A Night Like This

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0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Say goodbye on a night like this

0:00:32 > 0:00:36# If it's the last thing we ever do

0:00:36 > 0:00:40# You've never looked as lost as this

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# Sometimes it doesn't even look like you

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# It goes dark... #

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Oi, what's happened?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm talking to you! Come here!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oi!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Come here!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- You just wait there! - Leave me, get off.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Stay right where you are!- Please...!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01MAN PANTS AND GASPS

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Yeah, get me the police.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Yeah, and an ambulance as well.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Just to say, I'm going out, so I'll see you later.- Not so fast.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Firstly, where are you going? And secondly, can I come? - Nowhere special. And no, you can't.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21You know I'm not going to hit on your mates. Again.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23There's no mates. Just me.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26You know what this sounds like, don't you? A date.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- It's not a date.- Who is he then? - Are you even listening?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32It's not the repair guy that got his tie stuck in the copier

0:01:32 > 0:01:34cos he was giving you the eye?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36He was looking at you. And no, it's not.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41All right. No. If you must know, it's not a date.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43It's just me going to the pub on my own.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Slightly weird. So, why can't I come?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49The "on my own" thing wouldn't really work then, would it?

0:01:49 > 0:01:50It's something I want to do.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Don't worry, I won't talk to any strange men.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- And I'll be back in time for cocoa. - It sounds weird...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Night, you two.- Night.- See you.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05And I suppose you're doing another speaking thingamajig tonight?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Not unless some coppers need entertaining. I'm at the station.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Coppers always need entertaining.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Night.- See you.- What? Weren't you supposed to be getting the chops?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18We're not having chops. I'm taking you out.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Is that your way of saying you've forgotten the chops?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Honestly, I give you one job...!

0:02:22 > 0:02:27What did we say we'd always want to do as soon as the kids left home?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Rent their rooms out?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32"I wish we could just take off for a dirty weekend".

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Who's that? Kenneth Williams?

0:02:35 > 0:02:40- How many times did you say that to me?- Not in that voice! - Well, your wish has come true.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- We're going away? - And I've even packed your case.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Oh, Rob, I bet it's full of lacy underwear and no proper clothes.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And I've reserved the hotel.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Another "internet beauty" with no roof?- Not this time.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55And I've even booked you a day off work.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- He phoned Howard this afternoon. - All you have to do is relax.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01And then you'll be on top form for your HCA training on Monday.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Well?- Don't think this guarantees you any action...

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Don't be such a grump! I'd love it if someone did that for me.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Thank you.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Well, I'll just have to TRY and enjoy myself.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18That's the closest we'll get to Karen admitting it's a good idea.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Enjoy!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22His name is Riley Cowan. He's fairly well known to us,

0:03:22 > 0:03:27but it's all been minor stuff shoplifting, affray, joyriding.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28I know him.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Not surprised, he's been in here that many times

0:03:30 > 0:03:32we thought of erecting a blue plaque.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- No, he's one of my patients at the Mill.- Then you'll know what's wrong with him.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40When Uniform picked him up, he had breathing problems, but they seem to have settled.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45I need to get this sorted pronto. Tonnes of stuff to get through.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Oh, and if he mentions his car, can you let me know?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- His car?- It's a hit-and-run with a victim,

0:03:52 > 0:03:55possible driver and car keys, but no car.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08- I thought you was all right. Didn't know you worked for the dark side. - I'm not a policeman.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13This is all rubbish. They've got the wrong guy, Dr Clay. You got to tell them, yeah?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I was running along the lane and I found her.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- End of.- Holding your car keys? - There's no law against it.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22You taken your inhaler?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25You're just like them.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28You think I stashed the motor and then ran back to check on her.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I think it's best if you tell them everything you know.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34I can't believe you, of all people, think...

0:04:36 > 0:04:39How is she? The woman. She all right?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42She's in intensive care.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And, as far as Cooper's concerned, he's got his man, hasn't he?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52This must have cost a fortune.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Nothing but the best. But we may have to hold back on the food front.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'd have made sandwiches for this!

0:04:59 > 0:05:04Hello. Is it true you've got one of those infinity pools?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05What business is it of yours?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08What a lovely warm welcome(!)

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I don't think she works here. You don't work here, do you, love?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12I don't think the staff here

0:05:12 > 0:05:15could afford a suit like this, do you? Love?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- It's all going very well. - Let's not get involved.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23I'm not involved. If I was involved, her name tag would be somewhere

0:05:23 > 0:05:25the sun don't shine.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Calm thoughts. I hope you've packed me something nice to wear.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Relax, you'll be wearing underwear and a smile most of the time.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Not you.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Right.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Reservation for Hollins, please.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Is it true that you've got one of those infinity pools?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58White wine spritzer, please.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01MUSIC: "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Thanks.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23SHE SIGHS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28It was just a shock to be honest.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I was on my way home, thinking about invoicing clients...

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I'm a carpet fitter. I came round the bend

0:06:34 > 0:06:39and there's this lad standing over a girl in the middle of the road.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- So you got out?- Yeah. And I ran over to him, and he bolted.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I just knew I had to stop him from scarpering.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Did you see any sign of another car, Mr Morris?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51No, there was nothing in the lane.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54He was out of breath, like he'd run from somewhere.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Maybe he'd parked it somewhere else?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Did he say anything about where he'd been?- No.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02- And he was holding the keys in his hand?- That's right.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Was there anyone with the suspect?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Not that I saw, no.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Did I do the right thing?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15She probably thought you were being nosey, I don't know.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Don't take her side!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Why would I ask her if she's got a swimming pool at home?

0:07:20 > 0:07:25OK, maybe she just took a dislike to us. Can't we let it go?

0:07:25 > 0:07:30You're right. I'm not going to let her spoil this evening.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Let's check your packing.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You're doing the worried face. Don't do the worried face!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Actually, it's not that bad. Only one pair of sexy underwear.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43My book. Toilet bag.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Ohh! My favourite dress.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Eye mask.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52In case the room's not dark enough.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Ear plugs. - In case the air con's too loud.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Or in case there's some snoring... - Cheeky!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Not that you'll get much of a chance of sleep, Hollins.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I'll be back in two minutes to check you're up to the job.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Karen, that's the corridor!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13SHE LAUGHS

0:08:13 > 0:08:15The effect you have on me!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'll be back in two minutes. Don't fall asleep.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- IN DEEP VOICE:- "You know what? I'm sick of selling advertising.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40"I think I'll join a monastery."

0:08:40 > 0:08:43"Oh, good call. Can I have your sports car. And your wife?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46"Well, I won't be needing them at the monastery.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48"Take the mistress too if you like."

0:08:48 > 0:08:50SHE GIGGLES

0:08:52 > 0:08:55"A flagon of your finest!"

0:08:55 > 0:08:57"Thank you."

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Al?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Al! Over here!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08What are you doing here?

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Four new guest ales on. I'm not interrupting, am I?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Nope. I've just finished with the cast of TOWIE.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17SHE PATS THE SEAT

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Yeah.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Well? Riley Cowan. Is he ready for interview?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Yeah. He's in his cell. - Thanks for telling me(!)

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I did leave a message with the Custody Sergeant.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I could have got this finished ages ago.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39You still think he did it?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42He doesn't have a licence or insurance.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46So that could be the reason why he's hiding the fact he was driving a car.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Or it could be because he mowed down Janine Kennedy.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53There is one other thing. Might have a bearing.

0:09:53 > 0:09:5612 years ago, Riley Cowan's mum was knocked over,

0:09:56 > 0:10:01killed in a hit-and-run. They never found the driver.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04The thing is, you are never alone with one of these.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Order something with a name like Fenton's Straight Finger

0:10:09 > 0:10:14and other real-ale aficionados will congregate around you

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- like antibodies around a flu virus. - What a lovely image.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Don't knock it. I have met some incredible people thanks to beer.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25There was David who used to work in the car park at NASA.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Parking the Luna landers?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Then there was Carl who could identify

0:10:30 > 0:10:3380 different types of tractor just by listening to the engine sounds.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38- Ooh.- And then there was Sam who was allergic to his wife.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I'll remember the tip next time I want to meet some strange men.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Hmm. Unfortunately,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48the way of the ale does tends to attract the Y-chromosome.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52It's not often I get to hang out with a glamorous young lady.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Why, thank you, sir.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I suppose I could've talk to THEM,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00but who wants to speak to a couple of complete...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, Tony and Ike? They're awesome!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Chaps, skal!

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Right. Hemingway's Draft Dodger or Old Moxington Splunge?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Subtitles?- I'm getting the beers.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Were you driving? - Who said I was driving?

0:11:24 > 0:11:25For the benefit of the tape,

0:11:25 > 0:11:29I am showing Mr Cowan a set of car keys, exhibit TC-10.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Are these your keys?

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Found 'em. Was going to bring them to the police station.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Of course you were. They're keys for a Volkswagen.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- You tell me. - Now, according to the DVLA, you don't own a Volkswagen.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Like I said. Found 'em. Can I go now?

0:11:48 > 0:11:53According to your uncle, Frank Beddows, he's got a Golf, hasn't he?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Now, I wonder whether the officers I've sent round are going to find

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Mr Beddows missing his car and its keys?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- What do you think?- No comment.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Did he let you borrow it? - I didn't do no borrowing.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08You've got no driving licence and no insurance.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12If that's why you're not telling us where the car is, we already know.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Don't know what you mean.- What happened? Were you driving too fast?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Did you come round the bend and didn't see her?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Did the guilt kick in and you had to go back and check?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22This is rubbish.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Well, right now I've got officers searching for Mr Beddows' car.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29A hit-and-run is a serious crime, Mr Cowan.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- RILEY GASPS - Given your family history,

0:12:31 > 0:12:34you'd know that, wouldn't you?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36HE GASPS

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Tell us where the car is.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40No!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Interview suspended at 21.27, for medical intervention.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Where shall we sit? - Oh, sorry...

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Sorry we're late, we didn't realise the time.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Don't know where it went.- I do!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Thanks a lot! Lovely.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Great, thanks.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Remember what we said.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13You won't hear a peep out of me.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19You can tell it's dead classy cos there's no pictures on the menu.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22It's not a kebab van. I know what you're doing.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25What? I'm just enjoying myself.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29In that case then, we should start with a bottle of white wine.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Are you sure?- And you can order whatever you want as long as it's from the set menu.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35THEY LAUGH

0:13:38 > 0:13:41What is it with you? Can't you just leave it?

0:13:41 > 0:13:42What is it with her?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- You'd think I'd just sat on her plate and done a big...- Karen!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Well...

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Sorry. Full attention.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Good.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58We should do this more often.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Oh...- Whoa, hold your horses!

0:14:09 > 0:14:11What do I have to put on a chunky-knit jumper first?

0:14:11 > 0:14:15First step is to look at the beer.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Yes. It's definitely beer.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Now, it's not a wheat ale, so it shouldn't be cloudy.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Which this isn't. Check.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29And it's got a nice small head. Check again.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Now, the next step is to sniff the beer.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Come on. Really get your nose in there.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37THEY INHALE

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Mmm. Now...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42We bring it to our lips.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Just let it roll over your tongue.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Hmm?- Swallow.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Let it roll over the tongue.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Really savour that aftertaste.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Mmm... Beery.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Malty.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02SHE LAUGHS

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Now, I'll be able to join in when Heston's banging on about his wine-tasting.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Heston knows a thing or two about ale. He's got an excellent palate.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Remember I took him on that festive ale trail?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Here's one. If Heston was a cocktail, what would he be?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19No, no, Howard.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Um, Howard...a Stuff Shirt served chilled over ice?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Your turn. Karen?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30A dart board!

0:15:30 > 0:15:33That's a bit mean. Oh! Say what you see, Jas!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35No, I used to play. Come on!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Better. How you feeling?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Have you heard how the girl is?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Yeah. She's still in intensive care.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06I didn't knock her down.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12The problem is, you're not telling the police anything,

0:16:12 > 0:16:15which isn't helping them find out who did it.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Which in turn means that they are focussing on you,

0:16:19 > 0:16:23and if this turns into a murder investigation, then...

0:16:23 > 0:16:27It's not my job to interview you, but if they're already searching

0:16:27 > 0:16:31for your uncle's car, then you might as well speak to the police.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- My uncle's going to kill me. - Because when they find the car,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Forensics will be able to tell if it was involved.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42- It's not that easy.- They won't let you go until they find the car.

0:16:42 > 0:16:48This is such a mess. Why did she have to be there? Why was it tonight? And me? Oh, man...

0:16:48 > 0:16:55The longer you stonewall the police, the more her family have to go through, wondering...

0:16:55 > 0:16:58And you know exactly what that feels like, don't you?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I bet you're glad I didn't turn up with some chops.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Wa-hey!

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Did you see that?- No. - You did. She shook her head.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22What did we say about letting things go? Another bottle of wine, please!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Good distraction work, Hollins!

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Come here. Do you know what I'd like to do?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Has someone put something in your tea?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Not that. That as well.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'd like to go on a mini-break to Prague.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Prague? You don't know where that is.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Or Madrid? Anywhere, it doesn't matter. Just me and you.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52We can go somewhere on a Friday night,

0:17:52 > 0:17:55come back on a Monday morning.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58You'll be buying a camper van next.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02The truth is, we've got a new beginning.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- You rang?- I said I'd talk to Dr Clay, not you.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- No. It doesn't work like that. - Then I'm not saying nothing.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I can arrange with Dr Clay,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26if he agrees to sit in on the interview.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Take Mr Cowan to the interview room and get his brief.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Tell him we'll be along in a minute. Can I have a word?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I want your opinion.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Psychologically, if he's been through this as a child,

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- wouldn't he want to help us? Tell us he did it?- Maybe.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49But if he knocked her over, he could be in shock,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- refusing to believe what's happened. - Let's see what he's got to say.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56No, we're DINKYs.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58DINKYs? What's a DINKY?

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Double Income No Kids Yet. We haven't got any kids.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09- I thought we had two. - Not anymore. We've got two incomes.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Hooray, We're DINKYs!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15And you are a DINKY with a winky!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Could you please just keep it down?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22This is a private conversation.

0:19:22 > 0:19:27- There's nothing private at that volume.- It's not a flaming library!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Whoa! Everybody calm down?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I appreciate that some people will be making noise,

0:19:32 > 0:19:35but when you use cutlery it's like a sword fight!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39And when you had soup it was like a vacuum cleaner in a swamp.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44- That's it!- Sit down, love. - There's no need to come over. Your voice carries.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48I didn't come here for a vow of silence and non-enjoyment.

0:19:48 > 0:19:53I came here to have a good time. You should try it.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- You should call the police. - Funny you should say that.

0:19:56 > 0:20:01Time to go. We'll finish this in our room.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I really hope you're not messing me about, Mr Cowan.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10That's where you'll find the car, man.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13So, are you going to tell me what happened?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I was running down the lane and I found her lying there.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I didn't knock no-one down.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22And we've been down this road before, haven't we?

0:20:22 > 0:20:26It's true. The car will back it up. There's no damage to it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I was running cos I was late for a meeting.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33The plan was to take this guy back to the car and do a deal.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Why not drive to the meeting?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I wasn't selling teddy bears! I've got to check the guy out first.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43So what was in the car?

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Just stolen gear.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Portrait of a lady.

0:20:56 > 0:21:02Dr Jas Khella who took the fork in the road marked medicine,

0:21:02 > 0:21:06ignoring the bright lights of professional darts.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10She has kept her passion for throwing sharp things

0:21:10 > 0:21:12at a numbered cork board a secret.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Until tonight.

0:21:17 > 0:21:22Because tonight, Dr Jas Khella's secret will be revealed

0:21:22 > 0:21:26in a small corner of the Arbury Arms.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31If you're trying to put me off...

0:21:31 > 0:21:32It hasn't worked.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Incredible.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41That was a lovely evening.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Don't tell me you're going to call it a night already?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Sorry, love, I think I wore meself out earlier.

0:21:47 > 0:21:52Should have seen her face when you stood up...

0:21:52 > 0:21:54When you were standing up there...

0:21:54 > 0:21:56What have I done here?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59You never see George Clooney doing this...

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Oh!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Karen?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Karen, are you asleep? SHE SNORES

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Forensics have examined Cowan's car.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21There's no indication it was involved in hitting Janine Kennedy.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23He's out of the frame and I'm widening the search.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Well, I've just spoken to the doctors at St Phil's.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30They've noticed that she has injuries on her wrists. Possibly from being grabbed.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Right.- They wonder whether she was running away from an assault

0:22:33 > 0:22:35when she was hit by a vehicle.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39- We're back to square one trying to find which car did it. - You might not be looking for a car.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43There was no real sign of any impact and it seems she was hit

0:22:43 > 0:22:47by something that was rather large maybe a lorry, or a van.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'll update the officers on the ground.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53What about the guy who found Riley Cowan?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Just cos he's got a van?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57It might be nothing, but he finds Riley standing over a woman

0:22:57 > 0:23:02in the middle of the road no car in sight and yet he assumes it's a hit-and-run.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03I'm just saying.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06He's the one who put the idea out there in the first place, isn't he?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Yes! - HE CLAPS

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Phwoar...

0:23:15 > 0:23:18If we were playing for real, I'd owe you £800.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- What's your secret? - Darts team at uni.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24When I wasn't examining weird case studies

0:23:24 > 0:23:27like fir tree seeds growing in lungs, I was on the oche.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Wait a minute, you had the fir-tree-in-the-lung case study?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33We did that. Did you do sirenomelia?

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Two legs fused together? Yes!

0:23:37 > 0:23:41You know what this means? All colleges use the same case studies?

0:23:41 > 0:23:47Yeah. And all those exotic cases really prepare you for the reality of being a GP.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Having to tell cold sufferers they can't have antibiotics.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Day in day out. I'd kill for a fir tree in the lung.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56MOBILE RINGS

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Emergency case of phonophobia?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Emergency case of Kevin doing his mother hen act.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05- I'll just send him one back. - And miss the opportunity of a wind-up?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Oh, yes.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Jacuzzi...

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Russell Brand...

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'll get us a couple of Splunges for the road.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20KEYPAD TONES

0:24:20 > 0:24:21SHE LAUGHS

0:24:22 > 0:24:24KAREN SNORES

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Oh! Ka...

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Shh...

0:24:48 > 0:24:50DOOR CLOSES

0:24:54 > 0:24:56URGENT KNOCKING Karen, wake up! Karen!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58SHE SNORES

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Hello, again!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Thanks for a surprisingly good evening.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24It wasn't that good! I've lost 800 imaginary pounds.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26You have a safe journey home, yeah?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29And you stay here until you can get a double top.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36HE SIGHS

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Paul Morris picked up Janine Kennedy. She was hitching.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48She wasn't won over by his charms and that's when he threw her out of his van.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52- Before reversing over her. - Nice guy(!)

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Guilt got the better of him and he returned to the scene.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57And that's when he found the perfect scapegoat.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Just got to deal with Riley Cowan, and then I can call it a night.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Thanks for your help.- No problem.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Riley Cowan, me old mate.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08I am arresting you on suspicion of burglary,

0:26:08 > 0:26:13driving without a valid licence and insurance, and attempting to sell stolen goods.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17I would imagine the toughest part of your particular job

0:26:17 > 0:26:19would be the long hours?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22He's the sort of man who craves attention.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23I do not crave attention.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Which one of us was parading around naked? Craves it.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Don't tell me I have to go through this all again with you?

0:26:30 > 0:26:34Don't worry, madam, we've had dealings with this gentlemen before.

0:26:34 > 0:26:40Hello, fellas! I suppose this is going to get all round the station.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41MOBILE RINGS

0:26:41 > 0:26:43KEYPAD TONE

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Kevin!

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Don't worry, I had a great time, mother.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Russell Brand was a perfect gentleman.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I'm on my way home.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Bye-bye!

0:26:55 > 0:26:56KEYPAD TONE

0:26:56 > 0:26:58SHE GIGGLES

0:26:58 > 0:27:00# ..Say goodbye on a night like this

0:27:00 > 0:27:03# If it's the last thing we ever do... #

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Sorry, everyone.- Are you all right?

0:27:06 > 0:27:09I'm fine. It's my bike that's knackered.

0:27:09 > 0:27:15- I'm not.- I booked you in. Booked us both in actually. For today.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- I am very sorry, Mr Treadwell. - I should think you are.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21But it really could not be helped.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Oh, I'm sorry, I'm waiting for someone.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yes. My husband.

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