0:00:26 > 0:00:28To Matt.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33To Matt. This one's for you mate.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41Hey, thank you for doing this. It's just what she needed.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46I told you, he's not as bad as he makes out.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50You wait until you see what I got you for your birthday.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Thank you again, Rob.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- What did he say? - It's off the record.- Obviously.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59They're not going to announce it until tomorrow,
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- but it looks like the CPS are going to drop the charges. - That's brilliant news.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Now you can enjoy King Lear without it hanging over you.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I think this merits another drink.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- You are dead, Tyler! - Whoa! Calm down, ladies!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Just because I fancy girls,
0:01:13 > 0:01:19it doesn't mean I want some naked lady wobbling her tassels in my face.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Present company excepted, sweetheart.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I got you a nurse stripogram. I thought you'd be pleased.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, you thought wrong.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Cancel her.- No way! I paid good money for her and she's non refundable.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing her even if you're not. - You're a disgusting little perv!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Something about a booking?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Robin Goodfellow from Letherbridge Party Tricks.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42If you're the stripper, I want my money back.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Please don't send me away - this is my first booking for six weeks.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50If you don't take your clothes off, what do you do?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58The subjects are now in a trance
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and, unbeknownst to them,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04are about to meet the objects of their hearts' desires
0:02:04 > 0:02:06because tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10we're going to play a very special game of...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- PLAYS BLIND DATE THEME TUNE - Blind Date!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17CHEERING
0:02:20 > 0:02:23My name is Mandy and I'm a nurse.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Go, Mand!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'd like to meet a dark handsome Doctor
0:02:28 > 0:02:31who'll inject me with some love medicine.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I can't believe we're doing this. - At least it isn't costing you £100.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, it's just a bit of fun.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Would you like to meet your... blind dates?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- ALL:- Whoa!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00PHONE RINGS
0:03:04 > 0:03:06How was the Hypnotist?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, just a concussion. They kept him in overnight for observation.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16though I know she lies.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- She might think me some untutored youth, unlearned in the world's subtleties.- Is this yours?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Thank you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Ah, it's something I learnt at school. Sonnet to a Dark Lady.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30PHONE RINGS
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Mill Health Centre.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What's it doing in my pigeon hole?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- BRUMMIE ACCENT:- No, I'm afraid Miss Parsons isn't in.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43No idea. I expect she'll be ages.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46All right. Thank you. Bye.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Is that supposed to be me?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Do you think it will do? - Very suitable.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59And I have blocked out all Dr Carter's appointments after five.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Rest assured, there will be no over-run today.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Disaster.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08The extra ticket I was promised is no more. We're back to square one.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11So which one of us is it to be?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15A veritable Morton's fork - I may as well just toss a coin?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Well, that seems fair.- Make such a decision on the turn of fate?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Surely the prize should go to she who has the most affinity with the bard?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Would you not agree, Nurse Clay?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I forgot, OK?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32You forget and I end up wading through bin bags.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I'm really sorry.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38I didn't realise that I'd shacked up with the recycling police.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And I didn't realise I'd moved in with Waynetta Slob!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You're not a student any more, Freya.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Grow up, will you?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Love's young dream already going sour?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Things are going fine with me and Mand, thank you.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58If you say so.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Come in!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Slacking already?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Can we go over my diabetic patients list this morning?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Cool. I'll be in Jimmi's office.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Can I get you a coffee?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yeah, if it doesn't offend your feminist principles.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37No, you deserve it.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40That was a really nice thing you did last night.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You've changed your tune.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45What are you two gassing about?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Nothing.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Is that for me?- Ah-ah-ah.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Cheers.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- Ah, Mrs Tembe, you read my mind. - Your favourite lemon biscuits.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Is there any news on the court case?
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Not as yet but, erm, entre nous, I'm quietly confident.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You are an innocent accused.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Like Hero in Much Ado About Nothing.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20And like her, I have no doubt you will be fully exonerated.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Very good, Mrs Tembe. An apt allusion.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well, I have an extensive knowledge of the bard, erm,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29which is more than can be said for Nurse Clay.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34She is a nice enough young lady but hardly well rounded culturally.
0:06:35 > 0:06:42Dr Carmichael isn't in on Tuesday but Dr Wilson could see you at 10:45pm.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Would you like me to pop an appointment card in the post?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53OK...OK. All right, Mrs Blossom.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Bye.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Are you looking for something? - Yes. Mr Demetrius' blood tests.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ah!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Was there something else?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10No. Thanks.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Erm, what are you doing for lunch?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19The usual. Cheese and pickle in the staffroom.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Not today. Shall I pick you up at 2pm?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Why? - Because I'm inviting you to lunch.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26No, I got that bit. Why me?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Because I want to talk to you about something. 2pm?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39MUFFLED SPEECH
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Is something the matter?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52That's it, then. Unless you have anything else?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54No.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I love you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Can you speed it up with the punch line? I've got patients waiting.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06It's not a joke. I wish it was.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- What about your girlfriend?- Freya?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12She's just a cover. I realise that now.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16You know, taking this job, shacking up.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I did it to get closer to you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24And the small matter of you being a dirty great lesbian?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I don't know what I am any more.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31All I know is... I can't stop thinking about you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42What's all this in aid of?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Erm...
0:08:44 > 0:08:48..me and Zara, it's over. I don't love her any more.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01So we grew together, like to a double cherry,
0:09:01 > 0:09:06seeming parted, but yet an union in partition,
0:09:06 > 0:09:07two lovely berries moulded to one stem,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14so, with two seeming bodies but one heart,
0:09:14 > 0:09:18two of the first, like coats in heraldry,
0:09:18 > 0:09:22due but to one and crowned with one crest.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Cherry, that was wonderful.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30I had no idea your knowledge of Shakespeare was so extensive.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35The quality of mercy is not strained.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39It droppeth as the rain from heaven upon the place beneath.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- It is twice blessed... - Everyone knows that one,
0:09:42 > 0:09:47especially when they've got this to help them.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52I tried to read the whole play last night but fell asleep in Act 2.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53That's cheating.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56So is an eidetic memory.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01That is why you have been skulking in your room all day. You have been memorising on the sly!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04That is not cheating. That's a natural talent you don't have,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07otherwise you wouldn't be using this.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Why don't we ask Dr Carter, shall we? Dr Carter...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21How long have you felt like this?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Does it matter how long?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Erm...does Zara know?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I needed to speak to you first.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35Why? Because of me and Rob? I suppose it's no secret.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I thought so.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Why did you take him back?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It's complicated, isn't it? I mean...
0:10:44 > 0:10:49You know, all long relationships have their ups and downs.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Especially when the babies arrive.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54And what if...
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- what if there were someone else? - You're having an affair?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00This isn't some tawdry roll in the hay.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I have too much respect for this woman.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And she feels the same way?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08She doesn't know.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10She's married.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13But she's as unhappy as I am, I can see it in her eyes.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Tell me what to do?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Well, maybe you should tell her how you feel.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Karen...
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Hello.- Oh, hello, love.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Hello, Dennis!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- We were just, erm... - Discussing work stuff.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Speaking of which, we should get off.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Is everything OK?- Yeah, yeah.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Right, I'll...get off then.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52OK, bye.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- Oh, Rob, will you pick up some spuds on your way home?- Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30CD PLAYER: # And here's to you, Mrs Robinson
0:12:30 > 0:12:33# Jesus loves you more than you will know
0:12:33 > 0:12:36# Whoah-ah-oh.. #
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Hiya.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yes?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I was wondering if you fancied coming for a drink after work?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I think an alcohol free day is in order, don't you?- OK.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Non-alcoholic, then?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Erm, Kev, I think we need to have a little chat.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I'm free now. Go for it.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00It's not something that I really want to talk about it at work.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Wild guess. You're in love with me.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06If this is about the stripper... hello, she didn't even turn up!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- You knew? - I've had the spiel from Mandy.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15- What spiel?- "I love you. I can't stop thinking about you.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19"I'm confused about my sexuality, yadda-yadda-yadda, blah, blah."
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Little cow.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24This isn't even funny. I mean, how old are you two?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27What a vindictive little...!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Oi! What have you said to Kevin?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36None of your business.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Friendly warning, sweetheart. You keep your claws off him.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42So you can have him to yourself?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Hilarious! Do you think I'm buying any of this?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47You only want him because I do.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I never wanted you in the first place.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Don't you look at him like that!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Back off Wilson!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Get off!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- I was there first. - He wouldn't look twice at you.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Been there, bought the t-shirt. - Oh, you...!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05OK, OK, OK girls. Stop. Enough!
0:14:05 > 0:14:09I get the message...I think.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Shall we take this somewhere more private?
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Excuse us.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Hi, Jack.- Hi.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Can I help?- Have you seen my mum?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Oh, yes, she's gone out for lunch with, erm, Daniel.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Cool. So we have the place to ourselves.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Jack, did you put that CD in my car?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45How did you guess?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49The aftershave's a bit of a giveaway.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52HUMS 'MRS ROBINSON'
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Jack, do you want to sit down?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Did you know you're a dead ringer for Anne Bancroft, only hotter.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Have you taken something? Drugs?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Is there a drug that makes you fall in love?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Not that I'm aware of.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17All I know is that you are the object of my heart's desire.
0:15:17 > 0:15:23- HYPNOTIST:- And unbeknownst to them are about to meet the objects of their heart's desire.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- LOUD THUD - Arrgh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Jack...
0:15:29 > 0:15:35All these years spent chasing girls when what I really wanted was a woman.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Beautiful, Elaine,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40will you be my woman?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Oh, good grief. - I'm not moving until you say yes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:50How about, I will be your woman, if you come somewhere with me first?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Anything you say.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Allow me.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Finders keepers.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Scared to let him choose, are we?
0:16:05 > 0:16:09You've never forgotten that night and neither have I.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11It was a one off!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Three times, actually, with variations on a theme.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16He couldn't get enough of me.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23You have spoilt me for everyone else.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Man or woman.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Do you honestly expect me to believe this?- Why not?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35One, you're a dyed in the wool lesbian, and, two...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Well, one's enough!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42You have thrown my entire sexuality into confusion.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46I...I need you to show me
0:16:46 > 0:16:48what it's like to be made love to by a man.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- You don't know how to please a man. - Yeah, well, I'm a fast learner,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- and he'll enjoy showing me! - All right! There's no need to fight.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00If you're serious...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02prove it.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- BOTH:- How?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Well, there's plenty of The Tylernator to go round.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14How about a little three-way action?
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- I don't think it's likely.- Why not?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I'm a rubbish hypnotist. Half the time they ask for their money back.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30But it is possible?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Can you stop doing that Jack? It's really distracting.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Faintly possible.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Did you know you have a little mole shaped like a heart?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41She's hot, isn't she?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I did it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I actually bloody did it!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49How much longer?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I want to examine your whole body inch by inch.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Then do you think you could undo it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Three,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04returning to normal, alert feelings.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Two, feeling good, feeling relaxed.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And, one,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15open your eyes and gather your thoughts.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Hospital? Have I had an accident?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Get in there.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34Not exactly. You were left in a trance at the party last night.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36What? Like, hypnotised?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37You don't remember?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Hypnotic amnesia.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44It happens with subjects who are particularly suggestible.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Or if the hypnotist is particularly powerful(!)
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Freaky.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55So, have I spent all day thinking I was a chicken or something?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Nothing that exciting.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00If that's everything, I'll be making a move.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I don't think that's going to be possible.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I need you to come with me.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11Should I put my rates up? You could write me a testimonial.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I've been looking for you. - You've found me.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- You know what I'm going to say, don't you?- I do?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I love you, Karen Hollins,
0:19:25 > 0:19:29and I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- I beg pardon? - I know you want the same thing.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Right, OK.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43Kevin, Jimmi, or whoever's filming this for MyTube or whatever, you can come out now!
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- I love that earthy, Brummie sense of humour.- Black country!
0:19:49 > 0:19:54You are a very, very sexy woman. You know that, don't you?
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Don't fight it, don't fight it. I know you want this as much as me.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Have you been at the drugs cabinet?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Leave him. - Leave Rob and the kids?!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Yes! And, technically, they're adults.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12They don't need you the same way that I do.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Please don't stay trapped in a loveless marriage.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Say "Yes" and make me the happiest man alive.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Go on, say it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Go on, Karen, he's waiting.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35What are you doing with Dr Carter's tea pot?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Making him a cup of tea.
0:20:39 > 0:20:44It is my job to make Dr Carter's afternoon tea.
0:20:44 > 0:20:50Actually, it's your job to man reception, which is currently unattended.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54You will not get this prize by tea and false flattery.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59I don't need to. Thou art some fool. I am loath to beat thee.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Get you gone, you dwarf.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05You minimus of hind'ring knot-grass.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08You counterfeit. You puppet, you!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10How dare you, thou...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12thou...
0:21:12 > 0:21:14painted maypole!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- How should I know? He's got to be drunk.- Drunk with love.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- How long, Karen?- How many times have I got to tell you?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- I've no flaming idea what he's on about!- I said, how long?!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Tell him the truth, my darling. - I didn't ask you!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Will you shut up?!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- We haven't done anything.- Yet.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43Rob, look, I'm truly sorry. We never meant for this to happen
0:21:43 > 0:21:47and we certainly never meant for you to find out this way but your marriage is dead.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Accept it. Step aside.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- You...- No, no.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Stop! Please, please, I can explain!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Do you concede?- Never.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03And if you have any pity, grace, or manners,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06you would not make me such an argument.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, very good.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13I am amazed at your passionate words.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Touche, Mrs Tembe.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22I underestimated you, Nurse Clay. You are indeed a worthy opponent.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Well, there's only one solution.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It will seem so.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Tails.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Our Jack as well?- I'm afraid so.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Well, I hope he didn't act inappropriately.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- He was a perfect gentleman. - Is he OK?
0:22:59 > 0:23:04Perfectly. Except he has no recollection. Hypnotic amnesia.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09- It happens with some subjects... - That's me done for the day. Rob, how are you?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Maybe it's best to put a lid on this can of worms?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Yeah, I'm good. You?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Great. Karen, would you mind having those time sheets on my desk by tomorrow lunchtime?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Right. OK.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Better get off. Don't want to keep the missus waiting, or the little one.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52In you come.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Lie down.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Shirt off.- Where's Freya?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Dr Wilson is just preparing her equipment. Do you want a hand?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05There we go. Oh, wow!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Shouldn't I open the champagne first?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12No, no, no, no. You're not in charge tonight, see?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Oh, right.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20You all done?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Erm, yep.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Do you fancy a pint?- Why not?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- What's going on? - Do you think I should change first?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35No, I think you're sexy as you are.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Hey, where are you going? You can't leave me like this!
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Come back!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43If this is something to do with the stripper, she didn't even turn up!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Wow.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Not quite as eloquent as the bard but I appreciate the sentiment.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I mean, it's one thing reading the play, but that was like living it.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00The imagery and the language.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Thank you so much, Heston. I'm never going to forget tonight.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06My great pleasure.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Hi, Dad.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Yeah, he's just here. One moment.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16He's been trying to get hold of you but your phone's off.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Rob?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21It isn't good news. The CPS have decided to prosecute.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- You assured me... - An eye witness came forward.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28And Barry Biglow gave a negative character statement.
0:25:28 > 0:25:34So I'm to be condemned by someone who saw nothing and the ramblings of a jealous buffoon?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37And they found inconsistencies in your testimony.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Well, that's balderdash.
0:25:38 > 0:25:43Probably, but it is their job to make a case, however flimsy.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44My advice,
0:25:44 > 0:25:47get yourself a good lawyer and try not to worry about it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You've got opinion on your side.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Well, thanks for letting me know.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56I'm really sorry. It's just so unfair.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58If there's one thing we learnt from Lear
0:25:58 > 0:26:02it's that virtue does not guarantee victory.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05This is dead swanky.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Can't a man treat his wife?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Did you ever...
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- ..you know?- What?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16He is a good looking guy.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Daniel?!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21You mean...? Get lost! What do you take me for?
0:26:30 > 0:26:35If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41That you have but slumbered here While these visions did appear.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46And this weak and idle theme...
0:26:47 > 0:26:50..no more yielding then a dream.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Let's just say, the old boys' network isn't quite dead.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I need some jabs for my holiday. Well, it's my honeymoon.
0:27:13 > 0:27:20- I'm a decent man who exercised the right to defend himself. - It's the law we're talking about!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- What is with you at the minute? - I'm going to the doctors. - Are you OK?
0:27:23 > 0:27:27You're afraid of something and it's not the size of...
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