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0:00:48 > 0:00:54RETCHING

0:00:54 > 0:00:58TOILET FLUSHES

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Remind me again why we do this?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Admit it, we had fun, didn't we?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Did we? I don't remember.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Spoken like a true free spirit.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Eight hours of non-stop death rock, some of us are feeling the pace.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16You've just had too much to drink.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I feel awful.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Good. Throw a sickie. I am.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25You know I can't do that.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- It's just a job, Lou. - I'd better get changed.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Er...

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Not putting on weight, are you?

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Get some coffee on.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Whoa! What's with the straight jacket?- You look nice, Mum.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Is the right answer.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Thank you very much, Imogen.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Where are you off to anyway?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19You mean we.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Is that what you're wearing?

0:02:24 > 0:02:29Come on, guys! We need to make a good impression this afternoon.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33That means dressing smart and turning up on time.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I've already told you, I ain't going.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42It's called family therapy for a reason.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48You are not bailing on me! You promised!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I did nothing of the sort.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53And if you think a little chit chat is going to solve

0:02:53 > 0:02:56our family problems, then you're barking up the wrong tree.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Do not dare...

0:02:59 > 0:03:04- If you want to go, Karen, that's up to you.- Right!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21PHONE RINGS BLEEPS

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Loulou!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02OK, how about Endless Love?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- You'd make a great Luther Vandross. - What, with you?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07You can't see me as Mariah Carey?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10No, on the contrary. I think you'd be perfect.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- What are you trying to say?- I think you are both wrong in your choices.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Any rendition of Endless Love should be done in the style of the original

0:04:19 > 0:04:24artists - Miss Diana Ross and Mr Lionel Ritchie.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- And what about you two? - What about us two?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Have you thought of a song yet?

0:04:29 > 0:04:30We've had a little think.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Haven't we, Zara?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Fluffy love songs are more Daniel's cup of tea.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36I wouldn't know where to begin.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39We could all go for lunch and discuss song titles?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40I've got a few suggestions.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Actually, we're...- We're trying out a new restaurant.- Oh. Which one?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Le Restaurant Bleu.- It's French.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51And very exclusive.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Maybe me and Jimmi could tag along?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Its reservations only. It's a table for two. So another time?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yeah. Make sure you tell us all about it.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Now where are you going? - Not me. You.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Have you gone completely mad?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44This family is falling apart.

0:05:44 > 0:05:51So, you either agree to come this afternoon, or you find yourself somewhere else to live.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'm not bluffing, Rob.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59I will do whatever it takes to get this family back on its feet, with or without you.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02I mean it, Rob.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Get on board or get out.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09You are opening a whole new can of worms here, Karen.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- I hope you know that.- Is that a yes?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's a complete waste of time. All right!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18But if this goes belly-up,

0:06:18 > 0:06:21be it on your head.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Excuse me.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Is Mrs Tembe here? - No, I'm afraid she's on her break.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Can I help?- I'm her neighbour. I need to have a word.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm sure she won't be long.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I've got stuff to do. - Why don't you take a seat?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Loulou Adams.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Doctor Wilson will see you now. - PHONE RINGS

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yeah? OK.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Heidi Quinn,

0:07:42 > 0:07:44you can go through.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Mr Waterhouse.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10I know I've been burning the candle at both ends, but I've never been so shattered.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You feel tired all the time?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Just generally under the weather. - Any other symptoms? Any nausea?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Some. Usually when I've had too much to drink.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Have you been drinking excessively?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- No, which is weird.- In what way?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29I threw up again this morning, and I didn't touch a drop last night.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- Have you put on any weight?- I've been trying to lose a few pounds.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36That's why I've cut down on the boozing.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Are you using any form of contraception?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41You don't think I could be pregnant?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Easy way to find out.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49We can talk in here.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58No, thanks.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01If you don't mind, I would like to sit.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What is it you wanted to talk about?

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- Like you don't know! - I'm afraid I do not understand.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14You shopped me to Social Services.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I can assure you I did no such thing.- Well, someone did.

0:09:17 > 0:09:22- I can only think of one person who'd do that.- Upon what evidence

0:09:22 > 0:09:23- are you basing this?- Evidence?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26You're the only one who knows about me leaving Cameron the other day.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Do you realise what could happen to us?

0:09:28 > 0:09:32I'm sorry that someone reported you to the Social Services,

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- but I can assure you I had nothing to do with it.- I don't believe you.

0:09:38 > 0:09:45It is true I did discuss your circumstances with a colleague, but I decided to do nothing.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Contrary to what you might think, I am not a busybody.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51And blabbing to a doctor, that makes you what?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56A concerned neighbour, that is all.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Would a second one make any difference?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Probably not.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Can you remember when you had your last period?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09About six weeks.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11My cycle's not regular.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13And you've not been pregnant before?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What am I going to do?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Have you discussed this with your partner?- Mitch?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26He's just a big kid himself.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29I think a baby would only cramp his style.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Love, I can see this is a shock, but...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35you do need to think about what you're going to do next.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40- And you need to talk to Mitch. - I'm not sure that's a conversation I'm ready to have.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Then we can talk about it, if you want?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I don't like leaving Cam on his own,

0:10:50 > 0:10:56but I had no other choice. You do understand that, don't you?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I understand it must be difficult for you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06From now on, I will do anything that I can.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- And if that means getting help for you...- What?- If there's anything that you need...

0:11:10 > 0:11:12I don't need your sympathy, all right?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15And I certainly don't need someone like you giving me help!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18From now on, you stay out of my business.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Lou?

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Lou?

0:11:32 > 0:11:37- Lou... What the hell are you wearing?- What are you doing here? - My question exactly.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42- I had an appointment. What's your excuse?- Who's Steve?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44You've been reading my messages?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- What's going on?- Nothing's going on.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Is that why you're dressed like that?

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Looking for something better, a bit more up-market?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- It's nothing like that. - So enlighten me.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57You change clothes, you make appointments behind my back.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59What else have you been keeping from me?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Why don't we start with that ridiculous get-up?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Nothing is going on.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Just don't do this here, OK?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- What's going on, Lou? Tell me!- Hey!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Is everything all right, Loulou?- And who are you?- This is Doctor Wilson.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Just go home, OK? We'll talk about this later. All right?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Mrs Tembe...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34You OK?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36My apologies, Doctor Granger.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Mr Brady missed his appointment this morning. Would you give him a call?

0:12:39 > 0:12:44- I will do it now. - Ready?- Let's do it.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Someone's in a rush! Oh, don't forget, I want a full report.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Report?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Yeah. Le Restaurant Bleu?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05PHONE RINGS

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Hi.- Alex said you'd gone home.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18- Are you all right?- 'Yeah, I'm fine.' - You sound it!

0:13:18 > 0:13:19I'm OK.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's not, is it?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25I went to the doctor. I'm pregnant.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- So what are we going to do? - What do you mean "we"?

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- You know I'm here for you. - Mitch was at the surgery.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- He followed me.- Does he know?

0:13:36 > 0:13:41- No, but he read your text. - Then we've got a problem.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Nervous?

0:13:47 > 0:13:51It's just a procedure. We're making a baby like other couples do. Right?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54I'm proud of you. Going through this again.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- As long as you keep up your end of the bargain.- Already taken care of.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I've still got your saucy video.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Put that away! We haven't got time to mess about!

0:14:00 > 0:14:01- I love you.- I know.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06You're drunk.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Tell me about Steve.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- He's a bloke from work.- Ha!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21I've got to hand it to you...

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- I had no idea. - Mitch, you're really off the mark.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I'd say I'm bang-on. You're pregnant!

0:14:28 > 0:14:34- You don't even want kids! - I never said that. We never even talked about it.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Looks like you did more than talk about it, doesn't it?! - Don't be daft, Mitch.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I know what I saw. You and him.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42In your knickers!

0:14:42 > 0:14:45I followed you. So don't give me any more of that bull.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48All right, you tell me. What exactly did you see?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Am I the father?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's a simple question, Lou.

0:14:53 > 0:14:59Is it me...or is it Stevie boy?! Tell me!

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Get off!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- How was it for you?- Good. You?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Quick.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- That's the easy part done. - For you, maybe.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Implantation is no picnic.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I'll come and hold your hand.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36- If it doesn't work this time... - Yes, thank you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I know.

0:15:43 > 0:15:49Oh... Oh! Doctor Wilson. There is a telephone call for you.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Is it urgent? - A matter of life and death.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Miss Adams.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Hello?- I think I've killed him!

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Who?- Mitch. I didn't know who else to call.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Calm down. Start at the beginning. - He came at me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06I was thinking of the baby.

0:16:06 > 0:16:12- He's out cold.- Are you with him now? - Yeah. And he's bleeding!

0:16:12 > 0:16:17OK, I need you to make sure he's breathing and check for a pulse.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Anything?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I don't know!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Try the wrist...and the neck.

0:16:30 > 0:16:35- Yeah, he's breathing. - Good, now tell me where you are.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- I'm at home.- I want you to call an ambulance

0:16:39 > 0:16:41and get a clean towel to staunch the bleeding.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- I'm on my way.- OK.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Do you need me to call the police? - No, I've got this one.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- You fancy going out tonight? - You mean take our minds off the waiting?- Yeah. Dinner?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56You've just had lunch.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Yes, we did.- So, what was the restaurant like then?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Truthfully, the...- The starters were promising, but the main event was...

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- A big disappointment. - Sorry. Excuse me.- I'd have to agree.

0:17:07 > 0:17:12The service was very sterile, I thought, and the atmosphere...

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Clinical. Just clinical.- Clinical. - Oh.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I need to look.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23I'll live.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26OK, have you felt sick or dizzy?

0:17:28 > 0:17:32You have a head injury that's bleeding, I would be a lot happier

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- if you would let me examine it. - Just leave it, will you?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40OK.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Loulou...

0:17:45 > 0:17:48..have you got any cold water or some ice?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Yeah, in the kitchen.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Do you want to tell me what's going on here?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07That vase, did he chuck it at you?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- What?- You can tell me in confidence.

0:18:17 > 0:18:25- Just sit anywhere.- Mum! - I want full participation.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Hello.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Oh!

0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Gremlins?- Nothing I cannot handle.

0:18:35 > 0:18:40Um... We've got an appointment with Elaine.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45Oh... I will tell Doctor Cassidy you are here.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49She's on another call.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52I will try again in a minute.

0:18:55 > 0:19:01- You've got the caps lock on. - Thank you.

0:19:15 > 0:19:20If he's sensible, he'll pitch up at A&E.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I can call the police, if that's what you want.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25He was upset. It was an accident.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28You don't have to be a victim.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30There are people who can offer support.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Find you a place in a refuge...

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Mitch doesn't hit me.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36He's not that kind of a man.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43He thinks I'm having an affair.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Are you?- He saw me in another man's house, with my clothes off.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50A case of two and two make five.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52OK, so what did he really see?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I have a work colleague, Steve. I use his house.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I'm a PA in an architects' office.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02No-one's going to take me seriously dressed like Darth Vader.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Steve lets me use his house to keep my office stuff there.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08And you change on the way to work?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Mitch doesn't get the dress code.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15If he saw me dressing all normal for work, he would think I was selling out.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Or worse, that I didn't want him.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20So you keep it a secret?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25But now he thinks you're keeping a different kind of secret.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32- Does he know you're pregnant? - He heard me on the phone to Steve.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34But Mitch is the father, right?

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Yeah, except...- You haven't told him?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40He started shouting. I was scared.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- I can understand that. - No, you don't understand.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46I'm more concerned about what this means for us.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50For Mitch, being a goth isn't just about the clothes or the music.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52For him, it's a way of life.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55You don't think Mitch is ready to be a father?

0:20:57 > 0:21:02But you can't lie to him. These kind of situations will only escalate.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04You've got to tell him the truth.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07I lied about the clothes to protect our relationship.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Yeah, and he's just left here a very angry man.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16PHONE RINGS

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Steve. Where are you?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm at home.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22You'll never guess who's come to pay me a visit!

0:21:22 > 0:21:26Don't let him in. I'll be right over.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Come on!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29You and me, outside!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Or I'll have to smash this window!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Come on!

0:21:36 > 0:21:40OK, good to see you all here.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I'm sure you're all feeling a little bit strange.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50I'd like you to see it as a chance to talk.

0:21:50 > 0:21:57My role is simply to act as a catalyst, to help you build on what you already have as a family.

0:21:59 > 0:22:05Rob, how do you feel about starting?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I'm not the one with the problem.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10That's her.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15I'm more interested in the dynamics between you as a family.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Here we go.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25OK, maybe we can talk about Imogen's problems as a source of family conflict?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Is there any way you think they could have been addressed differently?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Imogen, what do you think?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35I don't know.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Jack?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Get off me!- Steve, get off him!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Mitch, what possessed you to do this?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- I just want the truth.- The truth? You're looking at the truth!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00What? These are yours?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Why?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Steve lets me keep some clothes here, babe. That's all.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08What's wrong with the clothes you've got at home?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You know I can't wear that stuff around the office.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Not if I want to do well in my job.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15And I do, OK?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I'm good at it.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Why couldn't you say this to me before? Why go to all this effort?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24I think Loulou was scared of hurting you.

0:23:24 > 0:23:29- From where I am, it looks like she's done that already. - Steve's a mate, OK? That's all.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31On my boyfriend's life.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38So the baby's mine?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42But it doesn't have to change anything, OK?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44And I don't expect you to change.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48- We can still be together.- No.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54If we're going to have this baby, then we do it properly.

0:23:54 > 0:23:59- But I thought...- Starting a family, it changes everything.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I can't do the antenatal clinics dressed like this.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05What about the all-night death rock?

0:24:05 > 0:24:09This is the perfect excuse to slow down a bit.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- You? Slow down? - I just put in the hours because I thought that's what you wanted.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I just want a full night's sleep!

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Does this mean we're finally settling down?- I think it does!

0:24:21 > 0:24:25We need to get that head seen to.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I can take you both to St Phil's.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- What about these clothes? - What about them?

0:24:30 > 0:24:31No point keeping them here any more.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Not when we've got a home already for them.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Who dresses you in the morning?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Excuse me?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I'm just saying, if ever you need some extra wardrobe space...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51I'll bear that in mind.

0:24:55 > 0:25:00I know that Rob and I have had our ups and downs, but we can get through this.

0:25:00 > 0:25:07Rob is angry with Immie, but only because he feels let down by her.

0:25:07 > 0:25:13Jack, I know he was wrong to cover for his sister, but it only shows he cares.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16And Immie...

0:25:16 > 0:25:20has made mistakes, but she's only young.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Everybody deserves a second chance, don't they?

0:25:25 > 0:25:26And how does anyone else feel?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Right, that's it.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36- What are you doing?- Time's up. I'm sorry, but this has been a waste of time.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I did tell you it would be.

0:25:44 > 0:25:50- Elaine, I'm so sorry. - Nothing I haven't heard before.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Erm, Rob's...

0:25:54 > 0:25:58- sceptical.- It's OK. I enjoyed hearing your thoughts.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I really appreciate you doing this.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03It takes time.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06I've led sessions that started a lot worse than that.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09We just need to find a way to get the others to talk.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11We'll see what happens next week.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Next week?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Ooh, we're not done yet.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Jack, you idiot!

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Thank you all for your support in there.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- It was a waste of time, Mum.- Oh.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Not according to Elaine.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42And next week, you get the chance to prove her right.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Next week?- Yeah.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48And you lot get to do the talking then.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49You've got to be kidding?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I wore heated mittens for an hour to get my hands like this.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Then use the gloves. - You here for the meeting, my friend?

0:27:12 > 0:27:17- Yeah. Well, I was thinking about it. - You've got a criminal record.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20So have you, but at least mine isn't from stealing mascara from Boots.

0:27:20 > 0:27:25- You interfering cow!- Who's that?

0:27:25 > 0:27:26Her next door.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29There's no way I'm letting a foreigner organise me!

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