0:00:33 > 0:00:35PHONE BEEPS
0:00:43 > 0:00:45LAPTOP BEEPS
0:00:58 > 0:01:01What's going on? What's with the six missed calls, yo?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Hope I didn't wake you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Nah, I had enough scary dreams.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Traumatic.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Tell me about it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Do you want do something today?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14What time is it?
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Nah - I gotta meet someone.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Who?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Who you meeting?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25No-one.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27So...what...is it like a date?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37What's with the fly-posting?
0:01:37 > 0:01:42The library is going to shut down unless it can sign up new members.
0:01:42 > 0:01:48The church group has elected me to organise a last event to save it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And the silver fox?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54He's not a "silver fox", he's a well-respected historian.
0:01:55 > 0:02:01Quite clever advertising, I suppose. The Letherbridge ladies will love him.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Not everyone thinks like that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Some of them might respect him for his intellect or his wit.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Oh, loosen up a bit, Mrs Tembe!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14This is a very serious matter.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15What is?
0:02:15 > 0:02:20Mrs Tembe's invited an intellectual stud to her save-the-library event.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, have you?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24He's going to be doing a talk on medieval history.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Sounds interesting.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Really?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31You are more than welcome to attend. You, Dr Carter.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Not you.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34PHONE RINGS
0:02:35 > 0:02:38The Mill Health Centre. How may I help you?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yes, this is she.
0:02:43 > 0:02:49Oh? What? Really? Y-Yes. Of course. Eleven o'clock?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Of course.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08What is it?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's some new cream. It's got a "miracle" ingredient in it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12It works really fast apparently.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Where'd you get it?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Me and Aamina ordered it on the internet.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18But you've got loads of creams already.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yeah, but this one's better.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24You don't even need it, Meera. You're light enough.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25There's no such thing.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27And maybe you should think about using it.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's not for me.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Don't turn your nose up at it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I'm not, I just don't feel the need.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Then guys probably won't feel the need to ask you out.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Wait - I bagsied the bathroom!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43No, I got here first.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- But I need to get ready. - For what?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46None of your business.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Then I've got the bathroom first.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Fine. I'm meeting up with someone.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Someone?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Someone - now let me...
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Who?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- What? - Tell me who you're meeting!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- No. - Suit yourself.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Whatever. Have it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Look - we're really pushed today - it's already filling up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I only need a little extra time.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You've already got half a day off!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12But this is an emergency.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14What kind of emergency?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Mr Garvey has asked to see me before the event.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Well, he should have asked you earlier.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23He is already on his way - I do not want to leave him on his own.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Are you telling me this has got nothing to do with the fact
0:04:26 > 0:04:28that he's a little bit of a fox?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Of course not!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33P-Please.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36This is the library's last chance to attract new members.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40I know he's going to help us and he's doing us a huge favour!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43If you let me go, you - yes, you -
0:04:43 > 0:04:47will also be saving the library,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49indirectly...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Oh, all right. If you promise me one thing.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53What's that?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Loosen up a bit, will you?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Thank you.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Hey, isn't that mine?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Oh, come on, Meera, please. I've got nothing to wear.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- So? - Well, it's important.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Why?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- It just is. - All right. Fine.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25But you can't wear it with those - you need black shoes or something.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Yes! You're the best! OK.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32PHONE BEEPS
0:05:37 > 0:05:38How about these?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Yeah. Whatever.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49PHONE RINGS
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hey, Aamina.
0:05:58 > 0:06:05Nah, I haven't used it yet... I'm going to do it later... What, why not?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10What kind of rash?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Well, have you washed it off yet?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16So, you're just a bit red?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20OK. Let me know how it goes, yeah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49It doesn't look right, does it?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You look good.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Really?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Yeah. Well, the outfit does.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58What do you mean?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02So you're meeting someone exciting, right?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yeah. I guess so.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06So, it's like a date?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08It's someone who you've got to impress.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Well...yeah.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Well, maybe you need something extra.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16No, Meera.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Who's had more success with guys, me or you?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22And none of the guys I know would dream about getting with
0:07:22 > 0:07:24a girl as dark as you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Really?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Look at Bhavin, all his girlfriends have been light-skinned.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Well, that doesn't mean he's not attracted to dark-skinned girls.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34That's not what he told me.
0:07:35 > 0:07:41So, it'll make me a little bit lighter...straight away?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Hi, you're Mrs Tembe? I'm Robyn Garvey.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07See you later.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21You are not the Robin I am meeting.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Well, yes, I am actually. It's quite a funny story.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29I am supposed to meeting Robin Garvey, the author.
0:08:29 > 0:08:35My name is Robyn Garvey and I am also an author.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37What kind of trickery is this?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I'm sorry - I know you were expecting someone different, but let me explain.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Where is the real Robin Garvey?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44You called my agent.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48You must have got the wrong number. My agent obviously accepted the gig,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51but when I saw all the posters...well...
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh. T-There's been a mix-up.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59But the library...it will close down...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Hey, look. I have a large fan base here.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I've been tweeting all week about the event.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09But Robin Garvey was supposed to read an excerpt.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I can do that.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I have a new book. I'd love to read.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Really? That would be wonderful!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22The Duchess of Desire.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31But this...
0:09:33 > 0:09:36..this is erotic... Oh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Erotic-a.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Yo! I'm already here. Kinda early. Bit keen, I know.
0:09:45 > 0:09:51Look, I can't meet you today - don't ask why, I just can't.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Hi there.- Whoa.- Trouble in paradise?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Meera.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00What are you doing here?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Just passing through. Thought you were supposed to be meeting some girl?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Nah. Not any more.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09What happened?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I don't even know. But she's not coming.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Well, maybe it's a good thing.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You can hang out with me instead!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Come on, I'll buy you a coffee.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I don't know. I don't really feel like it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I'm not letting you sit here depressed. Come on!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33This is disgusting. I cannot allow you to read this.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37It's not disgusting. It's erotic and sensual.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I have a lot of readers, you know.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Well, they are depraved. How can they read this?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43How can you write this?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I seem to spend most of my life defending myself
0:10:46 > 0:10:48to book snobs like you, Mrs Tembe.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50People enjoy it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Sex is a beautiful part of life that should be enjoyed and celebrated,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57not looked down upon and spat at.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01But it does not need to be celebrated in a public arena!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04People are a lot more open-minded than you think,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07less...conservative.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10We all have these emotions, so why not be proud of them?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Have you ever even tried reading one?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Of course not!- Shh!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16So, how could you ever know?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Never judge a book by its cover, yada yada yada...
0:11:21 > 0:11:24I'm going to have to read it to them myself.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Mrs Tembe, I have a lot of local fans planning on coming
0:11:28 > 0:11:32today and I'm not sure how they'll react to economic history.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35How do you know they're all here to see you?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39The real Robin Garvey has many fans too, you know.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Excuse me.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, hello. Please. Welcome. Please sit down.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51She was fine when I spoke to her last night.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54What could I have done wrong between last night and now?
0:11:54 > 0:11:59Maybe it's not you. Maybe she just decided that you're not right together.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I finally find a girl I proper like...and she decides I'm not for her.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07What do you mean you "finally" found a girl you like?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Why won't you tell me who she is?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11It doesn't matter who she is...
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Why?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Look, she's just different.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18She's just different to the rest of the girls at college.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21She seems...cooler with who she is.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Am I not cool with who I am?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24What? Am I not?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yeah, yeah, course you are.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You really don't want to talk about this, do you?
0:12:33 > 0:12:38Thanks for being here, though. You're...you're cool, Meera.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41For listening when you didn't need to.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Woah!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Meera.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50What?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54I don't like you like that.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I didn't want to give you the wrong impression.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58I've got to go.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11'This is CJ, sorry I can't get to the phone. Leave a message.'
0:13:15 > 0:13:16CJ?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18SOBBING
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Look at me...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28OK. OK, we can fix this.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Meera, it's burning! It's burning all over.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32I need to see someone.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- You can't. - Why not?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's illegal. The cream was illegal.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37What?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Let's just get you in the shower.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Get off me! Don't touch me!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Then get in the shower before this does any more harm!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48You did this. This is all your fault.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Let's just wash this off then I'll take you to the doctor.
0:13:55 > 0:14:01Hello, everyone and thank you all for coming.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05It's wonderful to see so many new faces here at Letherbridge Library.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Now...
0:14:06 > 0:14:10as you know, the library faces closure,
0:14:10 > 0:14:14and the only way to stop that is to sign up new members.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Unfortunately, there has been a slight problem.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Due to a misunderstanding,
0:14:23 > 0:14:28Mr Robin Garvey will not be able to read to you today.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31GENERAL CHATTER
0:14:31 > 0:14:38In his place, I will be reading from his masterpiece,
0:14:38 > 0:14:43The Unabridged Economic History of Medieval Britain.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Thank you.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57"The interesting dynamic between feudalism and manorialism is
0:14:57 > 0:15:03"what characterises 15th century economic history most distinctively.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08"Manorialism was the social system of peasants
0:15:08 > 0:15:13"whereby they were financially dependent on their lord..."
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Isn't that Robyn Garvey?!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16"..and their lord's land..."
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Yeah, I think it is. Why isn't she doing the reading?
0:15:19 > 0:15:24"The most important economic treaty that revolutionised..."
0:15:24 > 0:15:25A moisturiser?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29It was a new one. Maybe I'm allergic?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32But they look like burns.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34She's got very sensitive skin.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I need to know what you've used, before I can treat you.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Anything you can tell me about it?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46We got it on the internet. It had some miracle ingredient.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Ow!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49He needs to know.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51And when did you apply it?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52This morning.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54This morning. Just once?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Yes.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58So, it's very strong cream, then.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Did this...
0:16:01 > 0:16:07did this "miracle cream" have any skin-lightening effect?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09No.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Cos now is the time to tell me if it did.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Some of those creams can have mercury in them.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17It could poison you, or your skin could be badly scarred.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Is it treatable?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- CJ! - Yes, it's treatable, but...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22PHONE RINGS
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Why is Bhavin calling you?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I don't know. That's weird...
0:16:28 > 0:16:31How does he even have your number?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I met him at Aamina's party.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Do you know how serious this is?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I saw him earlier.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38We hung out for a bit.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40He tried it on with me actually...
0:16:40 > 0:16:41He did what?!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Why do you care? - You knew. How did you know?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Did you really think you could hide it from me?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You knew I was seeing him...when you gave me the cream...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Can we get back to the matter in hand?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- No. I didn't know that you were... - You knew...and you did it on purpose!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You did it on purpose because you were jealous!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Did what on purpose?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01You knew I liked him!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03So you admit it!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You wanted this. Fine.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, you can deal with the consequences.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10What's going on here?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Meera. It was a skin bleach, wasn't it?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Yes.- Right. We need to get her to the hospital.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Hospital?- You have no idea what you've done, do you?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I thought it was just going to give her a few spots,
0:17:26 > 0:17:27a bit of a rash, nothing like this!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29We need to find her...now.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37"Within the former Roman province lay illusions of imperial grandeur."
0:17:37 > 0:17:39CHANTING: Robyn, Robyn, Robyn!
0:17:39 > 0:17:43"The forts were crumbling, the walls decayed.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48"Trade dwindled and former mass-producing industries collapsed.
0:17:48 > 0:17:54"The most interesting part of the treasury's yearly budget was..."
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Mrs Tembe, people are getting a little bit agitated.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Why don't you just let her read?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03She cannot. You do not understand...it's not right...
0:18:03 > 0:18:05If that's what they want
0:18:05 > 0:18:08and you're trying to sign new readers - what's the harm?
0:18:09 > 0:18:10All right.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Thank you. Thank you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Ladies and gentlemen.
0:18:19 > 0:18:27Miss Robyn Garvey will read from her new novel The Duchess of Desire!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29APPLAUSE
0:18:39 > 0:18:40CJ?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43CJ?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49CJ - please just come out.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52CJ, it's Dr Clay.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Meera has told me about the cream you've used.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58You need to come out so we can get you to a hospital as soon as we can.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm not coming out.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02I need the cream.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06CJ, come on. Open the door. We need to get you to hospital.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Here it is.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Do you know how dangerous this is?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I didn't know it was going to be this bad.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22CJ, please, I'm sorry. Please don't do this.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27You did this, Meera. It's your fault.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31CJ, you sound breathless - are you having trouble breathing?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34It hurts!
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I need to examine her NOW.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39CJ, please. I'm sorry.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I'm going to have to break the door down.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Please, just give me a minute.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Bhavin, look, I'm so sorry about earlier.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55I shouldn't have acted the way I did, but please, I need your help.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57It's CJ. She's hurt.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58What? What's happened?
0:19:58 > 0:20:03Hold on a minute. CJ, listen to me.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Bhavin's on the phone. I need to say something to you.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Both of you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11CJ's in there because I hurt her today.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14I did something unforgivable.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15I told her to bleach her skin.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17What?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I was jealous.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I persuaded her she needed to change herself.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25She's beautiful as she is.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26CJ, please come out.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I don't care what's happened,
0:20:29 > 0:20:32how crazy you look. I just want you to be safe.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I just need you to be all right. Please, come out.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38CJ, open the door. We need to get you to hospital.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Go call an ambulance.
0:20:48 > 0:20:54He saw her bathing by the lake, her skin luminous in the moonlight.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57He imagined what it would be like to taste her sweet,
0:20:57 > 0:21:02intoxicating kiss. Sir Robert moved towards her,
0:21:02 > 0:21:06her curves arousing him with every step.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09He drew closer, unable to stop himself,
0:21:09 > 0:21:14unable to contain his throbbing desire, his yearning manhood.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16SHE COUGHS
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Please could you...?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21No, I could not.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Please, they'll be so disappointed.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26SHE COUGHS
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Are you asthmatic?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34COUGHING CONTINUES
0:21:36 > 0:21:39You really should carry an inhaler.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40I usually do - I'll be fine.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Are you sure about that?
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Sir Robert's arms wrapped around her and he tugged her against him.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51She leaned into his hard, warm body,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53relishing the sensation of his big...
0:21:56 > 0:21:58..his...big...
0:22:01 > 0:22:04..hands. His big hands.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10She felt a release like nothing before,
0:22:10 > 0:22:13as the pleasure flowed through her.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16She thought that this could be it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18How long have you been asthmatic?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21About three, maybe four minutes.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, you're a naughty woman.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Would you expect anything less?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Gabriella sighed as she began to ride his...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36..his...horse.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39His horse.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43And they got married in a beautiful church
0:22:43 > 0:22:44and lived happily ever after.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46The end.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49APPLAUSE
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Well, Mrs Tembe, you did it!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03The library's got some new readers.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Maybe not the readers you were looking for, but you should be
0:23:06 > 0:23:07proud of yourself.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I can't believe what I did in front of the church group.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Mrs Tembe, embarrassment fades. Look around you.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18This place could be turned into an office block,
0:23:18 > 0:23:20a multiplex shopping centre.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24But because of you, it's one step nearer to being saved.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26A place of education and enjoyment.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28You did what you had to do.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33And Miss Garvey? Is she all right?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Oh, yes. She's all right. Quite a little prankster, isn't she?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40What do you mean?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43That wasn't a real asthma attack.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48You should be ashamed!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Oh, I thought we were over this.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52You fooled me. You lied.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55The coughing fit? Yes...true.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I did not have to do that...that humiliating reading!
0:23:59 > 0:24:03No, you didn't...but wasn't it fun?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28I can't just forgive you like that.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Neither can I.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32I didn't know you liked him.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34He was my friend way before you knew him.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Why does that matter?
0:24:36 > 0:24:41It's not your fault. It just hurts that it's you.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44When I saw him earlier I realised that...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46there was nothing that I could do to change myself.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51No way that I could make him change his mind and pick me.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I shouldn't have listened to you.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I never even thought about it, until I heard you going on.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01"All the guys like fair girls, make-up looks prettier on fair girls..."
0:25:01 > 0:25:02I was wrong.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Are you OK?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I think so.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You look...
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Like Freddy Krueger, I know. I'm sorry about earlier.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I couldn't let you see me like this.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17You should have just told me.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I don't care what you look like.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I would have come and helped you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24I've got to go.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27So, I'll see you there?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Meera! Get in.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Really?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Yeah. I might not forgive you now, but we can work on in it.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46She's going to be OK, right?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Yeah, she should be. It looks like it's an allergic reaction.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53She's still going to be pretty though, right?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34That is a very distinctive badge you are wearing.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35You want to hear it?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38BADGE PLAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Very tasteful.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42HE GROANS
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- What seems to be the problem? - Are you kidding?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Are you experiencing back pain?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Are you actually a doctor?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51If you just drop your trousers and let's take a look.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Dr Clay?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd