Little Miss Letherbridge

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0:00:31 > 0:00:35And you're sure you don't want a bowl of Rice Munchies?

0:00:35 > 0:00:37No! I don't like Rice Munchies.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41OK. Today, we have to pretend to like Rice Munchies.

0:00:41 > 0:00:47And smile a lot and do everything the grown-ups tell you to do.

0:00:47 > 0:00:52So the man with the camera can take lots of pictures of Amber

0:00:52 > 0:00:56and the whole world can see how pretty she is.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59And then Mummy will have enough to pay for tap lessons.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Morning. You sleep well?

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Mm-hm.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Sorry, that room can be a little cold.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Help yourself to juice and breakfast.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Do you some eggs, if you like?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18No, thanks. I'll grab a coffee later.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Well, if you hang on I'll give you a lift if you like.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Hello, Mrs Tembe.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Mrs Land.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33You look nice. Is that a new scarf?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36This? No, I have had it for some time.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, I think you look very smart.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Well, thank you.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Mummy, stop!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Don't you want to look pretty when you have your picture taken?

0:01:48 > 0:01:49I want to play with Bella.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Mummy just needs a few more minutes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56There we are. Perfect.

0:01:56 > 0:02:02Now, Mummy wants you to be a good girl today

0:02:02 > 0:02:05and listen to what people say.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Do just what the man with the camera tells you to do,

0:02:07 > 0:02:11because then you're going to be famous!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16And everyone will see how special Amber is. And...

0:02:16 > 0:02:18you can have everything you want.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21How does that sound?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Can Bella come, too?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25If you insist. Come on.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Coat on.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Ooh! What have you got on your...

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Stay still, there's a good girl. Let Mummy take a look.- Don't!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Oh, for goodness sake! What have you been doing to yourself?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38It's itchy.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42All right, all right.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Try not to scratch it.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Arm.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Why it has to happen today, of all days, I don't know.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Other arm, come on.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59Mrs Harris. Nice to see you again. And you, Mrs Cooper.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I have brought sustenance for the troops.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07My legendary peanut and banana muffins.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Oh, well, that's very generous of you.

0:03:10 > 0:03:16You can put them there, next to my famous flapjacks.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, the new vicar should be very impressed.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Is there any news on his arrival?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25I have it on very good authority that today is the day.

0:03:25 > 0:03:31Really?! Well, I hope he's hungry when he arrives.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Your flapjacks can be very filling.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- So who's this?- Bella.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, isn't Bella a pretty thing? Almost as pretty as you!

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Shall we have a look?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Any change in the type of soap you use recently?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Soap? We only use cleanser.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56OK. You might want to take a break from that.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's good stuff. All the stars use it.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00And it's not cheap.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03All the same, it might not be suitable for delicate complexions.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Any change in diet? - All organic. Everything fresh.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09No refined sugars.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11OK. We'll give you something to make you feel better.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Something's not agreeing with her.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I can't think what it could be.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17It could be some kind of allergy. Possibly eczema.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Fortunately, it's not too bad. Worth keeping an eye on, though.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'd get some aqueous cream from the chemist and...

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Chemist?! Can't you give her something to cover it up?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28(It's so ugly!)

0:04:29 > 0:04:30You can barely see it.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33But she needs to be glowing and confident. Especially today.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35What's so special about today?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's probably easier if I show you.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Have you got five minutes?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44So. Tell me, what is on the agenda?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, Mrs Harris and Mrs Cooper have already offered to give

0:04:47 > 0:04:49the woodwork and brassware a final polish.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52And I thought you might like to work alongside me.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh, I thought that maybe...

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Arranging the flowers.- Really?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's a very important job.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Especially when we're expecting such an important guest.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08And you do have such a flair for that kind of thing.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Well, in that case...

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Actually, floral art is one my specialities.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I would be honoured to work with you!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Here she is winning Little Miss Letherbridge.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27And...oh! This is her modelling

0:05:27 > 0:05:31the pre-school range for Mini Modes catalogue.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Amber's the one at the back.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35There.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Behind that funny-looking ginger boy.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40She certainly has been a busy girl.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh, well. This is just the start.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45When she's the face of Rice Munchies, things will really take off.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Sorry?- She's down to the last two.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51They're taking test shots today, so she needs to look her best.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I doubt that'll show in photos.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Anyway, surely they retouch everything these days?

0:05:57 > 0:06:01So... Now, if there's nothing else...?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Hurry up, Amber. We haven't got all day.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Amber!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Roses! How lovely.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Red roses.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Left over from Valentine's Day. Someone over-ordered I expect.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Do you mind if I...?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Not at all.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I would much prefer to work with the white blossom.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29That's agreed, then. These will look lovely next to the pulpit.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Nice and welcoming for the new vicar.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Do you not think they are a bit...showy?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Showy? I thought they would stand out beautifully.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43A mistake, I think.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46To associate them with a man of such piety.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Given their...connotations.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50I'm not sure I know what you mean.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Longing. Lust.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Desire.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05A little inappropriate, when we hardly know the man.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, what do white roses signify?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Reverence.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Innocence.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18And most of all humility.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20A most important virtue, do you not think?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oh, one of the best.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26On the other hand, all these hidden meanings,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29they'd probably be lost on most people.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32On an educated man like the vicar? No!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35No. He will appreciate the reference.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Oh, well.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Looks like I'll have to find somewhere else for my arrangement.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Maybe they could go here at the back?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Or right over there by the organ?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Hi there! You must be the Trowbridges and...Amber!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I'm Mitzy and I'll be looking after you today.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05If there's anything you need, feel free to ask.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Actually, there is something.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Am I right in thinking that after today,

0:08:09 > 0:08:11there'll be no more call-backs?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Officially, the client is looking at a couple of options.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17But between you and me, they want a decision today.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's been a long journey, but, yes, this is it!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22And any more tips on what exactly they're looking for?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24The brief's quite vague. Peaches and cream,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27healthy, regular little girl seems to be what they're after.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31We can do that. Stop it, Amber! Sit still!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34And that's the other option?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Let's just focus on getting Amber settled for now, shall we?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Would you like a drink, sweetheart?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Oh! She's fine. We'll grab something afterwards. Amber?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Usually helps settle them down.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46She doesn't need to settle. She's a professional.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Take your hand away from your face, sweetheart. She's fine.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54She does look a little rosy. Are you feeling OK, Amber?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56My head hurts.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Are you sure you shouldn't...?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00It was just a rush to get here. We were a bit waylaid.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02She'll be right as rain in a second.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Amber.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Got any plans for lunch?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16I was hoping to see Heston.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19That's a shame. I think you've just missed him.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Is there anything I can do to help?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24No, it's all right, I'll call him on his mobile.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I think he's on one of his fancy lunches.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- It'll probably be switched off. - I'll text him.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Don't expect a speedy reply if...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Amber! Over here, please.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I want to go home. Bella wants to go home.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Why can't we go home?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You've got tap dancing later! You wouldn't want to miss that.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Sorry about the hold-up. We're setting up the lights.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Is there anything I can get you? Tea? Coffee?

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Would you like a muffin, Amber?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Not while she's working.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You were asking about the look?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I've just heard, creative are after something more urban

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and edgy rather than cutesy pie.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'm not sure the curls are quite right.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Amber can do urban and edgy, can't you, sweetheart?

0:10:29 > 0:10:33I must say, you've excelled yourself.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh...although...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43There now. Perfect.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47And with those red roses you have made a blessing out of a false friend.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I cannot deny it. Positioned beautifully.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55There for everyone to see, but not shouting too loudly.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59A job well done, even if we do say so ourselves.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03I cannot deny it, we make a crack team.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07The new vicar will be very impressed.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Hello, it looks like we've got a visitor.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh, no!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16No, no, no! What on earth does he think he's doing?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Up to no good, probably.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Well, he's not doing it here.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22You'll have to get rid of him before the vicar gets here.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Me?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I'm sure you can persuade him.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31Go on, you're so much better at this kind of thing than I am.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Mummy, you're hurting me!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Then stand still!- I'm thirsty!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Well, you'll have to wait.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39OK. That'll have to do.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Have you been scratching this? Because I told you, you can't do that.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Five minutes, guys.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Um...

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Can I help you?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Been wandering around all morning. It's freezing out there.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Thought I'd come in for a bit.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16This is not a refuge.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21This is a place of reflection and contemplation.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22And unfortunately...

0:12:22 > 0:12:24You're too busy for lost souls.

0:12:24 > 0:12:29No, we are expecting someone else. Someone rather important.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31So now is probably not the best time.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I'm just trying to find some peace.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Wait!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44It is very cold outside.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49Sit down, please. A few more minutes will not do any harm.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Perfect! Look at you! would you like to follow me?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Go with the lady. I'll be right here.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09And remember - smile.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10And don't scratch!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I have never been a fan of The Old Ragged Cross.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25A little too righteous for my liking.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What about Abide With Me?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ah, now that is a hymn!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32MRS LAND CLEARS HER THROAT

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Mrs Land!

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I was just informing our visitor of our hours of worship.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40He is hoping to join us for morning service.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43I'm so sorry to interrupt.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Might I have a quick word, Mrs Tembe?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Yes, of course. Excuse me.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I thought you were going to get rid of him.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56He is cold and lonely and looking for a place to worship.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Tell him to try that multi-faith drop-in centre in East Letherbridge.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01They take all sorts there.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04But it is so far away!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Nevertheless, you-know-who will be here in a minute.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11And this just creates completely the wrong impression.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Maybe this isn't the place for me.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15HE COUGHS

0:14:15 > 0:14:22Please, wait, stay. At least until you are feeling better.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23I will make you a nice cup of tea.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Look up, please.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34CAMERA CLICKS

0:14:34 > 0:14:40Yes, and look down. Towards the bowl of Rice Munchies.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Can you take your hand away from the face, please?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Somebody get the mother! The talent's bleeding!

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Young people are at the very heart of our congregation.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00We have a very strong youth group.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02You should have seen our Nativity!

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Sounds great. You're lucky to be part of all this.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh. Yes, I feel very lucky.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17I've probably strayed too far from the path of righteousness for your lot.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Well, you strike me as a man of great faith.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Can't say it hasn't been tested.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Which, in my experience, only makes it stronger.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Maybe.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I used to have a nice house, decent job, but...

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I let it all slip away.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Now what have I got to show for my life, eh?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Nothing.

0:15:43 > 0:15:49You should not be ashamed. Poverty is not a sin.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53No, but the stuff I was hooked on is.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55You are an addict?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58You name it.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Women, drink, smack.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I've had my share of them all.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05You could not find the strength to stop?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10That's temptation for you.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Once it gets you in its grip...

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Surely there are places for people like yourself. A clinic, maybe.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I've tried.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Just get sucked back into my old ways.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28So here I am.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Still hoping.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'm sorry. I know how much this meant to you.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42You can see how devastated she is. Is there no way...?

0:16:42 > 0:16:46We could work on the images on the computer, but she's so fidgety.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48We can't work with her like that.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50But she is so right for this. I know she is.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53What if I were to bring her back later, when she's calmed down?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- The thing is...- Please.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59It's costing me a fortune to give Amber everything it takes.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01We could really do with this break.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- I'm not sure that... - You can see how heartbroken she is.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Is there no way you can give her one more chance? Please?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11We have the studio booked till 5.30.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14If you think she can rally, I'll have a word with the photographer.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19- No promises, mind. - Thank you. We'll be back shortly.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20OK. Come on.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's all right. Just hold still.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I was hoping you could give her something for her nerves.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31She's been in such a state with it.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Mum!- It's all right, darling.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Perhaps you'd like to explain?

0:17:36 > 0:17:41It's only concealer. It's brilliant.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Covers a multitude of sins.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yeah. It says for adult complexions.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50I know. But it was only a light coating.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54You should see some of the tricks the other mothers pull.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55It's all right.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01You might want to put some of that cake aside.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03If we're not careful, there'll be none left for the vicar.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06You should not be sleeping rough tonight.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09I will telephone one of the local refuges,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11see if they have a proper bed.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14You're joking, aren't you? It's on a first-come-first-served basis.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15I never get there in time.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18They will not refuse me.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20No, thanks. You've done enough already.

0:18:20 > 0:18:26Nonsense! Turn away a stranger coming in from the cold?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Now, what would Jesus say?

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Would you seriously risk Amber's health for some advertising job?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39You make it sound like she's labouring in a sweatshop.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42She gets to wear pretty clothes, work with creative people,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44be adored.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hopefully there'll be some travel if she lands this job.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48And a few perks for Mum, too?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Hey, this is all about Amber and her career.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52I'm not interested in Amber's career.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm worried about her health.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Well, thank you, Doctor, for your thoughts.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59But I think I know what my own daughter needs.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Come on, Amber. The man with the camera's waiting for us.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hurry up, or we're going to be late.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I feel funny.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Amber!- Whoa! OK, OK, have a seat.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16You got up a bit too quickly, that's all.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I'm sorry, Mummy.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Don't worry, sweetheart. Nobody's angry with you.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27She's been out of sorts all day. I thought she was just playing up.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Have a sip of that. I don't suppose she's eaten much either.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33No time. The day we've had.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- There we go. - Oh! No, no. She doesn't have sweets.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- We need to get her blood sugars up. - Why? What's wrong with her?

0:19:39 > 0:19:43I'd have thought that's obvious. The poor girl's exhausted.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44There we go.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Right, I'm going to head home, make a start on dinner.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Lasagne all right?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yeah.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59I'll leave it in the oven.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Why?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm going to go and see a mate,

0:20:03 > 0:20:04give you some space.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Howard, don't.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08I could do with some company.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I haven't been much use so far, have I?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14You're here.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17That's enough.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20So, what's happening with you and Sam?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24He wants to go to Switzerland.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Thank you.- You're welcome.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37The best thing I can suggest is a decent meal and a good night's sleep.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41I hope you're not suggesting I don't know how to look after my own daughter.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Not at all. I'm just concerned with the pressure you're putting on her.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46That's just something she has to deal with.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50She's seven! She shouldn't have to deal with anything apart from playing with her dolls.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Playing? There is more to Amber's life than that.

0:20:54 > 0:20:59There's ballet on Tuesdays. Music And Movement on Wednesdays.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Singing on Thursdays.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Is it any wonder she's come out in a rash?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06She'll thank me for it one day.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Do you think I had singing and dance classes at her age?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I was seventh out of eight.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Opportunity didn't come served on a plate in our house.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Look, I'm not saying you don't want the best for your daughter,

0:21:17 > 0:21:18but before you throw Amber into modelling,

0:21:18 > 0:21:21make sure you're not denying her a proper childhood.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- I certainly don't want her to have the childhood I had. - That's understandable.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27But have you ever thought to ask Amber what she wants?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29To be treated like a princess. What little girl doesn't?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31At what cost?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33She loves it. Doesn't she?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36I think you should ask Amber, not me.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41She won't say. Not in front of you.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43You could try.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Amber?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Would you like to go to your dance lesson later?

0:21:53 > 0:21:54No!

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Maybe you'd like to go with Mummy to have your picture taken

0:21:59 > 0:22:01with the nice man?

0:22:01 > 0:22:02No!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Why don't you tell the doctor what you would like this afternoon?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Ice cream.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Are you feeling better?- Yes.- Great.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Keep an eye on the rash and if it hasn't cleared up in a few days, come back.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33But I think a few days at being a normal little girl will do the trick.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Don't worry. She's not going anywhere near a studio.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Not until she asks to, anyway.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41You must think I'm such a fool.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Pushy mother, hawking her child round town like a performing seal.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47What was I thinking?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Even with the best intentions, we can all make mistakes.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'd never do anything to hurt her.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54What parent would?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Come on. Thank you.- OK.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Better?

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Much.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10It's all right here, you know.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Though I can see it's perhaps getting a little too hot in here.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Perhaps we'd all feel a little more comfortable

0:23:23 > 0:23:26if I slipped out of this old thing.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29I'm sorry, I don't mean to appear rude,

0:23:29 > 0:23:31but it really is time you were going now.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35We're expecting a very important visitor any moment.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38So if you would kindly just take your things and leave...

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- So selfish.- I agree.

0:23:56 > 0:24:02He can't be in his right mind even to consider it.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Where's Heston when I need him?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08We could do it together.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11He's Sam's GP. How do you work that out?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Have him sectioned, of course. - What?!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16We're both medical professionals.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20We just declare that Sam is of an unfit state of mind.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22We'd have to find a friendly social worker, though,

0:24:22 > 0:24:24but that's a minor detail.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Mmm. Tastes great!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Would Bella like some ice cream? Open wide...

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Yes, hello, I was wondering about your modelling advert.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48What sort of age do they have to be?

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Great.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Because it's completely unethical, that's why!

0:24:55 > 0:24:58It would be fine. Anyway, needs must.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59It's a ridiculous idea.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02You and Heston are far too close to Sam.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04So would you rather that I consulted a stranger?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Someone less emotionally involved might be able to

0:25:06 > 0:25:09look at the facts before offering a balanced view.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12You're suggesting I get a stranger in who's just going to write Sam off, just like that?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16No! I'm just saying an assessment should be made by someone impartial.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Impartial? You're a fine one to talk.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20What do you mean by that?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23You're hardly in a position to give an impartial view, are you?

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh, hang on a minute!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- I'm looking out for your best interests here.- Best interests?

0:25:29 > 0:25:30I think it's best if we don't discuss

0:25:30 > 0:25:33who's doing what in whose best interests, don't you?

0:25:33 > 0:25:36We all know how convenient it would be if Sam was dead.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Especially for you!

0:25:41 > 0:25:45And a pleasure to meet you too, Mrs Harris.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Oh, yes! Thank you.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Well, what can I say?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55A rather unconventional arrival.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58I hope it didn't distract you too much from your duties.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Not at all!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I only hope we came up to your exacting standards.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Oh, no, it wasn't a test.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09Just a little trick of mine. I always like to get an impression of a parish

0:26:09 > 0:26:11from the other side of the fence, as it were.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Best way to see what work needs doing.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I hope you've found everything to your satisfaction, Reverend Clement.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Please, call me Gordon.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22And you can rest assured I can't fault a thing.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26The flowers are beautiful. Roses have always been a favourite.

0:26:26 > 0:26:32The vestry immaculate. And splendid cake.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36But most of all, I'm delighted to say,

0:26:36 > 0:26:40I've witnessed a very fine example of Christian charity in action.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44If all my new parishioners are as kind and welcoming,

0:26:44 > 0:26:49I am going to have a very enjoyable time at St Bernadette's.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Well...

0:26:51 > 0:26:54I look forward to worshipping together.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Ladies...

0:27:05 > 0:27:06This isn't my jam.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Yeah, I know. We've run out of strawberry.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10We never run out.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12She's my Good Samaritan.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- No, no.- Tell them what you did.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18The blood in the toilet, where's it come from?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Have you hurt yourself?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Hurts, yeah.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24And there was I thinking I was a fine figure of a man.

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