0:00:27 > 0:00:30ETHEREAL CHANTING
0:01:15 > 0:01:17PHONE BEEPS
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Yes! Get in!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28MUSIC: "I'm Sexy And I Know It" by LMFAO
0:01:32 > 0:01:33# I'm sexy and I know it
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# When I'm at the mall
0:01:43 > 0:01:44# Security just can't fight 'em off
0:01:44 > 0:01:46# And when I'm at the beach
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# I'm in a Speedo Trying to tan my cheeks... #
0:01:49 > 0:01:51LOUD SCREAM
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Come on, not far now.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Just a few more steps.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You can do it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Mum! You promised you'd try!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Come here, you GORGEOUS thing!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34PHONE RINGS, SHE SIGHS
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Dr Reid.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm coming over.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50And you're coming with me.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Come on! What are you doing in there?!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Yeah, won't be much longer.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You'd better not be doing... you-know-what.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21DOOR BUZZER
0:03:22 > 0:03:25We're meant to be there before nine.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26She promised me she would try.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28She did, but the neighbours were watching
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- and she gets herself all wound up. - Where is she now?
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Won't come down. She's got herself in a right state.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Perhaps I SHOULD call, tell them she can't make it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39No. She needs this, Jake. And so do you.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I have tried talking to her, but she won't listen.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, she'll listen to me.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Talk of the devil!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Emma had to go out on a call so you've got her patients
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- till she gets back. - Yeah, fine, whatever.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54What?!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- No "That's not fair - why me"? - No, that's cool.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Have you got a cold?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You should not come in to work if you have a cold.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02No, I haven't got a cold.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Then, why the train-robber look? Someone after you?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, it's just...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I've got a date, tonight.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Oooh! Who is it?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Melissa. But...I'm going to have to cancel.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16She out of your league?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17No! It's...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- WHIMPERING:- It's cos I've got this.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Whoa!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Oh. Oh, I must say.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Now, that is very impressive.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's a disaster, more like.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Daphne, I thought this is what you wanted -
0:04:35 > 0:04:37you know, to get back to your old self?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I do!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43But no-one understands what it's like for me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Well, we are trying to understand.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48That's why we've got you your own room.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's all arranged.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55If it's the procedure you're worried about, there's really no need.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58It's simple. You'll be home by this afternoon.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00This is no good - she's too upset.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01We should call it off.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04If she misses this slot, it'll be months before she gets another one.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08But we can't even get her to open the door, let alone into the car.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10What are you whispering about?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Nothing, Mum. We just need you to open the door.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16You can't MAKE me go.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Maybe try another day.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Daphne, open this door.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25You are going to go today, if I have to drag you there myself.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You are not going to waste everyone's time again.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32If you do, I'll cancel the referral and that will be it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35You'll have to stay like that, for ever.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Are you REALLY going to come with me?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46That's put a little more life into it.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Getting that doctor round to bully me...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51All that whispering.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'm a burden to you - that's what you think.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Don't be silly. That's your nerves talking.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Maybe it's best I died on the operating table.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Don't say stuff like that. It's bad luck - tempts fate.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Mum...stop this, please.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It'll be OK.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16You'll soon be going out again, seeing your friends.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I haven't got any friends, not any more.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Rubbish. All the parties you and Dad used to have?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27People still talk about them, you know. Always ask after you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31We were such a handsome pair, me and your father.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35He used to say we were like Antony and Cleopatra.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37The Burton and Taylor of Letherbridge.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41He was such a fine man.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Such good times.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46There'll be good times again.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Who knows - you could meet a gentleman friend.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53A new Richard to your Liz.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56You won't want me around cramping your style then!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58All sorted my end. How are you doing in here?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Well, the slap's on and the hair's revived.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I always feel better when I've got my slap on.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Yes,, you can believe that I used to turn heads now.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09You STILL turn heads, Mum.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11For all the wrong reasons, these days.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- SNAPS FINGERS:- I need my scarf.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17No, idiot, NECK scarf!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19NECK scarf, not head! You've just done my hair!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Sorry, I... - What about this one?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Here you are - the doctor's found it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Now, just the coat, then I think that's it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Don't talk to me as if I'm completely senile.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'LL decide when I'm ready.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- I wasn't.- Well, don't.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40And what about these? We haven't done these.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I didn't think we'd need to. - Of course we do.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46A woman feels better with her nails done, doesn't she, Doctor?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48We are running out of time, Daphne.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49We need to get going.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53If I'm not ready, I can't go!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57And this is all tied wrong.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, everything's wrong!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02How about if I give you something, hmm? For the anxiety?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Like what?
0:08:04 > 0:08:09Just a mild sedative. Take the edge off. You'd be like floating on air.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11It's now or never, Daphne.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You can take it while I do your nails.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Car's running.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Make sure there's no-one there.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Trust me - you are going to be as beautiful as you ever were.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Come on, Mother. Coast is clear.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Deep breaths, Daphne.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yes, yes, I can do this.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Don't rush me.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47No wonder he was skulking about and hogging the bathroom this morning!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm telling you, you can't miss it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- The, er, kettle's just BOILED... - Thanks.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56THEY GIGGLE
0:08:56 > 0:08:58How ZIT going, then, Kev?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Had a SPOT of bother this morning?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Oh, ha-ha, hilarious. You told them!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I didn't mean to, it just kind of came up.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08A bit like your spot.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Oh, yeah, yeah, get it all out - go on, mock the afflicted.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Go on, let's have a proper look.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, my God! Krakatoa!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Don't! It'll erupt all over us.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19All right, enough! I do have feelings, you know.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Aw, PORE you.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Do you get it? Pore!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Last time I confide in YOU.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30If only. Hey, call yourselves medical professionals?!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Do you think my son's handsome, Doctor?- Mother!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Of course. He's a real catch.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Well, he COULD be if he lost a little weight.- Mother!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, it's true. You're on the chubby side.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- I'm on a diet. - I think you're fine as you are.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Mrs Morris?- Yes, she is.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52They'll take you from here, Daphne.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Is this it?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Flowers would cheer it up a bit.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03You don't think she'll do a runner, do you?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Not if I get her flowers, take her mind off things.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07You're very good to her, aren't you?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, she gets herself in such a state.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Don't know what I'd have done if she hadn't agreed to take your pill.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ah, well, I have a confession.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- WHISPERS:- It wasn't a sedative.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Sweeteners.- She totally fell for it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- That's amazing. - Well, the mind is a powerful thing.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, good heavens!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29No! It will come back far, far worse.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I don't care - I just need it gone for a few hours!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36You need to be gentle with it, Dr Tyler.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39More...understanding.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I don't think talking to it is going to help.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43No.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Understanding what it needs.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Now, this one...
0:10:48 > 0:10:54This one needs to be bathed in boiling water and vinegar.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Vinegar?
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Oh, yes. To draw out the badness.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03And there is a lot of badness.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06And then - and only then -
0:11:06 > 0:11:10will you be ready for your rendezvous with romance.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23They took my nail polish off. After all that!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27They look old now, like my grandmother's hands.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You'll be strutting your stuff again soon, Mum - you watch.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32See you when you come out.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Hey, she's going to be fine.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45It's a small, benign lump on her neck - routine surgery.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I know. It's just a habit.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Can't help worrying about her.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Don't have any REAL sedatives, do you?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I don't think I can handle the wait.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58How about I buy you a cuppa? Tea does wonders.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06KNOCK AT DOOR
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I come bearing toothpaste! And to apologise.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I thought a dab of this might help.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14It doesn't actually do anything, though, does it?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I swore by it as a teenager.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Besides, it really isn't that bad,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I was just being cruel - couldn't help myself.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Balsamic?- Vinegar's supposed to draw out the badness.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Though I doubt anything will sort this out by the evening.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Why? What's happening this evening?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I've got a date. Melissa from Sutton Vale.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- A FIRST date?- Yeah. But I haven't actually confirmed with her yet.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You're not seriously thinking of going, though?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Hey, maybe I could use some of your cover-up.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43We're kind of the same tone.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46No amount of makeup's going to cover THAT thing.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- I thought you just said it wasn't that bad.- I was being nice.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Now you're just being cruel! - Cruel to be kind.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Believe me - with that on your face,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56she'll be asking for the bill before the olives arrive.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Dr Tyler?- I'll leave you to it.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yes, hi. Come in.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02You usually see Dr Reid, right?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Yeah, Deborah Evesham. I need a repeat prescription.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Oh, right, for the, um...- Sorry?
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- For the...you know, the, um... - The pill. Contraceptive?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Six months' supply.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24All went well. No problems, no problems at all.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26See? I told you. Nothing to worry about.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- You were right - she needed this done.- You both did.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Things'll change now. She'll get her confidence back.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34And what about you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Well, hopefully after a few days' rest, she'll be up and...
0:13:37 > 0:13:39No, I mean about the volunteering you were telling me about.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh, the International Citizen Service.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah, sounds exciting. It's not too late, is it?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Actually, I've already filled in an application online.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh, that's brilliant!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Haven't put myself forward for any placements yet.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- But, now Mum's on the mend... - Promise me you'll do it, Jake.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Get out into the real world.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I will, promise.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02With a bit of luck, I'll be somewhere tropical by the new year!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06OK, so your blood pressure's a little bit raised
0:14:06 > 0:14:08but not markedly... Significantly!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11But maybe you should come back in a few weeks, just to make sure
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- there's nothing else underlying. - So you think I might have a problem?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19No, you're in good health on the face of it... On the surface!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I just meant, um...
0:14:22 > 0:14:23You'll be fine.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Just to make sure. Changes in blood pressure shouldn't be ignored.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Annoyance can raise your blood pressure, can't it?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yes. Yes, it can.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34So, do I get my prescription, then?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Yeah. I'm just printing it out for you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, there's a big blotch on it!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I mean that, not you! I'll print you out another one.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- What is wrong with you? - It's the printer!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Yes, I know!- OK, so I didn't say anything about your...
0:14:48 > 0:14:51The point is, you shouldn't have to say that.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- I didn't!- About the printer. I knew you meant the flamin' printer!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Come on, take a closer look.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Seen enough?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Do you happen to see the person underneath the mark, as well?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07There is one. Hello!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Hello.- Great.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Now, goodbye.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15He's got a serious problem, do you know that?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16No, it was the printer!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It had a big blotch on it and she's got a big...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21She's right. There IS something wrong with you.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I don't know why she's so upset.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It's not like I said she was ugly or anything.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28In fact, if she covered up, I wouldn't mind giving her...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30The King of Superficial strikes again!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44SHE COUGHS
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Hey! Back in the land of the living.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51They said it went really well. Removed with no problems.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Perhaps they'll put it in a jar, let us keep it!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, don't be disgusting!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58We could put it on the mantelpiece.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00SNAPS FINGERS: I want to see it.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04It'd be the perfect conversation starter for when the guests arrive.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I don't know why you're being so silly.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Well, it's good news, isn't it?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11You'll have to wait till the dressing's off for a proper look.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, Jake, my arm!
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Something's happened!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I can't move it!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Hey, where've you been? You missed all the fun and games with Kevin.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30I've been having some of my own.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32We've been winding him up all morning,
0:16:32 > 0:16:33then one of your patients came in.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36PHONE RINGS Hello, Dr Reid.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39(I'll pop in.)
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Say that again.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Where's my son? I want my son!- OK.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I've told them to leave me alone!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Daphne, you have to let them help you.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55The paralysis may only be temporary,
0:16:55 > 0:16:57but they'll need to assess you properly.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01You may only need some time to recover and a bit of physiotherapy.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I don't want therapy - I want to go home.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Water, dear.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07You don't have to be alone in this.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Either of you.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13They have a great rehabilitation centre here.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16They could keep you in and give you all the support you'll need.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I'm not staying here. And we don't mind "alone".
0:17:19 > 0:17:22We've been alone together for years.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26You won't leave me here, will you, sweetheart?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Course not.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43RINGING TONE
0:17:44 > 0:17:47'Hi, it's Melissa. Please leave a message.'
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Hi, Melissa, hi, it's Kev.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Look, I'm really sorry it's taken so long to get back to you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56It's just...something came up.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I think that's her finally off.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16She'll feel better after a sleep.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'll tell them not to disturb.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Thanks for the glass - she's hates plastic.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28That volunteering placement.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30It's not impossible, you know.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Jake...
0:18:34 > 0:18:38The rehabilitation centre really is the best place for her.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39She won't stay.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You know that, she'll want to be at home.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Well, don't give her the choice.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46She can't rely on you for everything.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Jake...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51She's my Mum.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I'm all she has.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I shouldn't have filled out that form, it was a stupid idea.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Tempts fate.- Jake!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21'You have no new messages.'
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I CAN'T be the King of Superficial, can I?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Not if I'm prepared to meet her, warts and all.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I've left it too long, haven't I? I've blown it.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32When did you leave the message?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Ages ago. Now there's no texts - nothing.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Well, let that be a lesson to you - never keep a lady waiting.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Leave another message. I would, then she'll know you're keen.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44No way, I'll sound a total mug.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I thought you liked her.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I do, that's the problem.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Then, stick your neck out!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Then she'll know you've not gone off the boil.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55No pun intended.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56HE GROANS
0:21:06 > 0:21:07I've been looking for you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Sorry. Needed some air.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- I've just met your Mum's consultant, Mr Adams.- And?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21There have been some interesting developments.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25But what if you're wrong about her? I mean, you could be.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- There's only one way to find out. - Will it hurt?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Not if she's telling the truth. And only a tiny bit if she's lying.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Hello, Daphne!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Oh! I was wondering where everyone had got to.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37How's your left side doing?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Much the same.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42No itching, tingling, or any movement?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44No, all still completely useless.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Get rid of one thing, along comes another.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Oh, water, dear - pass it to me. I'm parched.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56In that case, Daphne, we need to introduce you to this.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57What is it?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- A TENS machine.- A what?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Electrical nerve stimulation.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05What does it do?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Stimulates your nerves with electricity.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09It's part of your therapy.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Causes pain to get things working again.- Pain?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Oh, don't worry. Because you're all numb, you won't feel a thing.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Right, one on the wrist, and one on your elbow.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- I don't really want it, dear. - It'll be OK.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25If we were to do this to me, it would hurt like hell,
0:22:25 > 0:22:28but you're all right - you can't feel a thing.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Eventually you'll feel tingling, as the pathways repair.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- I don't want it! - It's for your own good, Mother.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Right, what's next? - Set the voltage.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38High as possible, in Daphne's case.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- I don't really think... - Don't worry, Daphne.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Right, it's cranking up. Hope there aren't going to be any sparks.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Don't want you going up like Joan of Arc, do we?!- No! No, really!
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Right, get ready, Mother. Five, four, three...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53two, one!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54No! No!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58SHE LAUGHS
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Daphne.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Mother.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17'You have no messages.'
0:23:22 > 0:23:24RINGING TONE
0:23:24 > 0:23:26'Hi, it's Melissa. Please leave a message.'
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Hi, Melissa, hi, it's Kev again.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Look, I'm really sorry about earlier.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I do really want to see you. Really.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36PHONE BEEPS
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Hi! Yeah, I was just leaving you a message!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Everything I've done for you! Everything Dr Reid's done for you!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45But the machine - it must've cured me.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Dr Reid saw you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Your lipstick was already all over this.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52We know you made it up.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55But I wasn't...at first. I couldn't move.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Stop lying!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, what about YOUR lies?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Filling in forms behind my back.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Volunteering. Running off abroad.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06You heard us?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Yes. So don't talk to me about lies.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13All along you've been planning to leave.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16All along, saying you weren't, when you were!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I've been so stupid.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22I don't deserve this. I've just had surgery.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24It was just a cry for help.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28No! For once, Mother, you're going to listen to ME.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I am not your butler,
0:24:30 > 0:24:34your servant, your Mark Antony, or your Richard Burton.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I am your son, and sons leave home.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I AM volunteering, and I AM going abroad,
0:24:39 > 0:24:42and if you can't accept that, then that's it - we're done.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Over. Understood?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Don't be...- If you try and stop me, if there's any more lies,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48you will never see me again.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51And believe me, Mother, I mean it.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55He doesn't.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57It was just shock.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59That's what it was.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Actually, Daphne...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I hope he means every word.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Melissa?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20ETHEREAL CHANTING
0:25:38 > 0:25:42- It's the spot, isn't it?- Well, if I knew you were bringing a friend...
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Sorry. I nearly didn't come.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Is that...toothpaste? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Sorry, I meant to take that off earlier.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Snap.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Wow! I thought MINE was bad.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I think we'll need a table for four!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06This is very kind of you. My son usually does this for me.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10My hands look so masculine without it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Big knuckles, like my grandmother's!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19He'll be off soon, my son, to do charity work.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Abroad.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'll have to go to a salon, I suppose.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Wants to make something of himself.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Experience the world.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Maybe he'll finally lose a bit of weight.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37BOTH: Cheers!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I can't believe I nearly didn't come.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Mm, me too.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43All over some stupid spot.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Silly, isn't it? But it's good cos now I know you're the kind of guy
0:26:46 > 0:26:49who doesn't care about that sort of thing.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I can be myself round you.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Most guys I meet are so superficial.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57They're so worried about what they look like on the outside
0:26:57 > 0:26:59and what I look like. It's all about exterior,
0:26:59 > 0:27:02but I really think beauty's skin deep.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Do you know what I mean?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Mr Bellamy is returning mid-morning. You know how he likes things.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Shipshape and borstal fashion.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Ah, this is the life!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Better than that old banger any day of the week.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Is it OK if I feel your temples?
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Of course. My hijab won't bite.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25SHE SQUEALS Oh, my goodness!
0:27:25 > 0:27:26You didn't buy that car for ME!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28You bought it to impress your other wife!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I just wanted to see you.
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