Evidence of Things Not Seen

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0:00:28 > 0:00:29Left.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31It's perfectly fair where it is.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32I said left.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'll lose all the sunshine.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37We agreed I would get more of the lawn.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38You never garden, anyway.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40I could start.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42After 40 years? Don't make me laugh!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44I'm paying this chap, you know.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Carry on.- A bit more to the left.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Can't we at least talk about this?

0:00:49 > 0:00:50I'm done with talking.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Now, either he moves it to the left...- Not the garden.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Us.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57This isn't like you, Mo.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00You were always a reasonable woman.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01More fool me.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04And it's Maureen, if you don't mind.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06You seriously want me to call you Maureen?

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- I want you to call me "your ex-wife" but I'll settle for... - I still think you're over-reacting.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Why do you never listen to me?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18And are you watching your sugar intake? Are you, buffalo!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- What's that got to do with...? - Excuse me.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- What the hell?- Oh, my... Oh!

0:01:34 > 0:01:39# And the whole world is on your case

0:01:41 > 0:01:46# I could offer you a warm embrace

0:01:47 > 0:01:50# To make you feel my love

0:01:53 > 0:01:58# When the evening shadows and the stars appear... #

0:02:02 > 0:02:04What are you doing?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Working. Why? What are you doing? - Having a heart attack.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Sorry, didn't mean to make you jump. - Just the shock of your beauty when I wasn't expecting it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Control yourself or there'll be no lunches like yesterday.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16It was nice, wasn't it?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18What's that?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- It's a bag.- What's in it?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- A sandwich. - Scared I'm going to steal it?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- It's a special type of sandwich. - What's in it?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Sandwichy type things.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Like?- Sausage, bacon, beans...

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Beans? In a sandwich?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's the way I roll. Better get on. Where am I?

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Daniel's room.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Who is it?- You forgot your notes.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Er, OK. Er, one second.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Thanks.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- What's going on in there?- Nothing.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04What's with you, today?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Just the powerful effect you have on me.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Better try to control yourself.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Don't want to embarrass the patients.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12I'll do my best.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, you little wonder!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Morning, Lauren. - Oh, morning, Dr Carter.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- How are you today?- Full of the joys. Is there a problem with the door?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30No, no. I'd better get back.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Jolly good.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I'm here to see the Marstons. I'm their GP. Is there...?

0:03:41 > 0:03:46Oh, yeah, there was a small discovery in the back garden.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I think they've taken a bit of a turn.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- But there's nothing to be excited about. - I'm not excited about the discovery.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- I'm just, erm, just, life. - That's good, that's good.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I'd better... - OK. Yeah, yeah, me too.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01After you.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03No, you go ahead, please.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12It wasn't just some poor soul's skull, they found lots of bones.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17- That's why the police called in that handsome devil.- Maureen!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19You were thinking it just as much as me.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23And it was seeing the bones that brought on the angina attack?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25It was nothing.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Are you keeping up with your medication? Watching your diet? - Of course.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Any undue stress in your life at the moment? How's Bill?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35You'd better ask him.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37We don't see much of each other any more.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Why? Has he moved out?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41We separated, yes.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43What?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- When?- A couple of weeks ago.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- What happened? - Every relationship runs its course.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Maureen, seriously, what on earth's going on?

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Aren't you coming up to a big anniversary? - Ruby, in a couple of months.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00So, why now, all of a sudden?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I can't stand the sight of him any more!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Right.- Two weeks ago, he left the toilet seat up.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I've been asking him not to do that for a lifetime.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Something inside me just snapped.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- I see.- And he won't let me have another cat.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17So, I asked him for a divorce the same day.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19So, he hadn't really done anything.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Are you married?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24No, I live on my own, at the moment.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30Lucky you. Believe me, there's nothing more irritating than someone who leaves the toilet seat up.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34So, if I want to look at that handsome chap in the garden,

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I'm free to do so.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Well, there must be some mistake on the call sheet cos I was down to see both of you.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Oh, he still lives here. He wouldn't leave. Neither would I.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48This has been my home for 40 years.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54Right, well, I'll pop back in a minute with a prescription.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04We're splitting the house down the middle.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06He gets the east and I get the west

0:06:06 > 0:06:09so I have the sunny side of the garden.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11You better go outside and round.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- How's the diet going? - Fine, yes. No problem.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27What about these?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30For visitors. I never touch them.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Really? Because this is through the roof.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36You're going to have to control your diet better, Bill.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- We've talked about this. - Oh, what's the point?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43It's not as if I'm trying to stay trim for anyone these days, is it?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Maureen told me. I can't believe it.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47That makes two of us.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50She walked into the kitchen, sat down at the table

0:06:50 > 0:06:52and said she wanted a divorce.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I nearly choked on my bourbon.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00- Just the one. - You must have done something other than leave the toilet seat up.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I did my best to be a "new man" for her.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Helping with the cooking and cleaning, you know.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I even let her have her blessed cats every so often,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12even though I'm totally allergic to them.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Fat lot of good it did me.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I'm really sorry for what's happened, Bill.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Thanks. I appreciate that.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21But you're going to have to take better care of your diet.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You simply can't eat so much sugar.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'll try, doc. Really, I will.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29But without her, it all seems a waste of time.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36KEVIN: That's it, that's it. Come on, oh!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Come on, get in.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40That's it, yeah.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43HE GROANS

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, come on.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47HE GROANS

0:07:47 > 0:07:48He really misses you.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Does he? Well, I don't miss him.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Surely after all these years you still have feelings for him?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Course I do, but I've decided -

0:07:57 > 0:08:01I'm free and single, now. Like you.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04What if he promised to change?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07How's he doing with his sugar problem?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You know I can't tell you - confidentiality.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I've seen the biscuits, you don't need to.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Maureen, I have to tell you, as your doctor, all this stress...

0:08:15 > 0:08:18That'll serve him right, if I end up dead.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22This used to be a house of love, that's what we called it.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24But not any more.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27He lets me have another cat and I might consider it.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33KNOCK ON DOOR

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Come in.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Dr Carter, I'm sorry to bother you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Not at all, my dear. Bother away.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42It's a bit embarrassing, actually.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Is it? Well, maybe Elaine or Julia...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- No, no, no, I'm sure you're the right man for the job.- OK dokey.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Now, I'm not one to snitch on colleagues.- Of course you're not.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I just... I know he's in a trial period

0:08:53 > 0:08:55and I'm just worried he's heading for trouble.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Oh, you mean Kevin?- He's been rushing through patients all morning,

0:08:59 > 0:09:01getting in and out well under time.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Then, he's dashing back to his room and locking himself in.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09- Is he?- Yes. Now, this is where it gets embarrassing.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I've seen and heard everything, believe me.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14No, it's quite difficult for me to say.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17He is enjoying his private time.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Well, I should hope so...

0:09:19 > 0:09:23No, I mean, he's REALLY been enjoying his private time.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25You've lost me, I'm afraid.

0:09:25 > 0:09:32He's been taking pleasure in his time alone.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- No. - He's been taking himself in hand.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, has he?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Yes!- Did you see?- No, no, no. - Well, then, how did you...?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Please, Dr Carter, I'm a woman. We know these things.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Yes, of course you do. - So, can I leave this with you?

0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Well, I don't see how...- Thanks. I knew you were the right person for the job.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58SHE SCREAMS

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Hello?- Oh, sorry, just needed to... You know.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I love my job so much.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09The people I work with can't talk back.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Pretty extreme choice, isn't it? Stubborn people or dead people?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Well, you know, all my clients,

0:10:16 > 0:10:19they're very quiet and they always do everything I want.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Fair point. How's it going?

0:10:22 > 0:10:27I think I've got to the bottom of the thing - excuse the pun. Do you want to have a look?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Oh, I'm not sure. Wouldn't I compromise the crime scene?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Er, no, no, I suspect the guilty party in this case

0:10:35 > 0:10:38is well beyond the clutches of the law. Here.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I don't know, I've got lots of patients.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43All right, I understand.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48OK, OK. You've got to promise me they won't talk back, though.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50No, no, no. Quiet as the grave.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51OK, mind how you go.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Congratulations. A new patient speed record.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I do try to keep pushing the envelope.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Is that what you're doing behind closed doors?

0:11:01 > 0:11:02I really couldn't say.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05You've got 10 minutes before your next patient.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Use them wisely.- Oh, I will.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Do you want to join me?- No.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14See?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Hardly the smoking gun, is it?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22"Pushing the envelope"? You should have heard the noises coming out of his room.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Leave it with me.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31So, it's two bodies - one male, one female,

0:11:31 > 0:11:35both around the same age, probably mid-40s,

0:11:35 > 0:11:38and both died of severe head wounds,

0:11:38 > 0:11:42probably caused by the same blunt instrument.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43A double murder?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Certainly looks that way.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48So, how come this place isn't crawling with police?

0:11:48 > 0:11:53Because these two probably died around... Oh, I don't know, 950 AD.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58This is actually an archaeological find, not a crime scene.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I'm going to hand it over to the historical boys

0:12:01 > 0:12:04but I couldn't help having a bit more of a sniff around.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Professional curiosity, and all that. - Fascinating.- Isn't it?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- I better be going.- OK.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14My name's Elaine, by the way. Dr Elaine Cassidy.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Nice to meet you. Dr Harrison Kellor.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18SHE LAUGHS

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- What?- I bet you get this all the time but,

0:12:21 > 0:12:24where do you keep your fedora and your bullwhip?

0:12:24 > 0:12:25I'm sorry?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29You know, "I'm working in archaeology and my name's Harrison."

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Yeah, that's right.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh, never mind. Nice to meet you.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40OK, nice to meet you. I'm going to need my hand back at some point.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Sorry.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- So, good luck with your stubborn patients.- Oh, thanks. I'll need it.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50You know, they're splitting up after 40 years of marriage.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Divorce is notoriously bad for the health.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- So they say.- All you've got to do is convince them to stay together.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- He's showing another one out. - Act natural.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Kevin, can I tempt you with something restorative?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- I'm fine, thanks. - Kettle's just boiled.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12All work and no play.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Er, yeah, OK. Tea, thanks.- Problem?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- It's just a bit sore, that's all. - What's brought that on?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21No idea.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27- Lauren, didn't I hear someone come into reception?- No.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Well, why don't you go and check?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- There we are.- Cheers.- Alone at last.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Yeah.- Kevin?

0:13:44 > 0:13:49- I've been meaning to have a chat with you for some time.- Oh, really?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51No, nothing like that.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53It's just, there are certain things

0:13:53 > 0:13:56that can only be discussed between men?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Well, yeah. Yeah, I suppose so. - Certain things

0:14:00 > 0:14:04that would be frowned upon if they were aired in public.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Uh-huh.- Now, I think we both know

0:14:08 > 0:14:13that men have very different needs to women.

0:14:13 > 0:14:19- Right.- And it's important that those needs are met.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Is it?- It is.

0:14:20 > 0:14:25And as a man, I understand your needs.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- You do?- I do.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32But we shouldn't try and satisfy those needs at work, however tempting.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34No, no, absolutely not!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38They must be saved for the privacy of our homes,

0:14:38 > 0:14:42or wherever else feels safe to us.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48I think we understand one another.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Yeah.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Let's just keep this between ourselves.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Never a true word spoken in jest. They love each other.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02They always have done. Been together for 40 years.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Now they're apart, neither of them are looking after themselves.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07So...

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- You think by getting them back together, their health with improve? - Exactly.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13How are you going to do that?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I was hoping you'd have some ideas.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Er, no. Cupid's not really my thing.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Yeah, nor mine. There must be something.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25You know, they call this "the house of love".

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah, not any more.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Maybe if you told them you'd uncovered

0:15:30 > 0:15:34some archaeological evidence to prove the house had a romantic past.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36OK, let me stop you there.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41Forensic archaeology is all about the search for facts, not truth.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45There were never any maps leading us to buried treasure

0:15:45 > 0:15:47and X never, ever marks the spot.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51What?

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- You've really never seen the films? - What films?

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Never mind.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59If they've decided to split up after 40 years,

0:15:59 > 0:16:00they must have their reasons.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Apparently he left the toilet seat up.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06What? What is it with women and toilet seats?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08We leave them up. You leave them down.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I mean, get over it.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Anyway, what possible evidence could I uncover that would prove...?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18There's a man and a woman buried together in the garden.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Surely that must mean something?

0:16:20 > 0:16:24It probably means the man was killed for a crime against his overlord

0:16:24 > 0:16:27and his wife, who was deemed as his property, was killed as his punishment.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Hardly the greatest love story ever told.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31You admit they're probably married.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35She probably wants to be buried with him. In his arms.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37What's this really about?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Why do you care so much?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41They're my patients.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45You make sure they take their pills. Everything else is their business.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49But 40 years! To throw it away for something as trivial as a toilet seat?

0:16:49 > 0:16:53And for what? Spend the rest of their lives desperately lonely,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55looking for someone else?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58PHONE BEEPS

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Oh, I've got to go.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Listen, I'm sorry I can't help.

0:17:06 > 0:17:11- It's OK.- I'll go in and tell them there's nothing to worry about.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16I'd appreciate that. It was nice meeting you.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Yeah. You, too.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Dr Kellor.- Harrison, please.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- What's this for? - In case you change your mind.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Oh, Lauren. Just to let you know - I had a quick word with Kevin

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- and I don't think there'll be any more licking the envelope.- Pushing.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46He won't be playing in the stationery cupboard in future.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- What did you say? - A simple man-to-man chat.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Must have been really simple. - Meaning?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55I just passed his room and judging from the sounds coming from it,

0:17:55 > 0:17:57he's still sharpening his pencil.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Really? - Perhaps you weren't clear enough.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I don't know how I could have been any clearer...

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'd appreciate it if you tried again.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13It's ever so kind of you to come and reassure me.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15It's lovely to have a man about the house again.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I thought your husband was still here.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21My soon-to-be ex-husband is still in residence, yes,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25but you're welcome anytime you like for tea or...

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- You're very forward, Maureen. - You get nothing if you don't ask,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33and I've got 40 years to catch up on.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Forgive me for saying this, but...

0:18:36 > 0:18:39..you don't seem that sad about your marriage.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Of course I am.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45We've been together since we were kids.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Are you sure you're doing the right thing?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50All I know is that this used to be a house of love,

0:18:50 > 0:18:52and something's changed.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Maybe it's me, maybe it's Bill.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59I need to feel the old magic again. And if not with him, then...

0:19:01 > 0:19:06Are you sure I can't get you anything? Tea? Coffee? Me?

0:19:06 > 0:19:10That's a kind offer but I have to go. I'll have a chat to your husband.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Soon-to-be ex-husband.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Right, my little baby.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Let's have another spin, shall we?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40HE GROANS

0:19:43 > 0:19:46HE GROANS

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, that's it.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Kevin?- Huh?- It's Dr Carter.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- I'm behind the curtain. - What the hell?!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I'm going to come out, now. I hope you're decent.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- What are you doing? - What are YOU doing?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I'm working out. Look, I'm straight, Dr Carter.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- What?- Look, I think you're a very lovely man

0:20:09 > 0:20:11and I understand that you've got needs.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- No! You don't understand. - Are you sure? I thought...

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Yes, I know what you thought. What do you mean "working out"?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- What is that thing?- It's a gyroball.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22I haven't had a chance to go to the gym cos we're working so much.

0:20:22 > 0:20:27So, I brought this in. Look, you pull it back and you spin it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30You've been rushing through patients so you can play with your ball.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- I wouldn't call it rushing. - Kevin, this really won't do.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Being a GP is a serious responsibility.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38You must put your patient's concerns

0:20:38 > 0:20:40before your own wellbeing, including muscle tone.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44I want you to give me that ball. I'll give it back to you at the end of the day.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Until then, your focus is your patients.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Understand?- Of course.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03PHONE RINGS

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Hello?- Hi, this is Dr Cynic calling.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Oh, hello. What can I do for you?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Well, my initial assessment of the site was wrong.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Yes, these bodies are over 1,000 years old,

0:21:19 > 0:21:21and yes, they are male and female...

0:21:22 > 0:21:25..but they weren't murdered.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Really?- Yeah, these two were almost certainly married,

0:21:28 > 0:21:32they almost certainly died of natural causes.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35But what I can say for certain, is that they were...

0:21:35 > 0:21:38They were buried in each other's arms.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Really?- Really.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, that's nice, eh, Mo?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Bit gruesome, if you ask me.

0:21:46 > 0:21:52- So, what does that mean in terms of the history of the house? - Right, OK. Yes, well, er...

0:21:52 > 0:21:56This is just my opinion, of course, others may choose to question it.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58In fact, I'm certain they will.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02But what it says to me is that this place has always been somewhere

0:22:02 > 0:22:05where love has flourished.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08You know, this is... It could be called a house of love.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11We always said that's what it was.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15And it always has been. Oh, Mo, please come back.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I'll do whatever you want.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- I don't know.- We can't let anything come between us like this.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22We love each other.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Always have done, always will do.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I want to be buried in your arms, Maureen.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Oh, Bill. Can I have another cat?

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- Yes, of course you can, love.- Oh!

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- I've been so silly.- So have I.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Why don't you both go back and put the kettle on

0:22:45 > 0:22:47and take that board down?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49You're right, doctor. Thank you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Come on, you. Things have still got to change, you know.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I don't know what to say.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- I think a "thank you" would be appropriate.- Is any of that true?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03No, not a word.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Maybe you're not so cynical as I thought.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Well, do you know what? After some of the things I've seen over the years,

0:23:09 > 0:23:13it'd take more than a fairy story about eternal love to melt my heart.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Like what, exactly?

0:23:15 > 0:23:16I don't know.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Got any suggestions?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24So, there's nothing in this garden you haven't seen before.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, I wouldn't say that. Apart from the bodies,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29there's an unusually large amount of animal skeletons,

0:23:29 > 0:23:33- which are a lot younger - less than 40 years old.- What kind of animals?

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Cats.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Tiddles? Pinky? Tom?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45All in the garden?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48I'm afraid it looks that way, yeah.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I knew they couldn't all have run away.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55But, I don't understand - how did they get under the lawn?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56It's a mystery.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Maybe when I was laying the turf,

0:23:59 > 0:24:01they curled up and died?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04What? All of them?

0:24:04 > 0:24:08I don't know, do I? Why are you looking at me? It's not my fault.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14There was I thinking you were a decent man all these years,

0:24:14 > 0:24:17and all the while, you've been bumping off my cats!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- How could you?!- But...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I can't stand the damn things!

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Filthy, flea-ridden, little beasts,

0:24:28 > 0:24:30bringing me out in rashes and ruining my azaleas.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I want a divorce. Again.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Only this time, I want everything.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38The house, the garden, the car. And I want you out. Right now.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- But where will I go? - I really don't care.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I'll fight you. I paid for this house.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50- I'd like to see you try. - Mo, please.- It's Maureen.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53And you can speak to me through my solicitor.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Now, get out of my house, cat killer.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05He seemed such a nice man, too.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Right, last patient done. I'm off to the gym.- Kevin.- Yeah?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11I'm surprised you've got any energy left after what you've been up to.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16I know you find it difficult to control yourself around me. I understand, I do.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20But, really, this morning, it was too much.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22What was? What are you on about?

0:25:22 > 0:25:26I passed your room several times this morning while you've been alone.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29I've heard it all - the moans, the groans.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30It's disgusting.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- You thought I was...- Don't say it.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Did you say something to...?

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Twice a day for the next six weeks and then pop back and see me, OK?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Next?- Not arrived yet.- Splendid.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49It's not like Dr Carter to be rushing through patients.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53- Oh, what's he up to, eh? - Certainly not what you've been doing.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59- You think so? - What are you doing? Excuse me!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Let go of my arm, you pervert.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05DR CARTER: Yes! Yes!

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Now, who's the pervert? Must be the effect you have on people.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12There we are. That's it.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Oh, yeah!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, that's good.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Oh, dear.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- It was fun. - I think it's very sad.

0:26:25 > 0:26:30- Anyway, thanks for your help. - Pleasure.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Maybe our paths will cross again sometime, yeah?

0:26:37 > 0:26:42Oh, not very likely. We hardly work in similar fields.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43That's true. You're a GP...

0:26:44 > 0:26:46..and I'm Indiana Jones.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50THEY LAUGH

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I'll see you around, yeah?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- How was the film, love?- Rubbish.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, it was all right until the helicopters,

0:27:11 > 0:27:13then it was all talk and a bunch of hippy nonsense.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Rob, no!

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Tell me about your biggest childhood memories.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Why bring that up?

0:27:21 > 0:27:26- What's funny?- You. You soft git.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Get up.

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