Last Tango

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0:00:29 > 0:00:31THUMPING

0:00:33 > 0:00:34PHONE RINGS

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Yes, hello? Yes, speaking.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I've paid the electricity.

0:00:47 > 0:00:53Yesterday. I suggest you check your system again, then.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Aww, not still hungry, are you?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- He loves his mummy. - His mummy loves him.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13But she's prepared to give you up to a nanny.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Daddy isn't prepared to give up his career to look after you every day

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- but he thinks that Mummy should. - He needs his mother.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22His mother needs to work because his mother is not ONLY a mother,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24but a capable woman who can manage...

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- PHONE RINGS - ..looking after a child AND career, like millions of others do!

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Hello?- You'll be pleased to have someone to play with, won't you?

0:01:32 > 0:01:36And we'll find you a nanny with a good sense of humour

0:01:36 > 0:01:40and no dirty habits. You're going to have a wonderful time.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Well, that's just great. They've double-booked the venue.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Then, you'll have to find somewhere else.- When?

0:01:46 > 0:01:52It's this afternoon! I've got a paperwork morning but I said I'd see a patient and I can't put her off.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I'll do it.- No.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Why not? Who is it?- Ruby Jacobs.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- She's been my patient for nearly three years.- You've got your hands full here. I can manage.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Don't be silly. You've got your Botox promotional thing to sort out. I can do it all.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10No.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23DOOR OPENS, BELL TINGS

0:02:23 > 0:02:26We're closed. Can't you see the sign?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Ellie.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Daniel.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- You've changed. - I hope so. It's been four years!

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- How are you?- Fine, thanks.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Great.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can I have a coffee?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46No.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- The machine's not warmed up yet.- Oh.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Don't look at me like that! - Like what?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56You know.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I didn't think I'd see you again.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04I don't, er, touch that stuff any more.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- None of it.- Must be hard.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10My life's...

0:03:10 > 0:03:11What's her name?

0:03:11 > 0:03:17Zara. And I go to Gamblers Anonymous now.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Oh! I tried that. It was irritating.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22How did you manage it?

0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's a mug's game, Daniel. I'm not a mug.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29No.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Has that machine warmed up yet?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Er, the machine is broken. I'm getting it fixed later.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43That night...

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I waited for you in the hotel and you didn't come back.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- You knew that I was on the run. - Not from me.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52I'm sorry.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57What do you want, Daniel?

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Um... I came in here because I need a venue for a marketing event

0:04:03 > 0:04:06this afternoon. I think this place would be perfect.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08As would you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- You used to be in events, didn't you?- Was.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14It's well paid. We could help each other out.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I'm not a party girl any more.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20You don't want to earn two-and-a-half grand?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Goodbye, Daniel.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Good morning.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, sorry! What can I do for you?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Isn't he lovely!

0:04:44 > 0:04:49I wish I could have given you better news. I'm sorry.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's OK, dear.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55We'll do everything to make you as comfortable as possible.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- You have family, don't you? - Two sons, yes.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02And are they...?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Attentive? When it suits them.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Would you like a pear drop?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Thank you.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Mmm.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32I can arrange for the Macmillan nurses to visit you at home.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Do you like the taste?

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Yes. I'd forgotten about the very peculiar sweetness they have.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I'll get morphine?- Yes.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46You won't feel any pain.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Oh! I wish I could leave you some, but it looks like we've had the last.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I shall just have to savour this one, then, won't I?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02How long?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05There are no absolutes,

0:06:05 > 0:06:09but I would say between three to six months.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17Next time I come, I'll have to bring you a whole bag of pear drops.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'll look forward to it.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29If you want my advice, dear,

0:06:29 > 0:06:32always look for the beauty in life.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37It's there. You just have to keep your eyes out for it.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'll see you next time.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47And don't forget those pear drops.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I don't want a new machine. I just want a new part.

0:06:59 > 0:07:0260 quid?! For labour alone?!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You're ruining my life!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Are you all right?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Fine.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Hey...

0:07:28 > 0:07:33who would pay that price for a handbag?!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Well, those ones... These ones are tacky,

0:07:35 > 0:07:40but that one is a beautiful piece of equipment.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43But I would want it diamond-encrusted for that price.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Exquisite, understated, perfectly finished design.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48I want it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51But it's not very practical now, is it?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Now?

0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Well, everything changes when you've had a baby, doesn't it? - It doesn't have to, no.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, but it just does.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04You have to give up certain things.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are you saying that now I have a baby,

0:08:05 > 0:08:09I'm not entitled to my own life, my own job or my own identity, being a mother?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- No, I didn't say that.- Good. I am perfectly capable of doing two jobs

0:08:13 > 0:08:16and carrying two bags.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26See? These things aren't fixed. A hundred quid!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yeah, it's your lucky day!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Give us another one, then. I'm on a roll.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Actually, um...

0:08:40 > 0:08:43you know what? I'm going to quit while the going's good.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I don't want to get carried away.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56You've got one left.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01Thank God! Will you hold it for me till 1pm, please?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Well, what time CAN you hold it until?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06OK, OK, I will be there.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11We are going shopping, baby Joe.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Ooooh...

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Brilliant.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21That's great, thanks. Three o'clock, see you then. Bye-bye.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27You're getting fixed! The man is coming to sort you out at three!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29The holiday's over.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I'll have a latte, please.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I can offer you tea or...

0:09:35 > 0:09:40- That machine's been on the blink for a while now, hasn't it? - That machine is my business.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44What business?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'll have your rent next week.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Yeah, now, where have I heard that before?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Everyone's struggling. - And- I- don't want to.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Two grand, Ellie.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Today.- What?! No! You're not giving me a chance!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03OK. You've got till one o'clock.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Every penny.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Or you can pack your bags and get out.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27No!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29No, no, no, no!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32You said you would hold that bag for me until 11:15am.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Looks like I made it in the nick of time.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Sorry to disappoint you, but...

0:10:36 > 0:10:40I'm not disappointed. I'm going to make a special lady very happy.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Give his money back. - I don't want my money back.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Choose another bag! That one is mine!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Chill out, lady!- Not until you let me have what is rightfully mine.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Back off!- I'm sorry.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I've had a very stressful morning.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Hormones, is it?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Look, I will give you more money than you have just paid for that bag.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- SHE SOBS - Please?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Nice try, lady, but I've been around too long.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Why don't you buy yourself a piece of jewellery? Some nice sparkles.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14You'll soon forget about the bag.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16It always works for me.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I'll do your party.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You don't trust me.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29So, um...

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Zara...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33is she beautiful?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Yeah, she's beautiful.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38She's sharp, funny...

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- kind.- And she knows your history?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yeah. She knows what's past is past.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Good.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52You've come a long way, haven't you?

0:11:52 > 0:11:58Not the wild-eyed fever-gripped Daniel I knew.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You must have really struggled to sort yourself out.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04It was worth it.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10So, um, what sort of people are coming to your event?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Potential Botox clients.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Seekers of eternal youth!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18You could do a Hollywood theme.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Sunset Boulevard. Gin cocktails.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Feathers. Fake caviar.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26You could put old pictures of Gloria Swanson on the walls.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- You should set up your own events company.- Given the chance.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37That is definitely the one.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Does suit my baby face.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Is it the right length for me, though?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45It's perfect! It brings out the twinkle in your eye.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48You think?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Price tag's a bit heavy, though.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53For 24-carat gold, it's a bargain!

0:12:53 > 0:12:57I tell you what, I'll buy the bag back off you,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00and you could use the cash to pay for that.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03It is so very beautiful.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05So is my special lady.

0:13:06 > 0:13:13This necklace... this necklace is timeless.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Girls come and go.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20No.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Bye, baby!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I couldn't get two grand out of the account.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- You're a GP! - You can have a grand up front, OK?

0:13:40 > 0:13:44There goes the vintage gin. But I know a very nice rum that'll do the trick.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- I don't want my clients throwing up in the street.- Just enough to stay the left side of merry.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Are you sure you're going to be all right with all this? - It gives me enough to play with.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55To buy some nice stuff.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57You know, you can come with me if you like.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- If you don't trust me.- No, no. I'll see you at the cafe later.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11MUSIC: "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I thought we already said goodbye.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I bought this for you.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I don't accept presents from stalkers.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36I'll give you the necklace.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39You give me the bag. Everyone's satisfied.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'll tell you what I'll do.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Look at it.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Touch it.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Lick it if you like.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Get it out of your system, lady.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55This bag is not for sale. Not at any price.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58PHONE RINGS

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yeah?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04I can't pick up the kids from school, no.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07I'm busy this afternoon.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Leave it out!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I told you before!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Because you don't listen.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20You.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23You're chatting rubbish.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Look, I don't need this now. I've got things to do.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46'This is Daniel Granger. Please leave a message.'

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Hello, Mike! Don't look so happy to see me.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm not staying long.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Place your bets.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28No more bets, please.

0:16:30 > 0:16:322, black.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34It's going to be all right, Mike.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37It might just be...all right.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41What do you reckon - same again?

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Or, what, red for a change? Give us a sign.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47PHONE RINGS

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Hey, I've got a missed call from you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03'Daniel. I couldn't decide on the Jamaican or Barbadian rum.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05'So I went for the Jamaican.'

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Sounds like the party's already started.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10'Oh...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13'It's just some kids frolicking outside.'

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Ellie, where are you? LINE CUTS OFF

0:17:20 > 0:17:22BABY GURGLES

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Can I have my bag back, please?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I beg your pardon?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Hand it over.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- I'll have to take it off you. - Go ahead. I've got a witness.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Please don't take my handbag!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- But I'm winning! - That's my money on the table.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I had never gambled in my life till I met you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- What? - Yeah. Too wrapped up in yourself.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Then let me help you. Walk out with me now.- I want to play on.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Just one more game. Just one more game.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- I'm going to win! - Who are you trying to kid?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19You've lost half my money!

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Cash these in and walk out with me, you can still work for me this afternoon.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's too late. I can't pay my rent,

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- hence I'm going to be evicted. - How much do you owe? - Two-and-a-half grand.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Is that what you wanted the advance for?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- I didn't know what else to do. - You could have told me!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45You wouldn't have given me the money.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Ellie, did you ever intend to do my event?

0:18:50 > 0:18:54I can still win this. There's still a chance. Not if we play the colours,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56but if we play the numbers.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00What were you going to say when I turned up with clients? Were you going to be there?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04What am I going to tell Zara?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07This was OUR money.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12If we play the numbers, Daniel. You were good at that,

0:19:12 > 0:19:14when you concentrated.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17We could build a strategy. Come on, we can do this.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Get me a drink, would you?

0:19:30 > 0:19:31BABY GURGLES

0:19:33 > 0:19:34What?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Mummy deserves it.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I lost.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Well, you're out of practice. Try again.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57It's gone.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- What, all of it?- All of it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03We were going to build a strategy, not blow it in one.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07No, you can't walk away! You've just lost my rent. Where are you going?!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Daniel! You can't just walk away. I'm going to be evicted.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- I need more cash, OK?- You said you couldn't get any more cash.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21I can get some from the surgery. I need to win it back, for Zara and the baby.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I didn't know you had a baby.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Yeah. He's two weeks old.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28What? No, Daniel, don't.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32- It's fine, it's fine. It's just a small amount.- I can't believe I got you into this.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36You cannot steal money from the surgery account. You'll lose your job.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40What would Zara tell you to do? What would she say to you now?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42And the baby...

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Daniel, what are you doing?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Peaceable re-entry, Ellie. I've changed the locks.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- It might not be so peaceable if... - Whoa! Have you got my money?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I've got an event today.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Not in here, you haven't.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06I'm Daniel Granger. I'm a GP. I've hired this venue for an event this afternoon.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09You've been had.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Daniel Granger?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15You were in the press a while back, weren't you?

0:21:15 > 0:21:20- Weren't you arrested for kidnapping your own child?- The press owe me an apology or two, yes.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22There's no smoke without fire.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I think they might like the one about the landlord

0:21:24 > 0:21:28who evicts his young tenant on the eve of her lucrative career in events.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I look forward to reading it.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Especially as she's offering him more than a quarter of what she owes him.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- That'll do for a start. - Can you let us in first?

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Give me two grand and I will. - My books and my clothes and everything are in there!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- You live here? - Yeah, in the flat upstairs.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- You didn't tell me that. - You didn't ask.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- So your lease isn't solely commercial, then?- No.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56OK, well, first of all you're going to need an eviction letter followed by a court order.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58If you don't allow Ellie re-entry, I'll call the police

0:21:58 > 0:22:01and act as a witness for an unlawful eviction.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I thought you were a doctor. Not a lawyer.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'm full of surprises, me. Come on.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Put the keys down and he'll give you the money.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29If I don't get everything you owe me by tomorrow,

0:22:29 > 0:22:32I'll start legal proceedings.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Where did you get it?

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I didn't play it. Never kid a kidder.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43You!

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Now, look, you've got £100 left. If you make it work this afternoon

0:22:47 > 0:22:51you'll get the rest that you need to pay your rent tomorrow.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Pay the coffee engineer.- OK.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57You know what, I've got a crate of red wine and some crisps.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Think we might need to change the theme.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Is Daniel around? - No, he popped out a while ago.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11There she is!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13My lovely doctor!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Mrs Jacobs! How nice to see you!

0:23:16 > 0:23:22Look at your little baby. Aww! He is beautiful.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Dr Carmichael, this is my baby, came to visit.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30He gave me a lift here so I could bring these for you.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Thank you! That was very kind of you.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Anything for my special lady.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42That bag...

0:23:42 > 0:23:46it looks like the one I saw in that magazine a couple of weeks ago.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Isn't it, Andy?- It's the same one.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51You remember it?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Very clearly.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56He told me I was too old for it, that it was meant for the youth.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Good taste must run in the family.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01That's a very nice chain you're wearing, Andy.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'll sell it to you if you like.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05No. You deserve it.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Mrs Jacobs,

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Andy has been playing a little game with you.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Your considerate son popped in to see me earlier

0:24:14 > 0:24:16to ask for some fashion advice.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20I said I was going into town anyway, and so I would oblige. And...

0:24:20 > 0:24:23This is for you.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30You might not be youth, Mum,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32but it'll still look good on you.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Oh!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44They seem to like the tango theme.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Yep. I never thought I'd see Mrs Henderson with a rose in her mouth!

0:24:47 > 0:24:52- She asked me to do her daughter's birthday next week.- Great! You'd better pay your rent, then.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Oh, I will.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- I might even go to your irritating GA meetings too.- Good.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Yeah?

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Can we cut in?

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Yeah! I was just keeping him warmed up for you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Would you? Thank you.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Good event. Well done.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22I'm sure if they could move their faces, they'd all look very happy!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24It's all gone very well. How are you?

0:25:24 > 0:25:28How was your day with Mummy? You're going to miss her, aren't you?

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Mummy is calling a ceasefire for the afternoon.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Great! And how was your morning?

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Absolutely fine. We managed to do it all.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Mrs Jacobs?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43So sad.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Really makes you think.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49I had forgotten

0:25:49 > 0:25:52what a beautiful dancer you are.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57And the night is still so very young.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Hey, little man.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Heston's got the trots.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Look me in the eye and deny it.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Stuffed turkey roll? All I need!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Are you compatible in the bedroom department?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22There's no complaints from me!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25I take the reputation of the practice seriously

0:26:25 > 0:26:26even if YOU don't.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29You're covered in poop! How did that happen?!

0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Isn't this about compromise? - I don't do compromise.

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