0:00:30 > 0:00:32'We haven't even got a moving date yet.'
0:00:32 > 0:00:35No, but when we do, I want everything to be in place.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- It doesn't have to be today. - Yes, it does.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Cos I have taken today off specially so we can go to the garden centre.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Together.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I just want a quiet day at home.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47To do what?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Catch up on the Sunday papers.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52You mean sit on the bog for hours on end.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56I've just got off nights and you know it takes me a few days to...
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- to re-regulate.- Don't be such a big baby.- What's up?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Backed up, your dad's bowels. - Ugh!- Karen, do you mind?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Where are you going?- Lecture.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Oh, no, that's this afternoon. I've checked your timetable this morning -
0:01:10 > 0:01:14you two are packing up your stuff and labelling it for the removal men
0:01:14 > 0:01:19and WE are going to the garden centre to get new stuff for the new house!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Oh, good morning, Doctor Tyler. You are early bird today?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Yeah, I've got some catching up to do.- Music to my ears!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Here we are, Mrs Tembe,
0:01:29 > 0:01:30a cup of Fujians's finest
0:01:30 > 0:01:31for Letherbridge's finest.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Oh, thank you, Doctor Carter, that is kind of you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- What are you gawping at?- Nothing.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Haven't you got some, "catching up" to do?- Right.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Ready to leave in an hour, Rob!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, can you get that?! I'm on the phone.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:00 > 0:02:02All right, all right, give it a rest!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm not registered deaf, you know!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Salut.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Karen!
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Remember when we signed Imogen up for that French exchange.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28We?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Last year we signed up when money was a bit tight.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Then we discussed it and you cancelled, didn't you?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You did cancel, Karen?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm sure I did.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Well, that begs the question, why are they here?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Did you find the bathroom all right?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Oui.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm glad somebody did.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Oh, no, non, erm... Non fumee...
0:02:57 > 0:02:58in the house!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Je t'ai dit qu'on aurait du aller Londres.- Oui.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Sorry.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Non parlez vous.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Jack! Immie!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15She say we are 'appy to be in your city.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16What's up?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24MUSIC: "Je T'aime...Moi Non Plus" by Serge Gainsbourg
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Your mother forgot to cancel the French exchange.- Not now, Rob.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Erm, Claudine, Didier, this is Jack, Imogen...
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Bonjour.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Hi.- Salut.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02How long are they staying?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- They aren't.- Mum?!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Because your mother is going to call the agency
0:04:07 > 0:04:09and clear up this misunderstanding.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Aren't you?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Immie, this has gone beyond a joke. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- How much longer?- Two minutes!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Rob!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- This is...- Sheila Foster!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Managing Directrice of Entente Culturelle, delighted to meet you.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Yeah, has my wife has explained
0:04:56 > 0:04:58that there's been a terrible administrative error?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Not on my part.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03And I'm sure we can sort this out.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I'm sure we can.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09The question is when? I mean, they can hardly camp out in the office
0:05:09 > 0:05:11while I sort this mess out, can they?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Well, they can hardly stay here.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Ah, well...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17It's very interesting you should say that
0:05:17 > 0:05:22because, you see, technically speaking, they can.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27As I have all the required paperwork SIGNED by Mrs Hollins.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32That is, except for the cancellation form
0:05:32 > 0:05:34and I believe, you cashed our cheque?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- No, know I did not cash... - On 17th Janaury.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well done, Karen.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50The thing is, we don't have enough room here.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54That is indeed the thing.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56You see, at Entente Culturelle,
0:05:56 > 0:06:02we guarantee our clients five-star host family accommodation.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, well, that is a shame.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I suppose they'll just have to make do here
0:06:08 > 0:06:09until I can sort this mess out.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Unfortunately, it may take a couple of days.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Couple of days?- Cool.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I've cross-checked all the referrals and contacted everyone on the list, bar four,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31who I hope to get hold of today.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Good, let that be a lesson to you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39You're hovering, Doctor Tyler.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- I wanted your advice about a patient.- Uh-huh.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49A woman, early 50s, middle class, professional...
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- not the obvious type you'd expect.- Expect what?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Was a victim of domestic abuse.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00And you know this for a fact?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02The evidence points that way.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04And she sought your advice?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06No.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Therein lies your answer. We're physicians, not the police.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14So I shouldn't raise it with her?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17It's NOT your remit.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You see I don't believe that and I don't think you do either.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23But that's your advice?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Well, my advice to you is
0:07:25 > 0:07:29if I were you and IF I valued my future and my career,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I would think very carefully
0:07:32 > 0:07:38before making slanderous accusations based on half-baked hunches.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Is that all?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yes, Doctor Carter.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I know that it's a bit small and you will be on a camp bed
0:07:55 > 0:07:57but it's only for a few nights.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59C'est vraiment moche.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Cool room.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Thanks.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Oh, you can't smoke cos my parents...
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I hope you two are not going to be sitting around all day
0:08:17 > 0:08:21cos your dad needs peace and quiet.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Why don't you take Claudine and Didier out and show them the sights?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I'll bung you some cash.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Done.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34So, what do you guys want to do?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38'Ow do you make fun here?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Depends what you're into.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Music? There's always loads of gigs on at the university.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45And the art's really good.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48We've got The Barber Institute and some great installations.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Or we could to the Mail Box...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Demande-lui ou on peut se procurer de la boue.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55We just want to 'ang out?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01MUSIC: "Je T'aime...Moi Non Plus" by Serge Gainsbourg
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Diamond lattice or framed willow?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Rob?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Framed willow.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Do you think two metres is enough?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15You decide.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- I'm sure you already have. - Where are you going? DOOR OPENS
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, for... Can't it wait?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I don't choose the moment, Karen, the moment chooses me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28You having a good time?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Yeah.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Well, you weren't out long?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34It was...boring.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Is OK if I 'ave shower?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Of course.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49"It was boring!"
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Oh!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Hello! Foxtrot to base?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I said, "Do you want a biscuit?"
0:11:04 > 0:11:06No, thanks. Moment on the lips...
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Hiya.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Hi.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Nice weekend?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Yeah, it was good. Yours?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Yeah, great, except for Mandy crying on my shoulder for half of it.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25If she doesn't float your boat, then just tell her.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Sorry, am I missing something?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Well, you abandoned her at the football
0:11:29 > 0:11:32and you didn't text her all weekend.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Right, Mandy floats my boat just fine, thanks.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Not that it's really any of your business.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40She's my friend.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Doesn't give you the right to interfere.- Yeah, it does.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47It's what mates do, they interfere.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Probably when they shouldn't.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Freya, just, please, just don't mess her around.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07ROCK MUSIC
0:12:07 > 0:12:08FEMALE MOANING
0:12:10 > 0:12:11HE COUGHS
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Salut.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17FEMALE MOANING
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Mrs Hollins?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Sheila Foster from Entente Culturelle.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Hi, Sheila.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35'And how are things going at your end?'
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Fine.- 'Good. Good.'
0:12:38 > 0:12:40The thing is, Mrs Hollins,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I've received a complaint from Didier and Claudine.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Excuse me?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Here's the nub.
0:12:47 > 0:12:53Entente Culturelle promises its clients a fully-rounded cultural exchange.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55What, and we're not cultural enough for 'em?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Oh, I don't think they mean that at all!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Although they are from very good families.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Didier's father is a Directeur Generale
0:13:02 > 0:13:06'and Claudine's is a plastic surgeon.'
0:13:06 > 0:13:09On the bright side, at least they won't be with you for long.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yeah, how are you getting on with that?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I've a couple of possibilities.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Including a very nice family from Sutton Coldfield,
0:13:18 > 0:13:19who would be very suitable.
0:13:19 > 0:13:25'In the meantime, maybe you could offer them a few entertainments?'
0:13:25 > 0:13:30A taste of life in a traditional English family, as it were?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Right.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Hi, Imogen.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43What are you doing?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Voila!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- CLAUDINE SCREAMS - Monsieur? Please.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- He's crashed my computer, downloading porn and now I've got a virus.- Is that all?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21He's in my room doing it for real!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23He's up there, doing it?!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- I'll going to have to change the sheets.- I'm not having this, Jack.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Do something.- Like what?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- I don't know, tell them to stop.- You do it! I didn't invite them here.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Karen, I demand the right to have some peace and quiet
0:14:34 > 0:14:35in my own bathroom!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Oh, calm down, we'll manage. It's only a couple of days or so.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- You having a good time, son?- Oui.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58You know, it's SUCH a shame that we've only got you for a couple of days.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59It's not so bad.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I think we decide we will stay.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Karen, I want them out of this house TODAY!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Got any suggestions?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16No, but...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19if we put our heads together, I'm sure we can come up with something.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32PHONE BEEPS
0:15:51 > 0:15:52PHONE BEEPS
0:16:04 > 0:16:05PHONE BEEPS
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Are you serious?- Well, you can count me out, I've got a lecture.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31No, no, this has to be an entire family effort.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33What happens if you don't show up?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Well, I'll get a written warning.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38We'll take it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh, here they are!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Sit down, kids!
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Now, we understand that you would like a taste of traditional English family life.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Well, get your stuff together cos we are going out!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55You might want to change your shoes, love.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Where are we going?- Wait and see.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06In you get.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Il se paie ma tete, ou quoi?
0:17:08 > 0:17:09All of us?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11We'll have to squash up. Come on!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26All set?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# Goodbye, don't you cry I'm goin' to Louisiana
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# To buy a coondog and a big fat hog And marry Suzianna
0:17:40 > 0:17:44# Sing-song ding-dong I'll take a trip to China
0:17:44 > 0:17:49# Cornbread and butterbeans Then back to North Carolina
0:17:49 > 0:17:53# Cornbread and butterbeans And you across the table
0:17:53 > 0:17:57# Eatin' them beans and makin' love as long as I am able
0:17:57 > 0:18:02# Growin' corn and cotton too and when the day is over
0:18:02 > 0:18:06# Ride the mule and cut the fool and love again all over
0:18:22 > 0:18:23CLAUDINE SCREAMS
0:18:23 > 0:18:28# Wearing shoes and drinking booze It goes against the Bible
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# A necktie will make you die And cause you lots of trouble
0:18:32 > 0:18:36# Street cars and whisky bars And kissing pretty women
0:18:36 > 0:18:40# Women, yeah, that's the end Of a terrible beginning
0:18:40 > 0:18:45# And cornbread and butterbeans And you across the table
0:18:45 > 0:18:49# Eatin' them beans and makin' love As long as I am able
0:18:58 > 0:19:02# Growin' corn and cotton too And when the day is over... #
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- I'll get the supper on. - Great, what are we having?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I thought something traditionally English!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Right, you lot, put that stuff in the garage.- Righto, Dad.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19SHE SINGS
0:19:22 > 0:19:23DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Oh, come on!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31- Hi.- Hi!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Oh, you look wonderful. - Oh, thank you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What's this?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Oh, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Come straight through.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Ooh, I hope you're all hungry!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Il est grand temps.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Very.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03Let us take a moment to reflect on what the day has brought to us.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Just wait a minute!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18And what text have you chosen to read for us today?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's a reading from Descartes' Meditations.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Oh, excellent choice! Off you go, son.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27"Of the things of which we may doubt.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32"Several years have now elapsed since I first became aware that I had accepted,
0:20:32 > 0:20:35"even from my youth, many false opinions for true
0:20:35 > 0:20:40"and that, consequently, what I afterward based on such principles was highly doubtful.
0:20:40 > 0:20:46"And from that time I was convinced of the necessity of undertaking, once in my life,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49"to rid myself of all the opinions I had adopted, and of..."
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Er, and that's it. It's a bit of a mess.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- That wallpaper's great. - That was here when I moved in.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I'm not much of a homemaker, really.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03What you see is what you get with me.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12"..any light of day,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14"should prove inadequate to dispel the darkness
0:21:14 > 0:21:17"that will arise from the difficulties that have now been raised."
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Right then. OK.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26So, we call these crepes, chicken and mushroom flavour.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28One over here, lovely...
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Can you catch?- Yeah.- Wahey!- Yummy!
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Erm, I only had time for the corner shop. So...
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- beer or white wine? - Erm, wine, thanks.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I hear Kevin's in the doghouse.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Not you as well!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59He's a victim of the system as much as anything else.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Tell me about it! Choose and book is a flipping nightmare.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Yeah, but it's him that gets it in the neck again.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11They can't see past his cocky-little-sod routine.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- Underneath it all... - All right, I believe you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I got some crisps as well, er...
0:22:20 > 0:22:22and somewhere I've got a bowl.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Oh, no, no, no, not for me, I'm saving myself for me tea!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28What we having?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Er...right...
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Er, will...fishfingers and baked beans do you?
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Erm, you know what,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45maybe I'll just pick up some chips on my way to Craft Group.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Right, well, I'm sorry if I'm not up to your expectations.
0:22:50 > 0:22:55I was expecting a nice meal with someone I like.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56It's not complicated.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58If an empty fridge is going to put you off,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I don't think this is ever going to work!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04It's not the contents of the fridge that's putting me off,
0:23:04 > 0:23:05it's the attitude.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I'm sorry, I'm just not used to this relationship stuff.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Right, thanks. Well, at least I know where I stand.- Mand!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Mand, that's not what I meant.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Erm, what I meant was...
0:23:22 > 0:23:23..you know that I really like you
0:23:23 > 0:23:28but most of my relationships, they've been...
0:23:28 > 0:23:32more, "Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" than...you know.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36So I'm just having a bit of trouble
0:23:36 > 0:23:38getting my head round coupledom again.
0:23:40 > 0:23:46OK, well, tell you what, you take some time to get your head round it
0:23:46 > 0:23:50and if you decide to act your age. Give me a call, yeah?
0:23:54 > 0:23:58MUSIC: "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge
0:23:58 > 0:23:59You all right there?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Dad, left foot green.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- ROB PASSES WIND - Ooh, pardonez moi!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10THE HOLLINS'S LAUGH Better out than in.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- He's just come back off nights. - Takes him a while to re-regulate.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Yes.- Working late?
0:24:39 > 0:24:44This hovering is becoming a bit of a habit, Doctor Tyler.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Yeah, sorry.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Look, I just wanted you to know that if you want to talk...
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- I beg your pardon?- Well, not to me but to Elaine or one of the...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Do you imagine, I have any idea what you're wittering about?
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Look it's nothing to be ashamed of...- I'd stop now, if I were you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Would you, though? If it were me or Freya or anyone else?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- How dare you...?- These things escalate. Last time, it was a cut on the head...
0:25:07 > 0:25:11One step too far, Doctor Tyler!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- I'm issuing you with a written warning.- What?!
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Backdated, with detailed notes why you are not fit for this job!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18You can't...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21One whiff of this to anyone and not only will you be fired,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23but I will make sure that you are struck off.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Now, GET OUT!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Before I throw you out! - I'm trying...- Get out!
0:25:28 > 0:25:29GET OUT!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35MUSIC: "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" By Edith Piaf
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I thought the place was empty. You're not going to give me any trouble?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I always said I would go back to work as soon as he was born.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Not this soon, though.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Oh, hi, Doctor Elaine Cassidy.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41I assumed Harry was alone?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44How can you be so dismissive? This is our son we're talking about.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47I would stop right there, if I were you.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I'm going to walk through that door and you're not going to stop me.
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