Kiss and Tell

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0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm sure I've got some spare wall plugs somewhere.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Rory.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Morning.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Come along, Rory.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'll be right back.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03What are you thinking of, talking to that woman?

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Hello, Mother, this is a surprise. She's a very nice person.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Nice! Grasping, devious trollop, more like.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14This used to be a respectable neighbourhood.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19- Olivia's had a very bad press. - She sold her story to the papers.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I wish you'd let me know you were coming.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Since when did I need an appointment?

0:01:23 > 0:01:27It's just, I'm putting up some shelves...for Olivia.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Think of your hands. You're a surgeon, not a handyman!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Before you know it, she'll have you changing her oil

0:01:33 > 0:01:34and cleaning her windows.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Why don't you fix yourself a cuppa while I finish up next door?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39You need to get your priorities straight.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I will not play second fiddle to that strumpet!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- I can't just leave her in the lurch. - Let her pay a handyman.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48And from now on, steer clear.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51It doesn't do to be seen with such a person.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53She's not an axe murderer.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Don't be facetious. People talk,

0:01:55 > 0:02:00and I won't have my family made the subject of idle gossip.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Now, hang that up for me while I powder my nose.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I've got some news to discuss with you.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'd like to get a plan together for Switzerland.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13They haven't accepted you.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16No, but when Clemence do give the go-ahead, I want to be ready.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20IF they give you the go ahead. Does it have to be today?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Why not?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26If you need an incentive, we could always do the holiday thing first.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Fabulous. I'll dig out my skis.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32This morning would be good for me.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34It's my day off.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Fine, just let me clear these away. - Great.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Rory. There are no towels in the bathroom.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Your bathroom's a disgrace!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Thank you so much. They look fabulous.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27No problem.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29And you made it look so easy.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Last time I handled a saw I nearly took my thumb off.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ended up in A&E.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Nice job.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Of course you'd appreciate a neat scar.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I wondered if you could recommend a local building firm.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I think the roof's leaking, the front wall's damp anyway.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48They mentioned it in the survey.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52That might be your gutters. I could take a look, if you like.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Whoa, careful.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06One injured staff member's quite enough.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08What have you done?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Kevin's love life claims another victim.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13You and Kevin?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16No! I prefer my men a little less shallow.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I was just getting my head down on Saturday night

0:04:19 > 0:04:22when he shows up with one of his airbrushed playmates.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25She was a bit of a screamer, if you get my drift.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I know it's his place, but a girl's entitled to a night's sleep,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30so I was knocking on the wall.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33But he couldn't hear, so I gave it some welly.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Fractured wrist.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Distal radius. So we still on for darts tonight?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You up for it?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Do you think I'd let a broken bone get in the way of a night out

0:04:44 > 0:04:47with me and the champ? It's a date.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51KNOCK ON DOOR

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Come in.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Mrs Jessop.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Edith. Take a seat. All's well, I hope.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05So how can I help?

0:05:05 > 0:05:09I need a product to reduce libido.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Could you elaborate a bit.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I think I've made myself perfectly clear.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Humour me.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18It's perfectly natural to feel sexual desire.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's not for me, you idiot!

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Rory has taken a shine to his new neighbour, Olivia Birchwood.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I assume you've heard of her.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Olivia 'biggest scandal to hit Letherbridge in decades' Birchwood?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Given her reputation, I fear it's only a matter of time

0:05:36 > 0:05:40before the inevitable happens, unless I take action.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Rory's a sensible man.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44He's not going to get involved with the likes of Ms Birchwood.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Take my word for it, his baser instincts are in the ascendancy.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52He sneaked off to put up shelves for her

0:05:52 > 0:05:54after I expressly forbid it!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I think you're reading too much into the situation.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01My son has shown no interest in women since his divorce.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06But now this celebrity floozy has moved in,

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I found those in his bathroom!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Edith, I can't prescribe medication for you

0:06:14 > 0:06:16knowing you're going to give it to someone else.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Make an exception!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Your friend is about to make a damn fool of himself

0:06:21 > 0:06:22with a totally unsuitable woman!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24No, I'm sorry.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26All right. If you won't provide medication,

0:06:26 > 0:06:30you'll have to talk some sense into him, man to man.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34He's off work today. I'll expect you for lunch.

0:06:35 > 0:06:3712:45.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Congratulations, you deserve it.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53In my official capacity as the new President of Raising Smiles,

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I would like to invite you to become a patron.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Am I important enough?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I'd have thought you'd want a minor Royal at the very least.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Keep it under your hat, but we have a Dame and a Lord

0:07:05 > 0:07:08considering our request as we speak.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10He's a hereditary peer.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12He can trace his family back to the Norman Conquest.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14And the Dame?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17One of those show business honours,

0:07:17 > 0:07:21but the common herd seems to like that sort of thing.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24So can I take it that's a yes from you?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'd be honoured.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Does this mean I get to make speeches and give out prizes?

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Endlessly. We have a fundraiser in a few weeks.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I shall dig out my compendium of witty anecdotes.

0:07:36 > 0:07:42Nothing too racy, our primary donors are somewhat old-school.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43And you aren't?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45THEY LAUGH

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Well, make yourself at home. You know where everything is.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01I have an electric hedge cutter in my shed.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Is that a polite way of telling me I'm making a mess?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07It's a bodged way of telling you to leave it to me.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08That's marvellously gallant of you.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Not at all. It's a 20 minute job, with the right equipment.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17OK, I'll accept your offer on one condition.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Come to dinner.- Tonight?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Why not, if you're free. 6-ish?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Perfect.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Any dietary issues I should know about?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27As long as it's food.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41You'll be the laughing stock of the cardio-thoracic world

0:08:41 > 0:08:43if you take up with that woman.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46We were chatting about gardening.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48She's aware you're a surgeon, obviously.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50What's that got to do with anything?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're a catch, Rory, for someone like her. She's a gold-digger.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Don't be ridiculous. She's an independent woman.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01She doesn't need my money. Anyway, we're just friends.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05I'm not blind. And how did she obtain her independence?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08By ruining the career of that poor politician

0:09:08 > 0:09:10with her sleazy revelations.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I thought you despised the tabloids.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Almost as much as the fortune hunters who

0:09:14 > 0:09:16trade their salacious stories.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18KNOCK ON DOOR

0:09:18 > 0:09:21How can you hold up your head in decent company

0:09:21 > 0:09:24with her hanging from your arm?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Heston.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Hello, Heston.- Hello. - I'll leave you two to talk.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Go on in.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh. Is my cooking that bad?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Sorry, I'm not hungry.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- I'll make you some soup. - Can we talk dates?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I said later.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53The vacuuming must be finished by now.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Unless of course you're going to start on the upholstery?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Sorry, was I disturbing you?

0:09:57 > 0:10:02The domestic goddess ACT is a little bit disconcerting.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I haven't even started on the kitchen yet.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07So why not take a break from the bleach?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- I'm on a roll.- Humour me.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Household chores 1, washed-up husband 0.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I said later!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Actually, I'm glad you called in, I needed rescuing.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31From Edith, surely not?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35She's been giving me grief about my new neighbour.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39We're getting along rather well, if you catch my drift.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42And that's a problem?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44She's Olivia Birchwood.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Ah.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I haven't felt this way about anyone in ages.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51A celebrity with a book contract does not change its spots.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Anything happening in the bedroom department?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58It may be heading in that direction.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01We have a dinner date this evening.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05I would think long and hard before going down that road.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Believe me, I have.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10But, at the end of the day, I really like her

0:11:10 > 0:11:13and I think she feels the same way.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16We're both free agents. Where's the harm?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18DOOR SLAMS

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Just hang on a second.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Mrs Jessop. Come in.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Just let me finish this and I'll be with you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41PHONE CONVERSATION CONTINUES

0:11:43 > 0:11:44< That's fine.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48SHE GASPS

0:11:50 > 0:11:53< All right, thanks very much. Bye.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Sorry about that.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03If you think I'm going to stand by and let you ruin

0:12:03 > 0:12:07my family's reputation, you are sorely mistaken.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I can assure you, I've got no intention of doing any such thing.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13You will not to see Rory tonight, or any other night.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Understood?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16With all due respect, Mrs Jessop,

0:12:16 > 0:12:19it's not for you to tell me who I can and can't see.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Don't lecture me on what's appropriate. I know your game.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Marrying a surgeon will not make you respectable!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27We barely know each other.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28I doubt that will stop you

0:12:28 > 0:12:31from hauling him into bed at the first opportunity.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36I won't let Rory be the next instalment in your vile memoirs.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Stay away from him!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Do you think she may want to...you know?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51From what I've heard, I'd be surprised if she doesn't.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55In the event that the opportunity arises, I would like to be prepared.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Performance enhancing medication.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Do you have erectile problems?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Heston.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04I can't just prescribe them.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08We have to do some tests. I suggest you book an appointment.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10You're supposed to be talking sense into him,

0:13:10 > 0:13:13not conspiring to ruin his life!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Oh, I see, this is all a put up job.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I'm 51 years old and of sound mind.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23I do not need to be babysat by you, or indeed, my duplicitous mother.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24He does have a point.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28You are about to make a hideous error of judgement. Tell him!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I think I've made my feelings perfectly clear.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33So on that note.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Coward.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Oh. I was hoping to see Rory.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- It really isn't a good time. - And you are?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- I'm Heston Carter. Dr Heston Carter. - Olivia Birchwood.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Everything's all right, I hope.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53A minor contretemps. I'm sure it'll all blow over.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57That's a relief. Mrs Jessop was a little...overwrought earlier.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Nice to meet you, Dr Carter.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05For heaven's sake, it's a dinner date.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07It's not like we're getting married!

0:14:07 > 0:14:12You don't know what you're dealing with. She's a seductress!

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Her autobiography is utter filth!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19And the rest of her books in her collection are not much better.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22What, you've seen her books?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24S-s-she's immoral.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26You've been next door?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31What have you done? Mother, what have you said to her?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36If you interfere in my life again,

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I will not allow you over that threshold.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Do you understand me?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49OK, so you may be able to fill your day with things to do

0:14:49 > 0:14:51but unfortunately, I don't have that luxury.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Come on, we'll both feel better once we've addressed the issue.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Knowing the date you intend to die

0:15:01 > 0:15:04is not going to make me feel better in any way.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Well, it would be a huge weight off my shoulders.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Please.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Fine.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Assuming that Clemence give you the go-ahead,

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- the earliest possible date is sometime in March.- Really?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Or maybe not.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32If you would like to talk, I am here.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Hello again, Dr Carter.- Olivia.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Rory tells me this is the closest practice to us,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39so I'd like to register as a patient.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Mrs Tembe, would you dig out the relevant forms.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Yes, of course. - You've spoken then?

0:15:44 > 0:15:48On the phone. Mrs Jessop isn't accepting visitors at the moment.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Right. Come through.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Thank you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03First week in April, that's looking good.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Easter weekend? No. Travel chaos.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11And I happen to know that two of the doctors have booked holiday.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16I suppose I could swing it with a family bereavement.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Or should that be imminent family bereavement?

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- What about the middle of April? - Before or after your birthday?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I don't think there's any point in postponing

0:16:26 > 0:16:28for just another birthday, is there?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31That avoids the gift issue nicely.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33HE LAUGHS

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Ali and Tom are coming over on the 21st.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Let's stick with that.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43It'll be a chance to say goodbye them.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45That's going to be one hell of a dinner party.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51I know, let's get the caterers in, invite all our friends round,

0:16:51 > 0:16:52and have a wake.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55People are always saying at a wake,

0:16:55 > 0:16:58"Old so-and-so would have loved this, shame they can't be here!"

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Well, you can be!

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Emma, Em, Em!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04I know this is difficult.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Emma?

0:17:12 > 0:17:18I'm sorry, it's just that this is ridiculous.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21So absurd.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24SHE LAUGHS

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I can't believe we're doing it.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Right, that all seems in order. Are you on any medication at the moment?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Just the occasional painkiller.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43I imagine you're aware of some version or other of my history.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I think I recall reading something.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48"Sultry temptress sinks political career?"

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Well, fortunately that's not relevant to your medical history.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55I took antidepressants for a while, after the scandal.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Is that relevant?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58So you suffered from depression.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Having your life raked over in the press

0:18:01 > 0:18:03can be a very depressing experience.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's the strangest thing, being usurped by

0:18:05 > 0:18:08some distorted caricature of yourself, Dr Carter.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Surreal and painful.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Some might argue that you brought it upon yourself.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18I was very much in love with the man whose career I allegedly destroyed.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22And I didn't know he was married, at least, not until it was too late.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25But you sold your story to the press?

0:18:25 > 0:18:29I tried to set the record straight. I should have known better,

0:18:29 > 0:18:33but I wasn't coping very well at the time, and I made some bad choices.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Like publishing intimate details of your personal life?

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Have you ever been in a situation where you didn't know what to do?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Where your world is collapsing around you?

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Where the person you love becomes unrecognisable to you?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50He hurt me terribly and I lashed out.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Do you regret it?

0:18:56 > 0:19:00It was a long time ago. I hope I've moved on since then.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Unfortunately, responsible, grown-up behaviour doesn't make the headlines.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I've spent the past four years teaching business skills

0:19:09 > 0:19:14to women's co-operatives in Sierra Leone. I ran away. And now I'm back.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Please don't go through with this, Rory.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11PHONE RINGS

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Yes.- Edith?- You can't speak to Rory at the moment,

0:20:16 > 0:20:18he's getting ready for his date of doom.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Edith, is everything all right?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Don't pretend to care, Heston, you had your chance.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'll take care of this myself.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Hey, you haven't forgotten then. See you around 8?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I thought we could go straight there.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Get a few practice runs in before the game. With...

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Tungsten.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44SHE LAUGHS

0:20:44 > 0:20:4620 grams?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49You could use all the help you can get.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52You just can't bear to lose, can you? You and me both.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Come on.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Zara, wow! Look at you! Have you met Al?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Yes, we've met. - So what's the occasion?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Just taking care of business.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I can drive you. I can drop you home afterwards.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26I can stay off the booze.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29No beer on a darts night? Sacrifice too far, mate.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'll get a cab home.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Isn't it a little late for house calls?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39I was concerned.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41It's none of your business.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44What's happened?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Let's just say, if they make it to bed, he'll be a disappointment.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Edith!

0:21:49 > 0:21:53I will not stand back and let that woman ruin his life.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Tell me what you've done.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Where are you going?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- To see Rory.- Why?- Because I'm not getting anything from you.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03You can't tell him!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Tell him what exactly?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11He took round a bottle of Cabernet Shiraz with a screw top.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- I put sleeping pills in it. - How many?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Enough to make them drowsy over dinner.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17How many?!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20You're making a big fuss over nothing.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23People can die mixing sleeping pills with alcohol.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I'm going to see Rory.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I wasn't expecting to see you again so soon.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Heston.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35If this is some harebrained scheme dreamed up by my mother.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- I was in the area.- And?

0:22:37 > 0:22:42And I wanted to ask Olivia about her urn.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44It was a gift.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Well, I'm sure you've got things you need to be getting on with.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51As it happens, I don't.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Heston.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Ah, Hakka Valley Cabernet Shiraz.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Somebody's got very good taste.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Who'd have thought the Australians were capable of such a

0:23:02 > 0:23:05juicy middle palate bursting with bold berry brilliance?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Sadly, I'll never know.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Red wine gives Olivia migraines.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Rory's going to bring me a nice Chablis next time.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Right.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Why don't you take it with you?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Are you sure?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Heston, goodbye.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21I'll see myself out.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Where is everyone?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45What a vile colour.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Did you tell them?

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Perhaps a more appropriate question would be - are they all right?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Are they?

0:23:56 > 0:24:00No thanks to you. Never pull a stunt like that again.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Does Rory know?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I have just spent the last excruciating five minutes

0:24:05 > 0:24:07ensuring that they don't.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Rory thinks I'm a blithering idiot.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13And you're just worried about your reputation!

0:24:13 > 0:24:17It's all I have! My good name is everything.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19What about Rory?

0:24:19 > 0:24:23It reflects on me, what he does, which is an asset

0:24:23 > 0:24:28when he's saving lives and gaining plaudits, but this relationship...

0:24:28 > 0:24:31How can I continue with the charity knowing that

0:24:31 > 0:24:36people are sniggering behind their hands every time I host an event?

0:24:36 > 0:24:41This evening you nearly poisoned two people, one of whom is your son.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44How's that going to look on the front pages?

0:24:44 > 0:24:48For what it's worth, I think Olivia is a decent woman,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50who deserves a second chance.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55Get to know her. Rory has, and remember, Edith, it's his life!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01What about transport?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03There's no point booking flights

0:25:03 > 0:25:06until we get the go-ahead from Clemence.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09We need to think about getting me back home.

0:25:11 > 0:25:17Airlines must have special rules about transporting...remains.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Cremation or burial?

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Cremation's probably the simpler option, given the circumstances.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Though I'd prefer burial.

0:25:30 > 0:25:35You would have to be embalmed,

0:25:35 > 0:25:39and shipped in a zinc-lined coffin.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Cremation then.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47There's no point in making this any more difficult than it already is.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55This is really going to happen, isn't it?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05INDISTINCT CONVERSATION

0:26:05 > 0:26:07THEY LAUGH

0:26:12 > 0:26:16Zara. What are you doing here?

0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Where the hell is Howard? - You look great.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I wasn't expecting to see you. Is Joe OK?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Joe's fine.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25What's all this about Howard taking over Julia's stake in The Mill?

0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Where are you staying? - Just answer the question!

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Julia wants her investment back. How about a coffee?

0:26:31 > 0:26:33I didn't come here for a cosy chat!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36There is no way that Howard is taking a partnership in the Mill.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I may not have been around much, but I am still a partner in this

0:26:39 > 0:26:42practice and nobody, NOBODY should forget that.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45I want to be updated on everything. Starting now.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Zara. This is a surprise.

0:26:55 > 0:27:00I'm sorry. I wasn't much of a support in there.

0:27:00 > 0:27:06Do not worry. They are quite a formidable group

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Why were there boiler and roof problems?

0:27:08 > 0:27:12Did they both go wrong simultaneously or is that yet

0:27:12 > 0:27:13another symptom of your neglect?

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