The Mating Game

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0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Got a new watch by any chance? - Oh, this? Yeah.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Water resistant to 100m,

0:00:52 > 0:00:56tells the time simultaneously in four different countries.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Why do you need to know the time in four countries?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01He's got an ego that spans four time zones.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Why shouldn't he have a watch to match?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Laugh all you want, but a watch like this can open doors.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07That sounds a bit more useful.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09It tells people something.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Yeah, the time!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I have a very particular problem.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I was wondering...

0:01:16 > 0:01:20if you could help me...with this.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I suppose a nice watch does say something about a man.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Like what exactly?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31That he's a bit distinguished. That he'll turn up on time.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34You should listen to Karen. She's an experienced, mature woman.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Oi, less of the "mature", thank you very much.- I just meant...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Kevin, step away from the spade.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Louise Smith, I'm here to do the IT system evaluation.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Hi, Kevin Tyler. I'm a doctor here. - Chris Reid, practice nurse.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51OK, guys, I think I can handle this.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm the most senior member of staff here

0:01:53 > 0:01:55so I think it's only fair that I make myself available

0:01:55 > 0:01:57to welcome a visitor.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58I think I'll handle it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:04So, I'm Karen Hollins, receptionist, would you like to come this way?

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oh, sorry.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Just through here, to the left...

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Mate, you can put your tongue back in now.- Pfft, what?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Don't suppose you you've heard of playing it cool?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oh, like you?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26"Hi, I'm Kevin Tyler, I'm a doctor here."

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Mate, there's a big difference

0:02:28 > 0:02:30between asserting yourself

0:02:30 > 0:02:33and gawping like a toddler at the toy shop window.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35So much to learn, young Padawan.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Right, OK.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39When was the last time you even went on a date?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Do you know what? Today is your lucky day.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Uncle Kevin is going to sort you out with a date.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I'm perfectly capable of getting a date for myself,

0:02:52 > 0:02:53thanks, "Uncle Kevin".

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I don't understand, you're a married woman.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Not any more.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- But surely...?- He died a week after the wedding.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05It was all very sudden.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10And you didn't even have time to...?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11It's a long story.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I don't understand why you suddenly feel the need now?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I've thought about it down the years

0:03:21 > 0:03:24but it just never quite happened.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25So why now?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27It feels like the right time.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Well, certainly, I think you should forget about this for starters...

0:03:34 > 0:03:37..I don't think normal people do things like that...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- ..or that.- I did wonder.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45So, what exactly can I do for you?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I just don't want to get it wrong when the time comes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Well, surely your partner has a bit more experience?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh, yes...he's got tonight all planned.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Dancing at Letherbridge Social Club,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04then on to his for a candle-lit supper and...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06then...

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ah.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I don't know what to say.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13It's the most natural thing in the world.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16If you really have to do it, just go with the flow.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18But...

0:04:18 > 0:04:21I just wondered about the mechanics.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Mechanics?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Yes, you see, in the book...

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Trust me, you need to forget about that book.- But...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Mrs Bedford, please.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Just let your partner take the lead and you'll be fine.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'll need to speak to a range of system users -

0:04:36 > 0:04:39ideally one doctor, a nurse, a manager

0:04:39 > 0:04:40and a member of support staff.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Nobody told me that bit.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Is it a problem?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I shouldn't think so. I'll do my best.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Doctor Tyler's just down that way, so maybe best start with him?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Great, I'm going to just nip to the girl's room and then I'll get going.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Why exactly is she here?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04She's an IT analyst, whatever that means.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06She's got to interview everybody

0:05:06 > 0:05:08who's got something to do with a computer. Howard sorted it.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Are you setting up the interviews? - Yeah, why?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Oh, I see. Oh, so sweet! You're blushing.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Would you mind if I went first?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Oh, someone's keen.- Well, she's lovely and Kevin will just...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, has he put you up to this?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Well, erm...yeah, kind of.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Do you not think you should try and play it a bit cool?

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Really? See, I thought I should strike while the iron's hot.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Carpe diem and all that.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Oh, fair enough, it's up to you.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- I'll send her down to the nurse's room first then.- Yes, thank you!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- KNOCK ON DOOR - Yeah?

0:05:50 > 0:05:55- I had a patient earlier, a Mrs Bedford.- What about her?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56How well do you know her?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I've seen her a few times, she's a sweet old lady.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03A "sweet old lady" who's about to be deflowered.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Come again?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07She's got a hot date tonight.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Doesn't mean she's about to... - Oh, yes, it does!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12She's been doing her research and everything.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's really her first time? At her age?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16You didn't know?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Surprisingly, it didn't come up in conversation, no.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Well, I suppose she's a grown woman. She can do what she wants.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I take it you read her patient notes?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah, I had a quick look. Why?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29So you'll know about the osteoarthritis in her hip?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Not exactly.- You got a bit freaked out, didn't you?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Forgot to do your job properly. - Not at all!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You're a doctor, you can't just pick and choose

0:06:38 > 0:06:40which patients you want to deal with.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46So, any general thoughts you have on the system?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Do you know what? I think it's great. I think it's absolutely brilliant.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Really?- Yeah, it's fantastic. Best I've ever seen.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Well done you. - I didn't actually design it.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, your company did, though.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00So, you should, at least, take some of the credit.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- It was a bit before my time. - It doesn't look that old.

0:07:03 > 0:07:09Not...that you look old. You don't, you're lovely.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Lovely and young.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14What about functionality issues?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Any major improvements you might make to the interface?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18What's the interface?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23The front end? What you see in the screen, the way it looks.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Do you know what? I'm not really that superficial.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30For me, it's what's inside that counts.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34OK, I think we're almost done here.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Unless, do you have anything else you'd like to add?- Like what?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Any questions, maybe?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41What sort of questions?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43About the system?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, the system. No, I don't think so.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50OK, I think I've got Doctor Tyler up next.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Erm, yeah, actually, I've got a question.- What's that?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Erm...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00..the F10 key. What does that do again?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I bet he won't even ask her, he's a bottle merchant!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07You can spot them a mile off.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Maybe you should give him some help, then?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12He's been having a rough time with his dad lately

0:08:12 > 0:08:14and I'm thinking a bit of female company would do him good.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I did offer but he turned me down flat.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Where are you going?- Sandwich...

0:08:21 > 0:08:22and to see Mrs Bedford.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Feeling guilty, are you?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28You're up next.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- How did it go?- Terrible.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- I ended up blabbering like a complete idiot.- Oh!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Maybe you should try a different approach?

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- Like what?- Go all mean and moody. Yu know, less talk, more attitude.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Think, erm...Al Pacino

0:08:44 > 0:08:48or that...Ryan Gosling fella in that film.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Mean and moody?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah. I'm thinking that she's the sort of girl

0:08:53 > 0:08:55who likes the strong, silent type.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57But I'm not the strong, silent type.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yeah, but you could be.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01You just need to be a bit more mysterious.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Command the room with your brooding presence.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- You reckon?- Yeah, it's all in the way you look at her.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09I don't know what you mean?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13If she asks you a question, don't answer her straightaway.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Hold her gaze for a second, with smouldering intensity.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Like this.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22You look like you need the loo.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26You know what I mean! You just need to be more mysterious.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Like you're weighed down with a dark secret.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33OK...like I...killed my mum when I was 15

0:09:33 > 0:09:34and buried her under the patio?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Not exactly that, just a bit more angst.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38But I'm not an angsty person.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Well, pretend, then! - Girls like that sort of thing.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Really?!- Yeah, it's different when you're older.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45When you get to my age,

0:09:45 > 0:09:48you just want someone who's going to pick their socks up

0:09:48 > 0:09:51off the bedroom floor! But a young girl like that, you know?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52I don't think I can do it.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, yes, yes, you can. Give us your best shot.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Let me see.- No. - You need the practice.- OK.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06That's really good, you see?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11So, from a doctor's perspective, any general thoughts on the system?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12It's pretty good, I'd say.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Only pretty good?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Well, I've seen better.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Really?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Better functionality, better interface design -

0:10:20 > 0:10:21it's all out there.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Technology moves at a rapid pace

0:10:23 > 0:10:25but I suppose you already know that.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Sounds like you know your stuff.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Well, I like to keep in tune with the latest developments.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33That's interesting, actually.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Is it?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Yeah, I reckon we could use someone like you.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40We've been looking for an experienced systems user,

0:10:40 > 0:10:43someone who can help us take our product offering forward.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47A medical professional who also understands technology.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Like a consultant?- Kind of, yeah.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Maybe...might be something for you and I to discuss?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I suppose so.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I'm staying in the area tonight...

0:10:59 > 0:11:00erm, maybe I could buy you dinner

0:11:00 > 0:11:02and we could discuss the possibilities?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12SWING MUSIC PLAYING

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Doctor Khella...

0:11:23 > 0:11:24whatever brings you here?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27I wanted a quick word, if possible.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, well, well, what have we here?

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Fred, this is Doctor Khella.- Oh!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Doctor Khella, this is Fred.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Well, if my doctor's surgery

0:11:36 > 0:11:39was filled with beautiful people like you,

0:11:39 > 0:11:43I'd develop instant hypochondria!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Would you care to join me in next dance, Doctor?

0:11:47 > 0:11:51I'm afraid I didn't come here to trip the light fantastic.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Well, why have you graced us with your heavenly presence?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I need a quick word with Mrs Bedford.

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Surely that can wait until I've shown you a few things?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- I don't think you've got anything I really want to see.- Oh, come on!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Well?- "Well" what?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- How did you get on? - Yeah, good. I think.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17You think? What did you find out?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Well, I think she might be single.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21How come?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Because she invited me out to dinner tonight?- What?!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's not my fault, it just happened.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You are a selfish little sod! Do the decent thing and cancel.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38I must apologise for Fred's behaviour, he's a bit red-blooded.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39So I see.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41So, what can I do for you, Doctor?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'm a bit concerned I may have been a bit laissez faire

0:12:44 > 0:12:47when you came to see me earlier.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I'm not exactly sure what that means?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I hadn't looked at your records properly.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I wasn't fully aware of your medical condition.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Well, I've made up my mind now.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I didn't come here to try and talk you out of anything...

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Good! Because I've made my decision.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03So I don't need any more of your advice.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Mrs Bedford, it's my job to be concerned about...

0:13:07 > 0:13:10With all due respect, it's only a few hours

0:13:10 > 0:13:14since you were telling me to "relax and go with the flow".

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I've decided to heed your advice.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Now...if you'll excuse me, I'm on tea duty.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Are you all right?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah. Yeah, fine!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43SWING MUSIC PLAYING

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- How have the interviews been going? - Fine, thank you.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59- I don't know how you do it.- Do what?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02All that computer stuff! I wouldn't know where to start.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- And I bet you're away from home a lot, aren't you?- A bit, yeah.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Are you staying in Letherbridge tonight?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Yeah, I've got another surgery visit tomorrow.- Oh!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You should try the Letherbridge Arms.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16It's very nice and quite good value.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- I'm already staying at the Letherbridge Lodge.- Oh, lovely.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I bet your boyfriend misses you while you're away?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- I don't have one.- That's a shame.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Is it?- Well, not so much a shame as...

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Well, it's a bit of a surprise cos lovely young woman like you,

0:14:33 > 0:14:35I thought you'd be fighting them off!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Shall we get on with the interview? - Ooh, yes.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40So, have the others been helpful?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yeah, fine, thanks.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44There's a lovely bunch of people here.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46You know, they're really, really helpful.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Especially Chris.- Chris?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Chris Reid, the practice nurse. You met him earlier.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Ah, yeah.- He's a good looking bloke, don't you think?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- He's all right, I suppose. - He's ever so nice.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02I mean, he's not too nice. You know, still waters run deep and all that.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08I reckon there's a lot more to that lad, if you know what I mean?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I'm not sure that I do.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15I'm not suggesting he's got any dark secrets, or anything,

0:15:15 > 0:15:19all I'm saying is that he's quite a complex character.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Don't be fooled by the nice guy exterior.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I'm sure you're very busy, Mrs Hollins,

0:15:25 > 0:15:27and I really do need to press on.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- So, is it OK if we start the interview?- Oh, yes.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'm terribly sorry but would you mind if I cut in?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- A woman's prerogative! - I beg your pardon?

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Changing one's mind.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Nothing's changed, I just want a word with you.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51HE CHUCKLES That's what they all say - at first.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Look, we can dance and talk at the same time.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55I don't think so.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57No dance, no talk.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Talk first, dance later.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Nah-uh-uh!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04HE CHUCKLES

0:16:04 > 0:16:06One false move and you'll regret it.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.- Right.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27You're still in with a chance.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Oh, mate, forget it. I'm not even bothered any more.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Oh, don't give up now! I've even done some detective work.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- And...?- She's single.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38And she's staying at the Letherbridge Lodge tonight.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Good for her.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43And she thinks you're lovely.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Did she actually say that? - Of course she did.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54With a bit of practice, we'd be very good together.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I wouldn't hold my breath on that, if I were you.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01Feisty little filly, aren't you? Luckily I enjoy a challenge.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Does Mrs Bedford know about your passion for a challenge?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06My roving eye is well-known around these parts.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09It's more your roving hands I'm more concerned about.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'm an affectionate man, Doctor.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13So I see...

0:17:13 > 0:17:16and maybe there's nothing wrong with a bit of innocent flirting...

0:17:16 > 0:17:19There's nothing innocent about my flirting, I assure you.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22As you'll find out yourself, given time.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I beg your pardon?

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Let's stop playing games, shall we?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27We both know that we want the same thing here.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I honestly don't think that we do. - Oh-ho!- Ah!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Come on!- What exactly do you think you're doing?!

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Relax, Doctor, feel the music, enjoy the moment.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm giving you five seconds to let go of me.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41We both know you don't mean that.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42- Back off!- Mwah! Ha-ha!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Ah! Argh! Ah!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Still here, then? - Yeah, looks like it.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Everything OK?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Fine, yeah. Almost finished. - Anything I can help with?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Like what?

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Erm...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I...wondered if you want a coffee or something before you leave?

0:18:03 > 0:18:07That's very kind but I've already reached my coffee quota for the day.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11So, I was wondering...

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Yeah?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Erm...

0:18:16 > 0:18:20I was wondering if you wanted to go for a drink with me, erm...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22you know, as you're in the area anyway?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- I'm afraid not.- Oh, go on! What's the worst that can happen?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm afraid I'm already going out for dinner

0:18:28 > 0:18:30with Doctor Tyler this evening.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Oh.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I hope you cancelled your little arrangement with what's-her-face?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Give us a break, will you? I've not had a chance.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40You haven't done it yet?!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43I've had patients to see! I was going to go and see her now.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Chris is in there asking her out on a date.- Really?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Thanks a lot, mate. - It's not how it looks.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- You know about this? - Not exact... Yeah.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00So you've both been laughing at me behind my back? Great.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Mate, it's not like that. - What is it like, then, mate?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04"Uncle Kevin will help you get a date"!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Who needs enemies with friends like you?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Mate, it's a business meeting.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11She asked me and I kind of said yes by accident.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15You "kind of said yes by accident"? Right.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17HE MOANS

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Let me deal with this, I'm a doctor.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Keep that animal away from me!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Oh, for goodness' sake, stop being such a big crybaby.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26If you so much as touch me, I'll sue you!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Trust me, I'm not exactly enthused by the prospect myself.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I mean it, I'll have you in front of the highest court in the land.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm sure there are a few people in this room

0:19:33 > 0:19:36that would back up my plea of self-defence.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39So, why don't you keep quiet and let me take a look?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Doctor Khella, what IS going on?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Listen, mate, it really isn't what you think.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52She just wanted to talk about some consultancy work.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Consultancy work? Yeah, right.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Honestly, I'm not the slightest bit interested in her.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- I was trying to help you. - You were trying to help me?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05OK, I got...surprised by the dinner invitation

0:20:05 > 0:20:09and I said yes and I shouldn't have. I'm sorry.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12But you can still go for it.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Kev, don't you think you've humiliated me enough today, mate?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Listen, mate, I'm not going for the dinner, OK?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19So, why don't you?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Tell her something's come up for me

0:20:21 > 0:20:22and you're going to have to stand in.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25She said she wants a systems user with a medical background.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26No, I don't think so, mate.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Mate, it's your one chance to go for a date with no pressure.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33If it doesn't work out, just say it's a business meeting.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Mate, it's up to you.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37But if you don't turn up,

0:20:37 > 0:20:40she's going to be left sitting there on her own because I ain't going

0:20:40 > 0:20:44and I don't think you're the type of bloke to leave a woman high and dry.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54You're still here, then?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I really do need to talk to you, Mrs Bedford.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You've got one minute.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm concerned about your welfare.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04You didn't seem particularly concerned this morning.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05And I was wrong.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I came here because I realised I'd made a mistake.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11I was concerned about your arthritis

0:21:11 > 0:21:15but now I'm a bit more concerned about your choice of partner.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19You mean Fred?!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You thought me and him...?

0:21:22 > 0:21:26I wouldn't touch that dirty old letch with a bargepole.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27But...

0:21:27 > 0:21:31I can see this is a bit strange -

0:21:31 > 0:21:34an old woman like me coming to you about something like this

0:21:34 > 0:21:37but you're a doctor, it's your job.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Yes, you're right.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Perhaps I should have seen Doctor Tyler after all.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I should have been more professional.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Well, I suppose we can all make mistakes.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I am sorry.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Apology accepted.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58So, how's it been lately? Your arthritis?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Oh, well, comes and goes.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04And you're sure that you're comfortable with everything?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05I'm quite sure, thank you.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Because I'd be happy to discuss it with you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10No, I don't think that will be necessary.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Doctor Khella, this is Clive.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's a pleasure to meet you.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19About time someone taught that old cad a lesson!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Well, we should be going.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Of course we should.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Have a nice evening, Doctor Khella.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28- You too.- Thank you.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Hi.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44What are you doing here?

0:22:44 > 0:22:49Kevin, Doctor Tyler, he asked me to bring you a message.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52He said that he's really sorry but he can't make it.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Something's come up.- Is his phone broken or something?- No.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I just thought it would give me a good chance to explain.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Explain what?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Why I was so weird at work.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I think you're lovely...

0:23:05 > 0:23:07and I just get a bit nervous sometimes.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11I'm not particularly very good with girls, er, women...

0:23:11 > 0:23:14but everyone is always telling me that I give up too easy

0:23:14 > 0:23:17and that I need to more assertive.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21So...I've booked a table for dinner for us in the restaurant.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Have you now?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Yeah, I just thought it might be nice

0:23:25 > 0:23:27for us to get to know each other outside of work.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29We can talk about the IT systems, if you want to.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33You know, I'm an experienced medical user, with a medical background,

0:23:33 > 0:23:34like you said you wanted, so...

0:23:35 > 0:23:40- ..but, I mean, if you've got other plans.- Not exactly, no.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I suppose it might be nice to have a bit of company.

0:23:51 > 0:23:57- Are you all right? - I'm absolutely fine. Why?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00You seem a bit nervous, your hand was shaking.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Not at all...

0:24:06 > 0:24:08..nothing to be nervous about, is there?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Well, of course not.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's the most natural thing in the world.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Absolutely.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16But is it really?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Is what really?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Is it the most natural thing in the world?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25At our age, I mean?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Well, I don't know. I assumed...

0:24:29 > 0:24:31You assumed what?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33That you wanted to.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36SHE LAUGHS

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Funnily enough...

0:24:38 > 0:24:41I assumed the same thing about you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Really?!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44THEY LAUGH

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Perhaps we should just go with the flow.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50There's no rush, is there?

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Of course not! No rush whatsoever.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Would you care to dance?

0:24:58 > 0:25:03That does seem...like the most natural thing in the world.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Well, that was lovely.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Yeah, it was really nice.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I must admit...

0:25:20 > 0:25:24it does get a bit lonely eating dinner alone in hotels every night.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well, you should count yourself lucky,

0:25:26 > 0:25:28there's thousands of people out there

0:25:28 > 0:25:30who'd kill to have a nice meal in a hotel like this.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Fair point, I suppose, but this country's full of opportunities.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38If more people took them, they could eat wherever they wanted.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- You really believe it's that simple? - Of course I do.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Well, try telling that to a kid

0:25:42 > 0:25:44who's never seen anybody in his family go out to work.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Sounds like an excuse to me.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49It's not an excuse, it's a reason.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- I'm sorry...- For what?

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- I get a bit carried away sometimes. - You certainly do.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00I...work at this youth club and some of the kids...

0:26:00 > 0:26:03You don't have to explain everything, you know.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06I do have a tendency of getting on my high horse a bit, so...

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Maybe your colleague was right about you.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Which one?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14The receptionist.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Oh, you... Don't listen to her!

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- I'd say there is a bit more to you than meets the eye.- Oh?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Well, I don't know about that.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26You've got a bit of passion in there, when you get going.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27I like that.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33So do you have strong views on everything, then?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36No, not everything.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38How do you feel about one-night stands?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Erm...yeah, they're...

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- No moral objections, then?- No.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49That's good to know.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Have you got time for a nightcap?

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Yep.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06You must be very stressed.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08It's no laughing matter, Foster.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I will be speaking to your supervisor.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Who's Ruby?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Erm, she's a respectable woman.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15She's...a medical rep.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18But, most importantly, I want you to remind them

0:27:18 > 0:27:20of the exciting things we've been up to at The Mill.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23All right, Howard, what have you been up to, then?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25May I speak to Mark Ripley, please?

0:27:25 > 0:27:26Speaking.

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