0:00:31 > 0:00:35That's why you're still on the subs bench, mate! All right, wind it up, lads.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Invite only, yeah? So don't go asking your mates.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hey, Noah, have you got a date yet for Saturday?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yeah, I'm working on it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Yeah? Cos if you haven't got a date, you don't get an invite.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I'll get the date.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Course, that's not the only criteria is it, lads?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh, well, yeah. Whatever. You know I'm up for it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Yeah? Are you sure? - Yeah, man.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Excellent. Good lad.- Yeah.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21PHONE BEEPS
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I don't see why I couldn't have stayed at home to do this.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Cos I don't want you rattling around when your dad is trying to sleep.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38How is doing this "rattling"?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Last time your dad was on nights, you were banging around
0:01:41 > 0:01:43making bacon butties at seven o'clock in the morning.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Is it my fault that Dad's nose is like a bacon-guided missile?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, and not because you set the smoke alarm off?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Why are we talking about this?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54You never said what you got your Auntie Ag for her birthday.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Imogen, you are kidding me! It's on Wednesday!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04All right. Keep your hair on. We're going to go this avo.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I don't suppose...
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Definitely not!- Oh, Mum!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Don't "Oh, Mum" me!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I always get lumbered.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Yeah, but I don't know what to get. - Well, neither do I!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Mum, you're much better at choosing things.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Come on. Can you imagine what we'll come back with if you leave it to me and Jack?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Have I got "muggins" tattooed on my forehead?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Oh, go on, then. But I'm not paying for it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31PHONE BEEPS
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Who is that?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Noah Drummond, some loser in Jack's class.- O-o-oh.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Oh-ho, no. No way.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43PHONE BEEPS
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, he's persistent, whoever he is.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Just let him down gently, will you?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I don't want any more lovesick, pimply teenagers
0:02:51 > 0:02:53drooling all over my doorstep.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- That's the bag lady who hangs around the university. - She has got a name, Mother.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01This is for Faces At The Fringe.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03At the fringes of society?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- You know, every face tells a story. - Really?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, you just be careful, there are funny people around.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12That is so prejudiced.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- It's just common sense.- Mum!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18SCREAMING
0:03:43 > 0:03:45PHONE RINGS
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Er... Imogen! Imogen.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10You, er... You got my texts, then?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh, er, actually, I was just looking for Jack.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- You haven't seen him have you? - Jack? No. No, and I don't really want to either, thanks very much.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Is this still about the debate? - He made me look like a total idiot.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24The way he puts it, you managed that yourself.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28If you do see him, just tell him I'm looking for him and if he doesn't show up, he's dead.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Er...about, um... Saturday?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35It's just I've... I've got tickets to this gig, you know,
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'm on the list, so I could get you in if you fancy.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'm busy. Sorry.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Look, I'd better go and find Jack.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Oh, it's ages since my figure was like that.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54That's nice, isn't it? It's classy, ivory.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Mmm, they all are, that's the problem. How do you choose?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I can't believe I've left it so late.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02You'll find something. That shop is really exclusive.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04We've waited long enough for an appointment.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Mum's coming with me. I can't wait. It's going to be brilliant.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Ooh, I've got all this to come, I suppose... Imogen.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- I dread to think what kind of dress she's going to wear.- Mmm. Oops!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18What was that for?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21SHE HUMS WEDDING MARCH
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Good morning, Mill Health Centre.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27So she blew you out then? Should have seen that one coming.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Course, you could just keep begging.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Won't do your street cred any good,
0:05:32 > 0:05:34but you might just get the sympathy vote.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Suppose I'll not be getting the invite, then?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Well, like I said, a date's not the only criteria.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And what's that supposed to mean? What else do I have to do?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hey, come on. All in good time.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Trust me.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50If you stick with me, by the end of the day, she'll be begging you
0:05:50 > 0:05:53to take her out for a drink. Yeah?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Excellent.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hi, Mum.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, Heston. Ooh, have you just made that?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Be my guest.- Are you joking? Has someone put you up to this?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I don't know if you're aware, but someone, in their infinite wisdom,
0:06:13 > 0:06:16has added Mr Shilling to my oversubscribed list
0:06:16 > 0:06:18of house calls this afternoon.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Mum, maybe if you just go back to bed for a bit.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- The test results are nowhere to be seen.- Really? What's the point, then?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Exactly. What's the point if the test results aren't back from the lab?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You should call the lab, maybe speed things up.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32PHONE RINGS
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Damn...
0:06:33 > 0:06:38OK, well, go back to bed and I'll speak to you later. Bye.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Is there something wrong? - Mum's got food poisoning.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We've waited ages for this appointment.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'm never going to get another one in time.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Couldn't one of your friends go with you?
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Oh! That is for you, by the way. - What is it?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Just some preliminary research. - Hi, Mandy, it's me.- For what?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Avenues for potential outsourcing,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02funding implications, that sort of thing.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And at some point we are going to have to decide
0:07:05 > 0:07:06who's going to do the database.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Database?- Yes. Come on, Heston, the patient database.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13If you wouldn't mind looking at those and letting me know what you think.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Unbelievable! That was a new battery. Now I really am late.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Would you be an angel and phone the lab for me?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Heston!?
0:07:21 > 0:07:26OK, don't worry about it. I'll speak to you later. Bye.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27No luck?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I don't know who else to try, now.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Jenny and Jess are in Florida, Lucy's on afternoons.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36What's wrong?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Cherry's mum has food poisoning. - She been eating your cooking?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Thank you, Zara(!) They were going to choose the dress today.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Well, that doesn't stop you going, does it?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49What? Go on my own to choose my wedding dress? How sad is that?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Of course you can't go on your own.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I don't suppose...?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, no. I'm really sorry, Cherry, I can't.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57I'm up to my neck in paperwork.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02- Julia, please.- I'm really sorry. I can't honestly, really.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I'll tell you what, though,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Zara's not doing very much today, are you, Zara?
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Come on, Noah, you said you were up for this. I'm easing you in.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Fine, if you don't want the invite, H, give Gordy a bell,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22he'd sell his grandma to get to this gig.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Just...
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Oi! Give it back!- What's in the bag, then?- Give it back!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Give it back! Give it... Don't do that, it's my stuff!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Come on, it's only teasing, stop getting your knickers in a twi...
0:08:48 > 0:08:49You think that's funny?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51BOYS LAUGH
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Give us me phone back, I won't hurt her.- How does that work?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Your stuff's important, but hers isn't?- That phone cost a bomb.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Me mum'll go mental at me if I don't... Hey, give it back, Imogen!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- You are pathetic, the lot of you! - Look, you... What are you doing?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Your fists are about as useful as your mouth.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, yeah? You want me to shut yours for you, do you?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Guys, knock it off!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16What has Esme ever done to you?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Oh, come on, Imogen.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Get lost, Noah. Go away.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oo-ooh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22WOLF WHISTLE
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ow! What was that for?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27If you think you'll get out of shopping for Auntie Ag's present
0:09:27 > 0:09:30by not picking up your phone, you've got another thing coming!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I just saved you, there.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Like I need saving from Noah flippin' Drummond.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39It's not so much that I don't want to,
0:09:39 > 0:09:41it's just that I'm not sure that...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Zara, don't worry about it, relax. Asking you is a stupid idea.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Now I'm offended! Surely there's someone else you can go with?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Go with where? Who? What?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Cinderella, here, needs someone to go with to the ball,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56or, more accurately, someone to go with her to buy a dress.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Oh, I'll go.- A wedding dress?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Oh, right, yeah. Bad idea. - Oh, hey, what about Freya?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Karen!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11SCREAMING
0:10:21 > 0:10:25I wouldn't normally ask, but it's not really the sort of thing you do on your own, is it?
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- No, of course not. I am so flattered I can't tell you.- So...?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Yeah! It's right up my street. - Oh, thank you so much!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I mean, I can hardly cancel it now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37If I don't order something soon,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'll be going down the aisle in my uniform.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Hey, d'you know, listen, when I was a teenager
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I had a scrapbook filled with magazine cuttings,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47photos of dresses, churches,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50you know, the whole shebang, even the cake,
0:10:50 > 0:10:51way before I even met Rob.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54So, when you got married to Rob, did it live up to the dream?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Never mind that, this is your big day.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Yeah, well, the sooner I get things finished
0:11:02 > 0:11:04the sooner we can get going. I'm so excited!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06PHONE BEEPS
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Rather you than me.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Don't be such a misery.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Problem?- Can't go.- Why not?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Because... Oh, Imogen and Jack were meant to get Auntie Ag
0:11:22 > 0:11:24a birthday present. Did they?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28No. If they don't get something sorted, I will get the blame.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32I can't do that and sort a wedding dress in my lunch hour.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34What am I going to tell Cherry?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36What a sad little life you lead.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46How, pray tell me, can there be no trace?
0:11:46 > 0:11:51Mr Shilling's second sample was hand delivered.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Well, if that's the best you can do, like Hobson, you give me no choice.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Bad time?- Bad day.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I was wondering if you'd gone through that...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Julia, I've barely had a chance to go to the bathroom
0:12:03 > 0:12:05let alone look at your magnificent opus,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08well researched, though I'm sure it is.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Besides, I am a doctor not an administrator.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Well, Heston, contrary to what you might think,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I do not run this place single-handedly.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20We have to get this right or the patients will suffer.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22And, incidentally, last time I checked,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24you were a partner.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Well, last time I checked, Daniel and Zara were partners.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I don't see you hounding them. - Hounding?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Well, you come to me first as a matter of course,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34which is blatantly unfair.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37You know Daniel and Zara are preoccupied with this baby.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Oh...- Did it ever occur to you
0:12:39 > 0:12:43that I don't come to you first because it happens to be your job,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45but because I have a very good reason?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Because it's easier than asking them.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Because I can usually trust you to give me intelligent feedback,
0:12:50 > 0:12:54because usually you are very good
0:12:54 > 0:12:58at identifying and analysing potential problems.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02So. Could you please just take a look at it
0:13:02 > 0:13:05and let me know your thoughts by the end of the week?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- It's an omen.- Don't be daft. - I'm not kidding.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17It's fate trying to tell me something.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Look, I'm so sorry, I've got to go. I'm so sorry.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Oh, excuse me while I get my feet unstuck
0:13:29 > 0:13:32from the bottom of the barrel I'm standing in.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Freya, you're not at the bottom of the barrel.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39I asked Karen first because she's a mum and she's a friend...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Not that you're not a friend.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43A little bit of advice for you, my love.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46When you're stuck in a dirty great big hole, stop digging.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- OK, then.- Really?
0:13:56 > 0:14:02How can I deprive you of my excellent taste in all things haute couture?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- So, what colour are we going for? - White?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Go on, cover for me. I'll owe you one.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- No way. For your information, you owe me plenty.- Where are you going?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Esme, are you all right? - It's a gift, some say.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Not me, no, no, no, no. It's a curse, is what it is.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- What is? Is everything OK?- You... I've seen what happens in the river.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Let go of her!- Hey, it's fine. - Nobody listens.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Get off her! - Nobody listens.- Are you all right?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- I'm fine. I don't think Esme is. - Imogen, you are not going after her.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40She was babbling about a river. Nut job.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oi! She's not a nut job. She's had a difficult time.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46That's the second time you've done that today. One more and you're dead.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Right, OK. Come on. Pair of you.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Actually, I've got loads of reading to catch up on...
0:14:52 > 0:14:53If he's not going, then I'm not.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57You are both coming. Now. Come on!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Heston's just told me!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I thought you'd just put on a bit of weight! What am I like?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Oh, congratulations, dear.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- How far gone are you?- Hmm?- Can I...?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- What are you doing?- Oh, it's such a blessing, you must be thrilled!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Again, what do you think you are doing?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18It's sitting high, might be a boy...
0:15:18 > 0:15:20If you want to remain attached to that hand
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I suggest you remove it immediately.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26This is not a blarney stone or a blessing
0:15:26 > 0:15:29or whatever old wives' tale you're about to start spouting.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30This is a baby.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Why do people want to poke and prod the pregnant like prize possessions?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Nice alliteration.- Thank you. This is a baby. This is my body.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40This is not public property. And I know that you are smirking, Tyler!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43So in future I suggest that you keep your fingers to yourself.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Is that understood? - Yeah.- Absolutely.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Of course, dear. I didn't know that...- And don't call me "dear".
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- She's just feeling a little sensitive.- Daniel!- Yes, dear.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- What did you say to her?- Well, I just offered my congratulations.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04It didn't go down very well.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Bath salts?- Last Christmas.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Book token? - She doesn't believe in them.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15She doesn't bel...? I give up.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20- How about a broomstick?- Do not let your dad hear you saying that.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22That blue teapot was all right.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25A teapot!? We can't get her a teapot, you numpty.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Well, I don't know, do I?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Anything we get is not going to be good enough.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34What is she doing? I'm not having this.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Look, I'm going to have to go. I'm sorry.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- You are not!- Mum, there's something's wrong, I know there is.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41You're not falling for this, are you?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Can I help it if I've got a social conscience?- Mum!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Go on, then. Be careful!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49What are you doing? Well, if she's off...
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Oh, don't you dare. Come on, we'll try the knicker stall in the market.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- You can never have enough knickers. - Don't talk to me about knickers.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Well, this is kind of what I imagined when I was little.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08What do you think?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12It is traditional.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Very... Cinderella.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18What do you think, honestly?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21"Honestly" honestly?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28I look ridiculous.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32No. No, you don't.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37But how about thinking more Kate than Cinders?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Something simple...
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Elegant...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Classy?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Look, she's your admittance fee
0:17:53 > 0:17:57and it's obvious you're not up for it so stop wasting my time.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- I could ask somebody else. - I knew you'd wimp out.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I'm not wimping out. - Well, it looks that way, mate.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Face it, you just haven't got what it takes.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Thought not.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12She's way out of your league.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Girls like that aren't interested in mummy's boys. They want a real man.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Mmm. Like you, you mean?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Yeah, if you like.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Look at you, you never even stood a chance.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:18:52 > 0:18:54ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:18:55 > 0:18:57ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Imogen.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Noah! You can't creep up on people like that.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Listen, I'm... I'm sorry, all right?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Noah, what do you want?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Noah... Noah!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Get off her!- Get off me! - Take your hands off her!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What are you doing?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40ESME SCREAMS
0:19:40 > 0:19:41THE GANG LAUGHS
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Noah!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Help her, you idiot!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Esme!
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Help!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Help, Imogen.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Oh, God, she's bleeding.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- Call an ambulance! My phone's... - Where's your phone?- In my jacket.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Esme, wake up!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Ambulance.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19MUSIC: "Vogue" By Madonna
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# Let your body move to the music
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# Hey, hey, hey
0:20:25 > 0:20:29# Greta Garbo and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio
0:20:29 > 0:20:33# Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine
0:20:33 > 0:20:38# Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean Picture of a beauty queen
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers dance on air
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Ooo-ooh
0:20:45 > 0:20:50# You've got to let your body Move to the music
0:20:50 > 0:20:54# Vogue, vogue, vogue, Vogue, vogue. #
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Maybe it doesn't exist. Maybe I am going to get married in my uniform.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00What if it's an omen?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Would you stop it with the omens?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- I've tried on every dress there is in the shop.- Cherry.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- I should have started looking sooner.- Cherry.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Princess Kate used a designer. Maybe I should go to a designer.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Cherry!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I think I've found it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43So, let's hear it, then.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Come on, what's your excuse?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Tell me exactly why I shouldn't just go and tell my dad what's kicked off?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Tristan said...- Tristan Bentley?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Are you're telling me that all of this was for his benefit?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01So where is he now?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Oh, so, he's legged it and left you to carry the can.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Great mate he turned out to be(!)
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Esme could have died, you moron.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Well, the paramedics said she'll be OK.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13That makes it all right, does it?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- What are you trying to impress them for anyway?- I wasn't.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22If they had a brain cell between them, they'd be dangerous.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25What's so important about this stupid party?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Oh, I wasn't doing it for that, Imogen.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Seriously! I... I thought that if I got the invite
0:22:31 > 0:22:33then you'd go out with me.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- I know I've never been too good with girls.- No kidding.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47And you, well...
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You know, you're way out of my league and...
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- I just wanted to get your attention. - Yeah? Well, you did that all right.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- You would not believe the day that I've had.- Oh...
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Darling.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23- Better?- I'm not sure.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, yes. I'm getting there.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- How are you after this afternoon's little contretemps?- Oh, fine.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- She's just hormonal.- No, she's Zara.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- What's all the papers?- Julia asked me to give them the once over.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40She doesn't expect you to do it in your own time, does she?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44I'm sure she's spent her personal time on it too.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Something smells delicious.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Organic, free-range chicken cooked in its own succulent juices
0:23:51 > 0:23:56with some locally grown maris pipers creamed to perfection,
0:23:56 > 0:24:00with a side order of green beans, lightly buttered.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Chicken and veg.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Why don't you take yourself upstairs,
0:24:07 > 0:24:12glass of wine, run yourself a nice, hot bath until dinner's ready, hmm?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- How's your ankle?- I'll live.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Hey, listen. I'm...
0:24:40 > 0:24:44I'm really sorry, Imogen. It was a really stupid thing for me to do.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Yeah, well. We all do stupid things sometimes, don't we?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Don't ask!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56And I suppose you did save her life.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Maybe you're not a total idiot.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Aye, nobody's perfect, eh?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Will you get out of those wet clothes? You're making me feel cold!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06That was amazing.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Got it on video, going to put it straight to YouTube. So funny, mate.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You're an idiot, you, mate.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Er...what? What...
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You heard what I said, Tristan.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You... What's...
0:25:19 > 0:25:20You stood there videoing it
0:25:20 > 0:25:23when that poor woman could have died. What's wrong with you?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Er...all right, mate, keep your hair on.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Look, you're in.
0:25:28 > 0:25:34And...what? You think I want any part of you and your pathetic gang?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36If you think that, you're more stupid than you look.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39And I'm as daft for getting drawn in. I tell you what,
0:25:39 > 0:25:40look at this.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Here's what you can do, mate.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44You can stick it. All right?
0:25:45 > 0:25:49And, hey, once I get changed out of these clothes, do you...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Do you want to come for a pizza?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Well...
0:26:03 > 0:26:06It's different.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07What, good different?
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Well, it's not really what I had in my head.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16And?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Er, there's...
0:26:20 > 0:26:22There is something about it.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Well, come on, then. Let's have a look.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27SNIFFLING
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Hey, are you all right in there?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh, come... Look, there's plenty more to choose from.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37That one was just a suggestion!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Cherry!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41You can't look that bad, surely.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53It's amazing.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Yeah.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I did have a little problem with the author's scepticism in some parts.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Oh, really? Which parts exactly?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I'm having dizzy spells and, er...
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Tearfulness!
0:27:15 > 0:27:16This may come as a shock to you,
0:27:16 > 0:27:19but I am not merely a sex object for Zara.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22It's an image for breast awareness that you, um...
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