Boot Camp

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0:00:53 > 0:00:54It will be fun.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Urg! Yeah, pigs might fly. - Change of scenery.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59A chance to get to know our new colleagues better.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh... Starting to feel guilty for mentioning it, are we?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Not at all.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06That was Jas. She's not feeling well, she can't make it in.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh, poor thing. Is it serious?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10It should probably clear up in 24 hours.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Thought you'd done a runner.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15I still might. Does anyone know what we're actually doing today?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Childish games, I expect.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20We might get some good grub. Those conference centres...

0:01:20 > 0:01:21GAS HISSES

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Oh, my... - What the...?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Get down on the ground! - What is that?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's a smoke grenade! Come on, hit the floor!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31What on earth do you think you are doing?

0:01:31 > 0:01:36I gave you an order. Hit that deck, come on!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Come on...! On the floor.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43It's me, Howard.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- We know.- I've got a treat in store for you today.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I'm going to turn you into an elite fighting squad.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52We're team-building, military style!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54What?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07OK, fellas, let's see the facial hair.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14BOTH LAUGH

0:02:14 > 0:02:18You're kidding me. Where are your 'taches?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21What?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Come on. We appear to have one of our team missing in action.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Would you mind serving for queen and country?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Who'll let the boiler man in?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I've spoken to the scaffolders, they'll let him in.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Roof had better be fixed by the time we get back.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37You're just loving this, aren't you?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Silence in the ranks. Board the vehicle.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I was thinking wine tasting, a treasure hunt,

0:02:41 > 0:02:43not recreating D-Day.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Come on, troops, what's the delay?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Where are we going?- Is it paint balling? Cos I rock at that.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's not going to be anything too hard, is it?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Right. I managed to pull a few strings

0:03:15 > 0:03:18to get this place for the day. It's where the local regiment train.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20We're not on a playground anymore.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Awesome.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Not on your nelly.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24I'll make soldiers of you, yet.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I don't want to be a soldier.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30How could doing your ridiculous assault course

0:03:30 > 0:03:31possibly benefit our patients?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Dr Carter is right.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Ever since I came to the Mill,

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I've seen nothing but squabbling and infighting.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Individually, you're all capable of amazing things.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I see that every day, the way you deal with patients.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47You have heart, insight and compassion.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51I brought you all here today to show you that we can work together...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Together as a team.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55If any of you don't want that, well, there's the bus.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Right, are you all ready to go the distance?

0:04:02 > 0:04:03ALL: Yes.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Are you ready to go the distance. ALL: Yes.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yes, sir! ALL: Yes, sir.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Right quad, let's get kitted out.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Have you seen Driver?

0:04:15 > 0:04:16All right, get it out your system.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18We all agreed to grow them for Movember.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19When you say "we all"...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yeah. Well, they all chickened out when I went on holiday.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I'm not going to back down, because it's for a good cause.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29So, now, when you arrest criminals, you can raise

0:04:29 > 0:04:31awareness of testicular cancer.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'll do the jokes, all right?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36She dashed through earlier. Everyone's in a panic.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Why?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Crashed prison van, maybe an inside job.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Got three big fish on the loose.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- OK. What can I do?- That.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- What? - The Andover case is going to court.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I need you to help Dr Clay check all the reports,

0:04:49 > 0:04:51make sure everything's in order.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Wouldn't I be more use to you out there?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Believe it or not, we carried on working when you were on holiday.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57You've missed the briefing. You're staying here.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Is that a problem?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- No.- Good.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Why do you look like a porn star?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Ready to be pushed to the limit? BOTH: Sir. Yes, sir.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17And what do we have here?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Um, Valerie, and this is Emma,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22reporting for duty.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Sir. - Sir.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27What's your role in the army? Hostage?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Don't disrespect your squad-mates. Ten press-ups.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- What? - Now!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37One. Two. Three...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39You don't say much.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Yeah. Well, I let my guns do the talking.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44You going to give me trouble, private?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Depends which way the wind's blowing.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Those aren't standard issue.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52But they are extremely comfortable.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I won't stand for any insubordination.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Hit the floor and show me what you're made of.- Leave him alone.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- You too, 20 press-ups. - I'm not getting down in the mud

0:05:59 > 0:06:02while you stand there watching me, like a pervert.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'm your commanding officer, not a pervert.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Remains to be seen.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Why do you get out of the hard work anyway?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09That is an excellent point, Dr Carter.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11You should lead by example.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Why should we do the things you're not prepared to do yourself.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Show us what you've got.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Who wants to go first?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52MUSIC: Dad's Army theme tune

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Come on.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Move it or lose it, Hollins.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Good.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Good.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Good.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Move, move, Karen, please! I need to get through!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Sorry, sorry, sorry!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Out the way, Karen!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Come on, soldier. Keep it up, keep it up!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Come on, Karen.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Come on, Karen!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10I'm going as fast as I can.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Come on. You can do it.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14ALL: Yay!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18And not a scratch on me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Ow.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Ow! Ow! Ow!

0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Let me look. - I've already examined her.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Well, maybe she needs the benefit of my experience.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Oi! I know what I'm doing.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Can you stand?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35If I could stand, I wouldn't be lying here, listening to you lot.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Have we got a first aid kit?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38You don't get first aid kits in the jungle.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41We're 20 minutes from the M6. It's hardly the Congo.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44We need something cold to put on her back.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Or something warm.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48For pity's sake, does nobody know what to do?!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51She'll be all right. A bit of R&R when she gets home,

0:08:51 > 0:08:52she'll be back on her feet in no time.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Says the man who does the stationery order.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56What do you know about dodgy backs?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58About as much as the rest of them.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01There's a greasy spoon down the road -

0:09:01 > 0:09:04just take me there. I'll get Rob to collect me.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You're going nowhere. You're a casualty of war.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- It'll make the wilderness exercise more realistic.- The what?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Right, I need two team leaders.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Me. - Me.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15That was easy. Let's get started.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19No, no way. Absolutely not.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20I am not playing!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Why does he get to be team leader?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Kevin.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Mandy. - Woo-hoo!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30I'll take Valerie.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32It's just like boarding school all over again.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I never got picked for games... not even croquet.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38You would be a valuable asset to any team, Dr Carter.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Mrs Tembe. - Oh!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I'll take Karen.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54You can't be... She can't even walk.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I want to prove that I can win this, even when hampered by my team-mates.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Thank you very much.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, Heston, you better come with me.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04If it's not too much trouble.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Take these.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09OK, recruits.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You've both been given a map, each marked with a series of checkpoints.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hidden at each location is a token.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Now, the team that returns with the most tokens in 60 minutes wins.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Yes. Well, thank you for the briefing, Lord Sugar,

0:10:21 > 0:10:22what about the catering arrangements?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24What arrangements?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26No food? Are You're having a laugh?

0:10:26 > 0:10:27I'm a wounded woman.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Today is about surviving together in the wilderness.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32If you're hungry, you'll have to find your own food.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Never skinned a rabbit?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Is that really necessary?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh, I have.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39OK, team, back here in 60 minutes.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41If you're late, you'll be disqualified.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Good hunting!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- There you are. - Ta.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08You see, the thing is about me...

0:11:09 > 0:11:10..I'm a grafter.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- I get things done. - Yes.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Because if something needs doing...

0:11:19 > 0:11:22It needs doing. And you won't hear me complain.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24FOOTSTEPS IN THE HALL

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Have you seen that file for Mr Knight?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Park her there.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10"Park her"?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15OK, here's the strategy.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17The other team entered the forest from the west,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19so we're going to swoop in and clear out the checkpoints near them.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22We'll need to split up if we're going to do it in time.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, that's what I was about to say, mate.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Einstein, that's not going to work - I can't move.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28We'll leave you here, sweep the checkpoints,

0:12:28 > 0:12:30then come back for you later.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32No way. You are not leaving me in the forest.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33It's supposed to be about teamwork.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36No, it's about winning.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40The pair of you...take this checkpoint near the stream.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- If you reach the path, you've gone too far.- Obviously.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46I'll take this checkpoint.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49We'll meet at the crossroads, north from where you'll be.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52No. Listen to me, you miserable bunch...

0:12:52 > 0:12:53- Move out! - Shh!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56We need to clear the checkpoints from under their noses before

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- they realise what's happening. - We'll only be ten minutes.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02No. I'm going to be covered in creepy crawlies by then!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Come back!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29People have no manners anymore.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30That is so true.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Where have you taken us?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35I've lost my bearings.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Maybe we should set up camp for the night.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42There's a chill wind blowing and the enemy has our scent.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Why are you talking like that?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Ah! At last...

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Luncheon.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58This isn't one of the checkpoints.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I knew Howard wouldn't leave us without any food.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03I must confess, I am feeling a little peckish.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05We are not stopping.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08One problem - how are we supposed to get into this?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Did you get it? Excellent.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28We're so going to win this.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31I think that we should head east. Clear some more checkpoints

0:15:31 > 0:15:33before the other team get a chance to regroup.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36What about Karen? We promised to go back for her.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38She'll only slow us down.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Why don't we just dump her?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41She is part of our team.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43If we win without her, it's no victory.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Meh!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I can't believe you. Chris?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48She will slow us down.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50But surely you can see it's not right to leave her?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- That's also true. - All right, then.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Let's go get her quickly, before we lose any more time.- Thank you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Does anyone remember where we left her?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Hello!

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Where are you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13You said ten minutes.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25There's no signal!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29EAGLE HOWLS ABOVE

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Come on then, lads. - Get off me!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Get off!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Come on, then!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59I was thinking of running a marathon.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Cherry would have hated it - all that training -

0:17:01 > 0:17:03so that's one good reason to do it.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11If you're unhappy doing this, why don't you speak to the Inspector?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Did I say I was unhappy?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I just want to get stuck into something.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19I did enough sitting around doing nothing on holiday.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21That's the point of holidays.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22I can tell you haven't got kids.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Normally I'm charging around, trying to keep them out of trouble.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Those days are long behind you.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Hmm.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- This is hopeless. - Keep rubbing.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- You know this only works in films? - I thought you'd gone commando?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- I hate to break it to you... - Or at least you were a girl guide?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Yes, but I kept getting distracted, didn't I?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Look. We haven't got time for all this. We need to get going.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I don't give a damn. What is the food situation, Mrs Tembe?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I have nearly pierced another corner.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Keep up the good work.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Hello...

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, well done. Yes, very convincing.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Right. Have you got some matches for the fire?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08And I could do with your tin opener.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09MAN GROWLS

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yeah. I think it's marvellous that Howard has hired some of his friends

0:18:12 > 0:18:14to make our afternoon more entertaining,

0:18:14 > 0:18:18but you can stop the wild-man-in-the-woods act.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'm very tired and I haven't had a cup of tea

0:18:20 > 0:18:21for longer than is decent.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22MAN GROWLS

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Uh, Heston...

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yeah... I think we should just give this gentleman his things back.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Oh, nonsense...

0:18:28 > 0:18:33The cheek of Howard. He left us tins without a tin opener,

0:18:33 > 0:18:36and tea bags without any hot water. I will be having words.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Heston, I think you should stop talking now.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40MAN GROWLS

0:18:40 > 0:18:45Right. I will have you know that Mrs Tembe, here,

0:18:45 > 0:18:48is an expert in unarmed combat.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49MAN GROWLS

0:18:49 > 0:18:52MRS TEMBE SCREAMS

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Unhand... Unhand her now!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Nice!

0:18:59 > 0:19:01And what should I do with him now?!

0:19:01 > 0:19:02We'll have to kill him.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Or we could just run away, whichever you think, really.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Ruuuuun!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Five... Four... Three... Two... One.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Useless.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Karen!- Karen!- Karen!

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Karen!- Karen!- Karen! - Karen!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35If we get back before the other team,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Howard might still count our two tokens.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38That doesn't matter. Karen!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40She's probably already back by now.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41How? She can't walk.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43She'll be fine. Tell her, Chris.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Tell me? Tell him.- I can see where you're both coming from...

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Oh, get off the fence, mate.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yes, grow a pair.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- We shouldn't have left her. - Thank you.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Shh! I can hear something.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55ALL SCREAM

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I see you missed the deadline too.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01How many tokens did you find?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02We've both be disqualified...

0:20:02 > 0:20:05He can't disqualify both teams, and I've got more tokens.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Shall we call it a draw?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Draw. - Right. We've got another problem.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Us too. - We lost Karen.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15What do you mean, you lost Karen?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Literally. We put her down and now we can't find her.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19How-How could you do such a thing?!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22You try carting an angry receptionist round a forest.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Yeah. Well, we've all been there.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25What was your problem?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28We're being pursued by a madman who lives in the forest.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33ALL: Karen!

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Mrs Hollis!

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Karen!

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Mrs Hollis!- Karen! - Mrs Hollis!

0:20:40 > 0:20:44If you're watching this, I didn't make it out.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'm... I'm not alone in the forest.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52There's...there's something out...

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Jack, Immie, I love you to pieces.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I know we've had our ups and downs,

0:21:04 > 0:21:06but...please don't remember the bad times.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09If I've let you down, I'm so sorry.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Please forgive me.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21I... I don't know how much longer I've got.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I think it's getting closer.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Rob, we've had our good times and we've raised the most beautiful...

0:21:36 > 0:21:37I love you.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Please be happy, all of you.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Oh, come on. You must have some idea where you left her.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49We went west to this checkpoint.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50So look east of there.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52That's funny - we thought of that. We couldn't find her.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55You should've been more organised, shouldn't you?

0:21:55 > 0:21:56We swept the whole area!

0:21:56 > 0:22:00You need to stop this squabbling and work together!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Quite.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05We'll have to spread out to find her before our wild-eyed friend.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Yeah. But then we'll be on our own.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- What if he catches someone alone? - So what are we going to do?

0:22:10 > 0:22:14All right. We'll walk in a straight line, like they do in the movies

0:22:14 > 0:22:17when they're searching for a missing person who's already been killed.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Don't say that to Karen.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21We'll keep in eye contact with the people either side of us.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25That way we'll be safe, but we'll cover a lot more ground.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Now, that is a very good idea. - Agreed.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29All right, team, let's do it. Let's sweep the forest.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Which way?

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Does anyone know where we are?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Are we nearly done?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50If by "nearly done" you mean "nowhere near done" then yes,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52we're nearly done. KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:22:54 > 0:22:55You all right, boss?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Hmm. The siege dragged out a bit, but it's over now.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Siege? - Siege?

0:23:01 > 0:23:04That's where I should have been, not pushing bits of paper around.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Sorry.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I was going to ask if you fancied being seconded to CID for a bit.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14I've got something coming up I think you might be good for.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17But... If you'd rather be back on the beat,

0:23:17 > 0:23:18I can arrange that for you.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20No. No. No. I wouldn't, no.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22So you want the CID attachment?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Yeah, I would, please.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Good. I'll brief you properly next week.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Congrats. - Fantastic.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Soon as we're finished here, we are going to go and celebrate.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Oh, I don't know... - No. No. No excuses.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Wouldn't you rather celebrate with Karen?- No.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46No. She'll be happy for me not to be under her feet. Come on.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48EAGLE HOWLS ABOVE

0:24:05 > 0:24:08KAREN SCREAMS

0:24:08 > 0:24:13Oh, Mrs Hollis! There you are!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15She is here! She is here!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17They left me!

0:24:17 > 0:24:20I know.... But you are safe now.

0:24:20 > 0:24:26I want to go... There was...there was a demon bird.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29There are no demons here...

0:24:31 > 0:24:35But there is a terrifying madman, but we found you first.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Karen, it is a pleasure to see you safe and well.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43What do you mean, there was a "terrifying madman"?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Josh?- It's OK, you're having a panic attack.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I couldn't stop myself.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Josh Another one? What does that even mean?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Please help us.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Procuring children for illegal adoption.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Last week, he offered this little girl for sale.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Are you together because you want to be,

0:25:39 > 0:25:41or was it arranged?

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