0:00:26 > 0:00:28'Good morning. It's Letherbridge FM.'
0:00:28 > 0:00:31MUSIC: "Wild Young Hearts" by Noisettes
0:00:54 > 0:00:55HE BELCHES
0:00:59 > 0:01:01So, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Can I get you some coffee?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Nope... Fine, thank you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21TYRES SCREECH
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Excuse me. I was going to park there.
0:01:31 > 0:01:36- So? Park somewhere else. - Did you see me before you pulled in?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- No.- I think you'll find you didn't indicate either.
0:01:40 > 0:01:46- What?- Concentration and observation - the difference between safe driving and an accident.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51You're Zirner, aren't you? I'm your supervisor.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Ah, Mr Templeton.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56That's right. They told me about you.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58All good I hope.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Just hurry up and park the car.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It's really weird not being with you on your birthday.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Was it OK? With your parents?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13At least I didn't spend the whole evening worrying what I was saying.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I keep on thinking about all the things I've told Freya.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Is everything going to turn up on her blog?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Do I have to mentally check every single word that I say to her?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25No. You don't.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'm sorry. What else can I say?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32There were maybe things that I shouldn't have put on the blog.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37OK, there were things I definitely shouldn't have put on the blog,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39but next time I will be more discreet, I promise.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43To prove it - blog-free day. Fingers won't touch the keyboard.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- You've said that before. - Yeah, well, this time I mean it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Yeah. And we're supposed to believe that?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Don't you think you're a bit old for all of this?- I hope not.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Shouldn't you be out gardening or collecting stamps or whatever it is old people do.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06I like to think of myself as fine wine. I improve with age.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Well, things have changed since you retired.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- What makes you think you can still handle it?- I've done my homework. The course is much the same.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Everything else has changed. New company, new way of doing things.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Sometimes the old ways are best.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I think you'll find I had an excellent record.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28I know all about your record. You had a rep for being difficult.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Telling people how to do their jobs, contradicting your supervisors...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Only when they were wrong.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Well, there we go.- Things have to be done the right way.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Things have to be done my way. You don't like it, you can leave.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- And don't forget - you're still on probation.- I know.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49And this habit you have of kicking people off the course has got to stop.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- It isn't a habit.- Really? I heard they used to take bets on how many people you'd kick out.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Only when they were disruptive.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Or because you just didn't like them?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02If they were disruptive, it's because you're not doing your job properly.
0:04:02 > 0:04:08- There will always be some - - Look, Zirner, if you can't get a dozen people through a simple course
0:04:08 > 0:04:11without acting like a demented schoolmaster
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I don't want you on my team. End of story.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20We could go out next weekend. Have, like, a late birthday?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I don't really want to be around Freya at the moment.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, come on, it's just a quick drink.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Especially not if I'm drinking.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33If I'm going to make a fool of myself, I don't want the whole world to know about it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, well, you should try living with her.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Half the time, I feel like I'm in competition with that stupid blog.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh dear, that doesn't sound good.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, look, don't get me wrong.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I mean, Freya is wonderful and I'm really happy.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53It's just I don't know if a relationship is what she really wants.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Your blood pressure's fine. The headaches might just be stress.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Are you feeling particularly stressed?- Are you kidding? No cash, no work, finals coming up.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- You quit the Icon? - I had to. Too much course work.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Then this girl last week...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I can't believe all the lies that I told her - that I owned the house,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I had my own business, I was a dotcom millionaire...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- You sleep with her?- Yeah.- Result!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Not exactly. She dumped me the next day.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20In front of her mate, and told her that I was useless in bed.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Oh, man.- The whole thing was a disaster.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Yeah, that can happen sometimes.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27The lobster did nothing for her.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- The lobster? - I thought she'd be impressed.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, some women are. Some aren't.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- She wouldn't even put it in her mouth.- Right.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- In the end, I had to stick something else in the oven.- OK...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43So the lobster wouldn't perform?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45No. It was totally overcooked.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Overcooked?- Yeah.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I had to get a couple of pizzas out the freezer.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Oh, right, right. You cooked her a lobster. A real lobster.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- What did you think I meant? - Doesn't matter.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- But when you were in bed, did everything you know, work? - Yeah - of course.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05So, it wasn't a disaster in that way?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08No, just in every other way.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I can't get over how easy it was to lie to her.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12That's nothing to worry about.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- It just goes to show how good a lawyer you're going to be.- Ha ha.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- 35. You?- Sorry?
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- How fast were you going? - Oh. 34.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40It's ridiculous. It's not like it's dangerous.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, not at that speed, no.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47No-one pays attention to speed limits. I mean, most people go faster anyway.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Yeah, my partner's one of them.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Four miles over the speed limit, she'd laugh her head off.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55She should. It's a joke.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Still. Better than getting the fine and the points on your licence.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01As far as I'm concerned, I've done nothing wrong.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05And I definitely won't be taking any guff off that snotty nosed pen-pusher.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09I don't think this is really your licence.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13You can't possibly be this old.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'm teasing.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Randy old dog.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Thanks love. Take care.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, sorry. I didn't realise that you were here.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Er, yeah, just catching up on some work.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49I'm just showing Mand around.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Are you OK?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yeah, I'm fine.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You look like you've just seen a ghost.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Uh, no. Just a problem with a patient.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Well, this is the other consulting room.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yeah, it's not much to see.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26So...
0:08:26 > 0:08:30My name is Otto Zirner and I am a German.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Perhaps I am your first German.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I am not only a German, but ich bin ein Berliner.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40And I can say this because I was actually there.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Now, do we all have one of these?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51In German, we call this a "handy".
0:08:51 > 0:08:52You must turn off your handys.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57If I catch anyone playing with their handy under the desk, you will have to leave.
0:08:57 > 0:09:03THEY SNIGGER Now the most important question of all - why do we speed?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Because it's fun.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Well, for some people maybe, but that is not a good reason.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Anyone else?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I was late for work.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Ah. That is a very common reason.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20But if we are going to be late, what can we do?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Lose our jobs?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27We use one of these. Remember? Our handys.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29But first we must pull over.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Because it is illegal to use our handys while we are driving.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- It's pretty difficult to drive without using our "handies"! - LAUGHTER
0:09:37 > 0:09:41We phone ahead and explain that we will be late.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45People will always be understanding and make allowances.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Excuse me?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48How do you explain this, then?
0:09:48 > 0:09:53"You will be expected to arrive on time for your speed awareness course.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58"Lateness for whatever reason will not be tolerated and you will be refused entrance."
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Well, I don't write these letters.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08I cannot believe some of these comment on Freya's blog. They are sick people.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11What did she expect? It's the internet.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Listen to this. "All bisexuals are skanks. You get what you deserve."
0:10:16 > 0:10:20That was posted by someone called Avenging Angel last night.
0:10:20 > 0:10:26"Miserable excuse for a woman", "degenerate scum", "attention whore".
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Are these all since yesterday?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- There's over 100 comments.- I knew something like this would happen.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I like this one, though.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38"If I wanted to be bored to death, you'd be my first choice."
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- That's Zara!- How do you know?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Because she said something similar to me just before the wedding when I was telling her about the canapes.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- I thought that she'd be interested. - Why?- I don't know - moment of madness.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Those comments are not just sick, they're really violent.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57At 30 miles an hour,
0:10:57 > 0:11:029% of pedestrians who are hit by cars will be killed.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07At 35 miles an hour, the risk doubles.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Shocking, yes?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10No, not really.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13You are not bothered by this?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Statistics are like mini-skirts. They show you a lot,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19but they're basically designed to hide the good bits.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24People say that we Germans do not have a sense of humour.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26This is not true.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29We enjoy a good joke as much as the next person.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- But not on this course.- Why not?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Because these are my rules.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39And maybe, if you give the course a chance, you might learn something.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- I doubt it. - I'm sorry you feel that way.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45But if you do not complete the course
0:11:45 > 0:11:51you will have to pay a £60 fine and get three points on your licence.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55And it is my decision whether you complete the course or not.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You'd kick me out?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Think of me as a referee.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04For a first offence, I give you a warning, a yellow card.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Then I show you a red card
0:12:07 > 0:12:11and you are out of the game.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I thought you didn't work here any more.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25This is my last pay cheque. After this, it's all tins of baked beans and used tea bags.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Been there, mate. - So much for avoiding stress.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I've been thinking about that. I'll buy you lunch.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- No. You're all right.- What is this? Your dad's Yorkshire pride?
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- A drink, then?- Go on.- You need to stop worrying about this girl.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Everyone lies on a first date. - Not like that they don't.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47If we didn't we wouldn't get any. What you need to do is get yourself back in the saddle.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I think I might have burnt my bridges there.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Not with her. There are plenty more where she came from.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- I don't know. I should be concentrating on my course work. - Obviously.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02But the best thing for stress is a bit of uncomplicated, casual, sweaty sex.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Trust me. Anyway, what have you got to lose?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You've got the place to yourself, right? How many bedrooms?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Five.- There you go, then.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15A nice classy, private place where you can entertain in style.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18When I was a student, I'd have cut off my left arm for that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28What do you think you're doing? Red cards, yellow cards?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Is that supposed to be funny? - He is disrupting the course.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34He's just bored. And so am I. And it's your fault.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Me?- The way you keep ploughing off on tangents,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40telling pointless stories and stupid jokes...
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- I'm trying to make it interesting. - Well, don't. Stick to the text.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47He was looking for a fight when he came in.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52- Well, you don't have to give him one. Who do you think you are, the Gestapo?- No!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Look, just handle it. And without all the heavy-handed threats.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Because, if you can't do that, you're out.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Oh, it was Zara, by the way. That comment on the blog. I text her.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10So, she admitted it?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14She said the blog made your canapes sound interesting.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Typical.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Are you all right? - No, not really.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- I wouldn't pay any attention to Zara if I was you.- It's not that. It's all the other comments.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29I don't know why you bother reading 'em. What happened to your blog-free day, eh?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I've put a lot of personal information on that blog.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33And not just your own.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35What if they work out where I live?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I really don't want to say "I told you so"...
0:14:37 > 0:14:41They couldn't really do that, could they?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44If Zara's worked it out then, OK, maybe you're right.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Maybe I should stop it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- What?- Shut down the blog.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Em, you can't do that. It's like giving in to terrorism.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00So, you were actually there, in the crowd,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02when Kennedy said "Ich bin ein Berliner"?
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Yes.- That's incredible. How was it?- Terrifying.
0:15:07 > 0:15:13- What?- A crowd like that is very dangerous, swaying this way then the other.
0:15:13 > 0:15:19- The people pressing in, not thinking what they are doing.- Must have been pretty exciting, though.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20I thought I was going to be crushed.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24At one point, I was carried right off my feet.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28For several metres. No safety barriers, no precautions...
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Still, you witnessed one of THE iconic moments of the 20th century.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Nothing is worth that kind of risk.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39But it did teach me to avoid large crowds.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41You certainly picked the right job.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46I'm suggesting that health and safety is your kind of thing.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48It used to be a good job.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53But not since it was outsourced to this new company.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I see.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57The pay is awful. The hours are terrible.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01It's not what it was.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02I'm sorry to hear that.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06But my wife is ill and the pension isn't enough,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09so, what can I do? HE INHALES
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Are you OK?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Excuse me.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- What did the nerd want? - Nothing.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Can you believe all that stuff about red cards?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27You know what, you were out of order.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29What, for saying what I think?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32You should ease up. The guy's not well.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Blogging is important. It's like citizen journalism.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44It's the only way that ordinary people get to be heard.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You know, get to say what they actually think.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Freya, you can't give up just because of a few nutters.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55It's people like you that make blogging worthwhile.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06You are driving in freezing conditions.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08What should you do when you approach a sharp bend?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Turn the heater on!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Anyone else?- Slow down?- Good.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17But even at slow speeds you can go into a skid.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19What else?
0:17:19 > 0:17:24The correct answer is to avoid sudden steering movements
0:17:24 > 0:17:27and to drive in as high a gear as possible.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29I would never have thought of that.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Then perhaps there is something you can learn after all.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Who knows what this is?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Highway Code.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Good. When did you last read it?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41When I took my test.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45HE TUTS Not since then? Let's see how good your memory is.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51How often should you check your tyres?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I don't know - once or twice a year?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- You should check your tyres once a week.- Oh, come on!
0:17:58 > 0:18:03I do, and I can't tell you how many times it has saved my life.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04That's ridiculous.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06It is the safe thing to do.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- If you're a nerd! - HE LAUGHS
0:18:08 > 0:18:12If you won't take this class seriously,
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I will have to give you a yellow card.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19- How am I supposed to take it seriously if you're going to say stupid things?- It is not stupid...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- This whole course is stupid.- Right.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25You are now on a yellow card.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30If you disrupt this class one more time, you will have to leave.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36KNOCKING
0:18:36 > 0:18:40I was just looking. Honestly.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Can you sign that for me, please?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I was just working out how to shut it down.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53You have got a serious problem.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02- What is the risk in this situation? - Fat people coming out the chippie.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Too slow to get out the way!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09The hazard is the child playing at the side of the road.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Too little to get in to the chippie! - This is not funny.
0:19:12 > 0:19:18A child was killed on this site by a car doing 35 miles an hour.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Is that supposed to make me feel bad?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- And if it was your car that killed this child?- It wasn't.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- How would you explain that to the parents of the dead child? - He's got a point.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- No, he doesn't.- I know how I'd feel if it was my child.- That's cheap emotional blackmail.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Can we get back to...- Anyway, you said this whole thing was a waste of time.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- I've changed my mind. - Brown nose.- What?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Besides, five minutes after we get out of here, all of us will be speeding again.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- No. In fact, most people... - And, you know what? No-one cares.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- Because there's nothing wrong with it.- People get killed.- That's life.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52People like this child.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55You're just obsessed with risk.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Take it easy, would you?- The only way to take risk out of driving is to stop driving completely.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- That's enough. Please!- This is just a cynical, money-making scam.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Stop now! - Besides, without dangerous driving,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- organ donations would fall off to nothing.- What?!
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- I have warned you once.- How do you explain that to parents of a child waiting for a kidney transplant?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- That's a ridiculous thing to say. - Nothing more ridiculous than what he's saying.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- I would like you to go now. - Are you kicking me out?- Yes.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Sit down.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I am telling him to leave.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27And I'm telling him to stay. I'm sorry about this, everyone. Go on, get out.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32He's... He's disrupting...my class.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35MUSIC: "Ooh La La" by Goldfrapp
0:20:41 > 0:20:43MOBILE RINGS
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Hello? Yeah, that's right.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I've got a vacancy between 8 and 10.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Hold on, I've got another call coming through.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Hello. Yeah, that's right. Tomorrow?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Yeah, what time?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05OK.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- She's addicted.- To blogging? - It happens! I've read about it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- Where?- On the internet.- Oh! So it's a really reliable source, then(!)
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Mand, she's addicted. There's no other word for it. She won't be able to quit on her own.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Oh, come on. It's not like she's using crack.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25It's serious and she needs our help.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29We've had loads of complaints.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Inexperienced trainers, poor supervision, disrupted classes.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Your company's got a really bad reputation.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37It's not my company.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41So they sent me to investigate. Kind of like an undercover mystery shopper.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Did you have to be so aggressive?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I had to see how far I could push him before he threw me out.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I wanted to kick you out before the break.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Why didn't you?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I was told not to.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54By who?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Him.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00And who are you?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02He's my supervisor.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04He told me I'd lose my job if I kicked anyone out.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Freya...
0:22:14 > 0:22:18What you're doing, it's dangerous.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23And the first thing you have to do is admit you've got a problem.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24But I don't.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Well, me and Mandy think that you do.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30And we're going to help you quit.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I said I was going to stop.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Well, we don't believe you.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Well, actually, I do.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- What?- But I don't think you should stop.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I think you should carry on. It's worth the risk.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Hang on a sec. What about all those things those people said?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50What if they figure out who we are, where we live?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yeah, I do think that you should be more careful.
0:22:53 > 0:22:59But if she lets these idiots scare her off, then they've won, haven't they?
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- You said you couldn't bear the invasion of your privacy. - And I can't.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Look, Freya, some of the stuff you write on that blog sometimes,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10oh, it makes me feel really uncomfortable.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15And the way you do it sometimes, it drives me up the wall.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18But you have a right
0:23:18 > 0:23:22as a woman and as a bisexual to express yourself.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Thank you. - I don't believe this.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29What, so we should let a bunch of bigots push us around?
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- No, but...- Let them tell us what we can and can't say?- I'm not... - All right, then.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35You're mad.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40You're both mad.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49You should still see your doctor as soon as you can, OK?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And cheer up. There's nothing to worry about.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56There's no reason that angina should stop you from working.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I don't think I have a job any more. I was on probation.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02They can't blame you for what happened today.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05He was just looking for a reason to fire me.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Well, I think it would be a crime if he did.- Would it?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Yeah. When I walked in here today, I expected to be bored stupid.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Most people do.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17But...I learned something. You made me think.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20You don't have to say that. The course is finished.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22No, I mean it. I've got two kids.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25One's a little baby.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29And if anything happened to them...
0:24:31 > 0:24:34KNOCKING
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Right. It's upstairs.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41And it's the room straight ahead of you at the end. Thank you.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43KNOCKING
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Come in. Cheers.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Right, it's upstairs and it's the room on the left. Cheers.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02There is some truth in what he's saying. A bit of risk is inevitable, no matter what you do.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- If you're not careful, you can worry yourself to death. - I am careful, very careful.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I've always been careful.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11That's not exactly what I'm saying...
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- I never said he couldn't kick anyone out.- Yes, you did.- No.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- I said if he was any good, he wouldn't have to. - Like your other trainers?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21The complaints say classes are so undisciplined and chaotic
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- you can't hear yourself think. - I've never seen that.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28That doesn't make you much of a supervisor then, does it?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Are you going to put that in your report?- Yep.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33I knew you'd be trouble.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38He thinks I'm too old. Maybe he's right.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Rubbish. Keys.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43And it's not just him. It's this new company.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- They don't want people my age. - They won't get rid of you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- Why?- I've sat through a lot of these courses and yours is one of the best.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51And I'll make sure they know about it.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02You know Cherry thinks you've got BAD.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Bad?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Blog addiction disorder.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Is she serious?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12You're not, are you? Addicted?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14No. What is she like?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16She's just worried about you.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18But if you've got it all in perspective...
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Yeah, I do.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Then there's nothing to worry about, is there?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24BAD. Honestly.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Hey, I tell you what.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Why don't you come upstairs with me
0:26:31 > 0:26:34and show me how "bad" you really are, eh?
0:26:35 > 0:26:41Tell you what. Why don't you stay here and find out?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43THEY GIGGLE
0:26:43 > 0:26:45MUSIC: "Ooh La La" by Goldfrapp
0:26:58 > 0:27:03You're obviously very keen to teach me about safe sex.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Hey, pack it in. You're going to get me into trouble.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07How's the blog?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Yeah, great, thank you.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Your pithy little comments
0:27:10 > 0:27:12put me in mind of a suburban Dorothy Parker.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14A friend of Dorothy, maybe.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Gabby's memory plays tricks. I'm probably one of the few men on campus whom she hasn't slept with.
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