0:00:39 > 0:00:44Good morning. I'm Doctor Zafir, the consultant paediatrician.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45What happened to Doctor Shah?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46I'm the day shift.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Of course. Sorry, we're both tired.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Of course.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Now, let's have a look at you, young man.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Have you spoken to Daniel?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Still can't get through. What if...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09The baby's still alive.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13That's all the receptionist could tell us but least it's something.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I can't imagine what they're going through.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Hmm.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Kind of puts all the wedding nerves into perspective.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Do you want to still go through with it today?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33I mean, no-one would be surprised if we put it back.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Do you want to put it back?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41No, I think Daniel would want us to carry on.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Yeah. I know Zara would want us to, "Get the darn thing over with."
0:01:46 > 0:01:48THEY SNIGGER
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Well, better get on with it then. Oh, what about your dress?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Don't worry, my dress will be fine.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Now, are you going to be able to find a best man in time?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about that.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's encouraging that he survived his first night.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Yeah, that's what I've been saying.- But?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11I know you're both doctors,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13so you wouldn't thank me for sugar-coating it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- I don't know about that. - How bad is he?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19It's hard to say at this stage.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I am concerned there might be some respiratory distress
0:02:22 > 0:02:26and he's struggling to feed and so has a nasogastric tube in place.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29But apart from breathing and eating, he's just fine?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33We'll run some tests and then we should have a clearer picture later today.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I'm afraid that's all I can tell you at the moment.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37We understand. Thank you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43CLATTERING
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Here she is!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Here comes the bride All dressed in white! #
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Did the stain-remover do the trick?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54It's all right, it's all going to be fine.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I've got tons of dresses to choose from.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01You know what she's really saying, don't you?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04We're in good hands. We should trust them.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Meanwhile we have to sit here and wait to see if he dies or not.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11What's the good of being a doctor?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I'm guessing there's a reason neither of us went into paediatrics.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Hell, no. I'd have been awful. Can you imagine?- Hmm.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Just wish there was SOMETHING we could do.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24There is something you could do.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Better than just sitting here.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30And you should keep your supply up, just in case.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Just in case?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36What? In case he survives?!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37- Zara...- No, Daniel, you tell me.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41If you had to place a bet on his chances, what would you reckon? 50-50?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43More? Less?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44KNOCK ON DOOR
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Hey, guys, sorry, hope you don't mind. I tried to call.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Aren't you supposed to be doing something today?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Nothing that can't wait. - Don't worry, he's not dead yet.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- They've taken him away for some tests.- Well, can I get you both a coffee?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Good idea. Why don't we all go? Get some fresh air.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02I'd rather stay here.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Just in case.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Erm, we'll stay.- No, go on, you go.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10It'll give me a chance to sample the delights
0:04:10 > 0:04:12of the double-action suction pump.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I just hope he's not wasting my time.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- I'm really sorry to let you down, mate.- It's not a problem.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Franklyn's been desperate to be best man anyway.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Man, he'll be great.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Long as he stays sober!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Yeah, I'm not worried about Franklyn.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37How've you been coping?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Fine. Yeah, my bit was over nine months ago. Well, eight.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Zara and the baby...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57have gone through hell.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02No-one expects you to be fine, Daniel.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08I never had this time with Isabelle. I had no idea how it felt.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10This...tiny life.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15If I could take away his suffering, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, if he's anything like his parents, he'll be a fighter.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22He'll pull through.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I couldn't take my eyes off him, all night.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Have you thought about any names for him yet?
0:05:29 > 0:05:30No...
0:05:30 > 0:05:34we'll...let everyone know as soon as we decide.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37As soon as there's any news.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Well, call me. I mean it.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Good luck.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah, you too.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53You can't get married in just any old thing, Cherry, it's your wedding day.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- There's loads of nice ones in here. - Ugh, and some really grim ones.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Look, this one, it's kind of, like, off white.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Look, there's a little bit of lace.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It's an undergarment! You can't go getting married in your smalls.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I will if I have to. Will you be a bit more constructive, please, Mum?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I know you'll pooh-pooh the idea, but...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14you're welcome to get married in my wedding dress.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Ah, thank you, that's really kind of you...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's a little bit...'80s.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Oh, is it that bad?- Total meringue.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Suit yourself. I thought it was, "just a dress".
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You looked lovely in it, Mum, you know that you did, but...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34It's just a shame you didn't get married in a more stylish era.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I've got it!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37- What?- Malcolm!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Malcolm!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Look, don't beat yourself up, OK?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Read somewhere that it can take a while to get the hang of it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- The hang of what?- The pump.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I've done it already and gave it to the nurse.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Thank you for your faith in me.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I wasn't...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I just read somewhere it can be difficult.- It was.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07It was difficult and ridiculous
0:07:07 > 0:07:10and I managed to make all of two ounces.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12That's great.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15It will be.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Jimmi was asking about names.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24We can't even possibly begin to think about that yet.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- That's what I told him. - What are you asking me for then?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Sorry.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39This is all my fault.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I should've taken more care.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Those stupid shoes.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- This hasn't got anything to do with high heels.- You don't know that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51The other day I fell over.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Could have been that, couldn't it?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Shouldn't think so. Why didn't you tell me?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57I thought it was nothing.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01I checked the heartbeat.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Everything was OK.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's not your fault, OK? It's nobody's fault.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25What do you think?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Your nanna would be SO proud.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Kate Middleton, eat your heart out!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Listen, man, thanks for stepping in. It means a lot.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You don't think she's had an accident, do you?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Nothing fatal, I mean, like, a bump or something.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50What are you going to do about the speeches?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- There's going to be time after the photographs, but...- How long have I known you, Jimmi?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's all in here already.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Nothing too racy though?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Chill out, mate. It's going to be lush.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04You're not getting drunk already?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- It's just a nip, steel the nerves. Do you want some?- No.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09- Hm?- No. No.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Excuse me, the bride's arrived. - Thank you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16What's the matter, love?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I just want to remember this moment.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You will.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Even when I've wanted to murder your mother,
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I still remember...that moment.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Seriously, Cherry, there will be times when you hate each other's guts...
0:09:33 > 0:09:37but it doesn't mean you don't love them more than anything else in the world.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Apart from your kids.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Thank you, Daddy.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51You ready?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Yeah.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Please stand for the bride.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57OK.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10# Grow old along with me... #
0:10:10 > 0:10:11CONGREGATION GASPS
0:10:11 > 0:10:17# The best is yet to be
0:10:19 > 0:10:23# When our time has come... #
0:10:23 > 0:10:25'She looks gorgeous!'
0:10:25 > 0:10:29# We will be as one
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# God bless our love
0:10:38 > 0:10:42# God bless our love
0:10:43 > 0:10:44# Grow old... #
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Deborah,
0:10:46 > 0:10:51I'm the superintendant registrar and with me is Joanna the registrar.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54On behalf of Jimmi and Cherry, I'd like to welcome you all here today
0:10:54 > 0:10:57to share with them in this wedding ceremony.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Jimmi, please repeat after me, "I do solemnly declare..."
0:11:02 > 0:11:03"I do solemnly declare..."
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- "That I know not..." - "That I know not..."
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- "Of any lawful impediment..." - "Of any lawful impediment..."
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- "Why I, Jimmi Clay..." - "Why I, Jimmi Clay..."
0:11:11 > 0:11:14"May not be joined in matrimony to Cherry Malone."
0:11:14 > 0:11:17"May not be joined in matrimony to Cherry Malone."
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Cherry, please repeat after me, "I do solemnly declare..."
0:11:21 > 0:11:23"I do solemnly declare..."
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- "That I know not..." - "That I know not..."
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- "Of any lawful impediment..." - "Of any lawful impediment..."
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- "Why I, Cherry Malone..." - "Why I, Cherry Malone..."
0:11:31 > 0:11:34"May not be joined in matrimony to Jimmi Clay."
0:11:34 > 0:11:37"May not be joined in matrimony to Jimmi Clay."
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Can we now have the rings?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46THEY LAUGH
0:12:05 > 0:12:10# Grow old along with me
0:12:12 > 0:12:17# Whatever fate decrees... #
0:12:20 > 0:12:24It gives me great pleasure to declare that you are now husband and wife.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27You may now kiss the bride.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30CONGREGATION CHEER AND APPLAUD
0:12:32 > 0:12:38# God bless our love
0:12:38 > 0:12:42# God bless our love
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# God bless our love
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# God bless our love. #
0:12:51 > 0:12:53PHONE BEEPS
0:12:55 > 0:12:57It's Joe.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I texted him before. He'll be worried, I should...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Answer it then!- Yeah, OK.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Outside.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Yeah.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10DOOR OPENING
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Here we go. Baby Carmichael.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Did the tests go well?- The results may take a while yet, I'm afraid.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19The consultant will be around to see you later.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Hello, Baby.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25'..chucked him out!' THEY LAUGH
0:13:25 > 0:13:28So, Mum offered me the '80s meringue
0:13:28 > 0:13:30but I didn't want to wear that.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Julia?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Yes, yes, the dress was your mum's?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37No, it was my nan's.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Elaine, what you up to?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Er, I was just, erm, Julia?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Well, erm, OK, it's just that we thought the table plan could do with a bit of a tweak because of...
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Do you know how many hours I've spent on this table plan?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Sometimes people just need a little nudge.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00It's OK, we'll put it back the way it was.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02No, you know what? Leave it how it is.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05And, actually, while you're at it...
0:14:05 > 0:14:09maybe we could give Mandy and Freya a nudge.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- I want everyone to be happy today. - Ah, sweetie.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Go on then, lead on.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15THEY GIGGLE
0:14:18 > 0:14:22So, then, we all ended up living in same house over Christmas.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You might be able to get something funny out of that.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Though it wasn't very funny at the time.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Having said that, it worked out for the best because we've got our dream house now, so...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32You're not going to be writing any of this down?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- It's all going in, mate, all going in. - HE BURPS
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Sorry about that.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I don't know if you heard me,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50all those times when I said I wasn't sure if I wanted a baby,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53but you do know I was joking, don't you?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00No, you know I wasn't.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04I wasn't sure.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I'm a very selfish person.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Unfortunately for you.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18And, also, I get things wrong.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Cos you see, I though you were...
0:15:25 > 0:15:29..were just going to be a baby.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Like all the others.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36But you're not, are you?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Cos you're mine.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I saw you checking me out back there.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Do you like my girlie frock?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I was actually watching the bride and groom.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You just got in the way.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I sent you a text earlier. I don't know if you got it or...?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Yeah, I got it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06Oh, the strong silent type? I like it!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08So, how about that date?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Yeah, I don't think so, sorry.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'm getting a few mixed messages here. It's...
0:16:17 > 0:16:21I really like you. Like, REALLY like you but, erm...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, I'm not really up for a relationship right...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Right, OK, look...
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Well, maybe next time that happens,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32you could text back and say, "No thanks".
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Save me looking stupid, eh?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Look, I didn't... - Look, I'll see you around.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Great. Great.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Long time no see.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Hello, Heston.- Erm, there's obviously been a mistake,
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I shall move, of course.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06That's very good of you.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Well, that means turfing someone out of their seat, so...
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Do you think we could just be grown-up about it?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18(I think so.)
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Typical Cherry!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Everyone has to get together.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yep, I'd kill her if it wasn't her wedding day.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Now we'll have to sit here in awkward silence.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Or...we could play Snog Marry Avoid.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Snog Marry Avoid with this lot?- Yep.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Pass the time till we get some cake!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48How about...
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Red hair, blue dress?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Ooh, not noticed her. Not too bad at all.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Marry?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Snog. For starters.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05What about that guy, the guy next to her?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Avoid.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Like the plague.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Hey, what's the matter? - There's no news.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16We've just been talking.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Good.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20How was Joe?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Yeah, he wishes he could be here, sends his love.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27That's a nice name, isn't it? Joe.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Joe Carmichael.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Better than Lysander. And Lucius.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- I still rather like Lucius.- No!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Joe is perfect.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yeah, it suits him.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I should phone Joe and tell him.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50No, stay.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54We should be together, as long as...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Ah, my old friend, prawn cocktail(!)
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Too simple for you, I suppose?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Complexity isn't everything.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Does the sauce put you off? - No, not at all, I love it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Ketchup and mayo. Nothing too unnecessary.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Roast pork for the main. Another crowd-pleaser.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I wish they'd be a bit more adventurous.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Remember we had venison at our wedding.- Really?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Yeah, there was a mix-up with the deliveries.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Really liked it, actually, it came with a sweet, sticky sauce thing.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Port and redcurrant?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Actually, I do a marvellous medallions of venison with cranberry sauce.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Not had it since.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I think we've done everyone in here now, except for each other
0:19:38 > 0:19:41but OBVIOUSLY you'd avoid me, if Cherry would let you!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I wouldn't be too sure about that.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I've been thinking about this date.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51It's just a date, isn't it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54It's not like we're moving in together or buying cats.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Definitely just a date.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58No cats involved.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You free next week?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- No sign of him. - Have you tried calling him?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah, his phone's switched off.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15- I can't keep my dad waiting any longer.- Well, maybe we'll have to skip Franklyn's bit.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Tell everyone he didn't have time to prepare.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18What with Daniel and stuff going on.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Yeah, it might be for the best.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21'One, two, one, two.'
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Testing. Testing. Can you hear me?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24ALL: Yes!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I think it's too late.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- It's not his turn, Jimmi, you need to tell him.- I think it's too late!
0:20:29 > 0:20:35I'd like to tell you all a little bit about my best mate, Dr Jimmi Clay!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD
0:20:39 > 0:20:42He's always been into medicine.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46His sister Kim used to have this little nurse's outfit
0:20:46 > 0:20:48and she used to make us be the patients.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50It was all very innocent...BACK THEN!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Now Jimmi's got a proper grown-up nurse
0:20:55 > 0:20:57to operate on his VITAL organs!
0:20:57 > 0:20:58BRIDESMAID LAUGHS
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Thank you.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Jimmi's been married before, of course.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04That was a big mistake!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Amanda was old enough to be his mum.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08BRIDESMAID LAUGHS
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And crazy enough to be his dad!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14He's much better off with Cherry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18At least her age is SLIGHTLY less than her bra size.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Although her bra size has got to be bigger than Amanda's!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24That's another bonus!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Jimmi can't be the easiest guy to live with, mind.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29What with all his funny little quirks.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Every time him and Cherry start to get down and dirty,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- he's got to stop to wash his... - Franklyn!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37FRANKLYN SNIGGERS
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Not like my man Kevin there.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43He will put it about with anything.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44LOOK AT HIM!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Trying to pull a new lass
0:21:46 > 0:21:51when he's just had Freya's name tattooed on his privates!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Just goes to show you, the fickleness of the human heart!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, pardon me!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Ah! Lovely.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03Well, thank you very much, Franklyn. That was enough.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Still no news, I'm afraid,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08but I thought you might like to try feeding him?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Daniel, can do it.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12He's got a steadier hand than me.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Perfected doing years of lip injections.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22You go first.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39What kind of doctor am I?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You're not a doctor today.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You're his mother.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Now then, Mum, this is how you do it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Please.- You said he was just some bloke you worked with.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Yeah, he is. I didn't mean to sleep with him.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58So it was just a one-off thing?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Yeah, totally.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Sort of.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Three times but... - I don't understand.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Three separate one-offs or...?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Three times in one night.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10No wonder you blanked me!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Must've thought I'd spoil your fun.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13I didn't enjoy it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I don't think.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21- The truth is I...can't remember anything, if I'm honest.- Honest?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24You wouldn't know honest if you...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26slept with it three times!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Marina...
0:23:35 > 0:23:36..I miss you.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43I thought you were going to say you hated me.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I miss you too.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It can't be like last time.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52It won't be.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I promise.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I know it's not going to be easy but...
0:23:57 > 0:24:01if I can't make it with you I can't make it with anyone.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I don't want to lose you again.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10But why, why get a tattoo of my name?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I thought we decided it was both a bad idea.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16We did. It was! Look, I don't remember getting it done, all right?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- You need to get rid of it.- Obviously!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22And I will as soon as Daniel's back at his clinic.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23- Good!- Good.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Whereabouts on your privates did you get it done?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Please don't tell me it's on your...? - Don't be stupid!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- It's on my lower back. - You mean your bum.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Let me have a look. - You are NOT seeing it.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44It's a tattoo of my name.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I think I've got a right to have a look.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Besides, it's not as though I haven't seen it all before.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Drop 'em!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- All right.- Come on!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Unbelievable.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21CROWD APPLAUDS
0:25:21 > 0:25:26# It had to be you
0:25:26 > 0:25:27# It had to be you
0:25:29 > 0:25:36# I wandered around And finally found somebody who
0:25:36 > 0:25:39# Could make me be true
0:25:39 > 0:25:42# Could make me be blue
0:25:42 > 0:25:47# And even be glad just to be sad
0:25:47 > 0:25:50# Thinking of you
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# Some others I've seen
0:25:53 > 0:25:55# Might never be mean... #
0:25:55 > 0:25:57LADIES SCREAM
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# They might never be cross PHONE RINGS
0:25:59 > 0:26:04# Or try to be boss What they wouldn't do
0:26:04 > 0:26:07# Nobody else gave me a thrill
0:26:07 > 0:26:11# With all your faults I love you still
0:26:11 > 0:26:15# It had to be you Wonderful you
0:26:15 > 0:26:18# It had to be you
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# Some others I've seen
0:26:24 > 0:26:27# They might never be mean
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# Might never be cross Or try to be the big boss
0:26:31 > 0:26:35# What they wouldn't do
0:26:35 > 0:26:38# There ain't nobody else That gives me a thrill
0:26:38 > 0:26:43# With all your faults I love you still
0:26:43 > 0:26:45# It had to be you Wonderful you
0:26:45 > 0:26:50# It had to be you. #
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Oh, get a room you two!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59What makes you think I want to give you an expose?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Blind Faith? Charity?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08This had better not play tinkly music.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Anyone home?- Mum!
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Mum?
0:27:11 > 0:27:12I'm busy.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15You wouldn't be BUSY having unprotected sex, would you?
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