. Let's split up. I'm going this way. I'm on my mobile!
0:20:39 > 0:20:45# What will you do when there's nothing left
0:20:46 > 0:20:50# For you to earn and for you to learn
0:20:50 > 0:20:55# So dose me up Once is not enough
0:20:55 > 0:20:58# I can still see the ground
0:20:58 > 0:21:04# And from this high rise looking down on you... #
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Hey.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Hey, it's you, isn't it?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09# I'm not the one wasting my time
0:21:09 > 0:21:15# And every culture has its own magazine
0:21:15 > 0:21:20# And information takes the place of your dreams
0:21:20 > 0:21:25# Finding ways to fill up the silence. #
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I'm sorry.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31# But it's all that you need Turn on your TV
0:21:31 > 0:21:37# And dose me up Once is not enough. #
0:22:14 > 0:22:16The car accident wasn't a one-off.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It's been going on for some time.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22She didn't mean anything.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29- It was just sex.- Oh, Patrick, don't treat me like an idiot.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33You lied to me. I believed you, and you lied to me.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- You've been using my house, my bed. - The spare bed!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Mum, what are you doing?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'm not having you treat Sally the way your father treated me.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Mum, you make that call and my marriage is finished.
0:22:50 > 0:22:55Yeah, and if that happens, Sally will make sure your relationship with Chloe is over.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56'Hello?'
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Hello, sweetie.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Nardee! I've just had a bath, my hair's all wet.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Oh, is it? - 'Yes. Daddy's in big trouble.'
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Oh, dear, is he?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Yes. Today was supposed to be swimming, but he didn't take me
0:23:10 > 0:23:13'because he had to go to his friend's house who is poorly.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17'I guess it wasn't his fault. Mummy took me anyway.'
0:23:17 > 0:23:19We had chips.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21'Do you want to speak to her?'
0:23:22 > 0:23:25No. No, no, sweetie, it's OK.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I'll speak to her tomorrow. Just rang to say night-night to you.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30OK, night night, Nardee.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Night night, my beautiful girl.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Thank you.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Get out, Patrick.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Out.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Josh?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10MUFFLED SOBBING
0:24:51 > 0:24:53SHE SCREAMS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55DOOR SLAMS
0:24:55 > 0:24:57SHE CRIES AND SHOUTS
0:25:01 > 0:25:02- Well?- Nothing.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07- What about Sophie?- Can't get hold of her.- Come on! He's got to be here somewhere. Keep looking.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- All right, you two? - Where've you been? We've been looking for you.- Snap!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I've been looking for you. All right, Doctor Tyler.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Look, where've you been?!
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Sorting stuff. What's wrong? - We thought you were going to kill yourself.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21HE CHUCKLES
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- You're being serious?- Yeah, we've been looking for you everywhere.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- I didn't mean to upset anyone. - The video.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30We thought it were a suicide note.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34We thought you took the doc's advice about your brother.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I did. But Callum would never have told me to hurt myself.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40He would've told me to leave, get out. Which I'm doing.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- You're leaving?- In the morning. Early. I've already packed.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48University's not for me, certainly not this one.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I was stupid to come here.
0:25:50 > 0:25:55Look, it's been, er, a weird day, but it's my last night.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Do you want a drink? - If you get 'em in.- I'll get 'em in.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- It's good to see you're safe. - Thanks.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Oh.- What?- Police! I forgot. I better call them.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- I'm so sorry, mate.- Don't.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I had no idea about your brother.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15The prank with the pills, it were out of order.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Hey, it's done, finished.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- In fact, I want to thank you. - What for?- You and Sophie.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23You made me realise that I take things too far. Where is she?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- I don't know. I can't get hold of her.- She'll turn up. When she does, give her my love.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42BLEEPING
0:26:44 > 0:26:47SHE SCREAMS
0:26:57 > 0:27:02I'd be willing to turn a blind eye if you shout me a nice lazy lunch.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- Thanks.- We can have a proper chat.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Maybe a bit of Carla and Vince time for afters.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- Have you got a new boyfriend? Where did you meet?- Well, we go way back.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19- I didn't know you still wore this. - I still like it.
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