0:00:31 > 0:00:34- # I can call - I can call him
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- # When I need him - When I need him
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- # Father! - Father, Father!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- # Up in heaven! - Up in heaven!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- # I can call - I can call... #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Mrs Tembe!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Hi, Akono!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I did not expect to see you here!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Oh, yes, sometimes it is nice to get away from the noisy patients
0:00:53 > 0:00:55and their spoilt children.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58You are looking much happier, Akono.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I feel much more better, thank you!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I knew sending you to Reverend Stanhope
0:01:03 > 0:01:05would restore your faith in humanity.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09His lectures are very inspirational, that is true.
0:01:09 > 0:01:15It is better for you to consort with people of high moral character.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I am sorry for what you were exposed to on Tuesday.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, Mrs Tembe, there is no need to feel sorry.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23It is good for me to see such things.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Which is why I have decided it's time for me to experiment.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28With drugs and prostitutes.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29What?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33No, no, I'm just joking! Look at you, eh?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37No, no, no. I am going to ask Jack if I can go out with him
0:01:37 > 0:01:39for another night out to the student bar.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42No. No, no, no!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Akono, this is a very, very bad idea.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Your father did not send you all the way to England
0:01:48 > 0:01:51to be morally corrupted!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53He sent me to England to be enlightened,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and that is what I intend to be.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00At least let me find a suitable escort!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ah, Jack Hollins!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I hear some kid chundered on you earlier!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Yeah, twice! Crotch. Shoes. Brilliant! Had to go home, obviously.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18But I found this on the doormat. Invitation to drinks tonight.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- To welcome us to Stepford? - Come on, it might be a nice evening.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- We should go. - Oh, you're not serious, Daniel?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28This is the sort of hideousness I was dreading when you moved us there!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Making small talk with Mr and Mrs Dullard because they live next door.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35We'll tell them "thanks," but definitely "no, thanks."
0:02:42 > 0:02:44So anyway, I texted him saying,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46"No offence, but it's not going to happen."
0:02:46 > 0:02:50And he was all like, "Why not?" and I was like "Get over it."
0:02:50 > 0:02:56Only problem is we can't crash the uni bar any more. He had his uses.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Hey, isn't your brother a student there?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Er, yeah.- Think he could get us in?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- I could ask him.- There's this DJ I totally do not want to miss!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07So what do you say, girls? Shall we say seven?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- I'll be there. - Great, I'll see you there.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14This brother of yours. Is he cute?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15No.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You can't have everything.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- How are you doing?- Hey!
0:03:25 > 0:03:30I am very happy I have found you. I have something I'd like to ask.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31May I?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- You wanted to ask if you could have a chip?- No.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- But that would be funny, would it not? Yeah?- Oh, yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Yeah.- Jack, even though you have not travelled,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48you are a man of the world. You have experienced many things.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I, on the other hand, have seen a bit more of the world,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53but yet, I am less worldly.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I think there is something we can learn from each other, you and I.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59What are you going on about?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- You are going to the student bar tonight?- Yeah.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- I would very much like to accompany you.- I don't think so.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Why not?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Well, don't take this the wrong way,
0:04:12 > 0:04:16but it's been a really long week and I just want to chill tonight,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20maybe meet some girls. And I don't want you cramping my style.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I promise I will not make a nuisance of myself again!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24The answer's no.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Don't take it personally. I think you're a really great bloke.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's just...we've got nothing in common.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35I'm sure you'll find plenty of mates who are a bit more...like you.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38That is what I am afraid of.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I am very sorry we cannot be friends.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Akono, wait!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Look, on second thoughts, maybe I was a bit harsh.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Everyone deserves a chance to put themselves out there.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Socially, you know?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Not in the slightest. - I'm saying you can come with me.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09This is wonderful news! You will not regret it!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Hi! I've been thinking.- Still no.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Come on, Zara! It's not like we've got anything else planned. We don't have to stay long!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- I don't want to go at all, isn't it clear?- If I just understood why.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33OK. I have nothing nice to wear since I ballooned out of my clothes.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I can't stand for more than five minutes with swollen ankles.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I hate being asked "What do you do?" It'll be the catchphrase of the night!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43They could be great people! We could be living next to potentially
0:05:43 > 0:05:45good friends and you won't even meet them!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49After we move, we won't be living next door to them any more, will we?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52So what's the point?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54You're right.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59You're right, I screwed up buying that house and I'm sorry.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You would never have gone behind my back like that.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04And it's unfair of me to pressure you.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07So if it's all right with you, here's what we'll do.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09We'll go home, I'll run you a nice hot bath,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'll prepare us some supper, and then we'll settle down on the sofa
0:06:12 > 0:06:16and watch a movie of your choice. How's that?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'll see you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Damn it!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Hey. I need a favour.- I'm late.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Are you going to the student bar tonight?- Maybe.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Say about seven o'clock? - What's the favour?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I want you to get me and some friends in.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- God, talk about being plagued by nerds today. Forget it!- Why?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I don't want to hang around with you or your mates!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, Jack! When do I ever ask you for anything?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Do you have any idea how much it sucks repeating a year?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Nina's about the only girl who doesn't think I'm a freak!- Nina?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49The one with the..?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- What, I'm not allowed to notice? - Will you or won't you get us in?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Yeah, I'll get you in.- Thank you.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57No, thank you!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Come in.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Ah.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I've been thinking...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Maybe it wouldn't be such a terrible idea
0:07:09 > 0:07:13to have a quick drink with the Dullards tonight, after all.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- It wouldn't be?- Well, just because we intend to move,
0:07:16 > 0:07:19doesn't mean we can't show willing, I suppose.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Why the change of heart?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Because I know you want to.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25But if you're not going to enjoy it, then...
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Look, I've been less than gracious about the house recently,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31even though I know you were just trying to do a nice thing.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33So, let me make it up to you.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38But if it turns all Abigail's Party, all bets are off!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Mm-hm. Come on, you know you love a bit of Demis Roussos!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48MUSIC: "Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim
0:07:48 > 0:07:50HE HUMS ALONG TO MUSIC
0:07:51 > 0:07:53KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Jack! Stop hogging the bathroom!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're not the only one going out, you know?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Shut up! You're only going cos I'm taking you!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Argh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Come on! Come on, Daniel!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- All right! It's hard!- Get it up there! Be a man!- It's stuck!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Ah... Oh... Oh... Ah!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25What's wrong?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Sorry!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48So, how do I look?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Like you're about to sell me insurance! Haven't you got anything a bit more casual?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56My father always taught me, "If you want to impress the ladies,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58"you have to make them believe you are a big earner."
0:08:58 > 0:09:03I don't think jeans and an untucked shirt says that!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Now, do not stay out too late, Akono!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I will try, Mrs Tembe.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18And try not to drink too much alcohol!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19I will not, Mrs Tembe.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23And do not consort with the wrong sort of girl!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I will stay away from troublesome ones.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Did a bottle of aftershave explode on you?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hey! I like the English sense of humour!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36That wasn't a joke.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Come in! Thank you so much for coming!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Thank you for inviting us. - I'm Hannah.- Daniel and Zara.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- How are you finding the new house? - Great! Great! Oh, hope you like red!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Love it! Thank you!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Mike's just upstairs putting our little girl to bed.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54We're running late as usual.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Thankfully, the rest of the neighbours are too!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Oh, we could come back later if you prefer?- No, no,
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I'm thrilled you're here. Now I can have a guilt-free glass of wine!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Let me take your coat.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Oh, how wonderful! I had no idea. Congratulations!- Thanks.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Is it your first?- Yeah. - Mine too. Poppy's just seven months.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Let me guess... You're about 30 weeks?- 31.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Not long now, then! May I?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, I think he's asleep. Or is it a she?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25We want it to be a surprise.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Let me get you a drink.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Right, while we're in 'ere, no Bible talk whatsoever!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I don't care if someone's dying and asking for the last rites -
0:10:48 > 0:10:50nothing to do with God, you understand?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Is that because the girls would not like it, or you would not like it?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55- Both.- OK.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58You can chat up anyone you want, except Nina.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59She's the one that I'm after!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Oh, and Imogen, my sister. You can talk to her, but no chatting her up!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Is that because your sister would not like it,
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- or you would not like it?- Both.- OK.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Just play it cool, follow my lead, and try not to embarrass me.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Sure.- It's all right, mate, they're with me.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Nina, this is my brother Jack. Jack, Nina.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Pleased to meet you.- Likewise.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26And I am Akono.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Nice to met you. Nice to meet you.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Nice to meet you. - Shall we get a table?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I thought you said your brother wasn't cute?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- DOORBELL CHIMES Thank you.- What do I do?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hannah and I moved here, ooh, four years ago?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50It's a great place to raise a kid. Well, you'll find out, of course!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- And you're an aerospace engineer? - That's right. Worked on
0:11:53 > 0:11:57a few passenger planes, nothing too exciting. Although I'm about to move
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- into enhancement designs for racing cars.- You are not!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I know. I keep expecting to wake up in my eight-year-old body
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- and go, "No-o-o!"- Wow!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09OK, so if it changes at all, like, if it gets bigger
0:12:09 > 0:12:11or if it changes in colour, you need to go and see your GP.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Excuse me. Can I borrow Zara for a minute?
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- I am so sorry!- At least the mole wasn't on his bum, I suppose!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Let me guess, it all started with the question "And what do you do?"
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Don't you just hate that?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Everyone thinks I should go into modelling
0:12:28 > 0:12:30but I'm, like, "I have a brain!"
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Exactly! Not that you wouldn't be an amazing model.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Maybe I should, just to annoy my parents. They want me to be
0:12:37 > 0:12:40a good little corporate stooge just like they are. Thanks, folks,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42but I'm not ready for my lobotomy just yet!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Jack tells me you are a talented artist.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- He said that?- Yes.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I think he's very proud of you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Anyway, I'll probably end up in the media or something.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Really? What, TV? Journalism? - Whichever involves travelling,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00partying and a whopping salary!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03So, tell me more about your art work.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, well, it's mostly conceptual really.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I combine photography, painting, sculpture and video.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Whatever I think is best to depict a reality or a truth as I see it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Wow, that sounds really lame, doesn't it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Not at all!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22One of my favourite artists is a woman from my country
0:13:22 > 0:13:26called Ndidi Dike. She combines painting and sculpture,
0:13:26 > 0:13:31using different materials to depict the world around her.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It is like looking in a person's dream.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Wow, she sounds amazing! I'd love to see her stuff.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39And I was so trollied that I ended up getting into the cab
0:13:39 > 0:13:41without my purse, can you believe that?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44You know, when people think of Africa,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47they see only diseases and poverty.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50But Nigeria is one of the fastest-growing economies
0:13:50 > 0:13:55in the world. Tourists travel to see the beautiful beaches,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58and cities full of life and culture.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02I ended up having to give the cabbie my watch, which was worth ten times the fare!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I thought my dad was going to have a stroke!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06There is corruption, because we are rich in oil,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08and the riches are not equally spread,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11so people have to fight for justice.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Have you ever actually got caught up in anything yourself?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18I am happy to say I grew up in a peaceful village,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20near the border of Cameroon.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24But I knew many boys not so lucky as me.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I think more blood has been spilled in the name of oil
0:14:27 > 0:14:29than there is oil in the world.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Deep.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Looks like it's love at first sight for those two.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39In all honesty, I think it's the car.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Have to say, I'm a little relieved.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44ZARA LAUGHS
0:14:44 > 0:14:48So, at the risk of asking "what do you do?"...
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Because THAT would be VERY uncool. - Exactly.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54But have you...gone back to work since you had your baby?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yes. I took two months' maternity leave.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Mike's company gave him time off, too.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05It was wonderful, truly. But...we're both glad to be back at work.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I love my job.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Good...
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Lo-ove it. - OK, you win. Tell me what you do.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Just when I thought we could be friends. I'm a drugs rep.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20ZARA LAUGHS
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm studying law but I'm really into journalism.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I've written quite a few articles for the uni paper.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Then you must be brave.- Brave?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33In my country, journalists risk their life every day to expose the corruption.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Yeah, well, here they mostly expose celebrity scandal.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Why don't they just snog each other and get it over with!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- They're only talking! - Why talk when you can drink?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45What do you say we get this party started?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- And what did you have in mind? - Vodka.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Ah! I've always wanted to try vodka!
0:15:50 > 0:15:55- Maybe you should stick to the beer. You're not used to the hard stuff. - Come on. We ALL have to do it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots! Woo!- Yeah, I'm in!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00OK, but don't say I didn't warn you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05(Thanks.)
0:16:05 > 0:16:06I've been meaning to say,
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I've got a ton of baby clothes upstairs Poppy's grown out of.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12You're welcome to take whatever you want.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Oh, no, that's fine, really.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Don't worry, there's nothing pink in there. If it turns out to be a boy, I mean.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23We didn't want to know either so it's wall-to-wall beige, I'm afraid.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24You preferred not to know?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Well, I say WE. It was more Mike than me.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Tell me about it.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Right. Gotcha.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Personally, I don't think it ruins the surprise.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40- Just comes a little earlier. - It's like exam results. They don't get announced on graduation day.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Exactly. What's wrong with a little heads-up, people?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47(Between you and me, I already know what it is.)
0:16:47 > 0:16:49(Seriously?)
0:16:49 > 0:16:50(I had a secret scan at...)
0:16:53 > 0:16:55HE SLAMS DOWN HIS PLATE
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Daniel...- Has this been some kind of a power trip for you?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- What?!- We agreed you wouldn't have a scan, then you went ahead and did it anyway!
0:17:09 > 0:17:10It's not that big a deal.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Not that big a deal?! You went behind my back and then you lied about it!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17This isn't the place to talk about this!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22When did you have it? Go on, I'm intrigued. When was it?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24What difference does it make?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Was it during a certain dentist appointment?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I cannot believe you. I CANNOT believe you!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33It's a bit late for self-righteousness, Daniel.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- You bought a HOUSE without telling me.- Don't you dare turn this round on me!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40How the hell are we going to raise a child together if THIS is how you behave?
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- What's that supposed to mean?! - That means you've behaved like an utter bitch through this pregnancy.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- I don't believe for a second... > - HE TURNS THE MUSIC UP
0:17:48 > 0:17:49That's better.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Fine.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'm a terrible person.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Can we go now?- No.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- There's something going on and I want to know what. - There's nothing going on.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- There's nothing going on! - So you're going to lie to me about that as well, are you!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- You have no idea what this is like! - Then explain it to me!
0:18:08 > 0:18:13I feel like...my body doesn't belong to me any more.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It belongs to the baby.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18It belongs to you, it belongs to our doctors!
0:18:18 > 0:18:23I just needed to take back a little bit of control.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25You'd better get used to losing control, Zara,
0:18:25 > 0:18:29cos when the baby arrives you'll have to look after somebody else for a change!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I know, and that terrifies me!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34There, I've said it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Having this baby scares me to death.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, of course it does, you're going to be a mother!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43(I don't know how I can.)
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Do you think I should go out there?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I'm staying well out of it. Anyone for a top-up?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Down in one!
0:18:57 > 0:18:58AKONO COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It feels like being punched in the lungs!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02SHE LAUGHS
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I think I'd like another one.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07So, do you fancy going to a club after this?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11I'll have to take Akono home first but I could meet you somewhere.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Why take him home?- I don't think clubbing would be his scene.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Are you sure you're not just scared of the competition?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22This is so typical of you!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25After all that we went through to get pregnant!
0:19:25 > 0:19:30- And you could've stopped it at ANY moment!- I didn't want to! - So what's changed?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Has it suddenly occurred to you how hard it'll be?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35You are supposed to be telling me that everything'll be OK!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well, it's not going to be OK, Zara!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41If you don't grow up and stop acting so bloody selfishly, it'll be a complete nightmare!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45All right! Enough with the tough love! I have had just about all I can take!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- I'm sorry, I feel like this is all my fault.- It's not, erm...
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- We just need to talk. If you can give us a minute. - Then can you keep it down?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54(Poppy's asleep upstairs.)
0:19:57 > 0:19:59(I don't want to hurt you.)
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I know.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10If we're going to do this, we need to be honest with each other.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14And if you're not up to it, then...I need to know.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I'm not going to freak out and run away...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22and leave you holding the baby like Lisa did...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24if that's what you're worried about.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31I was...a little.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38It's just a lot to take on board.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Knowing the sex...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45means at least I have some idea of what to expect.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I'm sorry about how I went about it.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53I really am.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57But I'm not sorry I know.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05It can still be a surprise for you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I promise you, until this baby is born
0:21:11 > 0:21:15I won't even hint what it is.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21OK.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27(OK.)
0:21:27 > 0:21:32SOFT MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
0:21:37 > 0:21:40CLUB MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- Jack!- Your mate's a real cow, you know that?- You weren't saying that when you were all over her!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- I just think you could do better. - You don't even know her.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52No, and I don't WANT to.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Akono, get your coat. - Leave him alone. He's having fun.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59HE SLURS SLIGHTLY: I'm having fun. I'm most definitely having fun.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Yeah, I'm really happy for you but I told Mrs Tembe I'd get you home in one piece,
0:22:03 > 0:22:05so I'm off to the bog and then we're going.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Whatever you say, my friend.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- A couple more for the road. - I think that he's had enough.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I think that he can think for himself.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Go on, it's how the English celebrate having new friends.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24SOFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:26 > 0:22:29HE TURNS THE MUSIC DOWN
0:22:30 > 0:22:35Look, we're really sorry, everyone. It was never our intention to ruin your party.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- You haven't.- Even so, I think it's time for us to say good night.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43(Daniel, could you find my coat?)
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Daniel? - You really don't have to go.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Well, the idea was to get to know each other better,
0:22:53 > 0:22:56and to be fair, that's exactly what we've done.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58THEY LAUGH
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- That's very sweet of you but I think it's best if... - Hang on a minute...
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yesterday you caved in on Cassandra as a potential name.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Why would you do that when you said you hated it?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Everyone's heard enough of our business.- You know it's a boy.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Unless, of course, you knew I'd work that out, in which case it's a double bluff and then...
0:23:20 > 0:23:21OK, for goodness' sake...!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23We're having a boy, OK?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26(We're having a boy?)
0:23:27 > 0:23:30We're having a boy! I don't believe it! Ha-ho-ho!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Congratulations! - We're so happy for you.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34I've got some cigars.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37What? For special occasions.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Are you OK?- (Yes.)
0:23:45 > 0:23:47# One more time... #
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Oh, you've got to be kidding me! - Jack, I'm sorry, I couldn't stop him!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Take your top off!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- CHANTING:- Off, off, off, off, off, off!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- CROWD:- Ooh!
0:24:01 > 0:24:07CLAPPING AND WOLF WHISTLING
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Akono, that's enough now! Get down!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oi, can you stop that, please?! Get down!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Get dressed.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20This has been the best night of my life!
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Great(!)
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I'll get the coats.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- Did I offend you?- What do YOU think? You were just totally snogging Nina.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30The girl I've been trying to talk to all night?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Oh... I'm-I'm-I'm so sorry. I went on the table and she just kissed me.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Forget about it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- I've been a...complete nuisance. - It's fine. I wasn't all that fussed, anyway.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Me and the girls are going to a club. Are you coming, Akono?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- I don't think so.- I'll just give you my number, then, shall I?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51No, thank you.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I told you they were gay. Let's get out of here.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- You can count me out.- What?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02You just use people, Nina. And d'you know what? It's boring. YOU'RE boring.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Wow, you really are a freak, aren't you?- Yeah, maybe I am.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
0:25:09 > 0:25:14# Oh, yeah, all right, don't stop dancing... #
0:25:14 > 0:25:16AKONO IS LAUGHING
0:25:16 > 0:25:19HE STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR
0:25:19 > 0:25:22HE PANTS AND CATCHES HIS BREATH
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Mrs Tembe...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I have not noticed your slippers.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35HE SLURS: I want a pair of slippers exactly like that.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38What's the matter with my underpants?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Don't feel very comfortable.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I don't remember putting this in there at all.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Akono, I think you should go to bed
0:25:53 > 0:25:56and we will talk about this in the morning.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- As for you... - I think I'm going to be sick!
0:26:03 > 0:26:07AKONO CAN BE HEARD VOMITING
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Jack Hollins...
0:26:17 > 0:26:19You're too young for those places.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I didn't drink. You can smell my breath.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24A-Akono, is everything all right?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27There was not a problem with your presentation?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- She doesn't want what you sell. - Not what she says.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32So you're only a man from the waist down.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- What is he from the waist up?- Fairy. - No comment.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Thank you, Zara.
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