Pants on Fire

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:29 > 0:00:31CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:49 > 0:00:53So I'll call you as soon as I get there, OK?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Miss you lots.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Hey!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh! Careful!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Thank you.- My pleasure.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Laney!- Sophie, I'm so sorry. Traffic was...

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Sorry I'm late.- Aren't you going to introduce me?- Josh Reynolds.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I don't... - I'm Sophie, Elaine's sister.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Elaine?- She's the older sister.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Not that much older.- Liar.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- I don't lie!- Not very well! - Ladies.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36You'll excuse me. I have several newspapers to catch up on.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- I've never met him before in my life.- OK, I believe you.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Come on, then. What's the occasion?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Do we need an excuse?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- No, of course not. It's been too long.- Far too long.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- So how are you?- I'm good.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Can we do all of these? - Whatever you want. My treat.

0:02:03 > 0:02:09Oh, it's so good to have a day... Just to have a day here.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Look at this place!- Have you seen any of the others recently?

0:02:13 > 0:02:19Um, Emma-Jane a few months back. No change there!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23And the boys come up when they can. Grumpy old men, the pair of them.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What about... - So what's first? Hot sugar scrub?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Or we could start in the pool.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Excuse me. Have you seen anyone waiting here?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44A woman, my height, a few years older.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48That's the joy of the hotel lobby. You get to see everything and everyone.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52My flight was cancelled so I'm more comfortable here than at the airport

0:02:52 > 0:02:55so I'm just kicking back my heels, waiting for a call.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Listen, why don't you get yourself a coffee, have a think,

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- I'll just check on something. I'll be back in a minute.- OK.

0:03:07 > 0:03:13- I see. And, um...- Your friend is looking for you right now.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Lane! We did say ten, didn't we? - We did. I'm so sorry.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21- We were just getting acquainted. - Hilary, this is...- Josh Reynolds.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Just passing acquaintances. Sisters, right?

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Right. So, how are you?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- You look... - Oh, just tired. Stuff, you know.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Which is why you need pampering. Here, take a look at this.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'll be right back.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Are you OK?- Yes. I'm fine.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Listen, Sophie, I want you to promise me something.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56I have something to say and I need you to promise to hear me through.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- I knew it!- I haven't been entirely candid with either of you.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Typical.- Oh!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04She's surprised, that's all.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Not her. You!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11If I'd told you, would you have come?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13That is not the point.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- The point is this has gone on long enough.- I didn't start it.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I don't care who started it. It's got to stop.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- You can't tell me what to do.- No.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- I'm not some kid.- No. - And you're not Mum.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28- She still out there?- Of course.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I thought you were smarter than this.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39THUD

0:04:39 > 0:04:42We will never play happy families.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Yes, so I gather. Pardon me for thinking we could all act like civilised human beings.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Well, I might and you might. - She's your sister!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53She's a stupid, lying cow. You don't understand.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Obviously not. So talk to me.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57No.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Look, we can sort this out. We just have to talk it through.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05This isn't one of your counselling sessions.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Oh, it is? This is one of your counselling sessions?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13You want me and her to have therapy, a little bonding session with you?

0:05:13 > 0:05:17If you get me and her in a room, it'll be more than a little bonding!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- In fact, I'll show you what'll happen.- Hilary!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- You want us to talk.- Not like this.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Get out of the way. - Look, just wait here.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29This isn't quite how I envisioned it.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- What did you expect? Tears of joy?- Yes.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Tears of joy. Tears of happiness. Why not?- Ask her.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Why don't you ask her?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Because I'm leaving.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Satisfied?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49No, no, no. You're not leaving like this. No.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- We are going to talk. - You have no right.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I have every right to bang my sisters' heads together.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- She didn't even come to my wedding. - And you didn't go to hers.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00For an intelligent woman, you can be so...

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I'm just trying to help.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I've had a morning from hell and I was really looking forward to this.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- You, me, time together. - We can still have that.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09- You, me and her?- Not a chance!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Look, you're both sisters. You're Sophie and Hilary.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- You love each other. You're inseparable.- That was then.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18It was less than five years ago. What happened?

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- She insulted my husband.- She lied. - Only cos she lied first.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25So you both lied. That's nothing new, is it?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29She said she couldn't come to my wedding because she'd been to Wimbledon

0:06:29 > 0:06:32and had an allergic reaction to the strawberries and cream.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- My face was all puffed up and red. - Was this true?- No.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38And you didn't go to Hilary's wedding because?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Why should I? She didn't come to mine.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- You didn't go because? - Friggatriskaidekaphobia.- What?

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Friggatriskaidekaphobia. - Fear of Friday the 13th.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- MORBID fear of Friday the 13th. - The wedding was on a Saturday!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Yes, but I'd have had to travel on the Friday!- Stop it!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Stop it.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Some fresh air?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- I promised Dad I'd keep an eye on you.- That's not fair.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14You can't bring Dad into this.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18If I don't want her in my life, that is my decision.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's nothing to do with you and nothing to do with Dad.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23If Dad were alive, he wouldn't be speaking to her either.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Oh, yes, like he'd have anything to do with you!- Stop it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Dad would hate this. I hate this.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33What started it? I don't mean those ridiculous lies.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Why didn't you go to Sophie's wedding?- She hates Jeremy.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I don't hate him.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I just... He's not right. Not for you.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Well, you're wrong.- Sophie, wait. She's wrong. You were wrong.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Anyone can see. You're together, you're happy.

0:07:56 > 0:08:02- I might possibly be wrong about Jeremy.- Yes, you were.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04So are we getting somewhere?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Speak of the devil.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13It can't be. He's got meetings all day.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Jeremy, we were just talking about you.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17What have you done with her?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23She was here. Right here.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29SHE SIGHS

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I thought it was just the two of you.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Or is it a gathering of the entire clan?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Well, she won't have got far, not with Hilary in tow. - They could be anywhere.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46No rush. I'll grab a paper and make myself comfortable.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Let me know when you find her.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Don't. Just don't.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58(Laney!)

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- (The wheelchair. Fetch the wheelchair. By the door.)- Why?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Please, Elaine. We need the wheelchair.- Are you all right?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Elaine! Wheelchair. Now.- OK.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Excuse me.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Thank you.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, I did wonder. Saw it sitting there.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I'm not doing it. - Please, Hils. You've got to.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- One wheelchair.- You're an angel.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- What's going on? - She won't get into the chair.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I mean the bigger picture. What's going on?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56It's quite complicated. Please.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01OK, so my marriage...

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- It's not 100% perfect. - Surprise, surprise.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Hilary!

0:10:07 > 0:10:12I just need some me time sometimes. You know, time and space to myself.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Away from Jeremy. - Are you having an affair?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18No! Yes. Not the affair.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Oh, it's all so complicated.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- Three years ago, you got glandular fever.- What?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I told Jeremy you had glandular fever.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31You're my sister. I had to visit, make sure you were OK.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36It was just for a few days. And it was great!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- I went to the seaside, Whitley Bay. - I don't believe this.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Jeremy didn't object. Well, how could he?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45And then you got worse.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48The glandular fever seemed to get better,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50but then it turned into multiple sclerosis.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Oh, for heaven's sake. - How bad was I?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You were really poorly.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I had to come and visit you much more often,

0:10:58 > 0:11:02especially once you needed the wheelchair. I had to do everything for you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- You did that for me? - You're my sister.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07For goodness' sake. What were we talking about outside?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Where do these ridiculous lies come from?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12There's nothing wrong with lying in a good cause.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Jeremy thinks you're stuck in a wheelchair!- And?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19You can't tell Jeremy.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22She's been lying for three years. We can't tell him the truth.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23He'd leave me.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25What do you suggest?

0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Hilary, how are you? It's been too long.- I'm fine.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44That spasms. I have no control.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Sophie's been wonderful. You have no idea.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- I thought you had meetings. - Cancelled.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Flight from Dubai never arrived. - Tell me about it.- So here I am.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- You can't stay here.- I can. - What she means is you'd hate it.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02It's all massages and manicures and aromatherapy.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04There's aromatherapy?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08There's a bar and a restaurant. Newspapers. I have my laptop, paperwork I can catch up on.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- They do great coffee.- See?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I'll be fine. You enjoy your girls' day out. You'll hardly notice me.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16This way?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- JOSH REYNOLDS CHUCKLES - Thank you.- You hit him!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25He kissed me. I didn't ask him to kiss me.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- But you hit him! - You've never actually seen anyone with MS, have you?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- That was insulting and patronising. - Wasn't I doing it right?

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Perhaps you could teach her? - The point is...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Laney, Laney, the point is it's worked.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Hils and me. You wanted us back together again.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44It is very touching.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Drinks for my wonderful sisters.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Yes, very good(!)

0:12:51 > 0:12:55We can get together every Christmas with Emma-Jane and the boys

0:12:55 > 0:12:58just as long as Hilary remembers to bring her wheelchair!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I could recover.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01You're a doctor, you could cure her.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Don't be ridiculous! We are merely postponing the inevitable.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Come on, Elaine. Have a drink.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- You can't be a spoilsport all day. - Oh, she can.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14She never could lie to save her life, but she could sulk for a week!

0:13:14 > 0:13:19- That's not true!- Yes, it is! Do you remember your purple skirt?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- You had no right to borrow it!- 30 years on and she's still sulking.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25You're wrong about the lies.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- I could lie as well as either of you.- As if.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31"No, Daddy, you can't go into my room..."

0:13:31 > 0:13:33"There's a giant rat under the bed!"

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Well, I... I've had more practice since then!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39And at least when I lie, I keep it within the realms of the plausible!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Anyway, that one wasn't a lie.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45There was a giant rat under the bed, it was Shaun Matthews.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Isn't that Mike?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Don't let him come in here!- What?

0:13:50 > 0:13:55- He can't see her! - You can't get out of the chair! What if Jeremy sees you?!

0:13:55 > 0:13:56You don't understand.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59OK, don't panic. I'll sort something out. I'll delay him.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I know, I know. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Nonsense. It's lovely to see you.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- She'll be furious. - Why would she be furious?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Was that...?- What?- I thought...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19I just saw Hils in a wheelchair.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23- No! You couldn't have done. - No, no, I'm sure...

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Sophie's not here, is she?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Er...

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- I had no idea.- Just a get-together.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- She's in a wheelchair!- An accident. A silly little accident.

0:14:32 > 0:14:37Look, why don't you wait here, and I'll see if I can go and find them.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Still here?- Oh, yes.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Welcome to the circus.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Has he gone? No, and there's a bit of an issue

0:14:57 > 0:14:59He can't know that Sophie is here.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02That's part of the issue. I've told him she is.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03No!

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Laney! Couldn't you have lied?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I did. As well.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I seem to have told him you're stuck in a wheelchair.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I said you had an accident.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13What have you done?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm sorry. I panicked.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I didn't know what else to say.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22So, you're married to Hilary.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Fine woman. They're all fine women.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- And here they come. - Mike! It's been a very long time!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33I am so, so sorry.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37It's fine. I'm fine. I'll be as right as rain in a few days.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- You're so brave! - She doesn't like to dwell on things.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43She's lost the baby, Hils! She's allowed to dwell on that!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45You were pregnant at the time of the accident?

0:15:45 > 0:15:51She doesn't like to talk about it! OK?! I don't even know what you're doing here. We agreed...

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- I'm trying to save our marriage. - I've got treatments booked all day.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57I'll wait.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Time out?- Time out.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12What was that?!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Sophie's pregnant. Was pregnant.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21- Fat chance of that!- Which parallel universe are we in right now?

0:16:21 > 0:16:25We've been trying for a baby. A long time. It didn't happen.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28We tried IVF, everything. Three cycles. And then, he just gave up.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32He said it was pointless, and we couldn't afford it. So...

0:16:32 > 0:16:35So you told him Sophie was pregnant.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36She's older than me.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Thank you very much!- I thought, if you can do it, so can I. He just needed encouragement.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- A few white lies... - At my expense.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Oh, Hilary...

0:16:44 > 0:16:47We barely talk.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49We had a big argument today and I told him I wasn't coming back.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Hilary, I'm sorry, really, I am.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57We can talk about the IVF - there's things you can try.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00But you've got to be honest with him.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03All this stuff with Sophie - what were you going to tell him?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05When were you going to mention it was a lie?

0:17:05 > 0:17:08It doesn't matter now. Not since the accident.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- What accident? - My accident.

0:17:10 > 0:17:15- She's using my tragedy to dig herself out of a hole of her own making.- You didn't have an accident.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- You were never pregnant. - That's not the point!

0:17:17 > 0:17:22She's got to stay in the chair for Jeremy. She's got MS!

0:17:22 > 0:17:26And you've had a terrible accident with multiple injuries! Not to mention the miscarriage!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- If Mike sees you walking about... - What do you care? You've left him!

0:17:29 > 0:17:32What do I care?

0:17:33 > 0:17:34No!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45What the...?! Get off!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Stay in the chair! We went along with your pantomime - this one's for Hilary.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I want to go home and Jeremy's got the car.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- He's the other side of the lounge. - And?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55You have to stay in the chair till we're out of sight of Mike.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57OK.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00HE COUGHS AND CHOKES

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Is it out?- Mm.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's just dry in here.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15How bad is it?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Not good.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Do you really want to go home with him?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- All done? - Hardly started.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Oh. Coffee?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28We've got an appointment. Hot stones massage.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Mike!

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Mike? Mike's here? It's been years! We should have lunch.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- No! - I insist. My treat.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Family gathering. - You can't say no to that.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Will you...?! - All seated round the same table.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48- OK. Lunch. The restaurant. One o'clock.- What?!

0:18:48 > 0:18:53So, Dubai was a no show? I'm waiting on Berlin.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56They're all stacked up...

0:18:57 > 0:19:02- Mike. Lunch. All of us. With Jeremy. One o'clock.- Jeremy?!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04In the restaurant. One o'clock.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- It won't work.- We just hold our nerve. Get through this meal.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Get through this day... - They're not entirely stupid.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20You don't think you can carry it off?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22The bolder the lie, the greater the challenge.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Mike! Long time...

0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Hi, Jeremy.- Are you with Elaine? - I'm just making up the numbers.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Looks like they're ready.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, here we all are.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Hope you don't mind? I couldn't stay away.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44The more the merrier. So, when was the last time we all got together?

0:19:44 > 0:19:45It's been a while.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47You couldn't make it to the wedding.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49No.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Well, we had a lovely morning. - A girl can never have too much pampering!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Come home.- Stop it!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Trouble in paradise?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- I knew this was a bad idea. We should go.- No! I don't want to.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Shall we order?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- If she wants to go...- Sophie! - Maybe you should leave?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06- Shall I fetch the chair? - I'll get it.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Please, you two don't need to leave. - We're not going anywhere.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- What's going on? - Nothing!

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Don't lie to me! Darling...

0:20:15 > 0:20:18We're going. Now. We're leaving.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- No. - OK... Enough is enough.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24I'm sorry, the game's up. Mike, Jeremy,

0:20:24 > 0:20:28there's something you should know. We have confessions to make.

0:20:28 > 0:20:34- Oh, Lane. We've talked about this...- What?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36She's been under a lot of pressure recently.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- What can you do?- That's what today was all about, really.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Just being there, for our sister. - This is ridiculous.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Would I lie about something as serious as this?- Masterful!

0:20:46 > 0:20:50You might have noticed some unusual things going on today. We tried to hide it...

0:20:50 > 0:20:54It's probably better to get these things out into the open.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57There's no shame in a nervous breakdown.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I am not having a nervous breakdown.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Laney, it's all right. We don't have to hide it.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You're amongst friends.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I knew it. There's always been something odd about her.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11I'd get out while you still can. I'll be in the bar.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I'm so sorry.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Come on, fella. Let's leave this to the ladies.

0:21:16 > 0:21:21Nice try. They're just too good for you.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Sorry!

0:21:23 > 0:21:28You're not getting me in that chair. No-one gets that chair. Not any more.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- What are you going to do? - Whatever it takes.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Not one of your lies?! - You can't tell the truth!- Watch me!

0:21:40 > 0:21:44A "breakdown?" Well, she's always been a bit cracked.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46That's not very nice.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48He's not a very nice man, Mike. Hilary had him right all along.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51You should really take things easy, Elaine.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56- He's right. You don't want to get agitated.- "Agitated"?! I'll tell you what gets me agitated...

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Not interested. In fact, forget the drink. I'm leaving.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02We're leaving. You can stay here with the lunatic and the cripple. I've had enough.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06What does he mean - "the lunatic and the cripple"?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09I think you should come with me.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Dammit!

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Hello.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Jeremy. Are you sure you want this?

0:22:24 > 0:22:25What?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27You go there, I can't keep you from the truth.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- You too. I can't protect you any more. - I don't need your protection.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32What's wrong with the truth?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34She loves you. Remember that.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39Look, no chair. No MS.

0:22:39 > 0:22:44You said she was ill. All those visits...

0:22:44 > 0:22:46You're OK!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Yes. I'm OK. No accident.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53- What accident?- No baby. There never was.- What the...?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- I don't understand. - I'm sorry. I thought...

0:22:56 > 0:22:57If she could do it...

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Yes. Something like that.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03What are you doing? She lied to you!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06It's all part of her charm.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10You're as mad as the rest of them. And you are coming with me.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Not today.- She's my wife.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- He made a pass at me.- What?!

0:23:14 > 0:23:18Before we got together. It was at their engagement party.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24I know. I think I've always known.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I told him to shove it.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28You lying little...

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Oi, oi!- Hit him, Mike!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Aaaargh!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I suppose I should take a look at that.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44It's all right.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46I don't think it's damaged.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Your flight?

0:23:59 > 0:24:04- I got the call. Guess I missed all the fun, huh?- Not all of it...

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Where are you going? It's a broken ankle!

0:24:14 > 0:24:20Come back here! You get in this ambulance right now!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Sophie? Sophie!

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Well, if you're ever in Seattle...

0:24:27 > 0:24:32- Do you think you could cope? - If you can leave your family this side of the pond!

0:24:32 > 0:24:37You know...truth, lies - those are just words. An honest heart.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39That's what really matters.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47OK, driver. You take care.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48And you.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Sophie!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12We haven't got a good track record with parties.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14This time will be different. I've got caterers,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16so we won't have any food poisoning.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Mum says we can only invite one friend to this party.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Have you got that many? - Oh, ha ha!

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Do you fancy coming to a party this evening?- 'Of course.'

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Who else is coming?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, I've had an invitation.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30End of term party. Tonight. Jack Hollins' house.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31What?!

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd