0:00:28 > 0:00:32Oh, hi, Frank! How goes it with you?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Did you hear about the BBC? No?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37They're going to make a series on my book on Africa.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yeah.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42They're in talks with my agents at the moment. Tedious,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44but they want ME to present it.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49Apparently, sexy academics are good for the ratings, the new celebrities.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Doug, don't forget I'm going to need you this morning.- For?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58The urgent faculty meeting. To discuss the proposed cuts.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Don't you read your memos?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I circulated it days ago. Attendance is mandatory for senior staff.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Well, it may be mandatory for most, Morris,
0:01:06 > 0:01:08but I hardly think that applies to me.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Everyone knows it's Doug Beavis
0:01:10 > 0:01:12that holds this department together.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15It's my books alone that put the place on the map.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Anyway, student intake on my course is up.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yes, even so, the cuts will affect everyone.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Well, probably the dead wood. Quite right, too.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28We need to re-evaluate our content, Morris, make it more appealing,
0:01:28 > 0:01:32more marketable. Like this.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Putting the sex back into anthropology.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35So it's about sex, is it?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Isn't everything, Morris?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53One of those days where I have to fit patients in between paperwork.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Do I take it from that harried tone,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58you have NOT completed the PCT questionnaire?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Uh...when am I going to get time? Anyway, my comments in one -
0:02:02 > 0:02:05computer that doesn't crash every ten minutes would be a start.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07PCs. They were using those in the ark.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09No doubt they were, Dr Tyler,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11but Noah was still able to navigate towards land.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Now, you want these questionnaires later today, Julia?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18For the PCT strategy meeting?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Er, yeah. We'll have to meet up later on to talk about it.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23That's going to be a bit tight.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26We're all snowed under, Heston, but the deadline is looming.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Aha! Here she is, back from her holiday
0:02:28 > 0:02:31bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Well, yes, Cornwall did agree with me.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Just being by the sea, I feel rejuvenated.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38You certainly look rested, and that's good.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I know, and I'm ready to get going again.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59You can see from this one that such rituals
0:02:59 > 0:03:02are the mainstay of African culture.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07This particular charming little ceremony took place in the Gambia.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12It marks a rites of passage. Such blind adherence to animism
0:03:12 > 0:03:16and the supernatural. Thank you for your attention.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I, er, very much enjoyed your lecture, Mr Beavis.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Oh, thank you very much.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31My name is Kwame Sonko, I'm from Gambia,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33so I'm interested in what you have to say.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh. First time in my one of my lectures?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Actually, I've been in your class all term.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm an exchange student. I go home today.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, well. Good luck.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Look, I can see you're a very busy man,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49but would you do me the honour and sign your book?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Did you enjoy it?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Well, yes, in general, but I did have a little problem
0:04:00 > 0:04:02with the author's scepticism in some parts.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, really? Which parts exactly?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Well, for instance, your chapter discussing the belief systems
0:04:08 > 0:04:14within African cultures. I found some...inaccuracies, you could say.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Page 108 in particular.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I thought you might wish to re-evaluate what you have written there.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Or maybe not.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Maybe YOU had a problem, but luckily, my fans did not.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Oh, no. I'm very sorry if I have offended you, Mr Beavis.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Please understand that was not my intention. Please.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39You will know, obviously, in my culture
0:04:39 > 0:04:42we like to shake hands, man to man.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Er...did you just see someone coming out?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16No, of course not, I've just arrived. Are you all right?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21You need to get a move on. Faculty meeting starts in two minutes.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You haven't told me how Dubai was, by the way.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Judging by that tan, your weather was better.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Oh, it seems ages ago now.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Julia, is there something on your mind?
0:06:00 > 0:06:06You know, erm, I'd really rather not talk about it, if you don't mind.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Right. Fine.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Make no doubt about it.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34In this current climate, no-one's tenure is safe.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38It's all about numbers now, bums on seats.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Given that social sciences are usually the first to go,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44we in humanities are going to have to fight for our lives!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Right. I'd like some ideas from you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Let's start with the principal lecturers.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Doug! Your thoughts?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56You're something of a figurehead for the anthropology course,
0:06:56 > 0:06:57as you often remind us.
0:06:59 > 0:07:06Well...I have to say, erm, I'm feeling quite hurt by all of this.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Erm, it, it's just not fair.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Well, you talk about humanities, but I'm the one the pressure's on.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I'm the one that has to risk life and limb going off into
0:07:18 > 0:07:21the heart of darkness and God knows where to bring home the moolah.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I am the hunter-gatherer for this tribe
0:07:26 > 0:07:31and what thanks do I get? Just jeers and sneers from behind my back.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Cuts?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Well, if Doug Beavis doesn't perform,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40then none of you get fed.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Have any of you thought of that?!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45SOBS
0:07:53 > 0:07:54What the hell was that about?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57You were acting like a big girl's blouse in there!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Erm, I'm sorry, Morris. It's just, erm...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03It's not getting to you, is it, all this pressure you talk about?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I don't know.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08You're not having a nervous breakdown, are you?
0:08:08 > 0:08:14- Oh, I don't think so. It's just that I feel, well, erm...- Yes?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17..hormonal.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Look, if you want to go ahead and act the diva at a time like this, that's fine.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I'll just have to consider the cuts without you!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Ooh, thanks.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Julia, I couldn't help but think after hearing you guys this morning,
0:08:41 > 0:08:45could I maybe lend a hand with the PCT strategy work?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yeah, thanks very much.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Good Samaritans week or something?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, don't worry. We'll all benefit if I get my way.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's about time this place entered the 21st century.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Ah, still not following.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- You'll see.- Mr Fraser?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, Elaine, I think you'll find that's my patient.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, sorry. Er, Mr Martin?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Would you like to go through?
0:09:12 > 0:09:17T4 600 package are both 3G enabled and GMS...
0:09:17 > 0:09:18KNOCK AT DOOR
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Ah, Kevin. Do you know where Cherry is this morning?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Campus.- Do you happen to know where she put the latest batch
0:09:25 > 0:09:28of blood test results? I've got a patient waiting. I've looked everywhere.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32She left them in reception in the usual place, that's where I got mine.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Right. Of course. Thanks.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38What planet are you on?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Ey up!- How you doing? All right?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47MAN WHISTLES
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Hey! Stop it!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55How dare you?!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57CAR HORN HONKS
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Are you OK?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04How do you put up with all that?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Look, I'm a nurse. The surgery's just there.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08We should get you looked at.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Do you want to take a seat?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- What's wrong?- He almost just got run over by a car.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- He's not hurt, but I think that Daniel should take a look at him. - Poor thing.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34What?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38I don't know. He just, he seems a bit weird.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39What do you mean?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I can't quite put my finger on it.
0:10:42 > 0:10:48He just, he seems...a bit girly.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Girly?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Dr Granger, urgent patient to see you in reception.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Doctor, you've got to believe me.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Something very strange is happening to me.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- I think I might be going mad. - Can you elaborate?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Well, man to man, you understand.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17It just that I don't feel manly anymore.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22It's as if my manliness has just evaporated.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I've lost my mojo.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Erectile dysfunction.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30No, no! I mean, look at me. Is the Pope Catholic?
0:11:30 > 0:11:37Doug Beavis does not, er, CANNOT have erectile dysfunction, as you call it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- You're having hot flushes? - Yeah.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Any other symptoms?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I can't explain. I, erm, I feel wobbly,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52and um, I'm having dizzy spells,
0:11:52 > 0:11:56and er... For heaven's sakes!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Tearfulness.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06OK, let's start by taking your blood pressure.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10What's the one instrument that can revolutionise
0:12:10 > 0:12:13and impact on the Mill Health Centre's medical practice?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Ta-da!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22So, look, I think you've got nothing to worry about.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27It simply sounds like stress, but I will organise some tests for you just to be on the safe side.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29If I were you, I'd take some time out, go home,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31put your feet up, spend some relaxing time with your wife.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Oh. Oh, thank you, doctor. Thank you very much.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You really don't know how much this means to me.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40OK. Bye-bye.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- OK. Bye.- Bye.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Hey, how did it go with Mr Beavis?
0:13:00 > 0:13:06Oh, er, you know, nothing that a holiday and some TLC wouldn't cure.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Yeah, I'd vote for that.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Are you OK?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Sure.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32With thousands of apps at your fingertips, you can virtually tailor a bespoke medical practice,
0:13:32 > 0:13:37organising things such as consultations by video link,
0:13:37 > 0:13:41downloading the latest medical research for quicker, easier diagnosis
0:13:41 > 0:13:45and in particular for you, Julia, it has a capacity for inputting figures
0:13:45 > 0:13:48and statistical data which automatically
0:13:48 > 0:13:52feeds into the quarterly review and updates the business plan.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53And your point is?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07What's the matter with you?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Not me.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Ah, smells like a men's locker room out there. - SNIFFS DEEPLY
0:14:15 > 0:14:16And in here.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Right, I came in for something.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Please put those away. I just have to SEE chocolate
0:14:21 > 0:14:23and the weight goes on my thighs.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25You wanted something?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Yes. Er, Karen, would you happen to know where
0:14:29 > 0:14:32the correspondence for my next patient is, please?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Pretty please!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I've left it on the reception desk along with...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Did you have to fight Zara for the mirror this morning?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49That's not really necessary, is it?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50I've got a spot, actually.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53My complexion is bad at the moment
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Well, you want to watch that.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Fat thighs, spotty. Not a good catch.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00At least Zara fancies you.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03This may come as a shock to you,
0:15:03 > 0:15:08but I'm not merely a sex object for Zara, she sees beyond my looks.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Now, some of us have patients to see.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Don't worry, Daniel, big bums are in!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Yeah, they're supposed to be bootylicious!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Are you saying that...
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- What's the matter with him? - He's been like this all morning.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31THEY GIGGLE
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Do you think that we've got the funds to equip the entire practice with smart phones?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Do you want the Mill to be the dinosaurs of the medical world? - Steady on, Kevin.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Maybe we should cut the boy a little slack, given what he's been through.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48I am ready to trial your little experiment.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Well, thank you, Heston.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Everything OK?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Mmm. I just wanted to check to see if you know about the Mill's policy
0:16:00 > 0:16:03regarding drunk and aggressive patients.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Yes. Why are you asking me?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09OK, I think it's time to implement it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15Ah... Oh, you've got a drunk, aggressive patient.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Well, I don't know if he's drunk, but he's definitely aggressive.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Aggressive...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23OK, let's just say that he's rather intimidating.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, have you asked him to leave?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I don't think so! No, the guy's obviously a bruiser.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31He'd use me as a football.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36So...what do you want me to do about it?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41It's just that some alpha males feel they need to prove themselves
0:16:41 > 0:16:43when they see another.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48No danger of that.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03It's got this wonderful appliance for recipes.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I think you mean "application".
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You tap in the key ingredients and up they pop.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Now, I'm thinking of something fruity for Marina.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15There's this wonderful Tuscan dish. There we go.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16And search.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Hannah! Hannah, please! Wait!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Wait! Hannah, don't...don't go!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59HE SOBS
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, doctor! You have got to help me!
0:18:06 > 0:18:11So, I came straight home like you suggested
0:18:11 > 0:18:13and then I called my secretary
0:18:13 > 0:18:16and cancelled my appointments for the rest of the week and then...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Hot flush?- Yes. You?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Thanks.
0:18:25 > 0:18:31And then I decided to have some... special time with my wife.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yeah.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35And, well, you said it was just stress.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I thought it was going to be all right, but when I tried to, erm...
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Go on.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41..to perform...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Oh. Erectile dysfunction?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48No, it was worse. She came on too strong,
0:18:48 > 0:18:52and I felt...violated.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Oh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:59I just curled up in a foetal ball and I told her to go away.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I just don't feel like the same man any more.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03I understand.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05PHONE RINGS
0:19:07 > 0:19:09'Doug! Doug, are you there?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11'I understand you've gone off on sick leave.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16- 'Well, we've made some decisions. I'll fill you in when you return.' - Decisions?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What decisions?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21That means they're going to get rid of me!
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Oh...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34SMARTPHONE TINKLES
0:19:40 > 0:19:43That's, um, that's an image for breast awareness.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You, um, can't be too aware.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Nice ring.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03We need to do something. We need to pull ourselves together.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06We need to retrace your steps before you came to me.
0:20:06 > 0:20:12Well, everything was normal. I felt fine. Until after my lecture.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14What happened after your lecture?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well, it went well, as usual,
0:20:17 > 0:20:20and I was sharing some anecdotes with some of my students.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21They tend to like that.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Uh...
0:20:25 > 0:20:28There was one student, an African student.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30He asked me to sign my book.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Did you?- Yes.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Even though he suggested I rewrite some of it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38What did he say?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42He said I should re-evaluate something that I'd written
0:20:42 > 0:20:45on page 108.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48This is hardly the point!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52I mean, if I was to give credence to everything...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02"On the same par as the belief that one's soul can be stolen
0:21:02 > 0:21:06"by a photograph, another intriguing but strong cultural belief
0:21:06 > 0:21:10"is the notion that one's manhood can be stolen by a handshake."
0:21:12 > 0:21:16But then you dismissed this as, "Superstitious peasant nonsense".
0:21:18 > 0:21:23You don't actually believe this? I mean, there must be some rational explanation.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28Oh, lord! He was an exchange student. He said he was leaving today!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Got to get his details.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I can't even remember his name!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Come on.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Porter's lodge called him a cab. - Ah, what, like that one?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh, no! Agh!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Oh! Start the day with everything
0:21:47 > 0:21:50and finish it with nothing. How can that be?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I must have been unbearable, an utter plonker.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00This is ridiculous! What the hell has he done to us?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh, it's so humiliating.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05"Humility" is close to the word "humiliation" for a reason.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Hey! What did you do?!- Do?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You know what he means!!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14But if you don't believe, how could I have done anything? Surely no harm has been done.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17OK! I concede there are some things that might be
0:22:17 > 0:22:19outside my realm of understanding.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Mr Beavis, white academics like yourself
0:22:22 > 0:22:26are forever portraying Africa as a stereotype for your own ends.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29We are not these simple natives in mud huts you like to write about.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Look, whatever you did, just undo it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57Oh! Oh! Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- You don't know what this means to me! - Are you kidding?!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Do you think I believe any of that?
0:23:02 > 0:23:07Er...now...let's not rock the boat when it's calm, Dr Granger.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- You are a doctor?- Yes.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21KNOCK AT DOOR
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Come in.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Elaine, the duty rota is now up on the system finally,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'm sorry I didn't get round to it earlier.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Thanks. Are you OK?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I'm... I've just been thinking about Mac.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Why?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Just remembering how I felt when I knew that other people
0:23:44 > 0:23:46weren't telling me the truth about him.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50And I'm hardly the person to confide in.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Oh, no, I didn't... - But that's what you're thinking.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Sally is now in the same position.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11And you know, I feel as if I should tell her.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18I'm a PhD student in chemistry.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Oh.- I made Mr Beavis a little cocktail
0:24:22 > 0:24:26with an emasculating formula but it was just a mild exposure.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Transferable by skin contact or inhalation.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31This was a hoax all along?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33No, this was chemical poisoning!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35What the hell do you think you were doing?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Do you have any idea how dangerous that was?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41It was just a mild dose. It's not harmful, I promise.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42How can you say that?!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44It was powerful enough to be passed on to me.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49What if I'd gone home and transferred this to my pregnant girlfriend?!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53I did not mean for anybody else to be affected. But it WILL wear off!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56This could be a criminal offence. I'm going to inform the police.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01No, I am sorry, truly, but please, it will wear off. It probably has already.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Jimmi, can I rely on your absolute discretion?
0:25:11 > 0:25:16- Hmm-mm.- The thing is it's been sending me these images all afternoon,
0:25:16 > 0:25:19and, erm, they've been getting increasingly...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22And all I wanted was a fruit-based dessert!
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Is she doing what I think she's doing?
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I think so, and in this one, she's doing it with both of them.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Ooh! Dr Tyler, can you please help with that, um...
0:25:34 > 0:25:35You dirty Gertie!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Unfortunately, it's been more trial than experiment, I'm afraid.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yeah, fair enough.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47You know, maybe not everyone's ready for the technical revolution. Nice try, though, mate.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I do think you should tread with extreme caution here,
0:25:51 > 0:25:56consider the long-term implications before blasting this secret out to all concerned.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Yes, but, Elaine, in the long run, it is so unfair on Sally,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02and on Chloe, for that matter.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06You could well find yourself in the firing line if you're the one to tell.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Shoot the messenger.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11And there's your relationship with Chloe to consider,
0:26:11 > 0:26:14that could be seriously jeopardised.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17What if Sally already knows? She could be tolerating this.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22Uh! I could kill Patrick for putting them both through this.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24You know what really gets me?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27He knows what it's like to go through this stuff.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29He watched me go through it.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33All my kids had to go through it. Well, he's just ignoring that, is he?
0:26:33 > 0:26:34He's just forgotten about all of that.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Either way, I would be very careful.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Yeah, I know. I know you're right.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Thank you very much for listening, Elaine.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56I do really appreciate your level-headedness. Big relief.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Did you say Sarah was seeing an older guy?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08There's a smart bloke outside. Looks like he can afford
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- more than a dodgy pizza. - What does he look like?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16What sort of people would buy a dull little house?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Dull little people.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20With a baby, you can't control everything.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Please don't book a scan.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Let's let the baby reveal itself to us when it's ready.
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