Charming

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0:00:45 > 0:00:48Oh, face of an angel.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51It's the perfect way to start the day.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I didn't mean to wake you.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I drank too much last night.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01It didn't seem to affect you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05It was fun, wasn't it?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08We used up all the champagne.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09And the yoghurt.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Did we?!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I love to treat you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Listen, there's something that I want to talk to you about.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Sounds serious. What is it?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Just let me get a quick shower first, yeah?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I just want to clear my head.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41KNOCKING

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Yes?- Are you winning?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Another few hours and I may have broken the back of it.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47I've just found this.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- More?- It's only a little bit of admin.- Otherwise known as the inner circle of hell!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56At least you don't have to deal with any tricky patients.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'd take a tricky patient over this any day. It's boring!

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Oh, get on with it!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05A guy's just fallen over on the lawn!

0:02:05 > 0:02:10The gardener's left the sprinklers on in the same place for too long. It's a bog out there!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I know what it is you're going to say to me, Jonathan.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Hey, listen, we've been together three months now

0:02:18 > 0:02:20and I think that's long enough...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You want to finish it, don't you?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23..to know that I love you.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Marry me.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Please.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Don't! You don't mean it.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46You're making fun of me.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Of course not.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Why would you want to marry me?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Because you're beautiful.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I've seen the way people look at us.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Who cares what people think?

0:02:57 > 0:03:02You'd soon get fed up. Find someone else and leave.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07- I can't go through that again. - I'm nothing like your ex. I'm not going to hurt you.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08You say that now, but...

0:03:08 > 0:03:12I want us to be together for ever. Marry me.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Every part of me wants to say yes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Then say it!- If something's too good to be true...

0:03:20 > 0:03:23That's rubbish. I adore you. Marry me.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm scared of the way I feel about you.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Marry me, Mary-Anne. Marry me.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Marry me!- When?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Friday?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38What, Friday?!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41The day after tomorrow! Why wait?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- We can fly on Thursday morning. - Fly? Where?- Las Vegas!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47And I'm paying for everything.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Is this yes?

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Jimmi, I know you're busy. I'll take Mrs Thornhill off your hands.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Letherbridge Lane? Your home visit? - OK, thanks.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Why that one in particular?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Pamela Thornhill is a novelist whose work I like and admire very much.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Mrs Thornhill is all yours. But it's for her mother, Doreen.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Pamela made the call, though, so she's likely to be there.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Good.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Have fun!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26I don't want men falling at my feet while I'm buying frozen chips!

0:04:26 > 0:04:32Yeah, look, I'd better go, Sophs. It's getting really mad out here. OK. All right. Bye.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Hi. Can I help?- I phoned earlier. I'm a friend of Zara's.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Really?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'm Mary-Anne. She's expecting me.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43It's weird, isn't it, when two friends are so...different?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46We have quite a lot in common, actually.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49We were on the yachting team together at university.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Amazing! I can't even go on a pedalo myself.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Will you let her know I'm here?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Hi, Dr Carmichael. Mary-Anne's here to see you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05OK. Bye.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08She won't be a minute. Do you want to just, um...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10..take the weight off your feet?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Dr Carter!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- How lovely to see you.- How lovely to see one of my favourite novelists.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Flattery's always very welcome. You're too kind.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29But you do know that it's my mother who needs your attention today?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Yes, I read her notes, Mrs Thornhill. Is it her dementia?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Partly. And today, for some unknown reason, she thinks she's Scottish.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38How intriguing.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41These strange delusional episodes come as fast as they go.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Great material for a novelist, Mrs Thornhill.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Follow me, Dr Carter.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49And, please, call me Pamela.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Lead on.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I thought you said my friend had arrived.

0:05:57 > 0:06:03- She has. She's in the waiting area. - I'm looking at the waiting area and she's not here.- With the magazine?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05That's not Mary-Anne.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I thought it was unlikely. That's who she said she was.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Excuse me.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Zara!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Mary-Anne?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15I suppose it has been a while.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18What happened to you? You must have gained five stone!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Same old Zara. Straight to the point.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Sorry.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I suppose I have put on a bit of weight since the divorce.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I've got the family gene. I'm starting to look like my mother.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Well, it's good to see you.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Do come through.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35How's your latest book coming on?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I'm halfway through. The Lady Ravaged.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's a whodunnit with themes of sex and death set in the Chilterns.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Sounds like a page-turner. - I think you'd enjoy it.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I need to fill you in. I'm heading off on a research trip for the book.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- A few weeks going round graveyards and talking to farm hands. You know the sort of thing.- Wonderful.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I was planning to hire a care worker to look after Mother when I'm gone,

0:06:58 > 0:07:01but since she got wind of it, she's suddenly become ill.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06Wheezing, coughing, complaining about being too hot or too cold.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10She doesn't want me to go. I'm convinced she's attention-seeking, putting it on, but...

0:07:10 > 0:07:15You can't be too careful about these things. I'll check her out. And this Scottish stuff?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19She's eccentric at the best of times. That's the added complication.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22I've been telling her all morning a doctor is coming, but she won't have it.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25She insists it's her old friend, Billy MacDougal,

0:07:25 > 0:07:27visiting from the Highlands.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Does she know a Billy McDougal from the Highlands? - Probably not, but who knows?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35What I do know is that the best way to deal with her when she's in this mood is to play along.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40Well, I do have some experience of amateur dramatics.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41A Scot, eh?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Perhaps this will help you get into character.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46It was my husband's.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03There's nothing wrong with how you look. It's probably down to the antidepressants.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Zara, I didn't come here for medical advice. I came to see you.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Eddie's not back on the scene, is he? Creepy little suntanned power freak!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I haven't seen him since the divorce.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18He lives in New York now with the new girlfriend.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Portuguese. Young.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Lecherous scumbag.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24You do pick them.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27And you always see through them straightaway.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Am I that bad?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31No, you're lovely!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Anyway, I'm over him now.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37So, what brings you to Letherbridge?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38My new boyfriend!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42We spent the night in a hotel nearby, celebrating our anniversary.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Three months.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Three months? Well, that's nice.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Is it serious?

0:08:47 > 0:08:52I think he's really special. And I want him to meet the people who are special to me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53I want him to meet you.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You want me to give him the once-over.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Yes, but not too much flirting, please!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01We're going to be married on Friday.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Friday?! That is serious!

0:09:04 > 0:09:09Congratulations! It really is too bad of you not to tell me sooner.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11He only proposed this morning.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13He's arranging it now.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Las Vegas!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18When did you move into the fast lane?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21OK, come on, you must have a photograph.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24His name's Jonathan Bone. He models clothing.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29We met at the yacht club. He was posing in trunks for a shoot by the lake.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30He's gorgeous...

0:09:30 > 0:09:33..for someone who must be barely out of the sixth form!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35He's in his 20s.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You're marrying a toy boy!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40There is an age gap. Will you meet him?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Absolutely.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45You don't think he's too good for me, do you?

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Don't be stupid. You're too good for most men.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57OK. It's lovely to see you, Billy. Thank you for coming.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- BAD SCOTTISH ACCENT: - Lovely to see you too, Doreen. Your heart is still beating.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05It's been well-exercised over the years. All those boys!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- A wee bit fast, but not so bad.- I need to pop out for some printer ink.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Essential supplies? - MOUTHS: Fantastic accent.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15It'll only take a few minutes. I don't want to take advantage, but...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18As long as it's only a few minutes.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Right, Doreen, I need to take your blood pressure.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Has Pammy gone, Billy?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, not for long.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28She wants to put me in a home.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29No, she doesnae!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31It makes me sad.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37Do you think I might be able to get up for a moment to stretch my legs?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Aye, of course you can.

0:10:39 > 0:10:45While the cat's away, the mice will play, eh?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Sorry?

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Slow down! Tell me what happened.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Don't be upset. Keep calm!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Of course it's not your fault.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Oh, of course you haven't let me down. Darling, don't be silly!

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Look, I'm on my way to you now. Don't do anything.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Just wait for me to get there.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16OK, bye.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Was that your boy?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19He's trying to call the wedding off.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Zara, Jonathan.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32- Hello.- Hi.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35I feel awful.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38So, what happened exactly?

0:11:38 > 0:11:43I was trying to pay for the flights and hotel. And I found out that my account had been hacked online.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45And apparently my password wasn't secure enough,

0:11:45 > 0:11:49so they're not even sure I'm insured.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- I feel like a complete idiot. - Oh, you poor thing.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Yeah, I need to get a drink. What are you having?

0:11:56 > 0:12:01Do you know what, actually, scrap that. I can't even afford to pay for that now.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'll get them. I need one too.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Sorry, Zara. I was really looking forward to meeting you.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I just wish the circumstances were different.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Mary-Anne talks so highly of you. - I know next to nothing about you, I'm afraid.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Except that you model underpants.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22It's a silly job compared to yours, though.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25But, I mean, look at you! You've got amazing bone structure

0:12:25 > 0:12:27and really beautiful eyes.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29My agency would definitely take you on,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32if you ever think about a career change.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37"The Lindsey Gingold Model Agency."

0:12:37 > 0:12:38I'll bear it in mind.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Smiles again?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44There's nothing else to do, is there?

0:12:44 > 0:12:48So, it does look like the wedding will have to be postponed.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49So disappointing.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I've had a thought.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Can I speak to you privately?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Right, I want to take your blood pressure now.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03No. No more tests, Billy. Let's have a nice time instead.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05I'll put some music on.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06What are you doing?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09You like music, don't you, Billy?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Aye, but I have nae time for that now.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14You've listened to my heart.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17You've looked in my ears and my eyes.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18And you can see that I'm fine.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I havenae finished.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24I've been feeling melancholic. I just want to listen to some music.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Be nice to me, Billy.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Will you keep still?!

0:13:27 > 0:13:32Don't be cross! We were so close in the old days.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Don't you remember, Billy? Don't tell me you've changed!

0:13:35 > 0:13:40We're still pals, but be reasonable, Doreen. It won't take a jiffy!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42No! I won't do it!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Unless...

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Unless what?

0:13:47 > 0:13:53Dance with me, Billy. Just like we did in the old days.

0:13:53 > 0:14:00I'll do all your tests, every one, if you'll just have one dance with me.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05But it's thousands of pounds.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I can afford it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Why should we let money get in the way of doing what we want to do? Please.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15But I wanted to pay. Some of what I planned was going to be a surprise.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Well, it still can be.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I'll give you the money and you can spend it however you want.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I was going to get a new suit, too.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32It's back on. Just need to phone the bank.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50You're a lovely mover, Billy.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53One dance and then I'm taking your blood pressure.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Oh, don't spoil it! Hold me tighter.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04Do you remember the summer of 1964?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06This song. Do you remember?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Aye, aye.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11In that church hall.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15And then we ventured outside in the icy cold,

0:15:15 > 0:15:19and we saw the northern lights in the sky.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22And then you kissed me, didn't you, Billy?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24No, no, I don't remember that.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Of course you did!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I think it's time that we...

0:15:29 > 0:15:32I've been so lonely since you left, Billy.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33That's a shame.

0:15:33 > 0:15:39But now, here in your arms, I feel like a woman again.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Right.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Oh, kiss me, Billy.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Kiss me like you did back then.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Kiss me!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Do you like him?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51He's quite flirty.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52I know.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55He's attractive. And very easy to talk to.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57But?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Well, three months isn't very long.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03I love him. And I trust him.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I know that, but...

0:16:05 > 0:16:07What?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Well, his job isn't very secure.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13When did you become my mother, Zara?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15And he seems to be relying upon you financially.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16He's just been robbed!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Exactly.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20You don't believe him?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21I didn't say that.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23What are you saying?

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Just be cautious. Slow down.

0:16:27 > 0:16:32The last few months have been the best time of my life.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35But how much do you really know him?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Talk to him a bit more, Zara. You'll see he's a good man.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Don't be shy. I know you'll respect me in the morning.- That's enough!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Shall I take my clothes off here?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56No! Keep your cardigan on, Doreen.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, you want it kept on, do you?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Saucy!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Come on! I need cheering up.

0:17:03 > 0:17:09I am not Billy McDougal, I am Dr Heston Carter, GP, so will you please unhand me?

0:17:09 > 0:17:10You're a doctor?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Yes.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13You've been fooling me!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well...

0:17:15 > 0:17:16You're here to take me to a home!

0:17:16 > 0:17:17- No!- Oh!

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Doreen!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Of course I miss you.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Let me finish my business here, yeah, and I'll be round.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yeah?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35All right. Put that dress on I like.

0:17:35 > 0:17:40We are going to have a lot of fun.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41I promise.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44I love you.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48I don't want to go to a home!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Doreen, let me explain.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Sod off!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Please come out!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55You lied to me!

0:17:55 > 0:17:56I'm sorry.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58GLASS SMASHES

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Doreen! What are you doing in there?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Doreen!

0:18:04 > 0:18:07I overheard your conversation.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- What conversation? - I hoped you wouldn't play games.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11On the phone? That was my agency.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Do I look that stupid?

0:18:12 > 0:18:17I think you're a great friend to Mary-Anne, but you're letting your imagination run away with itself.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22- I'm giving you the chance to explain. I know what I heard. - Are you certain?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- You're behaving like a guilty man. - I love Mary-Anne.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28But what are you trying to hide?

0:18:31 > 0:18:34That's the bank sorted.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Everyone happy here?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46I'm worried about you, Doreen. Now, please open the door!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49OK, stand back. I'm coming through!

0:19:00 > 0:19:01I don't want to go to a home!

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Dr Carter!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06What are you doing?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12I know what I heard.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Did you ask him about it?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Of course and he was very evasive. Said it was a "work call".

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Well, it probably was.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22"Wear that dress I like." "I love you."

0:19:22 > 0:19:23I don't know what to think.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Here we go.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Zara's been telling me about your phone call.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I think I know what might have happened.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40This'll be interesting!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44There's this bloke at the agency - Tim. Tim Dreyfuss.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46He's got this really quirky sense of humour.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50I was on the phone to him when you were eavesdropping.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54We've got this game. It's silly really. We call each other sweetheart and darling.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58There's so many luvvies in the modelling world. I think you overheard some of that banter.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Well, that sounds like the biggest crock of...

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- I knew there'd be a silly explanation.- You believe it?

0:20:05 > 0:20:10Young blokes having a laugh! The bank said you could collect the cash from the Letherbridge branch.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12You're giving him the money in cash!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Jonathan's account's been compromised. It's safer.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Thanks, darling. I'll be back soon.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Mary-Anne...

0:20:22 > 0:20:24People like me don't get many chances of happiness.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Living a lie isn't happiness.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Who knows how many women he's got on the go?

0:20:30 > 0:20:31To believe that I need proof.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35OK. I will get you proof.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Jonathan!

0:20:48 > 0:20:49I concede defeat.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55I think I misread the situation and I want to apologise.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I think I know why I've been behaving the way I have.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Can I buy you lunch to explain?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Where's Mary-Anne?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Massage therapy at the hotel spa.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Least I could do to make it up to her.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19What do you want to talk to me about?

0:21:21 > 0:21:27Jonathan, you are a very attractive man.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29It's OK.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I know I don't stand a chance.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37I know how you feel about Mary-Anne.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38I'm flattered.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Let's not rule anything out.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44No?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Well, I am still single.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Getting married's a big step.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52It's very confusing.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Well, in that case...

0:22:00 > 0:22:02..have you still got your room key?

0:22:02 > 0:22:03No!

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- It was a test...- She set me up!

0:22:07 > 0:22:08..and he failed.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11How could you do this to me? Both of you!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13It was a moment of weakness. It's you that I love.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17I phoned his agency and Tim Dreyfuss has been in a meeting all day.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20He hasn't spoken to anyone. He made it up. Conclusion - liar!

0:22:20 > 0:22:21No, I can explain!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Just keep away from me!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28What have you done?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Give me two minutes.- Go away!

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I don't want to lose you. - It's too late!- Nothing happened!

0:22:44 > 0:22:47- What about the woman on the phone? - There was no woman on the phone!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- You're lying!- It was my daughter!

0:22:55 > 0:22:56It was your what?!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00My daughter.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04My little girl. You can phone her. She lives with her mum and stepdad.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Why didn't you tell me?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I couldn't find the right time.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13People don't want their toy boys to have kids. It ruins the image.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16And I didn't want to lose you.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17What's her name?

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Amelie.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- She's ten. - That would have made you...

0:23:22 > 0:23:2716...when she was born. Her mum was 24. People don't like that, either.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Look at the state of you.

0:23:34 > 0:23:40I meet the woman that I want to spend the rest of my life with and I've blown it, haven't I?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43She's very upset.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46It would have been easier if you hadn't been gone for so long.

0:23:46 > 0:23:51- Yes, I'm sorry. But even so... - She's terrified you're going to put her in a home

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- and is desperate for affection. - It's hard coping on my own.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55I know we have a problem.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I can't give her the time she needs.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01Well, in retrospect, playing along with her fantasies is probably not a good idea.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Yes.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06No real harm done though, eh?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10Find a care worker she can trust who isn't pretending to be someone else.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20He was a strange man.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yes. I think we treated him rather badly.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37This is my daughter, Amelie. This is who I was on the phone to.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41She's beautiful.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44She is.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45Is there any hope for us?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Well, Zara thinks you're a sponging gigolo

0:24:50 > 0:24:53who keeps secrets from me.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55And to a certain extent,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57she has a point.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Except I don't want your money and I don't want any other woman.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06I can see why you kept your secret,

0:25:06 > 0:25:09even though you should have told me.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11But I can forgive you for that.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Let's not forget he was nearly in bed with me a little while ago,

0:25:14 > 0:25:17with thousand of pounds of your money in his pocket.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20You tried to seduce ME, Zara. I didn't stand a chance.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21There's some truth in that.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25I was going to spend the money on you, Mary-Anne.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Is he all bad, Zara?

0:25:27 > 0:25:28It's your decision.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32I've made up my mind.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34We will go to Vegas.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37And we'll have a brilliant holiday.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39But we'll save the wedding for next year.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41See how we get on.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43What do you think?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45I'll prove myself to you.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Now go and wash that mud off. You look ridiculous!

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Is this going to come between us as friends?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Zara, you haven't changed a bit!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17You've always been like this.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21You were exactly the same with all my boyfriends at uni.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Flirted and questioned and investigated.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Only to make sure you weren't being taken advantage of.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Which is why I wanted you to meet Jonathan.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I knew that after a few hours with you, I'd know everything about him,

0:26:33 > 0:26:36and exactly where I stood with him.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39You're not seriously going to go ahead with this, are you?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41I want to be with him.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Even after today?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46I think you're a fool!

0:26:46 > 0:26:49I know.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51He's not good enough for you.

0:26:51 > 0:26:56I know it might not work out, but on the other hand, it might.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59And I'm going to have fun along the way.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Well, I do hope that you prove me wrong.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Ah, here she is, my little worker bee!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Raring to go! Just tell me where you want me.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16Oh, yeah, how are the deformities, your Highness? Still scratching?

0:27:16 > 0:27:19I had two cases of the bubonic plague

0:27:19 > 0:27:20and a machine gun-wielding baboon.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- What are the odds?- Amazing!

0:27:23 > 0:27:25No one's perfect, eh?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Break a leg, please!

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