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0:00:31 > 0:00:33KNOCK ON DOOR

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hello?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46You going to open up or what?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Multi-room Wireless Streaming System?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Sorry, I wasn't expect... - I can always go away again.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- No, no, absolutely. Come in.- Triffo!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Where do you want your sound bridge and controller?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Right in there, please.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Any chance of a cup of tea?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03The quicker the tea, the quicker I'll be!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Milk, two sugars.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Right.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Morning, beautiful.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Wait till you mark this.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20It's really good.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27SHE SPLUTTERS

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Whisky?!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I've been up all night doing that.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I think it's a high 2:1 or a first, even.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Rach?

0:01:35 > 0:01:36I think I'm going to be sick.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Sick? Why?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39- Nerves.- Nerves?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Mmm, good, brilliant. Can you get him dressed, please?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Dressed? He wears romper suits. - Not for going out!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55He's going out?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57You want Aliona to take him out, don't you?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Can't she decide? Dress him appropriately?- OK, so I don't have a say at all anymore, is that it?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- What? No.- I am his mother after all.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05No-one's saying you're not. Aliona?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Ready for the world of work?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11I have to go.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15When I pick you up and take you for lunch it can be a date.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- It's a date.- OK.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18- See you.- Bye.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Give him here, Aliona.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'm going to get him dressed.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Come on, come on.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Well, you were quick.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Even without the tea.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32It smelt of aftershave.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Earl grey.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Classical?- Mozart.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- You go to work like that?- Indeed.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Where's?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44I'm a doctor. I'm a GP.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48MUSIC PLAYING I could do better myself.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I mean, you'd want to take that back.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55MUSIC INCREASING IN VOLUME I mean, it doesn't even look like...

0:02:55 > 0:02:59And with that that, all life's irritations are excised.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Barry, would you mind moving the cone so I could park?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21No can do. That space is for Miss Parsons.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Well, she's not here, is she?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Coming and going. You can park down the road. - CAR HORN BEEPING

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Move that cone, would you?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Reserved for the Practice Manager

0:03:33 > 0:03:37As the only member of staff with a small child, I should have priority.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Point taken...- Thanks.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41..if said child is in the vehicle.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Is said child in the vehicle?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Joe. His name is Joe.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Is he in the car?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52HE TUTS

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Children are a blessing, not an excuse.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Who the HELL do you think you are?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Acting Assistant Head of Security.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Heston, would you tell this buffoon to move the cone?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07The exercise'll do you good. Lovely to have you back, by the way.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Julia, I'll move this cone for you!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16HESTON HUMMING Someone's happy.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I have music in my life.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20The installation's complete?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Mozart filling every room!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Sound bridge controller? Wireless streaming?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Kevin, I'm loathe to call you a genius

0:04:26 > 0:04:29in the same breath as someone who actually was

0:04:29 > 0:04:32but - for you for choosing it, Terry the fitter for fitting it

0:04:32 > 0:04:36and the insurance company for paying for it - I could kiss you all.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Right, and you're fine with the tablet? If you need any help...

0:04:39 > 0:04:42There comes a point in every man's life

0:04:42 > 0:04:45when he must face the 21st century alone.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Now, if you'll get off the computer.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Sure, I'll just log out.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Thank you.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56(Right!)

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Won't log in?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- I'll make myself available.- Sorry? - To re-cone as required.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, no, it'll be fine, I'm sure.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14No way, jackals around a water buffalo - this space.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Any means necessary.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- So, what's going on in the world of Julia?- Well, I'm busy, you know.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23You thrive on it!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24- Keeps you young!- Thank you.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25But, erm...

0:05:27 > 0:05:29..all work and no play?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, I do I have my moments, Barry.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Me too.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35How about we combine?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36- Sorry?- Moments?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Make 'em magic.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Dinner some time?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Ah, thank you, Barry, but no.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45In fact, I'm really not up for going out to dinner with anybody right now.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51No, it won't accept my password. May I speak to the supervisor?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Jumped-up little cretin!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Fawning over Julia! I would like to...- Please be quiet.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59My desktop PC has crashed, I'm waiting to talk to someone.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01"Desktop PC?"

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Who are you and what have you done with Heston?- Very funny.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05What's that?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07My new baby, a tablet PC.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Your new baby? What about my new baby?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yes, hello?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Aliona, hi.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's hardly educational, is it?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26They're never too young for education.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27It's vital.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Every little thing you say is being stored up for him to use later.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33No ducks!

0:06:45 > 0:06:50- Dr Carmichael, are you ready to see patients?- Absolutely.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Miss Hanlon is on her way to lectures.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Come on through.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You might want to look in on Heston.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Technology meltdown!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Hello.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11So, why isn't it working now?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Hang on, I've got another call.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Mrs Tembe, I'm on a very important call...- Someone need some help?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Stop crowing and sort out my PC.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yeah, go on.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Infernal junk mail.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You should use your filters.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- How do you delete it?- Dr... Oh!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I am SO sorry!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- I will pay for it to be fixed. - It might just need a new screen.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Give it to me.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Mature student?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51In a way. Just got my PhD, lecturing.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Oh, so when you said you were on your way to a lecture...

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'll be the one giving it.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Well, you're not pregnant.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I must have been so worried that I did the test wrong.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09It's just when I felt so sick...

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Rachel, I have to ask, unprotected sex the risk of STIs,

0:08:13 > 0:08:14are you in a relationship?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Yes.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18With someone I work with.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Nonetheless, I think we should get you checked out anyway

0:08:20 > 0:08:23because if you feel sick, we need to find out why.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Nerves, maybe. It's my first one.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Your first lecture?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I've done tutorials and seminars.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- I mark essays! - Your first time in front of a crowd?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37The academic staff'll all be there

0:08:37 > 0:08:39and if it goes well it could mean a full-time job.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41They're like gold dust.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43So, no pressure!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47I'm sorry.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's obviously very emotional for you.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00It's a very big day but keep calm and you'll get through it, OK?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oh, and you might want...

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You might want to take some of these.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Peppermints?- (Yeah.)

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Good luck

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Look, Aliona, you may have been right about the ducks

0:09:31 > 0:09:34but I think we can go one better.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Ooh, let me give you a hand.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Whoopsie.- Ta.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41So?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Er, stationery.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Campus's stuff came here and vice versa.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46No, did he fess up?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Not exactly, no.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Did he have an explanation?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54He's an arsonist. What explanation can there be?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Well, let me see. Maybe he is innocent.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- But we saw the article.- No, we saw the article accusing him,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- we didn't see the article exonerating him.- Julia!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's all right, I never should have let you talk me into it

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- in the first place.- What did he say?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12He said...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14You know, it doesn't really matter what he said

0:10:14 > 0:10:16because...he's moving away.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Since when?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- He hadn't mentioned that, had he?- No.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Well, he should have done and there's you blaming yourself.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25All you did was check up on him.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh, well, maybe it wasn't meant to be.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29What with him moving away.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Maybe Karen's right.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- I mean, you'll know when you meet the right one.- Oh, no, no, no.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36No, I shouldn't have bothered at all.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38You know, I mean, who do I think I'm kidding, Elaine?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Getting swept off my feet?

0:10:41 > 0:10:42No.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45No more dates. Not again.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Shall I get another bottle?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59No, let me. It's only fair.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Only fair?- Well, if I'm going to get a full-time job!

0:11:01 > 0:11:02You think you will?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Why not? I was unbelievable.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Brilliant!- You were.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- You really were. And talking of brilliance...- Sorry?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15My essay, have you had a chance to read it?

0:11:15 > 0:11:16I had a look at the doctors.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18So? What did you think?

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Well...

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Not a first?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27A high 2:1?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Look, the thing is...- Not a 2:1?!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- What are you saying? I'm no good? - No, but the essay...

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- The essay's no good?- It's one essay.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37You gave James a first.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Because he deserved it. - Not because he's next in line?

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Please, sweetheart, stop. - Maybe that's what we should do.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Stop.- No! Please, don't.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Look, maybe I can have another look.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Calm down.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Here...have a drink.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Erm, There really should be one queue,

0:12:29 > 0:12:31not a queue for each cashpoint.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32I WAS here first.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Not here.- Why not? - Because someone might see!

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Do you care?

0:12:45 > 0:12:46No.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Someone from work?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Who are you?- My doctor.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06You need to ask yourself some serious questions.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Come on, Daniel.- Hm?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Are you going to let her talk to you like that?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17What am I supposed to do?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Go away!

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Hallelujah(!)

0:13:54 > 0:13:56So much for our date.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I didn't know there'd be a patient there!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00And, anyway, I can't relax!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Come here.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Everything's going to be fine.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Ah, Zara, you're back!

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Hey, how's Joe?- Oh, hang on!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15ALL: Ahhh!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17He just gets better and better-looking, doesn't he?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Yeah, course he does, he's his father's son!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh, look at that, he's got your ego!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24THEY LAUGH

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Ah, you know, that would be a lovely screensaver for your computer.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Yeah.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33But, no, I don't want any distractions. I'm here to work.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34So, when's my next patient?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Well, I thought you'd like to spend this afternoon just doing paperwork.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- You know, ease in gently?- I see.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Daniel, could you help me to the car with those boxes, please? - Be delighted to.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Is he enjoying it?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Meerkats?!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23What about lions? Tigers?

0:15:28 > 0:15:34Erm, excuse me, you're welcome to join the queue, but behind me.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Oi! Oi, stop that!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Do you see what she's doing?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Fine, take it all!

0:15:43 > 0:15:44KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- She's taken him to the safari park. - The safari park?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Why, what's wrong with that? - Nothing, sounds great.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Disease? Is that what you're thinking?- No.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- What if he gets malaria? - In Letherbridge?!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Or bitten by a spider.- Zara, don't.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Aliona, is everything all right? Why's he crying?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05The phone woke him up?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well, now that I've got you on the line,

0:16:08 > 0:16:11let's go through all the animals you've seen today...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Aliona, I'm really sorry, I have to call you back. Bye.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Dr Carmichael...!

0:16:15 > 0:16:16They just barged in. I told them.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Who the hell are you to tell Rachel to break up with me?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- She didn't say that! - She didn't have to.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Well, clearly, something's going wrong somewhere.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26So leave me. You obviously think more of your career.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I don't! I came this morning cos I thought I was pregnant!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- What?- And when I wasn't...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'd give it all up tomorrow just to have your baby!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Erm...

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Do you want me to...?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43No. Rachel, would you like to come through?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Do you want to come and take a seat?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11You're on the verge of something really great here.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Why would you throw it all away?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Because I'm in love with him.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18And you think he's worth it?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20He's gorgeous.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22But so are you.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26And successful on the verge of getting your dream job.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I don't think I can live without him.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Without him or without the drink?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Can't have one without the other.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36You can't have either and your career.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Am I an alcoholic? - I don't know. Are you?

0:17:43 > 0:17:44OK.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49So, Monday? How many drinks did you have?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Monday was the party for my doctorate.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52OK.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55So, how many?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I'm not sure, four or five?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Then more afterwards at Phil's.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03How many more?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Five or six.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Doubles?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Yes.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Tuesday?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Tuesday, I was out with Phil.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Tuesday...evening?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Lunchtime.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Then evening.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Do you ever have a drink in the morning?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27No.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Phil does, sometimes.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34So, how many drinks altogether on Tuesday, all day?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I can't remember.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Roughly.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39I lost count.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41After how many drinks?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46OK.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49When was the last day you didn't have a drink?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- I can't remember.- Think carefully.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Er...

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Wednesday before last.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Good. So, what were you doing then?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I was away on a conference.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- And you didn't have a drink? - No. I had to give a talk.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07You didn't drink?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08- No.- Despite being nervous?

0:19:08 > 0:19:09No.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15And yet this morning when you came in...

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Whisky.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20On your own?

0:19:20 > 0:19:21With Phil.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26But when you weren't with Phil you didn't have a drink.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30You think I should leave him?

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I think...you need to ask yourself what he wants from you

0:19:34 > 0:19:37other than someone to get drunk with.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42And give him good grades?

0:19:47 > 0:19:5368998/6E.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yeah. Right, I'm in the process of replacing new for old

0:19:57 > 0:20:04and one of the new items that I've bought, an electronic tablet, is broken.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Someone flung open a door and it slipped from my hand.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Now, I just wanted to check that it is also covered.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Thank you.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh, it will be? Yeah...

0:20:15 > 0:20:18What? No. No, no?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21No, no, no, that can't be right.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22No.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25No, no, no... NO! Please, n...

0:20:25 > 0:20:27CAR ALARM

0:20:30 > 0:20:32No... NO!

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Easy does it, lads.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35What the hell are you doing?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38I put it there because Julia had left.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39So, what are you going to do now?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- What?- She's back. - Well, I'll have to move it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Not with a clamp on it. - So, take it off.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Are you going to or shall I? - You'll have to move me first.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Don't tempt me!

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- And them.- Listen to me...- Guys, what's going on?- He's CLAMPED me!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Any means necessary.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58How's she going to get her space now?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- He does have a point. - So, take it off.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Now!- Would you like me to have the clamp removed, Julia?

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Yes, I would, thank you. - Well, since you ask so nicely.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Things were getting ugly. Lucky for him you turned up when you did.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Why, what would you have done? - When emotional restraint is lacking, there's always the physical!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15All part of the security business.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Very brave in front of your henchmen!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Heston, what exactly is going on here?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20I'll tell you what's going on.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23The alarm on my house has not been serviced for 12 months,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26so, despite the insurance company religiously taking the premium,

0:21:26 > 0:21:27I'm not covered!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29All the electrical gadgets I bought they won't pay for.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31THAT is what's going on! Now, on top of that...

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- It'll all be in the policy document. - What?!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36The stipulation to service the alarm.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37All part of the security business.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40As far as taking the clamp off, guys, it'll cost you £80.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Come here you little oik! - Heston! No, no! No, no.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Please, please, just go inside. Just go inside, please.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I am so sorry, Barry, he's been under a lot of pressure.

0:21:49 > 0:21:54I appreciate your loyalty, Julia, it's a trait that I admire

0:21:54 > 0:21:59but, to avoid embarrassment, there's nothing you can do or say to stop me putting in a written complaint.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, right.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Oh, dear, that is a shame, isn't it?

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Erm...

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Barry, I was wondering if your offer was still open.

0:22:12 > 0:22:17Whether... Not now, obviously, sometime in the future,

0:22:17 > 0:22:20when I'm not so busy and there's...

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Well, I just thought maybe you can...

0:22:23 > 0:22:27WE could go out and have a coffee or something.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31That's tremendous!

0:22:31 > 0:22:34A real breakthrough!

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Looks, personality, spatial awareness -

0:22:39 > 0:22:42you've got so much going for you.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Everyone feels unattractive sometimes.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49You think you're not worth going out with, but you are.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I'm just glad it was me who made you see it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I don't know what to say.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Don't say anything...

0:22:59 > 0:23:01save it for our date.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Just a quiet word in Heston's ear.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Yes, of course.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I'll get that off for you now. No charge.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Thank you.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Rach.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Be strong.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- There's something I have to say... - Me too.- I...

0:23:26 > 0:23:31If you had've been pregnant, I'd have jacked in uni and got a job.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32What?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Rachel?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37We CAN be together.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40You can take the job, it'll be our secret.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I love you, Rach.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I love you, too.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01And look on the bright side,

0:24:01 > 0:24:04if you're not pregnant we can have a drink!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08And about my essay, maybe I can make a few changes

0:24:08 > 0:24:10before you submit the mark.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Rach?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Can I have that list?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27What's this?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30A list of reasons I don't think we should be together.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35You're blaming me for your drink problem?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38I just think it would better...

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Fine.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Maybe I'll call the Dean.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44And tell him what?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46That you've been trying to sleep your way to a good grade?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- That SHE'S been abusing her position.- And what is it that you've been doing?

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Using what I've got. - Not brains, evidently.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00If you mark me down because of this...

0:25:00 > 0:25:01I won't.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Don't worry, I think you'll get PRECISELY what you deserve.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Come on, mate.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Are you OK?

0:25:10 > 0:25:15- I think I'm going to be sick. - You can come and see me if you...

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Everything all right?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Yeah, everything's fine.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Well, he's gone.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Welcome back to the world of work.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- You know, I haven't given him a single thought.- What?

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Joe. For the last 15 minutes I haven't thought about him once.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Good. And?

0:25:34 > 0:25:38And...I'm not worried.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41You're right. Aliona is great.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43And children are a blessing.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Oh, no, no, no! That two-bit traffic warden

0:25:46 > 0:25:49is going to rue the day he spoke like that to me.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Er, Mr Darnborough?- Hi.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Thanks, lads.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Let me take those for you, Julia. - Oh, thank you very much, Barry.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08How sweet(!)

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Hey!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Have you got any idea what I've just had to do to get you off the hook?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, I think you'll make a lovely couple(!)

0:26:17 > 0:26:20You know what, Heston, I've had just about enough of this.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Now, you go home and have the day off tomorrow

0:26:23 > 0:26:26and do not come back until you are in a better mood.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Fine! I will.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45We need to talk

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Not now, I'll give you a call at lunchtime.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50I'm handing in my notice.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51He knew my name, he's going to report me!

0:26:51 > 0:26:56- If you knew about the treatment... - I'm not scared of the cure...

0:26:56 > 0:26:57I just don't want it.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Give us your wallet.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00And what if I say no?

0:27:02 > 0:27:04How can I be a lesbian after all this time?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

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