Wanton Desire

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0:00:31 > 0:00:33See ya!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Oi!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Woke up this morning feeling fine

0:00:37 > 0:00:42# I've got something special on my mind

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# Last night I met a new girl in the neighbourhood

0:00:45 > 0:00:47# Oh, yeah

0:00:47 > 0:00:52# Something tells me I'm into something good

0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Something tells me I'm into something... #

0:00:55 > 0:00:59That was a stellar right hook. Where did you learn that?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- You're lucky you're still standing, mate.- OK, pack it in.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06I sympathise, Officer. It was easy to get the wrong end of the stick.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Wrong end of what stick? You coming out of my girlfriend's place at nine in the ruddy morning?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13So, it was your girlfriend - the one in the boxer shorts?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Just to clarify. The boxers weren't mine.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I'm a congenital Y-front guy.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Are you taking the mick?!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Hey, hey, hey! Pack it in! - Listen, nothing happened.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I got totally blotto at the pub round the corner,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28your lady-friend took pity on a gentleman in distress

0:01:28 > 0:01:30and offered me a couch to sleep on. End of story.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'll rip your head off. No joke.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35That's your last warning, stop it!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36What've I missed?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- This one's for you. - Dr Jimmi Clay.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Pete "Pistol" Power.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42And this one needs booking in.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Nah, just let him go.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- What?- Pressing charges really isn't my scene.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Put it down to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Right, Doc. After you.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Keep your head turned to the right for me. That's it.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Ooh.- Sorry.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Make sure you do a good job.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Ah!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I've got to look dialled tonight.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Why's that?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I've got a date with a couple of hundred screaming women.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Wanton Desire's rocking this town.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20You've lost me.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's my band. Wanton Desire.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Never heard of "She-Wolf Woman"?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27# She-wolf woman

0:02:27 > 0:02:28# She-wolf woman

0:02:28 > 0:02:30# She's scary as hell

0:02:30 > 0:02:33# Can you hear her yell? #

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Got into the Top 30, that did.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37No, sorry, I... When was the single released?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39'69.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Bit before my time.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I guess so.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm the only original band member left.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Full of young guys like you now.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I sing all our vintage stuff, some covers.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Right, just keep your head turned to the right.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Where did you say the gig was? Letherbridge?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Ferret and Firkin.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Yeah, well, our aesthetic was way ahead of its time.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Then The Stones ripped us off.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Still, there are plenty of diehards around.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yes!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25# ..All those who come

0:03:25 > 0:03:29# To San Francisco

0:03:30 > 0:03:33# Be sure to wear

0:03:33 > 0:03:39# Some flowers in your hair... #

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Oh...

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Sorry.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45It's not you, my head's killing me.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It was a serious session last night, I can tell you.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Argh.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52He gave you a real beating.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yeah, well, if I was 30 years younger, I'd have had him.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59But, you know, fair dos, I had it coming.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Why's that?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I WAS in bed with his girlfriend.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Yes, still enjoy the rock band benefits.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Can't help myself.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Never settled down, then?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Wasn't really me.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12You married?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Yeah. Best thing I ever did.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I bet you had your own Jack the Lad phase, though, didn't you?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- I found it pretty empty in the end. - Yeah, sure you did!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I'm not saying it wasn't fun while it lasted!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Come off it - once a roving eye, always a roving eye.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Not any more.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Leopards don't change their spots.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Well, I got lucky - found the right woman.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Good for you.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Came close to it once, marriage.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42She was a good woman. Loyal.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yeah...

0:04:46 > 0:04:47She dodged the bullet.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02The Rookery, Farndale Road, please.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yes, I've got you down.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Thanks, Katie. I look forward to seeing you at eight. Bye.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17PHONE RINGS

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Hello? Yes, you've got the right number.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28# Trailer for sale or rent

0:05:28 > 0:05:31# Rooms to let, 50 cents

0:05:31 > 0:05:35# No phone, no pool, no pets

0:05:35 > 0:05:39# I ain't got no cigarettes

0:05:39 > 0:05:42# Ah, but two hours of pushin' broom

0:05:42 > 0:05:47# Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room

0:05:47 > 0:05:51# I'm a man of means by no means

0:05:51 > 0:05:54# King of the road... #

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Hello?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Get out!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Get out of my house!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Melissa, it's me! Pete!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Pete!

0:06:04 > 0:06:09So, are you going to explain?

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Yeah, well, the back door was open...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15No, I mean why are you here?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Well, I thought I'd pop round and see you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20SHE LAUGHS

0:06:20 > 0:06:21What?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You decided to break into my house just to say hello?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Um, yeah.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28You haven't changed.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Course not.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34So... I'm here on tour.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35I know.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37You do?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39You didn't think I would?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Actually, I was thinking about coming to see your show tonight,

0:06:43 > 0:06:45but it's David's retirement party.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46David?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yes. That's David.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh, right. Your...?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54My husband. Yes.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Looks a decent bloke.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57He is.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58He better treat you well.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, he does. Don't worry.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03He's a very kind man, doting.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh, good.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08So, you're, um...happy, yeah?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Yes.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Yes, of course.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21PHONE BEEPS

0:07:41 > 0:07:44How about now?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Why didn't you just come over?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I didn't want to hijack your study period if you were busy.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54For future reference, you can hijack my study periods whenever you like,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58especially when it comes to 17th-century metaphysical poetry.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yes, it's probably a bit much.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09No, no! I'm not used to being bought flowers, that's all.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11It's really sweet of you.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14What are you doing for the next couple of hours?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Not much.- Do you fancy swapping a coffee for a glass of Cabernet?

0:08:18 > 0:08:19What do you mean?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I was thinking French cuisine?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Le Champignon?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Um, not exactly. I was meaning the Icon.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29They're doing a special French theme today.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Great!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh... Maybe I should change out of these?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35You look perfect.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41And you thought you were turning into the driveway of that B&B, and it was a field!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Any time you navigated, it always ended in a disaster.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Now, that's not fair! It was five in the morning!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Anyway, I thought the Mini was cosy.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yes.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54A beautiful sunrise, too.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Do you remember what you said to me?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yeah.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Did you mean it?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, it's David.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Right. Well, I guess I better skedaddle.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12What? No, no! You should stay.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14David would love to meet you. He's a big fan.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17No, it would be awkward for you. For him, too.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19No, no. Please stay.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- You've made a good life for yourself - I don't want to muck it up.- Pete!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Sorry, I can't.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32I've got to go.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Bye, Pete.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Bye.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54He can do Tuesday at 11.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55That'll be fine.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58That's working, Mr Fahid, 11 o'clock.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00OK, I'll see you then. Bye.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Dun-ah!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Wow! You are rocking that headband, girl.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Twiggy, eat your heart out.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Has Hallowe'en come early this year?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Mr Kristensen?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Ignore him. You look great.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21He's right - I look ridiculous.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23I'm too old to wear this stuff.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Nonsense!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Why are you wearing it?

0:10:26 > 0:10:27The gig tonight!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Of course!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yes, well, you'll look the part.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34You mean the part of a middle-aged woman trying to regain her youth?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36No!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38In fact, you've inspired us, hasn't she, Karen?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Definitely.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door... #

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. #

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Ok, Pistol, let's get you down from there.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59# Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time

0:10:59 > 0:11:01# I'm having a ball!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03# Don't stop me now. #

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Get yourself down and look sharp about it.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10# You can't always get what you want. #

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Right, I've had enough.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14# I've had enough!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15# I can't put up with it any more

0:11:15 > 0:11:16# No, no, no, no, no. #

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Stage dive!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20No, no, no!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Arghhhh!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25I've got to admit, stage-diving into a crowd of three wasn't my best idea.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Yep. Do you often drink like this in the middle of the day?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33I get nervous before a gig. It helps me relax.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34How much do you drink a week?

0:11:34 > 0:11:35I don't keep track.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Mind if I check your torso?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ooh!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Probably a bruise.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yeah, well, there's no bruise there.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53Pain in that area can sometimes indicate a liver problem.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55It's better if you're straight with me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59I know I have a liver issue. My doctor in London is on it, OK?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I've had tests. I'm waiting for the results.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04In my opinion, you should cancel the gig.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- What?- You're not up to it.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09No way! This is the last night of the tour.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I'm thinking about your health. It should be important to you too.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Look, I can't let the fans down.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19All I've got to do is make it through tonight, right?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22After that, well, I'm actually thinking about calling it quits.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I mean it. Look...

0:12:27 > 0:12:29A little place I have down in Devon.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Nice.- Had this dream for years about retiring down there.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Building a recording studio, doing a bit of producing,

0:12:35 > 0:12:39enjoying the sea air, taking it a little easier.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41So, you see, I'm not so crazy after all.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45But I have to perform tonight.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46That's how it is.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Try and make it down there.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Thanks, but I'm working late.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'll leave your name at the door.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Thank you.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Listen, try and stay off the alcohol.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58It's a bit like asking a squirrel to give up nuts,

0:12:58 > 0:13:00but I'll try.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Pete here.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Oh, hello.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11You have?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14OK.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15So, what's the situation?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Right.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Right.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27I see.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30OK, thanks.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35What was that dessert called again?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Tartelettes aux framboises a la creme de mascarpone.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40All that for a jam tart.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Well, everything sounds better in French.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Particularly after you've had a few glasses of wine.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Well, thank you for letting me finish the "tarte aux framboises".

0:13:50 > 0:13:52That shows you really care!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Well, I do...care.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I've had a great time.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Me too.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02So, er...

0:14:02 > 0:14:04what are you doing tonight?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06No plans. Why?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09How does a night in a swanky getaway sound?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11A hotel?

0:14:11 > 0:14:15No, it's much better than that. A friend's pad, this huge mansion.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18He said I can stay there any time.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20We'll have the run of the place.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22What do you say?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Yeah... OK.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Quite a turn-out!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I am so sorry!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42They were huge in the '60s, I promise you!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44No apology required.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46But I'm the one that dragged you here.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Who cares about numbers? Let's get a drink.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Or a few bottles.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55That's the idea! It might not be Wembley, but it'll be bustin'!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Thanks for showing up, you guys!

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Love you all.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Love you too!

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Shake those hips!

0:15:30 > 0:15:33One, two, three, four!

0:15:33 > 0:15:36MUSIC INTRO STARTS

0:15:38 > 0:15:40# Do you love me?

0:15:40 > 0:15:41# Do you love me?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Do you love me?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Do you love me?

0:15:45 > 0:15:46# Do you love me?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48# Do you love me?

0:15:48 > 0:15:56# Now that I can dance

0:15:56 > 0:15:57# Watch me now!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58# Work, work

0:15:58 > 0:16:00# Oh, work it all, baby

0:16:00 > 0:16:02# Work, work

0:16:02 > 0:16:04# Well, you're drivin' me crazy

0:16:04 > 0:16:05# Work, work

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- # With a little bit of soul now - Work

0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Well, I can mash potato

0:16:11 > 0:16:13# I can mash potato... #

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Pete Perkin is checking you out!

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Who?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Pete Perkin!

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Pete Power!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Whatever!

0:16:24 > 0:16:25He's checking you out!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Still got it, Julia!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Show him your moves!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31# Do you love me?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33# Do you love me?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35# Do you love me... #

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Thanks.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42See ya.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03You guys have been awesome. We're going to take a short break! Be back in a mo!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05CHEERING

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Go on, Julia.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Come on! Go!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Go on!

0:17:16 > 0:17:17We rocked out, right?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Definitely.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I can't tell you how long I've waited to meet you!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Do I feel like getting wasted or what?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23How about you?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I was just going to say how fantastic...

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You don't need to answer that.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29You look great, by the way.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Well, thank you very much.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I thought we could start with good old wild sex.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Pardon?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- You ever had that? - Not recently.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You don't know what you're missing.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Just pulling your plonker! It's a cocktail.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Oh! - But, actually, you should try it,

0:17:46 > 0:17:49and I'm not talking about the cocktail.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Anyway, sex aside, you look like a cocktail kind of lady -

0:17:53 > 0:17:55wine's for fuddy-duddies.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57So, what would you like?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Wine, actually.- Sorry... What did you say you wanted?

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Do you know what? I'm actually going to sit this one out.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05What?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Yeah, I've got to get back to my friends. Thank you.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Nice to meet you.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15DOORBELL RINGS

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Katie and Sam?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Hi.- Hi.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Right.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Well, your room is upstairs, second on the right.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Cheers.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Just give me a shout if you need anything...

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Hi!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I hoped I'd catch you.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Isn't it David's retirement?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52I slipped away.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I don't have long.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Well, it's great to see you.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59You look beautiful.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Thank you.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06A Singapore Sling for the lady, with an extra shot of gin.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Well remembered!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Of course. You're still in time for the second half of the gig.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Actually, I...came to talk.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Well, I can do that too.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Mel, what's up?

0:19:20 > 0:19:21David's a good man.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yeah, I know.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- You said.- But...

0:19:26 > 0:19:28You and me, Pete...

0:19:29 > 0:19:31We were something, weren't we?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33That's just it.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I love David, I do...

0:19:37 > 0:19:39but I'm not in love with him.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Do you understand?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Mel, where are you going with this?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I want to feel how I used to, Pete.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I want to feel something, but...

0:19:50 > 0:19:51you...

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Well, we...

0:19:53 > 0:19:56SHE SIGHS

0:19:56 > 0:19:59This must all sound so crazy, but I thought that...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Thought what?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04This is our last chance, Pete.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Mel...

0:20:06 > 0:20:07What?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Look at me, I'm a walking disaster!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Don't say that.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I'm still knocking this stuff back.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- I don't care.- Mel!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18You're much better without me.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22We had big plans. Remember that cottage we talked about by the sea?

0:20:24 > 0:20:25No...

0:20:25 > 0:20:27No, sorry, babes, I don't.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30It was in Devon. You swore you were going to buy it one day.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34I don't remember.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36It was our dream, Pete.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Yes, a dream...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42but it's too late now.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43No, it isn't.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Remember what you said that dawn after we'd slept in the Mini?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Mel, we were stupid kids back then.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52We didn't have a clue what we were saying, especially me.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Do yourself a favour,

0:20:54 > 0:20:56go back to David.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58He's what you need.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I need you, Pete.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01You.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Mel...

0:21:03 > 0:21:06MUSIC STARTS

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Mel, I've...

0:21:08 > 0:21:12I've got to get back.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26# She-wolf woman

0:21:26 > 0:21:30# She-wolf woman She's as scary as hell

0:21:30 > 0:21:33# Can you hear her yell?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36# She-wolf woman... #

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Is this the house?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Yes. Fantastic, isn't it?

0:21:41 > 0:21:42This house?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Yes, this one.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Er...Immie?!

0:21:49 > 0:21:50She seems keen!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Jack!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Jack, what is going on?!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Shhh! I've got some mates round!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Cheers.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Who was that?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Er... Liam, or Luke...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14And the money?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I rented them a room.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Am I going mental,

0:22:18 > 0:22:21or have you turned our house into some kind of a knocking shop?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Wow!

0:22:24 > 0:22:27I didn't think even you could stoop that low.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Oh, there you are!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Why did you run off?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Why don't you ask the guy that's running this place, my brother?

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Your...

0:22:39 > 0:22:40your brother?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Yeah.- I...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I didn't know.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45I gathered that.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Jack, meet Cillian.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49What?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50This is Cillian?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52You two were coming here...?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55My own sister? That is disgusting!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I don't think you're in a position to judge anyone right now!

0:22:57 > 0:23:02For your information, he said this was his friend's gorgeous pad,

0:23:02 > 0:23:04not my brother's grubby little brothel!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06He told me on the phone it was classy.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Your "friend" here told you that, did he?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10You know as much about romance as Jack the Ripper.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- I didn't think it would be like this! - Get lost, pervert.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oh, Imogen.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I said go!

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Hold on, you need to pay up.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23What?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I had to turn customers away.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I'll just...

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Right.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Seems like a nice enough bloke.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48# She-wolf woman

0:23:48 > 0:23:50# She-wolf woman... #

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Ow!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56# She-wolf woman... #

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Jimmi!

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Jimmi...!

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Hey, Jimmi, you don't know what you've missed!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Julia has pulled Pete Perkin!

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Pete Power.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Best time ever.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Ever!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Hey, did you come to sing with Pete whatshisname?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13- What?- Yeah!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Yeah!- You're good!

0:24:16 > 0:24:17You'll be great!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22# She-wolf woman

0:24:22 > 0:24:23# She-wolf woman... #

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Pete!- Hey!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Pity you didn't make it earlier, it was a blinder.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Sorry I missed it. What are you doing?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32It's a no-go.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- My doctor called earlier.- And?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Got the test results.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Bit grim, I'm afraid.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41We're talking liver transplant.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Look, it doesn't have to be as bad as you think.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47There's a 90% chance of survival after the first year.

0:24:47 > 0:24:4976% after the first five.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Nah, I don't want to go through all that.- Why not?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Being an invalid is just not me.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I've got my image to worry about, right?

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Don't you want to live?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Yes, but it's about quality of life.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I don't want to exist.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06I want to live like I did tonight - out on stage, belting it out.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- That's living.- You might feel different in the morning.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13No, I won't. I know who I am and I'm happy with it.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Anyway, it's not all bad news.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Why's that?

0:25:16 > 0:25:20There was an agent in the audience, convinced the band has a big future.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Doesn't do any harm.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Not bad-looking either.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28This is what it's all about.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31I'm going out on a high.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40You're not getting the situation. There's no harm in any of this.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Really?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44There's no prostitution, if that's what you're worried about,

0:25:44 > 0:25:47just students looking for somewhere a bit quieter than a room on campus.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Right, and, er...

0:25:49 > 0:25:51what would Mum and Dad think of this?

0:25:51 > 0:25:54They won't find out - it's totally hush-hush.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56I wouldn't bank on that.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Hang on, you don't understand, I'm doing them a massive favour.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Yeah, right!

0:26:01 > 0:26:04With the boatload of money I'm raking in from this place,

0:26:04 > 0:26:06they won't have to support me at uni.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07How very thoughtful of you(!)

0:26:07 > 0:26:08I can pull a grand a week.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10As if!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Then, what do you think all this is?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19So, we're cool?

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Nice try.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22No, just...

0:26:22 > 0:26:25I'm sure that we can come to some sort of arrangement.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Make a deal. Yeah?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28OK.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30I want the big room when we move in.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32OK, done.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Phone.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36And a cut of the takings.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38I'm serious.

0:26:41 > 0:26:4480/20.

0:26:44 > 0:26:4770/30.

0:26:48 > 0:26:5060/40.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01I should cocoa!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- How much?- 50 quid.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04It is only a small room.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08If you google "mutton dressed as lamb", you'll get a picture of me.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Don't be silly.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12I'm staying in here for the rest of my life.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16You've got a basic misunderstanding of immersion therapy.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Open.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Mmm!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Oh, I'd forgotten how good chocolate is.

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