A Parent Thing

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0:01:02 > 0:01:03DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Here she comes.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Hiya. - Oh, Karen, what a relief.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- What's up? - The electric's off - faulty wiring.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Dick was fiddling with the junction box over the weekend, now we've got no power.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Engineer says it's going to take all day to put it right.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23What're you doing standing there? Come on in.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25It'll be lovely to have some kiddies around the place.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Alfie, stop wiping your nose on Abi's coat.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Fancy grabbing some lunch?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39No, thanks, it's my half day working, but I've got to get to work, if you get what I mean.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Come again? - Telesales stuff.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I've got to get in a good few hours, but my neighbours are a nightmare,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47so it'll be like trying to find a quiet corner in a drum.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Haven't you got your own room? - Yeah, plus the signal's rubbish.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Kev?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54What?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Your place is empty.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- So? - Don't make me beg.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I've still got a set from when I stayed.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Are you OK?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Does it feel cold in here to you?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Maybe you're coming down with something.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Yeah, maybe.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16I'd better get a move on. Thanks, Kev.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Headache? Sore throat?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I'm fine, I just need to start wearing thermals.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28You need sand, sea and sun. Get her to take you to Spain with her.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- When are you off? - This time tomorrow.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31It's all right for some.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36How did you get on over the weekend?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Not great. I didn't sleep much.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Why don't you go home early - get some rest?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Because I don't want to be on my own.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47You can't carry on like this, you're going to make yourself ill,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50and lack of sleep causes hallucinations.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51I wasn't hallucinating.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Your mind can play tricks...

0:02:53 > 0:02:58I know what I saw, it was real, and if you don't believe me, read this.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Cherry...- I went on the internet, cos I wanted to see if anyone had been through the same as me.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07I found that article written by Gregor Trask, he's local.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10He knows the area, and there's been paranormal activity near to where I live.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Paranormal...you're joking?!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16That's a typical response from someone who isn't receptive.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17And you are(?)

0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's easy to mock something that you don't understand.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Just read it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:36# Oh, the grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men

0:03:36 > 0:03:38# He marched them up to the top of the hill

0:03:38 > 0:03:39# And he marched them down again

0:03:41 > 0:03:43# When they were up they were up

0:03:43 > 0:03:45# And when they were down they were down

0:03:45 > 0:03:47# And when they were only halfway up

0:03:47 > 0:03:49# They were neither up nor down. #

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Oh, OK.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh, come on then. Yes.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Let's cover teddy up, shall we?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Let's make him snug as a bug in a rug.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04This is really good of you, Karen. If you hadn't stepped in,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'd have had to call their parents and get them picked up.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09We couldn't have that, could we?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Not with your Auntie Karen only around the corner.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17This used to be my Immogen's teddy.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19She didn't want any dolls.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Nor did my Dee.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24She used to love to hang around with her dad and strip a car.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26They grow up so fast.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Now Dee's at Uni, I'm thankful for the child-minding.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30But they can be a right handful,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33but you love a good old cuddle with your Auntie Bev, don't you?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35No, no, no, no, no.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Give me... Give it to Auntie Karen. That's it.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Just give it to your Auntie Karen. That's good. No. Come on.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Good lad. Lovely. Go and sit down.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47You need eyes in the back of your head.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- What's he doing with my flowers? - Flowers?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh, Alfie, love, no.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Have you eaten those?

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- You have, haven't you? Are they poisonous?- I don't know.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I better get him to A&E and get him checked out.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- It's OK. You go. I'll take care of these.- You sure?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Yeah. - Oh, you're a real gem, really?- Yeah.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Right. OK.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Who fancies having a quiet time with Auntie Karen?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20No? OK.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I know it's someone's birthday today.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Me! Me! Me! - Is it yours?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Come on then. Let's make a cake!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Shall we? Come on. Roll your sleeves up. Let's get baking.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37TV: 'Over recent months, there have been many incidences

0:05:37 > 0:05:40'of paranormal activity in the local Letherbridge area.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43'In particular, on the site of the old workhouse for the poor

0:05:43 > 0:05:45'on Brinkwell Road.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50'Many workers died there, and were buried in the unconsecrated grounds.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52'Demolition work began last year.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56'Several unexplained sightings have been reported,

0:05:56 > 0:06:00'notably that of a young girl wearing what appears to be

0:06:00 > 0:06:03'a long brown dress, shawl and bonnet.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06'Some residents have seen sightings,

0:06:06 > 0:06:09'but they are reluctant to come forward.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10'Only...'

0:06:14 > 0:06:16And you, look at yours.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Do you think it's ready to go in the tin?- Yeah.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Oww, who can that be?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hi. Sorry to bother you, but I saw the note on Bev's door.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Is Samuel here, I'm his mum.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I'm Karen, I'm just helping Bev out.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Do you want to come in? We're just in the kitchen.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Hello, sweetheart, can Mummy have a cuddle?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Hey!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, let me get that... Sorry.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Don't worry about it. It's fine, really.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59We're in a bit of a hurry, have you got his coat?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Coat. Coat. I think Bev maybe left it at her place.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05She's at the hospital.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08One of the little ones took a liking to my carnations.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09She won't be long.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's all right, he can do without it,

0:07:11 > 0:07:13we've only got to walk to the car.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Does Bev know you're picking him up?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I don't need Bev's permission to pick up my own son.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22I'm not saying you do, it's just he's my responsibility,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24and I wouldn't feel right just...

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Could you...? Could you just hang on a second and I'll give Bev a call?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30No, I've already said, I haven't got time.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34I'm telling you that you're not taking him anywhere, OK,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36until I speak to Bev first.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Carry on making your cake.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00PHONE RINGS

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Speaking.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Really?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I see.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19So you've been a very, very naughty boy...

0:08:20 > 0:08:23..and naughty boys must be punished.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I say you need a good spanking.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Bend over.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I said, "Bend over."

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Did that hurt?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Is your bottom stinging?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Good.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yes, until next time. Bye.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Four today. Wow! You Mummy's big boy?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Hmm?

0:09:04 > 0:09:05I've got you lots of presents.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Um... The phone's off, so I've left a message.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10We've got to get going.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14I'm taking Sam for a special birthday tea. I'll call Bev later.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15I'm sorry, but...

0:09:15 > 0:09:16DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Ah... Hopefully that's Bev.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Don't you worry, you're coming with Mummy.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Bev about? Yes...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28What's she doing here?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30He's as much mine as yours, and I'm taking him out,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33and you're not stopping me. I mean it, Vin.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34He's coming home with me.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39I'm sorry, but that little boy is not going anywhere,

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- not until Bev gets back. - But...- That's final.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Come on, let's wash our hands. Let's go upstairs.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47That's it.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Yay!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Shall I put this back?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59No, I left it for Mandy.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Hey. You're looking a bit peaky.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Why does everyone keep on saying that I look ill?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08- There's nothing wrong with me. - OK, OK.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Sorry, I just didn't sleep very well.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15It's the memory foam in that bed - it's lost its memory.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18You on a call out?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20No. I'm going to meet Daniel for lunch.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Mandy.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Mr Lynch.- Thank you.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And make sure you have some lunch - you're not taking care of yourself.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27That's your job, isn't it?

0:10:32 > 0:10:33I read that stuff you gave me.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40OK. So now do you believe me?

0:10:40 > 0:10:45That article...it was written by Gregor Trask, he's a patient here.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49He's got mental health issues - paranoia, delusions...

0:10:49 > 0:10:51What if he's right?

0:10:51 > 0:10:55No. No. No. You just want him to be right,

0:10:55 > 0:11:00because it validates what you think you saw. It wasn't real.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01No.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Think about it, you're half asleep, half awake,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09you have these vivid dreams.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Like that stuff on Friday, it feels real, but it's not.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17So why's it happening to me?

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Cos you've got a lot on your mind.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Why don't you take a bit of the pressure off,

0:11:25 > 0:11:26and delay having a baby.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Are you saying that I'm not fit to have a baby?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- So, why're you here? - To see my son.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You've got no right seeing him without my say-so.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Who do think you are?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I'm his father, and you walked out on us, remember?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46I think you should both leave.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Where's Samuel, we're going.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51No. I'm taking him for a birthday treat, and you're not stopping me.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Listen, he's in my charge,

0:11:53 > 0:11:56and I don't know who either of you are from Adam,

0:11:56 > 0:11:58so you're not taking him, OK?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01And who are you? Beverley's supposed to be looking after my son.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Where is she? - She's...- Don't start picking on her.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05What're you doing, letting her in?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07What kind of father won't let a mother see her son?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09The kind of father whose wife walked out on him.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12"Walked out"? "Walked out" he says.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15It was a job relocation, Leeds, I'm a software analyst.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Better house, better money, better everything.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22But this stick-in-the-mud doesn't want to move more than two streets away from his family.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26What about me, my job? All you think about is yourself.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- I earn more in a day than he does in a week.- Rub it in.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I've never thrown it in your face, but it is fact.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32I'm the breadwinner.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35And what I was offered was the opportunity of a lifetime.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39For you maybe, but what about me, what about what I want?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Excuse me, can you two hear yourselves?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44"I want, you want, he wants, she wants."

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I've got to go and look after those kids.

0:12:46 > 0:12:52So you...make yourselves a cup of tea, talk like grown-ups.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Mine's milk with no sugar.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03More, more, give me more, tiger.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Yes, yes, oh, yes.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Oh, you know just what I want.

0:13:10 > 0:13:16Oh, you do it so good! Yes, yes.

0:13:16 > 0:13:23More, give me more more! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Yeah, same time next week. Bye.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32SHE GASPS

0:13:39 > 0:13:42MAN GROANS BEHIND CURTAIN

0:13:47 > 0:13:49MAN CONTINUES TO GROAN

0:13:51 > 0:13:53MAN CHOKES

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Whoa! Yeah...um...

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Heston, I'm so sorry. I thought you were...

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I was what?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Nothing. I'm just being silly.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm such an idiot.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Go on.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Just recently,

0:14:20 > 0:14:25I keep on thinking that I'm seeing things out the corner of my eye,

0:14:25 > 0:14:28like a poltergeist or some sort of spirit,

0:14:28 > 0:14:32and now I am actually hearing myself saying it...

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- ..I really sound like an idiot. - Well...

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I can't believe I was actually going to call that crackpot,

0:14:39 > 0:14:43talk about UFOs and burial sites. I mean, how ridiculous is that?!

0:14:48 > 0:14:49I miss Simon.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I once saw Elvis in a surgical sluice room.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Elvis?

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Quiff, sequins, guitar - the whole caboodle.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I was tired, it was very late.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I'd just come out of surgery, a patient had died on the table,

0:15:08 > 0:15:10my father wasn't very well...

0:15:12 > 0:15:16In those situations, the mind can play tricks.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Stress.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Yes.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25You know what to do.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Are you shocked?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35When you said "telesales",

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I thought you meant something like double glazing or insurance,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40but, hey, - whatever tickles your pickle.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42It doesn't tickle anything, it pays the bills.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Just make sure Howard doesn't find out.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46He was one of my first callers.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48SHE LAUGHS

0:15:49 > 0:15:52All my callers feel better after I've spoken to them.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55I wish I could say the same for all my patients.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57PHONE RINGS

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Hello.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03This is Kevina, what can I do for you?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06You're into what?

0:16:13 > 0:16:18Yeah... Yeah, put it on.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22OK. Yeah.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Mustard, that's right.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Mustard.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36SHE MOANS WITH PLEASURE

0:16:45 > 0:16:48SHE MOANS WITH PLEASURE

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Kerching!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Sammy did this.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01I think he's got real talent.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Must've got it from me.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Let's hope he hasn't got your stubbornness.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Compared to you, I'm a pushover.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12I can't remember the last time you admitted to being wrong about...anything.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17If you think I'm going to back down about wanting a better life for us, forget it.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20For "us"? What "us", Della?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Me and your son are here, and you're in Leeds.

0:17:26 > 0:17:31Oh... Us being apart, that isn't what I wanted,

0:17:31 > 0:17:32that's not what I had planned.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37You make so many plans. I'm not your little lap dog.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38You might be the big I am at work,

0:17:38 > 0:17:41but when it comes to home, it's got to be 50-50.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43You've suddenly got a lot to say for yourself.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44And about time.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46All right, I'm bossy, I know that,

0:17:46 > 0:17:53but...if I'd known this would... I would never have taken that job.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Do you mean that?

0:18:00 > 0:18:05Look, I'm...I'm sorry for not letting you see Sammy.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Where do we go from here?

0:18:10 > 0:18:11The cake!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh...

0:18:15 > 0:18:17DOORBELL RINGS

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Argh!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Hi. Come on in. Come on.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30The doctor said he's fine.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32The flower bit of the carnation is OK,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35it's the leaves and stems he was more concerned about,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38but Alfie said he hadn't eaten them, didn't you, poppet?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40He's got discerning taste.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42You've been an absolute godsend.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I hope they've not running you ragged?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Have you been running your Auntie Karen ragged, children?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49No, they've been as good as gold.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50All right, Bev?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Hello, love. Oh, hi, are you two...?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55No. Not exactly. We're just...

0:18:55 > 0:18:59So you found us then? Electric's off, I didn't know what else to do,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02but it's being fixed, so it will all back to normal tomorrow.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03I am sorry.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Not to worry. Anyway...we're off.

0:19:07 > 0:19:14Come on, Sammy, we're going for a special birthday tea with Daddy...

0:19:14 > 0:19:15and Mummy.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Thanks, Kev, for lending me this place.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- I'd never have got through all those calls otherwise.- Any time.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29And you don't mind that I'm using it for...?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Makes no odds to me.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32PHONE RINGS

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Hi.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Yeah, that's me.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38What can I do for you?

0:19:41 > 0:19:42What did you say?

0:19:43 > 0:19:47(SPEAKER) You heard. I'm paying for this call, so listen to me.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You'll do as you're told, and do what I want.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Get lost.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54I know where you live.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- I'm going to get you... - You're not going to do anything,

0:19:58 > 0:20:00cos I'm going to trace who you are, and then I'll come round

0:20:00 > 0:20:03and tell your wife what a dirty, disgusting old man she's got.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06So put it back in your pants and take a cold shower.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I suppose I've got to expect that kind of call every so often.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Jas...

0:20:12 > 0:20:13I'll have to get used to it.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15What else can I do? I need the money.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I've got bills to pay...

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Then come back with me and forget the rent.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I pay my own way.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24You can do my washing.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'd rather talk to the pervs.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32I could phone....no, forget it.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Could what? - Call my ex, stupid idea, forget it.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37He owes you money?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Let's not go there, eh?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42That's it, then. You're moving back in with me. End of.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Oliver says I should try and get more exercise.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50He says the endorphins will do me good.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Healthy body, healthy mind.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Sometimes some of the crap we spout to the patients

0:20:55 > 0:20:56does actually works.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00You'll be proud of me.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I've cleaned the house from top to bottom.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05You sure you're OK, mate? What's Oliver done to you?

0:21:06 > 0:21:10He says I should go to my GP, get some antidepressants.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Have you?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15I haven't taken any yet.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Why not?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oliver knows what he's talking about

0:21:23 > 0:21:25and if he thinks they're going to do you good...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27I don't want propping up with pills.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31So it's OK for the patients to take them,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- but you're above taking them? - Course not.

0:21:35 > 0:21:41It's just like owning up to the fact that you can't do it yourself.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Is it really so bad?

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Oliver says I hid my emotions too much. During the IVF,

0:21:48 > 0:21:50all the stress,

0:21:50 > 0:21:53but it was ten times worse for Zara, so how could I...

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Could you imagine her reaction

0:21:56 > 0:21:58if I'd started blubbing on her shoulder?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00She might've surprised you.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Yeah, with a right hook.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08I had no idea having a child would be so stressful.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Me neither.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14Me and Cherry, we're trying.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Come on. You can do better than that.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Oh!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33What you said to me earlier...

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Listen, I don't want you to think that I was...

0:22:36 > 0:22:41You were being truthful. And you're right, all this paranormal stuff.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I need to get a grip.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46It's weird or what?

0:22:46 > 0:22:51I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so blunt about you trying for a baby.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53It's fine.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'm not even trying.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03That's brilliant news, fantastic.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I hope it goes well for you, I really do.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Thanks. Thanks you. We haven't hit the jackpot yet.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You been trying long?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Long enough to make you wonder if it's ever going to happen.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16You just assume it's going to happen first time, don't you?

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Early days, mate.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Yeah, I hope so.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30You've been lying to Jimmi about trying for a baby?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35We have been trying, I just haven't stopped taking the pill.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40First the affair, now this.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42How cruel can you be to him?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Mand, it's like you said, I'm not ready.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48But why would you lie to him about something like this?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Jimmi is desperate to have a baby,

0:23:50 > 0:23:52and I really don't want to let him down.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Think about how disappointed he's going to be

0:23:54 > 0:23:56when he finds out you've been deceiving him?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58He won't.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04How long do you intend to keep this up for?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Bye. Bye, bye.

0:25:30 > 0:25:35So...you're trying for a baby.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Leave me alone.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42After what happened between us, do you think that's a good idea?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44It's none of your business.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I don't want you to hurt him.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48That's rich.

0:25:49 > 0:25:54It's such a cliche, having a baby to fix a marriage?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57What do you know about marriage?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Everything that's happened to you, you've brought on yourself,

0:26:00 > 0:26:02so don't you dare try laying your guilt on me.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06- You're right, I deserved what I got. - Get out of my way.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08What I did was unforgivable.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10I was looking for some sort of a distraction,

0:26:10 > 0:26:12a self-destruct button, if you like.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Is this the psycho babble Oliver feeds you?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17I've had a lot of time to think about what I did,

0:26:17 > 0:26:19the consequences. How about you?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Of course I have.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I know I was genuinely ill.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27What's your excuse?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Whoa! Steady!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Good heavens, he's not a sack of potatoes.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45By the way, does Kevin know about your sideline?

0:26:45 > 0:26:50Yup! He even offered a couple of suggestions at one point.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51What's wrong with that?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Nothing. It's great you can be so frank with each other.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56You know, don't you?

0:26:56 > 0:26:57What?

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