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0:00:26 > 0:00:29So, what are you doing for Christmas?

0:00:29 > 0:00:32I'm going to go home to the folks. It's such a pain.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Your family are a pain?

0:00:33 > 0:00:37No, they're fine. It's just all of it, you know. Shopping, presents...

0:00:37 > 0:00:38SHE LAUGHS

0:00:38 > 0:00:40What's that?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Cleaner?- Having a sneaky cuppa?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Who are you?

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Who the hell are you?!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Ah, Zara. Good to see you. - Howard. You're late.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I see you've met our new members of staff.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Is that what they are?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Dr Zara Carmichael - this is Dr Emma Reid, Dr Al...

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yes, yes, I haven't really got time. Shall we crack on?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09So, she's the missing partner.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10The Alpha female.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Is Zara here? Dr Carmichael? - Oh, yes.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Splendid. Have you been introduced? - We know who she is.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Brusque, isn't she? - Good, excellent.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- What are you doing? - You think they make themselves?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I think you should buy them from a shop.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35They don't have to be home-made, love. No-one'll mind.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Auntie Ag always does. And I've got to buy her a present,

0:01:37 > 0:01:40keep the receipt, cos she'll want to take it back.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41I haven't started the Christmas cards...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44You always make such a performance out of Christmas.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46You can talk! Santa Claus!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49You'll be OK when you get back on that sleigh

0:01:49 > 0:01:50and see all those happy faces...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'm not going.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53What?

0:01:53 > 0:01:57I spent three hours last night. Freezing my backside off!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00That costume's draughty in all the wrong places.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- SHE SNIFFS - I'm getting my Christmas cold. I can't do it.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- But you volunteered. - No! You volunteered me.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07You don't need a Mrs Claus.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10If you want to ride around in a daft costume,

0:02:10 > 0:02:11you can do that on your own.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14We've been in the paper. The kids will be expecting both of us.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Tell them I've gone to the North Pole.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Oh, come on, love. We can't let them down.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21SHE SIGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:22CAR DOOR SLAMS

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Do you have to slam it?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28I couldn't sleep.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Are you sure you should be in? Maybe you should go home.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'm fine. And I don't want to talk about it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Hey, that's Zara's car! Maybe she's coming back.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Come on, Mrs Tembe, you must know something.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Well, I think it is a good sign.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's about time she came back.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55- So, it's black coffee for you, tea for Howard.- Thank you.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57And lapsang for me.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Now, why don't you stay for lunch? My treat, of course.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02No. Really, it's just a flying visit.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Where are staying at the moment?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Several hours' drive away. Now, if we could just crack on...

0:03:07 > 0:03:08How's little Joe?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11He's thriving.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17These are the accounts and this is the practice tax return.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- I won't have to see Daniel?- No. Dr Granger's on a leave of absence.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I don't know if Howard's got you up to speed.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Daniel's been diagnosed with post-natal depression.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27How could I forget?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Are you two in contact at all?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34He WAS phoning and leaving self-pitying messages

0:03:34 > 0:03:36until I blocked his calls.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39We really are hoping that you're going to come back.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Coming on so well. Please take a seat.- Thank you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Al... I've got something for you. - BABY GRIZZLES

0:03:53 > 0:03:55What is it?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Mrs Tembe's Secret Santa.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I thought you were going to wrap it.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Are you joking? - You've done half a job.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I haven't got time! I've got to sort Karen's costume out...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hello, Karen. How are you?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- What do you want?- What are you like at wrapping presents?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17You want me to wrap your Christmas presents for you?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Like I haven't got a million other things to do?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23You can do them at three o'clock on Christmas morning, like everybody else.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hey, Mand, are you free now while I get changed?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Five minutes.- Yeah, yeah.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Mrs T, can I borrow your Sellotape, please?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I am not going to lend it to you, Dr Haskey.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Because you will lose it.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40But I will be happy to help you wrap the present...

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Well, if you wouldn't mind.- No!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45That's outrageous! Mrs Tembe, it's not your job.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Just because he can't be bothered...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oi!

0:04:50 > 0:04:55You are supposed to put time and effort into a Secret Santa present - you know, make it personal.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58But this is the point - I really can't be bothered.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I haven't even got any wrapping paper.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02You'll just have to go and get some, won't you?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I think that you would make a better job of it.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09If you want it to look nice... If you really cared about Christmas...

0:05:10 > 0:05:11All right.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Come on. Pull yourself together.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Zara?!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23TOILET FLUSHES

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- How are you?- Great. I see your fashion sense is still spot-on.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32I'm so glad you're back. So, have you seen Daniel?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Come to lunch. We'll go down the Icon and you can fill me in!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37No! I can't. I have to go.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, but you've got to say hello to everybody.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41No, I really haven't got time. I just came for a meeting.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- But you ARE back?- No.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Have a great Christmas. Say hi to Rob and the kids.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Zara!

0:05:53 > 0:05:58Hi. I'm Ellie Welsh... I've got an appointment with Dr Haskey.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Sorry. Er, it's at midday. I'm ridiculously early.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- It is fine. Please take a seat over there.- Thank you.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Zara! How are you?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10We're doing Secret Santa. Shall I sort you one out?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- It might be a bit too late, but I'll do my best.- No, thanks.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Good to see you. Great to have you back.- I'm not.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Would you like a nice cup of tea, Dr Carmichael?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20For the record, I am not back!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24I don't want to do a Secret Santa and, no, I do not want a cup of tea!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Happy Christmas!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Hi.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's still not fixed. I meant to be away by now.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54You are looking very Christmassy.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Are you looking forward to Christmas, Dr Tyler?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59What is there to look forward to?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03- You're full of peace and goodwill, you are(!)- You can talk.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Christmas is a time that we spend with our families...

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Are you all right? I'm so sorry!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12You should not have left that there. It is a health and safety hazard.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Let me have a look. Is it bleeding? - Just leave it!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I have nothing to say.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20This is ridiculous. It's been months.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22We've got to sort things out.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23So you thought you'd ambush me?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- No. I just want us to t... - Don't.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Zara, I understand you're angry with me, OK? You've every right,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33but it's not going to solve anything.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Please.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Not here. I don't want an audience.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55HE CHUCKLES

0:08:03 > 0:08:05ENGINE FAILS TO START

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Excuse me... - I'm not really here.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yes, you are.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Toby... Sorry, I thought you worked here.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I do, but I'm just here to get my cozzie fixed.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hey, Mand, can you do me now?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Um, just one minute.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ellie, Toby... Do you need some help?

0:08:33 > 0:08:38I've got an appointment with Dr Haskey. Um, test results.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh. I'll see what's happening.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Al... You've got an appointment with Ellie Welsh.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yeah, I know. She's really early.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Anyway, I don't think her results are back yet.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Are you going to tell her?

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Do you have any news? - Um, no, not yet, sorry.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I could chase up the hospital,

0:08:57 > 0:08:59see if I can get the test results back today.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Thanks, that'd be great.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05I'd rather stay...now I'm here. I don't mind waiting.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Up to you.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- That boy has no manners.- I know.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17You wouldn't think they teach doctors how to speak to patients, would you?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Not Dr Haskey. Him over there.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Oh, Toby? Oh, no, Mrs Tembe, it's not his fault. He's got...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Well, it's not Asperger's, but it's something similar.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30- They don't know what it is.- Oh.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41I want to try and explain.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44OK, you know I've been diagnosed with postnatal depression?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46So everyone keeps telling me.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well, I'm getting treatment and I'm getting better.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It was a hell of a relief to get a diagnosis.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I felt terrible for months and I didn't know why.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I suppose you're going to tell me that cheating on me was a symptom.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yes, in a way it was.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03And that's your idea of an explanation?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'm so sorry. For everything.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09If I could take it back, I would. But I wasn't myself.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It was like somebody else was controlling me.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14No. It was you. And, as usual, you're making excuses.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Your gambling was an addiction.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Being a useless, violent dad was an illness.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Nothing's ever your fault, is it, Daniel?- Zara, please, listen.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27OK, I know I've screwed up. But this is an illness.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31What sort of doctor would you be if you rejected a medical diagnosis?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32If a woman came to you with PND,

0:10:32 > 0:10:35would you say she's making excuses for being a useless mum?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- No, of course not. - Then why do that with me?

0:10:40 > 0:10:44This isn't about the PND! This is about taking responsibility.

0:10:48 > 0:10:54Do you know how hard it is to admit that you're ill, to ask for help?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I am trying to take responsibility.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06How's Joe?

0:11:06 > 0:11:10I know that you probably never want me to see him again, but how is he?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, thanks, Mand, I owe you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Mrs Hollins! Are you off?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Don't forget, Gina and I are coming over later.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Gina wants to see Santa and his sleigh.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- OK, well, just come round later. - Splendid.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Mand, I can't get it off now.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30No, um... No, you can't take it off.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Why not? What do you mean?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36I kind of had to sew you into it.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38It kept coming undone at the back. It's just a few stitches.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I've got to drive home like this?! - It was just easier.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Ho flipping ho!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Why's that woman dressed as Father Christmas?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50She's Mother Christmas.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Are you still waiting?

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Has no-one come to talk to you?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Not yet.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Mrs Tembe, have you had any luck chasing up those results?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Apparently the pathology department are on their Christmas lunch.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05But I have not given up yet.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07She has been waiting for ages.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Are you actually going to speak to her?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11HE SIGHS

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Hi. Um...we close for lunch at two, I'm afraid.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22That's all right. We'll go and get something and come back.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- I hate Christmas.- I know, love.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28But I like it and so do lots of people...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30It's stupid. People spending time together,

0:12:30 > 0:12:34pretending they like each other when they can't stand each other.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37There is a cafe up the road. Just come out of here, turn right.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41- It's all right.- Oh. Thanks.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I hear what you're saying about Christmas.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I agree with you 100%!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You're a man after my own heart.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51I've got my own heart. Why would I want yours?

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Mine's probably healthier.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58OK, right. No problemo.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Toby, that was rude.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03He's rude.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- I should go. - Just tell me, is he happy?

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Does he still grab hold of your hair?

0:13:12 > 0:13:13You remember that?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Yeah, of course.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19He's so bright.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I know every parent says that, but he really is.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26He's happy and confident.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Charms everyone who sees him.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Is he talking?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32He can say "Mama" and wave goodbye.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38He is learning new things every single day.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44And, yes, he does still grab my hair.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Oh...

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Look at him.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You've grown a beard.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yeah. Like it?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58SHE CHUCKLES

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Is he walking?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Almost.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09I should get going. I've been here far too long already.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11OK, well, I'll walk with you.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I've got him a present. It's in the car. Would you give it to him?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Of course I will.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Rob!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Rob!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Rob!- Karen, is that you?!

0:14:30 > 0:14:31SHE GASPS

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Oh, I thought you were dead! - What? No, I'm all right.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37But the truck's knackered.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- What are you doing? - I'm trying to fix it,

0:14:41 > 0:14:45but the thing is...I'm stuck.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Oh! I've had enough!

0:14:47 > 0:14:51The flamin' sleigh... It's one thing after another!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Karen!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Can't go now, can we?- Karen!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59It's from Greece.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02It's the kind of thing you give your eldest son.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04It's beautiful.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Thank you.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Do you have to go?

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Yes.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20I'm glad I've seen you. I am glad we've talked.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Can we see each other again?

0:15:23 > 0:15:28Look, I know it'd be a huge step, but will you consider moving back in?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- I we could live together, look after Joe...- No, I don't think...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Maybe not in that house, cos you always hated it.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36We can get a new place, we could start again.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Look, I'm...I'm so sorry, I wish I could change what I did to you,

0:15:40 > 0:15:43what happened with Joe, um, the incident...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It wasn't an "incident"!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48You shook our son, you could have killed him!

0:15:48 > 0:15:52You think I want to move back with you?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55You think I want you anywhere near Joe ever again?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I've got a job in Bristol. We've settled there.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59A job...

0:15:59 > 0:16:04Consulting. It's perfect. Why would I ever want to move back?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- DOOR SHUTS - There you are.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Oh, thanks.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17No! It's not FOR you. It's your Secret Santa prezzie for...

0:16:17 > 0:16:18I've wrapped it.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Hmm.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Dr Haskey, the test results have come through.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I've still got ten minutes left of my lunch break.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- She's not even here! - She's only gone to the loo!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Um, we've got the results back. Do you want to come through?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38GAME BEEPS AND WHIRRS

0:16:38 > 0:16:40You stay there. I'll just be a minute.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42PHONE RINGS

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Toby, everything's going to be all right.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46The Mill Health Centre. How can I help you?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56I know you must be really worried about your mum.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Is it OK if I sit with you?

0:17:00 > 0:17:04If there's anything you want to say or ask...

0:17:04 > 0:17:05you can talk to me.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I don't want to.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09GAME BEEPS AND WHIRRS

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Zara and Daniel are in the car park.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Eh?- What?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22I wish I'd never told you I'd moved to Bristol.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Four months? When I am I going to see him again?- Daniel...

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Arguing. That's what families do at Christmas.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Still, look on the bright side. She hasn't killed him...yet.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35You have no Christmas spirit, Dr Tyler.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37That IS Christmas spirit.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40I don't know why I even bothered listening to you.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- You're being completely irrational. - That is rich, coming from you!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I just want to know.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57If it's bad, I'll have to plan ahead for Toby.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00And I can't go through Christmas not knowing.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Sorry, I'm being a pain, wittering on.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's all right.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06All right, here we go.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Right, so...

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yep, negative.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14And...

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yep, that's negative.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Yeah. That all seems normal.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Does that mean...?- It's good news. You don't have cancer.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Not that we can detect.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32So you can go home and stop worrying.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Thank you.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Whoa!- Thank you.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39OK.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47It was negative!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Well, I'm so glad we could give you some good news.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Toby...

0:18:51 > 0:18:56Did anyone see him go? Well, did anyone see where he went?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Er, I tried to speak to him, but he didn't seem very interested.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01He seemed a bit upset.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Let's not panic. We don't know that he's gone anywhere.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'll check outside. Has he run away before?

0:19:07 > 0:19:11No. He feels safer with me. Maybe I should drive around.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Maybe I will call the police.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14He had your car keys.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Oh, why didn't you say?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- He's not there. - I'll check round the back.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34TOBY WHIMPERS

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Hi. It's all right.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40No! Don't say that! Stop saying that!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Um...

0:19:42 > 0:19:46TOBY GROANS

0:19:46 > 0:19:47What game is this?

0:19:49 > 0:19:54- Dungeon Of Fire. - Cool. What level are you on?

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Six.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'm stuck on three. I keep getting beheaded.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Don't you take the immortality potion?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05There's an immortality potion?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08The unmarked bottles in the apothecary's cell?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11You have to be careful not to get the poison instead.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Thanks.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Your mum really is OK. Everything's going to be all right.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- DON'T SAY THAT!- Why not?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22She says it! Everyone says it!

0:20:22 > 0:20:25When she found the lump - "Everything's going to be all right."

0:20:25 > 0:20:28When she had the operation - "Everything's going to be all right."

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Before she went to see you!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Why do people say it when they can't possibly know?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah, but I do know.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Your mum hasn't got cancer. All the tests came back negative.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Do you know what a biopsy is?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Course I know. I looked it up.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I had to.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51She doesn't like talking about it. She gets embarrassed.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Your mum really is fine. She's not going to die.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00- She is, at some point.- Well, yeah. But not from that. And not now.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Shall we go back inside?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm glad she's not going to die.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'd have to go and live with Nan and Grandad,

0:21:09 > 0:21:10and they don't even have broadband.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Pff! That WOULD be awful!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Yes, I did say, "Sleigh."

0:21:19 > 0:21:22My name? Why don't you take a wild guess(?)

0:21:22 > 0:21:25You can fix it? That's great!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Ha-ha! Very funny. No, not Lapland. Kingsvale.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32When do you think you can do it for?

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Really?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36No, that's not going to be any good for me. I'll have to leave it.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Thanks. Bye!

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- You've got changed. - Well, we can't go out now, can we?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47So that's it? You're just going to give up?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50No, I'm going to do the Christmas cards. Then...

0:21:50 > 0:21:53You always do this, don't you, eh?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55You get stressed out about Christmas.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- You never manage to enjoy it. - What's there to flipping enjoy?!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I've got to clean the house, I've got to ice the cake,

0:22:01 > 0:22:02I've got to do all the shopping,

0:22:02 > 0:22:06I've got to get Jack another present in case his proper one doesn't turn up,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09and I'm working till Friday. I can't do it, Rob.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I cannot do Christmas AND play Santa Claus!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15It'll be all right, love. Because it always is.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19I know it's for charity and I know you want to make all those kids happy.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22But what about us? What about our bloody family?!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30You OK?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- You know I'm all right? - You don't have cancer.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Let's celebrate. Pizza, then we'll go home and watch Captain America.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54You sign them and stick them in the envelopes,

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I'll put stamps on and address them.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Oh, we need sprouts.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Why? Nobody eats them.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03I'm not having Auntie Ag criticise. You know what she's like.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07"No sprouts, Karen? It's such a shame you couldn't make an effort."

0:23:07 > 0:23:09I don't know where I'm going to get the turkey from.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12After last year, I can't go back to that butcher. I can't face him.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'll get it, then. How many cards are there?

0:23:15 > 0:23:16About another 50.

0:23:16 > 0:23:1850?! Do we always send that many?

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Yeah.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Yeah, well, that's all right.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I'm... I'm going to help. We're a team. OK?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28DOORBELL RINGS

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Hello?- Hello! We're here to see the sleigh,

0:23:38 > 0:23:40but I see you've yet to turn the lights on.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well, you've wasted a journey, actually, because it's knackered.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Come in. Come in, though.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Hi.- Well, what a shame.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Rob, Karen this is my... Gina.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Would you like a drink? Mince pie?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02I think we'll just head off.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Can't you get another truck to tow the float?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08The thing is, I've spent all morning decorating it.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09I don't think it would look right.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I could try and fix it.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Oh.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Oh, um, well, see what you can do.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Right, hold that.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28What are you doing?

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Easy, tiger.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35OK, try it now.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37ENGINE STARTS

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Come here!

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Wow, that's great. You fixed it? - Gina fixed it.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53Karen! Get your cozzie on, we're back in business.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- VOICEMAIL:- 'Hi. It's just me. I'm going to Mel's Christmas party,

0:24:56 > 0:24:58'so I won't be home tonight.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01'You can be a grumpy sod by yourself! Bye.'

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Right, come on. Ooh!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh...

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Thanks for doing this, Mrs Claus.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29I will make it up to you.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Yes, you will. You're cooking Christmas dinner.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh. Come here, give us a cuddle.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Fred, put some music on!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43# Jingle bells, jingle bells

0:25:43 > 0:25:44# Jingle all the way

0:25:44 > 0:25:47# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:25:47 > 0:25:49# In a one-horse open sleigh

0:25:49 > 0:25:51# Jingle bells, jingle bells

0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Jingle all the way

0:25:53 > 0:25:56# Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. #

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Kev?- I hit my head yesterday.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52You have no concern for her at all, do you?

0:26:52 > 0:26:56As long as she's there to bathe you, feed you, dress you...

0:26:56 > 0:26:57You know nothing.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Then tell me.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Why should you save his life when you can go to New York and party?!

0:27:02 > 0:27:03That's enough!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Is little Tyler having a paddy?

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Nasty, neglectful man!

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Die, Daddy, die!

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