Sorting Nana Mo

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0:00:30 > 0:00:33You didn't tell me we'd be hanging out at the shops.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35What are we even doing here? It's so early!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Chill out, will you? I've just got a couple of errands to run.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Errands? Rock 'n' roll.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Then I need to pop in on my Nana Mo and all.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Could this get any better?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I said I'd help with a spot of heavy lifting. Might be a two-man job.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50What is this, do a good deed day or something?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- There's a pint in it for you. - Just the one?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Two, if there's no moaning.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Wait here, I've got something to sort out.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06No, no, no. The proper way, please.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26PHONE RINGS Mum?

0:01:26 > 0:01:31Hey, good news. Elaine can fit us in for family therapy on Friday.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Recipe for disaster, if you ask me.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Well, we're doing it, whether you like it or not.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41If we have to sit around talking about our feelings, count me out.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hey! Come on. You're part of this family, too.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- We're all in this together. - What, Dad, too?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yeah. He'll be there and Imogen's up for it.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- So, no excuses.- Whatever.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Charlie! What's going on?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01What happened? You weren't gone that long.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Just go home, Jack. - What's he supposed to have done?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08What's going on?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Should you not be on your way to school?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Inset day.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23Hmm. Really? And you are spending it out here?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Shut myself out. Stupid door.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Then get your father to let you back in!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- DOORBELL RINGS - Can't.- Why not?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33He's out. On a job.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39And when will he be back?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44In the meantime, you are planning just to sit here?

0:02:47 > 0:02:52Well, do you want to come inside and wait? Until he returns?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Better not.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Are you thirsty?

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Bit.

0:03:05 > 0:03:11Well, I have lemonade. Freshly made. Nice and cold.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15It is up to you.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- What the hell's going on? - Typical police incompetence, that's what.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Arrest the innocent bystander,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32so they can tick off their arrest quotas.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Come on. What happened?- Nightmare.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- So?- I've done nothing wrong.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Glad to hear it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- I was just...- Hey, Dad.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43What are you doing here?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47We, erm. Have you met my mate, Charlie? My dad.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Not in any kind of trouble, are you? - No! Course not.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- We were just... - Researching. For college.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Seeing the criminal justice system from all sides.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Start to finish.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Since when did you do college work in the holidays?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Since we've got a really important year coming up.- Right, I see.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Well, if you need anything on police procedure, I'm sure I can help.

0:04:11 > 0:04:17Think we've seen enough for one day. We have to be somewhere, anyway. Come on, Jack, let's go.

0:04:21 > 0:04:28Tembe. Mrs. Me? A concerned citizen.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Is he really not required to attend school today?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I see.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Well, he will be in in the morning. Bright and early.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Told you.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I think we should call him.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Maybe he could pop home, and let you back in?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Too far.- I see.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, Cameron, until your father comes home,

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I will be in loco parentis.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01When did you last eat?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Had some chips.- For breakfast?!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Last night. Just after Dad left.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Your father left last night?

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Cameron, have you been on your own all night?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21I can look after myself. I can use a microwave!

0:05:23 > 0:05:27I'm sure you can. But a growing boy needs a proper breakfast.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Tell me, do you like boiled eggs with soldiers?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Thank you.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Well, if it isn't Robbie Hollins?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Talbot, what you doing here? Thought you'd be in Coventry.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Letherbridge is stuck with me for longer than you thought.- Or hoped. What's on the agenda?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Drug dealing at the shopping precinct.

0:05:51 > 0:05:57- Consequence. You, me, a small room and eight hours of surveillance. - Great, my kind of day(!)

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Thought you'd be pleased.

0:05:58 > 0:06:04- Chance to put your feet up, have a good old goss.- This today's?- Yeah.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Something wrong, Robbie?

0:06:05 > 0:06:10No. No, no. Nothing to worry about. And it's Rob.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20It cannot be helped. I have a domestic crisis.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I just wish you could have given me a bit more notice.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28If I had known about it in advance, there would not be a crisis.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Cameron, the butter and jam are in the fridge.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34'Do you think you might be in by lunchtime?'

0:06:36 > 0:06:37It is difficult to say.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42It could all be resolved in a few minutes.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45The toast, it's burning.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Or it could take all day.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53No! Not with the knife!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56What's going on there? Is everything all right?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Of course. Everything is under control.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Right, well, I suppose I'll see you when I see you, then?

0:07:03 > 0:07:08That would be best. Hopefully, Mrs Hollins will manage.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12I have frequently had to cover for her, without complaint.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Mmm. I wasn't suggesting you should...

0:07:17 > 0:07:23Be rest assured, I will be in, if not this afternoon, then first thing in the morning.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Until then, I'm afraid there is nothing I can do.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29'I am needed elsewhere.'

0:07:35 > 0:07:38You never told me your dad was a copper.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42We try and keep it in the family. He'll be right on to you. Guaranteed.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- So, you going to tell me what I'm covering you for? - Told you. It's a set up.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49They must have had something to go on.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Dad?- 'Jack. What's going on?'

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Nothing. Just hanging out.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- This mate of yours, Charlie... - Dad...!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I know exactly what's going on.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I'm glad you do. Cos I don't have a clue.- Don't lie to me, son.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05You promised me you wouldn't get involved in drugs again.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06What you talking about?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I'll tell you exactly what I'm talking about.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12A shopping precinct this morning. 8.46.

0:08:12 > 0:08:1620-year-old lad, by the name of Charlie Milligan, gets taken in and cautioned.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Nothing to do with me. - So what were you doing with him? Or are you his legal advisor?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Just helping him out. - A word of warning, son.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26People will judge you by the company you keep.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- And if you're friends... - He's a good bloke.- Just be careful.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- That's all I'm saying. - Dad, I know what I'm doing.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Mate, what were you thinking?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39It was just a bit of blow! I hadn't had any. Personal use only.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Oh, that's all right then(!) - Not MY personal use.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46So, what, you're dealing?! This just gets better and better.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I just had to get hold of some for someone who needs it.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Can we drop it? Come on, we got a sideboard to shift.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I could help you, if you like.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01That would be very kind. Thank you.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Did you enjoy your breakfast?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19So, if you had not locked yourself out,

0:09:19 > 0:09:21how were you planning to spend your day?

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Kill a few pigs. Hopefully pick up a golden egg.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Uh-uh. No. Not today. I have plenty of books.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I will lend you something to read.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Do you like trains?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Dinosaurs?

0:09:38 > 0:09:43I know! Space. I am sure I have something about stars.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49What is your favourite subject at school?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Quite like science.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Science! What a coincidence.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58I too have a passion for science!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:11 > 0:10:12- Charlie!- All right, Nana?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I brought my mate, Jack. He's come to give us a hand.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- Nice to meet you, Mrs Milligan. - Call me Mo. Everyone else does.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Needs shifting into the front room,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29to make way for this blasted dunking stool.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31She's getting a chairlift fitted.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Not my preferred way to make an entrance, but...needs must.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Don't worry. We'll shift it in a jiffy.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'm sure you will. Big strong lad like you.

0:10:40 > 0:10:45- I'll put the kettle on. - You didn't tell me she was so...

0:10:45 > 0:10:50Where d'you think I get my natural charisma from? Let's try this.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Nah. Let's take some of this out.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Led Zep? Are you serious?- Oh, yeah. Remnants of a life well lived.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Her and John Bonham go way back, apparently.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Still, days in mosh pit are over now, what with arthritis and that.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10And her trouble finding pain relief.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Please, don't tell me... - Nowt quite like it to take the edge off, apparently.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I don't believe this. You give your Nan a birthday card,

0:11:20 > 0:11:23let her kiss you at Christmas - you don't score weed for her!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Nana Mo's not like other grannies.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I can see that. But do you realise how risky it is?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Used to grow her own for years. Never done her any harm.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I don't mean for her, I meant for you - you're a law student!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Look, just cos it's the law, Jack, don't make it right.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Then sign a petition. Go on a march. - I don't think Nana Mo can wait that long.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Talk to a doctor. Tell your parents.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48Look, you keep moving this stuff and I'll go and make a cup of tea, eh?

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Is it ready yet?

0:11:54 > 0:11:59Not quite. You have to beat it into submission.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Something wrong?- No.- Here, you try.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Put some muscle into it.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Cheers.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23Question. Would you let your daughter go to a premiere dressed like that?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Put it away, will you?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28That's what someone should have said to her!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Credit to her parents, eh?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Do you have to eat that in here?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Got to keep my strength up. Could be in for the long haul.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Sardine and soy. Packed full of protein. Want a bit?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41No, thanks.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Here's Charlie, when he was captain of the under-12s.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Such a good looking lad, even then. - Hasn't changed a bit.

0:12:52 > 0:12:58And here...are his A-level results. I remember the day.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00He came running straight round.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Wanted ME to be the first to know.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04A in General Studies, eh?

0:13:04 > 0:13:10Oh, yes. Did me proud. Especially after the start he'd had.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Still, got you back on track, didn't I, love?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Taught me everything I know, didn't you?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Oh! Oh. No good. Stupid thing.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22It's all right. I'll do it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Help yourself to a biscuit, love. They're home-made.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- Er, you might want to pass on those. - Why? What's in them?

0:13:31 > 0:13:35He's just kidding. It's just vanilla.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Unfortunately.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Don't suppose you've had any luck with you-know-what?

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Shame. I had such a bad night.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- What about your friend here? Couldn't he help?- Nana!

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Well, if you don't ask! You students.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- You're not like you were in my day. - I dunno about that.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00We like a good protest march, don't we, Jack?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- We all got involved last year. Over the fees.- Pff.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08Oh, it's pretty easy to get angry when you stand to lose personally,

0:14:08 > 0:14:12but my generation, we didn't just think of ourselves.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15We stood up for lots of things that were nothing to do with us.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17She always liked a good fight.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22Too right. You know, Jack? I was in Paris in '68.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Digging up the cobbles with me bare hands.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29And I got dragged kicking and screaming from Greenham Common.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Not that you'd think so to look at me now.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Oh, aye. We knew how to get things done.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Talking of getting things done... - Yeah.

0:14:46 > 0:14:52I could not believe it when my father first showed me this trick.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55I thought it would never work.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Smooth it on your side a bit more.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Make it nice and even.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Did your Dad do lots of cool stuff with you?

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Not especially. He was very busy with his job. Like your father.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Does he go away for work a lot?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Sometimes.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Remember the hole in the top.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Now, I think we are nearly there.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Would you like to do the honours?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Slowly, slowly.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Cool! How does it work?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43It is basic chemistry.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47But also a little bit of magic.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52We have to tip it or it's not going to go through.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Quite selfish, aren't we?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56We're here, aren't we? Come on, shift it.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00What is wrong with you?

0:16:00 > 0:16:05You're not thinking about doing something stupid, are you? Charlie, come on.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Helping an old lady. Is that so wrong?

0:16:07 > 0:16:12- You're in enough trouble already. Let's move.- Come on, mate, everyone does a bit of blow.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Not when they want to work in law.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16How are you going to get into chambers with a police record?

0:16:16 > 0:16:21So I should just sit back and watch her suffer? I can't do that.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Noooo!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's all right. There's no harm done.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33I can't even clear me own tea things!

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Help me up, love?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Where are you going?

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- To the shopping precinct, of course, to score some hooch. - I don't think so.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53The police are only looking for young lads in hoodies.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Who's going to notice me?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58If I get caught, I'll...make a fuss,

0:16:58 > 0:17:02or tie myself to one of the railings. Wouldn't be the first time.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05You're not going anywhere. Sit down. Will you look after her?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'm going to have to go and sort this out.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Charlie!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Charlie, stop.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- You don't give up, do you? - Wonder where I get that from(?)

0:17:19 > 0:17:24I know you don't want to let her down but, if you get into trouble, that's exactly what you'll do.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25How d'you work that out?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28What if you get caught a second time?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31You won't just get a caution. You'll get a conviction.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34How's that going to make her proud?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- There might be another way.- How?

0:17:36 > 0:17:37I'll go.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45There is cheese and ham,

0:17:45 > 0:17:49and anything else you want, just ask.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- What is your favourite food?- Crisps.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Feel free to add some tomatoes, too.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59My mum hates tomatoes. Says they're the devil's food.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03That is my view of aubergines. But tomatoes, I like.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08Your mother, I do not think I have met her yet.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11She doesn't live with us. Not any more.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Do you still see her?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Have you got any pickle?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Don't worry, love. I'll pick something up on the way home.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Yeah, all right. See you when I see you. Bye.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Ho-ho-ho! Little lady's got you right where she wants you.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36We call it give and take in our house.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40What, she gives you grief, then takes all your hard-earned?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42You're not a family man, are you, Derek?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- More trouble than they're worth, if you ask me.- I didn't.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Observation. Family men. Always on the defensive.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03What is that? Some kind of law of the jungle,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06where you think you might get eaten by your young?

0:19:06 > 0:19:11- I saw a documentary not so long ago, about the Serengeti.. - Just shut up for a minute.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Looks like we've got a punter.

0:19:34 > 0:19:41Go on, hand over the cash, complete the transaction, there's a good lad.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Get your wallet out.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48What was all that about?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Stand down. It's a false alarm. Repeat, it's a false alarm.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53What's he playing at?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55POLICE RADIO

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I think the kid thought better of it.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Since when did kids today ever think about anything other than themselves?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Waste of space, the lot of them.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I don't think you can tar them all with the same brush.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12True I suppose. The ones that aren't hanging round on streets corners

0:20:12 > 0:20:15are sitting at home, sponging off their parents

0:20:15 > 0:20:19or plotting some other way to seriously let them down.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Still, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, eh?

0:20:24 > 0:20:28- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, you being a family man and all.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- You sure you want to do that? - Of course.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45You are too clever for me.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51- Dad?- It's fine. It is only a few counters.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I will help you pick them up.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01I am sure he will be back soon.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06You can tell him all about our volcano.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11You did enjoy the volcano?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Shouldn't even be here.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18Cameron, you locked yourself out. It could happen to anyone.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I was supposed to stay inside.

0:21:23 > 0:21:29If it is that important for you to be inside, why did you not say so?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Tell me, do you like climbing?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44It is an old trick my uncle showed me,

0:21:44 > 0:21:50when his wife went to the Kalahari and took the keys with her.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53We used a spade, but this should work just as well.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56That is it.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Now, push!- Can't.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04Of course you can. You have to have the knack. Ah!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09And you do. Now for the fun part.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Be careful. All right?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Are you all right, Cameron? - Yes, thanks!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Ha-ha! Sorted.- You're joking.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47You can phone her if you want. Tell her her 'pain relief' is on its way.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48How'd you manage that?

0:22:48 > 0:22:52I merely suggested to our friendly neighbourhood dealer that he might

0:22:52 > 0:22:56consider home deliveries, instead of standing around on street corners.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Then I pointed him to his first customer.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Pretty sure I got the address right. Hope so.

0:23:02 > 0:23:07Hang on, so your big idea was to send a dealer to my nan's house?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Kind of like Meals on Wheels. 'Cept it's Deals on Wheels.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Not sure I want her hanging about with people like that.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17You need to phone and tell her to put £20 under the mat.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22- He'll pop the gear through the letter box. Everyone's happy. - Sure you haven't done this before?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25It's genius, even if I do say so myself.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29Think I'll just pop round anyway. Make sure she knows what to do.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Please, just phone her. Stay well out of it.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Have you forgotten something?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Thanks. And for the volcano.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49- It was cool. - You are very welcome.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Miss Tembe?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yes, Cameron?

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Please don't tell my dad. About what happened.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02And let him know that you beat me at draughts?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06That will remain our secret.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- You do it on purpose, don't you? - Dunno what you're talking about.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Is it to wind me up or like your sister, are you set on making a fool of me?

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Maybe bring this up on Friday?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Don't get smart with me. This is about you, at the precinct.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Free country, isn't it? - Talking to a dealer.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Have you been spying on me?

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- You want to tell me what you were doing?- Er...no!

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Come on, Jack, You're caught on camera, trying to score.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Unless, of course there's a reasonable explanation.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Considered that, have you? - What is it?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- You should be proud, after what I've done.- What is it exactly that you've done?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I'll tell you what you've done. Hung out with a drug user.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Been caught on camera with a suspected drug dealer.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Great, you can really hold your head up high(!)

0:25:15 > 0:25:17If you must know, I was helping a mate.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19- How does that work? - You'll just have to trust me.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I swear, if you're messing with drugs again...

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Dad, I haven't done anything wrong.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Well, let's just say that I do believe you.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31It was still a hell of a risk for a college project.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36You could have been trapped, got caught up in a raid, had something planted on you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I keep my distance from him. There was no contact made.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- Legally, you can't pin a thing on me. - Not necessarily.- Why's that?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45You could still be implicated in supplying unlawful drugs.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49- How?- Offences under the Misuse Of Drugs Act, 1971.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52That bit that says you're liable for prosecution,

0:25:52 > 0:25:56if you do anything whatsoever to assist or facilitate a drug deal taking place.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Oh, have they not taught you that one yet?

0:26:00 > 0:26:05Anyway, there's no reason for anyone to suspect anything, is there?

0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Is there?- No. Course not.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Dad!

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Oh. It's good to see you.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Eh, been a good boy? - Yeah.- Good.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52If we do go ahead with this and it doesn't work, there's no hope.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Have you got a patient with only half a brain?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56It's possible, I suppose.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Theme, you've got to have a theme.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Doctors and nurses? - Not very imaginative.

0:27:01 > 0:27:06A neighbour of mine left his 10-year-old son alone overnight.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10It has put me in a predicament that I would rather not be in.

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