0:00:26 > 0:00:28SHE HUMS
0:00:32 > 0:00:34SHE SIGHS
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Good morning, Mrs Tembe.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Ah! Good morning, Doctor Carter. And how are you today?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Capital!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Are we expecting royalty?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I am just doing a bit of tidying up.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Mr Bellamy is returning mid-morning.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- You know how he likes things... - Ship-shape and borstal fashion.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Oh, his bark is worse than his bite.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I think it is his army training.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- And we all like to do things our own way.- Indeed.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Otherwise, life would be very boring.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10CAR CLUNKS
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Bloomin' useless, stupid, pigging heap of scrap...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's happened?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I got as far as the High Street. It's been on the blink for ages.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28And I've told you about it, but would you do anything? No!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Too busy playing undercover hero and general saviour of the universe.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm sure it's nothing too serious.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I'll have a quick look and you'll be on your way within the hour.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37I promise.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yeah. Well, we all know about those.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Oops, sorry.- Clumsy!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Ooh, get you and your posh coffee! Ours not good enough?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- I think Howard bulk-buys it from the pound shop.- Probably.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Leaving patients waiting. Most unprofessional.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It is a good job that Mr Bellamy is not back yet.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Yeah, well, while the cat's away, Mrs Tembe...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, I am so sorry. Can I help you?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Nadia Ahmed. To see Doctor Tyler.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Me?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Is that a problem?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Well, no. I just thought, with your...
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I can talk to men, you know.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Yeah, of course. Sorry.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Dr Tyler has a drop-in clinic.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22I know.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Perhaps you would like to go through?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Er, yeah. Of course. If you'd like to go round...
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Useless load of scrap!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, dear! We'll just have to buy a new one.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46No, I'll get it in the garage tomorrow.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47You will not!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'm not driving that old banger another inch.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52What are you talking about? It's done us proud, this has.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's the oldest one in the street! And the practice.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56And it's ugly. And I'm sick of it.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00I'd like to get you a new car, love, but if we don't really need one...
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Oh! Would that be like all the ridiculously expensive fishing rods
0:03:04 > 0:03:06you keep buying?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- And how long do the headaches last? - An hour, two.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Kind of round here.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- And blurred vision?- Sometimes.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Do you have good eyesight?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Er... 20/20, last check.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Me too!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Is that your doctor-in-distress face?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35HE CHUCKLES
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Er...no. It's just...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Your symptoms could indicate temporal arteritis.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Is that serious?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Well, if not treated, it can lead to loss of sight.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50But I'm a bit hesitant, as it doesn't affect people under 50.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh. Really??
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Do eye problems run in the family?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Are you OK? - Fine, apart from the headache!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Do you have a family?
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Er, I don't...discuss personal issues with patients.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10That's a no, then.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Sorry. None of my business.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36I could murder a cuppa.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Don't be like this.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Why...don't you go in Suzy's car?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47It's in for it's 500-mile service. It being brand new.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49HER husband thought she was worth it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Have we got any biscuits?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Nope.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57You told me I was buying too many.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Clearly, watching your waistline for the ladies at work.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, pack it in! Nothing happened.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04If you say so.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You're just playing games now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09No, I'm just reading a magazine.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK! Let's go and have a look.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Right. Come on.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18What, now...?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You can stay here if you want.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22But...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24HE SIGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You don't have a fever and I don't think it's meningitis.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Is it OK if I feel your temples?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Of course. My hijab won't bite.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Right. OK. So...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45They're not prominent or particularly tender...
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Erm, look...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'm not an expert on this condition,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55so I suggest you see Doctor Carter.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Don't you trust your own judgement? - It's usual to seek a second opinion.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'll phone reception and make sure Doctor Carter
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- is able to fit you in.- But I...
0:06:03 > 0:06:06If you don't want it, that's fine. But that's my recommendation.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Right. OK.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'll just...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15KAREN GROANS
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You said new, not second hand!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18I didn't mean 'new' new.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20When have we ever had a 'new' new car..?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Ooh, I've always wanted one of these!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You are joking, aren't you?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31We want something that's practical, comfortable,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- easy to source parts for... - We've done all that.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We need something with a bit of spark...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Well, you've certainly found yourselves a real beauty there.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Small, racy, and in fantastic condition for her age.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Old cars can be a nightmare. They're hard to maintain.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48No!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Just a little special attention every now and again
0:06:50 > 0:06:53to bring out their finer qualities.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Is that so?- Absolutely.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Then, they're a pleasure to handle - smooth, pliable...
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Fantastic ride...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03..great torque.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I bet you can handle a bit of thrust.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Well, keeps one young, doesn't it? - Yeah, OK. OK, that's enough.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, it's so gorgeous!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Come on, Rob. You know you want to.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Leave the bonnet frotting to Lady Gaga.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Like you know who she is!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25OK, what's the spec on this one?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30While the cat's away...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh! You gave me a fright.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I was just doing some...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36So I see.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Do you like the colour?
0:07:40 > 0:07:44It...It is fresh, but masculine.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Calm, but energising.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's perfect.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I can see what care you've taken here, Mrs Tembe.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Well, I... Well, I have a...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Even the paperweight.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Practical.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Perfect to use as a missile if one of the doctors misbehaves...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02SHE LAUGHS
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Well. Are you happy?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Great(!)
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Family saloon with multiple airbags and integrated Teasmaid.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Don't know what you talking about.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24I bought the sports car.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29SHE SQUEALS
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I can't believe it. Thank you! How did you persuade him?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35He didn't persuade me, did you? It's a present for my lovely wife.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37It...it's my money too!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- What's the catch? - There isn't a catch.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Just give me the keys and I'll drive it out of here for you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Step away from the wheels, sunshine! This baby is mine.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50SHOUTS: Thank you!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01ENGINE REVS LOUDLY
0:09:04 > 0:09:06He was very pleased with the colour.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09But I will not tell you what he said about the paperweight.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Mmm, right.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Ooh, can I help you, Mrs Juggins?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20SHE SCREAMS
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Oh, my goodness!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Now, you take care, now.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29How did that liquid get there?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Thank goodness it was not one of our patients that slipped.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh! My knee!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I think I've shattered my coccyx.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, dear! Now, can you walk?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You better fetch one of the doctors.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41SHE LAUGHS
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Oh, this is the life!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's better than that old banger any day of the week.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Mmm!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51RADIO: # Since we've been together... #
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Aww! Remember when we were courting?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Who'd have thought you could get up to so much
0:09:57 > 0:09:59in the back of a Moggy Thousand?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- We're in a 30 zone, love. - Oh, don't be such a big girl!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Keep your eyes on the road!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09SHE GASPS
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Well, you've still got full movement in it
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- and it hasn't started swelling... - Shouldn't I go to A&E?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19A friend of mine delayed going once and her whole leg got infected,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- they nearly had to chop it off... - It's probably just a light sprain.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Oh, well...I'll probably need a couple of days off.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- I've got sensitive bones. It runs in the...- But it IS just a sprain?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Well, at least the rest of the day?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33You'll be fine.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You just need a bit of rest and to stay off your feet.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Great.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39That is fortunate.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42But I still do not know how the coffee got there.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44The patients know that they are not allowed to...
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Doctor Tyler.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Kevin?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50When he returned this morning.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53How could I not have noticed? Oh, that is most lax.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Most.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Mr Bellamy will be most upset.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I will have to have strong words.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03If the coffee here didn't taste like seaweed, he wouldn't have been...
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Right, I have to get back to my patients.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12HORN BLARES Oi!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Other people on the road, you pillock!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Hey, I know! Let's take her to the Mill and show her off.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22No, they'll see it tomorrow.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, come on! Let's live dangerously.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26HORN BLARES
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Emma says I must stay off my feet as much as possible.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35I was very lucky. Actually, it's a miracle I'm not in hospital...
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Really?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'll see you in a couple of weeks, Mrs Evans.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Right. Who's next?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47He hasn't turned up, so you can have a sneaky break.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49All right for some.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, I'd watch it, though, cos she's after you.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Who? That girl? Yeah, I know. She's a bit weird, isn't she?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57No, Mrs Tembe. About the coffee and my fractured leg.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Absolute murder, it is.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Sorry, who's after you?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Whoa!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04CAR ENGINE RUMBLES
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Was that Karen?!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Sweet!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14What did you do?!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Don't ask.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18What are you doing here?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19There are patients waiting,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21and the desk is unattended.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23We're having a bit of Top Gear time, Mrs Tembe.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Take a look at this beauty.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30Yes, well... I suppose the body work looks OK.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31OK?! It's magnificent!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Bit of a Lewis Hamilton, are you, Karen?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36If she wasn't my wife, I would have arrested her.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Come on, Mrs Tembe, I'll take you for a test drive.- No, no, no.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- I have to get back to work... - We'll be back before you know it!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45SHE LAUGHS
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Ooh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Well, your blood pressure is normal, your scalp is not sore,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54you're not hyper-sensitive to light...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Does Doctor Tyler often pass patients on?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's standard procedure if you're not sure of a diagnosis.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02So, he's a good doctor?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Well, the staff here are all excellent.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Right.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Of course.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Does he have family? Girlfriend?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Sorry. Personal information.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18You could be developing a migraine,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21but maybe I think it could be a stress response.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Right.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25And if it doesn't improve, I should go back and see Doctor Tyler?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Erm. Give it a few days.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Here's some painkillers to be getting on with.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31See how it goes...
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Thank you.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35So, you all get on well...?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Good luck settling in.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40OK, then. Bye.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44KAREN CHEERS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Makes you feel young again, doesn't it?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Hey, on sunny days, I could drive you into work.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55No! No, that is fine. Thank you.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Anyone else want to see what this baby can do?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Nah, you're all right.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09They're just jealous.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Have you finished showing off, dear?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oh!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Doctor Tyler. Why did you not clear up the spillage this morning?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20I didn't notice. Sorry.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25In future, any such spillages need to be reported to me
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- so I can take the appropriate action.- It was only a bit of coffee
0:14:28 > 0:14:32and Valerie's fine. You need to chill out, Mrs Tembe.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35What if it had been a patient? Hmm?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Lawyers, personal injury claims...
0:14:38 > 0:14:40It could get very ugly.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Fine. Whatever. Mrs Simpson?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I'll be more careful with my guerrilla coffee runs in future.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You should not be making guerrilla coffee runs at all...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52There's a speed camera.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Never any film in them anyway!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57That's because they're digital these days.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00You don't have a clue, do you?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02In fact, if you'd had checked
0:15:02 > 0:15:04the oil and water in the old car occasionally,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06it wouldn't have conked out.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Careful! It's an old engine.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's not going to last five minutes at this rate.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- It's not me, it's the gear box. - Yeah, of course it is!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I'm a better driver than you, anyway.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17HE SCOFFS
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is that right? You've just missed the turning.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Eh? Oh.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25That's illegal!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28SHE GIGGLES Give it a rest!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32SIREN WAILS
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Hiya.- Hi!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Are these cos of Valerie?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Yep. Coffeegate.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Crikey.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'd hate to see what she'd be like with a code red.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47SHE GIGGLES
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- I appreciate it.- No worries, boss.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53And I promise I'll keep her on a leash in future.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56On a leash?? In your dreams.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Did you want him to charge you?- No.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Well, then.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I get the message. No U-turns, no speeding.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I haven't ruled out arresting you myself yet.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Right.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24See? Just because it's a sports car
0:16:24 > 0:16:28doesn't mean you have to thrape it like an idiot.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32You're driving in the middle of the road!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34No, I'm not.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35You were! I just stopped you.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40HORN BLARES
0:16:40 > 0:16:42There's a queue of cars behind you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45There's nothing wrong with my driving.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I'll let you know that I got the highest advanced test score
0:16:48 > 0:16:49the examiner had ever seen.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53He said it was that good, I could've been a Grand Prix driver.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57PEDESTRIAN CROSSING BEEPS
0:17:02 > 0:17:03SHE LAUGHS
0:17:03 > 0:17:06SKIDDING AND CRASHING
0:17:09 > 0:17:13What is this? Health and safety for remedials?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Mrs Tembe's on one because of Valerie's wooden leg act.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Do they think we're idiots?! Of course we'll tidy up.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Ooh! - HE CHUCKLES
0:17:23 > 0:17:26You'll be in her bad books for at least a year.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28I don't think so.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Oh, it's ruined.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35It's not, it's fine. It's just the paint from the other car.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36The prannock was too close.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Nothing to do with the fact that you stalled it,
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Mr Best-Advanced-Driver-Ever?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Mrs Random-U-Turn-At-40-Miles-An-Hour.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46At least I didn't prang a brand new car!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, sorry. New to us.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Oh, you're never satisfied, are you?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Ah!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Do you know what has happened to the posters?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Posters? What posters?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Why don't I make you a nice sarnie?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15I'm not hungry.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20You know, I really enjoyed today. Despite the obvious.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I think you're right.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I think that car can be really good for us.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28We could take it for a drive down to the coast when it's warm.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Maybe.- Go to the hotel where we had our honeymoon.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32You've always wanted to go back.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- It's probably full of surf bums by now.- Well, we can try it!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Get you in the sea with your lovely big smile,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39like a little mermaid.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I think you're right. It'll be good.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45And when you're not using it, I'll drive it to work.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Stop right there.- What?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I know what you're like.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Give you an inch and you'll be in it all the time,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Middle-Aged Penis Extensions-R-Us. - No, I won't!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Yes, you will.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And anyway, I don't need an extension. I'm man enough.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- If you say so.- Oh, come on, Boss. You can let me have a go in it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Boss?! Did you just call me "Boss?"
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- No.- You're thinking about her all the time, aren't you?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- It was a slip of the tongue. - You didn't buy that car for me!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12You bought it to impress your other wife.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14That is ridiculous.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Undercover marriage.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20How stupid do you think I am??
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Is everything all right, Mrs Tembe?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Oh, Dr Carter, what a day I have had!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30First, the spillage, Miss Pitman's injury,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34and now, some irresponsible vandal has removed the posters completely.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Well, I fear that "irresponsible vandal" may have been me.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You? But why?
0:19:41 > 0:19:45I appreciate your motive, but your method is disproportionate.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47We don't need these over-prescriptive,
0:19:47 > 0:19:49nanny state posters.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Really? Well, that is most unsupportive!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It makes the place look untidy and rather amateurish.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57No more posters.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Well, I will just run that by Mr Bellamy.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I know I put you through it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15And I know I might have been naive.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19But I have been honest. Eventually.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22When I found out, you mean.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26It's just been weird with the kids going...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31..and things between us being...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33a bit funny.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I just...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I haven't felt that I've been needed.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42And then...
0:20:43 > 0:20:47..a really serious job comes along and I get appreciated,
0:20:47 > 0:20:51and all the stuff with the baby, it just seemed to fill a gap...
0:20:51 > 0:20:54And, yeah, I have to admit, it's felt...
0:20:54 > 0:20:55confusing.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58But nothing happened.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Karen...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Nobody can replace you.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Karen...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10You're wild, you're funny...
0:21:10 > 0:21:13you're honest... I love you.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I always have...
0:21:17 > 0:21:18and I always will.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'd never do anything that could...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24blow it between us. I'd never forgive myself.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29What do I have to do to convince you?
0:21:30 > 0:21:31I just...
0:21:33 > 0:21:37I want you to be open with me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm serious, Rob.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42OK.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46OK.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48SHE SNORTS
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Yes, m'Lady.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53You big dafty!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Seriously...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I don't know what I would do without you.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04CAR ALARM BEEPS
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Is that ours?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I don't know.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11It is!
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Oi! No!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Oi! Oi! That's my car!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I'm ever so, ever so sorry. It's new.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Try the fob!- I do know that.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29What do you think you're doing?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Don Pratt. Wayling Debt Collection.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37We're here to collect the outstanding £2,000 owed on that car.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- What??- It's called a logbook loan, love.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Basically, the bloke who sold that car to the showroom
0:22:43 > 0:22:45hadn't paid the finance.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47The logbooks faked?!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Well, that's nothing to do with us.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52We've paid the full price, fair and square,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54so you can go back to your boss and tell him to take a hike,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- can't he, Rob?- Er, actually, no.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58As owners, we're liable.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01What?! You didn't check before you bought it?!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03You were so keen, I forgot.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06You should have really done an HPI search online, mate.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07It only costs you 20 quid.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I do know that. I'm a policeman.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yeah. We'd gathered that, mate.
0:23:16 > 0:23:172,000 quid?!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I take it you're not paying me, then? No?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23No.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Right. OK!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28It's daylight robbery!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31What are we supposed to do for a car?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Don't worry, I'll sort something.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'm going to phone the garage.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42You should have seen the look on Mrs Tembe's face.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Then Heston turns up and I left them to it.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Rather him than me.- What are we going to do for lunch? I'm hungry.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Actually, I think I might skip it and just get a sarny.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54That's the girl from the waiting room. I think you've pulled.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Kevin? Kevin!- Doctor Tyler.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Whatever.- Look, I'm sorry, I'm really busy.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04If you need any more advice, speak to Doctor Carter.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Actually, it's you I want to talk to. It's personal.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Yeah, well, I don't do personal.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- I'm afraid you might not have much choice in this case.- I think I do.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Are you sure about that?- Yeah. - Cos I'm your sister.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19I'm sorry.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Well, nothing we can do about it now.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Or is there?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I cannot apologise enough, Mr Hollins.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37We're... I'm normally so careful.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Mistakes happen.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Yeah, well, I'll chase it up with the seller.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I'm only sorry that you couldn't get to keep it.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Yeah, well, it was probably a bit mutton anyway.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49What?! Not at all!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50No, you looked fantastic.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Listen, we'll wave the difference for the inconvenience.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Oh, thank you!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- My pleasure.- Oh, and the er...?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- All sorted.- Thanks.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Come on!
0:25:11 > 0:25:12- Oh!- It's lovely.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17And it's got a really spacious boot. The seats go down and everything...
0:25:17 > 0:25:19What is it with you and boots?
0:25:38 > 0:25:39You are my mermaid,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41my Lady Penelope...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45..and my Marilyn all rolled into one.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53I'm really sorry.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56I didn't mean for it to come out like that.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I know it must be a massive shock.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00It was for me.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I've thought about nothing else for two weeks.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I've not handled this very well, have I?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12I just wanted to see you.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Then, once I'd seen you,
0:26:16 > 0:26:21I kind of panicked and wanted to find out everything about you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Must have seemed really weird.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I'm sorry, but it's the best plan I could come up with.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Don't you want to know... ? - No! I don't.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34You've got no right walking into my life like this.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I don't owe you anything.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I don't want to know you. In fact, I'm sorry I ever saw you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42And if you're still here by the time I get back, I'm calling the police.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Did she mention the "S" word?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Miss Pitman will not sue, Mr Bellamy.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Are you following me? - I'm not a weirdo.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Stand aside, Mrs Tembe!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Never, Doctor Carter.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Somebody tell me what the hell is going on!
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Are you free for lunch?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Adoption agencies are crying out for people like you.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I don't think so.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- You were spying on me? - Oh, no! The door was open.
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