0:00:26 > 0:00:27No comment.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29We done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33If you don't give me anything,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35then I can't help you.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Which is a shame because I really want to.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Course you do.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42With the amount you were caught with and your record -
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- you're probably looking at a custodial.- I'm not a dealer.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- No, but you run for Kelvin Watts, don't you?- No comment.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52It's him we're interested in, not you.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- You do have a choice in this, you know?- Not from where I'm sitting.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00You think Kelvin Watts will look after you when you're inside?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Do you think he's going to look after you when you come out?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It's your life, not his, Lee.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10CD. Everyone calls me CD.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Bet your mum doesn't.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13She's dead.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Sorry.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19But you know I'm talking sense, don't you?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Did you never want to do something positive with your life?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I can't do time...now.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I just can't.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Where's CD? He ain't done nothing! You can't just lock him in here.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37He's the father of this child, you get me?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41This thing could be coming any time, so bring him up here or so help me!
0:01:44 > 0:01:48My uncle's got that garage on Mortimer Road.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49I know it.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52He offered me a job.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm good, you know. I can fix any motor.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- So, why are you wasting your time? - You wouldn't understand.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You don't know what it's like.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Try me.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I need serious cash for the baby.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Good mechanics get paid. - Not ones with records.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Anyway, Aaliyah - she wants me about to help.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Oh, right. So, your girlfriend is now your career advisor, is that it?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22I want to be about for my kid, not working all hours, never seeing him.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25The way thing's are going, you'll only see him during prison visits.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29I know you feel trapped, but I'm offering you a way out.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Give us an address.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Something that I can put down to show that you've co-operated.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Put this down...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43..I ain't no grass.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Hi.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Decaf. Better for the baby.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56What about ME?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Er, yeah, I've taken care of that, as well.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Meaning?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- I've booked our first midwife appointment this afternoon.- What?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Don't worry, Julia's arranged cover, everything's sorted.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09After, we can go to the Birth And Parenting Seminar
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- followed by a scan.- But I'm only...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Strictly speaking, yes, I know it's a bit early.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I pulled some strings.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Daniel, I don't know... - I couldn't wait.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Don't you want to see our baby
0:03:20 > 0:03:21live on screen?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25OK. But a seminar...
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Treat that a dress rehearsal. I know you know all this stuff already.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31It's just a refresher.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Look, you may not feel like it now, but this is our first big step.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It just seems too early to...
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I've heard such good things about this midwife.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Once you've met her, and some of the other mums-to-be...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Teenage chavs.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49What about the scan?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Don't tell me you're not dying to see
0:03:52 > 0:03:55this precious little thing that's growing inside you?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57OK, Daniel.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Enough.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Good. We're due there at two.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03So, will you both be prompt, please?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13If you want a break from that,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I could show you how to do a bit of input on the system.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- OK.- I'll log you on.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Right. So, these are change of contact addresses
0:04:22 > 0:04:25and these are individual records - they just need updating, OK?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- It's a complex database, so if you get anything wrong... - I'll be careful.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32OK, well, just ask if you've got any questions.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34And if you manage not to cock that up,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I could show you how to do a bit of admin stat sheets
0:04:36 > 0:04:38and some budget stuff.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Remember your bail conditions and think about what I told you.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50He don't need to remember anything except not to get caught.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- You must be Aaliyah.- Wherever you say he was, he wasn't. He was with me.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55I don't think so.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Let's go, CD.- See you!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Yeah, you will - in court when we do you for wrongful arrest!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07'How many times?'
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- I never saw them coming. - You never do. Cost Kelvin, big time.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13He'll just make me work it off.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Too right - you've got to call him about a pick up.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I've just been arrested!
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Do you know how many other skanks are queuing up to take your place? - Maybe they should.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Have you forgotten about this?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Cos I ain't.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Who's going to put food in its mouth? Pay the rent?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Buy decent clothes? We ain't staying at your dad's for ever.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36I know.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Maybe there's options.- What?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Flipping burgers or cleaning toilets 60 hours a week?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I'm just saying - Kelvin isn't all that.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47He's all you got. But just so you know, honey,
0:05:47 > 0:05:51if you don't bring home the pound, don't expect me to stick around.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Cash card.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I got shopping to get and I'm starved.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01What about our appointment?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Don't even need to go to that stupid thing.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- The social worker said... - All right, get off my case!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm just saying. Do you want me to come with you now, then?
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Did you listen to anything I just said? You've got work to do.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16I'll call you when I'm done.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Well, when do you fly back?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, well, have you tried Mei Ling in Kowloon?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I'm going as quick as I can with these, but...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Sorry, hang on. - It's just a bit repetitive.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Maybe I could answer the phone for a bit?- That's my job.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- What? Talking to your mate in Hong Kong?- Just finish that pile.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Sorry about that.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Yeah. Oh, well, what's the apartment like?
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Kelvin Watts - we've got two outstanding warrants, no location.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52He uses kids to push his drugs around.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54One of them called CD could be our way in.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Well, even if it's just an address.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yes, boss, I'm fully aware that I'm back in uniform, but...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12If anyone asks, I'm on lunch.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- You done already? - You're joking, aren't you?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20That lot's going to take me the rest of today.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oh, sorry, I just thought you wanted to take on something else?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Bit of variety.- I do.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- It's just there's so much of it. - That's part of the job, I'm afraid.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- You can't be scared of a bit of hard work.- It's not that!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36You know, I was watching the news - it's pretty tough out there.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- What do you mean?- Tons of desperate,
0:07:38 > 0:07:42eager students just dying for a summer job. Any job.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- I'm not moaning. - Well, you are a bit, aren't you?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- I mean, it's just a bit of typing. - You're twisting what I'm saying.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- Look, maybe I should just talk to Julia about this.- Fine.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56But you do know, Julia and I are personal friends?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58So, I know exactly where she'll stand on this.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00A few words from me,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I'll have you out that door so fast you won't have time to cry to Mummy.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- 'Where you been?' - I got cuffed and stuffed.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- That was this morning. - Yeah, I had business.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Pay Daddy when the work is done, yeah?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I own your time, CD.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- 'Now, get to Manny's for the pick up.'- I don't know.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I'm on bail now, but I mean...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Listen, I'm only going to pretend I didn't hear that once.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46ENGINE REVS
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Come on! Come on!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Take a pew.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Zara and...- Daniel.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Right. I'm Peggy Hardcastle,
0:09:05 > 0:09:10- and I'll be your dedicated midwife throughout your pregnancy.- Really?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12This is your pregnancy record.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Fill in your contact information
0:09:14 > 0:09:16and make sure you bring it every time you come.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Thank you.- First thing's first -
0:09:19 > 0:09:21how is Mummy feeling?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34BABY CRIES
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Rob Hollins.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Will you get Control to check an address for me, please?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Right. Any questions on all of that?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25How about you, Daddy?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28If you can't keep up with all of this, not to worry.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I have leaflets. They're very simple and straightforward.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35So, you say you'll be our midwife throughout this whole pregnancy?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I won't see anyone else?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39That's the plan. 100% me.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40I like consistency.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Absolutely. That is just how we feel.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47I'll be honest with you - we're very short-staffed today,
0:10:47 > 0:10:49so I'm quite happy to answer any questions,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51but if we could keep it fairly brief.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56You mentioned that this hospital offers the Nuchal Translucency Scan.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I know, sorry. It's just medical jargon.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Don't be daunted.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I have got a leaflet somewhere.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Er, it's OK, actually, thank you. I'm a doctor - a GP.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Oh, I see.- So, I was wondering if you could explain...
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Well, you're obviously very well-informed regarding the hospital's facilities.- Oh, he is.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18He's researched everything extensively.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Fine. That leads me on to the last topic we should discuss, then.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26You'll obviously have given the benefits a lot of consideration,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28so I presume you'll be opting for a home birth.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Sorry, why would you presume that?
0:11:32 > 0:11:33You avoiding me?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I need to come round later cos you and I need to talk, you get me?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:11:39 > 0:11:40You're late.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Sorry. I had... - Are we going to this thing or what?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Pick up your phone, CD, man. My time is money.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55This deal don't wait for you, you lazy...!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You know what?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You're out, yeah? I'll do this one myself.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Don't bother calling back. Ever.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Home birth as an experience is far more natural, more relaxed.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- More of a risk. - Ah, now, most daddies are resistant.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15We're used to that.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18But the woman knows best where she wants to be.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I have absolutely no doubts at all right now.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Speaking purely as a doctor, surely you...- No offence,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27but I have delivered several babies to doctors before
0:12:27 > 0:12:29and there is a tendency for them to, er...
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Shall we say, want to mollycoddle everyone,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34to wrap them all up in hospital cotton wool.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- No. Really?- They don't like to accept that birth is painful.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You can't hide from it.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's an organic part of the process.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44The medical profession likes to try to gloss over that
0:12:44 > 0:12:47with bleeping machinery and hi-tech equipment.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, yes, this obsession with the latest medical advances.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51You needn't feel corralled
0:12:51 > 0:12:55into an institutionally controlled labour and birth.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Maternity wards aren't factories.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Oh, Daddy obviously feels strongly about this.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03He's very passionate about this, aren't you, Daddy?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Stop calling me Daddy.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'd have to see some persuasive evidence to choose home birth.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11How about that just driving to hospital
0:13:11 > 0:13:13can disrupt the labour hormones?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15But a delay in pain relief could be worse.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Staying at home allows freedom of movement.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Until the pain becomes unmanageable. There's no epidural...
0:13:21 > 0:13:24You doctors are so obsessed with intervention!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Inducing babies increases the risk of complications.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- So does lack of professional facilities.- Ding ding!
0:13:30 > 0:13:35- Let's just agree to disagree. - Post-birth infection rates are higher in hospital.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- At least hospitals give post-birth care.- Will you both just shut up?!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I'm sure you could slug out the pros and cons of this
0:13:41 > 0:13:46right up to my due date, but let's save everybody some time. I'm not having this baby at home!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- What was all that about?- What?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- You egging on Miss Homebirth in there.- I liked her.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- She was refreshingly direct. - Oh, you're kidding me.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Of course I am, you idiot. She was ghastly.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Who was it who said she came highly recommended?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Yes, OK, I take full responsibility for the disaster so far. But... - So you should.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11..hopefully, once we get into the seminar and meet some of the other parents...
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Fresh, fortifying, strong coffee. None of that watery decaf stuff.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Believe me, we are going to need it.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Bingo.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40ENGINE REVS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, not again!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Seem like nice people.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Hello, everyone!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Apologies.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14My colleague Maureen who normally takes these sessions is unwell,
0:15:14 > 0:15:15so I'm standing in.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oh, goody(!)
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Now, I see we've got every stage of pregnant mummy here.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Apologies if you're a few months early
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- for a lot of what we'll be covering. - Sit back down.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Everyone find a space. Lie down.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32You organised this.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Let's jump straight in.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Daddies, too!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Right.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Concentrate.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Slow your breathing down.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52That's it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Got you all where I want you.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Perfect.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07MUSIC: "Lucifer" by Jay-Z
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Hello, mate. It's Rob Hollins.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I need urgent backup.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Yeah.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Behind the shops on Havard Street.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Approach with caution cos I think a deal is about to go down.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32And in, two, three, four.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Gently pull in those muscles,
0:16:34 > 0:16:37and hold, two, three, four,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40and out... You're late!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42No. I got four months yet.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46I didn't mean...! Never mind. There's a space here.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Our faces don't fit here, you know? Let's do one.- Sorry.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Sorry.- Smells rank in here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Has someone...? - Try to tune in to the sound.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Feel it around you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Sounds like a cat getting run over!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Sit down, please!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09You're joking, lady. I do that, I ain't never getting back up.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Don't ask, all right?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Tell him to split it the same way.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I'll call you in a week.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24I need a favour.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Guy was in my crew - CD. You know him?
0:17:32 > 0:17:33He needs a visit.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Remind him to show a bit of respect, yeah?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- I'll be grateful, you get me?- Cool.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Stay where you are! Police.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Either you get that or I swear I'm going to chuck it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Shush, please!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05It's Kelvin, isn't it?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Later, yeah?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Can you be a bit quieter, please?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Slow, low breaths. In...
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Why are you ducking him? You did the pick-up, right?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- And out...- This a joke?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Will you be quiet! - Did I talk to you, Miss Thing?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Why did you not do it? You scared?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- No.- You think you can walk out on Kelvin when you like?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Excuse me!- It don't work that way. He'll fire you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I want a proper job. I want to be around for our baby.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Could you take your private business outside, please? - This ain't nothing to do with you.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38It most certainly is - this is my class!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- And you're ruining it. - Shut up, you skinny bitch!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Aaliyah, leave it!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- I want you both to leave now. - I've got every right to be here!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Not any more, you haven't.- Let's go.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51And you can shut up! At least my child's got a dad, lezzers!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Out!- Don't touch me, you skank! - Aaliyah!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- We're leaving. - Everyone just back off, all right?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- No, it's not all right.- Zara. - Either you leave or I call security.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- I'm shaking(!) - Would you prefer I call the police?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Every person in this room has just witnessed you assault this woman.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'll get security.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Why are you here? You ain't even pregnant!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- You have no idea. - I suggest you leave.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16You stupid, nasty, selfish, little girl!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Aaliyah, come on, yeah? Before the security guy comes in.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22That's you all over, CD...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24frightened little kid.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25We're leaving.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- You don't tell ME what to do! - Aaliyah...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30You embarrassed?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31You should be.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You know, I don't need this hassle - I'm on bail.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Oh, what a surprise!- Come on.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40It's my baby, too, yeah?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I've been trying to tell you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48You ain't given me no chance
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and not with all this hassle you've been causing Kelvin...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53The baby's his?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54I don't know...yet.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58A child costs a lot of money.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I need to know where I stand.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Yeah, you and me both.- It ain't down to me you gone all flaky!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I need a man with a plan.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- And you think that's Kelvin? - He can look after me.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Yeah, right.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Good luck with that.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29What you all looking at? The show's over!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I made one for you.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Look, I'm sorry if I came across as moaning earlier.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48It's not that I'm not grateful for the job here, I am.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I just feel like maybe we could share the work out a bit more...
0:20:51 > 0:20:52More what?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Fairly.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58I feel like I've been left doing all of the boring, simple stuff.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You know what they say - everyone reaches their level.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- What if she'd taken a swing at you? - Don't be so melodramatic.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- I'm concerned about our child.- Stop wittering on, you sound so pompous!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16This has clearly been a mistake. Let's get out of here.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- You're joking! I'm not leaving.- What?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Not after I've sat through that horror show. I'm not missing the scan!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Why don't we just go private? I'd sooner pay...
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Let's stay for the last bit. Maybe there's something I can salvage.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Right, everyone.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Sorry about that little incident.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Let's rise above it and press on.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38OK.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44The last topic I'd like to focus on before we wind up
0:21:44 > 0:21:48is the importance of the woman being fully supported during labour.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Boys AND girls,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53you're not the star of the show,
0:21:53 > 0:21:57but you do have a significant, if minor, role.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00So, starting from the baseline -
0:22:00 > 0:22:02that childbirth is a level of pain
0:22:02 > 0:22:04the male experience cannot comprehend...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06HE SNIGGERS
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Tell me about the worst pain that you've endured.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Any of you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Come on, daddies. Hit your thumb with a hammer?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Banged your head on a low doorway?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Trust me, it was not real pain.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Why do you make the whole birth experience sound so medieval? - Daniel!
0:22:25 > 0:22:30There are all sorts of sophisticated, effective forms of pain relief on the market...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32That is not the point I'm making.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34..from gas and air to a full epidural.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37It needn't be this long, drawn-out, torturous, excruciating...
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Maybe if you spent nine months carrying another human being around,
0:22:41 > 0:22:45then had the agony of giving birth, you'd be better qualified to speak.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- I'm better qualified than you already.- Daniel!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- But she's...- I mean it! - But she...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh, dear.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Perhaps I need to call security again?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You can do what you like. We're leaving.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01We have a scan to get to.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Right, we'll wrap it up there.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Thank you all for attending.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Our next session is Early Parenting, Early Mistakes.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11See you soon!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well, hello again.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Thought you'd drop in on the way to your solicitors?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's OK, mate. I've got it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Where's CD?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I don't know.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Well, I'm afraid I have to arrest you for assault and breach of the peace.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I can't see anything.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Ah, found you!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Tut, tut, Daddy. Bit careless. - Thank you.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- You'll get a better look posterior on. Why don't you...?- We're fine!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- I was merely suggesting...- Out!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Thank you.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Would you mind if I...?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19ENGINE REVS
0:24:20 > 0:24:22For crying out loud!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26It sounds like a loose connection to the starter motor.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Pop the hood. I'll take a look.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Aaliyah's being cautioned. She'll not be too long.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48She must be something pretty special.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Her mum died when she was ten.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Dad beat her. Put her in care.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57That make her special?
0:25:02 > 0:25:03She ain't got no-one else.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Right, try it again.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14ENGINE STARTS
0:25:16 > 0:25:21That's fantastic. Thanks a lot. You really should phone your uncle.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Already have.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Start in the morning.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Good lad.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28You know, CD...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32..this morning, you made the right decision.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Everyone's better off with Kelvin inside.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Right.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53I'm sorry.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Feels like it's yours, you know?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01If it is, I'm going to be here for it.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06But that's as far as it goes.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I can't do us no more.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I don't think it's good for me
0:26:10 > 0:26:13and I don't think it's good for you, either.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15But on my life, if that is my baby...
0:26:17 > 0:26:19..I'm going to be the best father I can.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36If you think for one second I'm going to have
0:26:36 > 0:26:39that cantankerous old dragon as my midwife...
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- If for one second I'd let you. - Today has been so appalling!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44So far.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47But look, there.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51There is our baby.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Can you do me a really big favour?
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Anything you want.- Can you just try and keep him out my way?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I proposed to Sylvie and she said yes. Meeting her parents later.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17That is the last time I let you go away without me.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20I've never seen her like this before. She's so angry.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22They could both be women for all I care.
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