Silly Valentine

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0:00:29 > 0:00:32# My funny valentine

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Sweet comic valentine

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# You make me smile with my heart

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Your looks are laughable

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Unphotographable

0:00:55 > 0:01:00# But you're my favourite work of art... #

0:01:00 > 0:01:01VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Mrs Parkinson!

0:01:15 > 0:01:16VACUUM CLEANER SWITCHED OFF

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Did you call me, Doctor Carter?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Indeed.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Vis-a-vis our discussion, would 2.30 this afternoon be convenient?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Yes, that would be fine.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Excellent.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Valentine's Day!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34That's one stinker of an anniversary if things don't work out.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yeah. I'm going to take him out for lunch.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39All-you-can-eat meze at the Greek at Sanderson Square.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Right, which one of you clowns has sent me a valentine's card?

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Don't look at me. - Nor me. Only losers send valentines.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Was it you?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52No! You're not my type, sweetheart.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55That's weird.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hey, Heston, how about you?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I bet the postman was buckling under the weight?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02I take it that's a no?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04LAUGHTER

0:02:14 > 0:02:17KNOCK ON DOOR Yes?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Any idea where Jimmi is?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- I received this in the post. - Congratulations. Only we're supposed to be meeting up for lunch.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I am obviously the victim of a mindless schoolboy prank.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28He didn't mention anything to you?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Would you happen to know the identity of the guilty party?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Not a clue. He's not at the police station, is he?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Who?- Jimmi! Oh, just forget it.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Why don't you just accept that that's genuine?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40One in the eye for Al, eh?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Ah, Mrs Tembe...

0:02:44 > 0:02:48I am very flexible regarding my receptionist duties.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49But I draw the line at emptying the bin.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50So don't do it, then.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Who else is going to volunteer?

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Perhaps, I should make a wish, and the dustbin fairy will appear!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Listen, I'm looking for Jimmi.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Doctor Clay phoned in to say he would not be in today.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Is he ill?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Not exactly.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08He said that he could not face the day ahead and he needed space.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12He said that he was going to "retrace his steps".

0:03:12 > 0:03:14That were his exact words.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17BELCHING

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Flowers delivery?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, right. Just go through. I will sign in there.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- DRUNKENLY:- 'Shanghai Gal.'

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Shanghai Gal!

0:03:51 > 0:03:52PHONE RINGS

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Jimmi?- Listen. Just to say, sorry about lunch.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03You could have let me know. I shouldn't have to find out from Mrs Tembe.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- What's up with you, anyway? - Nothing. I'm fine.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07You don't sound fine.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- OK. See you tomorrow.- Eh, hold on a minute! Where are you?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Kevin, I want to be on my own, mate.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Don't be daft. I'll buy you a pint. - The prices they charge at this place?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Don't make promises you can't keep!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35They're from Sam.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Lovely.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I found this on the doorstep outside.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Wonder who it's from, eh?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Oh, Howard.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52I had it specially made... It looks like it's been specially made.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You know I can't.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55It's only a card.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58It isn't, though, is it?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03And...

0:05:03 > 0:05:04I don't want Chris to find it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14We look forward to seeing you then, Mr Peters. Goodbye.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Can I help you? - You've already done that, babe.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22It's karma. It's epiphany.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yes, well, whatever it is, I cannot accept it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28This song is going to be the one.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Do you wish to see a doctor?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33I walk out onto the stage. It's pitch black.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35The amps are humming.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40They're out there chanting, "Ro-o-ocky! Ro-o-ocky! Ro-o-ocky!"

0:05:41 > 0:05:45And then the lamps come up with an almighty flash.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51And I let rip... # SHANGHA-I-I-I!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52# Doo-doo-doo-doo! #

0:05:52 > 0:05:55This is unacceptable. You will have to leave.

0:05:55 > 0:06:01# Strip off your courtelle and give me hell, Shanghai Gal! #

0:06:01 > 0:06:04# Doo-doo-doo doo...

0:06:04 > 0:06:12# Roll down those stockings and let's get rocking

0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Let your superior posterior rock my roll!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Doo-da-doo-da! #

0:06:18 > 0:06:20I warn you, I am going to call the police!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33How did you find me?

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Retracing your steps? Expensive drinks? Doesn't take a genius.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42This is morbid, mate - you know that, right?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Still got time to get to the Greek.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Dolmades, zucchini, cold beer. What do you say?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57No, thanks. Don't let me stop you, though.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Love it!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03# Strut your stuff... #

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Please - I beg you, do not start singing again!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Shanghai girl... #

0:07:07 > 0:07:10OK, Rocky. Show's over.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- # Shanghai! # - Put him in the car.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14# I could have set you free

0:07:15 > 0:07:19# Shanghai, she's the one for me. #

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Shanghai?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26"From your very own Bag of Nuts"?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Not so fast, Doctor Haskey!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31May I see that, please?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37This is your handwriting!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Did you put him up to sending me this smutty valentine?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43It's not smutty - it's about darts.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Shanghai is when you hit a single, treble and double

0:07:46 > 0:07:48of the same number, and Bag of Nuts is...

0:07:48 > 0:07:50So it was you all along!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52You also sent one to Doctor Carter?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I didn't send anybody a valentine! I put that in the bin!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59As a cruel prankster, you are an inveterate liar.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Whoa, Heston, hold your horses.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02He sent this to my home.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05An intolerable invasion of my privacy.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06I've already told you I didn't!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Shall we talk about this in private?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33The price of a pint has gone up by a pound since last year.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Daylight robbery!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Warned you.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41I still don't know what good this is doing.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- I'm just trying to work things through. - What's there to work through?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47She cheated on you with your best mate.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50There's no going back from that.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're the innocent party. With bells on.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I was sat in that chair over there. People were toasting us

0:08:55 > 0:08:58and I remember thinking, "This is a huge mistake."

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Wedding day nerves.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Am I telling you this or are you going to keep doling out platitudes?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Just trying to cheer you up. - I don't need cheering up. - Matter of opinion.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12When we got engaged, she turned into bridezilla.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yeah, you can say that again!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Don't know how you stuck it, mate!

0:09:16 > 0:09:21I wanted marriage. More than anything, I wanted kids.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24But we were both on the rebound, looking for a flawlessly

0:09:24 > 0:09:27happy life with somebody undemanding. That doesn't happen, does it?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29You don't realise until you look back.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31So are you going to be mooching for the rest of your life?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- What?- Is this going to be some annual pilgrimage?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37"Ah, there he is, poor old Doctor Clay.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- "He likes to sit in the corner. Bless!"- Shut up.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44All I'm trying to say is, you've got to take steps to turn your life around.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Otherwise, you're going to be stuck in the past.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49And you'll never be free, Jimmi. Never.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You really need to grow up before you start dishing out

0:09:55 > 0:09:56the wisdom, mate.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07I think it looks perfectly sincere. Mrs Tembe?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09No, she wouldn't do that.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11What's on your mind, Heston?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13This time a year ago,

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Marina and I got back together at Jimmi's wedding.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- So?- She said her heart was racing. Look at the verse.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- It says, "My heart skips a beat." Is that really the same thing? - It's as near as dammit.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Does she honestly believe that I have romantic feelings,

0:10:30 > 0:10:31and she's trying to torment me?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32I really doubt that.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You don't know her like I do.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37If I get back home and she's sitting on my doorstep!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Then you pick up the phone and call me.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42OK, Heston - let's say she did send it. So what?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45You're the one holding all the power here.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Because you are just going to ignore it and get on with your day.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Right?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53I suppose so.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Me and Cherry did that one.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01She looked into my eyes and said, "Don't smudge my lipstick."

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- My heart bleeds.- What?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05You'll be pleased to know I'm going.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Told you it was no good coming here.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09You just don't get it, do you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13This is the last place I want to be today.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16This time last year, we were all having a laugh.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I had Freya's name tattooed to my backside.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Since then, I've lost her - my best mate.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26But, hey, what do I know about life?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Kevin, I didn't mean...- Yes, you did. Every patronising word of it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Is this your ideal? Fluffy romance?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Now who's being patronising?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44OK. So do you think things should slot into place, then?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I always thought there was some sort of pattern,

0:11:47 > 0:11:48some kind of order.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52But nothing makes sense, does it? Take me and my old man.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Essentially I saved his life.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57If this was a movie, we'd be inseparable by now.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Long-lost father and son bonded by blood - not to mention stem cells.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05But that's not how it is and it never will be.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10So what do you do next?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Just keep on swimming.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18- Let me buy you a pint first? - A pint? Mate, we are doing shots!

0:12:18 > 0:12:22MUSIC: "My Funny Valentine" by Elvis Costello & the Attractions

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Doctor Carter. It's only me.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Mrs Parkinson.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Anne.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Anne, darling! Isn't it time you started calling me Heston?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Or am I being too presumptuous?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Not at all, love.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I'd like you to wear these cotton mitts.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53The antique silver is very delicate.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh! hadn't expected lunch! I thought you were here for the silver.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I suppose I could rustle something up.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05No. Don't go to any trouble. This is for you.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06For later.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Oh, how very kind.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Right. Ready for the masterclass!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Excellent.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Don't panic, I've sobered up.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Mr Rocky...

0:13:18 > 0:13:21No, please, please, don't throw me out.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I've been beating myself up about the way I spoke to you.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26It's the booze.

0:13:28 > 0:13:34You're a lady and you deserve respect. I'm here to apologise.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Best bib and tucker and all that.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40In that case, I accept.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42So long as it does not happen again.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Deal. Listen, we're doing a gig tonight in the Eagle.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50You don't have to pay. Just tell them you're with the band. We're called Lead Balloon.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53It's a kind of play on Led Zeppelin. My idea.

0:13:55 > 0:14:00That is very kind of you, but I must decline, but thank you.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Mr...Mr Rocky,

0:14:02 > 0:14:08perhaps you'd care to take one of our leaflets on alcohol?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11And perhaps once you have read it,

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I can make you an appointment to see one of our doctors.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Cheers, I'll bear that in mind.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Trouble is, I write my best songs when I'm drunk.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26See you.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33You have to use a soft brush,

0:14:33 > 0:14:36otherwise you risk damaging the hallmark.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Yes, I see. Is this all right?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, yes. You're doing a sterling job, no pun intended.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47It's good to learn new skills.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Yes, that's what I thought.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51So, I think I'll leave you to it and get on with my paperwork.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54You don't want me breathing down your neck.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Did you get any valentines?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Why would you ask me that?

0:15:05 > 0:15:09No reason. I just thought I saw you with one this morning.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, yes. Somebody's idea of a joke.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13It wasn't a joke.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I sent it.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20You! What on earth possessed YOU?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I didn't mean to cause any upset.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Upset?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Do you have any idea what sort of...? If I'd have known it was

0:15:28 > 0:15:31only you, I would have saved myself a great deal of stress.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Did you get any valentines?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Yeah, I did actually. I got one.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Who is she?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I don't know, Father. It's anonymous.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Have you got the slightest inkling?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52No. Probably just a patient or something.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Mrs Tembe, if I'm lucky!

0:15:55 > 0:15:59If you had a girlfriend, you would bring her home, wouldn't you? I'd like to meet her.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Are you trying to marry me off?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04No! It's just that sometimes it's nice to see a welcome new face.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07There, what do you think?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Yeah, it's great. But now for the piece de resistance.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Rose petals? That is so over the top!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Yeah, all right, just get sprinkling!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Everywhere?- Around, sprinkle. - All right.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Get sprinkling. Perfect.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30I owe you an abject apology.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- As a matter of fact, yes, you do. - I misjudged you. The identity of the sender has been ascertained.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I hope we can put this matter behind us.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Really, who was it, then? - My cleaning lady.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46I thought it was from someone else - the last person in the world I wanted to hear from.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48But it wasn't, so what's the big deal?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58A mystery woman in my kitchen.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04This is what you were planning.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Sam, the table looks gorgeous.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10So do you.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Flatterer.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Don't you think she'll cramp our style a bit?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27I'll get rid of her when she's served.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I can't remember her name!

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Post. I don't know how you can leave it unopened.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Do you want to look at it now?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38No!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Wine?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Lovely.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Thank you, Anne, for agreeing to come back.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I just came to give you this.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58It's my notice and my key.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Actually, it's not notice in the accepted sense,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03because I think I should leave straightaway.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06It would be better all round.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09If you feel you must, I won't stand in your way.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12I was terribly rude, wasn't I?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16It was my own fault. I overstepped the mark.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'd hate us to part like this.

0:18:20 > 0:18:26Could we at least share your lovely tiramisu? As friends?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I don't think I could manage it.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Please.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I'd feel so much better if you would.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43MUSIC: "You're Just Too Good To Be True" by Andy Williams

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Want some help?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48No, I don't think so.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Go on, it would be romantic.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55I feed you, you feed me.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Be like Lady And The Tramp.

0:18:58 > 0:19:03Probably not a great idea, unless you want pasta down your cleavage.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I thought you might quite like that.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07HE LAUGHS

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I've kind of had enough now, anyway.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17I know why you chose this dish.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Sicily.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, yes.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Do you remember the old man in the cafe?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30You thought he was Mafia so you were especially nice to him in case

0:19:30 > 0:19:31he had you shot!

0:19:35 > 0:19:40If I could have this life again, I'd be insulting as well.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Solve a lot of problems.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43- Don't, Sam.- Joke.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Not funny. We've had a wonderful life together.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, we have.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53And I want to savour this last part of it.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56What makes you think it's the last part?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We've got so much to look forward to.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04It's not over till the fat lady sings.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12OK! You can come in now.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Who's there?- The fat lady singer I booked for tonight.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Good heavens.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Is it awful?

0:20:45 > 0:20:46No, quite the reverse.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50This is the best tiramisu I've had outside Tuscany.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51You don't have to say that.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. It's exquisite.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Doctor Carter, I'm sorry I sent you that valentine.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Please, let's say no more about it.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I only did it to cheer you up.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07I'd hate you to think I was holding a torch, because I'm not.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Really. That's not to say you're unattractive.

0:21:11 > 0:21:16I must apologise for over-reacting. We often do things we regret.

0:21:21 > 0:21:26So what shall we talk about, other than food?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'm sorry my conversation might be a bit limited.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's just that all the days seem to roll into one at the moment.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Oh, I don't know.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38You seem to have been pretty busy since you left hospital.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Do I? News to me.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Letters,

0:21:45 > 0:21:48phone calls, visits.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Well, maybe I do have a secret girlfriend after all.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54What's going on, Sam?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I so don't want to do this, this evening.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02That sounds ominous. You'll have to tell me now.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07OK.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08I want us to go on holiday.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12You, me, Chris.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Two perfect weeks away, just the three of us.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I don't know about perfection with Chris tagging along.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19But it sounds lovely.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21And then I want to go to Switzerland.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24It's a...

0:22:24 > 0:22:26euphemism.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29You're joking.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I am serious, Em.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34You're depressed. You said as much yourself in hospital.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36I'm not, and nothing's changed.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38It's obscene.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Obscene? No, what's obscene is me,

0:22:41 > 0:22:44feeling this carcass falling apart, piece by piece.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48But you are making fantastic process.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I almost died.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52But you are not dying now.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59I think I have the right to choose.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01No!

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Don't you dare! You have a family.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09A son.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Don't you think what you're saying will destroy him?

0:23:13 > 0:23:14OK, this...this...

0:23:16 > 0:23:19..is a typical response.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21What?

0:23:21 > 0:23:25I've done some research. And first,

0:23:25 > 0:23:27loved ones can feel angry.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31But then,

0:23:31 > 0:23:34eventually, when they get used to the idea...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Used to the idea?

0:23:37 > 0:23:42Used to the idea of my husband taking his own life?

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Used to the idea of abandoning every principle I've ever had?

0:23:46 > 0:23:50No, I will never get used to the idea.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Are you sure you won't reconsider your resignation?

0:24:02 > 0:24:07I'm not sure we can go back to the way we were. You'll easily find someone else, won't you?

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Yes, but not someone I can trust so implicitly.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14I'm afraid I am the victim of past events.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18There are very few people I can invite over my threshold. You are one of them.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20In fact, you're the only person

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I can leave in my home

0:24:21 > 0:24:23for any length of time.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I understand that, Doctor Carter. I always have.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Yes. Well, I won't keep you.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35So when would you like me to finish the silver?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Whenever you like.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40You're such a dab hand, you won't need any supervision.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Back to normal?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Absolutely.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I'll let myself out, then. Good night.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Good night, Mrs Parkinson. Thank you.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08I've phoned Martha. She's coming over.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09What shall I tell her?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Why not the truth?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Your silly wife got hysterical

0:25:13 > 0:25:15when you told her you wanted to kill yourself.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17At least try to understand.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Oh, I understand perfectly.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31The meal...

0:25:32 > 0:25:34..the flowers, the wine.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39I thought this was our new beginning.

0:25:40 > 0:25:45But you were saying goodbye in the most calculating way.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50Please, Emma, let's just talk.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54About what? How you choose death over life with us?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58It's not even as if we're religious.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02We can't pretend that you're up there somewhere waiting for us,

0:26:02 > 0:26:03playing your sodding harp!

0:26:05 > 0:26:06I can't do this, Sam.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Where are you going?

0:26:11 > 0:26:12There's someone else.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Right, I see.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Someone who loves me,

0:26:18 > 0:26:23respects my feelings, puts me first.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26And if you think I'm a hard-hearted bitch...

0:26:28 > 0:26:30..so be it.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34I don't feel that way at all. I'm pleased.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Pleased?

0:26:38 > 0:26:45You've found someone. It helps me to know you won't be left on your own.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46What kind of man are you?

0:26:49 > 0:26:50I can't be around you!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09You do just what the man with the camera tells you do to,

0:27:09 > 0:27:12because you can have everything you want.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14What on earth does he think he's doing?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Up to no good, probably.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19This is all about Amber and her career.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22I'm not interested in her career. I'm worried about her health.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23You are an addict?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Women. Drink. Smack.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27You can see how heartbroken she is.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Is there no way you can give her one more chance...?

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