0:00:37 > 0:00:39One half of the essay is illegible...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43the other half's clearly been plagiarised from study notes.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Not even a degree-level study notes.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49More like GCSE.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57The paper even smells suspicious,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- like it's been...doused in vodka. - Gin, more likely.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Anyone would think you didn't have the slightest interest in George Eliot.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Well, he does go on a bit, doesn't he?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, please tell me you're joking.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15This isn't good, Gabby.
0:01:17 > 0:01:1836%?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20But...that's...
0:01:20 > 0:01:24I can't award it a pass grade. It'd be unfair to the other students.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- But I was up all night writing that! - My hands are tied.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, er...
0:01:31 > 0:01:32..they can be.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Whatever turns you on.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40< Are you all right?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41< Yeah...
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Oh, don't worry, Professor Cropper,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48you can rely on my discretion.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Hey!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Gabrielle.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Bit early for you, isn't it?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I've...just caught a worm.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Must dash.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Morning, Doctor Tyler.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Ooh, cheer up, it might never happen.- That's what I'm afraid of.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Did you not get Julia's message? You're at campus today.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18The campus?! OK, fine. Nothing's going to faze me this week.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's going to all run like clockwork. I'm going, I'm going!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Morning.- Morning!- What's his problem?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hey, you never said how your weekend went.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh! Actually it was OK.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Things have finally settled down with Patrick and Sally.- Oh, good.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Yeah. I think as long as they put Chloe first, it's going to be fine.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- So how's it going with your new place?- Back on track.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Cleared up the squatters' mess. Jack's house-sitting for us.- Really?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Know what you're thinking, but, er, no student mess or wild parties.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53He's keeping the place pristine.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Hm-hm. You've been checking up. - I'm not stupid!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59MUSIC: Theme from "How Clean Is Your House"
0:03:33 > 0:03:35There you go.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40I don't see you for two weeks, and then twice in one morning. What is it you're after?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Nothing.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Actually, there is something. Erm...
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- What are your plans for this evening? - I'm working late, as usual.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51A philosopher's work is never done.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55You've forgotten what day it is, haven't you?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59No, I haven't forgotten.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Well, erm, I thought... - I've got an important meeting with the Dean at six.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Some other time, all right?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Ooh, bless! Bit young for work experience, though?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Hello, little man!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Oh! What was that? Yes, this is where Daddy heals the sick.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Takes away all their wrinkles. - (Yeah...)
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Ooh, no, not so fast. I've got a meeting, remember, with my mentee?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Kevin and Freya's exam results? This Thursday!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Ah, right, yes. - You'd forgotten, hadn't you?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Even on maternity leave I put you to shame.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- No, we're all over it.- Uh-huh. OK, that's really good. So you'll have plenty of time to amuse him
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- with your repertoire of silly faces. - Yeah, the only thing is, I'm really busy with admin and...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48BABY STARTS TO CRY
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Oh...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51BABY GRIZZLES
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Really?! Oh... OK...
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You've been tested for HIV as well?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58If you say so.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03OK, we haven't got your test results back yet but in the meantime...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Well, you've dropped your, er... - COMPUTER BLEEPS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, bear with me.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- You been out of med school long? - Long enough.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Are you a registrar or a locum?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'm a reg... Doesn't really matter.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I suppose you're not bad-looking...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28when the light hits you in a certain way.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Right, there we go, and I can tell you your test results are positive.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36It's good news.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, no, when I sa...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40When I said positive I meant negative.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43No, no, it's not great. You've...
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- You've got chlamydia.- Are you like this with all of your patients?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52But the good news is it's easily treatable and I can write you a prescription for some antibiotics.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I would urge you very strongly to, erm...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You want...to urge me?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05..to let your sexual partners know so that they can be treated.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Once treated, you should practise safe sex so you don't get it again.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Well, erm...
0:06:12 > 0:06:15well...it's all so confusing, Doctor.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20I mean...there are so many forms of contraception to choose from
0:06:20 > 0:06:23and it's so difficult to know what would work best for me.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Yes, well, erm...
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Got some leaflets for that.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32You're obviously very keen to teach me about...
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- (..safe sex.)- Hey, pack it in. You're going to get me in trouble.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40OK, you take that to the chemist,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43four capsules, single dose. All right?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50So, erm...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'll swing by later for that...other result?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Yeah, we'll give you a call once we have it.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58He seems very nice. And quite posh, apparently, Cillian!
0:06:58 > 0:07:03I don't know what he's doing but he must be doing something right cos our Immie is the happiest
0:07:03 > 0:07:06she has been in ages.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Aw, love's young dream, hey?- Hmm.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13So most nights it's just me and Rob, TV dinners, early to bed.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ooh... Love's middle-aged dream!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Do you know, I'm starting to miss all the arguing.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Ooh, I could always send Sally and Patrick over? You could umpire.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No, you're all right.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27We need to liven things up, you know.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- I think we should do something this week.- What's this?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I think we're way overdue a girls' night out, don't you?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34How you fixed for tomorrow night?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Works for me. Hey, there's a new Moroccan restaurant in town.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Mezzes to die for.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43No... I was thinking...something a bit more adventurous than a meal.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We could finally try willow-weaving!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47(Elaine!)
0:07:47 > 0:07:52I threw myself down a big hill in a BIG ball for you guys
0:07:52 > 0:07:54and that's the best you can do?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00A moment...before you, erm, address your adoring fans.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I had another idea.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Why don't I stay in tonight?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I thought... I thought we could hold a sort of...vigil.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Listen, and I understand that today is difficult for you, Gabrielle,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17but I think we need to move on.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Dwelling on old memories, it's not going to bring her back.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I realise that. I-I just thought...
0:08:23 > 0:08:27"To the living we owe respect. To the dead we owe only the truth."
0:08:28 > 0:08:29What?!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It's a pertinent quote, that's all. Now, if you'll excuse me.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, "only the truth"?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42And...what is the truth, Father?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Is it that you still haven't forgiven Mum for cheating on you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Why let a small thing like death get in the way of your bitterness?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Or maybe the truth is that you loved your job more than you loved her.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Please, this is not the place... - Oh, it never is the place, is it?!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Clearly we need to talk about this. - Now! Now we need to talk.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Now I've... I've made you blush in front of your students?!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- You're not just embarrassing me, Gabrielle.- Yeah, but...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I feel like some kind of ghost for all the attention I get from you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's as if I died at the same time as Mum.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Well, you are certainly making your presence felt today!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'm five minutes late!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25(Sorry.)
0:09:25 > 0:09:31You wouldn't even notice if...I was sleeping with one of your colleagues.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36And just as long as it doesn't embarrass you...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38you wouldn't even care.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43So admin all sorted?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'll need to look at your patient notes.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49What happened to "Hello, how are you?" hmm? How are you, Zara?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Me? I'm fine, I'm marvellous.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55And how are you? How's...the blog?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yeah, it's great, thank you. Still following it?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Occasionally.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02With your pithy little comments, put me in mind of...
0:10:02 > 0:10:03a suburban Dorothy Parker.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05A friend of Dorothy maybe.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Still deciding?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11That's a joke, thank you. I'm perfectly happy with Mandy!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12How sweet.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Now, enough small talk.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17We need to tie up the loose ends. I need to see all of your paperwork.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Quite something, your daughter.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I realise that you're relatively new here, Professor Cropper,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40but you should know that sleeping with your students is strictly off limits.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Gabby has a vivid imagination.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Shame it isn't put to more constructive use.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51I'm sure the Dean will take a dim view of your bohemian approach.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Gabby's just try trying to punish me for failing her essay
0:10:53 > 0:10:55and goad you at the same time.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I'd say she's succeeded on both counts.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, if you have nothing to hide,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02then there's nothing to worry about out, is there?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No doubt Gabby's memory plays tricks.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I'm probably one of the few men on campus whom she hasn't slept with.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10First you accuse my daughter of being a liar -
0:11:10 > 0:11:12now you're calling her a whore!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Your word, not mine.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Where's the rest of it?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You are working on there and not...?
0:11:37 > 0:11:38You're blogging?!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I'm sorry, I thought you were mid-peruse.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42There isn't much to peruse.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I've left some of the paperwork at home.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'll work on it tonight, don't worry!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What are you blogging about?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Nothing. Just...this.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54So, you're blogging about a meeting
0:11:54 > 0:11:57that you're not paying the slightest bit of attention to because you're blogging!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's not about you, just an update.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02If you're blogging about this,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05then you're blogging about patients...again!
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Freya, didn't you learn anything last time?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14This is precisely the sort of thing which is going to cost you your job and your career!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19All right! All right! All right.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32OK, OK, gents, break it up!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Gentlemen, please!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40OK, Tyson, let's take a look at that. Come on.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Sit yourself down.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I always change their names.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52No-one could possibly recognise themselves from my blog.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54That is not the point!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57The point is you're betraying your patients' trust.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00All for the sake of some pathetic vanity project!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02You said I was like Dorothy Parker.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08He's had a great time dribbling all over my paperwork
0:13:08 > 0:13:11but now I think it's mummy time.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Have you had enough of boring old Daddy?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Come on then, it's time you had some fresh air.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21We are not done yet.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27"Wanton Desire"?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30They were HUGE, once.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32One of the biggest things to come out of Telford.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Now you mention it, I think my mum had one of their albums.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Oh, and I quite liked them too.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39All right, maybe a little bit before your time
0:13:39 > 0:13:44but I'm telling you, that lead singer was... Ohh!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46And he used to wear a kaftan!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Oh, boy, I can't BELIEVE they're coming to Letherbridge
0:13:49 > 0:13:51and they're going to play all their old hits!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54What will they do after the first five minutes?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Listen, I'm going to go and download some onto my MP3?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59You'll recognise some, I'm telling you!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's not broken. You took a bit of a pummelling!
0:14:04 > 0:14:09It's not my body I'm worried about, more my job.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10That was the Dean in the front row.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Fisticuffs with the Head of Philosophy?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Might as well pick up my P45 now.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17What was it, an existential argument?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19A bit closer to home than that.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22The guy's under the impression that I'm sleeping with his daughter.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Right. So, what, he was defending her honour?
0:14:25 > 0:14:26That would be a lost cause.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Gabrielle's what you would call a loose woman.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Gabrielle...?- Hillard.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I can introduce you, if you like?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37No, you're all right.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Elaine, Karen, here we go, listen!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Here! You have that one. There you go.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Right, now, this is just the intro, OK? You'll recognise the chorus.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Ooh, it's quite psychedelic.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I don't mind it. I like the sitar!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Told you!
0:15:03 > 0:15:07This, Joe, is what a mid-life crisis looks like.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Someone told me you and Oliver had a scrap?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I've been suspended!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Oh.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I can't believe you resorted to caveman behaviour because of me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31It's not as if I'm some wide-eyed ingenue,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33helplessly exploited by an older man!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35No, you're just like your mother.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Thanks.- It wasn't a compliment.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I didn't really sleep with him.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It was just a wheeze to wind you up.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- A wheeze?- Obviously, I didn't know you'd take it this seriously.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Still, maybe it'll do you good
0:15:53 > 0:15:57to put the corduroy jacket in mothballs for a while?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Indulge your new hobby!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02I doubt you'll see the funny side if I lose my job
0:16:02 > 0:16:06and can't afford to pay your exorbitant tuition fees!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Not that you're even likely to get a degree
0:16:08 > 0:16:10when all you've done is behave like a slut!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20'I've got better news for you this time.'
0:16:20 > 0:16:24The test results for the HIV are back and they are negative.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26You're OK.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30But I would regard the Chlamydia infection as a wake-up call.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Now, if you're having sex with multiple partners and it's unprotected, then you...
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Who said that I sleep around?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Erm...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I didn't say that.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42No but you disclosed that information in your HIV test.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I can't help it if men just throw themselves at me.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Looks like you throw yourself at them as well.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50What?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51You mean like this?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Hey, what are you doing!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Get off! No, back off, back off! You'll get me in trouble.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00What's wrong with you? Where's your self-respect?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Could you leave, please.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Slapdash doesn't even come into it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17What little work that there is here is full of holes!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21All right, I've let things slip over the last couple of weeks
0:17:21 > 0:17:26but I've been busy, Mandy, the blog, then there is the quilt-making...
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Freya, priorities!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I cannot believe that you've let some boring needlecraft group
0:17:31 > 0:17:32get in the way of your career.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Now, are you sure that the rest of the paperwork is at home?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I am positive!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39OK, you need to go through it with a fine toothcomb.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Your paperwork needs to be more immaculate than your cross-stitch.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Or you're going to lose your job.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- They're not going to give it to Kevin.- I wouldn't bet on it.
0:17:47 > 0:17:53Please, promise me, Freya, that you will forgo the quilt-making,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57and the blogging and EVEN Mandy, just for one night while you perfect your paperw... What?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I just didn't expect to get such a dreary piece of advice.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Not from you.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Do you want to qualify as a GP or not?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11OK, OK. I'll work on it tonight. All night if I have to.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14'Marching orders?!'
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I haven't been suspended since Secondary School.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I should've kept my mouth shut.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Nothing to do with you just did it to rile my dad.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Well, you certainly succeeded there.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I'm sorry.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I told Dad that we didn't have an affair.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38So...maybe you'll escape with a slap on the wrist.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Doubt that!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42But...
0:18:44 > 0:18:45..it was worth it.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50When can I see you again?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51It's not a good idea.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53It was a big mistake.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56One of many, for me.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59I see.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Well...good luck with George Eliot.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Bye.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Oh, by the way...
0:19:10 > 0:19:13..something you ought to know.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I recently found out I've got Chlamydia.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Might want to get yourself checked out.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25I'm meals on wheels now.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Mum's worried that you're wasting away.- What is it?- Lasagne.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32She's only burnt the top. I might join you, actually, I'm starving.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33No, no, no! You can't come in!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- You what?- I'm expecting company.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You're turning this place into your bachelor pad?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41A friend, a female friend but I'd like some privacy.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yuck.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Right, well, you can wow her with Mum's home cooking.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Fob it off as your own.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yeah, great. Thanks.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, Im?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Don't tell Mum, will you?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'm sorry about earlier.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14You were out of line.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15I'll get you a drink.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17No. Thanks.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Pint, please.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Wasn't expecting you this early.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Hello, gorgeous.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Homework?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Yeah.- Listen, don't worry about craft group tonight.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43I'll go on my own.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Don't you dare. I'm coming too.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Just got to finish this.- OK.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04You're meant to be working, Freya.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08I think we should make a move.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11This one is ready for some sleep.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Everything OK?- Hm.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18How did it go with the bookie's favourite?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19What?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Freya. Still think she's a shoo-in?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Course.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I don't think so. A two-horse race, no question.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Ain't over till Kevin sings. - What are you wittering on about?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Come on, my little love,
0:21:32 > 0:21:37I'm sure you've had quite enough of this horrible place, haven't you?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Daniel?- Yes?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Do you think I've changed since having Joe.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Lost my edge?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Course not. You're as rude and abrasive as you ever were.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Good. That's the right answer.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I know about your mum.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11I checked your family history this afternoon. I'm sorry.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15A year ago today.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20One minute she seemed fine,
0:22:20 > 0:22:22and the next the aneurysm.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- It can take a long time to... - She was more than a brilliant mum.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32She was my best friend.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34What about your dad? He must be grieving too.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Not that you'd know it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41He barely acknowledges her death or her life.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43People do grieve in a different ways.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46They were on the verge of separation when Mum died.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50She'd had affairs and...
0:22:50 > 0:22:53he still hasn't forgiven her.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56And I can't forgive him.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Sooner or later one of you has got to break.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03You expect him to be of some comfort,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06and resent the fact that he keeps everything bottled up.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09You can either wait for him to break the deadlock,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12or it might be easier for you to do it yourself.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33They're beautiful.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04That's it?
0:24:08 > 0:24:09I'm a ghost again, am I?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I'm sorry.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Why do your apologies always sound like accusations?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19I'm sorry.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I'm sure you need some time alone.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Dad?
0:24:33 > 0:24:38You know, Mum told me about her affairs.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I see.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Well, I'm sure you both had a good laugh at my expense.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45It wasn't like that.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48She should've been more discreet.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49As if her affairs weren't bad enough,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- she had to go and broadcast them. - You're not listening to me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Why would you tell me such a thing? Do you not think that
0:24:55 > 0:24:58my feelings, my grief, is not complicated enough?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Dad, please.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03This is me being nice.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I'm telling you because...
0:25:08 > 0:25:09she also told me that
0:25:09 > 0:25:12you were the greatest love of her life,
0:25:12 > 0:25:16and nothing would ever change that.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I can see that that's a white lie.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26It's the truth, Dad. I promise.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Please, Dad.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56So how's everything at "Fortress Hollins"?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Not leaving any windows open, are you?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02No, Mum, except for short periods of closely monitored ventilation.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Perfect, good lad.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Hey, I've got something special lined up for tomorrow night.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Does "Wanton Desire" mean anything to you?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14If this is something to do with you and Dad, then I'm hanging up now.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17They're an old band from Julia's flower power days.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Flower power? They'll probably need Zimmer frames by now.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22DOORBELL RINGS
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Is that a bell I can hear?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28'You've not invited any smelly mates round, have you?'
0:26:28 > 0:26:30No, I've just ordered pizza.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32But what about the lasagne I made?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I just fancied pizza tonight. It'll keep.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38'Well, don't let it go to waste.'
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Maybe I should pop over, give the place the once-over.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45No! Mum, there's absolutely no need. Put your feet up.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46I better go.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Hi, your room's upstairs, make yourself at home.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Make sure you do a good job.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12I've got a date with a couple of hundred screaming women.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Wanton Desire's rocking this town.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19You are rocking that headband, girl.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Twiggy, eat your heart out.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I thought that mini was cosy.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24A beautiful sunrise too.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I thought we'd start with good, old "Wild Sex".
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Pardon?
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