0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Smile though your heart is aching
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Smile even though it's breaking. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Argh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# When there are clouds in the sky. #
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Ah!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# You'll get by
0:00:47 > 0:00:53# If you smile through your fear and sorrow
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# Smile and maybe tomorrow
0:00:58 > 0:01:10# You'll see the sun come shining through for you
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# Light up your face with gladness
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ahem.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21# Hide every trace of sadness
0:01:21 > 0:01:26# Although a tear may be... #
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Guys...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# Ever so near
0:01:30 > 0:01:36# That's the time you must keep on trying... #
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- How the hell... - ...did this happen?
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Oh, um, your stag do, remember?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46No, I don't remember. Well, yeah...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49No, I don't remember any of it. What happened to Franklyn?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50I don't know.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55PHONE RINGS
0:02:02 > 0:02:05What happened last night?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Guys, this is one of my oldest mates. This is Franklyn.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Bit less of "the oldest", Jimmi boy.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Jimbo, Franklyn, hello. You two are sharing a room.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Kevin, Heston, you two in a room.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20What? You've got one on your own?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Yep. We're going to have a fantastic time, guys. Particularly you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Now I know I'm doomed. What humiliations you got lined up for me?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Your fate is out of your own hands.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Lie back and think of Wales.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33You're the best man, yeah?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What horrors you got planned for him then? Strippers?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Egg, flour and tomato sauce?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Dump him naked on the last train to London?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Or, better still, I know, Swansea!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45No, no, er, we're going to have some drinks, something to eat.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48What? And then back here for a nice cup of cocoa? Seriously, man?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50That was serious.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Heston, you OK? What's wrong?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- Oh...nothing.- Look,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55the best thing you can do is get some
0:02:55 > 0:02:57beers down your neck. Forget about your troubles.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Afraid not. In vino veritas.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01More like in vino selfpityas.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05OK, boys, back here in one hour.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Mum! I didn't think you were going to come.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You're still my little girl.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I'm so glad that you're here. Thank you.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24No T-Shirts left!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll cope without one.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Oh, oop.- Oh!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Thank you.- Ha-ha-ha.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Hiya, I don't think we've all been introduced properly.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I'm Mandy, chief bridesmaid,
0:03:37 > 0:03:41and last girl standing from Cherry's student nursing days.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Looks like we're all here, so... The entertainment.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52ALL: Whoop Whoop!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07So, the frog says to him,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10"If you kiss me, I'll make all your fantasies come true,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13"I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen."
0:04:13 > 0:04:16So, the guy picks the frog up, puts her in his shirt pocket, yeah?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17And the frog says to him,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21"Hey! If you kiss me, I will make all your fantasies come true!"
0:04:21 > 0:04:25So the guy pops his teeth back in, turns to the frog and says,
0:04:25 > 0:04:29"Listen, love, at my age I'd sooner have the talking frog."
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Come on, mate. Cheer up.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34He's been like that since we got to the hotel.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35I'm OK. I'm OK.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- What's his problem?- Women.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Ah!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42You'll be back to your old self in no time.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Yeah, I'm fine. Can we just stop talking about her? And girlfriends...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Why did she dump you?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- What?- Have you never had a woman split up with you?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Well, he's never had a girlfriend, has he?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I've had loads of girlfriends.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- You must be quite the swordsman. - Yeah.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Hey, knock that back. It'll make you feel better.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- What is it?- Lagavulin.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Drowning his sorrows. Hardly good medical advice.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12But you're not doctors tonight. You're men.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14It's good bloke advice. In one.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17An Islay malt in one?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20HAND SLAP DRUM ROLL
0:05:20 > 0:05:22ALL: Ooooh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Hey!
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Attaboy, H!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Hey! Can I have another four of those, please.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Guys, maybe we should go and get something to eat.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31I've booked a table.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35What is this? A stag night or a pensioner's outing?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Fair enough, you're not young anymore,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41but this is Jimmi's stag!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's his last chance to go wild.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46It's our last chance to give him a proper send off.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Look, why don't I see what I can improvise?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Give him a night to remember.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54He doesn't want anything too...
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Who says it's about what he wants?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Anyway, there's this boss, right?
0:05:58 > 0:06:03and he's got to fire either his best mate or his girlfriend.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06So he trains this squirrel, right? To act like a lie detector,
0:06:06 > 0:06:10and he dips them both in what can only be described as...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18You must be Freya?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Cherry warned me about you!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Warned?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Said you're a bit of a party animal.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Catch you later.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Are you all right?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes. Are you?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46No. I have offended Cherry.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm sure you're just imagining it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52No, I'm not.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Well, if we're going to take polite
0:06:55 > 0:06:59and meaningless questions seriously, I am not all right.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'm stuck on a hen do with a bunch of wet blankets.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I cannot get comfortable.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I can't even have a proper drink to make it bearable.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07And I might be wearing proper grown up shoes
0:07:07 > 0:07:09but I can't stand up in them, and if I take them off,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I can't get them back on again, and also all these
0:07:11 > 0:07:13splendid men here refuse to flirt with me because of my...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18You did ask.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Cherry mentioned that Jimmi had been kidnapped.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26What really happened?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yeah, it was very traumatic for him.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- How long did they keep him? - Oh, weeks.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And nobody noticed?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Well, yes, but, you know, he was supposed to be on holiday.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41They were just a couple of lunatics.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I tell you what, you two haven't wasted any time
0:07:49 > 0:07:52in settling into dull middle aged conformity?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oi, I'm not dull and middle aged.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Danny thinks you are. Responsible jobs, marriage, parenthood.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You were dull when you were married, you were dull before.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Doubles all round?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07He doesn't think I'm being sadistic enough. Franklyn, wait, wait.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Look, guys, guys!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Jimmi isn't going to get away tonight completely unscathed.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'm glad you're all doctors,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19cos I don't think my ticker could stick the pace.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Pick a card.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Any one.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26That's two!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Go to an attractive girl, take her drink,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34down it, then buy her a fresh one.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Her.
0:08:39 > 0:08:46ALL: Jimmi! Jimmi! Jimmi! Jimmi! Jimmi! Jimmi...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Go on, son.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Wey hey!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Boy!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Wey hey!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03ALL: Yeah!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Come...look, I can't help who I am. I'm sorry.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I haven't got a problem with you being a lesbian.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Look at Mandy!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15What is it, then?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Truth and honesty.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You know that I cannot handle being lied to.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27OK, honesty, I get it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'm sorry.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Friends?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Come here.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Anyway, I'm not a lesbian. I'm bi.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah, of course. Kevin.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Shut up, shut UP! - You and astro boy?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Three out of ten?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- No!- Three times.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Shut it!- Astro boy?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03What are these?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Hey!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Will someone, please, get my mum out of here?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Ask a guy in the next urinal, "Do you want a hand?"
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Ah!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Hey!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23DOES CHICKEN IMPRESSION
0:10:23 > 0:10:27OK, OK, fine. I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28On one condition.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29See those guys, over there?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33You go and tell them what you really feel about rugby.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35It's your stag night. You have to do it.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37DOES CHICKEN IMPRESSION
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Back home, Franklyn used to wind everyone up.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45He thinks rugby's a game for big, old, repressed...
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Guys!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Everyone, I've got an idea, OK?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14This better be good.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18OK, so, my dear, old friend, here, Mandy, is a lesbian.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20She never stops going on about it.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24And Freya, obviously, isn't very fussy.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Oh, come on!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29So, why don't these two
0:11:29 > 0:11:32get together?
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Elaine! Elaine! You all right?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I think I need to go home.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43OK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Karen?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Are you coming with us?- No! - Yes! Please! Yes!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Just because I'm enjoying myself,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51you think I'm going to embarrass you?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Mum, I think you've think you've had enough?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Because that's what lesbians do.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Just jump on any available passing bird.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01That they really think we're automatically
0:12:01 > 0:12:03going to fancy each other
0:12:03 > 0:12:06just because we're both lesbians.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08We don't. It's a stupid idea, sweetheart.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11We don't fancy each other.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17- Obviously.- Zara, Zara, Zara, we are going to get a taxi.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Do you want to share it with us?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I know all about lesbians!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Actually, I think I might be just starting to enjoy myself.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Our Immie was a lesbian! It was only for a week, mind! But...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30It was an eye opener.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33So if you want to kiss,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36in front of us,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38no reason why you shouldn't.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Mum!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You are so drunk.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46You are SO repressed.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Can't we talk about something else? Anything?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Football!
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Nooooo!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Freya?!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Kevin, the swordsman, is having a fling with Freya!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Far be it for me to sneer at affairs of the heart.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11It's not an affair of the heart.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- What is it, then?- It's nothing. It's less than nothing.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Less than nothing? Very honourable!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Protesting a little bit too much, I think.- Oh, yeah? Watch this.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Kevin's on the pull!- Howdy, cowboys.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Hi.- Are you having a problem with your phone?- No.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I'll just take a look.- Ah, good man!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Using her phone as a Trojan horse to get talking to her.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Excellent.- No. No, he is actually sorting her phone out for her.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Oh, dear. I think he needs reinforcements.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Cavalry!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Ladies, ladies! How are we?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54There was a time that would have been us, you know.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Yeah.- Franklyn's right, you know. Fatherhood, marriage...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58It'll be pipe and slippers next.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00What's wrong with pipe and slippers?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Bride to be? What a crime!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Honestly, ladies, you'd think you'd never seen two women kissing before.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh, cos it happens on planet Zara, all the time.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Bring on the shots...
0:14:35 > 0:14:39What's the lucky boy-to-be's name, then?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Gentlemen, I really think I should go home.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43The night's but a foetus, Heston.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yes, I know, but what with... My heart's not really in it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49We're just watching while the young bucks have fun.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51I'm quite tired.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56Give my regards to the others. And, Jimmi, have a splendid evening.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01You do know, even he thinks we're old farts!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05What? Filthy imbecile.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Ha-ha-ha!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, can you?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Disgusting.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Hey, come on! You took it the wrong way.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18No, I didn't.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19You will do.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Fine, right, OK. We're settling down.- Yeah.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27Question is, do we do it gracefully or disgracefully?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Two more, barmaid.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33ALL: Ah! Ha-ha!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- On Seven!- Seven!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Right, what have you got planned for me?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Good clean family fun. Pick a card. And no squirming out this time.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- You have got... - ALL: WOAH!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Shot.- You have got ten minutes in which to charm a young lady
0:16:02 > 0:16:04out of her pants. Literally.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05ALL: WOAH!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Shot!- And we want to see the proof this time.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13And your ten minutes starts...now.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17We'll talk about it tomorrow.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19No, come on, Mum, if you've got a problem just tell me now, OK?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I was hoping your friends would put my mind at rest about Jimmi.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25They've done the exact reverse.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I've heard about this kidnapping,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29the policewoman who keeps popping up, that he's a womaniser and...
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- It's not like that. He's not like that!- He sounds like it.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37It'll break your daddy's heart.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41If anything happened to you because of that man, it'd destroy him.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Mum, I love him.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44You're making a dreadful mistake.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Just stop it! - Come on, Cherry, come with me.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I think we need a word.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm sorry, this is your business, how?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Let me tell you about the decent, honourable,
0:17:01 > 0:17:05loyal Jimmi that I know.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Shots!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Those look a bit...
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Give me that!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Jimmi, Jimmi, Jimmi,
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Busted.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Ah!- You think I didn't spot the 24 hour store down the road?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You nipped out and bought these, didn't you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Forfeit!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29What have the English done to you?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31The Jimmi of old would've charmed the pants off some girl
0:17:31 > 0:17:33and worn them as a badge of honour!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Tut, tut, tut!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39No. No!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Shots!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Coming!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44ALL: Yeah!
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- My servant! Seven.- What?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Yes, it's true that Jimmi is a bit of a fruitcake.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59But a nice fruitcake. It's only OCD.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04It's not as if he's schizophrenic or passive aggressive.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07"It'll break your daddy's heart." Nice touch.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14You've got him wrong, Paula. And you've got to stop it.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I've got to stop it, have I?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Ever since Cherry came on the scene,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Jimmi has been a doe-eyed wet blanket.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23I can honestly say that he's become quite the dullest person
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I have ever had the misfortune to call a good friend.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27And that's a compliment.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You don't ever have to worry about Jimmi doing the dirty.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35And have you taken a look at Cherry?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Have you ever seen her happier?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Come on.- That's not the point.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42That's exactly the point.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48No, I haven't.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Well, look on the bright side. She can always divorce him.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59I'm sorry...about what I said.
0:19:05 > 0:19:11I've have never heard you be so sweet about anyone before.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It was nice.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Not a word.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18ALL: Ah! Ha-ha!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23- Has anyone talked to you about Starsky?- Yeah!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I'm not going to do it this time.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Lads! Lads!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Jimmi's forfeit.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33He is going to get the name of every woman he's ever slept with
0:19:33 > 0:19:35tattooed on his backside.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Jimmi's bum...- Are you mad? - Jimmi's bum isn't that big.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's going to get...you're going to get killed. And me killed!
0:19:40 > 0:19:44No, no, no, no, no. NO!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49You're...argh!
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Freya?! Oh,...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Are you OK?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02It's all...this standing and walking.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It's all right for you lot.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09The baby is doing somersaults and my shoes are absolute agony.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Will you stop moaning?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13All you've done since you got pregnant
0:20:13 > 0:20:15is moan about that bloody baby.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm just sick to death of listening to you.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20This is supposed to be the happiest day of your life.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Says you with your vast experience of childbearing.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24You got pregnant just like that!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28There are women out there that try for years and can't get pregnant.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32I am just sick of listening to you.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35OK, listen, Missy, I will not be lectured to by an airhead,
0:20:35 > 0:20:38whose idea of a world crisis is when her wedding serviettes
0:20:38 > 0:20:41aren't quite the retina burning shade of pink that she'd like.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Ladies, come on now.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45There are cockroaches I could have more stimulating conversations with.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Why didn't you and Jimmi just save us all the inane drivel and elope?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51What? So you can start fantasising about the divorce even sooner?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Cherry, you've got the wrong end of the stick!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Or is it because you won't be the centre of attention for the next few weeks?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Cherry, please.- Or is it because you can see that we're happy and...
0:20:59 > 0:21:00SHOUTS
0:21:00 > 0:21:03You don't know what she did for you!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04You know what?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07There are women out there who have real problems being pregnant,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09and I'm not talking about sore bloody feet!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Heaven help that baby having you as a mother.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Getting pregnant is the hardest thing I have ever had to do,
0:21:14 > 0:21:18and I hope to God you never have to go through anything like that,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20because I was down to my last eggs!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Yeah. IVF.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I thought I would never have a baby.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36And you're probably right, I probably will be a terrible mother
0:21:36 > 0:21:38and I know that's what you're all thinking.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41And I don't know why I complain all the time,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44but being pregnant is hard and my body is...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47No, leave me alone.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51I'm going to get a cab.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09What? Is that my forfeit?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10All in good time.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yeah, well, I know you. I'd have got off lightly so far.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14So, what have you got planned?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16OK, it's time.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Danny, park the zimmer, get ready to hold him down.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Zimmer?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Look, I've got some good news for you.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33I blacked your eye out with some shoe polish last night when you crashed,
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- So...- If it's fake, why does it hurt so much?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39No, don't answer that. Is that how we lost Franklyn?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41He's a big boy.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44He's a complete stranger in a strange town.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45He could be lying in a gutter somewhere.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Well, the thing is, we didn't actually lose Franklyn.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55OK, guys, very funny. Now cut me free.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Sorry, Frankie, but no.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Jimmi, come on!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02The pranks are supposed to be played on the groom, not on...
0:23:02 > 0:23:03See, that's the thing,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06humiliating the groom is so predictable, traditional.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10This is more wild, more youthful, perhaps.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11- Oh!- Oh!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Sorry!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Ah, little woogie-woogie, it's fine.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Now,
0:23:16 > 0:23:20say cheese! Fromage!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Ha-ha!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Shall we go and get a pint?- Yeah. See ya!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28See you in the morning!
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Guys!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32GUYS!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I just want Jimmi now!
0:23:42 > 0:23:48Not back yet. We could wait. But, erm...
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I've just seen the door to the health spa.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Sun-loungers. Come on.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Oh! Hee-hee! Come on!
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Sh!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Hi! You, again.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Listen, about earlier,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33that was just a misunderstanding.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Look, don't worry, ok?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40You told me that if he fell into a river he'd come up with
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- a salmon between his teeth. - Don't worry!?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Mate, he's in a strange town, he's disappeared and he's naked!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Anything could have happened to him! - Yes.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01OK, if we get out now, he won't call the police.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02We haven't done anything.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Yeah, I know. Let's just go.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10Erm, listen, about last night, I...
0:25:10 > 0:25:14VOMITS
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Come on! Let's go...now!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Hello, yes, this is Dr Granger from the Mill Health Centre.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I'm calling to see if there was a Franklyn Jones
0:25:34 > 0:25:35admitted to A&E last night?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38No? OK, how about a guy with no clothes on?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Hi, Mrs Jones, it's Jimmi,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43yeah, we're having a great time. Thank you. Thank you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Franklyn hasn't called you this morning, has he?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Yes, he's fine...he's fine.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Speak to him?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I think he's still sleeping.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Shall I get him to call you or something later?
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Look I gotta go, OK. Bye.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59He's disappeared off the face of the earth.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Got to be an explanation.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03If something bad's happened to him, I am in so much trouble.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06PHONE RINGS
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Ha-ha-ha!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Lads!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Salmon again?
0:26:25 > 0:26:32Cheers again for last night, guys. Revenge, dish best served cold.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Ha-ha-ha!
0:26:35 > 0:26:40Drive on, driver!
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Wey hey!
0:26:43 > 0:26:44You're early.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I haven't even had my lunch yet.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Well, you're not having any lunch.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50A couple of pounds, you said.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52What's that? 5/6, half a fudging stone?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Suit you, sir. Suits you. - What's wrong with you?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Don't you know how important this is to me?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58It's my wedding day.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02A woman who lives on the banks of a river does not use spittle
0:27:02 > 0:27:03to wash her hands.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Jimmi, I've lost the phone.
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