0:00:30 > 0:00:33MUSIC: "Je t'aime... Moi Non Plus"
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Aah, what are you doing?! Aaah!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I have been on hold, for the last ten minutes!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16No don't you dare... I don't believe this!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19They just cut me off! I've been on the phone for an hour.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22There's no wedding venues in the whole country because
0:02:22 > 0:02:24everyone else wants to get married on the same day as us.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Some people.- It's not funny, Jimmi. What we going to do?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- We can't postpone twice.- Well... - Don't say it. Don't even think it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34We're getting married next month even if I have to build the venue myself.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35PHONE RINGS
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Hello?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42No, you cut me off and I want to speak to your manager...
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Oh, erm Mr Honeychurch I thought that it was someone else.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I left you a message this morning.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I know that it's short notice.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Mr Honeychurch, you have no idea how happy you've just made me.
0:02:57 > 0:03:03Yeah. Oh, absolutely, we'll be over today. OK, look forward to it. Bye.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Last minute cancellation. I can't believe this.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Chateau Chaumont!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Chateau. Why does that sound familiar?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Because...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21we thought that it was too pricey last time we looked at it.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24How pricey?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Sort of, double.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Oh, Cherry.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Jimmi, please. Come on it's gorgeous, it's available,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32and it's not a smoking pile of rubble.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, we can go and have a look I suppose.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yes!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45ENGINE FAILS TO START
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Please, not today.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Just give it a sec.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53You're... Careful you're going to flood it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I know, all right? But now is not the time to splash out on a new car.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59No, of course not.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00What's that supposed to mean?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Nothing.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04ENGINE STARTS
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm looking forward to this. Honest.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Something fizzy. Ooh and salt and vinegar.- OK.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18And get some sweets.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22What? It's a road trip, snacks are obligatory.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23A road trip?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27And nothing chewy, I hate chewy.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And get us one of those sherbet dipper things, too.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34What are you, eight years old?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44# Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
0:04:44 > 0:04:48# I got a feeling that something ain't right
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# I'm scared in case I fall off my chair
0:04:51 > 0:04:56# And I'm wondering how to get down the stairs
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Clowns to the left of me
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Jokers to the right
0:05:00 > 0:05:02# Here I am Stuck in the middle with you
0:05:02 > 0:05:07# Yes, I am stuck in the middle with you. #
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, sorry.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Boys.- Yeah tell me about it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Husbands to be by the looks of it. - Yeah, congratulations.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Yeah you too. How's it all going? - Oh, there's still so much to do.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- And if we don't do it, who will. - I swear, if it were up to the guys
0:05:28 > 0:05:31we'd be getting married in a bowling alley.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33# Pleeeeease
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Pleeeeease. #
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Never going to happen.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Here, you have it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Oh, I think you were there first.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- I insist.- Thanks.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- And good luck with the big day. - Yeah, you too. Bye.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52That's right, back to where it was. To you a bit.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54That's it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03And find somewhere to put these, will you? Preferably in the nearest skip.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Charles, what do you think you're doing? Put those back, please.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12He'll do no such thing. Honestly, Beth, you always did have the most appalling taste.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Indeed, I did marry you, after all. Put those cushions back.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Put everything back the way it was.
0:06:19 > 0:06:25My instructions entirely. The old decor is back.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Fine, if you throw them away I'll just buy new ones.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30And I'll just remove them.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I have all the time in the world.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33So do I.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39A clear winner, wouldn't you say? Thank you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44TRUMPET FANFARE
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I met her on the way here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Joel, you should let them park. She did me a favour earlier.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Small world!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Thanks.- No problem. - Great minds think alike.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yeah, I know! It's a perfect venue for a wedding!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Beats a bowling alley.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09See you later!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- They seem nice.- Yeah. Oh, there's a free parking space over there.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Oh, what?! Come on!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34It's, er, it's big, isn't it?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yeah. See I knew you'd love it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51RINGS BELL
0:07:52 > 0:07:57- Good morning.- Hi.- And what can I do for such a charming young couple?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I think we spoke on the phone earlier, you've got a cancellation.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Of course. And you are...
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Cherry Malone, and my fiance, Jimmi Clay.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Charles Honeychurch. Delighted. Now...
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Just dot all the "I's" cross all the "T's"...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yep, everything seems to be in order.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18I've put you down for a preliminary booking. If you decide to get married here,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20you'll need to leave a deposit, 10%.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21That's fine.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Well, I imagine you'd like to take a tour of the place.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Yes, please.- After you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31So you're saying it's my fault?
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- No, I'm just saying I wouldn't have bought it in the first place. - Oh, right. So it is my fault.- No.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Well, look there's a bell there.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You haven't even said if you like the place.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Of course I like it. It's...
0:08:45 > 0:08:46It's great.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Hello! - Elizabeth Honeychurch?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Call me Beth, dear. Elizabeth sounds so stuffy. Now let me guess.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Marissa and?- Joel.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Joel!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59You make a delightful couple, I can tell just by looking at you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Now, let me just double check the venue's free on the day we discussed. No, no other bookings.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- So if it's the place for you we'll just need a 10% deposit. - Of course. Card or cheque?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh, we can settle that after the tour.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- You don't know if you want it yet! - Oh, I think we will, won't we honey?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Follow me!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27And we usually have, er, the row of chairs down there and there,
0:09:27 > 0:09:31of course, leaving the central aisle for the bride to walk down.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36So that means that...
0:09:37 > 0:09:41We'd be saying our vows here.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Well, don't you think that our guests might be swamped by this...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48size of room?
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Well, we'll just have to invite more people then, won't we?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55How many were you thinking?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- A hundred?!- At least.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59- That's not a problem. - Um.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03We usually place the long banquet table for the bride, groom
0:10:03 > 0:10:05and immediate family at the head of the room.
0:10:05 > 0:10:13- If you like we can position the smaller tables.- Could you excuse us for just a second please?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- What?- Maybe we can invite that many to the ceremony,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19but definitely not the reception, OK.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Joel, we're having the ceremony and the reception here.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I'm not sending half the guests home just so we don't have to feed them.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well. Do we have to invite everyone?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Of course we do!- But just cos there's a lot of room in here,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- it doesn't mean we have to fill it. - We should get our money's worth.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Cos on my side there's only my sister and her husband and my nephew.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43And aside from that a handful of mates, How will we make the numbers up?
0:10:43 > 0:10:49- Once we've gone through my address book we'll be turning people away. - Erm, the room fits 120 at a push.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53See? Looks like there's enough room after all!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55We can bring in an excellent caterer,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57offering a sliding scale of prices per head.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00The minimum is £40 per guest, going all the way up...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- We'll take that one, thanks. - Of course.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06It includes three courses which you can discuss with the caterer directly.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09And I assume you'll be wanting several cases of champagne?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Absolutely.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Some brides have arranged to have little heart shaped charms
0:11:13 > 0:11:16attached to the stems of all the champagne flutes.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20It's a little extra of course, but it adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Mmm! Fantastique!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24We'll continue on, shall we?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35So? What do you think?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38It's, er it's perfect.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39It's perfect.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I don't care what else happens, I'm going to make a big
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Gone With The Wind entrance as I descend the grand stairs in my wedding dress.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, I like that. Can I steal that?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Oh, be my guest. Although not literally, the list's rather full.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Can you believe this place?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Nope.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I can't believe this is happening. It's like a dream come true.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Literally. My fantasy wedding as a kid? You're looking at it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Same here. It was a real stroke of luck getting it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14The day we wanted it for? Last minute cancellation.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Yeah, same as us. When exactly are you guys getting married?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Only the most romantic day of the year.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah, us too.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Don't say it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25BOTH: Valentines day.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Is this your idea of perfect?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Another double booking in as many weeks!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- So that was my fault too, was it? - You know perfectly well it was.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Now go and tell that poor young couple you've wasted their time.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42- Hah! Tell your couple they've lost the venue. Mine were here first. - Mine were booked first!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yes, a preliminary booking as well you know.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- You won't win this one, Charles. - Well, we'll see about that.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I'm sorry, but me and Jimmi were here first.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Maybe if you hadn't stolen our parking space.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53- Excuse me?- You heard me.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Girls, why don't we just flip a coin?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- I let you have that magazine. - Oh, a magazine, well that changes everything.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Er, there's no need to take that tone.- Hey, don't speak to my girlfriend.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Hey don't speak to her?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06You know what I mean.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10We'll see who's right about this. Er, excuse me, there seems to be a bit of a problem here.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I expect you'd like to leave that deposit?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Yes, that'd be great. Thank you. - Wait a minute.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Aah, Miss Green. That deposit.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19How would you like to pay?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Er, hang on a minute, there's, there's been a bit of a mix up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25My husband is aware of his error but don't worry, your booking is safe.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- That'll be £400.- Ignore my wife.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31As far as I'm concerned the venue is yours for February the 14th.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Er, sorry excuse me we, we both can't take it? So which one of us is it?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36We'll pay more.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39If you let us take the venue we'll go up by five hundred.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Marissa.- Six hundred.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Seven.- Marissa!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43I'll keep going.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Well, it looks like we have a clear winner.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Er no, we don't. I can't pay that. I'm sorry.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I can't do this.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Joel.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Well, I hope you're satisfied.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Another couple at each others' throats because of you.- I don't have to listen to this.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Who'd want to get married here?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03This is where relationships come to die!
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Maybe she's right.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- What do you mean? - Maybe this isn't where we should be starting our future together.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15They're the problem, Jimmi, not the place. I love this place.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Yeah, I know.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Just couldn't stand there and watch you throw our money away.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I was trying to get the venue of our dreams.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Your dreams, Marissa. Apparently I'm just here to agree with you.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31And what's that supposed to mean?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33You're trying to make us pay thousands of pounds
0:14:33 > 0:14:36for a single day. that's money we just don't have.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm sorry, but I thought we had over ten grand in the bank.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Or did you blow it all at the dog track?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, yeah, because that would be irresponsible, wouldn't it?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46You want to blow 500 quid on a cake!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49A wedding is the most important day of a woman's life.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52You know, it never ceases to depress me when people say that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Fine, make fun of me.- I'm not. I just want you to think, all right.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Think how long it took us to save that money.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01We can always earn more money.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Yeah and meanwhile we're living in a broom cupboard, our car's fit for the scrap heap.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Will you stop going on about that stupid car?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Is that all you care about? - And what do you care about, eh, Marissa?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Apart from showing off to your stupid family.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I just want them to be proud of me, is that so bad?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Yeah, it is when you're a glutton for punishment.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Marissa, if we got married sky-diving with fireworks
0:15:21 > 0:15:23blasting out of every orifice,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26your family wouldn't even strain their necks to look up.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28You're a funny guy, Joel.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Since you like jokes so much, have you heard the one about the girl
0:15:31 > 0:15:36who called off the wedding because her fiance was such a cheapskate?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39You're right actually, that is funny!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm not coming after you!
0:15:45 > 0:15:46You OK?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Do I look OK?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Ow!- Beth, Beth!
0:15:56 > 0:16:01You're a boor! And a brute!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04For goodness sake woman, control yourself!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06SMASHING AND SHOUTING
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Aghh. You're poisonous!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Stop! Stop it! Stop that!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Aagh!- Hey, hey. Come on!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- See? This is what he's like. - She started it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22BOTH SPEAK AT ONCE: Pompous, arrogant, irrational, mean spirited...
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Don't you think you should try listening instead of just trading insults?
0:16:26 > 0:16:31I've been listening to him for over 40 years. His grumbling. His snoring.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33His interminable anecdotes!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Yes, yes. Blah, blah, blah. See that's all I hear. A high pitched blah, blah, blah!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40You won't have to put up with it for much longer. I'm leaving.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Hah! If I had a penny for every time you said that.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- This time I mean it.- I'd be able to retire to the Maldives!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47I want a divorce.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You wouldn't know it to look at her but she's really insecure.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Why?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57It's her parents. They've never shown the slightest bit of interest in her.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Marissa's a fashion designer.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03You know, she's just starting out but you should see her stuff. She's so talented.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Whenever she has a show she invites her parents along and they never turn up.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12As far as they're concerned anything "arty" is a complete waste of time.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Oh, and they just love me. Yeah, the lowly graphic designer.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Her ex had money. She split up with him ages ago because he was cheating on her,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- but they still pester Marissa to call him.- They sound delightful.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Don't they?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30That's why I don't get all this.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Her sister got married last year and she had this big overblown wedding.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Marissa thought the whole thing was ridiculous.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Yet now all of a sudden she's trying to compete. It's madness.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Why can't she see she's wasting her time trying to impress her family?
0:17:43 > 0:17:48It's sad. Maybe she just wants them to love her.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Yeah but I love her. Is that not enough?
0:17:50 > 0:17:54If you let her know that you're on her side, hopefully it will be.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06I know we quarrel sometimes. What couple doesn't?
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Quarrel? Have you any idea how it hurts? The daily put downs.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Being undermined at every turn.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14You're just as bad as I am!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yes. And I hate myself for it.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20We used to love each other, Charles.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Now we don't even seem to like each other any more.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's just the stress of running a business.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Well, it's brought out the worst in us. I can't do it any more.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Um, if I could... - If you think I'm leaving you've got another thing coming!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Somebody has to leave. We can't both live here!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Fine, well off you go then. Bye-bye.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I've worked my fingers to the bone to make this place what it is.
0:18:41 > 0:18:47Yes, and I've worked for 35 years earning the money to pay for it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52I've raised two children! Cooked. Cleaned. Washed your underpants.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55If you don't think that's work you're an even bigger pig than
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I thought.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00If you could just make a decision on the venue then we could be on our way.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I'm going to enjoy having the house to myself.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08A bit of peace and quiet for, for once.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12That won't happen. You better get a good lawyer, because I'm going to take you to the cleaners.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I can't wait to be free of you!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Agh!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Mr Honeychurch.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19I'm a doctor. Take a seat.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I Can't...
0:19:22 > 0:19:23STRUGGLES FOR BREATH
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Can't breathe.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Don't indulge him. He's just putting it on.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I don't think he is.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Charles?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43I suppose they got their deposit in while we were outside.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44No, they wouldn't do that.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Sorry.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Look, there's something I need to say.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Me too.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I just called Mum. Told her about our fight.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57You know what she said?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58I can have a good guess.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03She said you're a loser and I should get out while I still can.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07So I told her to get stuffed.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Really?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12And then I hung up on her.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Wow! I'm sorry I missed that.
0:20:14 > 0:20:21Marissa, if you want a big wedding then I'm going to do everything
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I can to try and make that happen, because I love you.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29I just need to know that you're doing it for the right reasons.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I don't know what I want any more.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Except to be with you.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Does it hurt in your chest?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Or, or is the pain up and down your left arm?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Get...
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Get...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Get... an ambulance?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- No. Get her out of here. - What?! I'm not going anywhere!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Get... - I told you I'm staying right here!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Get... My spray.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Spray? What's he talking about. - Spray? Angina spray? Do you have angina?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Where is it?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Digging into my backside. I can't...
0:21:12 > 0:21:15In your pocket? OK. Ah.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Got it. There you go.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Better?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Why didn't you tell me you had angina?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Really, Charles, of all the stupid things you've done.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Mrs Honeychurch.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Is he going to be all right?
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Yeah, he's going to be fine. - You should've told me.- Why?
0:21:38 > 0:21:43So you could boss me about? Take over this place?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46So I could look after you, you silly old fool!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- I'm sorry. - You scared the life out of me.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58You scared the life out of me too.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05Stick to the diet. Gentle exercise. And try and keep stress to a minimum.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06We'll certainly try our best.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Thank you, doctor. - Don't mention it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- What have I missed?- I'll tell you later. Can we go now, please?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Is there anything we can do to return the favour?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Er well, there is one thing.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Of course. Consider the venue yours.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23With our blessing.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Thank you!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Aah, Miss Green, Mr Morrisey.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32I'm afraid we have some rather disappointing news.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Er... Er I've, I've changed my mind.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I want, I want them to have it.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Look Cherry, I know you want to do the nice thing but it's a bit crazy.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45It's OK. Some things are more important. I want you guys to have it.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49That's so kind of you. We know how much it means to you to get married here.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Which is why we came in to say, you should have it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Yeah we've, er, decided to elope.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58No more ungrateful relatives.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00No more panicking about money.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Just the two of us.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Somewhere quiet and romantic.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Sounds... Perfect.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Ready? Push!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Have a lovely wedding. - You too. Bye!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Whoo-hoo!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Ah. So....
0:23:33 > 0:23:35This is all ours?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Yeah.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Are you OK?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42This is what you want, isn't it?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yeah, of course.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Maybe Marissa and Joel and have got the right idea.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Yeah, they do. For them.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I knew I was marrying you for a reason.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56That was us once upon a time.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00It could be again.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03No. Too much has come between us.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05This place, you mean?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Children and work. Responsibility. It never ends.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Not much of a retirement.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14This is the house we always dreamed of.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Dreams change. We could take a leaf out of the youngsters' book.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Elope somewhere.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25We've worked too hard to throw all this away.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Who says we have to? We can simply stand down.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Pass the mantle to the children.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37It would do you good to rest more.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39But what if it's too late to go back to that?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Love is in the little things.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47MUSIC: "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50# This thing called love
0:24:50 > 0:24:53# I just can't handle it
0:24:53 > 0:24:56# This thing called love
0:24:56 > 0:24:59# I must get round to it
0:24:59 > 0:25:01# I ain't ready
0:25:01 > 0:25:03# Crazy little thing called love
0:25:05 > 0:25:08# This (This Thing) called love (Called Love)
0:25:08 > 0:25:12# It cries (Like a baby) In a cradle all night
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# It swings (Woo Woo) It jives (Woo Woo)
0:25:15 > 0:25:18# It shakes all over like a jelly fish
0:25:18 > 0:25:20# I kinda like it
0:25:20 > 0:25:22# Crazy little thing called love
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# There goes my baby
0:25:28 > 0:25:30# She knows how to rock n' roll
0:25:30 > 0:25:33# She drives me crazy
0:25:33 > 0:25:35# She gives me hot and cold fever
0:25:35 > 0:25:37# Then she leaves me in A cool cool sweat
0:25:42 > 0:25:45# I gotta be cool relax
0:25:46 > 0:25:49# Get hip Get on my tracks
0:25:49 > 0:25:51# Take a back seat, hitch-hike
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# And take a long ride on my motor bike
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# Until I'm ready
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# Crazy little thing called love. #
0:26:06 > 0:26:07SHE GIGGLES
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Oh, that is lovely.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- £1,000 on the wedding cake?- Yes.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Don't you dare follow me.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32No one even eats wedding cake.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:26:52 > 0:26:54E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk