0:00:30 > 0:00:33MUSIC: "Firestarter" by The Prodigy
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Not bad, eh?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Let's have a little look round.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36There we go.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Nice one.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Right.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Got the bolts for the front and the back door.- What's he like?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And remember to knock on the front window in case you want to get in.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Eh?- So we'll know it's you.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I know, he's a bit thick.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Right. Well, I'm going to get the best bedroom, then.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Can you tell Mum?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Probably not.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- She's packing my stuff. - YOU pack it, then!- My telly?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- We're not moving for ages. - You know what she's like.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24SOUND OF SMASHING Mum!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Can you just TALK to her?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28He's going to be sick. Come on.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31We'll get him through.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Dad!- Jack, I'm trying to work.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- SHOUTS:- That's enough!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Nah, it's definitely this one.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Yeah?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Yeah.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51See, told you we'd find somewhere, didn't I?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55We could've just gone to the accommodation office, like everyone else.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yeah, but everyone else are muppets, aren't they?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02How funny was that, getting in, eh?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Yeah. And it's all free.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's just as well, I'm telling you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08We'll manage.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Come here.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Pretty safe, I reckon.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I bet no-one even knows we're here.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Gary, mate. Hello?- Not being funny, mate, but I think I should have this room.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- It's got the best view of the street.- Yeah, and the best bed.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Both ways, see?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Right to the top.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Seriously, Gary!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Give us a minute, eh?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Please?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31No worries.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Aww.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Anyway, who are you calling thick?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Smells good...
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Cherry.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Five patients turned up at the last minute. Passed them on to Daniel. He wasn't happy.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Well, it's about time he helped you out.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yeah, I think Zara was on his case.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No change there(!)
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- You OK?- Yes, fine.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well, you seem a bit...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- edgy.- They're going to be here in 20 minutes!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Really? Thought it was half eight.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Jimmi! Ugh!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05I love you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You too.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08This looks great.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I've done my best.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10And the dessert...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Don't you even THINK about it!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15So, err...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17who else is coming?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Just Freya and Mandy.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Really?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yes.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23This is our...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26first proper married dinner party...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29in our first proper married home.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31And I want it to be perfect.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oi!
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Bathroom. Now!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41All right?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Just going to the shop. Do you want anything?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45D'you think that's a good idea?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Yeah. Meera's starving. - Maybe she should go, then.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49No, it's cool. I'll go.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Look.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I wasn't joking about that room, you know.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Why's that then?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Best line of sight,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00escape route, if the doors were to be blocked off.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yeah? What if me and Meera need to escape?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'd look after you, wouldn't I?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Wouldn't be the first time.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11She does know why you're here, right?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah. Cos we need somewhere to live.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22And the rest?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Look, I just don't want to go put my foot in it, mate.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- I'll tell her when I'm ready, all right?- So you HAVEN'T told her yet?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Gary, mate, please. Just leave it, yeah?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41And get some bread, yeah? And some teabags or something.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Yeah, sound.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Have you got any money?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Umm... no.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49And some pasta or something, yeah?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Shall I get some cans or something to celebrate?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yeah. No, get some wine.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Be careful, yeah?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04And don't forget to knock, all right?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17PHONE RINGING
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Sergeant Hollins.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25So it could be squatters?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29It'll be a nightmare getting rid of them.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32They've got so many rights these days.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Caller's name?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Yeah, OK. Go on.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Cynthia...
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Greening. OK.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Hang on a minute!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Is that Manderlay Avenue, Kingsvale?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49What number?
0:06:49 > 0:06:5257?! The one with squatters?!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59There's no way they're getting through this.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh! Will he think to get milk?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Jed? Think(?)
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Is it true you were in the Army?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15What, so it's too secret for you to say?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I just don't like to talk about it, that's all.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Was it really that bad?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24How long ago?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Two, three years.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28What, so you've been homeless all that time?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30On and off. Some mates helped me out, you know.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33What, they just dump you out on the street?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Sometimes.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38That must've been really hard.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What, sleeping in a doorway?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Outside with all the nutters?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It was harder than the Army.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47By a mile.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Don't believe this!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Where ARE they?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00No, I'm going to wait till we eat. And I think that you should, too.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02You look wonderful.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04TEXT MESSAGE BEEP
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- I don't believe this! They're going to be HALF an hour! - You're kidding?- I wish I was.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Tell them to get a move on! I'm starving.- I've tried.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Are you sure you didn't tell them half eight?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Jimmi!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34There you go. Washing up liquid.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh, ta.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41So how come YOU'RE squatting, anyway?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Just a problem with my loan.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44What about your mum and dad?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46They're the problem.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50They don't really want me to be at uni.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Or with Jed.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Can't blame them for that!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57What?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00To hear you two talk sometimes, it's hard to believe you're mates.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'm only kidding.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I know, but you're both so different.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06We see a lot of things the same way.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Like what?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, this for a start. Squatting.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12All these empty houses when there's people on the streets.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13It's DISGUSTING.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17So where did you two meet, anyway?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Back round here?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Wasn't that long ago, was it?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24What is this, an interrogation?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Is that a secret as well?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Were you two, like, in the SAS or something?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Is he, like, James Bond in disguise?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Why don't you just leave it, all right?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Sorry!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36KNOCKING
0:09:40 > 0:09:42It'll be Jed.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Wait!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44He didn't do the knock.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Look, I know you're in there, so just open the door!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Well?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- WHISPERS:- Don't open it.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02What you doing?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Open up, it's the police! - What if Jed comes back?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Do you hear me?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Can I help you?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Yeah, you can. I'd like to come in, please.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14I'm afraid that's not possible.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17And why's that? Is this your house?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- We are the present occupiers, yeah. - Are you?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- And you are? - I don't have to tell you that.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- How many of you are there? - I don't have to tell you that either.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29This would be a lot easier if you let me come inside.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- For a chat, that's all.- Yeah right!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33This is my house! So excuse me.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38"Any person who uses or threatens violence for the purposes of securing entry into any premises..."
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- "Violence"?- "..is guilty of an offence." Criminal Law Act, 1977.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Section Six.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's very good.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46But what about Section Seven?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49That says that it's "an offence for any person
0:10:49 > 0:10:52"on residential premises as a trespasser to refuse to leave,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54"having been requested to so
0:10:54 > 0:10:57"by a protected intending occupier."
0:10:57 > 0:10:59And that's me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Is this really your house?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yes. I'd like you to leave now.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Prove it.- I don't walk around with the deeds in my pocket.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- How stupid do you think we are? - It's the truth!
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Wait!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Just think about it.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Do you REALLY want to be doing this?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Squatting a copper's house?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Yes!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22THEY LAUGH
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Oi!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I want a word with you!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57What?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, come on.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I just wanted it to be perfect.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I wanted something to go right for ONCE.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- You can't say that.- Is it too much to ask for them to be on time? Even vaguely.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09It must be serious. Freya was looking forward to it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- They're a new couple. It's honeymoon period.- What are they doing?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- How am I supposed to know? - You can't be serious?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19They've probably got better things to do than hang around with an old...
0:12:19 > 0:12:20married fuddy-duddy couple like us.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Speak for yourself!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23They'll be here in a minute.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Why can't people just be honest? We're all friends.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Say it how it is. "We don't want to come. You're completely boring!"
0:12:29 > 0:12:34- You're mad.- It's one thing to your face, something else behind your back. One minute, smiles...
0:12:34 > 0:12:35DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- There you go!- I'll go, not you.- Fine.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, and we'll start with the soup.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Definitely.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52How close was THAT?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54You should've seen her, mate.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- She was awesome!- What did you say?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Just gave him a bit of my legal expertise.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02"Criminal Act, blah blah blah, 1977."
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah, just did a thing about it last term.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Copper tried to make out it was his house.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07What?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Mmm. That's what he said.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Wish I'd have seen his face.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12He was gutted.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Where were you?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Right by the door.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Mmm, hiding. With a bat!
0:13:16 > 0:13:17What?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You were going to hit a copper? With that?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Only if I had to. - What's the matter with you?- Easy!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28You trying to get us sent down?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Well, I can do if you want, mate.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You're an idiot, mate, do you know that?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33GUYS!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36What IS it with you two?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50She is just driven like an absolute lunatic!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52How you missed that ice-cream van, I will NEVER know.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Oh, I'm sorry, but they should not be out on the road at night
0:13:56 > 0:13:58in the middle of March. I am sorry.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Me too.- Don't be silly.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02And I didn't get out, in fairness, till half seven.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I had four patients passed on to me.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06By who?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Daniel.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09He's dead.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11This all looks amazing, Cherry.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yeah, it does. And so do you.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oh, it's just...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I wish you'd have said something,
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- cos I would have put something on. - Me too.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22My ball gown... no, that's actually in the wash.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23You're fine.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I'm just glad that you guys are here.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27At last!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29To our new home.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Thank you.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Cheers.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Cheers.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34EVERYONE: Cheers.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Actually, umm, you guys...
0:14:36 > 0:14:37you start.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41So how was Mrs Wrigley?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Just about to haemorrhage.- But then, of course, we had to check the blog.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Snitch!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48How's it going?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Just over 400 followers,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52last time I checked.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Which is every five minutes.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56HE LAUGHS
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- I LOVE gazpacho. - And it doesn't go cold!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Was it about today?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Umm...
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Well, you know the quilt?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Oh, here we go!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Well, I asked my followers...
0:15:07 > 0:15:09which they thought will be finished first...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11that...
0:15:11 > 0:15:12or us?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Oh, thanks very much(!)
0:15:13 > 0:15:17You know I'm only playing!
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Cherry, d'you need a hand?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Urghh!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24SHE SIGHS
0:15:24 > 0:15:25I'm fine! It's fine!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Are you going to tell me, then?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Cos if not, I'm gone.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38He just winds me up, that's all.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41No.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42I want to know.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50The police are still after me from the riots.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51What, in Birmingham?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I was just walking home,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57and it was proper kicking off, like.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59There were people running everywhere.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It was insane. The cops were going mad.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Yes, Jed, I saw it on the telly.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Well, there was this shop, right?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Beds and stuff.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12It was on fire and the glass blew out.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14And I was out of it. Like, totally.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I saw the feds coming.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18So I got up and got on my toes.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Then I felt this hand on my shoulder,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22and I thought it was them, but...
0:16:22 > 0:16:23it was Gary.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27He pulled me in behind these bins.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32And we sat there, watching it all kick off.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35The flames and the bottles and the rocks.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37All night.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42So, umm...
0:16:42 > 0:16:45they've had my picture in the paper a couple of times.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47No-one's said nothing. I might be all right.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Why didn't you tell them it wasn't you?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Oh, yeah, cos they're going to listen to me, aren't they(?)
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Babe, I am NOT going to prison.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59That's why I'm here.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Keep a low profile.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Which is why I don't need HIM acting like...- Why didn't you tell me?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05I didn't want to scare you.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You said it was because you wanted to live with me.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- I do!- Because you loved me.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Hello, love.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20What? Oh, nothing. Nothing much, no.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21It's pretty quiet.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22How's the packing?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Yeah, Jack did say.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Listen, love,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33don't you think it's a bit soon to be taking the shelves down?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42See this?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Send yourself a letter, and it proves this is your address.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Nice one.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50So...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52how's Meera?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54She's not great, mate.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I don't think she's going to stick around.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Shame.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Just me and you, then, mate.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01I don't think so.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03We've only been here five minutes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Yeah, but this is a copper's house.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- We don't know that for sure. - They're on our case.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09What did you expect?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Look, mate, my head's done in.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16If she goes, then I'm going.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19You do know how much I've put into this?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Finding the place, getting in here? - Yeah, we all did.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Buying locks and tools and the rest of it?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26We'll pay you back, then.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Not just for me.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28For you.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31It's too risky, mate.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Shouldn't go round burning shops down, should you?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You know I didn't do that.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Do I?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41And what about him?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Your new landlord?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45D'you think he'd believe you if I told him?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48You wouldn't do that.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Maybe I wouldn't.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Maybe I would.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Here.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58You're going nowhere, mate.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Any more beers left, or what?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I mean, can you imagine?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Standing outside your OWN house,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15arguing the toss with some jumped-up little madam
0:19:15 > 0:19:18about squatter's rights?!
0:19:18 > 0:19:19MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I'll tell you what.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22If my wife finds out, Armageddon.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Yes, Jack, what do you want?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Well, tell her to get out of the loft, then!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I don't know.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Take the ladders away!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You're not ringing a taxi, are you?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Can't afford a taxi.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Why don't we just give it another couple of days, eh? See how it goes.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- I mean, that cop's probably lying, anyway.- Is he?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56It's on their website.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58So?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00D'you do know what you get for arson?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yeah, but it wasn't ME!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07All right. OK.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I might have thrown a few rocks,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12but it was just that one night, and everyone was doing it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I swear I never torched anything.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17But how could you hide something like this from me?
0:20:17 > 0:20:18I didn't want to lose you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Look. Look at your phone. What do you see? Look.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25There's a massive fire and you're running away...
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Exactly! I'm running!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm running because I'm scared.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30And I still am.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I'm scared that I'm going to end up going to prison for ten years
0:20:33 > 0:20:35for something that I didn't do.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41We're not safe. They could come here and arrest you any time they like.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- I thought you cared about me.- I did, when I thought I knew who you were!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh, that's lovely, that is(!)
0:20:46 > 0:20:49But no, it's Gary that gets the truth round here, not me.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Are you jealous of him? Is that what you're saying?
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Of that paranoid psycho downstairs?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Your big friend?- You're kidding? I can't stand him!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Then why is he here?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Because I've...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I've got no choice.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Sometimes, I wish that I could just hand myself in,
0:21:08 > 0:21:09just to get away from him.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12He did me one favour, one time,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14and he acts like we're brothers or something.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I just feel sorry for him.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20He's a sad, pathetic, weird little parasite
0:21:20 > 0:21:21with nothing going on in his life!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23He needs help.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Well, THAT was wonderful.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30It really was. Thank you so much.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Except for the nut roast. - Oh no. I like it crispy.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35CHERRY LAUGHS
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Well, the pudding will make up for it. I promise.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40So, how's Sutton Vale?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Fine.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh dear. That good?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's just the head nurse. She drives me up the wall sometimes.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Yeah, she's like Basil Fawlty on PMT!
0:21:49 > 0:21:50We've got...
0:21:50 > 0:21:54we've got a vacancy coming up at The Mill.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Oh yeah?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yeah. Lisa, she's getting married to a New Zealander.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02It's amazing!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03It's fate!
0:22:05 > 0:22:06How d'you mean?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Think about it. - Woah, woah, woah, hang on.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Jimmi, tell her. She should come and work at The Mill.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12What, just like that?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- I'm not saying it wouldn't be nice. - Really?
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Well, yeah, you know. A change of scenery or whatever.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Perfect!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Yeah! I just think it's a big step, you know?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Dessert.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah, sounds good.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28You think it's a bad idea?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30No.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31I think it's up to you.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Well, no, cos if we're going to be working together, then...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hasn't done us any harm, has it?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Jimmi?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Jimmi?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46So that's it, then?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52It's like you believe everyone else BUT me.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah. That's what happens when you lie to people, Jed.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- What about him? - I don't care about him!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00You can't leave me with him.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01He's a headcase!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04He got thrown out of the Army for being too much of a psycho.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06All the more reason for me to go.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Sorry, mate.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- What were you saying? - Honestly...
0:23:13 > 0:23:14JED GROANS IN PAIN
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Get back here!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21That's the thanks you get, eh? For keeping HIM out of nick?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Putting a roof over your heads? The pair of you!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Stop it! - We'll see who needs help now.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Rule number one,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33always make use of available resources.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Pair of snotty little students.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Calling ME a parasite?!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Gary, you have to stop it now!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Go on, then.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Make me!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Make me!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Open the door, please. Now!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52SHE SCREAMS
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We'll enter by force.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55SHE SCREAMS
0:23:56 > 0:23:59See, it's all about distraction,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01covering your tracks.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Now, a bed like that, it's going to smoke.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05But when it does go off, boof!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm telling you.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Look at it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Gary, please.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Couldn't riot his way out of a wet paper bag. Survival, love.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16It's what it's all about. Of the fittest.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19No! Please, just let me take him out of here.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I've already taken him out.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Please, Gary.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Next time, you want to get yourself
0:24:24 > 0:24:26someone who knows what they're doing.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28A man.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Wait!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- See you later.- No!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Put it down.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Shall I? Ah-ah!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41OK, you. Outside! Out now.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Me first!
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Me first!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Right,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52you're under arrest for assault and attempted arson.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You don't have to say anything,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Get off me!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01..Something you later rely on in court.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Anything you DO say may be given in evidence.
0:25:05 > 0:25:067244 to control.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09I want an ambulance.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Ow!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Get off me!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Get off me!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Shut it!- Absolutely disgusting!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I am sorry, Mrs Greening.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22What poor Violet would have said, I do not know.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25To think of those... people! In her house!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I'll kill you! I'll kill the lot of you!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Anyway, thanks for the call.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Oh, not at all, Sergeant Hollins.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I'm only too happy to assist the police.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- I'm sure you are.- Though I do think you could be a little more careful
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- in the future about securing your property.- I'm sorry?
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Oh, good grief!
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Look, it wasn't Jed.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47And that's Jed, is it?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49It was Gary. He's insane. He's a psycho.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52You saw him. He nearly burnt the whole place down!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53I know! My house!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56He told me everything that happened. The riots. I swear.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- We'll talk about this at the station.- You've got to believe me.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- When you give your witness statement.- I'm the victim. I've got rights.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Let's not start all that again. - Please listen to me.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07All right, all right!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Just go with the officer.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Jack, mate, how you doing?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28What's wrong?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Nothing's wrong, no. I was just wondering...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34If you fancied doing a bit of house-sitting?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Sorry?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Minding the new house until all the paperwork comes through.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Like, well, moving in.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42What do you think?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Careful!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Yeah.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Yeah, that'd be great.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Brilliant.- Obviously, you can't do what you want.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52No, no way.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- I want you to take care of the place.- Of course.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56You sure?
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Yeah. Thanks, Dad.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Don't you go blogging about this.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07My professional reputation will be in tatters.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Nice puppet.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Unless you want Senor Dedo surgically removed
0:27:11 > 0:27:13from your backside, answer the question.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Cherry, she's fine with it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Her new relationship used for the entertainment of your readers?
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- He's got a temperature. Is he going down with something? - I took him to a measles party.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Get your diseased child away from my baby!
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