0:00:28 > 0:00:30Jack, I have to tell you something.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- You're married with seven kids?- No!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36I lied to you last night.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I want to be honest.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I've...never dated a businessman before.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51You noticed, right?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I mean, eating lobster and everything...
0:00:54 > 0:00:56This is all new to me.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00But your dad's a millionaire - surely you're used to posh dinners.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I'm really not.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Mom and Daddy keep me away from all that.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07They don't want guys dating me just cos I have money.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12But I know that socialising and networking
0:01:12 > 0:01:14are important for someone like you.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I won't embarrass you.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I can learn real fast.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Kelly, that stuff's not important. It's the person that counts.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25That's so sweet.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29And I need to be honest with you, too...
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Yeah?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Later.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41I took some shopping round to Jack and he hustled me out of the house.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I don't know what he's up to.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You still buy Jack's groceries?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47He wouldn't eat properly otherwise.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50And he's all on his own in that big house.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Karen, have you finished that PowerPoint presentation?- Yes.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Nearly.- I just want to go over it with Daniel before the meeting.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Right. Well...
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- PHONE RINGS - Hello.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Julia, it's Sally.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06'Sally. Hello.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:11I need a favour. I've got a really important meeting this evening, and my babysitter's let me down.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14'Is there any chance you could come up and look after Chloe?'
0:02:14 > 0:02:18I-It's very short notice, Sally.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- 'To be honest, I do have an important meeting myself today.'- Oh.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I thought I'd give you the chance to see Chloe,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26as that's what you're supposed to want, but if it's not convenient...
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Well, let me just have a think for a minute. Er...
0:02:31 > 0:02:36If I rearrange and get Daniel to do the meeting, it's possible I could come up, yeah.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I should be back by ten, so there's no need to stay overnight.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Er...is Chloe settling in OK?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Is she enjoying her school... - I haven't really got time to chat now, Julia.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49'If you can do it, then great. I'll need you here by four.'
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'll e-mail directions for you.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I am not at your beck and call, Sally.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I can't just drop everything and come all the way to Cheshire
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- whenever you think you need help. - Julia?!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Hm?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Ah.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Er, just rehearsing a speech. Do you ever do that?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Often.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Do I sound reasonable?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hmm. What's Sally done now?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh, for heaven's sake.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18She needs a babysitter TODAY
0:03:18 > 0:03:21and she has practically ordered me to drive all the way to Cheshire.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Mind you, I suppose I AM the lucky one. Patrick isn't even allowed to see Chloe.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Are you taking her some rubbish?- Hm?
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Oh, no, these are stuff I've had in the back of the car for ages.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Charity. I've haven't even had time to take THAT in!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38She's not the only one that's busy around here!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40And breathe, and relax.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Look on the positive side. Only a month ago, you thought you'd never see Chloe again.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Now you're spending time with her. That's what matters.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56And relax.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59His name's Jack.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Yes. He's, like, an internet guru.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Like the guy who invented Facebook - only he's much nicer.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08(Who are you on the phone to?)
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- My dad.- In California?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13My phone's out of credit. You don't mind, do you?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16No, it's fine. I can afford it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20OK, Daddy.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Yes, I will.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Say hi to Mom.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Love you, too.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Bye.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33So, you know you said you were looking for funds to take your business to the next level?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Well, Daddy might be able to help.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Great. - We're right in Silicon Valley.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42He knows people who know people. He's been fixing this guy's limo, and...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I thought you said he worked in software.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh! Yeah, he does.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49But he also fixes cars.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50It's like a hobby.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53He says it helps him think.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56And lots of people bring in their cars to fix cos he's really good at it.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Anyway, er, I've given him your website address and he said he's going to check it out.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm really hungry. How about we get some brunch?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Good idea.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I thought you were going to be here by four.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16- Er...I was stuck in traffic. - You could've called and told me. I'm already running late.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Sally, I didn't come all this way for you to tell me off! If you need help, why don't you ask Patrick?
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Patrick's not part of the equation any more.- Well, he is, actually, whether you like it or not,
0:05:25 > 0:05:27because he's Chloe's father.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30He forfeited any rights he had when he cheated on me!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33If you behaved like this, I'm not surprised!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35You know, I knew this wasn't going to work.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I don't want you anywhere near my daughter - I don't trust you.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- What?- I'm just going to stay here and look after her myself.- You're not even going to let me see her?
0:05:43 > 0:05:49- I don't even want you in my house. I don't want you anywhere near my daughter.- This is ridiculous!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53You're inconveniencing yourself, your colleagues - and mine, by the way -
0:05:53 > 0:05:58you let me drive here for nothing, just so you can make a point?! Are you really that vindictive?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- I don't like your tone. - I don't care!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03What kind of example is this to set Chloe?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07At least I'm there for her. At least I haven't run off with someone else!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'm sorry. I spoke out of turn.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- I'm used to it with your family.- Just let me see her for a minute or two.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- I don't have to let you see her. - I know you don't HAVE to. I'm asking you.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Please.- It would unsettle her.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24And all this doesn't?!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I would like you to leave now.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Fine. Don't worry, I'm going.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Do you know something, Sally?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39If this is what you call being a good parent,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41heaven help that poor little girl.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So, what d'you want to do?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I don't have any classes.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Nor do I. But I've got an essay.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Why bother? You don't need a degree.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56You have your own business.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, I want to be a lawyer.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02And you can't buy a law degree, so I have to work at it like everyone else.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03That's so sweet.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06So principled.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Plus, you've totally got the grunge look.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12No-one'd ever guess you were a millionaire.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Did you wear this when you met the Queen?- The Queen?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yeah, when you went to Buckingham Palace.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25You didn't really go to Buckingham Palace, did you?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28No.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I don't know why I said that - it was stupid.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Is there anything else you haven't told me?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Jack, you said you wanted to be completely honest.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46PHONE RINGS
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Hello?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh, hi.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yes, it is.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yep, she is.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57It's your dad.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Hey, Daddy.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25SHE CRIES
0:08:31 > 0:08:32SHE SNEEZES
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Bless you, Nardee.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Chloe!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Daddy said he couldn't find your website.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Yeah.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Er, no. Someone's hacked into it, so I had to take it down.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- KNOCK AT DOOR - Excuse me.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- What are YOU doing here? - IMOGEN: It's my house as much as... - Ssh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Why?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Hello.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hey.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Kelly, this is my sister, Imogen.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Imogen, Kelly.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20Jack's sister? The brilliant artist? I've heard so much about you!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Being super-bright must run in your family.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Aren't you, like, totally in awe of the business Jack built up?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Business?- He was telling me about it last night.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32How it felt to make his first million. Isn't it awesome?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah. Totally awesome.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I didn't mean to scare you, Nardee.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I just want to see you. Mummy wouldn't let me.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Oh, Chloe, have you been hiding in the car all this time?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Am I in trouble?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52No, sweetie, of course you're not. Come on.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Come on. There's a good girl.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Let's get you out.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Nardee...- Mm-hm?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Why were you crying?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Because I was being very silly,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07because grown-ups ARE silly, sometimes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I missed you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, sweetheart...
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I missed you, too.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Cup of tea?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Come on.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- KELLY:- In Venice, the art's everywhere.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28You go into any church and the paintings are just there -
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Titian, Da Vinci, Caravaggio...
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have you been?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, no. But I've heard about it.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I'd go to all those places if I had the money.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I've got the money, of course. Just not the time.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46One day I'll go on, like, a whole European art tour.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Barcelona, Florence, the Uffizzi. Paris.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- I'd love to go to Paris. - Well, Jack has a house there!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- Why doesn't he take you?- Yeah, Jack, why don't you take me to your house in Paris?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Cos it's...still being done up. It's old.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And anyway, you need to finish your A-levels first.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Is it near the Louvre?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Just down the road.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Yeah. And you can see the Eiffel Tower from every window.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Immie, don't you need to be getting home and doing some homework?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I have to go. Imogen, it was lovely meeting you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'll see you out.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29I had a really nice time.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So did I. We should do it again.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Bye.- Bye.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Nice one, Jack. Or should I call you Lord Sugar?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Don't start.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51- OK.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Right, well, Daddy is driving up to meet us at my house.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Am I going to see Daddy?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58- Yes, you are.- Yes!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00JULIA CHUCKLES
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I'd better ring Mummy, as well, because she'll be going frantic.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Nardee, can I do some colouring?
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Yes, of course you can, sweetheart, it's over there. Be careful.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15PHONE RINGS
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Hello?- 'Sally?'
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Er, hi, it's Julia. I got your messages.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23It's OK, she's with me.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Is she all right?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yes, she's fine.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I thought...- 'Yeah, I know. I know. But she's OK.'
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I've been going out of my mind. I called you I don't know how many times.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- I had my phone switched off. I was driving.- You took her?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Hardly, Sally. She stowed away in my car.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I only just found her when I stopped for coffee.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Well, you must have talked her into it somehow.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Sally, look...
0:12:47 > 0:12:50instead of just throwing accusations around,
0:12:50 > 0:12:55why don't you stop and think for a minute why your daughter is so unhappy she runs away?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You and Patrick are so busy tearing each other apart
0:12:59 > 0:13:02you haven't even begun to notice what this is doing to her!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05This has gone on long enough.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Patrick is meeting us at my house. I would like you to come down, too.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- You can't make me be in the same room as that man.- No.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I can't make you do anything.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17If you want to stay in Cheshire and sulk, go ahead.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- 'We'll work this out without you.' - I can't just drop everything. - 'Really?'
0:13:20 > 0:13:21You expected me to.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23So, are you coming?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Sally?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30OK. I'm on my way.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Patrick. - Is Chloe still here? Can I see her?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51She's fine. She's upstairs asleep. She's exhausted, poor little thing.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Anyway, go in and see her but don't wake her up, OK?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Sally should be here any minute.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Have you got any whisky? I'll need a drink if I have to talk to her.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11No, you don't.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12You need to do this sober.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Anyway, you might have to drive home.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You're still not going to let me stay?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Well, that depends on what we manage to work out.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25How much ARE you drinking these days?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Less since we split up.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31She's enough to drive anyone to drink. Don't nag, though, Mum.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- SHE SIGHS - I just worry about you, Patrick.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I'm not going to turn out like Dad, OK?
0:14:39 > 0:14:43So, how is the ex? Still being as vile as ever? Completely irrational?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Seriously, do you think she's cracking up?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47She's under a lot of stress.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51There's a mate of mine, a divorce lawyer -
0:14:51 > 0:14:54he reckons he could make a case for me to get sole custody of Chloe.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55On what grounds?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59On the grounds that Sally's a deranged, vindictive bitch.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02To you, maybe - not to Chloe.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06If you think you're going to get custody on those grounds, you're living in cloud cuckoo land.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Think about it. If I did, you'd be able to see a lot more of her.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14You are going to drag Chloe through the courts,
0:15:14 > 0:15:17and play the same manipulative game that Sally's playing,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19and you expect ME to help you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22I don't think so, Patrick.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24That's not why I asked you here.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Please, could you take that coffee through for me? I think that's Sally now.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34It feels sneaky, googling him.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36But you're SO going to do it anyway.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- There may be pictures.- Is he Deppy?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Campbell, not every cute guy has to look like Johnny Depp.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Oh...my...God.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55PHONE RINGS
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Hello?- 'Hi.'
0:16:00 > 0:16:05It's me. Listen, I've had, like, this total disaster.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- My laptop's crashed.- 'Don't panic.'
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Have you tried switching it off and switching it on again?- Yes.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- I've lost everything! All my work. - 'Don't you back it up?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19'It's really simple. You don't even need an external hard drive, just...'
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I know what I should've done but I didn't do it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Could you come over and help me?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Please?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29'Yeah, I'll come over.'
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I wanted to talk to you anyway. - 'Thank you.'
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Here's my address.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Right. You two need to have a sensible discussion
0:16:44 > 0:16:47about access, so that you can both see Chloe.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I'm going to try and mediate. - Round one.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- No gouging, biting, hair-pulling. - That's enough, Patrick.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58If he's not going to take it seriously... How can you mediate? You can't be objective.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- You're bound to be on his side. - That's what YOU think.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I came round here at Christmas and she threw me out!- Really?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I didn't know that.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12- Actually, Julia, I'll have a glass of water or a cup of tea or something.- Sure, come through.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Hi.- Hey?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23This is Jack, the guy I was telling you about.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- This is Soup.- Hi.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Sue?- No, really, Soup. It's a nickname. Well, obviously.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31My mom called me Campbell. So...
0:17:31 > 0:17:36It's, like, totally traumatised her. She's had years of therapy.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Kelly tells me you're some kind of computer genius.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42I'm a software designer, not hardware. Still...
0:17:42 > 0:17:43There it is.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46D'you want some tea?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I owe you an apology.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Just a bit.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54We've always got on so well.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I don't want that to be ruined because of Patrick.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59We've got so much in common.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02We're both career women, we're ambitious.
0:18:02 > 0:18:08And we've both been cheated on and let down by lying, useless men.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Yes, so I do know what it feels like.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13You look shattered.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I haven't been sleeping.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18SHE SIGHS
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's hard doing this alone.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Of course it's hard.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Chloe is a lovely little girl, but it's exhausting
0:18:25 > 0:18:28bringing up an eight-year-old and trying to hold down a...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You know, a high position.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34You need some help. If you would let anyone help you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Relying on Patrick...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Hey, don't start. I didn't bring you here to bitch about him.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43And don't you dare talk to me about sisterhood and bonding
0:18:43 > 0:18:48when you've spent months persecuting me for something that Patrick did!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50So...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53lemon and ginger or camomile?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55What are you two talking about?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Oh, the egotism.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01I know you might think you're the centre of the universe, Patrick,
0:19:01 > 0:19:07- but not every conversation is about you.- Actually, we were talking about you, amongst other things.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I knew you'd take her side.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- So the two of you are plotting against me? - For crying out loud, Patrick!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I'm not plotting against anyone. I'm not taking anybody's side except Chloe's.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I just want the best for her... - That's what we all want.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Great. Well, we have something in common, don't we?
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Right. Here we go...
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Kelly turned it off.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38OK. So I'll just switch it back on.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Er...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Where's the, er...?- Right there.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45So it is.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48So, switching on.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Just give it a minute to reboot.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55So, er, Kelly said you've got a house in New York.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Yeah.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Whereabouts? I'm from Brooklyn.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Oh, um, it's...right on Central Park.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, er, near Ground Zero, then.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Yeah. It's near there.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, there you go.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Most computers back up your work every few minutes,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16so you shouldn't have lost too much.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19You've never been to New York in your life.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I probably don't know it as well as you do, but...
0:20:21 > 0:20:25But nothing. Central Park is nowhere near Ground Zero.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Was this a trick question?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Yeah. You lied.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35This is how it's going to work.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You each take turns to speak.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41The other one listens, and no interrupting.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Who's going to go first?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Look, I know things have broken down between us.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58And I take most of the responsibility for that.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02But you're not just punishing me - you're punishing Chloe, as well.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Have you any idea what the last few months have been like? One phone call on Christmas Day.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Not being able to see her.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I don't want to take her away from you, Sal, I just...
0:21:13 > 0:21:16want to be there for her when she grows up. I want to support her.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22She's the only good thing in my life at the moment.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27What happened to the great earth-shattering love affair?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32She dumped you, didn't she? After all that.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Sally.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'm having a horrible time.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- You happy now?- Here we go. Patrick's two great standbys -
0:21:41 > 0:21:43self-pity and whisky.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47You can be as angry and bitter as you want, Sally, but just let me see Chloe.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Even you admit I'm a good father.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Did you seriously think I wouldn't google you?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Check your Facebook page?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Your website's not down, it doesn't exist.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- I was going to tell you... - Why did you lie?- C'mon.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Would you really have come back to mine if I hadn't told you I was a millionaire?- Yes, I would.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12I didn't know that. And it's all very well you taking the moral high ground.
0:22:12 > 0:22:17- You've lied just as much! That stuff about your Dad being a millionaire.- You told him what?!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I worked it out. You used me.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Free drink, free food, free calls.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- I never would've if I knew you didn't have... - And as for Silicon Valley...
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I AM from Silicon Valley!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31So, Daddy's not a millionaire.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33He runs a garage.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Mom's a waitress.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38So why didn't you tell me that in the first place?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I never thought you'd look at me if you knew I didn't have any money!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44British guys want to marry rich women.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46That's what they do in Richard Curtis movies.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You're so naive.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52And you, you're like this... Walter Mitty fantasist!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It was on Google!
0:22:54 > 0:22:58How you played detective and nearly got yourself killed by this insane forensics guy.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I caught a murderer. You just lied.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02You lied first.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08When we first got together, you encouraged me to be ambitious.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09You said you found it sexy.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14And then I got my first real promotion,
0:23:14 > 0:23:18started earning more than you, and you said that you felt emasculated.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24You've never supported or encouraged me in anything since - far from it.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Every time I achieve something, you make me feel guilty.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Sally. Let's not pick over what went wrong with your marriage right now.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Let's just focus on Chloe.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I AM. You say that you're such a great dad,
0:23:38 > 0:23:43but are you going to do that to Chloe? Bring her up to feel that she shouldn't be too good at anything
0:23:43 > 0:23:47in case her future boyfriend or husband might feel threatened by it?
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Of course I'm not going to do that to Chloe. - Why not? You did it to me!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I didn't say I felt emasculated.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- You did!- I said I couldn't compete with you.- Who's asking you to?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Marriage isn't a competition!- I think we're getting off the subject again.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Let's get back to Chloe.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Sally, when do you think you will need a babysitter?
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Patrick, when are you free?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12You set me up. You brought me here so you could humiliate me
0:24:12 > 0:24:15in front of your friend. I fixed your computer.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- It wasn't even broken. - So that was a lie, as well?
0:24:19 > 0:24:24Fine. You can tell your lies and play your games with someone else, because I'm not interested!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26The sex was terrible, by the way.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Not what you were saying last night.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30You don't even know how to satisfy a woman.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- You didn't...- Look, I'm off.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Can you belie...?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36SHE GRUNTS
0:24:38 > 0:24:42So when Chloe is with Patrick, they could both stay here.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I've got plenty of space. You could bring her down Friday night,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- and you could come up from Guildford. - So you'd be like the middleman.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Middle-woman. - I'd be happy to do that.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Least I'd get to see her.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55So...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59..shall we give it a go? Starting this weekend?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Well...- They ARE both here.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04And I'll bring her back on Sunday.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08I suppose it makes sense.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Sounds good to me. - DOOR OPENS
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Ah, someone's awake!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Nardee?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15DADDY!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Hey, sweetheart.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20MUSIC: "Mad World" by Gary Jules
0:25:22 > 0:25:24You all right?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You look fantastic. Have you been well?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Oh, give me a hug!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- Wow! - HE CHUCKLES
0:25:32 > 0:25:35# Mad world
0:25:37 > 0:25:40# Mad world
0:25:43 > 0:25:47# Their tears are filling up their glasses
0:25:47 > 0:25:50# No expression
0:25:50 > 0:25:53# No expressi-ion
0:25:53 > 0:25:58# Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
0:25:58 > 0:26:01# No tomorrow
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# No tomorro-ow
0:26:05 > 0:26:08# Children waiting for the day... #
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Mummy, can you stay too?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14No, sweetheart. But I'll call you tomorrow,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16and I'll see you on Sunday. OK?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Now go and eat your supper.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Are you sure you won't stay?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Er...I'd better go.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- Well, text me, let me know you got back OK.- Yeah, will do.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33She'll be fine.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37She's been telling Patrick about her new school.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Yeah.- It's all right.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Thanks, Julia.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48We needed to sort this out.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Thank you for letting me see her.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58# Mad world
0:27:00 > 0:27:05# Mad world. #
0:27:06 > 0:27:10If you can't get a dozen people through a simple course without
0:27:10 > 0:27:13acting like a demented school master, I don't want you on my team.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15The best thing for stress
0:27:15 > 0:27:19is a bit of uncomplicated, casual, sweaty sex. Trust me.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- She's addicted.- To blogging?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Yeah, it happens. I've read about it.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- It's a ridiculous thing to say. - No more than what he's saying.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- I would like you to go now. - Are you kicking me out?- Yes.