Kendon's Method

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0:00:41 > 0:00:44LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS

0:00:44 > 0:00:45SHE SIGHS

0:00:47 > 0:00:50ANIMAL SQUEAKS

0:00:53 > 0:00:57DISTANT CROWING

0:01:06 > 0:01:08ANIMAL SQUEAKS

0:01:08 > 0:01:11SHE GASPS, SCREAMS LOUDLY

0:01:11 > 0:01:13COW MOOS

0:01:13 > 0:01:16SHE SOBS

0:01:25 > 0:01:27"Motivation, motivation..."

0:01:27 > 0:01:31and while the other guy's saying it, for the third time...

0:01:31 > 0:01:34you're out there, you're doing it, you're buying that property,

0:01:34 > 0:01:36you're dropping that weight,

0:01:36 > 0:01:40you're dumping that life partner who's been holding you back.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- HE SPEAKS ALONG WITH VIDEO:- You own the problem. Take control.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45You work through the Five Point Plan.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Mate, I've had enough.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52You quitting on me? Loser.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Seriously, thank you for thinking of me for the guest pass,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59but I am going to go and see my dad. He was asleep when I left this morning.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Check on him at lunch time. That's why you're here.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05To forget for half an hour. Do some treadmill.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Ayo...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ten minutes.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Well, it's my dad...

0:02:09 > 0:02:12What's ten minutes of your life?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Come on, don't be a loser.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Looo-ser.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- What, and then you're going to leave me alone?- Depends.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- On what?- On how hard you go.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Why do I have to go so hard?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Leave it all in here. Your anger.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Frustration.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ten minutes?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32All the bad stuff. Comes right out with the sweat.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34All right.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Let's see who goes faster.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Seriously?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40What, you afraid of losing? Loser?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42They're taken.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43I got here first.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- No, you didn't.- Look, you can have mine. I was going to leave anyway. - I said they're taken.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And I said I got here first.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Guys, please.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Do everyone a favour. Get lost.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Disappear.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Go.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07What? The man's a loser.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Now let's see what you've got.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16And finally, facing your fear, owning it.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Now, who's got a problem that I can solve?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Who's got a fear that I can help you face?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Me.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28I have.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43You did what?!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44I didn't mean to!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46How do you tread on a guinea pig?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48You've got to be quick.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50And now there's a rat.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You saw a rat?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53I heard it.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55So you did not actually see it?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Maybe it was hiding. Didn't want to get...

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Oi!- Oh, I couldn't stay there. Not after the...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Who's going to feed the animals?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Anyone for ciambella della nonna?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09It's a Tuscan breakfast cake.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12From Tuscany.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Please yourselves.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Um...

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Heston, why didn't you tell me about the animals?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27What do you mean?

0:04:27 > 0:04:28The zoo out back.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Did you not get any of my messages?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33They wanted someone BECAUSE of the animals.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yeah, a few guinea pigs, not Noah's ark.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- You'll have to phone your friends and tell them to get someone else. - They're on safari.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Oh, great, maybe they can bring back a couple of elephants(!) - Better make that three. Elephants.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Just in case someone steps on one of them.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I killed one of the guinea pigs. - You did what?!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49It was an accident. I just...

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- I don't want to know. Just get another one.- I can't.- Why not?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm not going back there. I can't face it.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I thought you wanted the peace and quiet.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Peace and quiet? It's a nightmare!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01And what am I going to tell the Fitzwilliams about their guinea pig?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02"Sorry"?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Come on through.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09So what are the chances, you ending up here?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Well, it is the nearest surgery to my hotel.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh, of course.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17So did you manage to get onto the treadmill in the end?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18That ship had sailed.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Look, I'm so sorry about that.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I really don't know what got into my friend.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I've never seen him like that before.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Really?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29So, the receptionist said you had an emergency.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39That looks like hives. Urticaria.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yeah, I've had them before.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Right. Any idea about what might have brought this on?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Yeah. You.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Me?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48You and your friend.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55You don't recognise me, do you?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57From somewhere other than the...gym?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00You and Ayo are thick as thieves. Just like you were when you were 15.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Mr Praver?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Yeah.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Pravachan now. Kendon.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'd have never have recognised you.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Yeah, well, I've transformed myself.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Wow. Are you still at Percival Winston's?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16No. I'm not a teacher any more.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh. Why?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21You really don't remember?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22No.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25You know, you were the best teacher I ever had.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Well, I'm a motivational speaker now.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Well, you always inspired me. - And I'm a life coach,

0:06:30 > 0:06:32and I'm here to give a talk at the Central Hotel tonight.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35At least that was the plan.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'll get a doctor to get you some anti...

0:06:37 > 0:06:38No, I prefer dealing with the root cause,

0:06:38 > 0:06:41and that's what my talks are all about.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Dealing with your problems from the inside.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Really?- Yeah.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49So, um, have lunch with me later.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I can't.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53There's something I've got to do. I'm sorry.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Hm. Anything you want to talk about?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Not really.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Why don't you do both?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Catch up with your favourite teacher

0:07:06 > 0:07:09and with whatever it is that's making you feel so guilty.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Mm. This is fab. You should try some.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17No, I cannot eat

0:07:17 > 0:07:19when I know that livestock is going hungry.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- SHE SIGHS - I don't feel good about this, you know.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Why don't YOU go and feed them?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Because it is not my responsibility.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30And there's a rat.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33This Tuscan breakfast cake is really rather ravishing.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36You're not funny, you know.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Why don't you go and give some to those poor animals you've abandoned?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I am not going back there.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Why DON'T you go back?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You did not actually see the rat.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yeah, and what are you going to do with that dead guinea pig?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, will you all just leave me alone?

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Can I help?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Cos whatever the problem,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57there's always a way to make it better.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Yes, it's Heston.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I'm off to lunch now, so can you ring me back on my mobile?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's very important we talk today.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- MRS TEMBE:- Good afternoon...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Ooh. Let's have a look.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Dude!- What?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16How can you run to this?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Why wouldn't I? It's a nice steady beat.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21What language are you speaking?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Cherry made it for me.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24No wonder you broke up. A good steady beat?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26You sound like you're 100.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Yeah, well, it works for me.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41No.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43SQUEAKING AND CHIRRUPING

0:08:46 > 0:08:50No. No, it was, like, it was more black and white than that.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You really don't remember?

0:08:59 > 0:09:00No.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03That last class, the three of us together?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Well, I remember you were getting a bit angry, but you sometimes did.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08You had every right to.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Because of your behaviour?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Well, you know how teenage boys can be.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Only too well. That class was the last one that I ever taught.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18You gave up teaching after that class?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Because of it.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Wh...?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You gave up teaching because of me and Ayo?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Who can say? Maybe it was just a catalyst.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30What was? I mean...what happened?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35That's what I'm trying to piece together.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36You can't remember either?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Sometimes when a memory's too painful...

0:09:41 > 0:09:42I had some kind of a breakdown

0:09:42 > 0:09:45due to something that happened in that class.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47My whole life fell apart.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I lost my job, my wife left me.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I had to leave and start again,

0:09:53 > 0:09:56and I knew coming back to Letherbridge was always going to be a risk.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00I just thought I could manage it, you know, some of the people I might meet.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03But I didn't expect it to be you two,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06so when you confronted me, I broke out in hives

0:10:06 > 0:10:10and it just all came flooding back. That class. That afternoon.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14And, honestly, I'm feeling the same doubts all over again.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17SCRATCHING

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I solve other people's problems. Look at me with mine.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm meant to be on stage tonight.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29If we can't make this better...

0:10:30 > 0:10:31..I'm not sure that I can.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42There you go, Grandad.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52"Top ten tracks of all time - discuss."

0:10:55 > 0:10:57GUITAR RIFF PLAYS: "Worm Tamer" by Grinderman

0:10:57 > 0:11:00If you go back to the house and look after the other animals,

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- maybe the owners will forgive you. - I'm not going back. - But the animals!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07I killed a guinea pig! I can't do it, Chris.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08I thought I could, and I can't.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Not on my own. Will you come with me?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh, I can't.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Your dad?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18No, a patient. He's an old teacher friend of mine.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19He needs some help.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20What kind of help?

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Well, he's not a teacher any more. He's a motivational speaker.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, is that the guy who gave me the flyer?

0:11:27 > 0:11:28He gave you a flyer?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30How can you help him?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32It's a long story. I can't...

0:11:32 > 0:11:34How do you know he's not trying to help you,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37and he's going to just charge you the earth for it?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I went to see someone once.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42After Freya, to try and help me get over it.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I didn't tell anyone. It cost me a fortune.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47It just made the whole thing ten times worse.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50But you got through it, and you can get through this.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I killed a guinea pig.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I got covered in mud... Oh, oh, and there's no power.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- Oh, you can fix that, can't you? - Can I?- Yes!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02"I take your Black Keys,

0:12:02 > 0:12:05"your White Stripes

0:12:05 > 0:12:09"and your Strokes...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12"and give you..."

0:12:15 > 0:12:17HE CHUCKLES

0:12:17 > 0:12:21It's really him? We kicked Mr Praver off the treadmill?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yeah, our favourite teacher.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Er, yours.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh, come on. He was a legend. He loved you.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Can you remember us ever giving him a hard time?

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Is that what he said?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You know that last lesson we ever had with him? Can you remember it?

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Not really.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Cos he said he resigned straight after.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Because of us?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42What if we did do something?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Maybe. So what?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Well, he wants us to work through it with him?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Work it through? What does that mean?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Well, he's got this... He's got this Five Point Plan for problem solving.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Right? And I think, if he did really leave teaching because of us, we...

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Because of some stupid argument with a 15-year-old?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00So you do remember?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Some argument. Not what it was about.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04What if this is a chance to make it right?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Come on - it'll only take ten minutes.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08What will?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Come on, mate. What's ten minutes of your life?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20So, Ayo.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Different circumstances from this morning?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Yeah.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25So how are you?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Wondering what I'm doing here.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Did you come straight from work?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Maybe.- What do you do?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Is it important?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I don't know. What do you think?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Why don't you just tell us what we're doing here?

0:13:39 > 0:13:43OK. We're going to own the problem. We're going to take control.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45We're going to work through this Five Point Plan,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48which is identification, confrontation, guilt reduction,

0:13:48 > 0:13:53reconstruction. And finally, we're going to face our fear and own it.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Now, usually at this point, I say, "Is there anyone here who's got a fear that I can help you face?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02"A problem that I can help you solve."

0:14:02 > 0:14:05But in this case, the person with the problem...is me.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06So what do you want us to do about it?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Point four. Reconstruction.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09What?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11None of us can remember what really happened.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13So what's the point of being here?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15We go back, we find out what did.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Can't I just apologise for this morning?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Do you think you need to?

0:14:19 > 0:14:20I don't know. What do you think?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I think this might be a way to find out.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I thought it was for you.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Come on - why would you be here if there wasn't something in it for you?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33There was an argument. That's all I can remember.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Me too.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I can't even remember that.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42I think we all want to remember what really happened, don't you?

0:14:43 > 0:14:48OK, I'm going to be back in just a few moments.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55So there was an argument - why go over it again?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Well, don't you want to know what happened?- How's that going to solve anything?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Mate, don't you think we owe it to him?

0:15:01 > 0:15:02No.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04He gave up his career.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07And that's supposed to be our fault? Stuff happens.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08We didn't make him leave.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10And you're wrong - he never liked me.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Good morning, class.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Good morning, class.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Good morning, sir.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Ayo?- Good morning.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26So this is the last time that we'll be together before you do your GCSEs,

0:15:26 > 0:15:30and then you're off to wherever it is, so I just want to find out how you're all getting on.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Er, Chris, did you manage to do any revision at all last night?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Yeah, yeah, a bit.- Great. Ayo?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- What?- Did you do any work last night?

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Yes, sir.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Great. What work did you do?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43English, Maths.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Really?

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Yeah.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Can I see it?

0:15:48 > 0:15:49I said I'd like to see it.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I had a book. An exercise book.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54OK, um...

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Use this.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Can I see it?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Why are you picking on me?

0:16:03 > 0:16:04You can see mine if you like.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Did I ask to see yours?- No. - Then don't interrupt.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Come on, Ayo. You said you'd done some work - I'd like to see it.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Is it all right, then?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I said, is it all right?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26I'll have it back now.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Christopher!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- I want to see what he wrote. - Give it me.- I want to see what you wrote, mate.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Give him the book back now!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35HE PANTS

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Now get out!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- But, sir...- I said get out.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I wasn't even in the class.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48That's why I didn't know what happened.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50"I saw you."

0:16:51 > 0:16:53That's what you wrote.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55You saw me doing what?

0:16:55 > 0:16:56You know what.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58If you've got something to say to me, just say it.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59In front of everyone?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02If you're going to threaten someone, make sure that you can follow

0:17:02 > 0:17:05through. Now, come on - you saw me doing what?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I saw you with Miss Sanders.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Kissing her.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14What makes you think anyone is going to believe a word you say?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Why wouldn't they?- Well, why should they? Look at you. You're a loser.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22You're a nobody. You're a nothing! Aren't you?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Aren't you?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Yes.- Yes what?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Yes, sir.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Go.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Do everyone a favour. Just disappear.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Ayo!- Let him go.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47He's got to come to terms with what he did.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I don't know what's funny. I'm not making fun of your playlist.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Yeah, well, mine's not a joke. - Nor's mine!- Oh, come on.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56- It's not.- Are you having me on?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58No.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Madness, Manic Street Preachers, Keane?- What's wrong with them?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Nothing. Val Doonican. Or with slippers and a pipe.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Or a stairlift. Right, come on. - Where?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10A pub with a jukebox.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I'm going to buy you a pint and teach you about music!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Nah, you know, I think I'm going to go home,

0:18:16 > 0:18:20sit on the couch with a cup of Horlicks...listen to some records.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Records?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Nah, no, no... Now you are joking?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29So oversensitive.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Must be nice.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- What?- Having so many friends that you don't mind losing a few.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39And what about Ayo?

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Ayo's got to go on Ayo's journey.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44He's got to take control. He's got to get out there and do it.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46I didn't have to come back, did I?

0:18:46 > 0:18:50I'd no idea who I was going to bump into. I had to make it right.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52That really got to Ayo.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Yeah, well, he's got you to help him through it.- Yeah,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57and I would have helped you if you'd have just asked me.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I don't need it. I've got a Five Point Plan.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04What if it doesn't work?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07What if it's better just to talk to friends?

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Next thing you'll be telling me I'll have to give people their money back.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Now, I've got a seminar to prepare.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I couldn't leave it like that.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Like what?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40You don't really have records?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Motivation, motivation...

0:19:45 > 0:19:48And while the other guy's saying it, for the third time...

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- ALL:- You're out there doing it!

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Yeah, you're out there doing it. You're buying the house,

0:19:54 > 0:19:59you know, you're losing the weight, you're dumping that life partner who's been holding you back.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01It's about ownership about taking control.

0:20:01 > 0:20:06If you own your problem, then your problem doesn't own you.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10And if something belongs to you, you can give it away.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Now, who's got a problem I can solve?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Who's got a fear I can help you face? Anyone?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Yeah? Um...

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Excuse me a minute, do I know you?

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Um, the Mill Health Centre. Earlier.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'm one of Chris' friends.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember. So, um, so what fear can I help you face?

0:20:35 > 0:20:39I'm frightened of animals.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Rats...

0:20:40 > 0:20:43I tell you what,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46why don't you just go and, er, talk it over with Chris?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I paid £20 for that?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I think he knew what happened.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Never.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Well, he said he didn't.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57And you believed him?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Well, why wouldn't I?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Because he was your favourite teacher.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02And yours.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- I should have smacked the guy this morning.- Mate, where does all this anger come from?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Who knows? Being let down?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11What, by Mr Praver?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Maybe he's not the only one.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Wha...? You're saying that I've let you down?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18I don't know. What do you think?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Mate, I think that we're trying to help someone out who meant a lot

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- to both of us.- He never meant a thing to me.- Yes he did.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You were always saying...

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Shouldn't you be running back to your dad?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36What is wrong with you?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41PHONE RINGS

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Hiya, Mandy. Yep.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right over.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51MUSIC PLAYS: "Teardrop" by Massive Attack

0:21:51 > 0:21:53I take it this is one of your ex-wife's?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58You ever been out with anyone yourself?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00So I was right about you. You are oversensitive.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Oversensitive?! Ah, I'm hurt(!)

0:22:03 > 0:22:04You want a top up?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Um...

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Nah, I think I'll change to lager.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Lager? It's the easy listening of the beer world.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Says the man who likes pizza.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Could we put my music on now, please?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Mm-hm.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Yeah, this is it - real ale, pizza, music, good friends.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's my kind of party.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29If it was a party, there'd be girls.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You haven't heard the music yet.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35GUITAR RIFF PLAYS: "Joker & The Thief" by Wolfmother

0:22:39 > 0:22:40I've not been inside yet.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Look, it's probably just the circuit breakers. Do you want me to have a look for you?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I went to see your old teacher today.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47What?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Doing a talk.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51And?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Like I said...

0:22:52 > 0:22:57But he did say one thing about...taking responsibility?

0:22:57 > 0:22:58"Owning the problem"?

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Yeah.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Trust me, he's better at saying it than doing it.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05He told me to call you.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Really?

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Mm. And he gave me my money back.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Wow.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Did you bring it?

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Yeah.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Do you want me to come in with you?

0:23:17 > 0:23:18I can do it.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Nice one.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34SQUEAK

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Chris?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38I'm here, mate!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52< Found it!

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Right, time to get you buried.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05SQUEAKING

0:24:05 > 0:24:06SHE GASPS

0:24:06 > 0:24:07< Mandy?

0:24:08 > 0:24:09It's all right!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12SQUEAKING

0:24:21 > 0:24:24It's going to be all right!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26SQUEAKING

0:24:26 > 0:24:27It's going to be all right.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Read the T-shirt. It says I'm in charge.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Why don't you mind your own business?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Since when did you become my agony aunt?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43You OK?

0:24:43 > 0:24:47- HE PANTS - You go... You go at your own pace.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Who the devil are you?

0:24:50 > 0:24:54You're like a bunch of termites. You just keep biting until I snap.

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