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0:01:13 > 0:01:15PHONE RINGS

0:01:15 > 0:01:20'This is the answerphone of Dr Heston Carter. I'm not available...'

0:01:20 > 0:01:21He's not answering.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Who?- Heston. - He's probably gone out.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I've tried his mobile too, both go through to voice mail.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I've been getting that as well.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I should've gone to see him after surgery.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36I shouldn't worry. Mrs Tembe went round took him something to eat.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44On the other hand...

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Say hello from me.- Yep.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54# All the boys and the girls

0:01:54 > 0:01:55# They got it going on

0:01:55 > 0:01:59# And when the beat kicks in you feel it in your bones

0:01:59 > 0:02:04# And when the basement cracks and the needle drops

0:02:04 > 0:02:07# You can't turn back and you just can't stop

0:02:07 > 0:02:10# All the boys and the girls... #

0:02:10 > 0:02:13So how's it hanging?

0:02:13 > 0:02:17All good, my man. My list of clients gets longer by the day.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Why do men bother with hair plugs? Accept they're losing their barnets?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- If they did I'd be out of a job. - But it's so obvious.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Not with my new techniques.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a cutting-edge rug maker. - Trichologist.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Whatever!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Here he is.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37- All right, boys?- Duncan.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42You should've seen my last client, serious case of verbal diarrhoea.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Gorgeous, un latte, s'il vous plait.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Same again.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Right then,

0:02:47 > 0:02:53let's talk about something interesting - me(!)

0:02:53 > 0:02:56CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:56 > 0:02:57DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Hello.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Hi.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Come through.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09MUSIC BLARES

0:03:09 > 0:03:13I just thought I'd pop by to see if you were...

0:03:13 > 0:03:16..just to see...

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Heston, would you mind?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm rather busy, is there anything in particular you wanted?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25No, not really. I just wanted to see how you were,

0:03:25 > 0:03:26and if you needed anything.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Very kind of you. I have everything I need.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I am absolutely fine, thank you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35We're very worried about you.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Sad, pathetic, Heston.- No, nobody thinks anything of the kind.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- What do you think?- Well, everyone's very shocked, they feel...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Sorry for me.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47No!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I feel as if I've let you down.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I saw the changes in you, I saw the bruises and didn't think for one minute...

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Why would you? Why would any man allow themselves to go through that?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Have you been to the police?- No.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Why not?- I want to forget it.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, I can understand that,

0:04:05 > 0:04:09but it's not just about you is it?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Marina deals with vulnerable families day in, day out

0:04:13 > 0:04:15and not just at our surgery.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19I think in light of what she's done you should consider a formal complaint.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Lay bear my humiliation to the police and the medical profession?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Don't you think it's your duty?

0:04:25 > 0:04:30All my life I've done my bloody duty. Where's it got me?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yes!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Another one bites the dust!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Legal pusher?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Pharmaceutical executive, if you don't mind.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Salesman, more like.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Still selling those hairy head warmers?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Steady Dunc. With that cross combing, you'll be a client soon.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Ladies, please!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What brings you up here anyway?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Our biggest client wanted to deal with the main man.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00That's right. He's on holiday, so I guess they sent you(!)

0:05:00 > 0:05:04So how come you're skiving? Aren't you meant to be saving a life or two?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- I've been given a couple of days off.- What for?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09No reason.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Smells iffy to me. What do you reckon, Piers? - You been touching up patients?

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- What d'you think I am?- Oh, please don't tell me you've been kicked out

0:05:17 > 0:05:20in favour of that frumpy dumpy Freya?

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Give it a rest.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I had to say something to one of the doctors at the surgery,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27and because of what I said, it hit the fan,

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- and now I'm keeping a low profile. - What did you say?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35The doctor was in an abusive relationship.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37And you spilled the beans?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I had to. He was taking it out on me.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43He made a complaint over something I'd done. No choice.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Did you say "He"?- Leave it.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- So "he" the one being abused? - Yes.- By a woman?

0:05:49 > 0:05:53What a wuss!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Was she bigger?- One of those situations. It DOES happen.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58It's not only women that get abused.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01What did she do, pull his hair and pinch his nips?

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- That's not funny. - Relax. It's hilarious!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Whay-hay-hay!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I wouldn't mind getting beaten up by those.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18DOOR KNOCKS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Hi.- Hello you.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- You all right?- Yeah.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26This is really nice.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28It's Zara's really.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32So you haven't even got your own room?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34There's me thinking you're all successful.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oi!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41TEXT ALERT

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ah. It can't have.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Problem?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I made enquires about this flat.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51It's cheaper than mine but it's already gone.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Right.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I'm not just saying this because of us

0:06:59 > 0:07:02but I have been thinking about getting a lodger.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07So, why don't you move in with me?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09You serious?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17OK, you're on. I'll pack my stuff tonight after craft class.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Great.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Right, you ready to go?- Yeah, yeah.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Stitch and Bitch here we come.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Actually we don't call it that. - Oh, I thought it was ironic.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32No, it's just a bit negative.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- (Sorry.)- Shall we?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Onwards.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Still driving around in this old thing?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- It's got class, you philistine. - Yeah, second!

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Do me a favour, mate.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54What? No, no, no more loans, you already owe me a grand.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Come on, what's a grand between friends?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Debbie's just text me. She's flying in for a few hours.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04She's at Birmingham Airport. It's been a week since we've...

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yeah, so?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well, lend me your keys.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09No!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Come on, mate, I'd do it for you.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Cheers.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Debs?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23You say you're seeing Debs? But you just got engaged to Lucy.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Who's Lucy? - Nice one, Piers.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29His fiancee, lives in London.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Solicitor, blond hair, long legs, his usual...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33You're two timing Debs?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35There's plenty to go around.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38She's one of my oldest friends. I thought you two were together!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Come off it, mate, she's just a bird I pulled.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- She'll go ballistic. Give me my keys back.- No way, amigo.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Duncan!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Prat!

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- Sorry, mate. Thought you knew. - No, he kept it quiet, and now I know why.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I'm not going to let him treat her like a piece of meat. Piers, we need...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Piers!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I need some new mates.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Just give it a try, if you don't like it,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I promise I won't drag you back.- It's fine.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20And you'll really like Red.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- Red? Is she a Garfield?- What? - A ginger nut, a copper top,

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Evening, ladies.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Hiya.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- That was her, wasn't it?- (Yeah).

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Thanks for that. We'll catch up later.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I've got to go.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Hey, gorgeous. Go on, jump in.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Thank you.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY

0:10:03 > 0:10:05This looks like fun!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh, Red.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10This is Freya.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Very nice to meet you!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Thank you.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18The corridor before, I'm really sorry.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Little bit nervous and your name, which is unusual,

0:10:21 > 0:10:24it suits you. Not that you're...

0:10:24 > 0:10:27It's nothing exciting, my surname's Redman, it just got shortened.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Right, let's get you started.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36How would you like to try some bead craft? Mandy's a dab hand.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Yeah.- I'll just clear you a space.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40(Whoopee!)

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Hi! Fran.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Hey love, I'm Freya. I'm with Man...

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- We've heard a lot about you. - Great(!)

0:11:00 > 0:11:04So, what do you think?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07It's... that's really good.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Does that look like an apple to you? - Definitely.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16And I love the grapes, they're really life like.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I haven't painted grapes.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25No. But if you had, then they'd look really good.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35We've got two hours before I need to be back to the airport.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Well then, let's get ready for take off.

0:11:42 > 0:11:48Dunccy, I've been thinking, why don't I sell my flat in London and move in with you?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50No.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53I mean, wh-wh-why would you want to do that?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Because - it's what couples do.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06You do love me, don't you?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I mean really, really love me, Dunccy?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Why don't you just sit back,

0:12:14 > 0:12:18and let Dunccy show you how much.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47What's that?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50We're making a quilt for a charity auction.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53We all do our bit you know, as and when we can.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55All the money goes to the LCH.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Letherbridge Children's Hospice. Good work.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Mand...

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Mand...

0:13:10 > 0:13:12they're all staring at me.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19They know we're a couple, you see. Just weighing you up.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Great.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Freya...- Yeah?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Can I put your name down for the art class?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Yeah, course you can.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31They're looking for nude models.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Are you OK?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Now, where were we?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- I feel sick.- Sick?

0:14:02 > 0:14:07I had a tuna pasta bake and cherry cheese cake and custard at the airport.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09and what with all the wine I...

0:14:19 > 0:14:22That's looking really good.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24You're a bad liar.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Oh? No, it's erm... abstract.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Does it matter? At least you're giving it a go.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- You could at least pretend to be enjoying it.- I am.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40I'm just not the creative type.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45I'm not very good at five-a-side football, but I got on with it,

0:14:45 > 0:14:46for you.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Mand...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Please someone. Quickly. - What've you done?

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- I've been working on that for over a month.- I'm sorry.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- If we can get the water off it. - It's a watercolour!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Don't, don't. Just leave it. You're making it worse.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Freya, you're using patches from the quilt.- I was going to give that to my mum.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Have you got time to buy her something else?- Buy her something?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Why do you think I come here? I can't afford to buy presents, I make them.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Look, I'll give you the money.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I don't want your money. I wanted this for my mum.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41You OK?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Go away.- Debs?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45SHE RETCHES

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Are you sure you've got enough?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52What? My clients like me to look smart.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Breathe confidence - who am I to let them down?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58It's got nothing to do with the designer labels?

0:15:58 > 0:15:59PHONE RINGS

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Duncan.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03What?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Kev, you've got to get back here asap!- 'Why?'

0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's Debs. She's not well, mate.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12She's in the bathroom puking up and she won't let me in.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I don't know what to do, mate, I don't know what to do.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17'OK. This is very important.'

0:16:17 > 0:16:19There's a very nasty tummy bug going round.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23I need to know whether the sick is smooth or lumpy.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Duncan, get a grip, OK?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28'I need to know what I'm dealing with. What's it smell like?'

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Duncan?

0:16:31 > 0:16:35We need to get back to my place now. Come on!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39How is she?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I think I should go home.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48You'll do no such thing. Accidents happen.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51No, I was clumsy.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54I should've taken more care and I had no idea

0:16:54 > 0:16:55how much it meant to her.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Fran's just feeling a little fragile. Her mum's not too well.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04Mandy's not going to want to bring me again. I've shown her up.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Do you want to come again?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Honestly?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I thought it was going to be awful.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14But it's been OK.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- I am really sorry about your painting.- Forget it, I overreacted.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35No, you didn't. I would have done exactly the same.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Red just told me about your mum.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43What's wrong with her?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Not being nosy, that's a doctor's habit!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52She... she's been down a bit lately.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Nana died a couple of months ago. Mum and her were like that.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58She really misses her.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Has she been to see a bereavement counsellor?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Not her kind of thing, but she needs to.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I thought the painting might cheer her up a bit.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10It was a lovely idea.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Who's her GP?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Doctor Bond.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20He left ages ago. That's at the surgery where I work.

0:18:20 > 0:18:26Why don't you persuade her to pop in and see me?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- You can come as well if you want to. - What will you do?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Just talk,

0:18:32 > 0:18:33take it from there.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Thanks.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Pleasure.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Open the window, give her some air.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- What have you done to her? - Nothing.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49She's worse than I thought. Why didn't you call an ambulance?

0:18:49 > 0:18:53She had a dodgy lunch, drunk too much wine, hardly an emergency, is it?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Since when did you become a doctor?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58She is going to be OK, isn't she?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I don't know. I've got to examine her. Out.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You all right?

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Bit of a sore throat from the pretend vomiting, but otherwise cool.- Everything OK?

0:19:10 > 0:19:14It's a bit touch and go mate, but I'll do what I can. Groan.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16SHE RETCHES VIOLENTLY

0:19:16 > 0:19:21You'll be all right, Debs, everything's going to be OK.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I wouldn't thank you for keeping it from me.- I didn't know about her.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31I believe you. Thank you, Kevin.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35I think I knew I was being used, but you kid yourself, don't you?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I really liked him.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Heston?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48He's very angry.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I expect he's angry with himself for putting up with the violence.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Must be so embarrassed.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Not quite sure what to do.

0:19:57 > 0:20:02- If he wants us, we'll be here for him.- No, I mean about Marina

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- What do you want to do? - Well, I want her out of here.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07But Heston refuses to make an official complaint,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09and without that I can't...

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Sorry to interrupt.

0:20:13 > 0:20:18It's just I've handed in my notice to the PCT.

0:20:19 > 0:20:24I think it's all been more of a strain than I ever thought it would.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27You know, the NHS changes,

0:20:27 > 0:20:30the workload, the hours,

0:20:30 > 0:20:32it's really taken its toll on me

0:20:32 > 0:20:36and I've decided to go for early retirement.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I see.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43It'll be with immediate effect,

0:20:43 > 0:20:48- I'll tell the other practices I've been working for, too.- Good.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50You're making some big changes.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yes.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Was there anything else?

0:20:58 > 0:20:59No.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Problem solved.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16How is she?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18She's er...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21She's... I don't know how to tell you this.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23What? Just tell me.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28- She's...- Found out what a slimy, two-timing, liar you are.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Debs, just get off me.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Calm down, I can explain, I can explain everything.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34No need.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37You were having me on.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41You two planned all this? Worth it, was it?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Have a good old laugh at my expense?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45My expense, actually.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48As I was the one you were taking for a ride.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52(You're supposed to be my mate.)

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Anyone fancy a cuppa?- I bet you were in on it.- On what?

0:21:54 > 0:21:59Leave Piers out of this. I'm the one who told Debs, she's the one who wanted to teach you a lesson.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- One you won't forget in a hurry, Dunccy.- Dunccy?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Shut up. Look, I thought you were dying.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08No wonder you were thrown out of medical school.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Thanks for reminding me, mate.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12You had it coming, mate.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Maybe we should all... - BOTH: Shut up.

0:22:15 > 0:22:20So come on then, tell me what you really think of me.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22I can handle it, bring it on.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26All right. You are either always putting people down

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- or taking the mick out of them. - No, I'm not.- BOTH: Yes, you are.

0:22:29 > 0:22:35Take that doctor I told you about. In a nasty abusive relationship. All you do is take the Michael.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Yeah, well I ask you, how can you call yourself a man,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40if you let a woman beat you up?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42You need to have more respect, Dunccy.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Ow! A pearl of wisdom from Piers.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49That's as rare as Kevin getting his leg over.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51That's incorrect.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55There's that doctor, Freya. He had sex with her three times in one... night.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59You had sex with Freya?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03It was just a one night thing, but yeah, I admit it.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05And you admit it?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yeah, what's so funny about that?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Mate, you need your eyes tested.

0:23:10 > 0:23:15You'd better get out, Dunccy, before I knock you out!

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Shame you didn't punch him. He deserved it.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Second time I've grassed someone up this week. Not a good feeling.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45The easy out, is to say nothing.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48But what if I only blabbed to save my own neck?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- Not so virtuous is it? - Depends. Can't be feeling that bad about Dunccy,

0:23:52 > 0:23:54so who's the other one?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57That doctor Duncan was taking the... out of...

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I don't know, I just...

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Couldn't stand by and do nothing.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06I should've kept my mouth shut. I can't face him, Debs.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10OK, say you said nothing, and one day his girlfriend half kills him.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Are you saying you could face him then?

0:24:13 > 0:24:18You're not the type to look the other way while someone's being hurt.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I thought you and I were over earlier, the way you were looking at me.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Yeah, well, really means a lot to me, this place.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39I wanted my friends to like you, and for you to like them too.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41I do.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45I was trying to make a good first impression, that's why I made such a pig's ear out of it.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48You're telling me.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Anyway, you don't have to come again.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52But I want to.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Night.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59The women, the banter,

0:24:59 > 0:25:03it's been great, apart from the...

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Yeah. All right, let's not go there.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I want to see what the quilt looks like when it's finished..

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I do!

0:25:11 > 0:25:13I get it.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16The creativity.

0:25:16 > 0:25:22It does draw you in and I know it's in your DNA.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24I get it.

0:25:25 > 0:25:30Red, would you mind if I wrote about this place in my blog?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33I don't see why not.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Ooh! You really have got the bug, haven't you?

0:25:36 > 0:25:41- I would be careful what I said if I was you.- Me?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Going to write about you as well.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Us moving in together, our relationship,

0:25:48 > 0:25:49can't wait.

0:25:49 > 0:25:54If you two get married, can I make the wedding dress?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Red!- Yeah!

0:26:00 > 0:26:04- Heston...- I really can't stop. This needs perfect timing.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Grilled dover sole, pomme puree.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11caper lemon butter sauce. Not a plain chop in sight.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Marina has resigned. Says she's taking early retirement.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18I was going to have a starter but I don't think I've got the appetite.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Anyway I just thought you'd like to know. She's gone.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27If the fish burns, it's going to be a disaster.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Heston?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Heston?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Please...

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Go.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57- I'm sorry we were so tough on you. - Save it, Daniel.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Did you see the doctor? There's something wrong with your medication.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Hello, Heston. - What are you doing here?

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Are you OK?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08He's shouting at me.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Sorry who's this?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12The walls have gone red.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- What was the final straw? - This time I wanted to kill her.

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