0:00:25 > 0:00:28- RADIO:- 'Lots of nasty stuff on the highways and byways this morning.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'Still got the problems with the tunnels shut
0:00:31 > 0:00:35'coming in off the Aston Expressway, only one lane open northbound.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38'The Letherbridge Bypass is down to one lane, that's both ways,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'and our traffic desk has had calls telling us the A435 is gridlocked.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Mate, I really think I should come.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45You should go. You should definitely go.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48No, it does not mean I think you'll mess it up.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Belt and braces, mate, that's all it is.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Tell Daniel I've got the final fitting for my wedding dress and that it's a team effort.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Yep, yep, lunchtime.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Tell him...the Campus.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I don't want to see anything.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03The Campus, yeah? See ya.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07This is the final fitting for my wedding dress, my wedding dress,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09this is very exciting.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Argh, straight to answer machine. - Stop calling her. You're like a stalker.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14How was I supposed to know?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16PHONE RINGS
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Zara?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh, Kate? What's wrong?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Don't panic. Tiny logistical problem.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I've got an amazing new client. I've got to see her tonight at seven,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27on Lady Byron Lane. She's...
0:01:27 > 0:01:28'No, no, no, no, no!'
0:01:28 > 0:01:31You are not "popping" anywhere. I'm your client.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34It's Solihull! She's got 12 bridesmaids and an unlimited budget.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36No, Kate, don't do this to me.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38You can't do this to me, Kate.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40'Kate, Kate! Are you there?'
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You could come to me at lunchtime.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I haven't got time. You'll have to come to me.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- But I've got white-coat syndrome. - Of course you have.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- I have! I can't bare the smell of hospitals.- It is a medical practice.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53If I hear a rattle of phlegm I'm likely to throw up.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55'You will come to meet me for 2:15,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58'you will do the final fitting for my wedding dress'
0:01:58 > 0:02:01on my lunch break, which is the only free time
0:02:01 > 0:02:03'I've got before I get married.'
0:02:03 > 0:02:07You're not going to leave until your contracted work for my wedding is complete.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I don't care if your new clients live in Buckingham Palace.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12'Have I made myself clear?'
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I'll see you after two.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18'And leave plenty of time for the journey, traffic's a nightmare.'
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Hmm.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22What?!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I can be assertive, when I need to be.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Course you can.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I am not going to let one single fly land in my chardonnay.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Not tomorrow, not today.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Atta girl!
0:02:35 > 0:02:40MUSIC: "Upside Down" by Paloma Faith
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Hey, I like that song.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43So? What did Jimmi want this time?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47It is the final fitting frenzy.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Jimmi's insisting on coming with me to collect the suits with me
0:02:51 > 0:02:52and I'm not having that.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's the best man's job to make sure the pressure's off.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- I wouldn't want to be the seamstress fitting the pinkness' frock.- Why?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02You must have noticed, my darling, the bride's turning into a right porker.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Spiteful, darling.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Saddle that pig.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13If you need to pee this much today what you going to be like tomorrow?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14I'm excited! Have you got your list?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Yep!- And have you thought about a present for Daniel?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Nope!- Jimmi!
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Come on, Sergeant Control Freak, I'll think of something, I'll sort it out.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24I got Immie and Mandy's weeks ago.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Easy! Pendants and perfume.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Woah! Don't worry! It's all under control.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Everything is under control.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48An hour and ten minutes?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Insane.- We should have gone down Melrose Avenue.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53In fact, you shouldn't've gone anywhere.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh don't start. Women all over the world work until they pop, until they really have to stop.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59I am one of those women,
0:03:59 > 0:04:03not some bored hausfrau sitting at home making herself miserable as sin
0:04:03 > 0:04:05contemplating her own stretch marks.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Whatever you say, sweetheart.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Please give that to Julia.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Yes, boss!- Now, I've got the bat phone, if you need anything you call me,
0:04:14 > 0:04:15and I mean anything.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Brat phone, more like. Thank you, Commissioner Gordon.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hey hey hey, have I told you I love you today?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24I love you.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Even if you are looking a little bit more like The Penguin
0:04:27 > 0:04:29than Cat Woman these days.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31All right! Goodness!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Unnecessary.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34See you!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45It's deliberate, and I know why you do it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49You think if you make enough yuck cups of coffee people will stop asking. Well, I'm asking.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I'm not making.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53It's your turn.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Since when is it my turn?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56No-one else has turn.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I don't see Heston having a turn.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'd love to see you make Zara have a turn.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02You're the new boy.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You don't make Freya do it! Besides, you're on reception and as such,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09there's an established allocation of tasks in our working relationship.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10SHE SIGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What?
0:05:12 > 0:05:18Are you saying that if I had my HCA hat on you would make me a coffee?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I might.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Kevin Tyler, if you don't get that kettle on it's tickle time.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32No, you wouldn't dare! Ahhhhh! OK, OK!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And I'll have a biscuit with mine!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, I've just been on line.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39And?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43What I might do is tick the box and pay for that music movie centre thing
0:05:43 > 0:05:47but some little...tinker has already bought it for them.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Ah, no. What now?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51D'you know what's left?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Tea towels and a bird feeder, that's what's left.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I have never approved of this wedding list business.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58It smells of avarice.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Some of us have to watch our pennies.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02At least we would've been able to get them
0:06:02 > 0:06:05something they really wanted and we could all have paid for it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It's about not getting four toasters, really.
0:06:08 > 0:06:15Thank the Lord they did not get two surround-sound home blu movie three dimensional televisions.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19What an embarrassment of sensory experience that would have been.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22It's Blu-ray, not blu movie, that's different,
0:06:22 > 0:06:23specially in 3D.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Powwow?- Lunchtime?- Have to be.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Icon bar? You with us, Mrs Tembe?
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Thank you, but I have a peanut butter sandwich and a Cox's Orange Pippin.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39Well, look, if I'd got my act together and bought the wretched thing last week...
0:06:39 > 0:06:42So what I'm saying is it's really nobody else's fault but..
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yours.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So, lunch is on me!
0:06:48 > 0:06:54Oh! I will telephone Mrs Hollins and also see if Doctor Wilson is free.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Anyone else?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Well, I would ask Doctor Carmichael but I know what she will say.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03How did she do that?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05How did she go from a Cox's Orange Pippin
0:07:05 > 0:07:08to inviting everyone to lunch and you're paying?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09She's good.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10We'll split the bill.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13No, don't be daft. It'll be nice, anyway, all us girlies.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Talking about "us girlies", did you hear what I heard?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What, you mean about the hen night?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21After we left?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ahhh,
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Freya and Mandy.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26No! What happened?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Oh, well, according to Immie...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Major pash.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Major Pash? Corporal Snog?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Private Parts.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Did you hear about the scrap?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38What scrap?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Cherry and Zara.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43What? You're kidding.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Cuppa?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Don't mind if I do.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Where's Heston this morning?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52He's not a stag night fatality, is he?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54No, he's at home.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I think all this talk of the nuptials and all that
0:07:56 > 0:07:58is really getting to him. Bless him.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Poor Heston. Poor Marina.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Yeah, I know.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I don't see why I can't knock off early.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07We haven't had a single patient in the last half hour.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10What if some poor soul is schlepping through the traffic
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and mayhem to get their polyps looked at.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15You don't even know what a polyp is.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18To get their polyps looked at only to find you've bogged off for a pizza.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Tell you what, it's murder out there.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, the suits, can I have a look?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25No, it's bad luck.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Right, I'm off.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29How come you get to go early?!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Because I am meeting up with Julia, and Elaine and Mrs Tembe.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35And Freya if she finishes her house calls.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40What a delightful luncheon party. What happened to your hypothetical polyp patient?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Tell 'em if they pick it it'll never heal.- Zara not invited?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46She likes lunch out with the girls.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Have you met Zara?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Tolerates, maybe.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Likes?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Even so, it would've been nice if she could've felt included.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yeah, what a bunch of cowbags.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- She was invited!- Was she?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Yes.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03She's making the most of quiet time.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05She's got her feet up.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07And fair play to Zara cos the pair of you
0:09:07 > 0:09:10are not going to know what's hit you once that baby arrives.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I know. Can't wait.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Are you sure we can't tempt you?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18I can't face it.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22OK, fair enough but just remember, all serious suggestions welcome, OK?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26OK, I promise I will keep thinking about the wedding present.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28That's very good of you, thanks. See you later, bye.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Does anybody want half a tuna sandwich?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Where are they all off to?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Zara, will you please talk to me.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37I don't want to.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Why?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Because you present yourself as all frilly and nice,
0:09:41 > 0:09:45and that's bad enough, but inside you're not frilly at all,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47you're ugly.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I hate the doctors.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53What in the name of all that's holy have you done to yourself?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55You're early. I haven't had lunch.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59You're not having any lunch. I allowed double the journey time.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02A couple of pounds, you said. What is that? Five? Six? Half a fudging stone!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Excuse me?!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Ugly and fat.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07She's nice.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09She's upset.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10She's upset?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11What you have done, Cherry Malone,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14is present me with an extreme tailoring crisis.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15She's upset?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19A less skilled seamstress would run a mile, look at your bubblies.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21You do realise you're being extremely rude?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Get your kit off.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Let's see exactly how much chubby we're talking about here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Cake? Gridlock? Cake.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- You'll be having to move the button on your trousers.- Why's that?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Zara thinks Cherry looks bonny.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Bonny?! What?!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42You know what I think about sex and skinny birds?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44No, but I want you to tell me.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Like going to bed with a bicycle.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Yeah well, Cherry's just right size and my waist is the same size as the first time I got married so...
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I'll put that in the speech. Check out your threads, brother.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Purple velvet?!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Oops!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07OK. Gluteus medius muscle...
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You are about to get yours.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29SHE GASPS
0:11:32 > 0:11:34OK, thanks very much.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35What did they say?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37There's no problem, there's just been a mix up.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40They've got ours, we've got theirs. Easy to sort.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42What did I tell you?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44You've got to chill, Wallace.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48"Oh no, Grommit, we'll not get wed in wrong trousers."
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Do you have any idea how wrong they are?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51We'll just swap them.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Do we have to?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Doesn't a tiny bit of you want to go to this wedding?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Franklyn, take them off.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Not here.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05How could you?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I was happy. I ate cake.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Did you not see Kate Middleton?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Do you not think she was happy? Happy and thin.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I can't stand the smell in these places.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- I didn't expect to be here for long or I wouldn't have said I'd come. - It's disinfectant.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22To you maybe, to me it's ill people blood and pus.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23I couldn't work here.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh, there's hemline impact.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Which, correct me if I'm wrong, I am going to be paying you to fix.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Ow!!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Mmm.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Mmm.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43This is delicious.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Embrace the carbs, ladies.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49None of us are going to drop an ounce before tomorrow, are we?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52So what are we going to do about a present?
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Well, Zara did suggest that we send them potholing!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59What a cow!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I know, and I asked Heston if he had any ideas
0:13:01 > 0:13:03but I didn't want to push him.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I am very concerned about Doctor Carter.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Me too.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09What happened with those two?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13I haven't really asked. They just seem a bit too pained.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Well, it's a shame.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Because Marina's not going to stay on the shelf for long, is she?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22It is Doctor Carter who is the one who is a good catch.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25And they're lovely, they're lovely together.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29I think that if we leave things as they are
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Marina will be out there hooking up with someone new
0:13:31 > 0:13:34before they realise they've made a big mistake.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Game over, good night, Vienna.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38She'll be off and Heston will be on his own again.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43No, that is not right.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47A woman who lives on the banks of a river does not use spittle to wash her hands.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54In some industries three centimetres means nothing
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- but in bridal, I'm not saying we're zero tolerant but.. - GROANING
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Shhh! What is that?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59I'm focusing on your hem.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Turn the radio off a sec.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO
0:14:06 > 0:14:08SILENCE
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Do you mind if I re-focus?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Elton's helping.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Suits you, sir.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Oh, suits you.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30What's wrong with you? Don't you know how important this is to me? This is my wedding.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ah, mate, come on, calm down.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Deep breaths - in out, in... - Franklyn!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Everything is going to be fine. They're mortified.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40The right trousers are at the main branch.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Nothing else is going to go wrong.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Ha! Jinxed it!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Shut up! The main branch? I thought this was the main branch.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49No, it's not, it's ten minutes away.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Do you think we'd be monkeying about if it wasn't all sorted?- Come on.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02GROANING
0:15:02 > 0:15:04No, seriously, what is that?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10GROANING
0:15:10 > 0:15:11What is it?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Sounds like one for you.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19GROANING
0:15:23 > 0:15:25SHE GROANS
0:15:31 > 0:15:34If you wear that I swear I'm getting a hat like Princess Beatrice.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Zara, you're in labour.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41Way too early, these are just Braxton Hicks.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43No, Zara, you're in labour.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You think I wouldn't know if I'd started?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yep I think you're right.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Oh, your dress,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57that really was not deliberate.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Never mind the dress. We're going to get you an ambulance.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oi!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16OK, well just get here as soon as you can.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19It's madness out there it could be about 45 minutes,
0:16:19 > 0:16:22but the motorcycle paramedic could get here first.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- What we need to do is... - Call Daniel. It's in my bag.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34PHONE VIBRATES
0:16:34 > 0:16:37'This is Daniel Granger, please leave a message.'
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Straight to answer machine. I'll try Jimmi's.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47'Jimmi here. I can't get to the phone so leave us a message. Cheers.'
0:16:47 > 0:16:49What is it with everyone?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Julia.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54PHONE VIBRATES
0:17:01 > 0:17:04'Sorry I'm not available to take your call.'
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Anyone else?
0:17:08 > 0:17:09OK, try Karen.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12She's not under Karen, she's under Gobby Hollins.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15PHONE VIBRATES
0:17:15 > 0:17:18So what are we going to do about a present?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21'I'm sorry, there's nobody to take your call at the moment.'
0:17:21 > 0:17:24What's the point of having a bloody mobile if you're not going to answer it?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27SHE GROANS
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh, for love of...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Go and deal with your Vivien Westwood!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Oh, had a missed call from Zara.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50She probably wants to suggest a gift voucher for colonic irrigation,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53you know, for after the potholing.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Sorry. Sorry.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Come on, let's go over this plan one more time.
0:17:58 > 0:18:04Right I have to distract Cherry before everybody is seated and then...
0:18:04 > 0:18:07It's my job to find Heston and Marina's place cards.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08PHONE BEEPS
0:18:08 > 0:18:13Whilst I take an overview, being prepared to intercept if necessary.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15What's that?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Nothing.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21While I will act as wing man
0:18:21 > 0:18:28in case Elaine doesn't have time to switch the place names whilst you, nosey Hollins...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Nosey Hollins!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Whilst I collar the DJ
0:18:32 > 0:18:35with a request for Marina and Heston's our song
0:18:35 > 0:18:39for shortly after the first dance.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43And our tune being, and you're absolutely sure about this?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yes, yes.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47MUSIC: "You Might Need Somebody"
0:18:48 > 0:18:51She bought him the "Best of" album just before Christmas.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Oh, well, all in all I think,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57with the addition of several bottles of bubbly
0:18:57 > 0:19:00that sounds like a really good plan and a fantastic evening.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Rather than a rainy night in Georgia!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09What? I know rhythm and blues.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14SONG CONTINUES
0:19:14 > 0:19:18# When you look around
0:19:18 > 0:19:22# You don't have to be alone
0:19:24 > 0:19:26# Just one lover
0:19:26 > 0:19:29# Is all you need to know
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- # When you're feeling all alone.- #
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Dead romantic.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44So, we have completely abandoned the wedding present now?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Zara, will you please just let me help you?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51This is a surgery, a doctors' surgery.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I want a doctor.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58I do not want some miffed Tinkerbell who thinks I'm trying to hog all the fairy dust and limelight.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Zara, it looks easy, you made it look easy.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's called having a stiff upper.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Get me a doctor!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10There's no-one else here. There's only me but I can handle this
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- if you just let me...- You go near me and I will slap you.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I want a doctor. Get me a doctor!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Somebody calling for a doctor?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Right, coffees all round. It's only ten past.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- If we're a bit late Cherry can cover.- Kevin can cope.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I want Daniel. And I want an ambulance.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Daniel's on his way and the ambulance isn't going to be long.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Liar!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I need to see how dilated you are.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38SHE MOANS
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Who is that?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42That's my dressmaker. Zara, it's too soon, isn't it?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I know, that's why I need Daniel.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I can't let it be too soon, I can't let it happen.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47You can't stop it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I am not having my baby without Daniel.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I am not having my baby here and I am not having my baby with you!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Because I believed the everything is easy act?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- The act everyone was supposed to believe?- Doesn't seem fair.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Butt out.- Daniel!
0:21:00 > 0:21:04You did everything to get pregnant, that wasn't easy. You didn't share that with anybody else
0:21:04 > 0:21:06but you did get through it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07It has been hard.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10You're going to jeopardise that just cos you're mad at me?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Look if you're not going to let me deliver the baby... - You are not a doctor.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15..then let Kevin.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Open my legs in front of him? Are you mad?!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Zara, grow up!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I can do babies.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22ZARA GROANS
0:21:22 > 0:21:28I want Daniel! I'm not having this baby without Daniel!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I've left him messages, Zara, he's on his way.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Cherry, have you got a minute?
0:21:32 > 0:21:33- Now?- Yes!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35It has been hard, very hard.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I know. I know.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39But I don't do asking for help.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44It's a good job you don't have to. OK? Just one second.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46What?!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48What are we going to do?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Make sure Zara and the baby are OK then we're going to find Daniel. In that order.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Daniel and Jimmi are with his mate. - They're with Franklyn?- Yeah.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56OK, we can find them then.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Go into my room get my phone, call Franklyn
0:21:58 > 0:22:01and tell him what's happened and get Daniel back here.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Daniel!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Kevin, Kevin, be quick.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06When you get back you're going to be Daniel.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09And I'm going to handle everything else, OK?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12ZARA PANTS
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Daniel, mate, it's kicking off.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17We need to get you back to the Mill pronto.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18What is?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21That was your man Kevin, Zara's having the baby.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Ha! Ha! Pack it in. You'd do anything to be best man.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- It's not going to happen. - I'm not joking.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30If anything was to happen to Zara she'd call me on the brat phone.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Jimmi, I've lost the phone.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Let me do something.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I want Daniel. Not you!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Well tough, cos I'm what you've got.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Don't push yet, Zara.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I'm Daniel, until he gets here, OK? I'm him. I've got you.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Ohhhh!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01It's too soon.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02He wants to be here.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04But not this early.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He's starting as he means to go on, showing you who's boss.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I have to push.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12It's OK, it's OK. He's coming.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Zara, you're doing really well.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Keep pushing. That's it, keep pushing.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I can see the top of his head.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Keep pushing. That's it.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Keep pushing.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Stop pushing, Zara.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Please, please, Cherry, please.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41It's OK. Just one more, Zara.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- I can't.- You can. Come on, Zara, you can do this.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- I can't, it's too much. - No, it's not Zara, not for you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50We both know how strong you are. Come on.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Just one more, that's it. One more.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03SILENCE
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Let me see him, I want to see him. Please!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Let her do it, Zara.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Come on, let her go.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Ah, let me out.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Let me in.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35No, I'm sorry.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36I'm sorry.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39OK.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Where's our son?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Cherry.- Go on.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Cherry!
0:25:15 > 0:25:16BABY GURGLES
0:25:16 > 0:25:17He's breathing.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Is he?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21See? I told you, didn't I?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Didn't I tell you?!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Here's Daddy.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Oh!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Hello.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35BABY CRIES
0:25:35 > 0:25:37SIREN WAILS
0:25:44 > 0:25:46It's OK, they're coming.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Where's Cherry?- She's fine.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59You are so beautiful.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00It's going to be OK.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04BABY CRIES
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Zara? Zara!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Zara, sweetie!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Are you all right?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20It's all right, it's going to be fine.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Did you...?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Yeah, she was amazing.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26The baby?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29The next 24 hours are going to be crucial.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32He's really, really tiny,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34and he's here far too soon.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53No, I think Daniel would want us to carry on.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Yeah, I know Zara would want us to, "Get the darn thing over with."
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Zara.- No, come on, Daniel,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01you tell me, if you were to place a bet
0:27:01 > 0:27:05on his chances what would you reckon? 50/50? More? Less?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07What about...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09that guy, the guy next to her?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Avoid. Like the plague.
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