0:00:27 > 0:00:30RADIO: 'Good morning and welcome to...'
0:00:30 > 0:00:32SWITCHES RADIO OFF
0:00:32 > 0:00:33SHE MURMURS
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And the doctor is in!
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Hurrah! Dr Davey Love. Aah!
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Live, just about, on Letherbridge FM. Good morning!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Or if you're me,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00good morning after the night after the morning after the night before.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Coming up, 65 hours here
0:01:03 > 0:01:05on the massive, the gigantic,
0:01:05 > 0:01:10on the walking bowlegged cos it's so humungous, Love-In!
0:01:10 > 0:01:1472 hours of love here on Letherbridge FM,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17all in aid of the wonderful Laurels Care Home for the elderly.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Got to hit that 20,000 smacker jackpot...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Bong! ..before I turn back into a pumpkin!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24HE LAUGHS
0:01:24 > 0:01:27So the lines are open for anyone looking to donate,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31or, indeed, looking for love.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32News headlines!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Same as yesterday. Travel update...
0:01:38 > 0:01:44Don't move, don't touch that dial, because on line four we've got Rita, who's looking for Mr Right!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Who is he, Rita?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48'I wouldn't be calling if I knew that, Davey!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49'I've only ever met Mr Wrong.'
0:01:49 > 0:01:51'All part of the Love-Match Challenge, Rita.'
0:01:51 > 0:01:55MOBILE RINGS 'I'm sure the perfect fella's out there right now,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57'reaching for the blinking phone.'
0:01:57 > 0:01:59'Mr Leave-His-Toenails-On Me-Dining-Room-Table,
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- 'Mr Up-Him...' - SWITCHES RADIO OFF
0:02:03 > 0:02:05'Right, well, Dr Love is here for you, Rita.'
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh, I wish he was here. I could do with a bit of Dr Love.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Oh!- Oh, do we have to? - SWITCHES RADIO OFF
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oi, I was listening to that!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I had to do his medical check last night. It was a right laugh.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- And it's for charity. - Yeah, charity cases maybe.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, ignore him.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23SWITCHES RADIO ON
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Mr Sulky Boy needs to lighten up.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27SHE CHUCKLES
0:02:29 > 0:02:31WHIRRING IN BACKGROUND What's that?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33'A hairdryer, darling. I'm doing a blow-dry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35'Yes, Hyacinth, I'm on the radio.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37'Put your hands down, Gladys, I know you're next.'
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh, the salon, right.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43OK, listen, Rita, I'll do my best to track down Mr Right,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46and you have defo narrowed things down.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49So who's up for it? Jonno, any gentlemen callers?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Jem.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Well, well, if it isn't my regular producer, Jemma.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Didn't know you were down for another Love-In session.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Medical emergency, Dr Love.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Jonno got bored and slipped into a coma. It's touch and go.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, yeah, just the way the doctor likes it!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Love 'em and leave 'em. HONKS HORN
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Nice to see you're keen.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What's the first move, boss?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Well, I've got a meeting with the Stafford top brass,
0:03:19 > 0:03:20and you're driving me.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24'So anyone who's a bit of a softy, really.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25'Cuddles on the sofa, you know?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28'Footie and chips, that type of thing.'
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yeah, you go, Ron! You sell that dream, mate!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Ratings aren't bad. Sponsors'll be happy.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37This might be one of his better ideas,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40especially if he makes that jackpot.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- 'Maybe the odd pickled egg.' - Yeah, got the gist, Ron.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45As have all those lucky ladies out there. Pickled...
0:03:45 > 0:03:50footie and chips on the sofa. Because you're worth it.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Right, lines are wide open for Ron,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56so why not flash us some cash for the Laurels?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Make it worth my while, eh? I might love match Rita and Ron,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01get a bit of R-and-R action, eh?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Think pickled eggs are one of the few no-nos
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- I can't specifically remember her mentioning.- Davey?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Yeah. Do you hear that?- What? - The call...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- of nature!- Davey!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16SHE SIGHS
0:04:16 > 0:04:20And for things being so hard for young people these days,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24for a while, Manjul and I worried she had lost her way.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25But now...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, you must be so proud.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh, yes, I still have to pinch myself.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34My daughter, the doctor.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36And back with Aran.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39He's such a good match for her.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40All is right with my world.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, somebody's ears must be burning.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Look who's here, singing your praises!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Mum. You're early.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55I couldn't wait to see you and... get the news.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Thing is, I'm still a bit snowed under, so...
0:04:58 > 0:05:02All right. Well, I'm perfectly fine here. You go and heal the sick.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Valerie and I have plenty to chat about.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Let's have a cup of tea.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I think I've got some of those Indian blends.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19HE SIGHS
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Problem, Sergeant? I mean, apart from your navigational skills.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26No. I love a bit of chauffeuring.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Full and proper use of my training, this.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ah. Shame.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34I was hoping you might have a couple of brain cells left over
0:05:34 > 0:05:37to talk strategy of the case while we were driving.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- You never know, I might have. - Good. Because I've been thinking.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45The only way we can catch these baby-stealing lowlifes
0:05:45 > 0:05:49without putting anybody else at risk is to work undercover...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51OK, sounds good to me.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52..as a married couple.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Hollins! - CAR BRAKES SCREECH, HORN BLARES
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Maybe we are stretching those brain cells a little too far after all.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05No, it's just... Well, why does it have to be you and me?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Why can't it be me and a female DS?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Thanks for the vote of confidence!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14No, what I mean is, somebody further down the food chain.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I fit the profile. Professional, a certain age,
0:06:17 > 0:06:18past having children.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21And I think we can pull it off.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Boss...- And you can stop calling me boss for a start.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30We have to work on being natural together.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Stop off at the service station before we get to the motorway
0:06:33 > 0:06:35and we can have a test run.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- 'Where the hell are you?' - Medical check-up.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41'What, in the gents? You're supposed to be back on in 20...'
0:06:41 > 0:06:45So put me on. Tom was very clear - by the book, 12-hourly. Little plonker.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47'I think Tom'll be more worried about you having a whiz on air.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- 'Davey, we can't go on like this.' - Yes, we can,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- I'm on the OB kit in nine... - 'Davey.'
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- ..eight...- 'We can go recorded,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- 'the old flames piece.'- ..six...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Brian David Slocombe. - 'Clear the air.'
0:06:58 > 0:07:02You clear the air. Three... SCREAM OF FRUSTRATION DOWN PHONE
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And we're live on Letherbridge FM!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Yeah, the big Love-In, here at the Mill Health Centre!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Love is in the air, love is on the air!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13So who's looking for love?
0:07:13 > 0:07:18In exchange for a small financial donation.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What's the deal with this patient?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Ah. That's the local DJ, he's doing a charity marathon.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24He's causing havoc in reception.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27'Perhaps you should be seen more privately?'
0:07:27 > 0:07:29'Why, Dr Reid!'
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Oh, is that my mum?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32'I would love to.'
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oi, oi, oi!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Says you who only saw him yesterday. Brian Slocombe?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Dr Love. Here to get checked out by the rather sexy nurse Chris.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Snap on those rubbers, mate, lube up. I'm all yours.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Thank you. - SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oh, do you want a coffee, love?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56(Darling? Love.)
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Sugar.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Really? Sugar?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Sugar. Brown.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Sorry, boss. Can I have another coffee, please?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Someone has to wear the trousers.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Just go and find us a table while I pay, eh?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Sugar.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24So, sexy nurse Chris, is Dr Love going to live?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Live to love anyone humanly possible,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31and maybe, once in a while, the beasts of the field?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- It looks like it.- Yes, I feel it!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I feel your healing touch, sexy nurse Chris,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- all over my body. - So glad I could help.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yeah, I feel like we've shared something deep and spiritual.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Tell me you felt it too. THEY LAUGH
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Yeah, I felt something, all right. - Join me then!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Join me, sexy nurse Chris, be my sexy nurse sidekick!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Help me fill my bucket of love to the brim!- I've got patients.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'll cover. Come on, it's for charity!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Will he, won't he? Will love prevail?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Stay tuned.- Come on, Chris.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Oh, he won't, he hasn't got the bottle.- Out!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- MOBILE VIBRATES - Take me, Dr Love! Take me!- Out!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11SLAMS DOOR
0:09:11 > 0:09:13BREATHES HEAVILY
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Did you know about this surgery stunt? We're getting complaints.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21And I've had the manager in my ear,
0:09:21 > 0:09:23saying we didn't get approval beforehand.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Well, maybe not strictly but I thought it was good radio.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- And there's no rule against broadcasting your own check-up. - They're my rules.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33You know what he's like if you give him an inch.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Rein him in, yeah?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39SHE SIGHS
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Sit down before you fall down. - I will tomorrow.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You can't get enough, you saucy little minx.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- You must be running on empty. - I better fuel up, then.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Only caffeine.- You need to pull back.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Dr Love doesn't do pulling back.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Especially now sexy nurse Chris has said I'm all right.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Right, 60 minutes to hit that jackpot.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Hey, and if I do kick it,
0:10:02 > 0:10:06we'll always have this moment. HE LAUGHS
0:10:12 > 0:10:14You've got to get your head in the game somehow.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20All right, pretend I'm wifey, her indoors, what's her name? Karen.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- I can't do that.- Come on.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- What would you say if she was here now?- I don't know.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Must be a bundle of laughs in your house(!)
0:10:26 > 0:10:28All right. Why don't you go steady on the mayo?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- You know how touchy you get about your cellulite.- You what?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Nice to know romance isn't dead(!)
0:10:33 > 0:10:35But you talk to me again like that and you will be.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Grab us a serviette.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39If you can do that without making a hash of it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Yes, boss.- You're not even trying.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Because it's going nowhere.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Because you won't get your backside in gear.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Everything hangs on us pulling this off.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- You think I don't know that? - But, hey,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52if you can't play with the big boys...
0:10:52 > 0:10:53You...
0:10:55 > 0:10:57OK, what's your name?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Oh. I don't know, actually, we're a bit chocker.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Can you hold?
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- I've been trying to get you! Tom said...- Oh, stuff Tom. Yeah!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Lines are open, so keep that dosh rolling in for the Laurels.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18But if you were just on the high street, you've been chugged!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Shake that booty, sexy nurse Chris! COINS RATTLE
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Whey! Jemma, grab the moolah
0:11:24 > 0:11:27and flick some switches or whatever it is you do.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- The doctor needs fresh meat! - Coming right up.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32'Oh, hiya, Davey. It's Chantelle.'
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I don't think the doctor remembers, Chantelle. It was last week.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Chantelle!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Otherwise known, thanks to our wonderful sponsors,
0:11:40 > 0:11:46as Miss July on the Letherbridge Power Tools calendar!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Course the doctor remembers. How could I forget?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53'Had a good night, didn't we? I just wanted to say ta, you know...'
0:11:53 > 0:11:57For the love injection, yeah. Went down a treat, as I recall.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HONKS HORN, CHANTELLE GIGGLES
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Thanks for helping out.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I didn't really have a choice.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07He's hanging in by a thread, you know. It's not surprising after 70-odd hours.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Oh, hanging's too good for him.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Sorry. It's just...he's been off the rails since last week.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's enough to fray anyone's nerves, all this.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yeah, well...that's the big Love-In!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27You know, I took a flyer on you being the right man for this job.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Yes, boss.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30No, boss, three bags full.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Just drop the kowtowing and grow a pair!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Why would I need to do that
0:12:35 > 0:12:39when you've got a pair big enough for the both of us, boss?
0:12:40 > 0:12:45You swan around the station like brass Almighty.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47You never let me forget who wears the trousers, do you?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Right, a ruck in a car park - now we look the part!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51You love it, don't you?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55You absolutely love it, your boot on my neck.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Even with Harrison. Even when my own son's life was on the line,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02you couldn't stop playing your power games!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05That's why this won't work.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10If this is to be done properly, and it's just a lad and a lass,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12it's a fellow and his missus...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15..you leave the brass at the door.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Haven't hit that jackpot. Come on, Letherbridge, what do I have to do, beat it out of you?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Think about it while we're on old flames.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Jem all right?- Yeah, she's fine. She seems nice.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yeah, she's a real pro.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Didn't work out between us, you know.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Can't mix business with funny business.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Had to make a clean break, you know?
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- Ah, Tom-boy! You met Chris, my bucket man?- Yeah, always someone to carry the can
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- for you, isn't there? Guess who I've had on the phone? - Oh, I dread to think.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03The sponsors. "Miss July Power Tools" ring any bells?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yeah, quite a few, actually.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You pull back, Davey. I'm serious.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- We don't mess with sponsors. - All right.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I promise when I picture you, I'll think "tool".
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Just remember contract renewal time approacheth...
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Yeah. And we could go anywhere.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23You can. I'm putting Jemma on Drive Time.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25She's asked for a transfer.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Everyone's so lovely.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I mean, it's challenging, and you're on the back foot half the time,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39but there's something new every day.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Just means there isn't time for much except work.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- And how about...? - I might skip dessert.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48No, look, they've got creme caramel. Two?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49No, Mum.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50You always loved it.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Oh, I'll have...
0:14:54 > 0:14:55cheese and biscuits.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I can make my own decisions, Mum.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Oh, look, an elephant here in the room,
0:15:02 > 0:15:04and it's name is Aran.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07It's just a shame I couldn't hear it from you.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Did you think I wouldn't be happy the wedding is back on?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12The wedding isn't back on.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Seriously, after all those pills? Mate, I'm still working.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Who says one's for you?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26What happened to us, hey?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29We used to make such sweet music, and now it's nag, nag, nag.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I've already lost one producer.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Maybe not quite.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35MOBILE VIBRATES
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Where are you?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Hmm.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You want to stop hanging round by the gents - you'll get a reputation.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Oh, nice touch with Chantelle, by the way.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, I think you came out ahead on points.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Anyway, it's all good radio.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- OVER RADIO: - Always did work well together.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04And for a while, I thought, under all the hype,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06there was something sweet...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10..worth trying for. Something real.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12SHE SIGHS
0:16:12 > 0:16:15And then I roll up the next day and Miss July answers the door.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18So what did you expect me to do, just take her number?
0:16:18 > 0:16:23And I'm wondering if there's anything real there at all, or just...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Dr Love?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Davey, are you still there?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31KNOCK ON DOOR
0:16:31 > 0:16:32'Yeah, I'm still here.'
0:16:32 > 0:16:36OVER RADIO: Just keeping it real, Letherbridge.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37That's Dr Love.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yes, yeah, he's great. I know, lovely.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Mr Right!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I just don't need to be told that by everyone all the time.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I don't need the pressure.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Not when I'm not sure, and I'm not sure yet.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Mmm.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I know he's the perfect husband for the family.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09But the rest of you don't have to marry him, I do.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It's my choice, isn't it? Not yours.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Yes.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17You must choose your own path. You always do.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20But let's be honest. If I wasn't here,
0:17:20 > 0:17:24and you weren't so busy following your own way,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28you would have snapped up the creme caramel instead of that.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Are you sure you're OK?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Yeah! The show must go on. - SHE SNIFFS
0:17:38 > 0:17:40For the next half hour, anyway.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44It's true what they say, though - love hurts.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Unfortunately for you, this is the real me.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Bossy.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15At least that's what my ex said on his way out the door...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17in slightly different words.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Assertive career women are a turn-off, apparently.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25You and him obviously have a lot in common.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26That wasn't my point.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I didn't mean that.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32You're attractive.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yeah, well...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'm just saying,
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I haven't had much practice on the romance front lately.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Yeah.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46I know what you mean.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50You get stuck in ways, don't you?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Stop trying so hard.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Yeah.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yeah, love, it's a many-splendored thing.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11You can give it, but you can't take it.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Everyone's looking for it, but...many never find it.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Some people take love for granted...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23..or just throw it away.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I'm not just digging my heels in, you know.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I want to make the right choice.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- I know, darling. - No, you don't, Mum.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45You can't. Not everyone's lucky enough to find their perfect match.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, there's no such thing.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yeah, right! You and Dad?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52You're so into each other they could hook you up to the National Grid.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It wasn't always plain sailing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57SCOFFS
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I left him once.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04It was only for a few days. I was so unhappy.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I wasn't sure I'd go back.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Your mother?
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- I read the letter. I'm sorry. - Don't be.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I didn't really know her, anyway.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Dumped me when I was a kid. In care.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Only fair I do the same for her. - So why track her down?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Why go through all this, all this fundraising?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Show her?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Ride in on my big horse with a big fat cheque,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51"Look, Ma, I'm somebody.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54"A keeper.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55"Dr Love."
0:20:59 > 0:21:01But then I call to set it up...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08..and they're very sorry to have to tell me...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Probably for the best, anyway.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18She wouldn't have booted me out if she wanted to keep me.
0:21:18 > 0:21:24Shunted round from one kids home to another. Who needs real, eh?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Real pain, rejection, real life?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Best just to make a clean break.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Maybe she had her reasons.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Maybe something was happening at home. Or it was going to happen.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Something bad. And she just wanted to get you out of there.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Maybe she did it for love.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Maybe.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'm so tired.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I've got a show to finish.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Everyone's looking for love.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah. But not always in the right place.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16No, we met when you rear-ended me and left a note on my car...
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- No.- What? It's perfectly believable.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22No, we met at work. If we want to be like a real couple,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24the closer we are to the truth, the better.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27All right. Agreed.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28- MOBILE CHIMES - Oh.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Oh, I lost track. Got to be there in 20.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Don't worry, I'll get you there.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35What, with your driving?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Be lucky if we get there at all. - Don't push it, love.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40HE CHUCKLES
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Listen, I'd better get off,
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- if you're going to live after all. - Yeah, I might.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03You never said anything before.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07What's to say? Your dad and I worked through it,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09grew together.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13You never really know someone till you've been together 20 years.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17But haven't you ever wondered, if you hadn't gone back,
0:23:17 > 0:23:19what your life might have been?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I know I wouldn't have had my two beautiful children
0:23:23 > 0:23:26and the wonderful life I've shared with your dad.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Darling, don't miss everything that's right
0:23:33 > 0:23:34looking for what's wrong.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42If you let Aran go, you might not find another man as good.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Couple of minutes to go.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Anyone out there want to talk to me?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07No? Jem?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Jem?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14I'm sorry.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Good luck on Drive Time. You deserve it.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21You deserve more than Dr Love.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Cos he...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25is really full of it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm full of it.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I was just scared with you and me.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39It got real, and I couldn't hack it, so I ran to the nearest dolly.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Dr Love?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I don't even know if I can.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I just know I'm scared of trying,
0:24:52 > 0:24:56but that's nothing compared to the thought that I'll never hear your voice...
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Hi.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I just nipped to the loo.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Yeah.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05I knew that.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13That's all, folks.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15JAUNTY RADIO VOICE: This is...
0:25:17 > 0:25:19NORMAL VOICE: ..Brian David Slocombe,
0:25:19 > 0:25:2338, working on a spare tyre, not much to look at,
0:25:23 > 0:25:24signing off...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28..scared but hopeful.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32How's that for real?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- TEARFULLY:- It's all good radio.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40So I'll wait for you?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43No, I'll be a while. They'll get someone to drive me.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Back to the real world, eh?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah...boss.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Anyway, it's really nice to be working with you.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Have a nice life.- Rizz?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Rizz, please.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14You've been arrested for drink-driving.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16And who says I was drinking?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Why else would you refuse the breathalyser test?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21You just seem to be making it up.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Not all of it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27My cat did die last year.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Right.
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