0:01:17 > 0:01:20HE WALKS DOWNSTAIRS
0:01:21 > 0:01:24SHE SIGHS
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Sienna, darling?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Are you awake?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I've made us some breakfast.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Are you not going into work?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yeah, er...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'm still on the CID job.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25So, I'll probably be home late.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Right.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'll see you later.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44BACK DOOR CLOSES
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I've got a surprise for you this afternoon. Something you'll like.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I'm not going to tell you what, otherwise it wouldn't be a surprise.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58And I thought I might cook something special tonight.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01You haven't tried my crispy duck yet, have you?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:03 > 0:03:05That'll be your new dress.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Mum?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Darling, I need you to take me to the doctor's.- I thought you were in Rome.- I'm such a scatterbrain!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I completely forgot about my check-up.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Though if I had to listen to another day of Margaret Forbes going on about Michelangelo...
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- I wasn't expecting you back till Friday.- Come on! I don't want to be late.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I've...got to call a client.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Well, the sooner we leave, the sooner you'll be back.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Can't you get a taxi?- I'm not spending good money on a taxi.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40If you're not prepared to take your poor mother to the doctor's...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You've moved that plant, haven't you?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- I'm not sure I like it there.- Mum, I don't think you should come in...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Not if you're going to be late.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, come along, then. And put your coat on!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Fingers on buzzers, everyone, here is your starter for ten.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12We do not have buzzers, Dr Carter.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15As you know, we call our patients through by name.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18It's a figure of speech, Mrs Tembe. I am merely setting the scene.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22You're not still going on about this quiz, Heston? No-one's interested.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27I've thought of little else. I'll be quiz master, there'll be a modest prize, and I ordered a case of Cava.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Oh, I love a good quiz, me. - It won't be a good quiz.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- It will be a GREAT quiz.- I'm sure it will be a most memorable evening.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Well, what a shame I'm going to miss it.- I've thought of that.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Cancel your yoga classes, postpone the Christmas shopping
0:04:39 > 0:04:43and spurn your loved ones. Wednesday night is the night!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45That's a bit short notice.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I don't want you to rearrange on my account.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51It's the least we can do after your unprecedented assault course.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52As you said, Mr Bellamy,
0:04:52 > 0:04:57team building is a valuable tool in the modern workplace.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Well, not if it's going to inconvenience the entire practice.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Nonsense! I wouldn't dream of doing it without you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Oh, come here! Anyone'd think you couldn't dress yourself!- Mum!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Can't you make a little more effort?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- You'll never get a girlfriend at this rate. Will you?- No.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24And another thing, it's almost certainly against health and safety regulations.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- You can't just hold a quiz anywhere. - Howard! It's a quiz, not a club.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I think it is an excellent idea.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Society does not put enough value on intellectual pursuits.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I hardly think that a pub quiz is an intellectual pursuit.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43I am sure Dr Carter does not intend for us to do a "pub quiz".
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Yeah, stop being such a grump! Come on, it'll be good for team spirit.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Well, it's really not my idea of fun.- What, and running around a field
0:05:49 > 0:05:51getting covered in mud is mine, is it?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Don't make a nuisance of yourself when I'm with the doctor, dear.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Mrs Warden! How was your holiday? - It was wonderful, thank you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I have always wanted to see the Sistine Chapel.- I do hope I haven't missed my appointment.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- It entirely slipped my mind. - Do not worry, Mrs Warden.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- You are right on time, as always. - No thanks to this one.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Wait for me here. I won't be long.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19So, Mr Warden, we have not seen you at church recently.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I hope we have not scared you away.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23No. I, I... No..
0:06:23 > 0:06:25When your mother is away on holiday,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28you are more than welcome to come alone.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Or...or with someone else.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I did not mean to suggest that you are single.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You could come with a girlfriend, for example.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Or a gentleman friend?- No.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Girlfriend.- Oh?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, well, your mother did not say anything.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52She's not...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I thought you'd be well into it. - It'll be rubbish.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Who won the FA cup in 1972,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00and what was the British entry for the Eurovision Song Contest?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03It's just stuff that no-one knows.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Leeds. 1-0 against Arsenal. Header from Allan Clarke.- Wow!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Luxembourg came first in the Eurovision Song Contest in 1972.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12The New Seekers came second with Beg, Steal or Borrow.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Hello.- Hi, love.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Love?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'm making an effort.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Whatever you say, boss.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Don't call me boss.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- I wish you'd make up your mind. - Well, just drop "boss" altogether.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Yes, love.- Do you want a coffee?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Mmm, very posh.- Well, Lyn and Rob Farrell do not drink instant.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Not on my watch, anyway.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42OK, you won't get this one.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45In the film Blade Runner, what's the name of Daryl Hannah's character?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Blade Runner. 1982. She played Pris.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51No way! Do you write encyclopaedias for a living or something?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- No.- So what do you do? - I'm a freelance programmer.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Java and Cobol, mostly, with some Agile and V.net.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00You what?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I have a question.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Who invented the typewriter?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Pellegrino Turri, in 1808, or Henry Mill in 1714.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- It depends what you define as typewriter.- Is that right?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, I do not know. That's why I asked him the question.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18How do you know all this stuff?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs Tembe.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Has Clive been making a nuisance of himself?- No!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Your son has been entertaining us with the breadth of his knowledge.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30He is a very polite and educated young man.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33He knows his trivia, that's for sure.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Not that it does him any good. Not with girls, anyway.
0:08:35 > 0:08:41Well, I am not surprised that he has been snapped up by someone who appreciates his intelligence.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- That'll be the day. He's got more chance of playing for the Villa, haven't you, dear?- I thought...
0:08:45 > 0:08:50- Well, you said that you had a girlfriend.- That's not what... - Clive, is this true?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Clive!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oops.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, dear.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10HE BREATHES RAPIDLY
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Who is she?- No-one.- You would tell me, wouldn't you?- Yes.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17- Are you sure?- Yes!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Would you like me to come and help you tidy up?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23No!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Well, if you're going to be like that, you can drive me home.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34This one's too easy - what are our jobs?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Um, I'm in marketing, you work for an IT company.- Correct.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Um, it's Saturday night.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Do we stay in and cook, go out somewhere, invite friends round, or get a takeaway?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Well, we've not been here too long, so we don't have that many friends,
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Letherbridge on a Saturday - don't think so. So we would get a takeaway.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Especially as your cooking is so rubbish.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01- Hey! I can joke about it, you can't. - Just getting into character...love.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05No cheating.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10We are trying to conceive.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14How often do we have sex? DOOR OPENS >
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Not often enough.- Mmm.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- That's not what it says here.- Just trying to get into character...love.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Ahem...
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Not, er...interrupting anything, am I?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I'm sorry I had to rush off like that, darling.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Mum's back from Rome early,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40then I had to drop her off at home, so...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43that's the end of our peace and quiet.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48We'll have to keep you out of the way for a bit.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53It was nice while it lasted, though, wasn't it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Not having her breathing down our necks all the time.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02So what are you going to wear today?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07How about this one?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10No?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16What about this?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You'd look great in this.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I'll be listening in and so will Ops.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24If we hear from Andrei, they can trace the call.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26When are we expecting him to get in contact?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30With the other couples, it's usually a day or two, so hopefully we won't have too long to wait.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33It's probably best if you answer it, boss.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37He'll be expecting a desperate would-be mother. No offence, Sarge.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38None taken.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Nice! I knew I should've done this job.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I could do with a couple of days sitting around doing nothing.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Any chance of a coffee? It's freezing out there.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51This isn't Starbucks, Detective.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Of course not. Sorry, boss.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I should, er, probably get back to the car.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I've got a bit of paperwork needs catching up on.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11'Which river for part of its length forms the boundary
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- 'between the cities of Salford and Manchester?'- Irwell!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16'Er...the Eyre?
0:12:16 > 0:12:21'The Irwell. What is the common name of the North American cat closely related to the European lynx?'
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Bob cat.- 'Puma.- Bob cat. In the Crimean War, which city
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- 'now in Ukraine fell to British and French troops...?'- Sevastopol!
0:12:28 > 0:12:29TV IS TURNED OFF
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Darling, I've got to get to the post office, and I need to pick up a couple of things for dinner.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35You'll be all right on your own, won't you?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Tell you what, I'll get you in the bath now.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42I'm not going to have time later. What do you think?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53KNOCK ON DOOR Yes?
0:12:53 > 0:12:58- I am so sorry to interrupt. - Yes, what is it, Mrs Tembe?
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Mr Bellamy wanted to know if you have looked at the shortlist for tomorrow's interviews.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- And have you read the curriculum vitaes I gave you?- Curricula vita.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13"What is the plural of curriculum vitae?"
0:13:13 > 0:13:15So what shall I tell Mr Bellamy?
0:13:15 > 0:13:20Tell him that there's more in heaven and earth than is dreamed of in his philosophy.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Who said that to whom and, for an extra point, where?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- You will have to give him that message yourself.- Hamlet.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- No quiz is complete without the bard!- Now...
0:13:29 > 0:13:33What about Lord Andrew Lloyd-Webber?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Well, he deserves the same recognition
0:13:36 > 0:13:38for his wonderful musicals!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yes, thank you, Mrs Tembe.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Back soon, darling!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:29 > 0:15:31CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE
0:15:43 > 0:15:45SHE GIGGLES
0:15:45 > 0:15:48HE PLAYS THE SCALES
0:15:54 > 0:15:57HE SIGHS
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Ha! Have you seen this?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03We used to play it every Christmas.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07"You have been asked to do a photo shoot,
0:16:07 > 0:16:09"and they will pay you five grand, but...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11"you have to go topless.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14"Do you accept?"
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Come off it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21I don't get out of bed for less than ten thousand.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Mrs Tembe?- I have come to apologise.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- I am so sorry. I did not mean to speak out of turn.- No.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52I have baked you a fruit cake. It was for the church's bring-and-buy,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54but I can always bake them another one.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Now, in my experience, it is never a good idea
0:16:57 > 0:16:59to keep secrets from your loved ones.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- No.- Oh, I see you have bought flowers. Now, that...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05That is an excellent idea!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07The kitchen's just through here?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17SHE GASPS
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Now, that is much better!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Your girlfriend is going to be very impressed.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Mrs Tembe, you don't have to...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Mrs Warden?- Sienna!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36OK...
0:17:36 > 0:17:39"You have been invited to a drinks party,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42"but unfortunately, so has your ex-husband,
0:17:42 > 0:17:45"whom you haven't seen since your acrimonious divorce.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49"Do you stay or make your excuses and leave?"
0:17:50 > 0:17:54I pour a glass of rioja all over his pristine suit.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Ouch.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02The funny thing is, I always thought it would be me who kicked him out.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Hmm, sorry.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Oh, don't worry. It's OK now. Most of the time.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12"It's your birthday.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16"Your two children present you with a bowl of cherries.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19"Later, you find they've been picked from your neighbour's cherry tree.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- "Do you keep quiet?"- Yeah, well, that does sound like Jack and Immie!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Those two really gave you the run-around.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27You must be relieved they're out of your hair.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Yeah.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I suppose.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I don't know what you thought you were doing with that thing in your bath.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- You should be ashamed of yourself! - It's...- What if Mrs Tembe found her?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45In the medical profession, we are used to seeing...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47many strange sights.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Do you think this is normal?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Do you?- Many men have unusual preferences, Mrs Warden.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00- It's not that unusual.- What on earth would your father have thought?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- What on earth would your girlfriend think?- She IS my girlfriend.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- She's what? - Sienna IS my girlfriend.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Don't be ridiculous! It's a doll!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Her name is Sienna.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Your girlfriend? - Clive! She's a doll!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20He needs help, doesn't he? Medical help!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Oh, my goodness.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Mmm, this is more like it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29You're working late and your attractive boss makes a pass at you.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Do you accept her invitation?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Careful...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36your career could depend on this.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Well, in that case,
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- I would have to say that... - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Hello, Lyn Farrell?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Andrei! Hello!
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oh, really?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, that's fantastic.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08No, um, tomorrow would be perfect!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Yeah.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Mrs Tembe, I want you to book him an appointment. He needs therapy.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18And THIS isn't helping!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I think it is Clive who should decide what he needs.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Well, I'm sorry that's how you feel, Mrs Tembe.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I thought I could rely on you!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Well, this nonsense has got to stop!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Mum, what are you doing? Please don't do that.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33This has gone too far! It's not good for you playing with dolls.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Let go of her!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Please...- I'm getting rid of her for you!- I don't want you to!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Mrs Warden, this is not your decision!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- It's not about what you want, but what's good for you.- Mum, please!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46What have you done?!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49That's enough!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52You're always telling me what to do.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Stop interfering and leave me alone!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59You said you wanted to meet my girlfriend! Well, now you have!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02If you don't like her, that's your problem, not mine.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04This is my choice!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06If you don't like it, you can leave!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- But Clive...- Get out!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Darling...- Out!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I blame you for this!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25We'll have a pursuit team in place tomorrow afternoon
0:21:25 > 0:21:27to follow Andrei once he leaves here.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Armed Response are on standby just in case things turn ugly.- Right.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34We really need him to swallow your story.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- If he smells anything dodgy...- Yeah.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Thank you, Detective Inspector. I think we know what we have to do.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Yes, boss.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Well, I think that's it for today. You might want to get some rest.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Tomorrow's going to be full on. - Thank you, Terry.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58So same time tomorrow.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05Unless you want to... go over the questions again.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08There is a bottle of wine in the fridge.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20OK, contestants, fingers on buzzers. Nurse Marquez goes...
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Buzz!- Nurse Reid goes...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- UNENTHUSIASTIC: Ding. - Question number one -
0:22:26 > 0:22:29"Now what I want is facts"? Who said that?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31What?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'll have to hurry you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Thomas Gradgrind. The first line of Hard Times. Charles Dickens.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Question number two.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41"In my younger and more vulnerable years,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43"my father gave me some advice
0:22:43 > 0:22:47"I've been turning over in my mind ever since."
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Can you tell me what that advice was?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53This is ridiculous.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Heston, how are we supposed to know stuff like that?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58This is elementary literary knowledge.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00For you, maybe.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I had hoped we were going to rise above celebrity culture
0:23:02 > 0:23:04and Z-factor, but clearly not.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- I'm not coming if all the questions are like this.- I knew it'd be lame.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Well, if you're such experts, you do it.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18We just do things together, that's all.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22We watch TV. Have dinner. Stuff any other couple does.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Yeah, well, there is no need to be ashamed or embarrassed.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29A lot of people find... unconventional ways of...
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- Well, sorting out their problems. - I just like having her around. She's someone to talk to.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38These last couple of weeks have been...fun.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Well, I know it can get lonely when you live on your own.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Lots of single people have cats and dogs.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47This isn't so different. In fact, in some ways, it's more natural.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52With Sienna I can just...be myself. I don't have to pretend.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56I don't expect it to last forever.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58People change.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I am sure you are going to find someone real one day,
0:24:01 > 0:24:05and she is going to like you for yourself.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08I just don't meet anyone. I work alone, I don't go out much.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Sure, there are lots of things you can do to meet new people.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Have you thought about joining a book club?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I've lots of friends on the internet!
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Or now, what about a salsa class?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25There are some very nice ladies who attend the salsa class at my church.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Girls just laugh at me. They think I'm a nerd.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I get shy and tongue-tied and they laugh at me.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34These ladies at church, they are very...
0:24:34 > 0:24:37very patient and understanding.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Well, they would welcome you with open arms.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43They are always looking for new young men to join their class.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Salsa's not really my thing.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47There is no pressure.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Just young people go there...
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Well, to have fun. - We'll think about it.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Won't we, darling?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I'll think about it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08GIGGLING
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- That was a bit mean.- What? - I heard you ganging up on Heston.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- Oh, come on.- He's put a lot of work into that quiz.- Yeah.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- We were a bit mean.- He shouldn't have asked such stupid questions!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- And now there's no quiz?- Aw!
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- You could do it? Oh, you'd be great! - Why don't you?- Um...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Because I'm super busy. Oh, please!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- OK!- General knowledge was never your strong point, was it, darling?
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Yes!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- He was never very academic. - Well...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yes, I was.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43OK...
0:25:45 > 0:25:46I'll do it!
0:25:50 > 0:25:51SHE LAUGHS
0:25:51 > 0:25:54TELEPHONE RINGS
0:25:57 > 0:25:59SHE SIGHS
0:26:08 > 0:26:11'I'm sorry, but the person you called...'
0:26:14 > 0:26:17SHE REDIALS
0:26:17 > 0:26:19TELEPHONE RINGS
0:26:19 > 0:26:21MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
0:26:21 > 0:26:24"The Sweeney" RINGTONE BLARES
0:26:36 > 0:26:38HE SWITCHES IT OFF
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Heston, this is the 21st century.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- There is such a thing as fair selection.- What about gut instinct?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09He started dressing differently.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Anyway, it turned out he was having an affair.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Big surprise!
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Mind if I have a look around?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Standard procedure. - Yeah, of course.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Where would you like to start? - Where's your baby going to sleep?
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