0:00:39 > 0:00:45MUSIC: "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Jack... Jack!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- MUSIC STOPS - You're Mickey Turnbill.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Yeah. Sorry to interrupt.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Your boss told me you were in early.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- You expecting anyone else?- No.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Your articles for the student rag...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I like them. The one slagging off the police.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- That was spiky.- Thanks.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Me and Marianne want to pick your brains. Marianne's my girlfriend.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I know.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25We got involved with the fees protests last year.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27The sit-ins and stuff...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- You organised them?- Some.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Anyway, you know the story...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34The public were with us, we had the government by the balls.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Then someone did a very stupid thing and it all went a bit Pete Tong.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39But the resistance isn't over.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Good.- We've got more actions planned for next term.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45That's why we stayed for the summer.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47But we want some legal advice.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- From me? - You've studied Civil Liberties.
0:01:50 > 0:01:56- Yeah.- You know more than we do. You'll get a beer out of it.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- I know lawyers always like to be paid.- I don't know how much use I'll be.- When are you free?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Later today?- Lunchtime at ours?- OK.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Dead easy to find.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Keep all this to yourself though, yeah?- Of course.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Don't worry about the beer.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18It's pro bono.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Is there a back way out of here?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Through the kitchen.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ta. See you later.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32# Shreds and patches... #
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Someone's cheerful.- The Mikado.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Are you a fan, Lauren?- I love it. - Wonderful.- These arrived.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Ah! HE HUMS
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# A dreamy lullaby... #
0:02:44 > 0:02:50- I'm going to Japan.- Fan-tastic! - Ve-ly good!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52HE HUMS
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Stupid old fart.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Where's Mickey Turnbill?- He left.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- When?- About 20 minutes ago. Went out the back.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08What's happened?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Do you know where he lives?- Why? - He tried to kill a policeman.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17HESTON HUMS Shh!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- What's going on? - I think Heston's got an audition.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Julia, you have to say something.- Me?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30You're Rob Hollins' lad.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- For my sins. - You slagged us off in the paper.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It's a long story. What's this all about?
0:03:36 > 0:03:42Last November, during an "occupation," a student dropped a microwave
0:03:42 > 0:03:44from the fourth floor of the university building.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Nearly killed a copper.- I remember.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50So do I. Almost took my head off.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55So when this thing hit the ground, I look up and there he is.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Mickey Turnbill. - So you saw him do it?- As good as.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I suppose there were quite a few students in that building.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Your point?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Sorry.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I was just wondering why they hadn't charged him.- We're biding our time.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14We thought he'd gone home for the summer.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Then this morning, there he is, strutting down the street, cocky as ever.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22So, what did he want here?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24To chat.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26About?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Stuff.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Close friend?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Not really.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34You seeing him again soon?
0:04:36 > 0:04:42Word to the wise, being obstructive in an attempted murder case doesn't look good.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'm sure your dad will back me up.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48So, when are you seeing him next?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Later today.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52At his place?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57If he's innocent, there's no problem, is there?
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Ta. Here's what you should do, Jack.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Go and see Turnbill and his girlfriend.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11She's fit, so it shouldn't be any hardship.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14And if anyone mentions anything about lobbing a microwave,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16could you let me know?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19If I go and see him, it's because Mickey's asked me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21You do want this crime solved, don't you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Well...- Good lad.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Then keep your ear out, yeah?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31HE SINGS
0:05:31 > 0:05:35KNOCK ON DOOR Come in! Da-da-dee-dee-dim!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ah, Julia. Welcome to Titipu.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Is this your first visit?
0:05:39 > 0:05:45- Is everything all right?- Yes, I'm preparing myself for my Letherbridge Light Operatic Society audition.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- And what would that be?- The Mikado.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- They want me to audition for Nanki-Poo. Leading part. - Has this director heard you sing?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Evidently, although I can't fathom where.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58One has to assume he knows what he's doing. He's a man of impeccable taste.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- Let's hope so, Heston.- Yes? - I was just wondering
0:06:03 > 0:06:06whether this was exactly the right place for singing?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Oh, the acoustics? Not great, but one does the best one can.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11No, what I meant was...
0:06:11 > 0:06:14could you wait till after work when you're at home?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- My audition is tomorrow evening. - I understand...
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I haven't got a moment to lose. I finally have a chance to let the operatic world know what I can do.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Obviously...- I have to get on. HE SINGS
0:06:28 > 0:06:29In you come.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Quite minimalist.- It's a squat.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Hi.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Marianne.- All right?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48What do you think? Real fur.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- So's that.- Not into animal rights then?- I prefer people.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57A window was already smashed. In case you're worried, we broke it.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- I'm not worried.- I told Marianne
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- you're very concerned about right and wrong.- And are you?
0:07:02 > 0:07:08- Yeah.- Well, the guy who owns this place is so rich, he left it empty. That's wrong.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Squatting's not illegal. - It is a civil offence though.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- So?- So, you're not going to tell Daddy and his mates we're here then?
0:07:15 > 0:07:21- Why would I do that?- Good.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22HESTON SINGS
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- We did that.- What?- The Mikado.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- We did it for a school play. - Do you mind?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Only trying to help.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- I insist.- Thanks. - That's why we want help.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46So we don't screw it all up again this year.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Were you in the admin building? - We both were.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Along with 24 others.- But the police only had eyes for Mickey.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55They were upset cause I'd called them "the enemy of the people."
0:07:55 > 0:07:57So, do you know who did it?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59We've got our suspicions.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02There are a couple of people we're not 100% about.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Whoever it was, it shouldn't have happened.- It derailed everything.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It was completely counter-productive.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12What do you think of Lauren?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Way too pretty.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Hey, do you get your A-level results on Thursday?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Oh.- We should have a tea party. Like we did for your GCSEs.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Jimmi's away. Perfect.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27But there isn't going to be anything to celebrate.
0:08:27 > 0:08:33- Why?- Cherry, you saw me. I was a total mess.- You're really bright.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34I'm sure you've done fine.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39- Your mum thinks so too. - Mum knows the score.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- She thinks you're going to surprise everyone like you did last time. - She said that?
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Liberty think the reforms represent tinkering, rather than the wholesale review and revision that's needed.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- That's interesting.- I've got a question. Do the police still think
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Mickey chucked the microwave? - How should I know?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- But has your dad said anything?- Is that why you wanted to speak to me?
0:09:00 > 0:09:06- Because of my dad?- No. Not just that. I want to know if
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- they'll get off my back this year? - What did they do to you last year?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It was mainly this one copper, Radley.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17The one who almost got hit. He kept doing stupid stop and searches on me, making threats, hassling my friends.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22- Bugging his phone. - Even this morning when I came to see you, I swear he was following me.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I'm sick of being shoved around. BANGING ON DOOR
0:09:24 > 0:09:26< Police! Open up!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's Radley!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- What have you done?- Nothing.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Have you been served with a Court Possession Order?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- No.- Then they can't come in.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Don't listen to him, Mickey. - Police! Open up! >
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Sure?- Positive. - SMASHING
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Where's your Court Possession Order? - You broke in.- No, we didn't.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You smashed a window. That's criminal damage.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- And trespass.- The window was already smashed, Radley.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- I don't think so.- You can't do this.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Come on, sweetheart. Let's go.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Hands where I can see them! - I want to show you something...
0:09:56 > 0:10:00SHOUTING I was going to read out my rights!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I was going to read out my rights!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Mickey Turnbill, I'm arresting you for criminal damage and threatening a police officer.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention
0:10:09 > 0:10:12when questioned something which you later rely on in court.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Anything you do say may be used in evidence...
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Since when were you a friend of Mickey Turnbill? - Am I going to be interviewed?- No.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Great. Shall I just write "grass" on my forehead?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Don't worry, your name won't be mentioned in the interview.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Bit late for that, Dad.- PC Radley didn't realise you were my son.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Is that what he told you? You set me up.- Sorry?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Is this because of my shoplifting article?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09They were trespassing, Jack. We had every reason to go in.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- And every reason to assault Mickey? - PC Radley has got
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- every right to protect himself. - Mickey didn't attack him.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18There are two other officers that said he was provoked.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- So what did they tell you, Jack? - Mickey had nothing to do with throwing that microwave.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25He wishes it hadn't happened. They both do.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- Anything else?- Yeah.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- I'm going to make sure you lose your job.- Hey! What's got into you?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Me?- Let's go have a word with them, Sarge.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Wait there.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42You're a disgrace, Radley.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45You're under a criminal investigation, my friend.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50We finally get a proper poke around your dark little existence.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Whoopee do.- Mobile phone, computer...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Sorry. Not even any porn to brighten up your sordid little life.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- I find that hard to believe.- Yeah? That's what happens when you have
0:12:00 > 0:12:01a girlfriend who's attractive.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Why are you protecting Mickey?
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Why are you shafting your son? - I want to be sure that
0:12:16 > 0:12:18you understand how serious this is.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Using your family to spy on students.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- You should be ashamed of yourself, Hollins.- Sergeant Hollins.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30He's going to so hate you when he grows up.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33That property was due for eviction.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34This has nothing to do with Jack.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Total coincidence?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40If you know Mickey threw the microwave, you could go to jail.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44If I thought Mickey did it, do you really think I'd still be with him?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- Depends how much you love him, I suppose.- How much will Jack love you after this?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01They'll open up, Jack.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- What?- Stay close to them.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Play up the whole anti-police thing.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I don't have to pretend. Not after what you did.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Standard eviction procedure.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Let's see if the world agrees, shall we?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- What's that?- Video...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17of your little raid.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Whoops.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Show me then.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24All right, Dad?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Mickey! Wait!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Daddy's watching.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I gave Radley your address this morning. I'm sorry.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38He did follow you to the Icon bar.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40He asked me where you lived. I had no choice.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I didn't know it was a squat.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- And if you had known?- I really thought you were on our side.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I am. I want to help you.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I filmed the arrest.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's dynamite.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- We can use this?- Put it online.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Better idea. I'll send it to Letherbridge News.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04They like my stuff.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Jack! Can I have a word?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Wait here.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Do you want to get in?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Shut the door. There's a good lad.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Can I see this video?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's best if you show us.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Who's this "us", Dad? - Don't play silly beggars with me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Radley's asked you to get it, hasn't he?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I just want to see it, Jack. Please.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36What's the matter? Don't you trust me?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58PC Radley had grounds to fear an attack.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Why?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Mickey is an attempted murder suspect.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- He's got no history of violence. - No-one could tell what he had in his pockets. It's borderline.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11What?! I'd like that back, please.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- What did you have planned for it? - I haven't decided yet.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Don't do anything daft, I mean it.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Are you going to speak to Radley?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22I need to be somewhere else.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I can get someone to drop you off.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27No, thanks. My friends are waiting.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Any marks on you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45What did the police surgeon say?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I didn't show him. Wasn't sure if he was really on my side.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- What are you doing?- I'll send them with the video.- Good plan.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Where are you guys going to stay?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Don't know. We'll call around. See who's got a bed.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Come to mine for a bit. Till you sort yourselves out.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05We can send the video from my laptop.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- OK.- Let's go.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Something like this? "Next thing, the door was beaten down and three police
0:16:16 > 0:16:20"with no warrant charged in and started laying into them like they were paedophiles or terrorists."
0:16:20 > 0:16:25PHONE RINGS Yeah?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I'll put the pictures here and talk about the injuries.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Sounds good.- All right.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'll be there soon...
0:16:34 > 0:16:38What a surprise. The police found nothing and we're not going to be charged.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- At all?- What a bunch of crooks.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'll take your car and get the stuff.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Won't be long.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- We're going to be fine.- I know.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Looking forward to Thursday?- No.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Not at all.- People seem to think you've done well.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Who?- Everyone I've spoken to.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04People seem to really rate you.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Mum, what have you been saying about my exams? Call me back.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18You taking on the police like this, it's quite hardcore.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21To me, something's either fair or not fair.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What Radley's doing here is basically ABH.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Someone's got to take a stand.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- Or those with power will just keep walking over us. - Even if your dad works for them?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32My dad is part of the problem. He thinks what Radley did was justified.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35And he doesn't seem to care that I was set up.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I was a victim of police aggression.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42My mum left my dad for a copper when I was 12.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- That must have hurt. - Radley's baton couldn't come close.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Even being here in this house...
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Sorry. I just want to hurt them all.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57So how far would you go?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59To hurt the police?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Further than Mickey. I love him. But his problem is that
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- he doesn't think anyone should suffer deliberately. - He's a pacifist.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09He just lies there. Like he did today.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Absorbing the blows and moaning about how terrible it is.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15He really didn't throw that microwave, did he?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19No! I did.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Wow.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- That's hardcore.- Serious movements need serious gestures.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30History tells us that.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33What does Mickey think about it?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- He doesn't know.- And if he did?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It would break his heart.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42HESTON SINGS
0:18:43 > 0:18:48We can't let him audition, they're just going to laugh at him.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I blew it earlier. Someone's got to tell him to stop.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I wouldn't know what to say.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Come on. It's just an old man keeping himself amused. Where's the harm in that?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00It bothered me at first, but now I'm quite used to it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Huh? Lauren?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- If no-one else is brave enough. - It's OK, Lauren. I'll do it.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Thank you, Kevin.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Sorted?- Got the stuff outside.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- And Bagsy says we can stay with him. As long as we like.- Yes!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- How's it looking? - We were just waiting for you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Ready? Send it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- You can't do this! - Come on, sweetheart, let's go.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Oi, hands where I can see 'em! - I've got something... Agh!
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Ooh!- Ooh!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Hello, Hollins.- What's going on?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I was right earlier.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Jack isn't happy with you at all.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Get out.- Make sure you get the paper tomorrow, eh?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Wait for me outside, OK?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- How was he?- Not happy.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- Thanks, friend. - You are one of the good guys.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Come and see us. I'll text you the address.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Tell Radley he's got an open invitation.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Actually, guys, I sent the article to the wrong email address.- Eh?
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- 'He really didn't throw that microwave, did he?- No, I did!
0:20:43 > 0:20:50- 'Wow. That's hardcore.- Serious movements need serious gestures.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53'History tells us that.'
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I was making it up... He set me up.
0:20:56 > 0:21:02- Don't fall for this, Mickey. Babe... - Marianne Alcock, I'm arresting you for attempted murder.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned
0:21:06 > 0:21:10something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# Here's a pretty mess!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# In a month or less, I must die without a wedding
0:21:21 > 0:21:22- # Let the bitter tears I'm shedding... #- All right?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24# ..Witness my distress Here's a... #
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Heston?!- What?- Mate, you've got to stop for everyone's sake.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- What do you mean? - You're not very good...at all.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Thank you for your feedback, Kevin.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Fortunately, there are staff in this surgery whose taste extends beyond TV talent shows.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- It's the staff in this surgery who asked me to speak to you. - I don't think so.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Then why are they all listening outside?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Curiosity... - I don't think it is, mate.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Cherry said you sound like a bear in pain.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Julia reckons it's more like a fog horn. Imogen says it's so awful,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54it might actually be art.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I think your voice is rather sophisticated, Heston.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Really?- It's utterly unique, comes straight from the heart and...
0:22:00 > 0:22:04dare I say has something of the abstract genius about it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07What is it Nanki-Poo's lover says?
0:22:07 > 0:22:14"If we have failed in etiquette, toward a man of rank so high, we shall know better by and by."
0:22:14 > 0:22:21"I'll charm your willing ears with songs of lovers' fears, while sympathetic tears my cheeks bedew."
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Thank you, Lauren.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- What are you up to?- Mmm...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Sorry.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39How could she have done that?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I knew she had this anger, but...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44how could she have thought that would help in any way?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48That's it, isn't it?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- It's all gone. - What about the protests?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Let's get that recording backed up as soon as possible, eh?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02And what shall we do about the video?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I'll make sure it gets dealt with properly.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Radley didn't have anything on Mickey at any point, did he?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Jack...- I'm going to back up the recording.- Son...
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Just got your message. You all right?- Have you been telling people
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- I'll do well in my exams? - No.- That's what you said to Cherry.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well, all right, yes. I think you will.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29- What?- You're a clever girl, Immie. - I don't believe this!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30You pulled it out the bag last time.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Mum, that was totally different!
0:23:33 > 0:23:38- How could you possibly have missed what was happening to me?- 'Immie.'
0:23:47 > 0:23:54Delete it. Imagine you're in there one night,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56behind that bar,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59and a punter suddenly loses it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02He jumps over the bar, picks up a till
0:24:02 > 0:24:04and tries to smash it down on your head.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Later, if you meet the bloke you think did that to you,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12you'd be pretty fired up too, right?
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Because it does something to you.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19When someone tries to kill you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Changes something.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25But Mickey didn't do it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32You were just looking for someone to blame. Police set the standards.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Everyone else follows your example. I'm sending this to the IPCC.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38They'll listen.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40If you've got a case.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52My son...
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- nearly lost his dad! - I copied the video. Obviously.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Go on. Do it. Make it even easier for 'em.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18How did it go earlier,
0:25:18 > 0:25:20with your mum?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Disaster.- Really?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24If you want to talk...
0:25:27 > 0:25:31I... I've screwed up my exams.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36Totally. I had a few issues and... Anyway, she refuses to believe it.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I understand. It's tough when people's hopes are riding on you.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41She's going to have a heart attack on Thursday.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- But it's what you deserve though, isn't it?- Why?
0:25:45 > 0:25:53For being a compulsive shoplifter, getting a criminal record and breaking your parents' hearts.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Failing the most important exams of your life sort of completes the set, doesn't it?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12It's to do with Gilbert and Sullivan.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15My colleague has been going on about that for days.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I don't want a special meal. I just want to be left alone.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Sometimes, you have to seize destiny with both hands.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Is there anything I can do
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- to make it up?- We'll see.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30I tend to grab Gilbert and Sullivan by the genitals and squeeze them
0:26:30 > 0:26:32extremely hard.
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