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0:00:27 > 0:00:30Yeah. that's right. A pheasant.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Good, so it's en route.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Thank you very much. Bye bye.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38What the...?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Is everything OK?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yeah. Why shouldn't it be?

0:00:49 > 0:00:53I don't know but your OCD seems to have been flaring up.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Is there anything I can do? - Like what?

0:00:55 > 0:00:59I don't know. There must be something.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00What's that?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Folic acid. Better be going.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08I think I'm going to walk in.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Really?- Mmm. Clear my head.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Your head? Why?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Got this difficult patient coming in.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23- Why didn't you say? - Didn't want to spoil the weekend.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24You should have told me.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Maybe that's why you've had a flare up.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27A problem shared and all that.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31I'll see you there.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Yeah.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41What on Earth do you think you're doing? this is private property.

0:01:41 > 0:01:46It is one thing climbing over the fence to get your ball, but...

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Do you want me to tell your mother and father about this?

0:01:50 > 0:01:56Right, you have five seconds. One, two, three...

0:01:59 > 0:02:00These are my shoes.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Which you gave me two Christmases ago!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11What are you doing here? Where's Julia?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15# I'm leaving on a jet plane

0:02:15 > 0:02:19# I do not know when I will be back again. #

0:02:19 > 0:02:23A friend of mine from church has invited me to Portugal.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25No way! Rob's taking me to Spain.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'm sure the weather will be just as good. When are you going?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Next week.- Me too.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35It is the only time my friend can get the villa from her daughter.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37That's the only time Rob can get off from work.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- INTERCOM:- Mrs Tembe, is Jimmi in yet?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Unfortunately not, Mr Bellamy.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Let me know as soon as he arrives.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Of course.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51So what are we going to do?

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- I don't know. - 'I can still hear you.'

0:02:55 > 0:02:59My camp is leaking water.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- The one on the ring road? - I haven't got another one.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04So you decided to come and put up a tent in Julia's garden?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07She said I could come any time.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Oh, I doubt that.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Not everybody's like you.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- What's that supposed to mean? - Not prepared to help.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- You don't know how wrong you are. - So...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19You and Julia?

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Why don't you drink your tea, pack up your little home

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- and be on your way? - Back to my leaking camp?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- It's not my problem. - No? I thought you were a doctor.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- I am.- And you're saying it's OK to sleep out in the rain?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34It's your decision. Now if you don't mind I have someone coming for lunch.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Someone you're trying to impress.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I beg your pardon.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Game.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Indeed.- What kind?- Pheasant.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44What time are your guests coming?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Guest. One o'clock.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50(LAUGHS) You're cutting it a bit fine.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I am not. The bird is fully prepared.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53DOORBELL

0:03:53 > 0:03:55And here it is now.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Is that it?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Well, that's not what I ordered.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to (INAUDIBLE)

0:04:09 > 0:04:14Yes. Well... Don't expect me to use you again.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23I thought you ordered it prepared.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24So did I.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, it's not.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- Ah, you're an expert. - That's right. And you need my help.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Sorry?

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Unless you know what you're doing on your own.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'll wash my hands.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44Or are you too high and mighty to let a homeless man help you?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Of course not. Absolutely not.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49But not just your hands.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53All of you.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55If Rob cancels now we lose all our money.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58My friend can only get the villa next week.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01But it's her daughter. Surely there's some flexibility?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Sergeant Hollins should not have booked without consulting you first.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06No, he shouldn't, but he did.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Your friend, can't she arrange for you to go another time?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I do not know.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19Since you have booked your holiday, I am yet to book my flight...

0:05:19 > 0:05:21you must go.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Oh, Winnie! Can I call you Winnie? - Certainly not.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28You're a star. I'm going to ask Howard.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Dr Clay, you are here. - Looks like it.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Here he is. Good weekend? - Not really.- Why?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ah...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40You know...

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Mr Bellamy, sorry to interrupt you. - 'You're not.'

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- But I thought Mrs Hollins was there? - 'No.'

0:05:48 > 0:05:51No matter. Dr Clay is here.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- 'Thank you. Can you ask him to come and see me?'- Of course.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57We are not seeing patients just yet.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- KAREN:- 'Switch the intercom off.

0:06:01 > 0:06:07'It's a shame we can't take your uniform. You Interpol, me Mata Hari.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10'Yeah, go ahead and book it. Soon as you can.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14'I've talked Mrs Tembe round but I've still got to get the leave signed off.'

0:06:14 > 0:06:16We could see who gets most patients done

0:06:16 > 0:06:17and the loser buys drinks at lunchtime.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- No, thanks.- Go on.- I said no.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Well, I must say you look almost respectable.- Respectable?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- That's right.- You do know there's going to be blood.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Please, take a seat.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41If anyone wants me, I'll be in with Howard.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- I thought you saw him earlier. - Something came up. I'll go now.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Now is not a good time.- Excuse me?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Nurse Clay is also indisposed.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Mr Price. The Health Care Assistant will see you now.

0:06:53 > 0:06:58I'll be two ticks, Mr Price. Try alternating. Back in a mo.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Mrs Hollins.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04What can I do for you?

0:07:04 > 0:07:10Well, the thing is, it's brilliant. it's one of those last minute, spur of the moment things...

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Hello?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15MRS TEMBE: 'Sorry to interrupt. Dr Clay is in his office.'

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Yes?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18'You said you wanted to see him.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20'I have just sent a patient through.'

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Right.- 'And do you have Health Care Assistant Mrs Hollins with you?'

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yes.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- 'She is needed in reception.' - I'll send her through.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- It's not the best time. I need to go out anyway.- But...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Come back and see me later.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Mr Price?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42You're trying to stop Howard giving me leave?

0:07:42 > 0:07:43You lied about booking the holiday.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You listened to my private conversation?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I did not intend to but it came through on the intercom.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54The same intercom you just used to interrupt Howard!

0:07:54 > 0:07:59- I am not the one to blame here. - Really?- Ladies, please.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Trust me, she is no lady.- Likewise.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Mr Bellamy, I would like to ask... - Howard, before...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Grab me when you can. I'll be in and out all day.

0:08:07 > 0:08:12- Mrs Tembe, remind Dr Clay I still need to see him.- Of course.

0:08:12 > 0:08:17Mr Price, the Health Care Assistant will see you now.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Well, I have to say, extremely impressive.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Beats road kill.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Road kill?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Ever eaten fox? Badger? Squirrel?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36You're not a poacher, are you?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Never a poacher nor a beater be. - Indeed.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Calvados!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Oh, you could make a sous chef. Muchas gracias.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Right. Go easy with the Calvados.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Ah. Oven.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Right.- Ah...

0:09:04 > 0:09:05How about...

0:09:07 > 0:09:08..an aperitif?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- I beg your pardon? - A drink before the meal.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I know what an aperitif is.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16So where's the cabinet?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19But you won't be eating with us.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23So it's up to you. It doesn't have to be a problem.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25What's going on?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28How much dirt and pus and filth can one person take in one day?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Been that bad?- Since I got in.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Jim, is there a problem?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I don't know, is there? - If you don't tell me, then I can't...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38You can't help? That's exactly what Cherry said.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40You two haven't been talking, have you?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Anything you want to get off your chest?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47INTERCOM BUZZER

0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Yeah?- 'Dr Clay, Mr Bellamy says he will see you later.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54'Shall I send in your next patient?'

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah. I'm ready.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Jocasta. Please come through.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Thank you so much. What a lovely place.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Thank you. How is Arthur?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Hoping to see you again soon.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- And I him. Aperitif?- Lovely.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14A crisp Fino. Bone-dry.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18To the Symphonia.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I've had my eye on you since your days as a surgeon.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Alas, I was always very busy. - And now you're not?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28A keener sense of priority.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32And not just for access to the best tickets in Letherbridge?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- How on Earth do you get them? - At a price.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40A price I would be more than willing to pay knowing that the premium is going to a very worthy cause.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43But that's not the only reason you want to get involved with the charity?

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Of course not.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Because there's far more to it than giving money,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- coming to the charity gala. - Absolutely.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Any idea who you would bring with you

0:10:52 > 0:10:55if the committee were to approve you?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I'm sure there would be no shortage of companions

0:10:58 > 0:11:01jumping at the chance of hearing the finest soprano of her generation...

0:11:01 > 0:11:05and wanting to give their services to charitable causes,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07as I intend to do.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10But would you be prepared to make sacrifices?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Of course. Excuse me.

0:11:12 > 0:11:17If my calculations are correct...

0:11:17 > 0:11:23Ah-ha. Yes. Cooked to perfection.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28It's just that you have to convince the committee you have

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- good works in your heart.- I do.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Giving a child a new start, sheltering a battered mother,

0:11:34 > 0:11:35homing the homeless.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Which is exactly what I intend to do.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Which is why I have one in my garden.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Checking out the talent?- Hmm?

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Taken. Don't let that stop you.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Shall we order some food?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Seriously?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's what we're here for, isn't it?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Cosy drink for mates?- Yeah. Sounds good to me.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10I know.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Hmm?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I know about and you Cherry.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Knock knock.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Do you think he's in?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, I should think so.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28This is Jocasta Rathbone.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Pleased to meet you.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Likewise.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Poor man.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38How long has he been here?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41You know. He comes and goes. Mi casa...

0:12:41 > 0:12:43It's Julia's "casa".

0:12:43 > 0:12:47That's right. I'm house-sitting for our erstwhile practice manager,

0:12:47 > 0:12:52who is also very keen to help those less fortunate.

0:12:53 > 0:12:59(SLOWLY) And when did you last eat?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Let's go somewhere else.

0:13:08 > 0:13:13- Somewhere you can shout at me, punch me, spit at me.- Spit?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Something.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Maybe I don't want to.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17You must do.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18What if I did?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I wouldn't blame you.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Like I'm not supposed to blame you, you mean?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Of course you are.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27I hate myself, Jim. God knows what you must think.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31So what happened?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Just couldn't help yourself?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I don't know. The depression.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I must've fallen back on old patterns of behaviour.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Sleeping with your best mate's wife?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43How self-destructive can you get?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I don't know.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49But I think I'm going to find out.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Is it rather rich for a stomach unaccustomed?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55It's overdone!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59So how did all this happen?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02The pheasant?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Becoming homeless.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I'm not homeless. I live on the ring road.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- But that's not a home.- It is.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12It's got a leaky roof, that's all.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Poor man.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I don't want anybody feeling sorry for me.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19That goes without saying, but there must be something

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- we could do to help? - You could fix my camp.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23We could re-house you?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25No, I don't want to be re-housed.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27There must be something we can do.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Apart from my camp fixing...

0:14:31 > 0:14:35A bit of lunch, bit of company.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Come to the charity gala.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Tosca with Patricia Emerson.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- In Letherbridge?- I know.- When?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Tuesday fortnight. If I can get tickets.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46I'm not actually sure, Heston.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48But I was under the impression...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54If you'll excuse me.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01You were right.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Bit rich.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13It wasn't about you. It could've been anyone.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Like the prostitute Zara's father caught you with?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Sex has always been a way for me to escape my problems.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20You don't understand it'll bring more?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Can't you just hit me and get it over with?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26That'd make you feel better, not me.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28So what are you going to do?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Whatever you do, do it to me. It's my fault. Not hers.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'm sorry.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Delicious.- So it's fine to have a charity gala,

0:15:49 > 0:15:53you just don't want any of the people you're trying to help there.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56They're different worlds.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57He's a very erudite man.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Heston, he lives on the ring road.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01He's fallen on hard times.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03He's opted out of society.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Society has excluded him.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09You were kind enough to offer me tickets. At least I thought you were.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I want to bring him with me to the gala. He won't upset anyone.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16I'm sure he won't. But it's not the best way to help him.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21You of all people should know it's best left to the professionals.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24It's better for us to give them the money to do it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Well, I think we can do a bit more.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29You'll start a cycle where he relies on you.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30What's wrong with that?

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- He'll turn up at your doorstep. - I think you underestimate him.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36And the problems will be endless.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I wouldn't want you to be taken advantage of.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44He is a very resourceful and... Look, why don't we ask him?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Dr Clay, do not forget you are due at the police station this afternoon.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I was going to catch up on some paperwork before I went.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58And Nurse Clay has gone home early. She's not feeling well.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Really? Did she say what was wrong?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02She said she was feeling sick.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Cherry? Yeah, she looked really queasy this morning.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- (This doesn't mean what I think it does?)- No.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Ooh. What's that? - Something for my holiday!

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Karen, that is lovely! Oh...

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Great.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Would you just mind signing that for me, Howard?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Does it come with shorter legs? - I'm not short.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27It was in the sale. Thank you.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31I'll, uh... OK.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'll just give the old man the good news.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Hello?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42He's gone. His things are...

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Perhaps it's for the best.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- For who? - There are other ways to help.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50As long as it doesn't impinge on our way of life?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I don't know why you're being so judgemental?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Me? - You didn't even know his name.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58You didn't even introduce us properly.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00You called him "hello" through the tent.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06The tickets are yours if you'd like them.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09As you say, there'll be no shortage of companions.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15No, thank you. Lovely to see you again.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21I think you're making a mistake.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I thought you might like this.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30You are an angel!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Did you get a chance to speak to Dr Clay?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39I can't for the life of me remember what I wanted to see him about.

0:18:39 > 0:18:45Isn't that always the way? Could you sign this please?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Stationery?

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Yes.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52And the other one.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Thank you.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Enjoy.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Cherry? What are you doing?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Cleaning.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Mrs Tembe said you were ill.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21- I said that I felt sick and had to go home.- To clean?

0:19:23 > 0:19:24I didn't know what else to do.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- So you thought you'd take the easy option?- What?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Bit of cleaning and Jimmi'll be OK?

0:19:29 > 0:19:30What do you want me to do?

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Talk to me. Tell me if there's something wrong.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34That's what Eva would've done.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Eva?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39She wouldn't have just tried to tidy it all away.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42You've just made it worse.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Hello?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Hello?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Who's that?- It's me, Heston.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Who?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Dr Carter. You stayed in my garden.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, is that what your name is?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I've cleared it up.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I get stressed. My OCD comes on.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I get more stressed.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- And take it out on me?- I don't mean to. It's not your fault.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's this...

0:20:30 > 0:20:34patient at work. I should've had a go at him.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Not you.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48There must be something I can do.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Lunch was too rich.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56If you're not feeling well, you shouldn't sleep outside.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Haven't got that much choice, have I?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- The council will provide something, surely.- They will.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04But soon as I'm gone, they'll tear this place down.

0:21:04 > 0:21:09- Would that be a bad thing? - An Englishman's home!

0:21:09 > 0:21:10What are you going to do?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12I don't know.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17Just until you're better, to ensure consistent medical attention...

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Yes?- Why don't you come and stay with me.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22In Julia's garden?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25There'd have to be ground rules and as you say,

0:21:25 > 0:21:26it's her home and not mine.

0:21:26 > 0:21:32I'm sure if she were around, she'd be happy for you to stay inside.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I don't think she would.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35I know her better than you do.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Or you're just offering because it's her house and not yours.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Are you going to come and stay or not?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42No! Set meal times? Waiting for the bathroom?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45What do you expect? It's not a hotel.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I don't know. I've got used to living on my own.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- So have I.- So why do you want me to come and stay?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Because I'm a doctor and this is bad for you.- But this is my home.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58- Not fit for human habitation. - Of course it is.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01And the leaks?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- So? What do you think? - Oh, very nice!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14I hope you've kept the receipt.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I've just found these holiday forms.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Two?- I have no idea when I signed yours

0:22:20 > 0:22:22and I appear to have signed one for you as well.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25I seem to have given you both leave for next week.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27What do you suggest we do?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- I've already got something booked. - Yeah, and so have I.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- We could pull straws? - I do not gamble.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Neither do I!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38The Tembes of Gaborone DO NOT back down.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42I'm from the Black Country, Bab, so bring it on!

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Howard, a word in your office?

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- How's that?- We won't know 'til we get rain.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Can you see daylight?- No.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52- Could you before?- Yes.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Then maybe we should assume it's fixed?

0:22:55 > 0:22:59You can assume all you like 'til it rains.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- But it's better than it was.- Good.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06- May I get down now? - Permission granted.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- What're we going to do with the tent in Julia's garden?- That old thing?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14You can have it. To say thank you.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16It's dirty.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18I don't mind if you don't?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- What about the opera? - I'm not going.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28- You turned the tickets down?- I did. - Shame!

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I was looking forward to that!

0:23:32 > 0:23:35HE GROANS

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Valerie Pitman?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Why not?

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Well, she's not available.- I haven't heard of her getting anything else.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I always thought she was a bit... - A bit what?- Strange.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Call her.- If you think I must?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Well, unless you want a mutiny on your hands...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55PHONE RINGS

0:23:55 > 0:23:58PHONE RINGS

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, it's Howard!

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Geoffrey, it's Howard.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08I'll just shut the door for a bit of privacy while I talk to him.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Howard! How lovely to hear from you.

0:24:14 > 0:24:19- Valerie, how are you? - 'Oh, good. Yeah. Very well.'

0:24:19 > 0:24:22'Very well indeed. Couldn't be better.'

0:24:22 > 0:24:27- Busy?- 'Frantic... Rushed off my feet.'

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I've got so many things going on. So many.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- 'Right.'- And how about you? Sorry, how rude of me.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37'No, not at all. It's why I'm calling, actually.'

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- I'm practice manager at the Mill Health Centre now.- 'Oh, Howard...'

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Thank you. It's just we need a receptionist from next week.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46We already have Doctor Reid here as a locum.

0:24:46 > 0:24:52- 'Emma? How wonderful...that is good news?'- But if you're too busy...?

0:24:52 > 0:24:56- For what?- 'For the post as temporary receptionist?'

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I see.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Valerie?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- 'Valerie?'- I'll have to think about it.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Do you want me to email the details over?

0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Hello?- 'Sorry, I was thinking. Yes.'

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Please do email them.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24I'll call you back and let you know.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- OK, I'll do that right now. - 'Bye bye.'- Bye bye.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31She'll do it.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, Geoffrey! Geoffrey!

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Wonderful, wonderful news.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Of course, it does mean Mummy won't be here as much.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Where are you?

0:25:45 > 0:25:50Geoffrey? Here, kitty? Here, kitty, kitty?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Oh! Bad Geoffrey!

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- She's not THAT strange.- Really? - Go on,

0:25:56 > 0:25:58go and give them the good news.

0:26:00 > 0:26:05OPERA MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Can I help?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30No, I'm fine.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I shouldn't have flown off the handle like that.

0:26:33 > 0:26:38- You were stressed.- Yeah, well, we both are. But it'll be fine.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Once we know for sure that you're pregnant, it'll all be fine.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Right, don't want to be late back, so...

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Help me! What have I done?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Oh! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!

0:27:05 > 0:27:08So, we ask about contraception, but then what?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11We tell everyone we tried using it -

0:27:11 > 0:27:13but, oh dear, it went wrong.

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Am I some sort of baby-making machine?

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Input some data, out pops a baby? - Don't be stupid.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21- It'll be your grandchild, Dad. - For heaven's sake, how stupid can you get?

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