0:00:31 > 0:00:33Well, Peg, here I go.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Erm... Well, I... I must apologise.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I have spoken to head office and they assured me
0:00:41 > 0:00:44that a replacement tour guide is on his way.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47As soon as he arrives, we can start.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Oh, Ron, hello. It's been ages.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53How are you?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Well, you know. - I know this must be hard for you.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58But it's great that you've come!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Although there's a bit of panic at the moment.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Seems our tour guide hasn't turned up.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Oh?- No. I suppose we're sunk without one.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11No, it'll be fine once we get going.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Don't worry.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15It'll be a gentle-paced day.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19And I have got enough snacks for both of us if it gets tiring.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Peggy wouldn't thank me if I didn't look after you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Oh, you must be Mr Bick, our tour guide?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Don't see any other Australian stunners round here,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33so you must be correct.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36We were expecting you half-an-hour ago to meet and greet.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Keep your wig on, missus.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I had a heavy session last night, all right?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Anyone else would feel like they just won the lottery.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45You paid for economy, you've just been upgraded to business class.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Basically, you should be feeling pretty damn privileged, all right?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52James chucked a sickie and I stepped in.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm only here cos I'm broke.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55All right?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Er... can I have your attention, please?
0:01:58 > 0:02:03This is Mr Bick - our replacement tour guide.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Now, before we start...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06OK, people, listen up.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Welcome to Letherbridge Walking Tour of Hidden Treasures.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'll be running this show.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14And I know what you're thinking, "Wait, this guy's famous."
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But no. It's just I get that a lot.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Read the T-shirt - it says I'm in charge.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22A few ground rules.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25First rule - I know this is a church trip, but no religious stuff,
0:02:25 > 0:02:26and we'll get along just fine.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Second rule - stay with the group.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Drag your heels, you get left behind.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Sneak off to the toilet without permission, you get left behind.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37And if you get left behind...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39not my problem. Righto.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47No. No, no, no. Mr Johnson, this way.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Come.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57"Farmyard husbandry"?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Scintillating bedtime reading, Nurse Marquez(!) I can't keep up.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, I don't suppose you can -
0:03:02 > 0:03:04not with that scintillating breakfast.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Oh, are you doing the clinic later? I need to chase you up for some supplies.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Nope, I'm doing morning clinic, then I've got the rest of the day off.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Lucky you.- Our Nurse Marquez fancies herself as something of a gentlewoman farmer.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Some library books and a few transferable skills ought to do it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Hmm. You know, maybe you should come with me.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I think you'd feel well at home...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25in the pig sty.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Oooh! Hoo-hoo!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Made a fan there, I see(!)
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Natural charisma - it's the weight I have to carry.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35That and a thick skin.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Listen, yesterday, I have to admit, I had a good laugh.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Only happy to oblige.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Right, so, I'd like to return the favour.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Now, clearly music is something that means everything to you,
0:03:44 > 0:03:48so I'd like to introduce you to something that means everything to me -
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- running.- Whoa.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53OK, look, look. Me with my feet, running?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58You've got the footwear. It's free, it's beneficial -
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- you've got nothing to lose.- Except my dignity. Except my dignity.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Except my dignity!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05We don't have the same taste in music, do we? But I gave that a go.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- I think there should be a two-way. - All right.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11When the weather's better, hey?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Early lunch, I reckon.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14No time like the present, mate.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I've forgotten my PE kit.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, OK, don't worry. I can sort you out with that.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26What a fine example of Tudor architecture.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Lovely, isn't it?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Oh, here, here. Have a closer look. - Oh, thank you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Ron, come and have a look.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Look at the details on those windows.- How splendid.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Biscuit, anyone?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40No, thank you.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Thank you. - According to the itinerary,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47we are supposed to go inside.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yeah, no rush, people.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Mr Bick, as part of the tour, we are meant to go inside.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, if I'm not inside, then it's not part of the tour, is it?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- MUFFLED:- Never mind, we're going inside the church next, anyway.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00What's that, Margaret?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I couldn't hear you with your mouth crammed full of biscuit.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Mr Bick, there is no need...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08No, not that way, Mr Johnson! No, not that way!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09How the hell did I end up here?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Sorry?
0:05:11 > 0:05:16Well, since you're asking, yesterday I was driving round the woman's under-20 volleyball team.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17You figure that one out.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I was living the dream, mate, living the dream.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yeah, right, so...er...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26we're at a church...
0:05:26 > 0:05:28a very old one, by the look of it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30It is a very well-known church.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Nah, this isn't old. You want to see old churches?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Go to South America, mate. Been there in me ambo days.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Ambo?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Ambulance worker. "Paramedic" to you guys.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47What has this got to do with the church?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Ever carried a 16-stone man down the side of a mountain
0:05:50 > 0:05:52on your shoulders?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54That is as real as it gets.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58You can't ask those locals if they've got a mobility scooter.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Not happening in South America!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Is it time to go inside?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Yeah, go for it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'll hang out here while you guys get your religious fix.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:13 > 0:06:15There you go.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, joy(!)
0:06:17 > 0:06:18That's you sorted, then.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Yeah, so it seems. Don't forget, I got to choose the route,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25so I've downloaded a map.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Seems a bit ambitious for a beginner.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37If something's worth doing, it's worth doing well, Jimmi.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Whoa, babes. Babes! Babes, where you going?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You don't know what you're missing out on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Could be the tour of your life!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Erm... We are waiting.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Yeah, keep running. You got more rolls than my local bakery anyway.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- I don't even like fat chicks! - Can we start, please?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00And more information this time.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02So we're at a creek.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05This is a canal.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07This region is renowned for them.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Back at home, this would be a public urinal.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11For a real creek, go to South America, mate.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, no.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No, Mr Johnson, not that way!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Have you seen the others? - Which others?
0:08:28 > 0:08:33We are missing some of the group - the Joneses, Miss Wooley.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, Margaret? Is she not here yet?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37No. Have you seen her?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, she said she'd be back. I hope she's all right.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44And I accidentally clicked on your Facebook page the other day and guess what I saw?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Our old scuba instructor paddling in your pool.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50So when you've finished with your pommy spandex-wearing pool cleaner, I'll...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, flipping machine!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Mr Bick, where are the others?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Who are we talking about, missus?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57The other members of the tour group!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- You were supposed to bring them to the tearoom!- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I said, you drag your heels, you get left behind.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- If customers have mobility issues, they should have read the Ts and Cs. - Excuse me?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08The terms and conditions.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11If they couldn't do a walking tour, they shouldn't have paid the money.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14It would be like me rocking up for work in the jungle in a wheelchair.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Mr Bick, I suggest you find them,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- or you will not get paid. - Yeah, all right.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22If I can track down a group of lost orphans in the Amazon,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I reckon I can track down a few biddies hunting for a tearoom.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Mrs Tembe, I'll go and look for Margaret.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, thank you, Mr Wise, that will be very helpful.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35No, no, no. Mr Johnson, not that way!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42You OK?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44AL PANTS HEAVILY
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Listen, mate...
0:09:45 > 0:09:49you go at your own pace.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Don't worry about me. I'll see you at the end.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53You sure?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Yeah.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh, Margaret! I'm so sorry.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12What on earth for?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- I thought maybe you'd gone home. - Oh, goodness me, no!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I just went ahead for a quick snack, and then I realised
0:10:19 > 0:10:23I might have left my binoculars here, or so I thought.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25And I sort of lost track of time.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Was it because of Ned that you left?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I must apologise. He was so rude.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yes, he was.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35But Ned's just a big, boisterous kid.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I had plenty of those in my class when I was teaching.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42It's always the insecure ones that make the most noise.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Nevertheless, I should have helped.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Aren't you being a bit hard on yourself?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Maybe, it's just I didn't realise
0:10:49 > 0:10:54how much confidence I'd lost over the years looking after Peggy.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I have to admit that, after she died,
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I just shut myself away.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03But then after a while, you realise you can't go on like that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Come on, how about that sandwich?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Who the devil are you?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'm Mandy. You must be Edward.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Yes. - I'm house sitting for your parents.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Left you in charge, have they?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Seems so.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30My parents usually leave some cash lying around in case of emergencies.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32You couldn't sub me some housekeeping?
0:11:32 > 0:11:36It's just that I'm a bit short at the moment. you know how it is.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39OK, there's this girl, Poppy,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42sister of a friend,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44and if I'm going to make a half-decent impression,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- I'm going to need some dosh. - Sorry, Edward.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm under strict instructions.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- What?- Not to give you any money.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- How did you get here? - I felt a twinge in my ankle,
0:12:04 > 0:12:08thought it might be peroneal tendon subluxation,
0:12:08 > 0:12:09so I worked out a short cut
0:12:09 > 0:12:13and, lo and behold, it brought me straight here.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You had this planned all along, didn't you?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Well, while we're here, we should sample some of the local fare.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I took the liberty of lining up a few for you to try.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's not just music I have to impart.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Let's call it a mercy mission.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Any man who purports to prefer lager, needs help.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- This will cancel out the benefits of my run.- Hey ho!
0:12:37 > 0:12:38This is all part of their plan,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41sailing off without leaving me a bean.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I need a crash course at the school of hard knocks, according to them.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I mean, heaven sakes!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- HE LAUGHS - That's not how you do it!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52SHE MOCKS HIS LAUGHTER
0:12:52 > 0:12:55How come you don't get off your posh bum of yours, eh?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58What, frightened I might fall about laughing too?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05C'mon, Hettie, good girl!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Here, Maisie! Come on!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Chick, chick, chickens!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- How'd you do that? - You forget I was raised here.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19How about omelette for lunch?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Have you seen Mr Bick?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I think he just popped to the gents, Mrs Tembe.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Are you all right?- I'm sorry.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31It's just things aren't going according to schedule
0:13:31 > 0:13:33and some people are a little worried
0:13:33 > 0:13:35they will not see the Morris dancing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37It'll just take a little re-jigging.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'm sure everybody can be accommodated.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Cheers, mate. - I'm sorry, that's my sandwich.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Blimey, Margaret! Can't anyone eat food around you,
0:13:44 > 0:13:46without you trying to scoff it?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Mr Bick, some of us are concerned about the schedule.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Don't worry. I've got it all under wraps
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Guys, listen up!
0:13:54 > 0:13:55This is how it's going to be.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57We're running out of time today,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00so we're going to have to make a few sacrifices.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02First, no time for Morris dancing,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Second, no time for a gift shop
0:14:05 > 0:14:08and third, no time for Quaker houses.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Any questions?- I'm sorry, Ned, but I have to locate my binoculars.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Margaret! Excuse me, do you know that it is rude to interrupt people?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18This is not Margaret's tour, it's the group's tour.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21If you'd abided by my rules in the first place,
0:14:21 > 0:14:22we wouldn't be in this predicament.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25But you chose to go off and spend the whole day grazing,
0:14:25 > 0:14:26slowing everyone down.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Mr Bick!- It doesn't matter.- It does!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Mr Bick, we have heard quite enough from you today. You are...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35HE SHUSHES HER
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I think you're forgetting who's wearing the t-shirt, Tembe.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Mmm!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Good?- Mmm, delicious!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51PHONE RINGS
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Poppy! Lovely surprise!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57No, this is a good time.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Yeah, if you're free next weekend, maybe I could take you out.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07My best friend's the owner of Insurrection.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09No, really.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12David Guetta and all that lot, they're always there.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18You don't like him? I don't really either.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What's so funny?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Who called me that?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Poppy, sorry, forget what I said.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32It would just be nice to meet for a coffee next time you're in town.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36OK, then!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39It worked!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- She said she'd give me a ring. - There you go!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49"These Arts and Crafts houses were traditional in design
0:15:49 > 0:15:51"and became a blueprint
0:15:51 > 0:15:54"for many other model village estates in Britain."
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh! Well, please, tell us more!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58"As the Cadburys were temperance Quakers,
0:15:58 > 0:16:02"no public houses were built in the vicinity."
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Blimey, can you imagine that?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I myself couldn't step foot in a pub for a month.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Why? Cos my ex sucked every penny out of my wallet,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I couldn't even afford a pint!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Back to the Quaker house. - I was like Jesus in a desert.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Only thing that mattered to her was my money, and spending it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19She'd take the shirt of my back if she had the chance,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- the heartless troll!- Mr Bick!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Will you please refrain from
0:16:23 > 0:16:25parading your personal grievances before us?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Your behaviour has been disgraceful.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I will be sending a personal letter of complaint.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Listen, Tembe, you've been barking in me ear all day
0:16:34 > 0:16:36like a starving dog, and I'm sick of it!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Mr Bick, that is enough!
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Obviously, all of you have got a problem with the way I run my ship.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Hands up who thinks I've been unreasonable?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47No-one? Funny that!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50But I guess it's OK to gob off about me behind my back?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53You've been nothing but unreasonable and winding me up all day.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- It's been pure grief man!- Mr Bick!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58You're like a bunch of termites, just keep biting till I snap!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You, Mr J, slowing everyone down!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You shouldn't have been let out
0:17:02 > 0:17:04without a compass strapped to your neck.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06That is enough, I think you should leave!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09And I think you should zip it, Tembe!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Ned!- Just clearing the air.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12You need to go.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm not going anywhere till the job's done
0:17:14 > 0:17:16and the money's in my pocket.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Now, would anybody mind
0:17:20 > 0:17:23if Margaret shared some of her knowledge
0:17:23 > 0:17:25about these wonderful houses?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Margaret, that would be wonderful.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33Historical information has been very thin on the ground today.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34- You were raised here?- For my sins.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Couldn't wait to escape.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Preferred the city, then?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Absolutely.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Same here.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46It is really cool, though, how you know all this country stuff.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Something must have stuck. My parents would be pleased.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Maybe they'll leave you to house sit next time?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Don't hold your breath!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Edward, I've got a proposition for you.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59OK.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02How about I help you with your posh bird,
0:18:02 > 0:18:06I give you some of my allowance, in arrears of course,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08if you help me with something in the yard?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Is that it? Well, yes!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- Deal?- Deal!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15- Eurgh!- Sorry!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21What's this called again?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Dusty Velvet Mudslinger.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24You're kidding!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Cheeky little number, hence the unique name.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Surprisingly good.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Right...
0:18:31 > 0:18:35a giant rat or a miniature tiger?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36What?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39What wins in a fight? A giant rat or a miniature tiger.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Seconds out?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42OK, a tiger.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45How so? What about the rodent?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Nasty teeth, spreads the plague?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48It's a tiger!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- It's a giant pussy cat! - The dexterity counts.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I think you're underestimating a rat's innate prowess.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Prowess! What prowess has a scurvy rat got?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02I said giant rat, this bad boy is 6ft tall.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Would you fight him?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06You didn't say that, did you?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07All right, OK.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10MORRIS DANCING MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Well, at least it has been an enjoyable ending.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- To an enjoyable day? - THEY LAUGH
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Well, at least we can say it has been interesting.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Don't worry, Mrs Tembe, this was the highlight
0:19:30 > 0:19:33that everybody wanted to see, so it's been fine.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Well, for nearly everyone.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I will have to have strong words with the travel firm about that man,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42and if he thinks he's going to get paid...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Is Margaret all right, do you think?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46She does look a little pale.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Margaret, are you OK?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Ron, where are we?!- What is it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Golly, your hands are cold.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Mr Bick, we need your help!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00What's the matter with her? Is she dead?!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- What we going to do, man?! - Do you not know?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Ring for an ambulance, somebody!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Margaret, can you hear me?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Her pulse is racing, how much has she had to eat today?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- She did not have any lunch. - Ned, look in her handbag!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Get me some juice, there are some snacks in there,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19something to drink, something sugary!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Mr Bick!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- What's wrong with her? - She's a diabetic.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33SHE GASPS
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Thanks, Edward.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Pleasure.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Margaret is going to be all right, and it's all thanks to you.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57You know, I decided it was time to give up moping,
0:20:57 > 0:21:02and this excursion was about me stepping outside of my comfort zone.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Well, It hasn't been what I expected,
0:21:05 > 0:21:08but I've got my confidence back.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Your wife would be so proud of you.- Yes.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14But I also learned something else, thanks to Margaret
0:21:14 > 0:21:18and, funnily enough, Ned.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20That I always had strength.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24It was just always buried under all that grief.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Mr Wise, you have been incredible.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33You acted so quickly and it is obvious you have medical skills.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Well, before I was Peggy's carer I was a paramedic for the Red Cross.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38You were?
0:21:38 > 0:21:43You have been so modest! Unlike Mr Bick...
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Oh, yes. Where is he?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Right lad, I think it's time
0:21:51 > 0:21:55you took a long, hard look at what you're doing.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Today's been a shambles, thanks to you.- Blame the fall guy!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01None of you realise this is a tough job.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04My heart's still bleeding, man, all right?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08I realise it's tough getting over a relationship,
0:22:08 > 0:22:13but in your case, I think it's your ego that's bruised
0:22:13 > 0:22:15more than your heart is.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Either way, you have to move on.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I know what I'm talking about.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I lost my wife. 40 years, we were married.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Oh, I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30It hasn't been easy dealing with her loss either.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34They were happy years and that's what keeps me going.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36You might get on better
0:22:36 > 0:22:42if you were more tolerant and respectful of other people.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I think a few apologies would be in order.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Mrs T, could I have a word?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00What is it, Mr Bick?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02About earlier...
0:23:02 > 0:23:05maybe I was a bit...but if you can let bygones,
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I'm prepared to forget too.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11So, can I get paid now?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Mr Bick, if you think
0:23:13 > 0:23:15you are going to get one penny,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18you are very much mistaken.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Wait a minute, that's not fair! - What is not fair,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23is that you have ruined what should have been
0:23:23 > 0:23:25a special day for many people
0:23:25 > 0:23:27with your ignorant, rude, opinionated behaviour.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- I really tried today! - PHONE RINGS
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Yeah, Dave, mate. Just finished.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Couldn't get enough of me.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Had one old biddy nearly kick the bucket.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Had to pull out some of my old ambo training.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44No, it's no biggie.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Hang on a minute
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Yep, still here, mate.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Edward, this smells fantastic!
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Nut roast for you, homemade bangers for me!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Oh, thank you!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I have to admit, I was just about ready
0:24:06 > 0:24:08to chuck this house sitting lark in.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12I felt like a proper fish out of water.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13A right townie.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16There are some good things about country living,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19like this, and finding this.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Here's to the good life.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22The good life.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Al Haskey, as I live and breathe!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Jenny's on the door step.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Just leave it, Al.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38It's my life, not yours!
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Where are we going?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41HE SHOUTS We're not going anywhere!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Don't give up on me.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47This has to end. You know that, don't you?
0:24:47 > 0:24:48He'll go to the police.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I'm not scared. I'm angry.
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