0:00:26 > 0:00:28'Rise and shine with Letherbridge FM.'
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mand!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hurry up, your toast is getting soggy.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm coming.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Well? What do you think?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42What?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44How do I look?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Yeah, yeah.- Is that it?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Ah, Freya, it's my first day. I want to make a good impression.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53You look great. You always do.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Who are you texting?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Some lass from the blog.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59She wants a "stitch and bitch" update.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I wish you wouldn't call it that.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03MANDY LAUGHS
0:01:03 > 0:01:05What are they?
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Packed lunches.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08MANDY LAUGHS
0:01:08 > 0:01:09What?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Aw! Do you think we'll end up killing each other?
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Why?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18You know, living AND working together.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Mmmm...no.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Besides, you look far too sexy in this uniform.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh, yeah?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Yeah.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Morning, girls. What do you reckon?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Jack! Check you out!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- I'm loving the suit. - Mum, will you just keep it down?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42What's this in aid of?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45There's a careers fair today in the legal department.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- All the big firms are going to be there.- Really? Brilliant, wow.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Hang on a minute, your tie's all skewwhiff.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Stand still. - Will you stop fussing?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Stand still.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57There we go. See?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Isn't that lovely?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03OK. Well, what you hanging around for? Go get 'em, tiger.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07SHE WOLF WHISTLES
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Hi, everyone. You remember Mandy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- She is going to be the latest addition to our nursing staff.- Hi.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Welcome to the madhouse. I'm sure you'll fit in.- Thank you.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22After a few days, you'll feel like you've been here forever.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- If you have any problems, my door's always open.- Thank you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Hi.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Mrs Tembe. Do you remember Mandy? - I have some very alarming news.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- I have just received a postcard from Doctor Carter.- (Here we go.)
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Is he OK?- I honestly believe he has lost his mind.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Why?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43He says he has completed the...
0:02:43 > 0:02:48the Genghis Khan Grassland Extreme Marathon in Inner Mongolia.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Heston's run a marathon?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Was it over a period of months?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57May I remind you that Doctor Carter has a serious heart condition.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, come on, Mrs T. He's taking it... You know.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Apparently, he has set his heart on
0:03:03 > 0:03:08completing the Tiberian Marathon in the Jordan Valley.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10He's pulling your leg.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Actually, I wouldn't be so sure of that.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Have you spoken to him?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17No, but we had a chat before he left and he said
0:03:17 > 0:03:20he was going to do some "life affirming activities" on his trip.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I guess this is what he meant.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh...
0:03:25 > 0:03:31MUSIC: "Music to Watch Girls By" by The Bob Crewe Generation
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Pardon me.- Sorry.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Are you OK?- Are you OK?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Sorry. After you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Thanks.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08I'll see you soon, Mr Dalton. And if I were you,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'd maybe think about getting your cat's claw trimmed?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Yeah, thank you.- Mm. Bye.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Are you dispensing veterinary advice now?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Was that Mr Dalton?- Mm-hm.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Let me guess, scratches on his back?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Said it was his cat.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Believe that and you'll believe anything.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Are you purposely giving me all the weird ones?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- No.- I had this woman in earlier who reacted to a spray tan.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38She was bright green.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42This is freaky. The three of us, working together, under one roof.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Cherry's Angels.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Lets not become those saddos who just talk about work all the time.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Especially not tomorrow.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Tomorrow?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Come on.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Don't tell me you've forgotten. My first birthday as Mrs Clay.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00No, of course we haven't forgotten, you silly thing.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06In fact, because it's your first birthday as an honest woman,
0:05:06 > 0:05:10we have been preparing something really special. Haven't we, Mand?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Really?- Yeah!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Well, me and Jimmi are going to do something special on Saturday
0:05:15 > 0:05:18but I've got tomorrow night free so we can have a girlie night.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Brilliant.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I hope you're not internet shopping during work hours, Mrs T.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I am researching Doctor Carter's next marathon.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Did you know that the temperatures in the Jordan Valley
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- can reach over 100 degrees? - I hope he bought his sunscreen.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Doctor Tyler, I do not think this is funny.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I am very worried about Doctor Carter's heart.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Why? I'm sure it beats only for you.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Mrs Tembe, hold the fort, will you? I've got a meeting.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- And keep an eye on Mandy while Cherry's on home visits.- Of course.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57What do you make of our new nursey, then?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I have not had chance to form an opinion.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Blatant nepotism, though.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Freya giving her girlfriend a job.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I am sure she is very qualified.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10So, what do you make of lesbians, Mrs T?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13You being a bit churchy and all?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Lesbians?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16MANDY CLEARS HER THROAT
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Just wondered if my next patient was here yet?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Um, not yet.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Well, can you send them straight in when they get here?- Of course.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oops.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Thanks, see you later.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39We have to stop meeting like this. People will talk.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, I think we're above all that, don't you?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I see you've been working the room. Seen anything you fancy?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Maybe.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Do share.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Frederick Carr was top of my list.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54You've obviously done your homework. They've got my vote.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59In fact, I could put in a good word for you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00You?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Yeah. Their recruitment team have already approached me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Why don't we go for a coffee? I could give you a few pointers.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11Thanks, but I just set up a meeting later with the head of their HR division.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15And I have a feeling he's very interested.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21If I'm honest, I've a thing about older guys. Self made.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22No offence.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23None taken.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Another time maybe? It was nice meeting you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Jack Hollins.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Kelly Rawlins.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31See you around.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I hope so.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37We shouldn't have lied, Freya.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39It'll be fine. We'll...
0:07:41 > 0:07:45..take her out for dinner. Buy her something pink and frilly.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Come on, she's a married woman now.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50We can't just do the same old same old.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Oh! Now we've only got a few hours to come up with a "special surprise,"
0:07:54 > 0:07:56thanks to you and your big gob.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58All right.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00MANDY SIGHS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02We're going to have to tell her the truth.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Or...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06we could canvas for ideas on my blog?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Oh, not the blog. - Give it a chance!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13We'll just ask my followers for suggestions
0:08:13 > 0:08:15then Cherry can pick the best one.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17What?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20It's not going to do any harm, is it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I can't believe the number of responses on here, you know.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49People not got lives?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I quite liking the "girls' night out pole dancing class", though.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I hoped you would.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56And the belly dancing.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Not sure about some of the weirder suggestions, though.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- I can't imagine Cherry going for it. - Going for what?- Er, nothing.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08If you're planning something mad then I want prior approval.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09And no strippers.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12We wouldn't. I promise.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14What's on there?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I asked the "onefrankfemale" followers to come up
0:09:17 > 0:09:20with ideas for your birthday surprise.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You get to choose the best one.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- On the blog? - What's wrong with that?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- After last time? - It is just a bit of fun.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31There's some wicked suggestions on here.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Really? Like what?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I don't think so. They're still posting.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You can decide later.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41See, blogging, not such a waste of time.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Jack Hollins?- Yes.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Cheers for that.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Bye, Mrs Webb.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59There is something wrong with this machine.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Have you tried...rebooting?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I hope you did not think
0:10:09 > 0:10:12that Doctor Tyler and I were gossiping earlier.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15It's nothing I haven't heard before, believe me.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I really have no interest in people's personal lives.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I like to think I am...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23an open-minded person.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Good for you.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Excuse me?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, Lord save us.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Sorry?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Hiya. How are you?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Can I help you?- Sorry. I need to see the nurse, please.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Do you have an appointment? - Um, no.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Are you registered at this practice? - No.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Then I'm afraid you'll have to fill out a form first. - It's OK. I can see him.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I've got a drop-in this morning.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Great. Can I just use your loo first?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Course you can. Straight down the corridor, on the left.- Ta!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59What?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02We DO have a system and he WILL have to fill out a form first.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Would you be saying that if he was wearing a suit?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Absolutely not. Call them back and tell them that frankly,
0:11:21 > 0:11:22their offer is derisory.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26They said themselves that mine is the premier website in the world.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Remind them that Google are in the mix as well.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Is there anything else in my diary?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Call my bank in Switzerland, they'll make the transfer.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Look, I haven't got time to deal with this now.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- I'll have to call them back later on Tokyo time.- Jack?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Oh, hi. How was your one-to-one with the head of HR?
0:11:45 > 0:11:51- Any joy?- He's a very charming man, as I'm sure is his husband.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- I meant with regards to recruitment? - Oh, yeah.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56They're getting back to me.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01So, Tokyo?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02What?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Your phone call?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oh, yeah, it's Linking Legal.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- A social networking site for lawyers.- You work for the site?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I own it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Really? I've never heard of it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Is it successful? - We've turned over three mil.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Is that the time? I've got to get this back to the dealer.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Its revs are way, way down.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Well, maybe we could meet later?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sure. Why don't you come around for dinner?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29OK.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Here's my address.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33You don't live in halls?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36No. I've got my own place. It's in Kingsvale.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Shall we say six o'clock?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Perfect.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41See you then.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56There you go. All done.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59My number's on there, in case you're still interested.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Thanks.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You look great, by the way.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I've got a bit of a thing about women in uniform, me.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Really? I'll, erm,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'll bear that in mind.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Anyway, let's talk about you, shall we?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Do you want to take a seat? - Yeah, sure, yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Well, I'm single.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I was seeing this girl for about 18 months
0:13:24 > 0:13:26but we split up at New Year.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28You might know her actually. Sarah Hardy?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30She works at the leisure centre.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Can't say I do, no.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35So, er, what about you?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Sorry?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40You seeing anyone? Bet you're fighting them off, aren't you?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44You know what, actually, Geoff, I've got quite a few patients waiting,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47so if you could just tell me what the problem is?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Right, yeah, sorry. Erm...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52It's me nipples.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I had them pierced.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I think they've gone a bit septic.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59OK. Um...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Right, well, if you'd just like to take your top off, please.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Thought you'd never ask.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- What are you doing here? - Oh, charming.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- What do you want? - A cup of tea would be nice.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Now's not a good time. - What? Have you got a girl in there?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- No. I'm busy. - Jack, what's going on?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Just bog off, Immie.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm telling Mum.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Thanks, Mandy, you're a lifesaver. That chafing was not pleasant.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- I can imagine.- Right, well,
0:14:35 > 0:14:36now I know where you are,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39maybe we could see a bit more of each other?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Um... Excuse me, I've got other patients.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Oh, right. See you.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Hello? I have been put on hold for over 25 minutes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I asked to speak to an engineer. I have lost my cursor.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Can I help?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Thank you, but I need a professional.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I used to build computers for a living, me.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06"Caviar is the fully ripe internal ovaries
0:15:06 > 0:15:10"or egg masses of fish."
0:15:10 > 0:15:14A fish course for a first date? I don't think so.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Perfect!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Hi! Do you do lobster?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Brilliant. And how much are they?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39No, no. No, that's fine. Do you deliver?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Are you serious? What is it, a limo?!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47No, OK. I'll come and pick them up myself.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Just one more thing.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Any chance of a student discount?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54That is you sorted.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58If you've got any more problems, just give me a bell, yeah?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I will! Thank you again, Geoffrey.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05You're very welcome, Mrs Tembe. You're very welcome!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- See you!- Oh, goodbye!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- What's he still doing here? - I have my cursor back.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Such a very nice young man!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- A total creep, you mean.- Sorry?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Oh, he was coming on to me. Acting all familiar.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- But you know each other. - I don't think so!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- He said you went to the same school. - What?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Is this working now?- Yeah.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37What's his surname again?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Er...Geoffrey. Geoffrey Roly.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45I offered him a cup of tea, but he refused
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh! Oh, no!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Fifth year Geography!
0:16:52 > 0:16:53I didn't even realise!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57All I saw was the tatts and the piercings.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59That makes two of us!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Oh, Geoff?- Flippin' heck.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05I don't see you for years, then I see you twice in one day!
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Sorry, you really freaked me out! - Why, what do you mean?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I didn't realise it was you. I thought you were stalking me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14But we were chatting away.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I know, I know. Yeah, I know, but... You just...
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- You look so different! - Well, you look fantastic.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24You just can't help yourself, can you?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Sorry, force of habit.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Never did me any good, did it?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Well, I've got a partner now, so... - Oh, right.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Well, lucky man.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's a woman, actually.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Are you serious?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Wow!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Looks like we've both changed, then, doesn't it?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Sorry for freaking you out.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Oh, don't worry about it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54You know, Geoff, if you are looking for a girlfriend,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I think you're maybe going about it the wrong way.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00What do you mean?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well, the piercings and the tatts, it's...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04You look a bit scary.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, thanks a lot!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10And the creepy flirting, Geoff. It's not going to work.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12You're a really nice guy.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I just think maybe you should advertise it a bit more?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Yeah, You've probably got a point.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Anyway, I'd better be going.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Really nice to see you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yeah, and you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Take care of yourself.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31All right. See you.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Come in.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Whoa, WHAT'S that smell?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Well, it's not my aftershave, honest. It's dinner.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Let me take that.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Wow, you look great.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15So do you.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Interesting place.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Quaint.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Yeah. I've only just moved in.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'm going to strip it all out, put in a plasma TV,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27maybe a home gym.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You know, you're really unassuming, Jack,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32for someone who's living this kind of lifestyle
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Must be my accent.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Sorry, need to go and check on my other house guests.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- I left them boiling.- Boiling?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41I hope you like lobster.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Oh, I see.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Yeah, love it.- Great.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Help yourself to some wine.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52OK, right.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Sit down, make yourself comfy.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Those are all the suggestions. You just scroll down like that
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yeah, I know how to use a computer.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05All right, missy. I'll leave you alone.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Mands and I will have a coffee while you decide.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Bon appetit!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Thanks.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I really like seafood.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Me too.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Prawns are great.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Yeah, and shrimp.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39I might just let it cool down a bit, actually.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Sorry, I... I'm not very good at this.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Don't worry. It's fine.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You must think I'm so unsophisticated.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48No, of course not.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52To be honest, I'm not that big into shellfish.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I prefer it when it comes out of a tin.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Do you have anything more normal we could eat?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Do you like pizza?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Love it!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06LAUGHTER
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Well, I hope you had an enjoyable first day.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12It certainly was, er...interesting.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Well, you two have a nice evening.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Thank you, Mrs Tembe. You too.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Bye.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Ah, she's sweet.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Well, I don't know about you, but I am knackered.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Well, why don't we go home...
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Mm-hm?
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- ..I could give you a foot massage...- Mm!- ..order a takeaway,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43snuggle up on the sofa?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Ah, I could get used to this treatment!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh, here she is, the birthday girl.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- D'you think that I'm stupid?! - You what?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55So, I read the rest of your blog. About you having a crush on me.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- You what? - It's completely inappropriate.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03That was delicious.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Sorry about that before, with the lobster.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Cooking's not really my forte.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I thought you'd have staff, being an entrepreneur and all.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- Yeah. Kelly, about that... - You've achieved so much, Jack.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I mean, it's really amazing.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- It's kind of hard to believe. The thing is...- In fact,
0:22:25 > 0:22:29here's to you - to your accomplishments and your success.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- To being self-made. - I'll drink to that.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Jack!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Who's that?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Oh, um... That's my...business partner.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Oh, damn! I completely forgot I said
0:22:42 > 0:22:45that she could come round and we'd go through some figures. Hold on a minute!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Do you need me to leave?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- No, no. But if you wouldn't mind waiting upstairs.- Sure.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- If you go to my room... - Jack! Can you give me a hand, please?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I've got your shopping!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Arrgh, this key's rubbish!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Are you deaf?- Sorry.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Flippin' heck! What's that smell? - Er, I had fish for tea.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, obviously! It stinks!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Is that all for me?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Yeah. Are you on one of your health kicks again?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23No. I didn't know you were coming around.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I just need to measure up in the conservatory.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I've seen this fantastic dresser.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's mahogany. I just hope it fits.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Thing is, Mum, I've got this essay to do...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Yeah, all right. I'll only be five minutes.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42You put personal information about me on a public blog.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44That is completely out of order!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Oh, come off it, Cherry!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49No-one's going to know it's you.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Your name's not on it. There's no reference...
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Freya, it's obvious it's me!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Cherry?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59But I didn't... I don't... Oh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Anyone could read that, Freya.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03My friends, family, patients...
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Yeah, that is the general idea of a blog(!)
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Should've told me, Freya.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12I'm sorry. I never, ever meant to hurt you.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I do the blog to be honest
0:24:14 > 0:24:18and give people an insight into my life.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Mine too apparently, whether I like it or not!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23All right, all right!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I should have said something, OK?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28But I don't think you understand how big this has got.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I've got hundreds of followers now.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35it's not just a little hobby. This is a valid social experiment.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Got everything you need?- I think so.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Great. Thanks again for the shopping.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Are you trying to get rid of me?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48No.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Thought you said you had fish?- I did.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Fish...pizza.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Still got your suit on? - Mum, hadn't you better get going?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Make sure you open a window. It smells like Grimsby docks in here.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- I will. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. Bye.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Listen, sorry. I'm going to have to go.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I'll call you tomorrow, yeah?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14OK, bye.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16TELEVISION IS ON
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- I made us some tea. - Thank you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, don't!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Don't. Not in the mood.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Who was that?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Cherry.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Is she OK?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38No, not really.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Thanks to your social experiment, she's now celebrating her birthday
0:25:42 > 0:25:45with Mum and Dad instead of us. So, nice one(!)
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Sorry about that.- Is everything OK?
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Fine.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You look strung out.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Actually, it's not OK.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Was it your business partner? What happened?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08She's such a piece of work. She's trying to claim
0:26:08 > 0:26:11that the original concept for the site was her idea.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13What are you going to do?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16I won't give up, Kelly. I'll see her in court if I have to.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20I'm so sorry, Jack.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I guess when you're successful,
0:26:22 > 0:26:25it must feel like everybody wants a piece of you.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30- People can be so deceitful.- Yeah.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33If it helps, that's not why I'm here.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Although if I'm honest, it is a huge turn-on for me.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Really?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Really.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I knew this wasn't going to work.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I don't want you anywhere near my daughter. I don't trust you.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13I'd love to go to Paris.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Jack has a house there. Why doesn't he take you?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Yeah, Jack! Why don't you take me to your house in Paris?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20She dumped you, didn't she?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I'm having a horrible time. You happy now?
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Oh...my...God.
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