Life Extinct

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0:00:26 > 0:00:28Morning!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30We are cheery this morning(!)

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I thought we were starting afresh today.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36Putting it all behind us, looking to the future and all that.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37I'm working up to it.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42Well, today, I have the day out from behind the desk.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I am Karen Hollins, healthcare assistant.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48A day of blood, sick and wee!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Sounds like my job.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Don't forget the phlegm!

0:00:52 > 0:00:57And the boils and the pus, the lesions and the geriatric toenails!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Nothing defeats Super-Healthcare-Assistant!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09MUSIC PLAYS IN CAR

0:01:21 > 0:01:23DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Mr Radley!

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Eddie! It's Karen.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Karen, from The Mill.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I've come to take your blood pressure.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Only me!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Eddie?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Eddie, you've fallen asleep.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I let myself in. I hope that's OK?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Mr Radley?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Eddie?

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oh, my God!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Eddie.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11LAUGHING

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- What?- This is from Mrs Tembe.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20"Dear Mrs Parsons, I saw this photograph and I thought of you."

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Is that for me?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I don't think that's funny.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29You know, before Mrs Tembe left, I was telling her about how much

0:02:29 > 0:02:33I would love to see the Okavango Delta and all that amazing wildlife.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36And she obviously saw this postcard and remembered what I said.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Is she a bit...strange?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Mrs Tembe? She's wonderful. I don't know how we'd manage without her.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Well, we are managing, aren't we? - Well...

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I was just thinking, if she doesn't come back...

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- She is coming back. - Yes, but if she doesn't...

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Then we'd need a new receptionist, wouldn't we?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10No!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12There's no battery!

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Um...

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Would you mind if I...?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22PHONE RINGS

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Hello, Mill Health Centre. - 'Hi, Lauren. It's Karen.'

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Could I speak to Heston, please?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34'Oh, he's not in yet.'

0:03:34 > 0:03:37What? I need him!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40I've got a dead body, and it's one of his,

0:03:40 > 0:03:43and it's... It's sitting in there and it's cold.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- He's really cold... - All right, Karen. Now, where are you?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'm in the hallway.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52No, I mean which patient are you with?

0:03:52 > 0:03:56I was only meant to take his blood pressure and now he's dead.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Right, so you're with Edward Radley.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01'Fine, well, I'll send Heston over once he gets in.'

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Now, what about the rest of your appointments?- 'I can't leave him.'

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Shall I send Imogen over to sit with the body?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- What?- Well, she's not doing anything useful over here.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14And then you can get on with your work. I think it's more efficient.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Efficiency has not got anything to do with it!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I'm not leaving, not until Heston gets here.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21All right, then.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I'll rebook your appointments if you're sure you can cope.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Of course I can cope!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Will you just...

0:04:28 > 0:04:31get Heston here as quick as you can, please.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32All right.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Everything OK?- Oh, yeah, fine.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I'm just sending Heston out on a house call once he gets in.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Heston's not in today.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Oh.- It is in the book, look.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Heston on leave.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Jimmi on a course. Elaine at a funeral.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52What do you think I should do?

0:04:52 > 0:04:58I think that you need to assess, first of all, if the call is urgent.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I mean, is the patient stable?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Yeah.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Fine. Well, I think you'll find that Kevin's on call.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Stable?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Well, he's not going anywhere, is he?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh! Have you seen the dust on these shelves?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Who's Charlie?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Who's Charlie?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Is that your brother? Is that dominoes man?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38'Letherbridge 5-8-6-5-2-9-4.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40'Leave a message.'

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Um... This is a message for Charlie Radley.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I think you must be Eddie Radley's brother.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50He told me about you and your dominoes.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I found your number by the phone.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57He's dead.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58I'm... I'm sorry!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23'Letherbridge 5-8-6-5-2-9-4.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26'Leave a message.'

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Mr Radley, this is Karen Hollins from The Mill Medical Centre.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31I'm just ringing to apologise.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35I'm really, really sorry for the message that I left.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I should never have left a message like that on your answer machine.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44But, as I was saying,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46he, your brother,

0:06:46 > 0:06:50um...has passed away and gone to a better place,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52and I don't think he suffered...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I don't think he did, anyway.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01And it would be really good if you could come to his house, to...

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, it would be good. Thank you.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Bye. Bye-bye... Bye-bye.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh, no.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I'm so sorry,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I'm really s...!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25You should have spoken to him, you'd have made more sense.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Where's Heston?- At home, putting his classical CDs in alphabetical order,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40where else? Where's the patient?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41In the lounge.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Who knows?- What?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13He's an old man. And he died.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17According to his notes, he had problems with his heart.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20He saw Heston last week and Heston adjusted his drugs regime.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I was meant to follow up this morning and check his blood pressure.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26He had a weak heart. What can I say?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29He probably didn't suffer. A short, sharp pain, and...

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Right.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34So, what now?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37That's it. I've officially established life extinct.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41I'll write up these notes and Heston gets to sign the death certificate.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- You're not leaving?- He's not going to get any better if I stay.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48But the next of kin's going to be here any minute!

0:08:48 > 0:08:49I'm sure you'll cope.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Thank you very much for coming.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38SHOOTING ON TV

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Wow! Oh!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Where's the...?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Hello. I'm Dr Cassidy. I was Patrick's GP.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10So, you're the confessor.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's Maggie, isn't it?

0:10:12 > 0:10:17- He told you everything.- I think it helped, especially towards the end.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20He said you disapproved, but you had to listen.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Does Jenny know?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Of course not.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Just you, me and him...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33And he's not telling anyone.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Not now.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37She doesn't need to know.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Quite right.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42We mustn't hurt Jenny.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44She doesn't deserve it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48She's been a good wife and mother.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, you are good at disapproval.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53I don't disapprove.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Of course you do. Who wouldn't?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Why are you here?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I just wanted to say goodbye.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Hiding behind gravestones,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07and lurking in the bushes, getting caught.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10You know, that's what it was all about for Patrick.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11He would have loved this -

0:11:11 > 0:11:14the grieving mistress and the disapproving doctor!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm sorry.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm sorry for your loss.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Charlie.- Derek, actually.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Meals on Wheels. Shepherd's pie for Eddie Radley.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Oh...- Don't tell me, he's in the bath.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37No, he's dead. Well, he died.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Oh. Can I see?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39No, you can't!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- What do you think you're doing? - I'm just having a look.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48I've never seen a corpse before.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Not a real one.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's very pale, isn't it?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57His face is all weird. Has rigor mortis set in?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's none of your business!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Leave him alone! - He doesn't look right.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I think you should leave.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Says who?- Says me.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- Why? What are you hiding? - I'm not hiding anything!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13He was fine yesterday.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yeah, well, he's not now.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17So why don't you get out before I call the police.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Well, maybe you should.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22It's a suspicious death, that's what this is. All right, I'm going.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Who are you, anyway?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27What have you done to Eddie Radley?!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Very impressive! - It was all getting a bit dusty.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Yeah, I noticed that. - Afternoon, Julia, Lauren.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Isn't it your day off today?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44It was, until the delightful Miss Porter sweet-talked me

0:12:44 > 0:12:46into helping out this afternoon.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I thought he wouldn't mind if I asked him nicely.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Clearly not.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Sorry about this.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Do you think I should call him again?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04He might not have got my messages.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm going to give him another half an hour.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15TUMMY RUMBLES

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Was that you or me?!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44MICROWAVE BEEPS

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Ah, is that my cottage pie?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11It's shepherd's pie.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I never know the difference.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Lamb, not beef. Why aren't you dead?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Ah. You've met Charlie, then?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Charlie?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yeah, I hope he didn't cause you any trouble.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I thought you might still be here.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37How was the party?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, some tears. A few smiles.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43There were a lot of people. He had a lot of friends.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46No-one knew him like me.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47No.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, I hate this!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Why am I crying?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Patrick was all about...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58joy and...

0:14:58 > 0:14:59happiness,

0:14:59 > 0:15:02spontaneous living.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08No cares, no ties, just the joy of stealing time together.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11How can I be sorry I had ALL that?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15When did you see him last?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18April. The last weekend in April.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19His relapse?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22I was with him.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I called the ambulance.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25And you didn't try to see him?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You don't understand.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33When you're in a relationship with a married man, there are rules.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36His wife and his family come first.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38He won't say that. He doesn't need to.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43You don't call him at home, unless you know he's alone.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44You don't wear perfume.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49You don't complain when he takes a shower before he leaves you.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Washes every trace of you from his body,

0:15:54 > 0:15:55like dirt.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58You learn to love his children.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59I saw them today.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03The first time I've seen them for real.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I've had their birthdays in my diary for six years!

0:16:08 > 0:16:09And now?

0:16:12 > 0:16:13And now he's dead.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18And I'm still stuck on the outside.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Look at me!

0:16:21 > 0:16:25He's dead and I'm still keeping his secret,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27hiding from Jenny and the kids!

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- But...- Oh, yeah. Here comes the disapproval.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35If you had your time over...?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I wouldn't change a thing!

0:16:56 > 0:16:59So, that's your brother? That's Charlie?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Yeah. Disreputable old bugger.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'm surprised he's lasted this long.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Always comes round every Thursday night for dominoes,

0:17:08 > 0:17:10a drop of rum and a video.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15A bit of Abbott and Costello or The Three Stooges, you know.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19Anyway, last night Charlie dropped off

0:17:19 > 0:17:22halfway through Have Rocket, Will Travel,

0:17:22 > 0:17:25and never woke up.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28I'm so sorry.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Dodgy tickers, both of us, you know.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Just ask Dr Carter.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38We had a fiver on who'd go first -

0:17:38 > 0:17:40he won!

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Anyway, there's nothing I could've done about it last night.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48I was going to call an ambulance, but it wouldn't have done any good.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50No point in wasting their time.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- So what did you do?- I went to bed.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57You need your rest at my age.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01First thing this morning, I went round every undertaker in the town.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Got the best deal.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Forgot about our appointment.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Well, you had a lot on your mind.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Still. I enjoy our little chats.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Actually, seeing as how you're here...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18How can I help?

0:18:18 > 0:18:23Well, the undertaker said I've got to get a doctor to see him, you know,

0:18:23 > 0:18:25to get a certificate or something.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Don't worry about that, it's all sorted.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Eddie, the death certificate's got your name on it!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35PHONE RINGS

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Mill Health Centre.- 'Get Kevin. I need to speak to Kevin.'

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- I can't. He's with Heston.- What?!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I thought you said he was out this afternoon?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Well, he was, but I persuaded him to come in.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Um...

0:18:48 > 0:18:50DOORBELL RINGS

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Break the door down if you have to.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Don't let Heston fill in the death certificate. It's really important.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01That's her. Ask her what she's done to Eddie Radley.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Hello, love.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07There's actually something you need to know.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Are you telling me that you and this woman are married to each other?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Yep.- But she's the prime suspect.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15You can't investigate your own wife!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You think my wife murdered this man?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Eddie Radley was alive and well yesterday.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21He had fish pie, apple crumble and custard.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25And the fish pie nearly killed me,

0:19:25 > 0:19:27but not quite!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29And you are?

0:19:29 > 0:19:33This is Eddie. That's Charlie, his identical twin brother.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Identical twins?

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Yeah.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40But we've just responded to a report of suspicious circumstances

0:19:40 > 0:19:42surrounding the death of Edward Radley.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44That's me.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47How do I know that?

0:19:47 > 0:19:51He has a point. And it does say Edward Radley

0:19:51 > 0:19:53on the death certificate.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54What?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56There might be a death certificate.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59OK, can anybody formally identify

0:19:59 > 0:20:01the deceased gentleman in the armchair?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05If I say he's me, would it help?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07No.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh, come on. You don't actually believe any of this, do you?

0:20:09 > 0:20:13That is Eddie Radley, dead as a Dodo, and this is all a conspiracy!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15We will get to the bottom of this,

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Mr Charlton. In the meantime... - Oh, you're in on it, as well,

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- aren't you? You and her? And him. - Like I say, we will fully investigate...

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I demand an investigation by a higher authority!

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Lauren, I'm not easily impressed, but...- Thanks, Julia.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48If Mrs Tembe doesn't come back, well, who knows.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Come in.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57This is Helen Waterman

0:20:57 > 0:21:00from the coroner's office. She's very kindly agreed to join us today.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's always good to get out of the office,

0:21:03 > 0:21:05even on such a sorrowful occasion such as this.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09This is my wife, Karen Hollins, who found the deceased this morning.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13This is, I believe, to be Edward Radley.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16This is Derek Charlton, who wants to ask a few questions.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Constable Hughes.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22And this is, for the sake of argument, probably Charles Radley.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Thank you, Sergeant. My condolences to you, Mr Radley.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28I'm sure we can sort this out very quickly.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31But first, shall we just take a moment

0:21:31 > 0:21:34to reflect on the solemnity of this occasion?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Karen? Oh, there you are!

0:21:40 > 0:21:43What... What on...?

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Helen! What are y...?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Eddie?

0:21:49 > 0:21:50I am so sorry.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53No great surprise, Dr Carter.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55But still...

0:21:55 > 0:21:57This is extraordinary. Yes, Rob.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Um...

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Dr Heston Carter, GP.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Derek.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- This is Dr Tyler.- Hello.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- HE WHISPERS:- What is happening?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Just what I'm trying to find out, Heston.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Indeed.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Karen, shall we start with you?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Karen?- Yes, ma'am.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Just "Helen" will do.- Thank you.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20KNOCKING

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Perhaps you could wait over there.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25We're a bit crowded in here.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35It's Moe, Larry and Curly!

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Charlie, you're going to be buried by The Three Stooges!

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Karen?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Oh... Eddie's right.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46This is ridiculous!

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Helen, Charlie died last night.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53He died a perfect death, a painless death in his brother's house,

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- after a night of dominoes and daft videos.- And a drop of rum!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00And a drop of medicinal rum.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04He couldn't have planned it better. And that should have been that.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Eddie had everything under control.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10He got a good night's sleep, he went out and booked the undertakers.

0:23:10 > 0:23:15And then Super-Healthcare-Assistant came to the rescue,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18and got the wrong end of the stick, and here we all are.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Derek, here, he thinks there's some dastardly plot,

0:23:21 > 0:23:23the police get involved, the coroner's office.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Kevin got Heston to sign the wrong name on the death certificate...

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Hang on!- What's that?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's in his pocket.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I was rather hoping we could gloss over that,

0:23:34 > 0:23:35it's not a death certificate,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38it's a medical certificate of cause of death,

0:23:38 > 0:23:39it's quite different.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43And besides, I had no reason to doubt my colleague's report

0:23:43 > 0:23:45of poor Eddie's death.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47He was!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49It won't be long, Dr Carter.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Well, if you stick to the regime.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Have you taken his blood pressure? - I've been a bit busy.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's all lies!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I mean,

0:23:58 > 0:24:01it can't be true! It's ridiculous, isn't it?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Can I see that certificate?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12She identified the body. Not me.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Maybe we could tear it up and...write a new one.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Excellent idea.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33And Heston, you'll issue a new MCCD?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Oh, I assume so.- And void this one.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Indeed.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Well, I think we're done.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42With your permission, Mr Radley,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I think we'll let these gentlemen do their work.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Actually, before you all go, I'd like to say something,

0:24:50 > 0:24:52if that's all right.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I'd like to thank Karen, here,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58for making a right pig's ear of everything!

0:24:58 > 0:25:02I know she thinks she let Charlie and me down.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04But...I know Charlie,

0:25:04 > 0:25:08he's been sitting there all day

0:25:08 > 0:25:13watching this woman digging herself an almighty big hole,

0:25:13 > 0:25:16and he's loved every minute of it!

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Well, he always did like a bit of comedy.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Anyway. Charlie and me had a bet.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29He bet there'd be more people at his funeral than mine.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Now Charlie's gone and beat me to it.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37I don't expect anyone'll turn up to mine.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39I was relying on him!

0:25:39 > 0:25:45But, if any of you fancy helping Charlie make his money,

0:25:45 > 0:25:47there's a glass of rum in it for all you.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's me. Can you talk?

0:26:14 > 0:26:18OK, just listen.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19We need rules.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Rule number one,

0:26:21 > 0:26:23no evidence.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26No letters, no e-mails, no phone messages.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Nothing to connect you to me.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I work at The Mill Health Centre.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I ought to get myself registered.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06I might look you up.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- To us.- This feels wrong.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Who is he?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12What is he doing in my house?

0:27:12 > 0:27:13It's OK.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- I've got to get on.- OK.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Well, I will catch you later.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I've been exceptionally tolerant.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23And how do you pay me back? You sneak around my house like a thief!

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