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0:00:31 > 0:00:36MUSIC: Wooly Bully by Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs

0:00:51 > 0:00:57- HIGH-PITCHED:- Wooly Bully! Wooly Bully! Wooly Bully!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Wooly Bully! Wooly Bully!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Two cases of Canard-Duchene Vintage Champagne 2004.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23No, two. Two cases.

0:01:23 > 0:01:29Your manager insisted on doing the food. If I knew it was going to be a problem I would've got caterers.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32No! Not the Brut Non Vintage, I want Vintage, understand?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Jack, is there a problem or not?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No, the chef's just running a bit late.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Is that something I need to worry about?- No.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Good. I've got enough to worry about. - Relax. Everything'll be fine.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'll relax when I know everything's done.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47'At least tell me the karaoke machine's arrived.'

0:01:47 > 0:01:48It just got here.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- CRASH - Hey! Watch out, will you?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- What's happened?- Nothing.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56OK, about the helium balloons... Jack, are you listening to me?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00I want each balloon tethered by a length of ribbon

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- and weighed down by a packet of Love Hearts.- What?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Did you get the instructions in the box with the balloons? - Fine, I'll sort it.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Your mum wants to speak to you.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Family therapy tonight, don't forget.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- I might be a bit late. - You can't be late.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Mum, I've got a lot to organise here.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- I don't want to hear excuses. 6.30 sharp.- What's the point?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Dad's just going to sit there and sulk like last time.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Please, Jack, I'm asking for your help.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33We've got to get Immie and your dad talking again

0:02:33 > 0:02:35'and I can't do that all by myself.'

0:02:35 > 0:02:40All right, I'll be there. But don't be bummed if it doesn't work out.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Is it here yet? - I chased it up. It'll get here.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46It better do. My costume's useless without it.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- What's this?- Just fill it in. - What's it for?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52It's vital you answer every question as honestly as you can.

0:02:52 > 0:02:58Shh! So ladies, I trust you'll be appropriately suited and booted for tonight's musical extravaganza?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02All accessories present and correct. Except for...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Yep.- They'll get here, I promise.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07What dazzling duo will you two be paying homage to?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Me and Jimmi are coming as Sonny and Cher.- Excellent choice!

0:03:10 > 0:03:15It's going to be hilarious! You haven't tried your costume on yet. Do you want me to get it for you?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16No, because I...

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Paperwork.- Right. - It'll fit. I know your measurements.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24You do think everyone else'll make the effort, don't you?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26They have no choice not to. I gave each and every guest

0:03:26 > 0:03:29an extensive list of suggestions, days ago.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Ooh, I can't wait to see everyone! SHE GIGGLES

0:03:33 > 0:03:37What are you doing here? I said half six, not four o'clock.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Can we go somewhere and talk?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- I'll have to get someone to cover reception.- Well, can we...?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I think we should cancel therapy later.- Oh, not you as well.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- All it's doing is winding Dad up more.- Imogen...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58If Dad's forgiven me, why do we have to keep going over it?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Because we need to draw a line under it, once and for all.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Will you just let me make it up to him in my own way?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I just want...

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I just want him to look at me like he used to.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Sweetheart, that's what I want as well. That's why we're doing this.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Otherwise we're just sweeping it under the carpet.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Fine. Whatever. I'll see you later.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Hey, listen to me. If you don't deal with this now,

0:04:26 > 0:04:29it becomes something you can't talk about.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32And trust me, nothing worse.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Six thirty, then.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- KNOCK ON DOOR - Yeah?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44If it isn't my very own Kiki Dee!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Hmm.- Are you ready to shame the youngsters with a rousing duet?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52I warn you, karaoke brings out my competitive streak.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53What do you want, Heston?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Making sure your costume is every bit as humiliating as mine.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yes, I did the charity run this morning.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Who needs the extra hour in bed, right?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh, come on, Julia, where's your sense of fun?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08It was great fun trying on musty clothes behind a flimsy curtain(!)

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Yes, you're right. There's nothing remotely amusing about this. - No, it is not.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16- # And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind. # - All right.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- # Never knowing who to cling to when the rain... # - I need to work. Go! Shoo!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Can't remember the rest.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- How am I supposed to remember that? - You're hating this, aren't you?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- It's just this stupid questionnaire. - Yeah, that's not what I meant.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39How am I supposed to be all...?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- It's not really my thing. I feel bad because Cherry's excited.- I know.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Honestly, I'd be happier if it was just a few close mates.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52All of our friends and Cherry's family, can't wait to see everyone!

0:05:52 > 0:05:57- I know. Can you believe we've got two coaches heading this way?- Two? Wow.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Speaking of "wow", it's arrived.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I can't believe of all people you're going as Dolly Parton.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09What do you mean?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Come on.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I'll have you know that Dolly Parton is THE feminist icon.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Have you even seen Nine To Five?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Yeah, all I remember is her massive...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Ahem.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25CHERRY GIGGLES

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- How do I look, sugar?- Perfect.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Hey, what's wrong?

0:06:35 > 0:06:40Nothing. I want everything to be perfect.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Especially for Jimmi.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- You think it was a mistake? - Of course not.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm just scared that I bullied him into it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- What d'you mean you're still at work?!- I'm having a nightmare.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I don't care. There's other staff can deal with it.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59There's one other bloke here. I've been on my own.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02'Cherry's been phoning me every five minutes.'

0:07:02 > 0:07:06- You made me a promise, Jack Hollins. - I told you this was pointless.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08'What can I do? I can't be in two places at once!'

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Your sister needs you. Please don't let her down.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- I'll be there as soon as I can. - Thank you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23- I thought your dad was driving you in.- He did.- Well, where is he?

0:07:29 > 0:07:35- Tell me about it, stud. - OK, I suggest we skip the party and go straight home.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Cos I want to peel that from you like a...

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Banana?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- OK, that's killed it. Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49No, now I need to pee. Great, it's taken me half an hour to put this stupid thing on.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- PHONE RINGS - Hello? Speaking.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Come on, Jimmi, we all look stupid.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58LAUGHTER

0:07:58 > 0:08:00What size are these? There's no label.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02They're definitely your size.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Really? They're giving me a wedgie right now.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Very funny. Ha-ha(!) Shall we just go?

0:08:07 > 0:08:12PHONE RINGS Hi, Dad. You on your way?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Gridlock? What do you mean?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah, I know what the word means, but what do you mean?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, have a great time tonight.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Thanks, you too.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Can't you get off the motorway?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Right then, let's get this over with.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Where's Jack? - He's been held up at work.

0:08:40 > 0:08:46Oh, you're kidding me. After your big speech about us all having to be here.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- He's on his way.- We could always get started without him.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Oh, no, no. No, this is family therapy.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56We couldn't possibly start the healing process

0:08:56 > 0:08:59until we're all here, isn't that right?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02So I suggest we just sit and wait for him.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm so sorry, Elaine.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Not a problem.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Good turn out.- Don't.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Bad day for Mrs Tembe to go home with a migraine, eh?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17They're still stuck on the M6.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Dad says they've only moved a couple of inches in the last hour.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Did he say what the problem is? - An RTA near Birmingham. Thank you!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Thanks for ruining my party!- Come on.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Some idiot ploughed into the back of a doughnut van,

0:09:30 > 0:09:34this plastic doughnut flew off onto oncoming traffic.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36There's a tailback for miles.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I'm sure it's going to be fine and I'm sure everyone'll be here. It's going to be great.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Yellow! Why are the balloons yellow? I ordered pink! I hate yellow!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Cherry, can I have a word?

0:09:48 > 0:09:53You know the cupcakes that you asked me to pick up for you?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Yeah, what's happened?- Nothing.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57They just all kind of say...

0:09:57 > 0:09:59..kind of say "Jimmi and Jerry" on them.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- No! - I'm sorry. I didn't think to look.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Dude, what's she going to be like at the wedding?- Dude, you got beer coming out your nose.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- This engagement picture, I look like a man!- Oops, Jerry's not happy.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13OK, so there's a bit of a delay on the food.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15What sort of delay?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Another hour.- What?!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Or so.- Jack!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- The cocktail guy's been in a bit of a car accident. - Flying doughnut?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Yeah, he says it came out of nowhere.- Is he OK?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yeah, he's got bit of whiplash, he's a bit shaken up.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Shaken not stirred.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Er, hello?! This is a complete disaster!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Jack, at least tell me you know how to make pink cocktails?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- I do. But I'm really sorry, I've got to go.- Jack!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Is now a good time to tell her about Mrs Tembe?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46All but one embryo perished.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Are you sure that's what Dr Baxter said?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's hopeless.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Not necessarily.- Come on, Daniel, we both know what Class C means.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- They wouldn't ask... - It means substandard.

0:11:02 > 0:11:07They wouldn't have asked you to come in for a transfer if they didn't think it was worth it.

0:11:07 > 0:11:15We both know this was a long shot. And when, if it's time to call it a day, then we will.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17But there's still a chance.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26What time does the clinic shut?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30They said they'd keep it open for us. But we've got to go now.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Drive.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37I said to the imbecile at the off licence,

0:11:37 > 0:11:41I wanted vintage, not this swill that barely passes for...

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Er...it's quite refreshing.

0:11:43 > 0:11:49It has a nice bouquet and you could mix it with anything.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51And think of the money you've saved.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Less than half the price. - PHONE RINGS

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- And less than half as good. - Hello?

0:11:58 > 0:12:04- Less than half as good? Heston! - Right, OK. OK. Bye.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08What? What happened?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Daniel and Zara have got a flat tyre, which means that they're going to be late.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- It's supposed to be perfect and everything's ruined!- It's not ruined.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- No.- How can you say that? There's nobody here.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23The barman doesn't even know how to make pink cocktails!

0:12:23 > 0:12:28Cherry. Cherry, I know how to make pink cocktails. Watch.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Here we go. (How do you make pink cocktails?) I'm on it. OK...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'd stay there if I were you.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- Right, you need raspberry vodka. - Raspberry vodka. Raspberry vodka.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Gotcha. Got it.- OK, cranberry juice. - Cranberry juice.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Er, it's in the fridge behind you.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Got you.- And peach schnapps. - Cranberry juice!

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Peach schnapps, peach schnapps, peach schnapps...

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- There you go.- Thank you.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Now, who's the geek?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Yep, still you.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07MUSIC: The Hippy Hippy Shake by The Beatles

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Sorry. I'm really sorry. You wouldn't believe it.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08The chef got held up and then the cocktail guy didn't turn up at all and...

0:14:08 > 0:14:10..the balloons.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Anyway, I'm really sorry I'm late.

0:14:12 > 0:14:18Not at all. Glad you could make it. Right, we can make a start. If you'd like to follow me?

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Hello, I'm Daniel Granger and this is my partner Zara Carmichael.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- I have an appointment with Dr Baxter.- Yep.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38OK, we'll wait over here. Yep.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53They'd better bring some food out soon, everyone's getting trollied.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I can cut my head off, you know.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Leave you alone with my two bald friends?- What?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Excuse me. Coming through, thank you!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- SHE TAPS MICROPHONE - Guys, hi.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Just want to say a few words, actually.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20It's made me really happy to see

0:15:20 > 0:15:22that Jimmi and Cherry have found each other.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I know that it's no secret, everybody knows

0:15:25 > 0:15:29that I've been very protective towards Jimmi, always have.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30He's like another son to me.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33And I'm sure that over the years,

0:15:33 > 0:15:38he hasn't really wanted me to fuss over him and tidy up after him

0:15:38 > 0:15:42and organise his life and just behave like a demented mother hen.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44LAUGHTER

0:15:44 > 0:15:49Which is why it makes me very happy to see you two together.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Cos that means that someone else can worry about him

0:15:51 > 0:15:54like a demented mother hen. I can have a break.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Seriously though, I think it's obvious to all of us

0:15:57 > 0:16:00that you two were made for each other.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03And I know you're going to spend the rest of your lives

0:16:03 > 0:16:06making each other very, very happy. So...

0:16:06 > 0:16:08to Jimmi and "Jerry".

0:16:08 > 0:16:13ALL: Jimmi and Jerry! Awwww.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Thank you very much, Julia.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18I think it's time for a game of Mr and Mrs!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20What's that?

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Oh, I love this game!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Before we came out this evening,

0:16:25 > 0:16:29I asked Jimmi to fill in this little questionnaire.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Heston, hang on a minute.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Before I read out the answers, I'm going to ask Cherry

0:16:34 > 0:16:37to try and answer each question correctly in turn.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41So, if the lovely Cherry would like to come up to the stage by the microphone?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45WHOOPING AND CHEERING

0:16:45 > 0:16:51Right, question number one! "Describe the first time you met".

0:16:51 > 0:16:59OK, well, the first time I saw Jimmi was at The Mill in the staff room.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02And he was stood talking to... Daniel's not here yet, is he?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- No.- Good, cos I remember thinking if I had to chose one of them,

0:17:05 > 0:17:07it would definitely be Jimmi.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- And you wrestled him to the floor there and then.- No!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14I just remember thinking if I had to choose one of them, then it would be Jimmi.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17It must have been his kind eyes,

0:17:17 > 0:17:20and the fact that he didn't think he was anything special,

0:17:20 > 0:17:23and he is special. ALL: Aaah!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Aaah. Isn't that a romantic answer, ladies and gentlemen?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30So, let's see what Jimmi put for the same question.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33"At work. Thought she looked fit."

0:17:33 > 0:17:36LAUGHTER

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Question number two.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44You OK?

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Yeah.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48No.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53What if this is a mistake?

0:17:53 > 0:17:58What if this is a sign that I'm not meant to be a mother?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- I mean, look at me.- Zara.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07I'm selfish. I'm spoilt.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10Take this, for example.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15I have been told that really, I shouldn't have children.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21But I've stamped my little foot and I've said "But I want them,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23"I want them".

0:18:23 > 0:18:27It's not like that. You're not like that.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Aren't I?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What if this is just...

0:18:36 > 0:18:38..another kind of ambition?

0:18:41 > 0:18:47There's more than one side to you. Not everybody sees it, but I have.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52You're kind and you're loyal and you're loving.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55And if this baby comes to us,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58that is what they'll see, every day.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- I'm afraid of how much I want it. - I know.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Zara Carmichael?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Well, I don't know about you, ladies and gentlemen,

0:19:22 > 0:19:25but I was profoundly moved by Cherry's account

0:19:25 > 0:19:28of their most romantic time together. Brought a tear to the eye.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33And to end the evening, I'd like to read an account,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36a very different account, from Jimmi, entitled

0:19:36 > 0:19:39"That time we did it on the beach."

0:19:39 > 0:19:41CHEERING

0:19:41 > 0:19:46I know he failed miserably with his romantic prowess.

0:19:46 > 0:19:51But I think every man deserves a chance to redeem himself.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Yes, go on! CHEERING

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We couldn't do this properly the first time, so...

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- ..Cherry Malone, will you marry me? - SQUEALING AND CHEERING

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yes! LAUGHTER

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I love you so much. - I love you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12ALL: Aaaah!

0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Yeah, go on. - CHEERING

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- It's a pink diamond! - Of course it is!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35# Don't go breaking my heart

0:20:35 > 0:20:39# I couldn't if I tried

0:20:39 > 0:20:43# Ah, honey, when I get restless

0:20:43 > 0:20:45# Baby, you're not that kind

0:20:45 > 0:20:48LAUGHTER

0:20:48 > 0:20:51# Don't go breaking my heart

0:20:51 > 0:20:53# You take the weight off of me

0:20:55 > 0:20:58# Oh, honey, when you knock on my door

0:20:58 > 0:21:00# I'll give you my key

0:21:00 > 0:21:03AUDIENCE: Wooo!

0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Ooh hoo

0:21:06 > 0:21:10- ALL: # Nobody knows it - Nobody knows it... #

0:21:10 > 0:21:14We've talked about Imogen's feelings of isolation within the family,

0:21:14 > 0:21:19and Karen's obvious concerns about this.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Jack, you've been very vocal

0:21:21 > 0:21:25about how you want everybody to forgive each other and move on.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29The only person we haven't heard from is you, Rob.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Is there anything you'd like to contribute?

0:21:34 > 0:21:38When I've got something to say, I'll say it.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Imogen, how's the community service going?- Fine.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- It must be nearly done now. How do you feel about that? - Fine, I said fine.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Is something wrong?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55No. I just don't see why I should sit here and talk

0:21:55 > 0:21:58when he's going to sit there and say nothing.

0:22:01 > 0:22:07BOTH: # I got you, babe I got you, babe

0:22:07 > 0:22:13# I got you, babe I got you, babe

0:22:14 > 0:22:18# I got you, babe. #

0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Whoa, not sure I'm ready for this. - Let's just have a drink, OK?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- How you feeling? - Stop asking me that.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Ah! Daniel and Zara are here! CHEERING

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Look at my ring! - Oh, wow!- It's lovely.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- You do know that you've got to sing! - No-no. No, no, no!

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Come on! DJ, hit it!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41You really don't have to do this.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Tell me about it. Tell me about it, stud.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54# I got chills They're multiplying

0:22:54 > 0:22:59# And I'm losing control

0:22:59 > 0:23:03# Cos the power You're supplying

0:23:03 > 0:23:05# It's electrifying

0:23:08 > 0:23:10# You better shape up Cos I need a man

0:23:13 > 0:23:17# And my heart is set on you

0:23:17 > 0:23:22# You better shape up You better understand

0:23:22 > 0:23:26# To my heart I must be true

0:23:26 > 0:23:28# Nothing left for me to do

0:23:28 > 0:23:31BOTH # You're the one that I want The one that I want

0:23:31 > 0:23:33# Ooh-ooh-ooh, honey

0:23:33 > 0:23:36# The one that I want The one that I want

0:23:36 > 0:23:38# Ooh-ooh-ooh, honey

0:23:38 > 0:23:40# The one that I want The one that I want

0:23:40 > 0:23:42# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:23:42 > 0:23:46# The one I need Oh, yes, indeed

0:23:50 > 0:23:56# If you're filled with affection

0:23:56 > 0:23:59# You're too shy to convey... #

0:23:59 > 0:24:03I was wondering what the word kleptomania meant to any of you?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07It's when people get the urge to steal, isn't it?

0:24:07 > 0:24:12It's an impulse control disorder. Usually with a lack of an economic motive.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15So it's like, you don't have to,

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- but something you can't control makes you do it.- Exactly.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I read an article once about when Winona Ryder got caught shoplifting.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Apparently she was going through lots of emotional stuff at the time.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28That's why the judge let her off.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32So that maybe that explains why Immie got into trouble.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36It did sort of feel like an out of body experience.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Like I was watching myself do it, but I couldn't stop.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Even Ryan said it was an addiction.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44That's enough. That is it!

0:24:45 > 0:24:51An addiction? I've never heard so much...rubbish in all my life!

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Despite the fact that none of my family turned up,

0:24:59 > 0:25:03and pretty much everything went wrong...

0:25:03 > 0:25:06tonight has still been perfect.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Maybe there's a lesson in that. - What do you mean?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Well, maybe we don't need all the fireworks

0:25:12 > 0:25:15and all the bells and whistles to have a good time.

0:25:15 > 0:25:20- You mean for the wedding?- Mmm. - Oh, no, no, no!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23If I've learned one thing from tonight,

0:25:23 > 0:25:29it's that nothing can go wrong, and I mean absolutely nothing.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34So, from now on we're in planning mode, it's all hands on deck.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40There's always a convenient label for everything these days.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43No-one holds their hands up any more and says "Oh, sorry,

0:25:43 > 0:25:45"I behaved badly, I'm a selfish prat."

0:25:45 > 0:25:46What they say now is, they say,

0:25:46 > 0:25:51"It's not my fault that I beat my wife to a pulp, I'm an alcoholic."

0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Rob...- "It's not my fault that I embezzled thousands of pounds

0:25:54 > 0:25:58"from hard working families, I've got a personality disorder."

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Imogen's not a klepto-bloody-maniac.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02She's a spoilt brat.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Do you think you might be allowing your experiences from work to cloud your judgement?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11Don't you patronise me. There's nothing wrong with my judgement.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Just cos I don't agree with how you're making excuses for her.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19What she needs is a swift kick up the backside for all the lies,

0:26:19 > 0:26:22for all the cheating, for all the stealing.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26You've had everything in life handed to you on a plate -

0:26:26 > 0:26:31a family that loved you, a good home, a good education.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33And the first time you hit a bad patch,

0:26:33 > 0:26:35you think it's acceptable to go out there

0:26:35 > 0:26:38and do exactly what you want. Well, you know what?

0:26:38 > 0:26:39It's just not good enough!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Dad...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Perhaps we all need to take time to calm down.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Don't tell me to calm down!

0:26:47 > 0:26:49DOOR SLAMS

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Chloe, look, please.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05You did right to leave her. So what we going to do now?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- I don't know.- Well, think!

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Jack, I need to talk to you. Meet me at the Icon in ten minutes, OK?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Right, let's get Max.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Are you listening? I'm not going with you. I'd rather go to prison.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20Babe...he needs nappies, and we need stuff.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Don't be mad. I'm going through a really difficult time.

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