Carpe Diem

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0:00:53 > 0:00:55You're kind. You're thoughtful.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Gentle. Giving.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Wherever you go, you bring laughter.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04You're beautiful, like the rarest orchid.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09I've waited too long to do this. So, will you?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Oh, Jimmi.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Will I what, though?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17No, Cherry, no!

0:01:17 > 0:01:18SHE CHOKES

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Cherry, no, Cherry!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Cherry, Cherry!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Cherry, no!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Morning.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Hey.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Here we go.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Thanks.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Have a good day installing the wireless or whatever it is that you're doing.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Yeah, I'll get us a takeaway.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You know how to spoil a girl.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01- Bye.- See you later.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Who's here for lunch?- Not me.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Me, after my shift.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You back at the Icon today?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I've got to get some cash somehow.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- What about you, Immie? Isn't it about time you got a summer job?- I suppose so.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- That's if you can fit it in with your community payback.- Yeah, OK.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I suppose that's the sort of thing

0:02:33 > 0:02:37- you'll have to sort out in the interview. Bit tricky.- Dad!

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Shall we leave it?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Fine.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's not going to be like this all summer, is it?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50I'm so very sorry.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Have a think about your options.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Talk it through.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Yes, we will.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Sorry.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well at least talk to me, Tom!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- It doesn't matter what you say. - Please!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19No! I've made my mind up. You know I'm right.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Everything all right?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Fine.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42- SHE SIGHS - I'm just tired of keeping the peace.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Rob just won't let it go. He keeps sniping at Immie.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46She's keeping her head down.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I know it's going to kick off all over again

0:03:49 > 0:03:51and I don't think I can stand it.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54He'll calm down. You just need to give him some time.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I just want us to get back to normal.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59If you could ever call us that.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Cherry's right. It's bound to take time.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Yeah, I'd better get on.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Gin and tonic, please.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Coming up.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Tough morning? - Oh, you know.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Well, you've come to the right place.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'm beginning to think I have.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Nice young man pouring me a large drink.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Ice and lemon?- Mmm.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Let's push the boat out, shall we?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Why not?- And sail away somewhere nice.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41You can steer and I'll sunbathe on the deck.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45I'm not raising my voice!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48But can someone tell me why it has taken until now...?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50No. No, no, no, listen to me.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Why it's taken until now to tell me that the heat will affect the strings?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57No-one mentioned that before.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Don't put me on hold.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hello, mate! Daniel sent me. I'm here to save the day.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Have you got anything to eat?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Hello? Hello?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Mate, just tell me what you want me to do. I'm here to help.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Help put on the old ball and chain!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Daniel say's he's sorry he couldn't make it

0:05:23 > 0:05:25but one of his patients died this morning.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30The string quartet can't play.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33The humidity in the greenhouse puts their instruments out of tune.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Apparently.- Yeah. The wood expands.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40They've got a trumpet.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Or a xylophonist.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Great. Why don't we just send in the clowns?!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50This is getting ridiculous! We're way behind schedule!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52We should have picked up the table and chairs by now.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Mate, it's not the end of the world. - Isn't it?

0:05:54 > 0:05:55That's OK, then!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Do you have any idea what I'm trying to achieve here?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01This is supposed to be the best day my life

0:06:01 > 0:06:03and I'm trying to make it perfect.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Daniel? Jimmi's having a freak-out.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06No, I'm not having a freak out.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08The musicians won't play.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Yeah.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Is that someone crying...?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, yeah, sorry, mate. Bye.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I'm not having a freak-out.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20He says you should sing.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22What?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- If I could sing, that's what I'd do. - Sing what?- I don't know.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Her favourite song.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- No, it would need rehearsing. - Mate, be spontaneous.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Spontaneous isn't going to work! It's going to need rehearsing to get it right.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Jimmi! Chill! Serenade her. She'll love it. It'll be romantic.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I could hire a keyboard player.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Right, OK. Phone the agency.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Hire a keyboard player. - I'll do it.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Right. Let's go.

0:07:01 > 0:07:07Karen, I was thinking about what you were saying about Rob and Imogen.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I know it's none of my business,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12but have you ever considered family therapy?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Are you serious?- Well, yes.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I've a colleague I can recommend.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21I don't think so.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24It's CBT. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- It's basically about changing attitudes...- Sorry.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31..trying out new ways of thinking.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33We're not that sort of family.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34It's very down to earth.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39More practical than you'd think. Some people find it really helpful.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I don't know, Elaine.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43I'll leave it with you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- So, what got you behind a bar? - Uni fees.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51You're a student?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- So this is just a port in a storm. - Yeah. I'm doing Law.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59You must be clever. HE LAUGHS

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Don't know about that.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Anyway, in the meantime, I need to earn some cash.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I've got a proposition for you.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11I've got some things that need moving round the garden. Too heavy for me.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Lend me a hand after your shift and I'll give you £50.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Sounds a bit easy. What's the catch?- No catch.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23My husband is away and I need a bit of muscle.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Deal?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yeah, OK. Deal.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35OK, see you later.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Can I help you?

0:08:56 > 0:09:01- We've booked the tropical gardens for tonight.- Booked it for?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02A private party, just the two of us.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07Oh, no, no, me and my fiancee.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09He's going to propose.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10So, if you'll excuse us.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Just a moment...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I'm Bob Millard, head gardener.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Let me tell you something. My plants are very sensitive.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Something the marketing manager seems incapable of grasping.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27You won't even notice we're there.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32- We're just going to put up a few fairy lights. Cook a little bit of food.- Lights? Cooking?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Just a small grill for the lobster.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Not in my greenhouse you don't.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39It'll throw the temperatures all over the shop.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- But your events manager said... - No cooking in there, end of story.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49OK, we can work round that.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Don't worry. Your plants will be at the top of our agenda.

0:10:00 > 0:10:0150 quid, that's why.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Mmm! Good luck with that. Cougar time. Nice.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- It's not... - Have you got your lucky pants on?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Just because you haven't got a job. - And you have - as a gigolo!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Shut up.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16I was thinking that we could go for family therapy.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Elaine thought it would really help. She can recommend someone.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Why can't Elaine do it?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I don't know.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30At least we know her.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Yes, I can ask.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35What about you, Jack?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Huh?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38You'd need to be there.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40It's not like my marriage has been in trouble.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Or I've been out on the rob.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Thanks(!)- I've done nothing wrong. So what's it got to do with me?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's family therapy! The clue is in the title.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50We would all need to be there.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Anyway, if I can't get you to do it,

0:10:53 > 0:10:56how am I going to get your dad to agree?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yeah.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05OK, here's the plan.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08No cooking. We'll have lobster salad.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Think that'll work?- Yeah, yeah.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11- Cherry like salad?- Yeah.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13That's what I'm going to do. OK.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17It's locked.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Plenty of time.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Hi! You came!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Of course.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Follow me!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Hope you're ready to do some humping!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50You can start with these pots.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52OK. I'll see you later! Bye.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57A friend of mine from nursing college. She's doing some fundraising for a children's ward.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00She wants me to help her do some collecting after work.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Sounds like fun.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Last time we took over the town centre dressed as vegetables.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08My cabbage suit got stuck in the library door.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- It was boiling in there.- Oh! Boiled cabbage.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Yeah, that was me.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19What you were talking about earlier.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24- To be honest, I think we need something.- Great.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- I'll get you the details. - I was wondering, could you do it?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- I don't think that's a good idea. - Why?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34We try and avoid working with people we know. To stay objective.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39You see, Jack and Immie would rather, and I know Rob...

0:12:39 > 0:12:43It has to be right for him, or he's not going to listen.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47I think he's more likely to say "yes", if it's you.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Please. We need help.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- OK.- Thank you.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Maybe let Rob think it was his idea?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Reverse psychology, never fails.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Are you sure you know what you're doing, getting hitched?- I can't wait.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Cos if you don't mind me saying, you seem a little tense.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11You've got to understand. Cherry's been dreaming about this day since she was three years old.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13No pressure, then.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Why the office didn't issue you with keys...

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Do they think I've got nothing better to do?

0:13:24 > 0:13:30If you ask me, there should be a standardised lock on all these greenhouses.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Please?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39You are not, under any circumstances,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41to leave this door open.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Here, please. This'll give you muscles!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Not that you need them.

0:13:54 > 0:14:00- Are all your family as healthy as you?- My sister's got good stamina.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03She can watch MTV for eight hours without a break.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09My dad's quite fit, I suppose. For his age.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11That's good.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14So if you could...

0:14:14 > 0:14:15..just move this.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Where would you like them?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Over there, perhaps.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25It's a self portrait. Not really.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Over here, then?- Yep.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Great!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Well, that's it. If you could just sweep up a bit.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44Then come to the kitchen, I'll give you a nice cold beer while I sort your money out.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45OK, then.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51As long as you're here by 1900 hours, it'll be fine.

0:14:51 > 0:14:531900 hours? We're not invading Normandy.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Can I ask you a question?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58How would you like it, it's the middle of winter,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01you're sleeping in your house with the heating turned up,

0:15:01 > 0:15:02you're all warm and cosy

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- and I come and open all the windows?- I get the point!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- No need to get narky.- Thank you!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09We get it. Door closed.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Jimmi, chill, man.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Let's get the table sorted.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh, great! Blue!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Hello?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Warm, isn't it?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Right. Let's get the workman a beer.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Thank you so much for helping me.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I couldn't have managed without you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:50Your husband. Is he away on business or something?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53He's... Yes, that's right.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55He's... Gone away.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Sorry.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00No, he's left me.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03I'm sorry.

0:16:08 > 0:16:14There's something I want to show you before you go.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Not too close. Then we'll go for a rehearsal.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Hello?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Another job?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Well, if it makes no difference to me, why are you telling me?

0:16:24 > 0:16:30- Fine. I'll see you later.- Problem? - The caterer's taking something to another job. First I've heard of it.

0:16:30 > 0:16:35- As long as they're here before Cherry gets here. What time's she coming?- I've got to phone her.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- You haven't asked her yet?! - Yeah, I know.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40So how are you going to get her here without suspecting?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44What do you think?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yeah. Nice.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Actually, my sister's an artist.

0:16:50 > 0:16:5450. And, Jack, I won't beat about the bush.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58I've got another proposition for you.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02It's what I usually pay.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Usually?

0:17:06 > 0:17:10For a model. It's the going rate.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14You can even keep your pants on if you want.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Hey, it's me.- 'I know it is. Everything all right?'- Yeah.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22I wondered if you wanted to go to a concert?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I thought we were getting a takeaway.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- 'At the horticultural gardens.' - What sort of concert?

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Oh. Beethoven. - Are you winding me up!- 'I'm not!'

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Yes, you are! I know when you are!

0:17:35 > 0:17:41- I can hear it in your voice. What are you up to?- I'm not... OK, that was a wind up.

0:17:41 > 0:17:47What's really going on is a talk about plants.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Carnivorous ones!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Jimmi!

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Seriously, it's going to be really interesting. It's by a famous plant...person!

0:17:55 > 0:17:59And there's going to be a... demonstration.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02With...flies.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Being eaten. It should be really interesting.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08That's true.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10It starts at 7.30, could you meet me by the gates?

0:18:10 > 0:18:14I'm helping Sarah do some fundraising after work.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- 'OK! I'll be there.'- Fantastic.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Boxer shorts, perfect.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Yes, I was thinking...

0:18:30 > 0:18:35There's just one more thing...

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- we need to do before you go. - What are you doing?!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Oh, come on. I'll pay you. - This is such a bad idea.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Maggie? >

0:18:46 > 0:18:47It's Tom!

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Who's that?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50My husband!

0:18:54 > 0:19:00# When I fall in love

0:19:00 > 0:19:06# It will be forever

0:19:06 > 0:19:13# Or I'll never fall in...love...

0:19:13 > 0:19:18# In a restless world like this is

0:19:18 > 0:19:22# Love is ended... #

0:19:22 > 0:19:24What are you doing? I thought you said you knew this?

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Are you trying to make me look stupid? Oh, yeah, take a break.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Kev? What are...?

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Sorry, mate. Plug it back in, it'll chill out again in no time.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34It'll be fine.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I was going to ask you. Have you got the ring?

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Of course I have.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Let's have a look then!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46WOLF WHISTLES

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- What the bloomin' heck's going on? - No!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- I said no lights on the trees. - You idiot!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I beg your pardon. How dare you? You come in here,

0:19:56 > 0:19:59lording it around in my greenhouse, parading about.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Who do you think you are?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02I've paid ridiculous amounts to come in here today

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- so get out! Leave us be. - I'm going nowhere, mate. This is my greenhouse.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- What's the matter with him? - He's just a bit stressed out.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11You know, important evening.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15But, yeah, no lights on the trees. Door closed at all times. OK, mate?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- What's this? Bribery?- Yeah.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Absolutely disgraceful.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26OK. Let's not panic.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Not panic?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You've just lost the ring!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34It's not what you think.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36You have to let me explain.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I came round to move stuff in the garden.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43This is the most hurtful thing you could ever do. Today of all days.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47Tom, lots of men suffer with this.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's nothing to be ashamed of.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53You're making it sound like I can't do it in front of him!

0:20:53 > 0:20:54No! He's not impotent!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Tom and I found out we can't have children today.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Tom can't be a father. We've had some tests.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03That's right. We found out Tom wasn't a man after all

0:21:03 > 0:21:06and I thought "It's OK. She can still love you like this."

0:21:06 > 0:21:10And I come back here to find her with her hands all over some kid!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13After the years we've been together?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16After all these years and you walk out on me!

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- How does that make me feel? - That's your excuse for this?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Tom! No!

0:21:24 > 0:21:29Tom. You have to believe me! I did it for you!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31How do you work that out?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I wanted to get pregnant!

0:21:33 > 0:21:38- What?!- What?! - So that you'd stay with me!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Are you actually mad?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Tom, I panicked!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48I know it sounds a crazy idea, but I thought if I got pregnant,

0:21:48 > 0:21:51you might believe the doctors were wrong.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55We could have a baby and we could love it and you'd think it was yours.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I saw him and I saw his eyes and hair were the same colour,

0:21:58 > 0:22:00and I thought if I could make myself do it,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03even though my stomach turned at the thought...

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Hey!

0:22:04 > 0:22:09I know how gutted you were when the doctor talked about a donor.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I just wanted to make everything right for you.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I don't want to lose you.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19You mean everything to me.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- I'm sorry.- I am.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30I've been so stupid.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37We do need to talk about donors. I'm so sorry.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41But not just some nobody pulled off the street. We need to do it properly.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Excuse me, a "nobody?"

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Actually, I think I would have made a very good donor.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Unbelievable!

0:22:51 > 0:22:56KEYBOARD PLAYS "When I Fall In Love"

0:23:01 > 0:23:03KEYBOARDIST MAKES A MISTAKE

0:23:03 > 0:23:07Oh! That's it. Pack your keyboard up and go home, I've had enough.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09PHONE RINGS

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Hello?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Telford Gardens? You've got the wrong address!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16What, are you completely incompetent, or what?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18No, forget it!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23The caterer has gone to the wrong address.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- That's is, pack it all up. Call it off.- Found it!- Too late.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- You're joking? I'm covered in slime! - It's not about you!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31You're right, it's not about me.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35It's not about some lost caterer either, or singing, or any of that.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37It's about you telling Cherry you want to be with her!

0:23:37 > 0:23:39You and her forever.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Do you want to walk away from that?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- No.- No, so sit yourself down.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Give me ten minutes to sort everything out, and chill out. OK?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53'And the worst thing was,'

0:23:53 > 0:23:54I didn't even get my money.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oi! Serves you right.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Why?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00She was paying you for sex!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03What, is prostitution your new money-spinner?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Better than going on the rob!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07< Hello?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Quiet! Just remember what I said.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Leave this to me, all right?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh, thanks, love.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Plenty more.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Did you have a good day?

0:24:39 > 0:24:44Mmm. I could have done without two hours of paperwork, but apart from that, yeah.

0:24:44 > 0:24:50- How about you?- Yes, actually. It was very interesting.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- I was talking to Elaine today. - Oh, yeah?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57And she had a very interesting idea, I thought.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00About getting us all talking.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Us?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05As a family.

0:25:05 > 0:25:12It's a CBT thing, family therapy that Elaine mentioned.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Ah.

0:25:14 > 0:25:21What it is... It's about talking,

0:25:21 > 0:25:25and this is the important thing, Rob, about listening.

0:25:34 > 0:25:40Courtesy of the local off-licence. I've booked you into Vallonchini's, the best restaurant in town.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44You propose here, you drink a toast to your future wife, then off to a nice restaurant.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Maybe.- Definitely!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- PHONE RINGS - Hello.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52'Hi, just to say I'm finishing off here. Then I'll be on my way.'

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Door closed!

0:25:54 > 0:25:59Cherry, the talk's been cancelled, apparently.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- So why don't you just carry on? - 'Are you sure?'

0:26:02 > 0:26:07- Yeah. I'll see you at home. Bye. - See you later. Love you!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18So it comes from us, really.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23Realising what the problems are, talking it all through, properly.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25What do you think?

0:26:25 > 0:26:28It's got to be worth a try.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31You would at least agree with that?

0:26:31 > 0:26:36I think I'll have my dinner in front of the television.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Rob, it's got to be worth a go!

0:26:39 > 0:26:43What, and let one of your poncy doctor friends mess about with my family?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Not in a million years!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Maybe it wasn't such a good idea anyway.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52It's a good idea, Jack.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55And he's going to come round to it, whether he likes it or not!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oy-oy!

0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Thanks for coming.- Not here. I've got my reputation to consider.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- I knew there was something going on. - What do you mean?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15All this "Let's go for a walk in the country and pick daisies" schtick. Come on.

0:27:15 > 0:27:20- Heston, what are you doing here? - Home visit. Duty calls. Had to...

0:27:20 > 0:27:24get some temporary transport.

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