0:00:26 > 0:00:28Morning!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30We are cheery this morning(!)
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I thought we were starting afresh today.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Putting it all behind us, looking to the future and all that.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37I'm working up to it.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42Well, today, I have the day out from behind the desk.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I am Karen Hollins, healthcare assistant.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48A day of blood, sick and wee!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Sounds like my job.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Don't forget the phlegm!
0:00:52 > 0:00:57And the boils and the pus, the lesions and the geriatric toenails!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Nothing defeats Super-Healthcare-Assistant!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09MUSIC PLAYS IN CAR
0:01:21 > 0:01:23DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Mr Radley!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Eddie! It's Karen.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Karen, from The Mill.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I've come to take your blood pressure.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Only me!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Eddie?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Eddie, you've fallen asleep.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I let myself in. I hope that's OK?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Mr Radley?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Eddie?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oh, my God!
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Eddie.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11LAUGHING
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- What?- This is from Mrs Tembe.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20"Dear Mrs Parsons, I saw this photograph and I thought of you."
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Is that for me?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I don't think that's funny.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29You know, before Mrs Tembe left, I was telling her about how much
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I would love to see the Okavango Delta and all that amazing wildlife.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And she obviously saw this postcard and remembered what I said.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Is she a bit...strange?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Mrs Tembe? She's wonderful. I don't know how we'd manage without her.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Well, we are managing, aren't we? - Well...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I was just thinking, if she doesn't come back...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- She is coming back. - Yes, but if she doesn't...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Then we'd need a new receptionist, wouldn't we?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10No!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12There's no battery!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Um...
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Would you mind if I...?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22PHONE RINGS
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Hello, Mill Health Centre. - 'Hi, Lauren. It's Karen.'
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Could I speak to Heston, please?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34'Oh, he's not in yet.'
0:03:34 > 0:03:37What? I need him!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I've got a dead body, and it's one of his,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43and it's... It's sitting in there and it's cold.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- He's really cold... - All right, Karen. Now, where are you?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'm in the hallway.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52No, I mean which patient are you with?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56I was only meant to take his blood pressure and now he's dead.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Right, so you're with Edward Radley.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01'Fine, well, I'll send Heston over once he gets in.'
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Now, what about the rest of your appointments?- 'I can't leave him.'
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Shall I send Imogen over to sit with the body?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- What?- Well, she's not doing anything useful over here.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14And then you can get on with your work. I think it's more efficient.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Efficiency has not got anything to do with it!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I'm not leaving, not until Heston gets here.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21All right, then.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I'll rebook your appointments if you're sure you can cope.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Of course I can cope!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Will you just...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31get Heston here as quick as you can, please.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32All right.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Everything OK?- Oh, yeah, fine.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I'm just sending Heston out on a house call once he gets in.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Heston's not in today.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Oh.- It is in the book, look.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Heston on leave.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Jimmi on a course. Elaine at a funeral.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52What do you think I should do?
0:04:52 > 0:04:58I think that you need to assess, first of all, if the call is urgent.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I mean, is the patient stable?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Fine. Well, I think you'll find that Kevin's on call.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Stable?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Well, he's not going anywhere, is he?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh! Have you seen the dust on these shelves?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Who's Charlie?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Who's Charlie?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Is that your brother? Is that dominoes man?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38'Letherbridge 5-8-6-5-2-9-4.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40'Leave a message.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Um... This is a message for Charlie Radley.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I think you must be Eddie Radley's brother.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50He told me about you and your dominoes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I found your number by the phone.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57He's dead.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58I'm... I'm sorry!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23'Letherbridge 5-8-6-5-2-9-4.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26'Leave a message.'
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Mr Radley, this is Karen Hollins from The Mill Medical Centre.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I'm just ringing to apologise.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35I'm really, really sorry for the message that I left.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39I should never have left a message like that on your answer machine.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44But, as I was saying,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46he, your brother,
0:06:46 > 0:06:50um...has passed away and gone to a better place,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52and I don't think he suffered...
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I don't think he did, anyway.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01And it would be really good if you could come to his house, to...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, it would be good. Thank you.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Bye. Bye-bye... Bye-bye.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh, no.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I'm so sorry,
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I'm really s...!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You should have spoken to him, you'd have made more sense.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Where's Heston?- At home, putting his classical CDs in alphabetical order,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40where else? Where's the patient?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41In the lounge.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Who knows?- What?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13He's an old man. And he died.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17According to his notes, he had problems with his heart.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20He saw Heston last week and Heston adjusted his drugs regime.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I was meant to follow up this morning and check his blood pressure.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26He had a weak heart. What can I say?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29He probably didn't suffer. A short, sharp pain, and...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Right.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34So, what now?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37That's it. I've officially established life extinct.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I'll write up these notes and Heston gets to sign the death certificate.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- You're not leaving?- He's not going to get any better if I stay.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48But the next of kin's going to be here any minute!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49I'm sure you'll cope.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Thank you very much for coming.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38SHOOTING ON TV
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Wow! Oh!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Where's the...?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Hello. I'm Dr Cassidy. I was Patrick's GP.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10So, you're the confessor.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's Maggie, isn't it?
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- He told you everything.- I think it helped, especially towards the end.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20He said you disapproved, but you had to listen.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Does Jenny know?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Of course not.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Just you, me and him...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33And he's not telling anyone.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Not now.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37She doesn't need to know.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Quite right.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42We mustn't hurt Jenny.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44She doesn't deserve it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48She's been a good wife and mother.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, you are good at disapproval.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53I don't disapprove.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Of course you do. Who wouldn't?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Why are you here?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I just wanted to say goodbye.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Hiding behind gravestones,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07and lurking in the bushes, getting caught.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10You know, that's what it was all about for Patrick.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11He would have loved this -
0:11:11 > 0:11:14the grieving mistress and the disapproving doctor!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm sorry.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm sorry for your loss.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Charlie.- Derek, actually.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Meals on Wheels. Shepherd's pie for Eddie Radley.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Oh...- Don't tell me, he's in the bath.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37No, he's dead. Well, he died.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Oh. Can I see?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39No, you can't!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- What do you think you're doing? - I'm just having a look.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48I've never seen a corpse before.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Not a real one.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's very pale, isn't it?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57His face is all weird. Has rigor mortis set in?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's none of your business!
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Leave him alone! - He doesn't look right.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I think you should leave.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Says who?- Says me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- Why? What are you hiding? - I'm not hiding anything!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13He was fine yesterday.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yeah, well, he's not now.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17So why don't you get out before I call the police.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Well, maybe you should.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22It's a suspicious death, that's what this is. All right, I'm going.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Who are you, anyway?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27What have you done to Eddie Radley?!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Very impressive! - It was all getting a bit dusty.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Yeah, I noticed that. - Afternoon, Julia, Lauren.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Isn't it your day off today?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44It was, until the delightful Miss Porter sweet-talked me
0:12:44 > 0:12:46into helping out this afternoon.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I thought he wouldn't mind if I asked him nicely.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Clearly not.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Sorry about this.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Do you think I should call him again?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04He might not have got my messages.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm going to give him another half an hour.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15TUMMY RUMBLES
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Was that you or me?!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44MICROWAVE BEEPS
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Ah, is that my cottage pie?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11It's shepherd's pie.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I never know the difference.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Lamb, not beef. Why aren't you dead?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Ah. You've met Charlie, then?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Charlie?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yeah, I hope he didn't cause you any trouble.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I thought you might still be here.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37How was the party?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, some tears. A few smiles.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43There were a lot of people. He had a lot of friends.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46No-one knew him like me.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47No.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, I hate this!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Why am I crying?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Patrick was all about...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58joy and...
0:14:58 > 0:14:59happiness,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02spontaneous living.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08No cares, no ties, just the joy of stealing time together.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11How can I be sorry I had ALL that?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15When did you see him last?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18April. The last weekend in April.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19His relapse?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I was with him.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I called the ambulance.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25And you didn't try to see him?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You don't understand.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33When you're in a relationship with a married man, there are rules.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36His wife and his family come first.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38He won't say that. He doesn't need to.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43You don't call him at home, unless you know he's alone.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44You don't wear perfume.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49You don't complain when he takes a shower before he leaves you.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Washes every trace of you from his body,
0:15:54 > 0:15:55like dirt.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58You learn to love his children.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I saw them today.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03The first time I've seen them for real.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I've had their birthdays in my diary for six years!
0:16:08 > 0:16:09And now?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13And now he's dead.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18And I'm still stuck on the outside.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Look at me!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25He's dead and I'm still keeping his secret,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27hiding from Jenny and the kids!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- But...- Oh, yeah. Here comes the disapproval.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35If you had your time over...?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I wouldn't change a thing!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59So, that's your brother? That's Charlie?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Yeah. Disreputable old bugger.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'm surprised he's lasted this long.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Always comes round every Thursday night for dominoes,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10a drop of rum and a video.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15A bit of Abbott and Costello or The Three Stooges, you know.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Anyway, last night Charlie dropped off
0:17:19 > 0:17:22halfway through Have Rocket, Will Travel,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25and never woke up.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I'm so sorry.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Dodgy tickers, both of us, you know.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Just ask Dr Carter.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38We had a fiver on who'd go first -
0:17:38 > 0:17:40he won!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Anyway, there's nothing I could've done about it last night.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I was going to call an ambulance, but it wouldn't have done any good.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50No point in wasting their time.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- So what did you do?- I went to bed.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57You need your rest at my age.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01First thing this morning, I went round every undertaker in the town.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Got the best deal.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Forgot about our appointment.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Well, you had a lot on your mind.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Still. I enjoy our little chats.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Actually, seeing as how you're here...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18How can I help?
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Well, the undertaker said I've got to get a doctor to see him, you know,
0:18:23 > 0:18:25to get a certificate or something.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Don't worry about that, it's all sorted.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Eddie, the death certificate's got your name on it!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35PHONE RINGS
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Mill Health Centre.- 'Get Kevin. I need to speak to Kevin.'
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- I can't. He's with Heston.- What?!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I thought you said he was out this afternoon?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Well, he was, but I persuaded him to come in.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Um...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Break the door down if you have to.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Don't let Heston fill in the death certificate. It's really important.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01That's her. Ask her what she's done to Eddie Radley.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Hello, love.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07There's actually something you need to know.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Are you telling me that you and this woman are married to each other?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Yep.- But she's the prime suspect.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15You can't investigate your own wife!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You think my wife murdered this man?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Eddie Radley was alive and well yesterday.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21He had fish pie, apple crumble and custard.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25And the fish pie nearly killed me,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27but not quite!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29And you are?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33This is Eddie. That's Charlie, his identical twin brother.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Identical twins?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Yeah.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40But we've just responded to a report of suspicious circumstances
0:19:40 > 0:19:42surrounding the death of Edward Radley.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44That's me.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47How do I know that?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51He has a point. And it does say Edward Radley
0:19:51 > 0:19:53on the death certificate.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54What?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56There might be a death certificate.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59OK, can anybody formally identify
0:19:59 > 0:20:01the deceased gentleman in the armchair?
0:20:01 > 0:20:05If I say he's me, would it help?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07No.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh, come on. You don't actually believe any of this, do you?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13That is Eddie Radley, dead as a Dodo, and this is all a conspiracy!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15We will get to the bottom of this,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Mr Charlton. In the meantime... - Oh, you're in on it, as well,
0:20:18 > 0:20:23- aren't you? You and her? And him. - Like I say, we will fully investigate...
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I demand an investigation by a higher authority!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Lauren, I'm not easily impressed, but...- Thanks, Julia.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48If Mrs Tembe doesn't come back, well, who knows.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Come in.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57This is Helen Waterman
0:20:57 > 0:21:00from the coroner's office. She's very kindly agreed to join us today.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's always good to get out of the office,
0:21:03 > 0:21:05even on such a sorrowful occasion such as this.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09This is my wife, Karen Hollins, who found the deceased this morning.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13This is, I believe, to be Edward Radley.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16This is Derek Charlton, who wants to ask a few questions.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Constable Hughes.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22And this is, for the sake of argument, probably Charles Radley.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Thank you, Sergeant. My condolences to you, Mr Radley.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I'm sure we can sort this out very quickly.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31But first, shall we just take a moment
0:21:31 > 0:21:34to reflect on the solemnity of this occasion?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Karen? Oh, there you are!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43What... What on...?
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Helen! What are y...?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Eddie?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50I am so sorry.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53No great surprise, Dr Carter.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55But still...
0:21:55 > 0:21:57This is extraordinary. Yes, Rob.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Um...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Dr Heston Carter, GP.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Derek.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- This is Dr Tyler.- Hello.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- HE WHISPERS:- What is happening?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Just what I'm trying to find out, Heston.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Indeed.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Karen, shall we start with you?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Karen?- Yes, ma'am.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Just "Helen" will do.- Thank you.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20KNOCKING
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Perhaps you could wait over there.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25We're a bit crowded in here.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35It's Moe, Larry and Curly!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Charlie, you're going to be buried by The Three Stooges!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Karen?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Oh... Eddie's right.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46This is ridiculous!
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Helen, Charlie died last night.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53He died a perfect death, a painless death in his brother's house,
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- after a night of dominoes and daft videos.- And a drop of rum!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00And a drop of medicinal rum.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04He couldn't have planned it better. And that should have been that.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Eddie had everything under control.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10He got a good night's sleep, he went out and booked the undertakers.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15And then Super-Healthcare-Assistant came to the rescue,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18and got the wrong end of the stick, and here we all are.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Derek, here, he thinks there's some dastardly plot,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23the police get involved, the coroner's office.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Kevin got Heston to sign the wrong name on the death certificate...
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Hang on!- What's that?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's in his pocket.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I was rather hoping we could gloss over that,
0:23:34 > 0:23:35it's not a death certificate,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38it's a medical certificate of cause of death,
0:23:38 > 0:23:39it's quite different.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43And besides, I had no reason to doubt my colleague's report
0:23:43 > 0:23:45of poor Eddie's death.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47He was!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49It won't be long, Dr Carter.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Well, if you stick to the regime.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Have you taken his blood pressure? - I've been a bit busy.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's all lies!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I mean,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01it can't be true! It's ridiculous, isn't it?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Can I see that certificate?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12She identified the body. Not me.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Maybe we could tear it up and...write a new one.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Excellent idea.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33And Heston, you'll issue a new MCCD?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Oh, I assume so.- And void this one.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Indeed.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Well, I think we're done.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42With your permission, Mr Radley,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I think we'll let these gentlemen do their work.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Actually, before you all go, I'd like to say something,
0:24:50 > 0:24:52if that's all right.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I'd like to thank Karen, here,
0:24:55 > 0:24:58for making a right pig's ear of everything!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I know she thinks she let Charlie and me down.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04But...I know Charlie,
0:25:04 > 0:25:08he's been sitting there all day
0:25:08 > 0:25:13watching this woman digging herself an almighty big hole,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16and he's loved every minute of it!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Well, he always did like a bit of comedy.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Anyway. Charlie and me had a bet.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29He bet there'd be more people at his funeral than mine.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Now Charlie's gone and beat me to it.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37I don't expect anyone'll turn up to mine.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I was relying on him!
0:25:39 > 0:25:45But, if any of you fancy helping Charlie make his money,
0:25:45 > 0:25:47there's a glass of rum in it for all you.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's me. Can you talk?
0:26:14 > 0:26:18OK, just listen.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19We need rules.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Rule number one,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23no evidence.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26No letters, no e-mails, no phone messages.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Nothing to connect you to me.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I work at The Mill Health Centre.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I ought to get myself registered.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06I might look you up.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- To us.- This feels wrong.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Who is he?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12What is he doing in my house?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13It's OK.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- I've got to get on.- OK.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Well, I will catch you later.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20I've been exceptionally tolerant.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23And how do you pay me back? You sneak around my house like a thief!
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