0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Sunday morning, rain is falling
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Steal some covers, share some skin
0:00:42 > 0:00:47# Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
0:00:47 > 0:00:51# You twist to fit the mould that I am in
0:00:52 > 0:00:57# But things just get so crazy Living life gets hard to do
0:00:57 > 0:01:02# And I would gladly hit the road Get up and go if I knew
0:01:02 > 0:01:07# That someday it would lead me back to you
0:01:08 > 0:01:11# That someday it would lead me... #
0:01:11 > 0:01:13RECORD SCRATCHES
0:01:16 > 0:01:18HE SIGHS
0:01:23 > 0:01:25HE GROANS
0:01:38 > 0:01:41HE WHISTLES
0:01:46 > 0:01:51No. Upstairs and get changed. And get that muck off your face.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- She's not going looking like that. - I always look like this.- Now!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56SHE HUFFS
0:01:56 > 0:01:58What's going on?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Blame your mother. It slipped her mind. - You could have reminded yourself...
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Lunch with the Smugs. You can count me out.- Oi! We are going.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- What? So they can look down their noses at us.- They're family.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32They're MY family. And you are not going to show me up with a public display of bad manners.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37We could pull a sickie. I've lost track of the number of times they've cancelled last minute.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Because "pwecious Oscar was poorly."
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Maybe a quiet Sunday is in order. Get back to normal.- Karen!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I've tried it your way.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50This is MY family therapy. We are going.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55We are going to be on our best behaviour. And we are going to show the world that the Hollinses
0:02:55 > 0:02:58can conduct themselves properly, for one day.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And then maybe, we can... Well, we can, yeah, move on.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07So, you'll come back to sessions with Elaine?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Well, let's just see how it goes, shall we?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15You heard your father. Get yourselves smartened up and get ready to leave. Pronto!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17SHE HUFFS
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Why is she wearing a hat?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27To go to church, I expect.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Why don't we go to church any more? - You hate going to church.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Mum liked it.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Yeah, well, Mum's not here, is she?- Yeah, I know, but...
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- What's all this? - Made you a cup of tea.- You never!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Come on!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48OK, you'll do. Right, let's go.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- PHONE RINGS - Just leave it. We're late enough as it is.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54"Come over Sunday, Jack. Cook your favourite.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- "We'll have a nice quiet day." - Pack that in!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- You know what your Dad's like with cousin, Jeff.- Competitive?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Like we can compete with their loadsamoney and perfect life. - And Perfect Oscar.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09It's happening. And you two are going to make your dad proud. You got that?
0:04:09 > 0:04:14'I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available. Please leave your message after the tone.'
0:04:14 > 0:04:15MACHINE BEEPS
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Is it right?- Spot on, mate.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I warmed the pot. - Who taught you that?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Was it her? You stay away from that woman.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Why don't you like her?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Her sort don't understand people like us.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47She's an interfering busybody. She thinks she's better.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Better at what?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Go and get dressed. Smart, mind.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Why?- We're going to church. A proper C of E church.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, sweet!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- DOORBELL - Best behaviour.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27ALL: Hi.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Didn't you get my message?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33This is highly awkward. Look, I'm afraid it's Oscar.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- He isn't... He isn't very well. - You can say that again.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- I see you didn't get the message. - I knew we should have answered the phone.- You what?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Looks like I've started a marital.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- That's par for the course. - Sorry. It's my mistake.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Still, now you're here...
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- We can't just send them away. - There's no lunch. I haven't prepared anything.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- We'll just...- It's family. No need to impress.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- I'm sure you can rustle up something.- Fine!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Why did she get graffitied? - Don't know.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Who did it?- Just pack it in with the questions, will you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Lots of people have problems with the likes of her.- Busybodies? - Foreigners.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- For you.- I'm driving.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37So, how's work? You made Inspector yet?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- I'm counting, Jeff. - No, I'm still Sergeant.- Still?
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Wish you'd got out when I did? You should have joined me when you could.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52To be honest, I think I'd rather do a job I enjoy and keep my hair, Jeff.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55How about you? Still making obscene amounts of money?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Dangerous times, Robo. People need security more than ever.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Did you find everything you need? - Yes, thanks.- I love your bathroom.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Thank you, Imogen. I wish I could say the same about your hair. - SHE LAUGHS
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- Still, you're much improved without all that make-up.- Thanks, Nina!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- How's Oscar?- Oh, he's in the Oxbridge set. 12 A stars at GCSE.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Well, it's highly competitive,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- but his extra-curricular helps, of course.- Of course.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- His music and fencing achievements...- Money well spent.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31..make him a truly well-rounded candidate.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32It's a shame he's poorly.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Jack and Immie were really looking forward to seeing him.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Gutted.- It's a real shame.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Do you want a hand laying the table? - That's very kind of you, Imogen.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Oscar?- You've grown.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Cool tattoo. - (Where have you been?)
0:08:03 > 0:08:05This'll do.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12So there you have it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16One minute, he's an A-star, grade 8 fencing champion
0:08:16 > 0:08:18and the next, he's the missing link.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Jeff.- Oxbridge? He'll be lucky to get ASBO at this rate.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- They don't want to hear all the gory details...- I wouldn't mind,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29apart for the quarter of a million I spent on his education.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- And for what? - This isn't about the money.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Easy for you to say when I'm the one out hunter-gathering
0:08:35 > 0:08:39and you toiling away in your cave with under-floor heating
0:08:39 > 0:08:42and state-of-the-art electric AGA, and...
0:08:42 > 0:08:43HE SIGHS
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Sounds a bit like your average teenager.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You obviously have very different standards in your house.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- We hadn't even got to the best bit. - Butter knife, Jeff.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57We don't have to air the whole laundry in public.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01They're not "public". They're family.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Maybe Rob can help with his expert legal advice.
0:09:10 > 0:09:16Em... Maybe I could clear up if you guys want to go and talk.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Would you like some help? - Thanks, Jack.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Postprandials in the drawing room it is, then.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29ORGAN MUSIC
0:09:46 > 0:09:50I found them when I searched his room this morning.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Well, I can get them lab-tested. Off the record, of course.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55That won't be necessary. We've decided on a course of action.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00She's decided. We're having "an intervention".
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's an affectionate and successful method
0:10:02 > 0:10:05of persuading loved ones to accept help.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Or a load of psychobabble. Depending on your view point.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Personally, I favour an affectionate kick up the backside.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17What do you think? Wield the stick. Or is it "good to talk"?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well it can be very effective.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25As long as everyone is prepared to co operate.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Then again, the disciplinarian approach can be very effective.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Oi! What are you doing?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Looking for something to eat. I was expecting beef and Yorkshire puddings,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44not a couple of pieces of ham and some soggy lettuce.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46And what do you know about it?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Obviously not as much as you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51She's been on the internet all morning.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Her diploma's in the post.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55A family intervention is done with love and respect
0:10:55 > 0:11:00in a non-confrontational, non-judgmental manner.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01A first in this house(!)
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Just bury your head in the sand.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07It has the advantage of drowning out the sound of your voice.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10The only difference, Jeff, between you and an ostrich
0:11:10 > 0:11:11is an ostrich has more hair.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I think we should be going.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15BEEPING
0:11:15 > 0:11:17The wanderer returns.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Put a GPS tracker in his phone.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24He's headed home via the back lane. ETA ten minutes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Well, I hope everything works out OK.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Thanks for a lovely lunch. If there's anything you need...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Now you mention it...
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Stay. The more the merrier.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37He's only doing this to get at me.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It may be an alien concept, but this is not all about you, my darling.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I just can't see how we could help.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Why not? You're a law enforcer.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Karen, you're a health-care professional.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Fancy that. A wife who goes out to work.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Add a dash of peer group pressure from the kids,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57now that's what I call a family intervention.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Could this day get any worse.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06You two, sitting room, now!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Are you serious? - Blame your mother.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Mum!- Me!? - I didn't volunteer our services.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I voted for a quiet day at home.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27All set?
0:12:30 > 0:12:34There you are, my love. My sight for sore eyes.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Does everyone know what they're doing?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45So, now we wait.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51FRONT DOOR BANGS
0:12:51 > 0:12:52FOOTSTEPS
0:12:56 > 0:13:00FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS
0:13:04 > 0:13:05DOOR SLAMS
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Five minutes, tops.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I've cut the power to his bedroom. Shouldn't be long.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yeah, I will. You're driving.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30# Dear Lord and Father of mankind
0:13:30 > 0:13:37# Forgive our foolish ways
0:13:37 > 0:13:43# Reclothe us in our rightful mind
0:13:43 > 0:13:50# In purer lives thy service find
0:13:50 > 0:13:57# In deeper reverence, praise
0:13:57 > 0:14:05# In deeper reverence, praise. #
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Any minute now.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11FOOTSTEPS
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- What have you done to the... - We'd like a word, son.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31BUZZER
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Room specific security.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35All the rage these's days.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40From the Gospel of St Luke.
0:14:40 > 0:14:46Jesus replied, "A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho,
0:14:46 > 0:14:52"and fell into the hands of robbers, who stripped him, beat him,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55"and went away, leaving him half dead."
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- You all right, Oscar? - Couldn't be better.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03What does your tattoo say?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Life's a bitch, and then you die.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10NINA CLEARS THROAT
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- We are gathered here today... - Oh, he's not getting married.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16We know why we're gathered. Please just get on with it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Oscar, your father and I love you very much.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25And we have always put your wellbeing before own.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Probably where we went wrong.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31So when you repay us with disrespect, and dishonesty,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34it makes us feel like it was all in vain.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Your father is an ex-policeman.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43You were brought up to have respect for the law, not break it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44He nicked my car,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47and wrapped it round a tree.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Ten grand's worth of uninsured damage, and a criminal record.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Our child, a criminal.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01We are people of standing in this community, you've made us look like fools.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Shamed us in front of our family and friends.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06We don't know who you are any more.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12The Samaritan. Impure Jew,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14reviled half breed.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18As we would say today, a person of mixed race.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Yet the only one prepared to intervene.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24To follow God's holy law
0:16:24 > 0:16:28to "love thy neighbour as you would yourself."
0:16:29 > 0:16:33And what of the second message contained in the parable?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36That of making excuses.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Self justification.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Letting oneself off the hook.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Knowing you should intervene, but not taking that step.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Does anyone have something they'd like to say?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Anyone?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59This is going well.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Well if you'd been a more hands-on father
0:17:02 > 0:17:04this wouldn't have been necessary.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05I never got the chance.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Too busy keeping you in the manner which...
0:17:08 > 0:17:12And when I did have time, you'd never let me get my hands on your precious son.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15You never let me get my hands on you either.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Arctic chill in the bedroom department for years.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19OK, OK.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I don't really think that this is getting us anywhere.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28As this is about you, son, have you got anything to say?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Confucious say wen gu, er zhi xin.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Stop it, Oscar. You know we have no ideas what that means.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40It means, Ma, that my education hasn't been entirely wasted.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Mandarin GCSE. A*.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Have you got anything to add, in English?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Nah.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49You sure?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I mean, you have the right to remain silent,
0:17:52 > 0:17:56but I'm sure that anything you did say wouldn't be held against you.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00And could be used to get it off your chest.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Better out than in.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11When you only ever ask how I'm doing and never how I am,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15it makes me feel more like your project than your progeny.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Touche.- When you spend most of your time in the office and the rest on the golf course,
0:18:19 > 0:18:24it makes me feel think you'll go to any lengths to avoid "quality" time with me.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26When you parade me as your achievement,
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I feel responsible for your self worth instead of my own.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Which is quite some burden. - Well done, son.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Done? I haven't even started.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Well, I think we've heard enough for now, thank you, Oscar.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43You asked why. The least you could do is listen.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- That's a fair point. - Thank you m'lud.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49When you use my failure to attack each other, it makes me feel...
0:18:50 > 0:18:54..like everything rotten in the state of your marriage is my fault.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Our Father,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58who art in Heaven,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01hallowed be thy name.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Thy Kingdom come,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05thy will be done,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08on Earth as it is in Heaven.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Did I mention jumpers?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14When you make me wear cashmere instead of school regulation,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16on "medical grounds", I feel isolated from my peers
0:19:16 > 0:19:19and exposed to accusations of Mummy's boy,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22which although well founded, are no less hurtful.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26I'm finished now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Do you have anything to say?
0:19:32 > 0:19:37You turn this on us when the root of the problem is in my hand!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Let's just stay calm, shall we? Drugs are never the answer, son.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Calm. What do you know about it?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47How would you feel if you discovered your son was a drug addict?!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Well I would feel very angry and disappointed.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53And sick with worry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Do you hear that, Mother! Drugs aren't the answer.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Ironic, because I filched them from your stash of happy pills.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05The paradox being, they don't seem to make you very happy.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Tramadol, fluoxetine, amphetamines, diazepam.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11You're a walking pharmacy.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Shake her and she rattles.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17There's no need for you to look so smug
0:20:17 > 0:20:21when it's glaringly obvious to everyone you're an alcoholic.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25If you want to know why your child is such a crushing disappointment
0:20:25 > 0:20:27then maybe some self reflection is in order.
0:20:32 > 0:20:38I'm pleased to announce our new PA system arrives this week
0:20:38 > 0:20:44so by next Sunday I hope everyone will be able to hear me at the back.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50And finally, all are welcome to join us for refreshments
0:20:50 > 0:20:53and sandwiches after the service.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- What's for lunch?- Sandwiches.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I don't begrudge you drugs and alcohol as a form of escapism.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- He's exaggerating. - Speak for yourself.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Symptom. Not cause.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09The question is, from what are you trying to escape?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Or should that be, from whom?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- How many years is it now?- 25.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Is it really that short?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I bought her an eternity ring.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Because it feels like one.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24And so it goes on.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Maybe we could benefit from some marriage guidance counselling.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34No counselling. Please. This horse is dead.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Stop flogging the wretched beast and end it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41For all our sakes.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56It is good to see you here in church.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Reverend Stanhope gives a fine sermon, don't you think?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- How many can I have? - As many as you like.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08Indeed, it has caused me to question my own behaviour this morning.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13I failed to greet you in a Christian manner.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16And for that I am truly sorry.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Will you say goodbye to Nina for us? We can't seem to find her.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42On the phone.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Hunting for a divorce lawyer.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50She'll cut off my cojones and feed them to the sharks.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'm sorry, mate.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You know...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59..I've always been jealous of you.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04You sure that's not the other way round?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07All this.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's over-rated.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You're still in love with your wife.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20You love your job. You're a good dad.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Seeing you with Oscar certainly brought home the shortcomings in that department.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I don't know about that.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Proof's in the pudding.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34They're a credit to you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Excuse me, my friend.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49You're no friend of mine.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Hurry up, Cam, we're going in a minute.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00And for my favourite goddaughter...
0:24:02 > 0:24:04For your A levels.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I don't get the results until next month.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Then I hope you knuckled down and didn't get distracted by owt.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Go on, take it, treat yourself.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Must be all kinds of fripperies the allowance won't stretch to.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Thank you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Good girl.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Well, better go and have a heart to heart with the lad.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Good luck.- Bye bye.- Bye.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Bye, Jeff.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Well, that was a fun day out.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Shut it, Jack.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Seat belts. - 50 quid?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42You lucky cow. Wish he was my godfather.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45- Dad...- Save it, Immie.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I've had enough of talking for one day.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I thought you were really good in there with Oscar.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Maybe some of that family therapy rubbed off.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Oh, it was very successful. A wrecked marriage.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00The mother of all divorce battles and Oscar in the middle.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I just meant...
0:25:05 > 0:25:06I know what you meant, Karen.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11But if you think today's made anything better...
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Oh, just leave it will you.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26We're going. Finish it on the way.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I see a young man who's in need of some cake.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31We're leaving.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Surely there is time for one. - Thanks.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38The church runs activities for young people.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Sport, socials, excursions.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- I'll think about it. - There are some pictures on the noticeboard I can show you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Get your filthy black hands off my child!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Mrs Tembe. Are you all right?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I am perfectly fine, Reverend.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28Thank you for a most excellent sermon today.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34Although it is a shame that we are without the new PA system,
0:26:34 > 0:26:39as many here, it seems, did not hear it.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Good day to you all.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Richard, I'm very impressed with your effort over the last year.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10You look healthy, confident.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12And is that a new outfit I see before me?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Oh, yeah.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I've got a date, actually.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Hi, Kevin, it's me. Again. Can you please call me back.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Anything else you want to discuss?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Email subtitling@bbc.co.uk