The One That Got Away

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0:00:35 > 0:00:38Keep the change.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- An hour ahead of our ETA. - Right, no need to rush, then.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46In a month's time, there won't be any need to rush, Trace,

0:00:46 > 0:00:48but for now, every second counts.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'll get these then, shall I?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's the last time I'll do this. It's hard to believe.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03What, stapling?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Well, why don't you take the stapler as a little memento?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Really?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, thanks, Karen. It'll bring back so many happy memories!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Welcome back, marathon man. How did it go?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Good, yeah. Under four hours. - How are your legs?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Pulled a muscle.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Little bit of stretching, I should be good to go.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm going to miss all this!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40What does this say to you?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Um, what's it meant to say?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I dunno.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Smart but casual...

0:01:47 > 0:01:50sophisticated yet unpretentious...

0:01:52 > 0:01:53..desirable...

0:01:53 > 0:01:55available.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yeah...

0:01:57 > 0:02:00It says all of those things.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01You're all right with the pink?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Actually, I think the shirt's fine.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I just wonder...if this jacket might suit you a bit better.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yeah, good call, good call.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27The old magic hasn't deserted me yet. Poor girl doesn't stand a chance!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Hey, listen, it's going to be Christmas soon,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Jack and Immie will be gracing us with their presence.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I shall have to dust off their Christmas stockings.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ah, that sounds lovely.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Never too old to play big mother hen!

0:02:43 > 0:02:49Course, I'll just be on my own, now that mum and dad have passed on.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Oh...well, I mean, I wouldn't mind a bit of peace and solitude.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57No squabbling, fighting over the remote, clearing up after everyone!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Maybe we should swap places, then?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I mean, you wouldn't have to put up with the Christmas tree

0:03:06 > 0:03:09shedding all over the place, tacky decorations.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11You don't have to bother with that palaver.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- What do you mean? I love all that.- Really?

0:03:13 > 0:03:18Hey, I could do the decorations here, today.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20My parting gift to The Mill!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23There you go. Knock yourself out.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hello, stranger. How was it?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Good.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Three hours, 57 - not bad for a beginner.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Mm, congratulations!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Cherry leaving me was the best thing

0:03:37 > 0:03:40that ever happened to me, I was fit before, look at me now, eh!

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Yeah...look at him now.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45I would recommend that

0:03:45 > 0:03:48you lay off the enchiladas next time, Miss Pritchard.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52OK, bye!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Unmistakable.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03The same sense of humour and that gorgeous smile.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Even after another 30 years, I'd still recognise you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10These are for you.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Ah! Oh, right...

0:04:14 > 0:04:17they're...lovely. I don't know what to say.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Maybe I should start with, "Who are you?"

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Only your first love...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25or your first fumble!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29You are Karen Teale?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I w-was... I am...

0:04:31 > 0:04:36You probably don't recognise me in all this designer gear.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39In 1983, my idea of sartorial elegance

0:04:39 > 0:04:43was stonewash jeans and a white T-shirt.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Andrew Ridgeley eat your heart out!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Ah! David Jesson?!

0:04:50 > 0:04:51The very one.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Unbelievable. How long's it been?

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Best part of 30 years.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58So what brings you to Letherbridge?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Well, you, of course.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Me?!- Yeah.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03I'm taking you out to lunch.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Erm...it's my colleague's last day.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I mean, I'd love to but maybe another time?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Alas, time is a luxury I don't have.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You're not staying in Letherbridge long?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'm not staying alive long.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26# Ah emptiness and loneliness and an unlit Christmas tree! #

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Ooh! Ah.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, dear.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Sorry, I think you've taken a wrong turn. This is the staff room.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I'm from the patient group. 12.30 meeting with Mr Bellamy.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Ashley Mackintosh, very pleased to make your acquaintance.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Valerie Pitman.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Got yourself in a bit of a pickle...- Yes.- Shall I...?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I feel as if I know you already, actually.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Your name comes up a lot!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Sorry?- With the patients.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Much praise for your sterling work on reception.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Mrs Garrett said that your interest in her case was quite extraordinary.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, lovely. I do like to ask questions.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Keep up the good work!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I wish I could. Today's my last day.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh. You'll be sorely missed.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Bit early, aren't you, for your meeting?

0:06:19 > 0:06:24I always allow bags of time. The 187 is notoriously unpredictable.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I get that bus myself, occasionally.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Of course the 360 offers a much more direct route

0:06:29 > 0:06:31but the 187's a lot nicer, isn't it?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Much more scenic, and a bird's-eye view from the top deck.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35It's great for people-watching!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I sometimes take a packed lunch with me, make a day of it.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I've often wanted to do that but I've never had the nerve!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43You know, what with the "No Eating" sign.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Call me a rebel!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46THEY LAUGH

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, shall we try something different?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- I'll hold this and you rotate, you know, to the right.- Ah!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Oh, er... Stop!- Erm...

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Oh.- Oh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04The size of an apricot.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06If the quacks had caught it a year earlier

0:07:06 > 0:07:08they might've been able to operate

0:07:08 > 0:07:12but...now I've got a ticking time bomb on my frontal lobe.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15David, I am so sorry.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17C'est la vie.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19You seem so accepting of it.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Well, on my good days. So how about this lunch?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28My hotel, it's got a fabulous restaurant.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31I've taken the liberty of booking us a table.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'll see you there. Two o'clock.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Ta da! # Isn't she gorgeous?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52A guardian angel, to look out for you all...

0:07:53 > 0:07:55..now that I'm not able to!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Ah! It's great.

0:07:59 > 0:08:05Be brave, Valerie, be brave. I must remain professional to the end.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I haven't even thought about Secret Santa!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10No, you're all right. I don't think anyone's that...

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Just the job.- ..bothered.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Is there no end to your talents?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Let me guess - Secret Santa?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Part of my creative legacy.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Valerie, could do with a hand, actually, if you're not busy?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I'd be delighted!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Great, I'll leave you to it.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Consider me your number one elf!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Those were the days, eh?

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Gliding along Broad Street, not a care in the world.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Do you remember when I sneaked you in the Rum Runner?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I went weak at the knees at the sight of Simon Le Bon!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Have you still got the restraining order?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I only wanted to touch his hair.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57So you followed him into the gents!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh, not for me, thank you. I've got house calls this afternoon.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, come on! A few more bubbles won't hurt.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Where does the time go, eh?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12It seems like only yesterday that we were messing about.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yeah, what about you? Have you got any kids?

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Oh, well, not that I know about.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24No, I worked hard and played hard. No time for a family

0:09:24 > 0:09:27but if I'd have met the right woman at the right time,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29things could've been very different.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34You know what, I've often regretted my hot-blooded impatience.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38If I wasn't in such a hurry to move our relationship on,

0:09:38 > 0:09:40then maybe you wouldn't have nipped it in the bud.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44As I recall, you went behind my back with Laura Loose-Knickers.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Ah...you gave me my marching orders!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- I was devastated.- Ah.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Such a shame that our little affair didn't...

0:09:56 > 0:09:58blossom into something more meaningful.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Erm, did I tell you about my two reprobates?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Excuse me, excuse me.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'm going to be a blubbering mess by the end of the day,

0:10:09 > 0:10:14so I just wanted to say my big farewell now.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I know it's only been a few weeks

0:10:16 > 0:10:19but I've come to think of you as a sort of family.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24There's big brother Howard, little sister Mandy,

0:10:24 > 0:10:29dear cousins Jimmi and Emma and of course Great Uncle Heston.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36When the PCT let me go, I didn't think I'd be that happy ever again

0:10:36 > 0:10:41but I have been and that's down to you lovely people.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oh, we've had such amazing times.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47So, I've prepared a few special words

0:10:47 > 0:10:50because I'd like to thank you all in turn for...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53well, just for being you.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58Mandy Marquez - you're my little ray of sunshine.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Never in my wildest dreams

0:11:01 > 0:11:06did I ever think I'd have a lesbian bessie mate and yet here you are!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09And here I am - your devoted fag hag!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh, thank you, that was delicious.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Nothing but the best for Karen Teale.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Hollins.- Dessert?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh, no, no, sorry, I've got to go.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26It's been...really special.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh, stay a while longer. - I can't, I've got those house calls.

0:11:29 > 0:11:34What, a few dotty OAPs fretting about their blood sugar?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- My need is greater than theirs. - Your "need"?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Why don't we take the bubbly upstairs

0:11:40 > 0:11:44and continue our unfinished business in a little more comfort?

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Er, no, thank you.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Gotta make hay while the sun shines. - Actually, it's quite overcast.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Let's not be coy, Karen.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I can read the signs -

0:11:53 > 0:11:56that flirtatious laughter, those come-to-bed eyes.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- We both want the same thing. - No, no, you've got the wrong...

0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's never too late for a last hurrah.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03I'm married.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05What he don't know won't hurt him.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07What about your wife?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09My wife?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12She'd be perfectly happy for you to join me upstairs.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14I beg your pardon?

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Well, we have no secrets. That's her, over there.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26When I was made redundant,

0:12:26 > 0:12:30it was like being cut adrift from everything I knew.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I was all at sea, nothing ahead of me

0:12:33 > 0:12:37but the tidal wave of long-term unemployment...

0:12:38 > 0:12:42..and then you saved me from those choppy waters.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47I think of The Mill as my faithful little rubber dinghy...

0:12:48 > 0:12:51..which is why it's so painful...

0:12:53 > 0:12:55..being thrown overboard!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58This woman is an open wound.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I love you all so much!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Come on, be a sport.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's not like we're going to see each other after today, is it?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Let's make it a special goodbye. - No, thank you.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19If it's Tracy you're worried about, don't be.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20She'll tell you herself.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Tell me what?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Well, she organised all this on my behalf.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26She's the one who tracked you down.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29David, are you trying to get me involved in a threesome?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Well, of course not. That wouldn't be appropriate.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34"Appropriate"?! None of it's appropriate.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38You might have relaxed the rules of your marriage but I haven't.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39This is nothing kinky.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Tracy just tried to help me sort out the loose ends.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Is that what I am? A loose end! - I didn't mean it like that.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49I know all about bucket lists but I never thought I'd be on one.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Goodbye, David.

0:13:55 > 0:14:00No! No, no, I think it was really lovely.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Really personal.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06- Hi.- Hello...again.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Have you forgotten something?

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Er...yes, my scarf.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13You're wearing it.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Oh, yes, so I am.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Was there anything else? - Actually, yes.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I wondered if you'd like to join me for dinner tonight?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I know this super little bistro

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- and it's just a hop and a skip from our favourite bus route.- Tonight?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Yes, if it's not too short notice?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Well, that...is very short notice.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37That's...

0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, I don't think I can agree to that

0:14:39 > 0:14:42cos I have a lot of things to think about, you see,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44and that isn't one of them.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Have you made other plans?

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Yes, I have, as it happens. I'm...washing my hair.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, I see.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Well, I just thought I'd ask...on the off-chance.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Goodbye.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05It's nothing!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I thought you were having one of your turns.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Why did you have to ruin everything? - What d'you mean?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Well, it was off-putting, you being there!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I was keeping an eye on you. You could've had a seizure.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Karen would've helped me. If only you'd let her.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Do you want me to die wretched and empty? Is that what you want?

0:15:20 > 0:15:21No, of course not.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Well, go and get Karen. Talk her into my bed.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Now!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Excuse me, Karen?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'm sorry about David.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40It's the tumour it makes him a bit irrational.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41You must be very tolerant.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45I just want him to be happy.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Even so, I mean, he's your husband.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- What would you do? - I would give him what for.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54He hasn't got long left.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I know that and...

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I can't even imagine what you must be going through.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05He's always been really faithful, in the past.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08We're not on some national tour of his ex-girlfriends.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- You're the only one he wanted to see.- Really?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15You were his first love.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23I'm really sorry, for David, for you...

0:16:23 > 0:16:26but I can't give him what he wants.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I understand...

0:16:28 > 0:16:32I just don't know what to do when he's like this.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39It was all too sudden. I barely know him.

0:16:39 > 0:16:45That's the point of a date! You know, you get to know someone.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Ashley really likes you.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51He might pretend to but I don't know what his game is.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Come on, all day you've been banging on

0:16:54 > 0:16:55about how lonely you're going to be

0:16:55 > 0:16:59and then you meet someone who you've got loads in common with,

0:16:59 > 0:17:00and what do you do?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Tell him to sling his hook!

0:17:02 > 0:17:06I'm just not ready for that sort of thing.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Well, when will you be ready

0:17:08 > 0:17:10because if you end up being miserable and lonely,

0:17:10 > 0:17:12you'll only have yourself to blame?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I thought you were my friend?

0:17:14 > 0:17:15I am your friend.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Ashley's number.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Phone him.- No, I can't! Not now.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26He's a really, really nice guy.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29And how often d'you meet someone like that, eh?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33You didn't expect me to sleep with him did you?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I didn't know what to expect.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Look, could you tell him

0:17:41 > 0:17:46that I'll always be grateful for the time that we had together.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48It would be great if you could tell him that yourself.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Really not a good idea.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54I know that you're in a hurry and I know that nothing can happen but...

0:17:54 > 0:17:57if you could just go up to the room...

0:17:57 > 0:18:03and say goodbye on better terms it would mean so much, to both of us.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09MUSIC: "Come on Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners

0:18:14 > 0:18:15KNOCK ON DOOR

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Total mix-up -

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Tuesday is actually my hair-washing night,

0:18:26 > 0:18:31so I do have a bistro-shaped window in my social calendar.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Not that I only wash my hair once a week!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36My personal hygiene is top-notch, actually!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38But...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Six o'clock?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Yeah, that's perfect.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44See you then. Bye.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51You have to leave the past alone...

0:18:51 > 0:18:54especially unfinished business.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59I'll always have happy memories of the time we spent together

0:18:59 > 0:19:01but memories shouldn't be tainted

0:19:01 > 0:19:08by...sordid carryings on in a hotel room, 30 years later.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10What are you doing?

0:19:10 > 0:19:11It's a fun little game.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- I'm going to teach you the rules... - Oh!- Oh!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oh, great(!)

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Let's get you out of those wet things, shall we?

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Cut it out!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- I've got my pepper spray!- Oh!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Uh!

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Ow!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30David?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33< Oh! Tracy!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Oh, he's fainted.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45How long's he been out?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48About a minute.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50This is happening almost every day now.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Alcohol doesn't help. - Yes, ambulance, please.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56He'll be round in a moment. No need to call the paramedics.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Are you sure?- Yeah, I'm positive.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Sorry, false alarm.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yeah, I'll leave you to finish what you started.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05What?! You think that...?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08He got carried away.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10HE GROANS

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Did I...?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Did we...?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Course we did, big boy!

0:20:23 > 0:20:28Champagne...must've gone to my head.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31So, er...

0:20:31 > 0:20:33So, how was it for you?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Um, well, put it this way,

0:20:36 > 0:20:40I never knew that Letherbridge was on a fault line.

0:20:40 > 0:20:45Ah, ha-ha! The earth moved, eh?

0:20:45 > 0:20:46MOUTHS

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Where did you go on your holiday - Guantanamo Bay?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55- Sorry?- You look awful.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Yeah, I ran a marathon. - Why would you do that?

0:21:01 > 0:21:06Health, fitness, mental agility - all-of-the-above.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08If you're hell-bent on destroying yourself

0:21:08 > 0:21:10there are quicker routes than energy drinks

0:21:10 > 0:21:13and this over-indulgence in exercise.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I guess we're not reading the same research.

0:21:16 > 0:21:21- You should go easy on him. - Just a friendly bit of advice.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25You don't know what he's been through. He's doing the best he can.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Hm?

0:21:28 > 0:21:33- You take care now.- Oh, don't worry about me. I've had a good life.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37And you are VERY lucky to have Tracy. She's a gem.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yeah, she is, isn't she?

0:21:40 > 0:21:46This is her special time too, remember that. No more shenanigans!

0:21:46 > 0:21:49After today, I'm a one-woman-guy.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Make a fuss of her, won't you?

0:21:51 > 0:21:55In the time you have left, she deserves it.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Karen?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03It was worth the wait wasn't it?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Yes. It was worth it.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Yo, any news on that referral?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Thought so.- Anything else? - No, cheers.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36So, what happened to make you such a nut job?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Come again?

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Well, in my experience, a pathological obsession with running

0:22:41 > 0:22:46is usually the result of a deep psychological trauma.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I don't think that's any of your business!

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Just a boring mid-life crisis then, eh?

0:22:52 > 0:22:53Shame.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I had you pegged as something way more original.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58OK, how about my wife sleeping with my best mate?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Is that original enough for you?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Ooh, I take it all back.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07Yeah, you've got every right to run yourself into an early grave.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09I tell you what, I'll organise a whip-round.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14We'll buy you a treadmill, hasten your demise.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15It's a nasty way to go, though.

0:23:18 > 0:23:23Anyway, we're out of low-fat spread and cheese.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32Oh, look at you, you're all dolled up?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Is there a leaving do that somebody hasn't invited me to?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38She's got a hot date!

0:23:38 > 0:23:39You kept that secret.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42It's all rather spur of the moment.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I haven't even rehearsed what I'm going to say!

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Well, I'm sure you'll think of something - you usually do.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Oh, good luck, and stay in touch?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Try and stop me!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01Sorry, I've had a day of sad goodbyes.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03There.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Mustn't keep my man waiting.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Oh, no!

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Don't forget Secret Santa!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23My legacy, to you!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32So you didn't really tell me what happened?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Eh?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Your little rendezvous.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Oh, that.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Well, you know, it was perfectly pleasant, I suppose.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45My mind's a bit of a blank, actually.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I know one thing, though...

0:24:50 > 0:24:53..she's not a patch on you.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55But then, no-one could be.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58You old charmer!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Today's put everything into perspective.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I mean, I've been a lucky bloke,

0:25:03 > 0:25:07knowing so many beautiful women in my life but...

0:25:07 > 0:25:11my biggest stroke of luck was marrying you.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I started running long before me and Cherry split up.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I rest my case.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Is that...?

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Is that whisky?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33It's after six.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44What d'you mean, "I rest my case"?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Well, you know, I don't imagine your missus likes playing second fiddle

0:25:48 > 0:25:49to a pair of running shoes.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Mm.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Your jogging obsession drove her into the arms of another man. Am I right?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Or was that your intention?

0:26:01 > 0:26:06Had you had enough of the soft furnishings and home-cooking, hm?

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Just think, if she hadn't strayed from the marital path,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14you'd still be there...

0:26:14 > 0:26:19still be wondering, "Is this it? Is this my happily ever after?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22"Is this as good as it's ever going to get?"

0:26:22 > 0:26:23You know something?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Enlighten me.

0:26:25 > 0:26:30I've met some...chronically rude and insensitive people in my time...

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- ..you're in another league! - HE LAUGHS

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I'll drink to that!

0:26:37 > 0:26:40THEY LAUGH

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Do you know why I became a doctor?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Sadism? - THEY LAUGH

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Hey, don't you dare pick on me - I've got a superiority complex!

0:26:53 > 0:26:54THEY LAUGH

0:27:05 > 0:27:06"Give...

0:27:11 > 0:27:12"..and it shall be given unto you."

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Are you going to tell her?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Why should I? - Cos she's your sister.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18He was IRA...

0:27:18 > 0:27:22served time for the murder of a British officer.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Thought I'd find you here.

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