The Collectors

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0:00:27 > 0:00:29Can't one of the others do it?

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Well, she's a liability.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Of course I've talked to her. She keeps messing with the radio.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I resent having to babysit some know-nothing

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Girl Guide who's never even...

0:00:40 > 0:00:43MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by Abba

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Fine, but if she loses me my bonus she's walking home.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51# You are the dancing queen... #

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Everything OK, Mr Harris?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57It's just Harris, OK? No "mister".

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I've been doing this job twenty years.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Going on a course is no substitute for experience.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07You keep your head down and your gob shut.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10And we won't have a problem, capiche? Si.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12I mean...

0:01:13 > 0:01:14..yeah.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18ENGINE ROARS

0:01:19 > 0:01:21There's a funny little man under my desk.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Make sure you feed him. Anything else is just cruel.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28And my patients are going to find it funny too, being kept waiting?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Easy, tiger. He's only going to be a few minutes,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33and he'll have to do mine next. Has Zara been in touch?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34More photo's of Joe. He's standing.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36That's great, isn't it?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yeah.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Make mine a large one.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- What's up? - I'm calling my ex today.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I wish you'd tell me what the big deal is.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45You and Aran were inseparable at uni.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Well, whatever it is you've done, I'm sure he wouldn't want you

0:01:49 > 0:01:54living with cockroaches or doing sex chat lines for a living.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Never mind. Who's next?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06We're not done yet.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We're not going to break in?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Course not. That would be illegal.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19But if someone has been careless... We have the right to peaceful entry.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's about your size.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Unless you want to lift me?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30See, you've proved useful after all.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Argh! My back! Argh!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Mr Pixel, how long will you be doing whatever you are doing?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Is that five hours, five minutes...?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47I need to see a doctor.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Have you made an appointment?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51No. Sorry, I didn't plan on being in agony.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Then you will need to take a seat.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I'm not sitting with all that...argh!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Maybe it won't be as long as you think.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Ah. Mrs Tembe.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Wonderful, you have finished.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14That is a very distinctive badge you are wearing.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Oh. You want to hear it?

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- # Happy birthday to you... # - Very tasteful.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Look what you did, you clumsy idiot. - Dr Granger!

0:03:23 > 0:03:27What kind of incompetent moron are you? Blundering around smashing up

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- people's personal property? - I'm sorry, doctor. I...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Dr Granger, have you proof of these allegations?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33No-one else has been in there.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36What about the cleaner? Or Mr Bellamy?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I think you should get your facts straight before you start

0:03:39 > 0:03:42accusing somebody. Especially on their birthday...

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- DOOR SLAMS - I am so sorry.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Come on, Jas. How hard can it be?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Can I borrow you? There are some personal details missing off

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- staff registration forms.- Sure.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- How's it all going? - All going to plan.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Mr Darcus?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14So why did you become a bailiff?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Why not?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I so know what you mean.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Everyone else from uni went off to become social workers or

0:04:22 > 0:04:24teachers, but when I read about this,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I thought, "There's a career where I could really make a difference."

0:04:27 > 0:04:30These are real people with real problems. Without us they would

0:04:30 > 0:04:31keep spending money.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34We're like a wake-up call - sometimes literally.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Could you...stop talking?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42It's making my headache worse.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I thought it was your back?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45It moved.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Mrs Jurksaitis?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Do you want to hear it again?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- # Happy birthday to you... # - Right, next one!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Do you think we should buy Mr Pixel a birthday cake?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Who?

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Mr Pixel is installing the new phones with the intercom feature.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Doctors will no longer have to walk to reception to

0:05:11 > 0:05:12fetch their patients.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16I often learn more in that little walk than in the entire

0:05:16 > 0:05:17consultation itself.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Don't we have better things to spend our money on?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21The intercoms add value.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24This way doctors get to spend more time with their patients.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26We should have done it ages ago.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Actually we should have video phones in our rooms by now,

0:05:29 > 0:05:30and a computerised check-in.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32That all sounds very complicated to me.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's all right, Mrs Tembe.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37With a computerised system we won't need you anymore, so...

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What seems to be the problem? - Are you kidding?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Are you experiencing back pain?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Are you actually a doctor?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54OK, if you'd like to stand up, I'll have a look.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Argh.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Can you lean forward and touch your toes?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I need to assess your mobility.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Are you on any medication? - No.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14OK, take a seat.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19Seems to be muscular. I can prescribe you some painkillers, but

0:06:19 > 0:06:22the best thing you can do is rest up, don't do anything strenuous.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25No chance, I've got doors to bang on.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27You're a delivery man?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30No, I'm the fella who takes it all away again.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Right...well, no-one will particularly mind

0:06:32 > 0:06:35if you take a couple of days off.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36People have got deadlines they need to meet.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I can't have them thinking I'm going soft.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40There's no chance of that.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Painkillers?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Seriously. Stay home. Make some people happy.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Hello, is Aran there, please? - He doesn't live here anymore.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- He doesn't?- No. Sorry. - When did he move out?

0:07:08 > 0:07:13- About a month ago.- Do you have an address?- No, I don't.- Oh.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16OK.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- So what are you saving up for? - What?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You're worried about not getting your bonus.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm not worried. I never worry.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Do you have any idea how much money I've got in the bank?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Well, no.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I'm not like these idiots.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38I don't blow it on flash trainers or an expensive car I can't afford.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Maybe you could get something for your wife?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Or girlfriend?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Brothers and sisters maybe?

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I was thinking maybe I could do this one?- I don't think so.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54I came top of my class in role-play.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Don't mess it up.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Hi.- Robert Gartside?- That depends.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Does it?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Whether you're looking for me or my son? We have the same name.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Er...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24..which one of you owes us money?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Perhaps we could talk about this inside?

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Of course. Come in.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Would you like a cup of tea?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41- Yes, please.- No.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44No, thank you.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Do you mind if we ask a few questions?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- No telly? - Never watch it.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Stereo?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I have a wireless but it's very old.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Washing machine? Microwave?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Toaster? - I don't need much.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02My son took them for his new flat.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06So where is this son of yours?

0:09:06 > 0:09:10He visits all the time. When he can get away.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13The thing is, my list says there is a Robert Gartside

0:09:13 > 0:09:15at this address, who owes money.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Now either you're spinning me a yarn about an imaginary son

0:09:19 > 0:09:23or little Robbie's been a very naughty boy

0:09:23 > 0:09:24and left Daddy in the lurch.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I don't know what you mean.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Either way...I don't care.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31The debt needs to be paid.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35How much?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Twelve grand.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I haven't got that much.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41What have you got?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48That's a nice-looking train set.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Thank you.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I've been collecting since I was a boy.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I don't have as many as I used to, because...

0:10:00 > 0:10:01But this one is my favourite.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05They don't make them like this anymore.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I tell you what, Mr Gartside, I will have that cup of tea.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Jen?- Er... - She'll have the same.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Right.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Give us a hand with this.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22What about his son? Shouldn't we be looking for him?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Right name, right address. We're in a hurry. Giddy-up.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- No.- No? What do you mean, no?!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh, for...

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Hello?- Daisy, it's Jas.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Jas! It's been a while!

0:10:51 > 0:10:55I know, break-ups. Who takes custody of the friends?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58But we haven't heard from Aran either.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Really?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- No, not for months. Not since he moved out of the flat.- Right.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07You can't get taken in by every sob story.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10If you want to be a bailiff you want to be tougher than that,

0:11:10 > 0:11:11- and a lot more clever.- How?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16It's no good asking nicely to come in.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18There are tricks you can use.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21If they say no, you say, "Fair enough, would you mind

0:11:21 > 0:11:24"if I use your phone to call the office?"

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- The tenant lets you in - bingo! - Does that work?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30You'd be amazed.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Let me try again. Please. I can do it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36This one's a student. Probably more on your level.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Yeah.- Richard Wimble? I'm from Black Cat collections agency.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51OK, I understand if that's how you feel but...

0:11:51 > 0:11:53can I use your phone?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Marvellous.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I tried my best.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Course you did.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02You thought of maybe trying something a bit less demanding,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04perhaps babysitting? Argh!

0:12:04 > 0:12:09- Oh, God.- What's wrong? - My back! It's gone.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I think I just need to lie down.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17He's hurt his back. It's true.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20The doctor said this morning he should go home but he wouldn't.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Please help us. He just needs to lie down.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- We won't try anything, I promise. - Argh.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Thanks, mate. Cheers.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Let's put him on the chair.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Nice of you to invite us in.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40You were faking?

0:12:40 > 0:12:45Of course. We'll be taking that laptop. Ta very much.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Nearly there.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52How'd it go? Your call?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm going to have to ring his parents.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Are we ready, Mr Pixel?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yes, I should say so.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Dr Carter is not here.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Then he's in position.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Ladies and gentlemen, this new technology will revolutionise

0:13:07 > 0:13:10the practice of medicine in this surgery.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Mrs Tembe, if you please.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Dr Carter, number four, it's on the list.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21- PHONE BEEPS - Dr Carter? Are you there? Dr Carter?

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Try again.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- PHONE BEEPS - Dr Carter? Are you there? Dr Carter?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Mr Pixel? - What are you looking at?

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Try Daniel instead, number six, he's on the list.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43PHONE BEEPS

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Dr Granger? Are you there? Dr Granger?

0:13:46 > 0:13:50What do you want? I didn't ring anyone. I'm with a patient.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- FEEDBACK - Mr Pixel?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Right you are.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58You never intended to let me do it on my own.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Do you blame me? - You know, you're right.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Doing a course is no substitute for on-the-job experience.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05If you knew what the job actually entailed...

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Isn't that what you want? To scare me off?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Fine. I don't think you're up to it. You're not tough enough.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12If you don't let me try

0:14:12 > 0:14:15then you'll never be able to prove you were right.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18This one's all yours.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24You promise not to interfere?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Cross my heart.- If you've got one. - Don't push it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28DOG BARKS

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Mrs Chandar? It's Jas.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Don't worry. We'll tell the office no-one was here.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I hope you get better soon.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12I know what you're going to say.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15But that woman is in a terrible position.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17She's not been able to work since the accident.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Her husband walked out on her.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I think it's sad that you're so cynical.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I think more people should be like me in this job, you know,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27a little more trusting, a little more human. There! I said it.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Are you done?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33I think so.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Come with me.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44Mrs Chandar, I know I humiliated your son...

0:15:44 > 0:15:45in front of all those people.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50But...Mrs Chandar, I need to talk to Aran.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53No...because...because...

0:15:55 > 0:15:56..he owes me some money.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Mrs Chandar, are you still there?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You have a nerve calling me!

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Mrs Chandar, please stop shouting.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Mrs Chandar, Mrs Chandar, there's no need for that...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13# Happy birthday to you

0:16:13 > 0:16:16# Happy birthday to you... #

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Sorry. It caught on the desk.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Is it safe to come out now?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35She's addicted to catalogue shopping.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I've been here before banging on the door

0:16:37 > 0:16:38while she's getting stuff delivered.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43They're all the same, the people on this list.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Gamblers, drinkers, addicts, benefit cheats.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52My dad was the same.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57He got lucky on the horses one Christmas and got me an Atari.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Games console.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Come home from school two weeks later,

0:17:03 > 0:17:05and he'd sold it to buy booze.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08When I asked him why...

0:17:09 > 0:17:11..he gave me a slap.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15There's no place for conscience in this game,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18and the sooner you learn that the better.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Come on. We can catch her up.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25I will just see if Dr Khella is ready to see you now.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29PHONE BEEPS Hello?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Sorry, Dr Clay, I must have pressed the wrong button.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34No problem, Mrs Tembe.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Now if you drop your trousers and let's take a look...

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Dr Clay?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Hmm. That is a lot bigger than last time I saw it...- Dr Clay?!

0:17:47 > 0:17:51One button to talk and one button to stop talking. Dr Clay?!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Do you mind if I insert my finger? - Dr Clay...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Sorry about that. Please take a seat.

0:18:07 > 0:18:12Everybody lies. Learn to trust your instincts.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14If it sounds like a pork pie,

0:18:14 > 0:18:16and it smells like a pork pie, then it's probably going to be...

0:18:16 > 0:18:19What's that?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Foot-spa.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- That's my yacht paid for, then. - Mr...

0:18:25 > 0:18:27..Harris.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I heard what you were saying about me on the phone earlier.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34And you were right, I was clueless.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36But I'm going to learn, and I'll get tougher.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Good.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40So I think we should go back for the train set.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Eh?- Mr Gartside. Then you'll have done

0:18:42 > 0:18:45everyone on the list and you'll definitely get your bonus.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48You don't think we should search for his son?

0:18:48 > 0:18:52You're right, everybody lies. And it's not our problem anyway.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Right, let's get a move on, then.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Remember us, Mr Gartside? We need to talk about your finances.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- It's not a good time. - Fine.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Do you mind if we use your phone to call the office?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28There's the telephone.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Thanks very much, we'll be taking that.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32What?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I'm sorry, Mr Gartside, I misled you.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38And now that you've let us into your house we are within our rights

0:19:38 > 0:19:40to confiscate items adding up to the amount of your debt.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42But I don't have anything.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45That's not strictly true, is it?

0:19:47 > 0:19:48You can't!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Where are the trains?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Have you hidden them? - No.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Don't lie to us, Mr Gartside.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58I'm not. I didn't.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00You haven't got a visitor, Mr Gartside?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02No.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Mr Gartside!- Robbie! No! - DOOR SLAMS

0:20:11 > 0:20:17- PHONE BEEPS - Dr Tyler, are you there? Dr Tyler?

0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Yes, Mrs Tembe?- Oh!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Sorry. I was sitting in my office, twiddling my thumbs,

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I thought I'd pop in and see if we had any patients?

0:20:23 > 0:20:28I am so sorry, Dr Tyler, we seem to be having one or two problems.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Let me take a look. - That is very kind of you.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34# Happy birthday to you... #

0:20:34 > 0:20:37If I never hear that song again it will be too soon.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39I know exactly what you mean.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Every time I hear it,

0:20:40 > 0:20:44I half expect Mr Pixel to pop up from behind the furniture.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50MR PIXEL GROANS

0:20:52 > 0:20:55# Happy birthday to you

0:20:55 > 0:20:58# Happy birthday to you

0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Happy birthday

0:21:00 > 0:21:03# Happy birthday to you

0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Happy birthday to you

0:21:06 > 0:21:09# Happy birthday

0:21:09 > 0:21:10# Happy... #

0:21:11 > 0:21:13You've got to be kidding. What did you do to him?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- He fell. - What about these other bruises?

0:21:15 > 0:21:19- He was like that when we got here. - You expect me to believe that?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Why didn't you call an ambulance?

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Are you going to look after him, or what?

0:21:22 > 0:21:27- Mr Gartside? I'm Dr Granger. How are you feeling?- OK.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I need to examine my patient.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31If you two vultures could leave, please.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Did they do this?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Robbie.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Your son?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47He came for my trains. He took everything else.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56- There goes our bonus. - You're unbelievable.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00You said his son didn't exist. "Another sob story," you said.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02So?

0:22:02 > 0:22:06We're no better than he is - taking from a helpless old man.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08How can you not feel bad about that?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14You know what? You're just like your dad.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18No, I'm not. You don't mention my dad, right?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Come on. We're not going to get anything here.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24I don't think I want to be a bailiff anymore.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29If this is what it's like, not caring, not trusting anyone.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Sitting on your big pot of money with no-one to spend it on.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I'd rather be unemployed.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39How is he?

0:22:39 > 0:22:42A bump to the head is the least of his worries, so just keep away, OK?

0:22:42 > 0:22:46He's got nothing to give you, he's not even feeding himself.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48It's the son you need to look for.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49That's what he said.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53If you bother him I'll hear about it.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16# Happy birthday to you

0:23:16 > 0:23:19# Happy birthday to you... #

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Mr Pixel, will you please turn off that music?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24It is most annoying.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32# Happy birthday to you... #

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Mr Pixel!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37This is a place of work not a children's party.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44# Happy birthday to you... #

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Right, that is it.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Mr Pixel, I don't know what you think you are...?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Mr Pixel?

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Mr Pixel!

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Calling all doctors! I need some help in Dr Carter's room.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Please come quickly.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Mr Pixel. Help is on its way.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Mr Pixel, can you hear me?

0:24:09 > 0:24:14Hello. Hello. He's unresponsive. There's no pulse. Grab the defib.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15I will call an ambulance.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32- MACHINE:- Connect electrode.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- MACHINE:- Analysing now. Stand clear.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46- MACHINE:- Stand clear.- Clear. Push to shock.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Nothing.- Shock again.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- MACHINE:- Stand clear. Push to shock. - Clear.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04I've got an output.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06The ambulance is on its way.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09The intercom claims its first victim.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11If it wasn't for the intercom,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Mrs Tembe wouldn't have been able to have called for help so quickly.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17If we weren't wasting money on intercoms

0:25:17 > 0:25:19he wouldn't be here in the first place.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Yes, he would have had his heart attack somewhere else,

0:25:22 > 0:25:24somewhere that wasn't a doctor's surgery.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Mrs Tembe, can you put in a call to

0:25:29 > 0:25:31the elderly persons' health visitor, please?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Is Mr Gartside not coping?

0:25:33 > 0:25:36At the very least he should be getting meals on wheels.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40I know they're stretched. And it'll take... Is that Mr Pixel?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42He has had a heart attack.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Is he...? - He is going to be fine.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48But if you feel that concerned maybe you could send him a get well card.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Mr Gartside.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Mind if I come in?

0:26:03 > 0:26:04I've got something for you.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Thank you.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12I could do with a sit down, my back's killing me.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Are there any of those left?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Sorry.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26What happened with Aran?

0:26:26 > 0:26:27No-one knows where he is.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Seriously?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I rang all our mates. Unless they're lying for him.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33And his parents won't talk?

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Not in my lifetime.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36So now what?

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I forget about it. Get the money some other way.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Are you sure this is just about the money?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43What else would it be?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Oh, I don't know.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Maybe you still haven't got over whatever it is that happened.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49You are way off.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Am I?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54I don't like not knowing where he is. But that's it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57You sure you're still not in love with him?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Shut up.- All right. I was just asking.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11I think you can tell a lot by the way a man dresses.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- And what do waistcoats tell you? - Depends on the waistcoat.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15And the man.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Chloe was looking after you when your mum was in hospital.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21That's what she wanted us to think. She killed my mum.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Do I smell a touch of romance in the air?

0:27:24 > 0:27:25There better not be.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Look, we have to do this so try and be professional,

0:27:28 > 0:27:29if you can manage that.

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