0:00:29 > 0:00:31I mean...
0:00:31 > 0:00:35how do you manage a football team if you can't speak the language?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Thing is, can he do the job in hand?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Fourth in the league says, yes, he can.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Cheers, m'dears.
0:00:45 > 0:00:4870 grand a week they're paying him!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Now, you tell me this...
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Oh! Morning, Mrs Choudhury.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Tell me this, if I went over to Belgium,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- or wherever he comes from... Where does he come from?- Turkey.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07If I went over to Turkey and said, "I'll manage your football team.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10"I can't speak the language, I'm afraid.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12"But never mind.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15"And it'll cost you 70 grand."
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- What do you think they'd say? - A week?- A week! What do you think they'd say?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Something in Turkish.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25"Not chuffing likely," that's what they'd say.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Kalimera chuffing kalispera.- What?!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30That's "not chuffing likely" in Turkish.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Is it?
0:01:32 > 0:01:33No. Got you going, though.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36No, no. I'm serious.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# They call me the wanderer
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# They call me the wanderer. #
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Thanks. See you tomorrow.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Was that Martha? - Yeah. I sent her home.- What?!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's my day off. We don't need her.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50I've tried to tell him.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- I want to spend the day with Dad. - But she's booked. We've paid her.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55So? She can have a paid day off.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Me and Pops are going to have a lad's day in, aren't we?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- I wish you'd do something for yourself. It's boring for you staying with me all day long.- What?!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Dad, we've got movies and junk food. - Chris...
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Are you telling me that he'd rather sit here with Martha watching Loose Women than work his way
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- through these bad boys with me? - No, I...- There you go.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Right. I declare these games open.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14OK.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Have fun.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Very interesting development.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Come in.- I've just come off the phone to Martin Spence.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- You haven't!- I have.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Who's Martin Spence?- CEO of Fidelity Futures, the venture capital firm
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- in pharma and technology. - Oh. That Martin Spence.- Yes.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I dropped him some bait about the blood pressure monitor at the ball.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47And sure enough, he's come back sniffing,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51but has suggested that we use VRS integrated into the motherboard.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- VRS stands for Voice Recognition Software.- Thanks.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Martin thinks it'll vastly improve our user interface.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Well, I'm inclined to go with him on that.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Well, it's interesting.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Particularly when you consider the device runs on
0:03:04 > 0:03:07a 16 megahertz processor. Did Martin have any idea
0:03:07 > 0:03:10how we could minimise the number of cycles used
0:03:10 > 0:03:12to filter in the audio signal?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, obviously, we didn't talk about that side of things.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- I mean, that's where you come in. - Of course I do.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- I could do it in my lunch break, if you like?- Could you do that? - Oh, yeah. I've got a whole hour.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I tell you what, after I've fixed it,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I'll incorporate VRS onto the surgery mainframe, shall I?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You should have heard that comedian in the pub last night.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Mouth like a sewer. I mean, who wants to hear that?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I'm glad I stayed at home.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- We walked out.- Good for you. - You'd have done the same.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Two o'clock.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, yeah.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yep. I said to Brenda,
0:03:51 > 0:03:56"If Rory and Jean had been here, they'd have done the same."
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Ah, that new landlord wants his head checking.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I'm going to have a word with him tonight after the darts.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh! That reminds me.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07We want to get there early doors to warm up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Can you make it by seven? - Is it tonight?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yeah, it's Monday. You know it is.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Ah, Rory!- I forgot.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Mate, I... I told you last week. It's the start of the league.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- I'm out of practice, anyway.- Mate, you'd walk it with a blindfold.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I told you, I forgot. I've got to look after the grandkids.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Well, Jean can do that. - She can't. She's... She's ill.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- We need you.- I can't!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Mate, you're not around any more.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah, well, I've been busy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Doing what?!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42RORY GROANS
0:04:42 > 0:04:44What's happened?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45I'm fine.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49What is it?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm fine. It's just indigestion.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Indigestion?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Yeah, it's nothing. I've got tablets.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- It's nothing serious. - Could have fooled me.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Yeah, well, I told you. It's nothing.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I hope you're fixing that. It keeps crashing. It doesn't like me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Two secs.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Done.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Thanks to your boss and mine, this machine is now VRS compliant.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- In English? - Voice Recognition Software.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32You just speak to the machine and it does what you say.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Get out of here!- Of course, the software isn't mainstream.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39But you know Howard. He likes to stay ahead of the curve. Try it.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I am not talking to a computer.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43One day very soon, Mrs Tembe, you'll have no choice.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46This is the way of the future. Karen?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- What shall I say?- Obviously, it's not going to work on
0:05:50 > 0:05:52all your surgery applications.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56But, say, for example, you wanted to play a little bit
0:05:56 > 0:05:59of gentle background music for the patients. You just say...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- play music.- No!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Go on. Try it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Play music.- No, no, no. You're going to have to speak louder
0:06:07 > 0:06:10otherwise it won't recognise the words. Show it who's boss.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Play music.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15MUSIC PLAYS AND SHE GASPS
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, my days!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19That is quite extraordinary.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26The wonders of modern technology.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- How do I get it to stop? - Just tell it to stop.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31STOP NOW!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33No, no, no.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35They try and make the software as human as possible,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37so you're better off saying "please".
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ah. That makes sense.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Stop now, please.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45MUSIC STOPS
0:06:45 > 0:06:49That's it. Just talk to it like it's a friend.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh. That is nice.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Thank you very much.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Ham?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Cheese?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Is there no way you can make the darts tonight?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I told you, Jean's ill.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I've got to look after the grandkids.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'll come to the next game, I promise you.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16OK. OK. It's just that you never used to...
0:07:16 > 0:07:20It's against Tamworth Arrows. You'll walk it.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21All right. All right.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ohhh! What's that?!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31That thing on your skin?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Oh, that. It's... It's a rash. It's nothing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Doesn't look like nothing. - It's from the tablets. It's fine.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- What? Indigestion tablets?- Yeah.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I've never heard of indigestion tablets giving you a rash before.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You want to have a word with that doctor of yours.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yeah, well, I'm seeing her later on. I will do.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Are you sure there isn't some little secret you're hiding?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01No. What?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Using Jean's moisturiser.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Give you that Cliff Richard look.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What have I told you about that?!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be it.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I'll go and get us some tea, shall I?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- What's that?- No, no. It's... It's nothing.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Tea.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- If I give you the paperwork now, we can finalise it later... - Howard, look at this!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ah. Is this the VRS?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yeah. You've got to talk to it. Tell it to do something.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Tell it to play music.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Why would I tell it to play music? This is a surgery.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- To soothe the patients. - It's just a demonstration.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I haven't set up the surgery software yet.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50OK.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Play music?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53What's this?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56MUSIC: "Firestarter" by The Prodigy
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Who put this filth on the computer? - Turn it off! We've got patients.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Come on.- You've got to talk to it!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Off. Off.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07MUSIC STOPS
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I'm so sorry about that, Howard.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I'll going to have to reconfigure the settings.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15No, no. Very impressive. Just don't let it happen again.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19I'll wait till you've reconfigured and I'll have a better look.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I can't believe it did that!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Um... We should tell it off.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28That was inappropriate.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Play something nice, please.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34It's sulking.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Could that be because I switched off the Wi-Fi
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- and Al can't control it with his smartphone any more? What do you think, Al?- What?!- You....
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Hey, hey, hey. No hitting. It's inappropriate.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Right. We're ain't having none of your world cinema nonsense today.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Terminator, Re-Animator II,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Rambo III, The Fast and the Furious IV
0:09:57 > 0:09:59and Rocky V.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02You all right, Dad?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Yeah. Why?- You look a bit pale.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- I feel fine. - Let me just check your temperature.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Chris, I'm fine. I feel good.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13OK? Um...
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Rambo III.- Rambo III coming up.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Um, I tell you what, let me just quickly check your bag too
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- as well before we start.- Chris, you did it half-an-hour ago, mate.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'll be quick. I'll be quick. Besides, if I change it now,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29we ain't got to stop during the film, have we?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32We wouldn't want to interrupt John Rambo just as he's about
0:10:32 > 0:10:34to destroy the Russian Army. That would just be rude.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Right. Is that OK?- Uh-huh.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Is it uncomfortable?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43No, son. I can't feel anything.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Sorry. I...
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Right. In we go.- Now, can we please watch the film?
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Yes. Let me just go and get the popcorn.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Mr Bishton?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I've got to go.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'll look after your bag.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- No. It's all right. - No, go on. It'll be safe with me.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I need it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34OK.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Right then. One Monster Munch sandwich coming up.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Dad?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07All right, Mum? It's me. Listen, I'm really worried about dad.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10His temperature's rising and his urine's really cloudy.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11So we need to test it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14'If I can get a sample, will you pick it up and give it to Mandy, please?'
0:12:14 > 0:12:16He seemed fine this morning.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Well, he's not now. So can you just come over?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- What's his temperature?- '38.9.'
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Well, has he said how he's feeling?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Look. Can you just trust me on this?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Please don't take a sample. He won't tell you this,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34'but he finds it humiliating when you do that stuff. I'll get a dipstick'
0:12:34 > 0:12:36and I'll bring one back tonight.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39He's asleep now so I can just take it from his bag.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42'Besides, I can't just leave everything.'
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I've got an afternoon full of patients. It doesn't sound so serious
0:12:45 > 0:12:46that it won't wait
0:12:46 > 0:12:49'for a few hours. I'll have a look when I get back.'
0:12:49 > 0:12:51So my professional judgment counts for nothing.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53That's not what I'm saying.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- What are you saying then, Mum? That you care more about your patients than your husband?- 'No.'
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Good. Then come over.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- I can't.- 'You're going to have to'
0:13:01 > 0:13:04because I am not leaving him on his own like this.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Then you shouldn't have sent Martha home, should you?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08'Or was that your professional judgement...'
0:13:08 > 0:13:13It's the stupid things I worry about. I can't stand needles.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15You know, it's OK to be frightened.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I know.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I just feel guilty for what I'm about to put my family through.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Of course. Have you got anyone outside the family you can talk to?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25No.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27What about the friend you came with?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Dave?! No way!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's not an easy thing to tell people.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38Yeah, well, people don't know how to react. They get embarrassed.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Sometimes you've just got to be brave and come out with it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- It's not your responsibility if people can't handle it.- I know.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47All right. Well, listen, don't worry about the rash.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49It's a common side effect of the hormone treatment.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52If we go ahead with the op, you won't need to take them any more.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57And for what it's worth, I think you're being really brave.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Which is more than I can say about myself.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Listen. I've had the time of my life.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04And I owe it all to you.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Get out.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Dave?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Dave?
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- You all set for your big night? - What? Who told you?!- Kevin.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- He couldn't be there to embarrass you himself, so he's asked all of us.- I'll kill him.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Don't be daft. It'll be a right laugh.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Yeah, for you maybe.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Oh, get out of here. It's for charity!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Besides, we're all coming.- What?!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Oh, yes. I've got my ticket.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I can't believe it's my last day at Ashgate.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Aargh!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- There's no milk.- Here.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Have this.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Isn't that for Heston?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Well, it doesn't appear he will be needing it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49But he will in his afternoon tea, won't he?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51I do not know. I am not his keeper.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Yeah, I know. It's just...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Is everything all right between you two?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yes, of course. Why shouldn't it be?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03No reason. It's just... someone said at the ball...
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Sorry I'm late. Bad case of piles.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Not mine, obviously.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It is of no consequence.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Shall I pour?- Please. Go ahead.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19I think you will find that the tea has passed its optimum temperature.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Excuse me. Are you Rory's doctor?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Sorry?- Rory Bishton. Are you his doctor?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32He came to see you just now. I was with him. I'm his mate.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh. Right. Yeah.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36What did he say in his appointment?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I can't possibly discuss that with you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'm not going to tell anyone. I just need to know what's going on.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- Then you should speak to him yourself.- I'm asking you.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Even if I could discuss a patient with you,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51which I categorically cannot, do you honestly think I'm going
0:15:51 > 0:15:53to do it whilst being accosted in a car park?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Look, sweetheart, I'm not some sort of nutter.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'm not your sweetheart.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02He's my best mate. I've known him since before you were in nappies.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Then, like I said, why don't you speak to him yourself?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Now, if you don't mind, I'd like you to get out of my way.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11He's got a wife and kids, you know?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Yes, I do know that.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Do they know about this? - Yeah, they do.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20What? That he's having the op?
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Well, no.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26What?! You're giving him a sex change and you haven't even told the wife and kids.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28A what?!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30A sex change. I know what's going on.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Look, just hang on a minute.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35He's getting himself up in women's clothes as well, isn't he?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- I...- Deny it then.- What?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42If... If he's not having the op, deny it!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I am not going to be drawn on discussing a patient.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47There! You see. You can't deny it, can you?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I flamin' knew it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- I don't... I can't believe this. - Look, you need to speak to Rory.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Now, if you don't mind, I've got an appointment I need to get to.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Ah, there you are!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I know what's going on.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Who told you?- The doctor.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- What?!- It's all right. I'd worked it out.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I should have told you.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- You probably thought I'd say you were sick.- I am sick.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I'm not a total caveman.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'm your mate. I'm on your side.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- If you need to be a tranny, I'm all right with it.- A what?!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- A...transgender.- A transsexual?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I don't know the right word for it. Sex change.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35What you talking...?! Get yourself inside here.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I worked it out. Make-up, wigs.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43I heard the doctor talking about hormones and ops.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46The wig is for a gig!
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Sex change!?- Look, I... - Sex change?! Bloody hell, Dave!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I'm sorry. You were just acting so weird.
0:17:53 > 0:17:59I'm doing a charity gig. Doctors dueting with their patients.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02It's just a bit of fun, you know, to raise awareness for...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04prostate cancer.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12I've got a growth.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Near me prostate.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22It's cancer.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Ah, you're joking?- No.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27That's what the hormones are for.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32And if I don't respond, then it's the op.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34What? When were this?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Few months back.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Few months back? Why didn't you say something?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- What difference would it have made? - Well, I don't know. It's just...
0:18:41 > 0:18:47Just what? I don't know how much time I've got.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Do you think I want to spend the time I do have left
0:18:50 > 0:18:53with you and Brenda crying all over me? And playing darts?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I didn't realise? If you'd have told me...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Is it any wonder I didn't tell you?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Coming round here accusing me of having a sex change.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03It's not my flamin' fault!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06If you'd have told me, instead of behaving like a nutter...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09What? So you could go ringing round all our mates? No, thank you.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oh, thanks very much. Is that what you think about me?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Well, after today, I'm not so sure.
0:19:13 > 0:19:1630 years of being a mate and that's what I get?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19I'm obviously not much good to you, am I?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Have you got a cure for cancer?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26No.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Then you're not much good to me, are you?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Dad?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Dad?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What? What?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You fell asleep.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, um, did I?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02What did I miss?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Um, Rambo just gave up Buddhism.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Oh! Oh, no. I love that bit. That's hysterical.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Well, rewind it.- Are you OK?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Yeah, yeah. I just didn't sleep very well last night, you know.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Do you want me to open a window? You look a bit... - No, no. I'm fine now.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Are you sure?- Chris...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24if I wasn't well, I'd tell you.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You mustn't fuss as much.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33Now, has he, um, joined the Mujahideen yet, or not?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35No, not yet.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Great. Press play.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Ready for you, Rory.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Right.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Knock, knock.- Yep.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- You all right in there?- Yep.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You coming out, then?
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Yeah.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- You know we've not got long?- Here.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'll just wait outside, then, shall I?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44You nervous?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Me too.
0:21:58 > 0:22:04# Now I've had the time of my life
0:22:04 > 0:22:09# No, I never felt like this before
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# Yes, I swear
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# It's the truth
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# And I owe it all to you
0:22:16 > 0:22:22# I've had the time of my life
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# And I owe it all to you... #
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You took your time.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# So I tell you something
0:22:48 > 0:22:51# This must be love
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# Because I've had
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# The time of my life
0:22:58 > 0:23:02# No, I've felt like this before
0:23:02 > 0:23:06# I swear it's the truth
0:23:06 > 0:23:10# And I owe it all to you... #
0:23:10 > 0:23:13CHEERING
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- I'll see you later.- OK.- Thanks.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Hey, Dave. Dave!- Sorry. I'm off.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- I've changed my shift, so you won't have to see me tomorrow.- Look...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48about earlier... my head's all over the place.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- I'm sorry.- Right.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I should have told you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- I just wanted to help.- I know...
0:23:57 > 0:24:01and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that thing about you and Brenda.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Forget it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05You're a proper mate.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Eh, that was something else.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Yeah? When they first asked me to do it, I thought, get over.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20But then I thought, why not?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22There's so many things in my life I want to do.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25And now I'm just doing them.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26It's great.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30That's why you haven't been seeing me so much.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Mate, I'm so sorry.- Come on.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'm going to fight this.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Don't get all...lovey-dovey over me.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Look, if there's anything...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47you just tell me, all right?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- If you want me to go to the hospital with you...- I'm all right.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53..just tell me, all right?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I've had a word with Big Tony about reducing your shifts.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- No, no, no, no, no.- What? - I don't want that.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- We're going to look after you, me and the lads.- This is it!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- What?- This is why I never told anybody.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- It's just helping.- I know. I don't want help. I don't want anything.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- But I...- I just want things as they are.- Rory!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18This is the only way that I am going to handle this, OK?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20OK.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Rory! Give us a hug.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Two in one day!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28You were brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Well done.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- You were pretty good yourself. - Never again.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I'm sorry, Miss, about earlier.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I was out of order. I didn't know.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Forget it. How are you feeling?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Brilliant. And in need of a pint.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Let me get you a drink. Well done again.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Are you coming, then?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Now do you believe me?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06All right, yes. But he says he's feeling better now.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Because he doesn't want to be a burden.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10We need to get him to hospital.
0:26:10 > 0:26:15Look, I'll give him some antibiotics and we'll keep an eye on him. There's no need to go overboard.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17His temperature has been rising all day.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Mum, you know as well as anyone that, in his condition, an infection can be fatal.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I don't understand what's wrong with you, why it's so impossible for you to take my concerns seriously.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28What do you want me to do? Force him to go into an ambulance?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Yeah, I'd prefer that than regret having missed something.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- If this is what you're like with your patients...- Pardon?- Nothing.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39If this is what I'm like with my patients, what? What?!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43It's just that you're a bit inexperienced.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46You always throw that back at me.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- I'm inexperienced. I'm just a nurse. - I didn't say that.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- I know you're worried about your dad.- And you're clearly not.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Oh, grow up, Chris.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Maybe if you just stopped being my wet nurse for five minutes,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13give me a chance to get some rest and let the things work.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- But...- Your mum says I'm fine.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Sid Govey?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Yes, yes. You saw Mrs Govey this morning.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23No. Absolutely not. I've seen her once today. That's more than enough.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- I only wanted...- What?! What do you want?!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Whatever it is, the answer's no.
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